A Very Boomer Christmas | Episode 280
Join the hosts of the Boomer Bunker podcast as they dive into a lively and humorous discussion surrounding the absurdities of modern life, particularly during the holiday season.
The episode features a mix of light-hearted banter and candid reflections on topics ranging from technology failures to the challenges of streaming services.
Amidst the holiday cheer, they also tackle serious social issues, such as recent violent incidents and political discourse in America. With a blend of personal anecdotes and sharp commentary, the hosts explore the contrasts between their youthful experiences and today's societal norms.
As the conversation unfolds, they highlight the need for accountability in both public and personal spheres, leaving listeners with a mix of laughter and thought-provoking insights.
Takeaways:
- The hosts humorously discuss their struggles with technology while trying to stream their podcast live, showcasing the challenges independent podcasters face.
- They share funny anecdotes about Christmas traditions, including hilarious stories about holiday cookies and family gatherings.
- A recurring theme in the episode is the critique of modern technology and its impact on communication and entertainment, especially concerning social media.
- The hosts express their frustrations with political figures and the media, emphasizing the disconnect between politicians and the general public.
- They highlight the absurdity of certain societal norms, such as the celebration of questionable behaviors in the political arena.
- They explore their personal experiences with food and cooking during the holidays, lightheartedly emphasizing the importance of family and tradition.
- Sammy Johns Chevy Van Video
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00:00 - None
00:00 - Starting a Podcast Journey
01:01 - Christmas Cheer and Technical Difficulties
22:00 - Stories of Drinking and Regret
32:26 - The Rise of Malort: A Cultural Examination
51:51 - The Fallout from the Last Election
01:11:18 - The Political Landscape Shift: A New Era Begins
01:28:33 - The Podcast Network Idea
All right, you guys, podcast time.
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We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
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Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
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Ready?
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I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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And welcome, dear listeners, to a very special Christmas episode of the Boomer Bunker podcast.
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I'm your host, the Duchess, with a jingle in my step and joy in my heart, and by my side, as always, is my ever faithful sidekick, the one and only John.
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As we gather around the virtual fireplace, sipping on our eggnog with just a touch of that special holiday spirit.
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Of course, we're here to unwrap the gifts of knowledge, laughter, and maybe a few controversial opinions under the tree.
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So snuggle up in your favorite armchair, light that cinnamon scented candle, and let's get ready to view the world Boomer style.
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John, have you been nice or naughty this year?
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What's on your Christmas wish list from Santa?
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I'll tell you what's on my Christmas wish list.
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A fucking streaming service that fucking works.
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Hey, Streamyard, you know will be a nice time to tell me that YouTube and Facebook isn't working and I need to redo it.
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Not when I hit fucking record.
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Jesus Christ.
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So now we're not on YouTube and now we're not on Facebook.
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I was playing with this thing today.
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I know.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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All right, so, well, merry ho ho, everyone.
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My co host is losing his mind.
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You were sitting here.
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If I would have known, I had.
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We were here early.
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I could have went in and redid something.
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No, I put it on.
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It's just like.
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Oh, start it.
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How can I do it now?
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I can't do it now.
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I just hit record.
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Merry Christmas.
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Thank you, Sparky.
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Yeah, see, I have a Mrs.
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Claus costume I bought for the Santa run.
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There you go.
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There's Mrs.
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Yeah, no, I don't look like that, but I wish I had.
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I bought a Santa a Mrs.
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Claus outfit with, like, a short skirt and all the fur and all that.
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But then my girlfriend decided she wanted to run, too, so we bought the silly sweater one.
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Maybe next year I'll wear the Mrs.
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Claus one.
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Well, so today, how I got that, how I got this right here is.
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I went to Twitter.
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I went to Twitter and I went to Grok.
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Not Gronk.
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Grok.
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And I said, you know, make the Duchess of New Jersey in a, you know, a Santa dress.
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And then it did it, and then it said.
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And then I Wanted to regenerate it.
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So I said, can you give the Duchess of New Jersey larger breasts?
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Oh, my God.
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It didn't.
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I wanted larger breasts, but it wouldn't give you larger boobs.
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I wanted to max out the breast decidous.
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Oh, good Lord.
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Oh, good.
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Do it there.
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Cause they're not.
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They'll look better there.
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I know.
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Hold on.
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Breaking news.
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Bill Clinton is in the hospital.
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Oh, God.
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He went into the hospital because he's got a fever.
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You know, you need more cowbell.
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I'm not really doing anything.
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Gotta get away from Hillary.
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I'm at that age now that, you know, you get a fever, you go inside.
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You know, in 2021, I was in the hospital for a while.
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I had a urinary tract infection.
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When you raw dog as money hoes as I have, you always gotta worry about it.
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The only cure is more cowbell.
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Do you remember that?
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Did you see that?
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That's Christopher Walken, right?
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I.
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Well, on snl.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That was snl.
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Well, yeah.
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That's one of my favorite, favorite Saturday Night Live things.
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It's such a good bit, you know.
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And the thing is, the guy with the cowbell was Will Farrell, but he.
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You know.
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I know you don't like him, but everybody else was good in it.
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Yeah.
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Christopher Walken overshadowed the whole thing anyway, so.
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Clearly reads off the cue cards, right?
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Well, not only that, but it really.
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How would you say?
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It really enhances my point about Will Ferrell.
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He overacted in that thing with the cowbell.
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And some people are gonna say, well, that's what made it.
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I don't know.
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Honestly, it was funny, but it was everybody else trying to keep the straight face, like, you know, the.
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The guy who played the lead and the guitar, which, of course I can't.
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Remember his name because, well, that was Black Sabbath, Right.
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They were the guys from Black Sabbath, weren't they?
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Was it?
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I don't know.
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I.
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Again, are you thinking the real guys from Black Sabbath?
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No, no, no, that was the crew.
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No, that was just the snl.
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One of the guys.
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Okay.
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy Fallon's playing the drums.
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Oh, that Horatio Sands and all that.
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Yeah.
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So it.
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They did a good job.
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A Blue Oyster Cult.
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That's right.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What did I say?
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Bud Vuger.
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Black Sabbath.
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Ah, okay.
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Black Sabbath Book, Louis.
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Col.
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You know, when I was about, I wasn't driving yet, So I was 16.
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There was a Black Sabbath Blue Oyster Cult concert at the Spectrum.
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Oh, that would have been.
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I couldn't.
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I'm telling You.
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I couldn't hear for like three days.
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It was the loudest.
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There's probably still damage.
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You've got.
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Oh my.
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That's.
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I'm telling you, that's why I can't hear the date.
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Between the auto racing and going to concerts, you know, we never.
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You never wear earplugs, right?
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Any protection?
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What pussy would wear?
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Who does that?
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What pussy would wear earplugs?
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There you go.
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Where was I at the one time.
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It was like, wait, what?
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I can't hear you.
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What?
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Ted Nugent.
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I was at Ted Nugent concert.
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We were to the right of the stage and that thing was so loud that my ear like went out.
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It was like boop.
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And that happened another time when we were auto racing.
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Boop.
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We were auto racing.
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We started the car up and this is how dumb I am.
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Just stand right behind it.
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So there's the fuel line and in a.
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In a sprint car, the fuel line they have.
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There's a fuel line and then there's a quick connect.
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And there's a thing in there.
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It's called a pill.
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And what it does is it.
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It takes and either restricts the flow of fuel to the fuel injection.
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So you can get a small pill in.
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It's a runs leaner.
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You put a bigger pill in, there's more fuel.
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It runs what we used to call it fat.
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Runs fatter.
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And so we start the car up.
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Could be the mini strokes.
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We start the car up and the thing is leaking.
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So the guy, my mechanic, the mechanic of the car says here, hold that.
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Because they can't shut the car.
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You pushed a sprint car to start it.
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You just engage the drive shaft.
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You push it with a truck and that starts the motor and then you kick it out of gear.
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And what they do before the race is they want to get it up the water temperature up to 200 degrees.
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And then you know that heats up the oil and everything.
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So this is right.
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It's like the pre warm up before the heat race.
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So they can't shut it off until it gets up to 180 degrees.
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I got a rag over alcohol over open headers.
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So a flame comes out.
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I would, I would have went up like that.
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You'd have burst in a flame like.
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That chick on the subway.
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We'll get into that a little bit later.
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Please.
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Sparky says he's surprised his ears still work as good as they do with open headers on dirt.
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Late models.
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Sparky, which track did you go to?
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I know he lives near us.
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Did you Go to Nazareth, Flemington.
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Which track?
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East Windsor.
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All those tracks are gone now.
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Such a sin.
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The only dirt tracks, real estate, New Jersey housing now.
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Right.
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We used to go.
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When I was a kid.
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There was Reading.
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Pennsylvania was a dirt track.
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You had Nazareth, Pennsylvania had a dirt track.
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Penn National.
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Okay, What's Penn national now?
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Silver Spring.
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Okay.
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Silver Spring.
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Oh, so you were out in Spring.
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Quest, Mary, isn't that Maryland?
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Yeah.
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No, no, it's out there by Harrisburg.
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Because we used to go to Williams Grove every Friday night.
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We would travel out, we'd go to Williams Grove.
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And then Saturday there was either Lincoln, which was in Hanover, or no, outside of York.
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And then there was Ceilings Grove, which was up north, up by Hagerstown.
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Hagerstown.
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Yeah, I've been to Hagerstown.
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Hagerstown.
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Love Hagerstown.
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Hagerstown's a great town.
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Somehow we have to work out a meetup with Sparky because I think you and he are totally of.
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So we, you know, we used to go to the.
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The dirt track.
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So anyhow, I'm sitting there holding this thing with a rag, and.
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And it's.
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And I'm like.
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So then he comes over, and as he's ready to shut off, he goes over and he grabs it, goes, rev, rev, rev.
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He revs it.
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And my ear.
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My ear.
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I lost hearing in one ear for, like, three days because it was like, Right.
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Like, stop it.
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I've gone to concerts where my ears ring for about two days afterwards.
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Like, you just walk out and I'm like, I don't.
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I can't.
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Everything's like.
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Like everything's is so muffled.
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I'm like.
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I think I blew my ear drums out.
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Like, I can't.
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I don't even know what shows they were.
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It was.
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And that was nothing I can recall right away, but, man, they were loud.
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Probably one of the country concerts.
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Actually.
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It was stupid loud country.
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Loud country concerts.
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It was at the Garden.
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Everybody was hooked up.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm trying to think if I ever went to see anybody that was both types of music, country and western.
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Country was good.
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It was a good show.
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Oh, is that the name of it?
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Was it the name of the band?
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No, it was like four different.
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It was four different groups, like, toured.
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It was a country western concert.
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I gotcha.
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Yeah.
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We used to, like, back in the day when there used to be the JFK Stadium in Philadelphia.
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Went to see the roundup.
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I'm trying to remember.
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It was like, Marshall Tucker, the Outlaw.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Like, all the old Molly Hatchet.
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Remember Molly Hatchet?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, pick one of them for Shitty song.
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That's perfect right there.
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Really?
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You know, which I.
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I was talking to Bob about this the other day.
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You ever hear that song Chevy Van?
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Probably.
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It's like a one hit wonder.
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I bet I know it.
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Should I bring it up?
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I don't want to get.
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No, no.
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Well, because it'll get struck down.
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So.
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Yeah, can't do that.
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I'm telling you.
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We'll pop it on another time.
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I want to go to.
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I want next year.
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I just want to go to Rumble.
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I, I want to get away from all these other platforms.
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We can't do anything here.
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We can't play music.
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I can't without get worried about getting a strike.
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It's ridiculous.
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I can't come on here and just play a couple seconds of my Chevy.
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Van can't be free.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Kind of, sort of.
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They're putting a I Listen, this is why I got into podcasting.
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I got into podcasting because I want to do the show I want to do, and I don't need anybody telling me what to do.
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Here you go.
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Adam says Sammy John's Chevy.
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Ben.
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There you go.
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I knew, I knew Adam.
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Adam knows.
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Yeah, of course.
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That's a shitty song.
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That's a real.
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They play the live version of the karaoke.
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Fair use.
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You can play the live version.
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Do you think there's actually a YouTube live version of my Chevy?
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There's YouTube of all kinds of.
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So if you want to look for it, go for it, but.
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Oh, here we go now.
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Now.
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Here you go.
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Rabbit hole.
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Right.
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Sorry.
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Just hop your.
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Just.
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That's how we go.
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That's how, that's how it.
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That's how we do.
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Let's see.
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Live my Chevy van.
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My space Chevy Live V A N.
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Here we go.
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Let's see.
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See if it works now.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Did we find one?
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I might have found one.
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Could I have found one?
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I bet you could have.
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Let me see if I can find.
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Let me see if I.
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Damn it.
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Why do I do this to myself?
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I, I know.
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You set yourself up.
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You really do.
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All right, all right.
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Do we have it?
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Let's see.
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Hold on.
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All right, well, let's see.
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All right, all right.
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I, I.
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There's something.
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Did you hear that?
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I heard somebody speaking, so.
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Okay, you heard somebody speaking.
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All right, let's see if I can bring this up now.
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Okay.
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Share screen.
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All right.
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Window.
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Sparky said he heard it too.
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So, okay, everybody's hearing it.
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All right, this is the grand old Opry.
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Now, I don't know if this is the song here.
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Let me just sort of ask a question.
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How many old rock and rollers do we have in the crowd?
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Say, back from the mid-70s, listening to rock and roll radio in the 70s.
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Oh, here we go.
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That's good.
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Then.
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Then you got older, and we got you in the country field.
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You know, that's kind of what happened to all of us.
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Well, back in the mid-70s, I was playing some rock and roll records every now and then on the radio as a disc jockey, and about 1974 came out and became a gigantic smash record called Chevy Van.
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Oh, here.
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A lot of you will.
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Will remember that.
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And we're going to refresh your memory real well, because the gentleman who wrote it, who made that record back in 1974, is standing on the Opry stage tonight.
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Welcome, everybody.
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Guesting with us, his Opry debut, Mr.
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Sammy.
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John.
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Sammy.
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Thank you, John.
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Yes, sir.
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Favorite singer, John.
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He looks like.
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Oh, like pork pie hat there.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'd have worn that.
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I love those things.
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Here we go.
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Yeah, definitely.
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Shitty song.
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I think we nominate this, huh?
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Thank you.
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People actually remember this song.
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Sleeping Dream of.
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We're so dominating everybody we're bringing.
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It's all right by me.
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I can't believe I can still remember the name of.
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I Can't Believe I can't remember actors, but this.
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All right, I think we need to pull the plug on this.
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Please, God.
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Okay, we have 10 people live streaming with us.
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We'd like to keep them.
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Please don't leave.
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Well, it's Christmas Eve Eve.
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I mean, I'm sure there's people.
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You know, the other thing is We've lost the YouTube people.
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We lost the Facebook people.
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There's people on Facebook right now going, where the hell is the boomer bunker?
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He said he was coming on.
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What happened?
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It's gonna have to.
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There's a bunch of channels.
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They can find us on one of the other ones.
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So you're right.
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Tom.
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Tom said the song was fading in and out.
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It wasn't constant.
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He was correct.
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So it was kind of like, sketchy.
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Is he still here?
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Didn't we ban him?
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No.
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So here you go.
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Sparky says now you have to play Glenn Campbell.
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Oh, the rhinestone cowboy.
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We could do that.
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No, don't do it.
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Rhinestone Cowboy.
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I don't know.
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I have to get it.
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Glenn Campbell is one of my favorites out of all the country.
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Like, that guy passed Away recently, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, before he passed away, he was.
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He was Joe Biden.
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He was.
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He was just the stumbling cowboy at that point.
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Yeah, he was.
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He was non compost manures.
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Shipper brain.
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There we go.
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He was non compost.
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Manoris that picture.
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Oh, my God.
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All derped up.
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All right.
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Teresa sent me a picture.
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And actually, for the season.
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We'll share this up on social later.
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Big gifts.
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It's me as Santa Claus.
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I think you look so cute.
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I love.
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She sent you that.
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That's so cute.
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I know.
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Hey, I'm on the in big Red is from Shitty Song of Weeks in our Discord now.
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I love it.
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What is that about?
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That's amazing.
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Well, it's funny because he sent me that question when you were on earlier.
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So I asked and he said, oh, I wanted him to know it was me, and that's why I was like, it was red.
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There you go.
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I like that.
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And then he mentioned discord, so I sent him the link.
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So, sure, why not?
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I like it.
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Good.
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I do, too.
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What?
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Okay.
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Oh, I got it.
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I'm happy to have him here.
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Yes.
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Happy to have everybody here.
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All nine of you.
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I lost somebody.
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Damn it.
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Where did you go?
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I want names.
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Get back over here by Tommy.
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Yelled at him.
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He left.
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See, now you're all mad.
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Now you're like, oh, he took a number away.
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Well, if it's Tom, then it's fine.
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Remember back in the day in our drinking days when we would drink ever clear.
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I don't remember a whole lot about the Everclear days.
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Shit that you drank in the woods.
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How stupid.
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Had a bonfire.
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It was like a mystery mix of stuff.
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We would take a shot of Everclear, set it on fire, and then drink it while it was on fire.
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Well, it's pure alcohol.
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Right.
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But we literally like grain alcohol.
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So what you did was you went like this.
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As you went to drink it.
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You went and then blew it out as you drank it.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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I couldn't do shots, but if it was mixed in with, like, fruit punch or whatever.
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Jungle juice.
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Right.
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A horrible concoction was at the party.
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I drank it that way.
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But even if you took a shot, which you would do, like, it burnt, but you couldn't.
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You, like, after the first one.
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Yeah.
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You would just wipe everything.
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You wouldn't.
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What you wouldn't do is spit it out.
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You know, that's a bitch.
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Yeah.
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You don't want to be a bitch.
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Yeah.
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Well, the kids today, there's.
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Some of them are just Finding out whatever cloud.
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Red's in the house.
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Hey, Red.
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How's it going, buddy?
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Red, did you see our shitty Song of the Week?
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See, now, damn it, I know.
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You can't tell him.
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You can't tell him because he used to bring his.
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I think he watched.
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Don't give him the heads up.
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He was probably watching when we did it.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Okay, whatever.
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Move on.
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Get yelled at all the time, back to Evercliffe.
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The whole point is you don't tell him, so he brings his own.
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I understand that.
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And then we compete.
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Exactly.
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Oh, well, I know how the show works.
Co-Host
Well, then you should try following it.
Host
Let me tell you something, Duchess.
Host
I was listening to shitty Song of the Week way before you even knew what it was.
Host
Song of the Week works.
Host
I know.
Co-Host
How many times have you been on it?
Host
None.
Host
Red hates me.
Co-Host
Oh, well, there you go.
Host
It doesn't.
Host
Just because I'm not on.
Host
You know what else I'm not on?
Host
The Tonight show.
Host
And I've been watching that for fucking years.
Co-Host
Well, I'm not on that either, but I'm still ahead of time.
Host
You've been hanging around with Tom.
Host
What the hell's going on over here?
Co-Host
Can we get back to the Everclear?
Host
Everclear.
Host
That's right.
Co-Host
Cyclopex.
Host
So here's a guy, he's gonna.
Host
He's.
Host
And everything's gotta be on video now.
Host
So here's the guy who's gonna talk stupid.
Host
He's tough.
Host
He's.
Co-Host
We didn't film ourselves.
Co-Host
That's the one trying Everclear.
Co-Host
T.
Co-Host
Taking a shot with.
Co-Host
No, he's not going to make it.
Co-Host
He doesn't know, does he?
Co-Host
190 proof.
Host
95 adv.
Co-Host
Young man.
Co-Host
I can take it.
Co-Host
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Co-Host
Oh, I'm gonna flick it over your confidence.
Co-Host
I applaud you for it.
Co-Host
But you do realize is illegal in about 11 different states.
Co-Host
Cheers.
Co-Host
Wait for it.
Co-Host
Yeah, we kind of saw that coming.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
All right.
Co-Host
So for those who are listening, he spit it out, decided to think he was a badass bitch of Everclear, and he gagged it out like a puss.
Host
Right?
Host
Now, back in the day, if you did this and you spit it out like this is what would happen.
Co-Host
You know what?
Co-Host
I am sick and tired of God, faggots.
Host
Well, we.
Host
Doc, would.
Host
We.
Host
We wouldn't.
Host
We.
Host
That's exactly what we'd have called if that happened.
Co-Host
Yeah, probably.
Host
Round two.
Co-Host
You haven't learned from your first mistake.
Co-Host
I Do have more knowledge this time?
Co-Host
No, you don't.
Co-Host
No, you don't.
Co-Host
To drink it Lukewarm.
Co-Host
Whoever told you it's not any better.
Host
Lukewarm.
Co-Host
Also using water as a chaser.
Co-Host
That's not gonna.
Co-Host
No, that also isn't gonna help do anything.
Co-Host
Except maybe help extinguish the fire you're about to feel.
Co-Host
Cheers.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Here we go, dummy.
Host
I'm burning.
Co-Host
Yeah, of course you're burning.
Co-Host
A burn going in and coming out.
Host
And then you know what happened then?
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Campus.
Co-Host
Anything on social media because somebody's offended.
Host
With some crayon flag in their bio, we're bringing it back.
Host
We're bringing it back.
Host
In 20, 25.
Host
We're bringing that word back.
Host
You know what?
Host
Let's.
Host
How about this?
Host
Let's just disassociate it with gays.
Host
If we.
Host
When we say we don't mean gay anymore, can we do that?
Co-Host
What does it mean then?
Host
It means this.
Co-Host
I'm curious if during your research.
Host
Hold on, let me back this up a little.
Host
That's what it means.
Host
This is what it means.
Co-Host
I do have more knowledge this time.
Co-Host
No, you don't.
Co-Host
A dummy.
Co-Host
Whoever told you that story was lying.
Host
No, no.
Host
Someone that can't hold it.
Host
Water on the taser.
Co-Host
That's not gonna help.
Co-Host
That also isn't gonna help do anything.
Co-Host
Except maybe help extinguish the fire you're about to feel.
Co-Host
Cheers.
Co-Host
Yeah, Here we go.
Co-Host
These youngins, they don't know.
Host
That's what.
Host
That right there.
Host
I'm burning.
Host
That's what.
Host
That's what.
Co-Host
He deserves it.
Co-Host
He deserves it.
Co-Host
His overt.
Co-Host
Exactly over exaggerated reactions.
Co-Host
It's a bit much.
Co-Host
We get it.
Co-Host
It tastes gross.
Co-Host
You don't drink it because it tastes good.
Co-Host
You drink it because you want to get drunk, right?
Host
You're a man.
Co-Host
And in the 70s and 80s, that's what was there.
Co-Host
So you drank it because that's what the hobo you paid $10 would buy you because that was six and he kept the other four.
Co-Host
That's what you did, right?
Host
You took that burn like a man.
Co-Host
That's right.
Host
You sat there and you walked.
Host
What you did was you sat there for a little bit, you walked into the woods and you threw up like a fucking man.
Co-Host
There's nothing good about throwing up.
Co-Host
Everclear.
Co-Host
Oh, my God, that hurts so much.
Co-Host
It's like your shoes came.
Host
So I have a story.
Host
So I was mid-20s, I think I was.
Host
And friends of mine went to Cancun for a week.
Host
And when they came Back.
Host
They brought the real tequila with the worm in a bottle of it.
Host
And so they were having a party that night.
Host
So they made a bunch of jungle juice, which was everything and its brother, and they poured Everclear in there.
Co-Host
Oh, it's the worst.
Co-Host
Yeah, it's punch with.
Host
But you.
Host
But the thing about it was, you really couldn't taste the Everclear in it.
Co-Host
Well, because you put enough fruit fructose corn syrup in anything and you dump in Everclear, it just kind of.
Host
Right.
Co-Host
Neutralizes it, I guess.
Host
So what they did was they found out.
Host
And this was really new back then because I had never heard of it.
Host
They had these special shot glasses.
Host
They're about probably two shots.
Host
And what you did was you filled up the shot glass with about a.
Host
Like a.
Host
A shot and a half of tequila.
Host
And then you put.
Host
I think it was seven up.
Host
You poured seven up in there, or Sprite and filled it up.
Host
And then you put your hand over top of it.
Host
It was a thick shot.
Host
Glisten.
Host
You banged it on the ground on a table.
Host
And when you did, it fizzed.
Host
And you drank it when it fizzed and tastes like cream soda.
Host
It had no alcohol taste whatsoever.
Co-Host
Well, certainly after the first one, nothing tastes like alcohol because once it burn, you burn your taste buds out.
Co-Host
You're done.
Host
Right.
Host
And we were chasing it with grain punch with the jungle juice.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
So, yeah, you're not tasting anything after two drinks.
Co-Host
You're good, right?
Host
We drank.
Host
I drank 21.
Host
Shooters.
Host
Tequila shooters.
Co-Host
How are you?
Co-Host
Funk out there?
Co-Host
Explains a whole lot about you right now.
Co-Host
So I can't remember anything.
Co-Host
So who's that actor that did the.
Co-Host
What?
Host
So they.
Host
They.
Host
They dragged me to my car, and my.
Host
Because I drove.
Host
Because whatever.
Host
And yeah, trash can party.
Host
Okay.
Host
So then they drag me to the car, they load me in the car, and my friend drives me to his house.
Host
Now I'm wasted.
Host
I'm plastered.
Host
And he says to me, you can make it home from here.
Host
Now, the car that I had was a stick shift.
Host
It was, you know, a manual transmission.
Host
So now I'm trying to drive.
Co-Host
Grinding those gears.
Host
I'm trying to drive.
Host
I'm like, first.
Host
And I can't.
Host
I'm hitting the brake.
Co-Host
Reverse, reverse.
Host
I can't get it into second.
Host
So I drove the mile and a half to two miles home in first gear about 15 mile an hour.
Host
And if a cop would have saw me, he would have pulled me over.
Host
I would have lost my license, and I would have killed that kid.
Co-Host
Not in the 70s, though, in the 70s, it would have been like, all right, just go slow.
Host
I was really.
Co-Host
They didn't really like it.
Host
So this is how drunk I was.
Host
I get to the house, I go up the curb and basically put the front bumper of my car on the first step of the house.
Host
I stagger out of the car.
Co-Host
Classic.
Host
I go up the steps on my hands and knees.
Host
I open up the door and I up the steps of my hands and knees and go to bed.
Co-Host
Sparky wants to know what kind of car it was.
Host
A 1978 green Chevette.
Co-Host
Which somehow the next morning had no transmission left in it because he ground it all out.
Host
So I crawl into bed.
Host
I guess it's around 3:00 in the morning at 7:30, 8:00 my.
Host
Because I was living with my mother at the time.
Host
I was going, she woke you up going to college.
Host
She comes in and she says, you get your ass out of that bed.
Host
And you go move that car off the steps.
Host
What the hell?
Co-Host
Move your car off the steps.
Host
Your car is on the front lawn.
Host
And I'm like, oh, look, it's not.
Co-Host
In the house, right?
Host
And I'm like, mom, I can't.
Host
I'm still.
Host
Mom, I'm still drunk.
Host
I can't.
Host
And then, you know, she's still talking through her teeth.
Host
Get up there.
Host
I can't drink.
Host
You all get out of there.
Host
And I'm like, ma, I can't, I can't.
Host
And then I grabbed the trash can and he.
Host
And threw up in the trash can.
Host
And I'm like, please, I'm like a six year old.
Host
Please, mom, please.
Host
No, I can't, I can't.
Co-Host
Don't make me get out of bed.
Host
Keys.
Host
Go, please.
Host
So they moved the car off the steps.
Host
And my mom was living with her boyfriend at the time.
Host
His name was Jim.
Host
Really, really, really nice guy.
Host
Poor Jim.
Host
Car.
Host
I was hungover for three days.
Host
I mean, I was.
Host
Couldn't eat.
Host
It was a three day hangover.
Host
So when I finally could come downstairs, which was probably the next day, I came down, I said, I went to Jim.
Host
I said, jim, I'm so sorry.
Host
I said, we were drinking and I don't know what was in it, but man, it snuck up on me.
Host
And he says, why did you drive home?
Host
I said, oh, I'm gonna get to that.
Host
So then the next time my buddy Dave come over, my mom chewed her.
Host
How would you let him drive home like that?
Host
And he's like, well, I thought he was okay.
Co-Host
I was Drunk too.
Co-Host
He's probably just as fucked up as you were.
Host
No, he really.
Co-Host
No judgment between the two of you?
Host
You know what?
Host
He was a beer guy.
Host
He would never drink any.
Host
So he was just drinking beer, and the rest of us were being insane.
Host
Oh, my God, it was horrible.
Host
But you know what?
Host
I didn't.
Co-Host
Not from beer.
Co-Host
It's from shots and hard liquor.
Host
To this day, if I smell tequila, my mouth starts watering like I'm gonna vomit.
Host
I can.
Host
I can't vomit.
Co-Host
Well, I can't.
Co-Host
I can't say that makes me sick, because a couple years ago when I was out in Michigan, I think my first trip out, we all ended up at one guy's house.
Co-Host
His name's Kyler.
Co-Host
And he had everybody over, so there's probably like 20 people in his backyard all around a bonfire.
Host
Every.
Co-Host
Everybody's drinking.
Co-Host
Everybody's smoking, lighting up.
Co-Host
Not cigarettes.
Co-Host
And so I'm like smelling that.
Co-Host
And of course I'm drinking.
Co-Host
I'm like, I brought my wine, so I'm drinking wine.
Co-Host
And then at one point, I did tequila shots.
Co-Host
And I've never done tequila shots.
Co-Host
This was very good tequila.
Co-Host
It was very smooth.
Co-Host
It didn't burn.
Co-Host
But I had like two or three.
Co-Host
Not good.
Co-Host
Not good.
Co-Host
And then I was.
Co-Host
I was on the phone.
Co-Host
I'm pretty sure.
Co-Host
I think it was Nick and Dirk and a couple other people.
Co-Host
I sit on the train.
Co-Host
I was not.
Co-Host
It was not in a good place.
Co-Host
I was really drunk.
Host
Is there any alcohol?
Host
You can't drink now because you.
Host
You drank so much of it as a kid.
Host
You.
Host
You.
Co-Host
Gin.
Co-Host
I can't even look at gin.
Co-Host
I can't even smell it.
Co-Host
Every blue moon.
Co-Host
Maybe someone makes me a gin and tonic, but I can't.
Co-Host
I can't look at gin.
Co-Host
It's oily, right there's.
Host
For me.
Host
It's tequila.
Host
Sambuca.
Co-Host
No, it's definitely fun.
Co-Host
Adam for sure.
Host
And Southern Comfort.
Host
The Southern Comfort Sambu.
Co-Host
Oh, yeah.
Co-Host
Whiskey.
Co-Host
I can't.
Co-Host
And I got a Zoom call one night and decided I was gonna drink whiskey.
Co-Host
We did a bachelor was not good.
Host
We did a bachelor party one night for a friend of mine.
Host
The strip club.
Host
And I rented the back room.
Host
And you got like three strippers.
Host
And.
Host
And then we.
Host
You could.
Co-Host
Three ten strippers.
Co-Host
Discounts between all.
Co-Host
You get one free between.
Host
Between the three of them.
Host
They had a full set of teeth.
Co-Host
And they pick up beer bottles for you.
Host
When you're in a bachelor party, you want like your low grade strippers.
Host
You don't want, like A real hot stripper.
Host
Because the low.
Host
The low grade strippers work harder.
Host
They do like your.
Host
Your.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
Not your, you know, your tens and your nines and your eights, but if you get like a good five, four and a half.
Co-Host
I don't hire strippers, so I'll take your word.
Host
Strippers.
Host
Yeah, they work hard for their money.
Co-Host
Well, because you're happy to have a job, I guess.
Host
So what they did was they had like, well, drinks, but you could buy your own alcohol.
Host
So I bought two big giant bottles of Jack Daniels.
Host
Two big giant bottles of Sambuca.
Host
And what was the other thing we had?
Host
I forget.
Host
Anyhow, and I said to the bartender, who was also a woman, I said, I want.
Host
Cause there was like 10 of us.
Host
I said, I want 10 shots on the bar at all times.
Host
So then whatever happened, no one picked up.
Co-Host
How many did you have?
Host
No one picked up.
Host
Oh, well, this was in the.
Co-Host
Oh, the salad days.
Host
It was like 1986.
Co-Host
So you just had lots of cash and disposable.
Host
Kind of.
Host
Sorta.
Host
Kinda sorta.
Host
Well, you know, it was a wedding, so whenever something happened, we'd all have to go over.
Host
All of us had to go over and take a shot.
Host
Oh, and you know what else we had?
Host
We had the whatchamacall van.
Host
Like the big bus.
Host
Party bus.
Host
We had a party bus.
Host
So we'd have to drive.
Co-Host
Oh, oh, okay.
Host
Yeah, we all went to party.
Co-Host
Tequila, two Tequila three Tequila Floor.
Host
Yeah, that's basically it.
Co-Host
I was right on the edge of Three Tequila Floor.
Co-Host
Yeah, Michigan.
Co-Host
It was bad.
Co-Host
Poor Lisa.
Co-Host
All over the place.
Host
So the groom is up on stage with one of the strippers dancing.
Host
And she took her top off, as strippers do.
Host
And my buddy pulled her, took her top and put it on.
Host
He didn't have a shirt on at the time either.
Host
Sure.
Co-Host
He looked lovely.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
Yeah, he looked.
Host
He looked like.
Host
Well, he was very hairy.
Host
So anyhow, he had.
Host
And when he.
Co-Host
Bikini top with the furry.
Host
It was.
Host
No, it was like a tube top, but it had straps on it.
Host
So he had pulled that on.
Host
And he's up there dancing with the strap.
Host
When he went to pull it off, he broke the strap.
Host
And now I'm in a fight.
Co-Host
You owe me 4.99 for a shirt.
Host
She wanted $50 for that.
Host
I'm like, $50?
Co-Host
Just trust me.
Co-Host
That girl did not pay $50 for that.
Co-Host
That's a throwaway shirt.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
So what we did was we took a collection and we gave her $50 for it.
Host
And then she was happy again.
Host
$50 for that.
Host
Got me a.
Co-Host
She gave her a $50 tip.
Co-Host
Essentially, the shirt was 4.99, 1986.
Co-Host
Trust me, that shirt was $4.
Host
Yeah, we tipped the ship when we left.
Host
I think the three of them.
Host
I think we gave them, like, $75 a piece, you know, plus the 50 bucks for her shirt and then $50 for a shirt and plus all the other.
Co-Host
And all the quarters she could pick up when she picked up the bottles.
Host
They didn't do that back then.
Co-Host
Aw, no.
Host
That didn't happen until.
Host
It didn't happen until later when I was in the elevator.
Co-Host
You got to the high class ones?
Host
Well, no.
Host
Or they were lower than those girls.
Host
It was terrible.
Host
Yeah, we used to go.
Co-Host
You go, girl.
Co-Host
You got to pay.
Co-Host
Pay them bills.
Host
We used to go to strip clubs back in the day.
Host
I don't know.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
I can't.
Co-Host
So Bob says he's drank entire bottles of Jaeger.
Host
Jaegermeister.
Host
That's another one.
Host
You know what?
Host
I never got sick on that because I couldn't.
Co-Host
The Goldschlager.
Co-Host
I wouldn't drink it.
Co-Host
It had weird shit.
Co-Host
I know.
Co-Host
Well, the Gold Slogger, I was not drinking that crap.
Host
Do you ever hear this stuff?
Host
It's.
Host
It's in they.
Host
They had.
Host
In Chicago.
Host
It's called Malort.
Host
Did you ever hear of this?
Host
It's supposed to be really, really bitter.
Host
And there's.
Host
If you go to.
Host
If you go to YouTube and you have someone taking their first.
Host
Hold on.
Host
Let's see if I can do this.
Host
You can talk while I'm trying to.
Co-Host
Talk to you, but I know.
Co-Host
I'm reading the comments that Budvugger says.
Co-Host
They bring you to the back of the shagging wagon and ask if you wanted to see their C section scars.
Host
Oh, well, they were.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Host
Let's see if I can.
Co-Host
Your friend look like a yeti in a bikini.
Co-Host
Maybe a little bit.
Co-Host
Or no.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
Did he rock it?
Host
All right, here's an unaired commercial.
Host
Hang on a second.
Co-Host
Oh, good Lord.
Host
Okay, see if I can pause it.
Co-Host
Was it called Malort?
Host
Malort, Yeah.
Host
M, A L, O with the two dots over it.
Host
Whatever that's called.
Host
Classy, smarty pants.
Host
What the fuck's it called when you put the two dots over the O?
Host
It's an accent, but, yeah, it's an accent or whatever.
Host
All right, here we go.
Host
Something like that.
Host
Share screen.
Co-Host
It's an oomlet.
Host
Oomlet.
Host
There you go.
Host
It's an omelet.
Host
It has an omelette over the O.
Co-Host
Sparky said it's called two dots.
Host
It's called two dots.
Co-Host
Thank you, Sparky.
Host
Ad campaign.
Co-Host
Oh, okay.
Co-Host
I can't.
Co-Host
Oh, the comments are.
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
All right.
Host
Hello, America.
Host
My name's Carl Jepson iv.
Host
When my great grandfather arrived to this country, he wanted to share with his neighbors in Chicago his mother's sweetest Swedish liqueur recipe.
Host
Malort.
Co-Host
I'll have another.
Host
Actually, take the shot and then say, malort.
Co-Host
I'll have another.
Host
Can you do this?
Co-Host
Take the shot.
Host
Yeah, that's the tagline.
Host
So we need that in there.
Host
Okay.
Host
Okay.
Host
You're great.
Host
Okay.
Host
Hello, America.
Host
My name's Carl Jepson iv.
Host
When my great grandfather Carl arrived in this country, he wanted to share with everybody his mother's sweet, sweetest Swedish liqueur recipe.
Host
And as the generations change, our promise remains the same to make the finest.
Co-Host
Swedish liqueur in the world.
Host
Malort.
Host
I'll have another.
Co-Host
He's gonna be hammered at the end of this take.
Host
Oh, I'll have another one.
Co-Host
Uh.
Host
Oh, I'll have another.
Co-Host
Secor 5.
Host
I'll have another.
Co-Host
That's the puke face there.
Host
Now this.
Host
You don't just spit it on the bar like that other guy.
Host
You know what I'm saying?
Co-Host
Because.
Co-Host
Because you don't.
Co-Host
You're not a.
Co-Host
That's why.
Host
Right.
Host
This guy.
Co-Host
Suck it down.
Co-Host
You can't.
Co-Host
You can't be a wimp in front of your friends.
Host
Although right now his mouth is a.
Host
Is what they call a watering, because that's the.
Co-Host
That's.
Co-Host
If I drink another one, I'm gonna puke.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
I'm not gonna make like a fish.
Co-Host
He's like.
Co-Host
He's breathing through his mouth.
Host
There's another two minutes of this.
Host
I don't know what happens.
Co-Host
Oh, no.
Co-Host
Well.
Host
Malort tastes like vanilla ice cream.
Host
It's like riding in first class.
Host
It's like you're being picked on in the fifth grade.
Host
The line.
Host
Yes.
Host
Shot.
Host
Right.
Host
The line.
Host
I'd rather be buried in dirt.
Host
It's velourt next to dirt.
Host
Yeah, I got it.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
All right.
Co-Host
Now he's drooling.
Host
Now he's just drinking.
Host
It's just running down the front of him.
Co-Host
So this guy's essentially getting hammered after, like, five shots of this.
Co-Host
Of Malort.
Co-Host
It does not.
Co-Host
The best part was the.
Co-Host
The face he made after everyone.
Co-Host
Because for me, like, I don't.
Co-Host
If I go out for drinks, I don't normally, like, line up and do shots.
Co-Host
I'll have either glasses of wine, or I'll drink beer, or I'll do some mixed drinks, but I don't jumble them all together.
Co-Host
So if I'm gonna have a mixed drink, I'll have that the next couple night, you know, for.
Co-Host
Well, I don't like mixing them up because I don't want to puke normally.
Co-Host
And there's.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
And that's.
Co-Host
With shots like that, you just make that face and you're like, it's not gonna be a good night.
Co-Host
It's never gonna end.
Co-Host
Well.
Co-Host
No, no, it's bad.
Co-Host
But again, heads up.
Co-Host
I wish I knew.
Co-Host
I.
Co-Host
I'm pretty sure I asked Kyler about six times what brand that tequila was, because he came over from.
Co-Host
I think he said Hawaii.
Co-Host
It was very good.
Co-Host
It did not.
Host
Hawaii.
Co-Host
I don't remember.
Co-Host
I was drunk, so I have no idea.
Co-Host
He could have said it came from Alaska and I'd be like, okay.
Co-Host
Like, I have no idea.
Co-Host
He was drunk too, so who knows?
Host
That's like.
Host
But it was pork roll from Mexico.
Co-Host
Yeah, it was very good.
Co-Host
I have no idea where it came from, but it was very tasty.
Co-Host
So I think I had two or three.
Co-Host
Not good.
Host
All right, so on a happier note, the governor of New York, acting governor.
Host
Has she been elected yet?
Host
I don't know.
Host
Anyhow, that bucktooth beaver from New York, she went on and did this message how the subways are safer, and now she has a Nash.
Host
She had the National Guard down there.
Host
And.
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And I think this was all backlash because of the.
Host
Josh Penny, Daniel Penny.
Host
Daniel, Daniel Penny verdict.
Co-Host
Drinking.
Host
The other guy was Josh Neely.
Host
Right.
Co-Host
Drinking Malort.
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I'm doing this.
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I'm doing this soap.
Co-Host
Jordan Neely.
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Jordan Neely.
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Daniel Penny, Daniel Penny.
Co-Host
Sure you're not drinking?
Host
Absolutely.
Host
You know, the funny thing is, if I was probably.
Host
If I was drinking, I'd probably better at this.
Co-Host
You'd have them.
Co-Host
You have.
Host
Okay, yeah.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
So she goes in there.
Host
Within 12 hours, some illegal Guatemalan who was deported under the Trump administration snuck back in under the Biden administration, pours lighter fluid on this woman and sets her on fire.
Co-Host
Let's clarify this.
Co-Host
She wasn't just some hobo.
Co-Host
Not that anybody deserves this.
Co-Host
She was literally in the train car.
Host
Like she fell asleep.
Co-Host
She fell asleep like a person would not.
Co-Host
And maybe she was drunk.
Co-Host
I don't know.
Co-Host
That's the point.
Co-Host
Was she was just sitting there now in her business.
Host
Here's the thing.
Host
There's video of this all over X and it is so graphic.
Co-Host
I Don't like that.
Host
I can't watch it.
Co-Host
I do not like about X.
Co-Host
Is that too much?
Host
She's standing there on fire.
Host
And I don't mean like a little bit of fire.
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I mean flaming.
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She's on fire.
Host
And instead of somebody going to her and like knock her on the ground and trying to put her out, they're videotaping anything.
Host
They're videotaping this.
Co-Host
That just shows how, how checked out people are.
Host
It's.
Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
They don't want.
Co-Host
It's not.
Co-Host
They don't want to get involved.
Co-Host
They don't care.
Co-Host
They'd rather whip out their phones and video it rather than do something you can't.
Co-Host
Now what happens if you step up to help?
Co-Host
Are you going to get busted like Daniel Perry?
Co-Host
Penny?
Co-Host
Excuse me, God, I'm talking like you say, you know, but the, you know, that poor soul, like, and this, this fucking lunatic watched it.
Co-Host
He watched it.
Co-Host
That is maniacal.
Host
Yeah.
Host
He stepped off the train and while she was on fire and moving around, he sat there and watched it happen.
Host
The police came in, tried to put her out.
Host
She died.
Host
And what a horrible way to die.
Co-Host
They showed police officers just walking by.
Co-Host
Like, I don't know why they didn't try to extinguish her.
Co-Host
Like, they just.
Host
Honest to God, the best thing they could have done was just shot her right in the head.
Host
They should have just pulled a gun out and shot her in the head.
Host
It would have been the most humane thing they could have done.
Co-Host
I can't.
Co-Host
I have a hard time looking at it because every time I go to.
Host
Read it, I can't.
Co-Host
That image and I.
Co-Host
I really have a hard time looking at it.
Co-Host
It makes me sick to my stomach.
Host
And yeah, she was just on the subway.
Co-Host
Some places at least blur it, but I know what it looks like now.
Host
Yeah, there's some that do and some that don't.
Host
So, I mean, what are we doing now?
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And.
Host
And to videotape it.
Host
And then you get this.
Host
So we have that.
Host
And then we get this knucklehead who goes in the Walmart.
Host
Here's another guy doing it for the Gram.
Host
All right, so he goes over, he goes to the.
Host
And gets Raid insect spray.
Co-Host
Yeah, he's over to that, uh.
Host
Oh, Duchesses.
Host
What's going on with Duchesses?
Co-Host
That's a whole nother part.
Host
Oh, no.
Host
We've never had this happen before.
Host
I swear to God.
Host
What's going on here?
Host
The duchess is all locked up.
Host
Or is it me?
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Am I locked up?
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Is this my Issue or is it somebody else's issue?
Host
My Internet went out.
Host
I swear to God, I don't.
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Are you here?
Host
All right, Is that me or you?
Co-Host
I think it's you.
Host
Oh, that's great.
Host
It's me now.
Co-Host
That's okay.
Co-Host
It's okay.
Host
No, it's not.
Co-Host
We can still talk about.
Co-Host
We can still talk about.
Co-Host
We don't need the video to talk about it.
Host
I understand that, but I don't understand why all of a sudden.
Host
I don't know, it says that my Internet went to WI Fi.
Host
Now, why would that be?
Co-Host
I don't know.
Host
I'm hardwired in.
Co-Host
Okay, well, maybe something.
Host
I just.
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
So do you still want to talk about the story?
Host
Because we started to talk about it, I guess.
Host
Why would.
Host
All of a sudden I'd be, oh, now.
Host
Oh, I'm sorry.
Host
Now I'm back.
Host
I had an Internet glitch, everybody.
Host
You won't hear this.
Host
You'll just hear me bitching and moaning because I thought.
Host
Duchess.
Co-Host
But it must have been me, that it's my fault.
Host
Yeah, no, I said I thought it was one of our Internets.
Host
I wasn't sure who it was.
Co-Host
I wasn't sure whose Internet it was, Duchess.
Co-Host
But it wasn't me, John.
Host
How could it be me?
Host
I have Internet.
Co-Host
I have literally hardwired.
Host
I have one gig of Internet and I'm hardwired.
Host
And how the fuck could it be me?
Host
Anyhow, so the guy goes, and he sprays this bug spray all over the vegetables in Walmart.
Host
And then people are going to pick them up.
Host
They don't know they're going to take them home.
Host
And this is why you got to wash your vegetables.
Host
But even if you can wash it, can you wash all that shit off of it?
Host
And now you're eating this.
Co-Host
I don't know how porous.
Co-Host
The.
Co-Host
For example, if he sprays that all over the bananas, how long, how much?
Co-Host
And does it absorb into the actual fruit?
Host
Yeah, of course it will.
Host
Of course will, yes.
Co-Host
So how many people have gotten sick?
Host
Right?
Co-Host
Like, he thought this was a prank.
Co-Host
This guy's so stupid.
Co-Host
He filmed himself taking that off the shelf, going over to the produce, and then spraying it.
Co-Host
So all the charges are him.
Co-Host
The charges are.
Co-Host
He's loaded with charges, including theft for stealing bug spray on top of all the endangerment and poisoning the food and all that.
Co-Host
Like, can you imagine how often he's done that?
Co-Host
And why was he stupid enough, first of all, to even thank God?
Host
He was stupid enough?
Co-Host
Well, I appreciate that he was stupid enough, makes me think about buying food, you know, right from Walmart.
Co-Host
But it sounds like at least this guy's gonna go straight to jail, so.
Co-Host
As he should.
Host
And now in California, they just passed prop something.
Host
I forget what it is.
Host
It's either 36, 39.
Host
It's 36 with three fingers up your ass.
Host
I don't know what it is, but there's a prop which McCall would know.
Host
If Bruce is still here, he'll tell you where they revoked it.
Host
Where?
Host
If you shoplift, like, you used to be able to shoplift up to $950.
Host
Now they revoked that.
Host
So if they catch a shoplift and they put you in jail, and there is a bunch of people going to jail because they get caught shoplifting, and they didn't realize that this was.
Host
They didn't realize that they revoked it and now they can go to jail.
Host
Now, from what I remember and everyone I've seen so far, they were.
Co-Host
It's proposition 36.
Host
36.
Host
There you go.
Host
I was covered, right?
Host
Look at that.
Co-Host
There you go.
Host
So they got two girls in the.
Host
In the.
Host
In the back of a cop car and they're like, what happened?
Host
What do you mean?
Co-Host
I'm going to jail for stealing.
Host
We were doing this, and then now all of a sudden, we're going to jail and they're like, yeah, now where?
Host
They revoked it.
Co-Host
They revoked it and says, I voted on that.
Host
There you go.
Co-Host
Good job.
Host
Good job.
Host
There you go.
Co-Host
Thank you.
Co-Host
He says, does that mean they can't go Kwanzaa shopping?
Host
No.
Host
All the Kwanza's shopping is.
Host
That's over.
Host
Where is.
Host
Where are our values anymore?
Host
Did you watch Saturday Night Live and see what happened when they were talking about Luigi.
Host
Men.
Host
Whatever his name is, the guy.
Co-Host
I heard they cheered.
Co-Host
They cheered for him.
Host
Here it is.
Host
Luigi Mangione dropped.
Host
Yeah, yeah.
Co-Host
Did they dress it?
Host
Woo.
Host
You're wooing for justice, right?
Host
Luigi Mantelloni dropped his extradition fight and was flown from Pennsylvania to New York to face multiple charges.
Host
In related news, Bumble exploded.
Host
I don't know what is.
Co-Host
You know, they could have had the opportunity to be like, you know, out of character.
Co-Host
That's gross.
Co-Host
Stop cheering for someone who murders people.
Co-Host
Well, but, you know, way to snl.
Host
It is funny, you know, I mean, it was.
Co-Host
I thought they cheered or that they're.
Host
Like, no, that he just sat there.
Host
Did you see his face?
Host
He's like, you're cheering for this dude.
Host
He shot somebody in the back and killed.
Co-Host
He killed somebody?
Co-Host
Yeah, yeah.
Host
Shot someone in the back and killed him.
Host
So.
Co-Host
But that's okay, here's some more woo.
Co-Host
He's a rich guy.
Host
Here's some more liberal logic.
Host
Yeah, this guy, I mean, he wasn't.
Co-Host
A great guy, but I don't appreciate all the.
Co-Host
That he backed.
Co-Host
But I certainly don't think you go up and shoot people in the back that you disagree with.
Host
Right, I agree as a.
Co-Host
A day to day sort of thing.
Co-Host
Like I don't like his shirt, you know, whatever.
Host
Well, I mean, I don't think.
Host
I mean, that's where he felt like he was wronged by the insurance company.
Host
So what do you do?
Host
You just go out and take.
Host
It's kind of like taking out the head of Al Qaeda or isis.
Host
You know how the United States just like bombs a whole city block to get rid of one guy?
Co-Host
Well, it's probably not much different than that, but yeah, he just.
Host
At least he didn't take out a whole block when he shot this guy.
Host
But here's the.
Host
This is liberal logic from A to Z.
Host
If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot.
Host
That's how we stopped everybody from doing drugs.
Host
Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers?
Host
Ban sober drivers.
Host
That's how gun control works.
Host
If abortion isn't murder, then why is.
Co-Host
It a dangerous double homicide when a.
Host
Pregnant woman is killed so a mother can abort her.
Host
How's this guy not 900 pounds?
Host
Every time I see him, he's eating something.
Host
Maybe if she doesn't want the responsibility.
Co-Host
But a father will go to prison.
Host
If he doesn't want the responsibility.
Host
Yeah, interesting.
Host
If genitals don't define gender, how does removing them affirm it?
Host
Yeah.
Host
So the White House is unable to track billions of dollars sent to Ukraine.
Host
And the US treasury is unable to track trillions of dollars in pandemic spending.
Host
Yet the IRS wants to know where your $5.38 is or you're going to jail.
Co-Host
Brilliant.
Host
I mean, right?
Co-Host
He has some good points.
Host
He does.
Co-Host
Actually, I got distracted by watching the background.
Host
I know, I don't like.
Host
See, here's what happens.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
He doesn't make it where you can download his videos.
Host
So what people do is they put these things and then they move them their own channel and this is how they make money.
Host
Do you see the new thing?
Host
Oh, you don't have TikTok.
Host
The newest thing on TikTok is I'm having problems.
Host
I'm a single mother with.
Host
With three children and the only way I can make.
Host
So could you please watch this Video till the end and like it.
Host
And because I'm in the Creators Club now and I get money for this.
Co-Host
Go get a job.
Host
Well, I can't get a job because I have three children and nobody will be able to watch the children.
Co-Host
Oh, no.
Host
So please like this video and.
Host
And then I'll get money for this video.
Co-Host
Oh, well, it's a good thing she has three kids.
Host
I love the fact now that the.
Host
The media is all over Elon Musk, all over Twitter, all over President Musk.
Host
Yeah, President Musk.
Host
All right.
Host
They are losing control.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Three different children from three different daddies.
Host
I can't get one of them baby daddies.
Co-Host
I writes.
Co-Host
I can do what I want.
Host
So they are.
Host
So the mainstream media, they're having a flipping fit because nobody's watching them anymore.
Host
And they're also.
Co-Host
No one gives a shit.
Host
Yeah, right.
Host
Because they're liars.
Host
We know.
Host
We watch.
Host
We know what they're doing.
Host
So listen to this.
Host
Listen to this nonsense.
Host
All right?
Host
This is from my girl aoc.
Co-Host
Real power is in everyday people.
Co-Host
And if you can control the algorithms of what they see, if you can control the narratives of what they believe through propaganda, through artificial amplification, which is what Elon does.
Co-Host
He, like, sets his tweets to be the.
Co-Host
The most retweeted, etc.
Co-Host
Then you can control them.
Co-Host
So we're gonna have to read a lot.
Host
Oh, no.
Co-Host
She's bitching about this on Tick Tock.
Co-Host
Who's.
Co-Host
Who's talking about extreme and then views and getting out into the masses.
Co-Host
What are you doing?
Host
That's what they do.
Host
That's what the Democrats have been doing.
Host
They, you know, through movies.
Host
You watch a commercial.
Host
The commercials crack me up.
Host
I do it now just to see.
Host
There's a white guy, he's got an Asian wife.
Host
They had a black child in the back.
Host
It's like, how does this even fucking work?
Host
It's ridiculous.
Co-Host
Diverse schools, diversity mixed breed dog.
Co-Host
They live in a diverse neighborhood, right?
Co-Host
They read books in, like, Chinese language.
Co-Host
Yeah, it's everything.
Host
It's.
Co-Host
It's the whole.
Host
I know.
Co-Host
It's ridiculous.
Host
You know, my buddy Adam says read a lot.
Co-Host
I get behind that.
Co-Host
I like books.
Co-Host
I like you, Adam.
Host
I don't read books, Adam.
Co-Host
Well, you learn a different way.
Host
I listen.
Co-Host
Some people learn by reading.
Co-Host
You learn by listening.
Host
I listen to podcasts.
Host
I think I.
Host
There's.
Co-Host
Or you could listen to books on audio manual, YouTube tutorials.
Host
Oh, my God, they take forever.
Host
There's something about going and listening to a Good podcast interview with someone that it's entertaining and informative sometimes, unlike this subject.
Co-Host
Speak for yourself.
Co-Host
I'm quite informative.
Host
So what's Kamala Harris going to do now that.
Host
Now that she's not president and she.
Co-Host
Literally drink like a fish?
Co-Host
Yeah, I'm thinking, nope, she's going to.
Host
Take a run at governor.
Host
California.
Co-Host
Oh, that's right.
Co-Host
California.
Host
You want to hear the reaction from the young turks?
Co-Host
Yes.
Co-Host
Probably winning a cakewalk for governor.
Co-Host
No.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
No.
Co-Host
What are you doing?
Co-Host
What are you doing?
Host
No, I'm telling you the reality, whether you like it or not.
Co-Host
What are you doing?
Host
Democratic voters in California love to obey, and so.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
I'm gonna move, Cenk.
Co-Host
I'm gonna quit my job.
Co-Host
I'm gonna quit my job, and I'm gonna move.
Host
I'm not saying I'm in favor of it.
Host
I'm telling you what's like, if they.
Host
If the Democratic Party said we annoyed Kamala Harris, a giant percentage of Democrats in California would go, yes, we obey.
Host
We will take the loyalty oath.
Host
It doesn't matter how bad she is.
Co-Host
This state cannot survive another incompetent Democrat leading it.
Host
Leading to Democrat.
Co-Host
Like, no, we just can't.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Like, anyway, so, like, people are egging her on.
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Apparently she's, like, in a wait and see mode.
Co-Host
How about you wait, no, See, like your way out of public life and go, like, go do what you're supposed to do.
Co-Host
Go work in the private sector.
Co-Host
Go do the lobbying thing, whatever it is, but do not run as governor of California.
Co-Host
Do not.
Co-Host
I love her.
Co-Host
I.
Co-Host
You know, it's funny because I remembered who she was when I found that clip, when that whole.
Host
What are you doing?
Co-Host
And then I was like, oh, I remember that because you have a clip of her doing the same.
Co-Host
What are we doing?
Co-Host
What are we doing?
Co-Host
Someone tell me what the f.
Co-Host
Are we doing?
Co-Host
Are we doing?
Co-Host
Yep.
Co-Host
And as soon as she said that, that's immediately what I thought of.
Co-Host
And she's 100.
Co-Host
Correct.
Host
She was on.
Co-Host
Do not need another inept person running California.
Host
Here's the thing.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
The Democratic Party has moved so far to the left that they're driving the people, the same Democrats, to the right.
Host
They're driving them right into the arms of the right.
Co-Host
He says, says, this guy's turning its head to the right.
Co-Host
He's starting to see the Dems for what they are.
Host
He was just.
Co-Host
This guy's turning right.
Host
Chunk.
Host
Chunk.
Host
Uygur was at the turning point.
Co-Host
Whatever the fuck his name is.
Host
Yeah, I call him Chunky.
Host
He was at Turning Point's conference that was out in Arizona this weekend, and he sat down with Charlie Kirk, and they had a really good discussion.
Host
Also, Anna Kasparian was on a podcast with Glenn Beck.
Host
Now, if you would have told me.
Co-Host
That'S an interesting combination, and it was.
Host
A really, really good conversation.
Host
Here's the thing.
Host
If you would have told me this, like, eight months ago, I'd have told you you're smoking crack.
Host
There's no way.
Host
But here's.
Host
And listen, I know a broken clock is right twice a day, but here's the thing with Chunk.
Host
He was actually making sense.
Host
He said what?
Host
The mainstream media and the establishment, they're terrified that the left and the right will come together and go after the elites.
Host
And this is what's happening.
Host
Because you know what?
Host
You got greedy.
Host
You know, pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered.
Host
You got greedy.
Host
You kept taking, taking, taking.
Host
And then finally we were like, that's it.
Host
I've had enough.
Host
I've had it.
Host
We're not doing this anymore.
Host
I'm voting Donald Trump back in office.
Host
He'll fix you fucking guys.
Co-Host
Literally.
Co-Host
What happened is people just said, no more.
Co-Host
We can't take any more.
Co-Host
We don't have any more money.
Co-Host
We're not making any more money.
Co-Host
Our money isn't going anywhere.
Co-Host
We can't afford to buy the things we need.
Host
No mask, no mas.
Host
And then Trump, Trump.
Host
And then today, Biden goes and clears, gives amnesty to everybody on death row except, like, three.
Co-Host
Yeah, the Boston Bomber, the kid that.
Host
Shot those people in church in South Carolina.
Co-Host
Yep.
Co-Host
And there's one more and one more.
Host
That we can't really think of.
Host
I can't think of right now, but.
Co-Host
How bad are you?
Co-Host
If he's like, well, I can't let them go.
Co-Host
But all these.
Co-Host
All these kid rapists and wife and killers and people who've slaughtered police officers and other things.
Host
He didn't do it.
Co-Host
Well, some of them.
Co-Host
He commuted.
Co-Host
He took them off a death row.
Co-Host
He didn't let them go, but.
Co-Host
Oh, I thought he took him off death row.
Co-Host
Oh, he took them off a death death row.
Co-Host
They're still in jail.
Co-Host
But the problem is now we're gonna pay for these.
Co-Host
To live forever.
Co-Host
Well, you know, till they die.
Host
To be honest with you, by the.
Co-Host
Time some of these folks need to be executed.
Host
Yeah, but they.
Co-Host
The kitty rapists don't show that.
Host
Listen, they have appeals, and they have more appeals.
Host
They got more peels and bananas.
Host
They have to go through all this.
Co-Host
They shoot the bananas from Walmart that that guy sprayed.
Host
Okay, here's my problem with the death penalty.
Host
They have found.
Host
Now, since we now have DNA evidence and all, they have found guys that were on death row that they matched the DNA up from the murderer and the person, and they didn't do it, and they got out.
Host
So here's the deal.
Co-Host
I'm good with finding DNA, cover DNA for these guys.
Host
I understand that, but I think I'm against the death penalty, too.
Host
And this is why I say that.
Host
Because I think.
Host
And I don't.
Host
I can't remember.
Host
And, Deuce, if you're out there listening to this, I can't remember where it was written.
Host
I know it wasn't in the Constitution.
Host
But they said the justice system, the way it's supposed to be, without a reason, it's better to let 100 guilty people go than to incarcerate one cute, innocent.
Host
One innocent person.
Host
You know, it's just.
Host
It's that way for anything.
Host
So it's supposed to.
Co-Host
I get that.
Co-Host
Because you definitely do not want anybody who is truly not guilty to get caught up in that.
Co-Host
And.
Co-Host
And it's.
Co-Host
It's an imperfect system, which is terrible.
Co-Host
But I think if you go through the process and there's DNA and there's proof, I think that's.
Co-Host
There's some people that are just fucking awful humans.
Host
I mean, if you catch the guy.
Co-Host
Right here, don't deserve to live like.
Host
The guy that just set that woman on fire.
Co-Host
Yeah, he needs to go.
Host
They got picture of him squirting her.
Host
He walked through the camera and then he saw him.
Host
So that's pretty much a slam dunk.
Host
They should just take him out back, douse him with the lighter fluid and set him on fire.
Co-Host
There you go.
Host
And then just, you know, he's not a citizen.
Host
That's true, too.
Co-Host
He's not a citizen.
Host
Yes.
Co-Host
Get rid of him.
Co-Host
Yeah, his ass back.
Co-Host
Put a tracker in him somewhere.
Co-Host
Ship his ass back.
Co-Host
And if he tries to come across the border again, shoot him.
Co-Host
There you go.
Host
I get it.
Co-Host
I mean, it's.
Co-Host
It's despicable.
Co-Host
He is a despicable human being.
Co-Host
That.
Co-Host
To do that, you're broken.
Co-Host
You're.
Co-Host
There's something wrong with you.
Co-Host
And most I would guarantee, I would have to think, if you're that kind of person, that you've done this before.
Co-Host
I guarantee he's probably murdered somebody else.
Host
Well, listen, you don't.
Co-Host
You don't behave like that.
Host
I get it.
Co-Host
That just you just don't do that.
Host
No, of course not.
Host
This is the most egregious kind of thing that you can do.
Host
I mean, they didn't even know that.
Host
Just.
Host
They didn't even know somebody.
Host
They didn't even.
Host
He didn't even know that.
Co-Host
Was just minding her business.
Host
Yeah, exactly.
Co-Host
But the subways are safe.
Co-Host
Kathy Hochul said so.
Host
I know, I know.
Co-Host
That cow.
Co-Host
Screw her.
Co-Host
How dare she?
Co-Host
How dare she?
Co-Host
And then.
Co-Host
But Daniel Penny.
Co-Host
Bad.
Co-Host
Bad, right?
Host
Yeah.
Host
He was just trying to save the.
Host
And he actually.
Co-Host
Literally all the people in the car.
Host
Right?
Host
And he just broke.
Co-Host
But then this lights a woman on fire and people watched.
Co-Host
Watched and videoed.
Co-Host
I think something's got to be happening to them, too.
Co-Host
Like, how dare you?
Co-Host
Like, did you call for help?
Co-Host
Like, I.
Co-Host
It just goes to show you how callous people are.
Co-Host
I think if you see violence enough or you live it, or it's just every day.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Google said.
Co-Host
Google head says just Right.
Co-Host
Humanity's absolutely.
Co-Host
I think if you experience that kind of every day, you're numb.
Co-Host
Right?
Co-Host
I mean, now, granted, somebody lit on fire, that's a little more than you just see violence in the street.
Co-Host
But I, as a.
Co-Host
I don't.
Co-Host
I don't understand.
Co-Host
I can't.
Co-Host
I can't wrap my brain around it.
Co-Host
I don't like seeing, like, animals hurt.
Co-Host
I couldn't imagine not trying to do something right.
Co-Host
I couldn't.
Co-Host
There's no way.
Host
Trying to put her out or something, whatever.
Co-Host
You could do anything.
Co-Host
Anything.
Host
Which, I mean, it was.
Co-Host
I don't know what happened.
Co-Host
Up to it.
Co-Host
Like, it's just the footage, to be honest with you.
Host
When you see it, you think that it's.
Host
You think it's a movie stunt or something.
Host
You can't believe it's actually real.
Host
It's crazy.
Host
But they show this stuff on Twitter.
Host
Now, the fact that.
Host
Here we go.
Host
Here's Professor Tom.
Host
So here's the question.
Host
If someone is acting aggressively on the subway in New York, can you spray them with lighter fluid, light them up and watch them burn and face no charges?
Host
No, you moron.
Co-Host
If you're an immigrant.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
You can't.
Host
No, you can't.
Co-Host
If you're illegal, apparently.
Co-Host
No, I know that.
Co-Host
I know that.
Host
Well, I'm talking about facetious.
Host
I get it.
Host
But you know what?
Host
Thank God for Twitter, because here's the deal.
Host
The mainstream media really isn't covering this.
Host
And the reason why they sprayed a white woman with lighter fluid and an illegal Guatemalan who was deported and then got back under the Biden administration did this.
Host
And now he.
Co-Host
Housing, too.
Co-Host
He had housing, right?
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Like, he didn't just, like, show up yesterday.
Co-Host
He's been here.
Host
So here's someone talking about how thank God that Elon's bought Twitter.
Host
Thank God Elon Musk bought Twitter because that's the only way we would even know what's in this bill.
Host
Otherwise, the conspiracy between the government and Twitter would have continued, and this would have all been covered up.
Host
But the fact.
Host
All right, so now they're talking.
Host
I'm sorry.
Host
They're talking about the bill that they just passed that they tried to.
Host
And I'm sorry, but dreamy Mike Johnson is just as culpable as Hakeem Jeffries.
Host
I know.
Host
He's your boy.
Host
I know.
Host
I get it.
Co-Host
Yes, he's my boy because I.
Co-Host
I worship.
Host
Well, why would you get.
Co-Host
He.
Host
He's just as culpable.
Co-Host
He's got nice hair.
Co-Host
He's cute.
Host
So what?
Host
Oh, I'm sorry.
Co-Host
Doesn't mean I, like, worship at the altar.
Host
He's cute, but he.
Host
Him and cocaine mix.
Co-Host
AMC's cute.
Host
And what's his name?
Host
Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries.
Co-Host
Oh, yeah, they're all gross.
Host
They all tried to shove this through in the middle of the night, and now Elon Musk caught him with their hand in a cookie jar.
Host
And what's the.
Host
What's the mainstream media do?
Host
They immediately jump and they start attacking Elon Musk.
Host
What about attacking the government that tried to shove all this bullshit down our throats while we weren't paying attention?
Host
Is that Elon Musk?
Host
Exposing this meant that every one of our offices was inundated with calls from our constituents.
Host
The American public wanted to see this change.
Host
Donald Trump was speaking on behalf of the American public.
Co-Host
Again, he's just the President elect.
Host
The current president is awol, but Donald Trump stepped up and said, look, this is what needs to happen.
Host
And I think all of my, you know, all of my constituents were there.
Host
The calls, at least that I got in my office.
Host
Elon Musk's transparency helped make that happen.
Co-Host
Well, I think as a senator voting, I presume that you do your best to read the bills that you're voting on.
Host
I understand it was 1600 page bill within 19 hours.
Co-Host
Fuck you.
Host
Right?
Host
And they're supposed to read this.
Co-Host
Don't give him excuses.
Host
I can't stand these women.
Host
And, you know, they put these women in there to talk to men, so when the men go after them, they go, oh, my God, look at this horrible man, the way he spoke to a woman quite large at the beginning.
Co-Host
But to say that it was only Elon Musk that made people aware of what was in it.
Co-Host
That can't be true.
Host
It was, it was true.
Co-Host
He didn't just literally see a picture.
Co-Host
That fucking three reams of paper.
Host
You know who else?
Co-Host
500 sheet reams.
Host
You know what?
Co-Host
More than three of them.
Host
God damn it.
Host
I hate to agree with her, but she is right.
Host
You know who else was the other person that did it?
Host
Vivek Ramaswamy.
Host
Those two guys were the ones that shine the light on this.
Co-Host
The dynamic duo, right?
Host
The Congress, they were all getting ready to go.
Host
We're not reading this bill.
Host
I guess we're just going to vote yes and get the fuck out of here so we can get home and give our kids GI Joe with the kung fu grip.
Host
No, I'm not saying it was only Elon Musk.
Host
We're all struggling to read it, to Digest an over 1500 page bill that we were literally given just hours to comb through.
Host
What are you supposed to do with that?
Host
How are you supposed to handle that?
Co-Host
You're not.
Co-Host
It's disgusting.
Co-Host
It should never happen.
Co-Host
Bills should not be stacked with bills and bills and bills and bills and bills.
Co-Host
I, the only thing I can see if it's a bill budget and you review by categories like the, that makes sense.
Co-Host
Like all the defense stuff together.
Co-Host
Not defense.
Co-Host
And then this weird ass bill.
Co-Host
And then there's something about colleges like none of them belong together.
Co-Host
They should at least be by categories and they're just all this is intertwined.
Co-Host
It makes no sense.
Co-Host
No sense.
Host
This scumbag, Jamie Raskin.
Host
I, I, I hope the good people of Maryland vote this out because he, he was upset that this guy.
Co-Host
Maryland.
Co-Host
So who knows.
Co-Host
Where are you on this negotiation, slimy fuck?
Host
We had many weeks of negotiation with the Republicans.
Host
We arrived at a bipartisan legislative compromise.
Host
The Senate Democrats, the Senate Republicans, the House Democrats.
Host
You covered your ass.
Host
You put in stuff so that they couldn't come after you for January.
Host
The January Six Committee couldn't subpoena emails.
Co-Host
Couldn'T fucking pay rate.
Co-Host
What?
Co-Host
50% pay raise.
Co-Host
Almost 50%.
Host
Right?
Host
You were involved in all this shit and you didn't do and you thought you were going to slip this through and you got caught and now you're pissed off that you got caught.
Co-Host
How dare Americans pay attention.
Host
Right?
Host
This is the guy that said that.
Host
Guess what?
Host
You know what?
Host
We're not going to certify the election because of the Constitution, 14th Amendment, Section 3.
Host
And, and, and we're going to do that.
Host
And then it's martial law, and we got to protect everybody that's this scumbag.
Host
And here he is again.
Host
Democrats, the House Republicans, everybody agreed.
Host
And then it was blown up by Elon Musk, who apparently has become the fourth branch of government.
Host
And that's just an intolerable way of proceeding representative democracy.
Co-Host
So, yeah, tolerable if someone pointing out truth.
Host
No, I'm sorry.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Host
Yeah, somebody read the bill, let the American public know what fucking scumbags you are, and then you're all pissed off because you got caught, literally, with their.
Co-Host
Dick in their hand.
Co-Host
Huh?
Co-Host
What do you mean?
Co-Host
Yeah, totally.
Host
That's one hour, eight minutes and nine seconds.
Co-Host
Shut up.
Host
Gotta fill up that Duchess soundboard.
Co-Host
No, you don't.
Host
Yes, I do.
Host
The Democrats are going to try to figure out how we can salvage the public good out of the wreckage.
Host
Let me translate that.
Host
The Democrats are going to try to figure out how we can get this fucking bill back in.
Host
Because if Donald Trump comes in and goes after the January 6 committee with all the fucking nonsense we did, we're all fucked.
Host
We're screwed.
Host
All right?
Host
And if he also goes after all the.
Host
The players that tried to put him in jail, they're fucked, too.
Host
And you know what?
Host
I'm.
Host
For all of this.
Host
I want.
Co-Host
Yeah, bounce them all.
Co-Host
I don't care.
Co-Host
Get rid of every one of them.
Host
Yeah, this new one.
Co-Host
But do you think that there's a scenario where you might regret rejecting a clean debt ceiling increase?
Co-Host
I mean, that's what they've added to this.
Co-Host
We're going to discuss this in our caucus and we'll figure out what to do.
Host
It's just horrific that they have thrust us into this kind of chaos already.
Host
You did this.
Co-Host
Would you like to have thrust into you.
Co-Host
Dude, come on, stop.
Host
You did this.
Host
You.
Host
This is your fault.
Host
You took this bill.
Host
You made it 1546 pages.
Host
You tried to shove it through right before Christmas.
Host
You did this.
Host
This is no one else to blame but you.
Co-Host
They got caught.
Host
They got caught and they don't like it.
Host
And I love it.
Host
And the people of this country should love it.
Host
Except other nitwits now.
Host
So they.
Host
So they take this bill and they bring it from 1546 pages down.
Host
I think.
Host
I think it was like 181 pages or something like that.
Co-Host
I thought 160, but yeah, under 200 pages.
Host
Under 200 pages.
Co-Host
Under 200 pages.
Host
All right.
Host
They cut out all that.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
All right.
Host
But still.
Host
Okay, I'll take that then.
Host
These motherfuckers have the audacity to go after this actually gets passed and then sit there and take credit for this.
Co-Host
Oh, yeah, look what we did.
Co-Host
Well, they all voted for it.
Co-Host
I think someone voted present, which I fucking hate.
Host
Right?
Host
And you know something?
Host
They in C span, when it first started in the hall of Congress, they have who voted yay, who voted nay.
Host
And then C SPAN used to have a camera on that so everybody could see the voting.
Host
They took it down.
Host
They made them take it down.
Host
Yeah, here's.
Co-Host
So you don't know who voted against it until after the vote closes.
Host
Right?
Host
Here's Jeffries, and he's going to tell you what a great job he did.
Host
And Democrats over this.
Host
We saw Elon Musk take kind of a powerful role in his power over the Republican caucus.
Co-Host
That's happened.
Host
That's surprised me, I guess.
Host
Listen, you feckless cunt, that's not what happened.
Host
Elon Musk just told everybody what was in that 1546 page.
Host
And here is.
Host
This is.
Host
This is why.
Host
This is why MSNBC gets less fucking viewers than this fucking podcast.
Host
This is why CNN's dying.
Host
This is why all you guys are going to be without a job.
Host
Keep it up.
Host
Keep journalism.
Host
Journalism in a moment.
Host
Keep doing the journalism in them that.
Host
That you do.
Host
And you guys are all going to be out of job and you have no one to blame by yourself because all you are.
Host
Are fucking puppets.
Host
I can't believe that you.
Host
It's like you should be able to see strings on them.
Host
That's what kind of puppets they are.
Host
How do they.
Host
How can they believe.
Host
How can you believe what you're saying?
Host
And how.
Host
How much money is your credibility?
Host
I hope they're paying you a shit ton of money because you're going to need it.
Co-Host
Sleeps at night.
Host
You're going to need it for the rest of your life because the only thing you're going to be qualified for after this is a fucking Walmart reader.
Host
Maybe it shouldn't have.
Co-Host
Did anything about how he wielded his power surprise you?
Host
Well, many people throughout the Capitol are saying that he has perhaps emerged as the leader of the Republican Party moving forward.
Host
And we'll have to see how that plays itself out over the next few weeks, next few months, and next few years.
Host
As House Democrats, our position is simple.
Host
There are three things that we should all be focused on in connection with the American people.
Host
You ready for this fucking lie?
Host
Hold on to your hats Ladies and gentlemen.
Host
I can't believe Talcom X said this with a straight fucking face.
Co-Host
Talco M.
Co-Host
X, here we go.
Host
First, lowering costs.
Host
Second, bigger paychecks for hardworking American taxpayers.
Host
And third, securing safer communities.
Host
That's going.
Co-Host
Duke did this by doing what?
Co-Host
Closing the border.
Host
When, When Donald Trump.
Host
When.
Host
When Joe Biden took office.
Host
He didn't.
Host
His.
Host
The fucking Bible was still war where his fucking hand was.
Host
He ran in and he undid all the fucking immigration bills that Trump had and they came pouring into this fucking country like cockroaches.
Host
You did that?
Host
You and your fucking Democratic people did this.
Host
And then.
Host
And the Republicans are sitting there with their fucking thumb, one thumb in their ass and one thumb in their mouth and every five minutes they're switching and they're like, what do we do?
Host
Yeah, you're all.
Host
You are all complicit in this.
Host
Why is it.
Host
Why was the inflation rate 9%?
Host
Because they passed the Inflation Reduction act which drove it through the fucking roof.
Host
Jesus Christ.
Host
And to sit there and say this with a straight fucking face.
Host
How dare you.
Co-Host
They took credit for all that.
Co-Host
Look at what we did.
Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
Fucking losers.
Host
Gonna be our North Star moving forward.
Host
And we'll see whether the incoming administration is prepared to join us on behalf of the American people.
Host
Join you?
Host
What?
Host
Fucking us in the ass?
Host
No, I think Donald Trump's wants to take your dick out of the taxpayer's ass and actually like, give us a fucking break for a little bit.
Host
You think that's too much to fucking ask?
Host
Oh, my God, this motherfucker.
Host
And he said, oh, all right.
Co-Host
Tom says you're probably.
Host
Shut up, Tom, you faggot.
Co-Host
No, shut up.
Co-Host
And then Johnson Pop says, that's why we're watching.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
This guy doesn't know what to do.
Host
This guy doesn't know entertainment or talent.
Co-Host
They just.
Host
If I swap over here, just call 911 and send them to my house and watch a break the back door down and drag my fat ass out of here.
Host
It's ridiculous.
Host
Let me ask you something, Tom.
Host
How come you're not upset about this?
Host
How come you think this is okay?
Host
We should all be screaming and throwing shit to sit there and say, oh, you know what we're gonna do?
Host
We're gonna undo everything we fucking did over the past four years for the voters.
Host
You did this.
Host
You did it.
Host
Nobody else.
Host
You sat there, you're complicit, and you used your fucking lapdog media to sit there and make it sound and either not cover it or sit there and sunshine it like that fucking Jen Psaki.
Host
That fucking dirtbag.
Host
I hope all of you.
Host
You know something?
Host
I'm sorry.
Host
The fact that the.
Host
No, no, I'm not.
Host
The fact that these guys still get on TV and you know what?
Host
No one's watching msnbc.
Co-Host
They're just such slick liars.
Co-Host
It's just.
Co-Host
They're just.
Co-Host
It's just.
Co-Host
It just comes out of them.
Host
They're not even slick.
Host
Who believes this?
Co-Host
A lot of people do get.
Co-Host
Moron believes this getting elected.
Co-Host
That's why they're getting elected.
Host
Oh, the fucking nerve of them.
Host
We saw Elon Musk.
Host
Sorry, I've lost control, ladies and gentlemen.
Host
So it wasn't that big.
Host
Okay, so that's the Republican response.
Host
Nope, that's not what I want.
Host
Nope.
Host
Here's our buddy Chris Christie, because he's talking about.
Host
Come on, have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Co-Host
Fuck him.
Co-Host
When does this.
Co-Host
At one point, I had some ends.
Host
When Trump believes that something has gone wrong and he needs someone to blame and Musk becomes the person to blame.
Host
And no one knows how long that will take.
Host
You know, look, our colleague Reince Priebus.
Host
It was five months and then he was gone.
Host
General Kelly, it was 18 months.
Host
You know, the people who sit at the very center with Trump have a shelf life.
Host
And that shelf life is influenced by outside events, as Speaker Johnson is finding out right now.
Host
This is a guy who's done everything Trump's asked him to do.
Host
He's essentially gotten down on one knee to Trump on a regular basis.
Host
And now he had this problem this week.
Host
You bullshit.
Co-Host
He should know better.
Co-Host
Chris Christie, he's been slobbing the knob of Trump quite a while.
Host
Trump gave him Covid during the last.
Host
The 2020 debate.
Co-Host
The 2020 debate, prosecuting Kushner.
Host
Christie, Christine was playing Joe Biden during the debates, and Trump gave him Covid and almost fucking killed him.
Co-Host
I tried.
Host
So again, there's no way Trump knew what was going on here.
Host
And Speaker Johnson thought he was going to be able to sneak this through and he was playing both heads.
Host
I don't care.
Host
You don't.
Host
When you.
Host
Look, if we're talking about a little bit of something, you want to give the Democrats for their vote, but to sit there and give them immunity over the shit that they did after the 2020 election.
Host
Fuck you.
Co-Host
And hold them accountable.
Co-Host
But we need this country fixed.
Co-Host
The first.
Co-Host
When Trump was in the first time, he spent a lot of time going after people.
Co-Host
And we cannot afford four more years of Trump stroking his ego.
Co-Host
I get it.
Co-Host
I get it.
Co-Host
But he's got.
Co-Host
He's got to keep that in the background while he fixes this storm that we live in.
Co-Host
He's got to keep his, was it, eyes on the prize, head in the game, forward moving.
Co-Host
We need this country fixed or at least move in the right way.
Co-Host
And if he's gonna spend all his time around with this guy pissed me off and I'm gonna.
Co-Host
This guy, I, I don't.
Co-Host
I don't have time for that.
Co-Host
Nobody in America has time for that.
Co-Host
So I hope, and I think that perhaps this term he might be a little more focused in on that, because I think he truly understands how bad it is.
Co-Host
Well, Sparky says Trump has two years.
Co-Host
He does.
Co-Host
He's got to hit the ground fucking running.
Host
Here's the deal.
Co-Host
Because he's got all the votes.
Host
So he finally surrounded himself with some really good fucking people.
Host
Yes, J.D.
Host
vance, Elon Musk, the Vic, Ramaswamy, Tulsi Gabbard.
Host
These people here can actually sit there and say, look, listen, don't get all.
Host
Don't get your panties twisted, all right?
Host
Put the fucking phone down and stop tweeting.
Host
We're gonna take care of this, all right?
Host
But we're gonna do it smart.
Host
And Trump likes smart.
Host
And you know, the thing about Trump, what he does is he will listen to people if he feels like he's gonna come out looking good here.
Host
What you don't wanna do is you don't want to turn around and make it look like it was Trump's fault because then the gloves come off and.
Co-Host
You mean like Chris Christie did.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Never, ever work anywhere in the Republican Party again.
Host
Right?
Co-Host
No way.
Co-Host
Well, nobody wants him.
Co-Host
Nobody wants.
Co-Host
Jersey doesn't want him.
Co-Host
Nobody want him.
Co-Host
He can't be a professor anywhere.
Co-Host
Nobody's going to hire him.
Host
Yep.
Co-Host
He's really unhirable.
Host
He's chubby, Chris.
Host
He's over there.
Co-Host
That's not chubby.
Host
Chubby.
Co-Host
Chubby.
Co-Host
Do you remember when they.
Co-Host
When he.
Co-Host
In the fucking 4th of July weekend where he shut down all the state parks?
Host
Yes.
Co-Host
Because the budget.
Co-Host
And he.
Co-Host
But he sat his big fat ass.
Host
On the beach right in the lawn chair.
Co-Host
Goddamn slides.
Co-Host
And they took pictures of him.
Host
And he's on.
Host
He's in every mean.
Host
When the, when the 95 collapsed, they had him sitting in a lawn chair.
Co-Host
There's a beach chair everywhere.
Host
Beach chair everywhere.
Host
Yeah.
Host
He's become a meme.
Co-Host
It's.
Co-Host
He was.
Co-Host
He is tone deaf and he doesn't get it.
Co-Host
And he's gonna go on TV and think he's shit talking.
Co-Host
Trump.
Co-Host
Like I'm gonna out.
Co-Host
Trump.
Co-Host
Trump.
Co-Host
No, you're not.
Host
You're not even close.
Co-Host
You don't have the money or the.
Co-Host
Or the backing.
Host
We're not stupid.
Host
We could see with our own eyes.
Co-Host
We've seen what you did, Chris.
Host
Yes, we see what happened.
Host
We know what's going on.
Co-Host
Yeah, he us enough so we don't.
Co-Host
He doesn't.
Co-Host
We don't have time for that.
Co-Host
Sparky says what's.
Co-Host
Yeah, Pfizer won't even hire him.
Co-Host
That's true, Bob.
Co-Host
All right, Sparky says, what's Fauci up to?
Host
Oh, there's another guy that's running as another cockroaches.
Co-Host
They stop money going to him.
Co-Host
I'll have to.
Co-Host
I'll have to look.
Host
I hope so.
Host
I listen.
Host
Every one of those guys have more money than they ever could spend in their entire life.
Host
I know there's greedy.
Co-Host
So long.
Co-Host
So just his pension alone is disgusting amount of money.
Co-Host
Yeah, Nobody should retire with that.
Co-Host
I hear off the public.
Co-Host
Off the public.
Host
The government.
Co-Host
The government.
Host
All right, everybody, why don't we get into some podcast shout outs?
Host
We'll let you go.
Host
I think I riled you up enough or.
Host
I know I riled myself up enough.
Co-Host
John's gonna have to go, like, pee or punch something or something.
Host
Yes, yes.
Host
After this, I gotta take the audio and get it out so we can have.
Host
So for your Christmas Eve.
Host
You can if you.
Host
Well, if you're listening to this as a podcast, I want to do.
Host
This is our Christmas present to you, our Christmas Eve podcast.
Co-Host
Then we'll be here the day after John's stroking out.
Co-Host
Merry Christmas.
Host
Check my heart, my blood pressure.
Co-Host
We should hook you up to a blood pressure monitor and video that, like, have a camera on it, and we can just watch it be like, just flat line out.
Co-Host
Do you have any.
Co-Host
Before we go into this, do you have any Christmas plans?
Host
I'm back.
Co-Host
Well, if you stroke out, he can.
Host
You know what's funny?
Co-Host
Do you have anything like that?
Co-Host
I could zap you on Monday.
Host
See when the kids.
Host
Is it Monday?
Host
Oh, yeah.
Host
Next Monday.
Co-Host
I'm coming over Monday.
Host
Yeah, Monday.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
So my kids are older now, and they've got, you know, they're boyfriends, and so they're going to the boyfriend's house and also.
Host
But what I did for a while was I used to go over in the morning and we would watch the kids open the gifts and then they would have, like, a big breakfast and then I would come home and take a nap.
Host
And then I would get up and like a Jew, I would order Chinese food.
Host
And that was my Christmas.
Host
And I loved it.
Host
It was peaceful.
Host
It was nice.
Co-Host
And now.
Host
Well, now the kids are going, so we're going to go over, we're going to have breakfast and I don't know, I.
Host
I guess I might be doing the Chinese food thing, but I might be.
Host
It depends.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I have to talk, be out with.
Co-Host
The grandbabies and stuff.
Host
The last year, last year, my son, my ex wife, we watched football and ate Chinese food.
Host
So that's what we did.
Co-Host
That sounds nice.
Co-Host
It was a nice tradition.
Host
Yeah, it wasn't bad.
Host
You know, it was actually pretty good.
Host
It was funny.
Host
My son came in today and he dropped cookies over here.
Host
There was more cookies.
Host
He brought more cookies.
Host
And so I'm sitting there and all of a sudden my ex wife, crunchy munching cookies.
Host
My ex wife says, hey, did John give you those cookies?
Host
And I went, no, John, did you eat all my cookies?
Host
And he goes, no, they're right behind you.
Host
I'm like, oh, oh.
Host
I said, no, no.
Host
I got him.
Co-Host
He yelled at him.
Co-Host
Do you eat my cookies?
Host
I'm over here drinking coffee.
Host
I could have some.
Co-Host
I could have some Snicker Doodles, get some breakfast.
Host
You know, if I thought about this, we could have had a bracket of the best Christmas cookies.
Host
Because to me, my favorite Christmas cookie is a snickerdoodle.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I love snicker.
Host
I only get them once a year.
Host
They only make it once a year.
Co-Host
What are they?
Co-Host
They're just like.
Host
I don't know, they're just cinnamon sugar and sugary and just light and fluffy and delicious.
Host
And then you can't.
Co-Host
I haven't made cookies like Christmas cookies.
Co-Host
My grandmother used to make dozens of, like, all different kinds of cookies, but with the food allergies in my house, there's no Christmas cookies.
Co-Host
I know there's none.
Co-Host
My favorite ones that she would make would be like the peanut butter ones with the Hershey Kiss in the middle.
Host
Oh, yeah.
Co-Host
I don't think I've had one since.
Co-Host
Yeah, I can't.
Co-Host
I can't.
Co-Host
I can't make them.
Host
They make the oatmeal raisin, the chocolate chip.
Host
And then she makes this.
Host
She makes this hot chocolate cookie, which is like chocolate, tastes like a brownie, and it's got little marshmallows in it.
Host
So good.
Co-Host
But I remember we used to have peppermint Cookies.
Co-Host
She would make peanut butter balls.
Co-Host
Some kind of white crescent cookie.
Co-Host
It was some kind of almond something or other with powdered sugar all over it.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Oh, so many.
Co-Host
Have you ever made.
Co-Host
Have you ever tried Christmas crack?
Host
I was just getting to that because we do make.
Host
You take saltine crackers and put them down.
Co-Host
So good.
Co-Host
Why is that so good?
Host
I don't know.
Host
But now what they do is.
Host
You ever see those little biscuits that they have?
Host
They're.
Host
I forget the name of them, but they're like.
Host
And they're really.
Host
It's a good cookie.
Host
And they use that instead of the saltine crackers.
Co-Host
Oh, like a Lorna Doone or something.
Co-Host
Like a shortbread.
Host
Lorna Dunes.
Host
They layer.
Host
That's it.
Host
They layer.
Host
Lorna Dunes.
Host
And then they take the sugar that they melt, which is like caramel, and then they pour it all over there, and they put the chocolate chips and they melt.
Co-Host
It's brown sugar and butter.
Co-Host
Melt it together, bubble it up, pour.
Host
It over, and then they turn it over and they hit and it's.
Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
You know, I saw that, like, years ago on Facebook.
Co-Host
I'm like, well, that looks kind of stupid easy.
Co-Host
And I'm like, you know, saltines are what, like, two bucks?
Co-Host
They're cheap.
Co-Host
So I was like, I got saltines.
Co-Host
Let me try it.
Co-Host
Made it, did that.
Co-Host
Put the chocolate chips on it, smoothed it, put sprinkles on it.
Co-Host
Like, crumbled up some pretzel bits on it.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Host
Fancy.
Co-Host
I'm fancy.
Host
Fancy.
Co-Host
Like that.
Co-Host
Delicious.
Host
It's amazing.
Co-Host
Yeah, it's.
Co-Host
Yeah, yeah.
Co-Host
Like Bruce said, it's stupid easy.
Co-Host
Stupid good.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Stupid easy.
Co-Host
And you can't, like.
Co-Host
I know Aaron says this conversation's giving me diabetes.
Co-Host
I know.
Co-Host
It's all the stuff I don't make.
Co-Host
Although I will be making.
Co-Host
I'm cooking dinner this year.
Co-Host
So I'm making a small ham and a turkey breast, and then, like, all the stuff that goes with it.
Co-Host
And I'm gonna make an apple pie, and Olivia's bringing cookies.
Host
So up in the refrigerator, I have a three pound turkey breast.
Host
And there's a way to make it in the crock pot.
Host
See, I go to TikTok recipes, and I love me some TikTok recipes because for me, I want to throw everything in there in the morning, turn it on the crock pot.
Host
When I go upstairs, you put it on low.
Host
When you go upstairs, it's done, and you just make it.
Host
And that, to me, is the best.
Co-Host
So anyhow, yeah, I'm throwing mine in the oven.
Co-Host
Because when I make turkey, because, you know, turkey's just not enough.
Co-Host
I put.
Co-Host
I cover the top with bacon and I let it bake.
Co-Host
And then the bacon kind of.
Co-Host
Yeah, bastes it.
Co-Host
It's really good.
Host
I made the meat lump.
Host
I took the.
Host
I took bacon and I lined the meatloaf pan with bacon.
Host
And then I took the meat, the meat mixture, and I put it in there and I put it over top.
Host
Then you turn it over and smack it so it comes out.
Host
And then I put it in the air fryer.
Host
And then like three minutes before, I brought it out and slathered it with barbecue sauce and then put it back in again so it glazed over.
Host
That was good.
Host
I can't seem to make it again.
Host
I don't know why.
Host
For some reason I.
Host
I'm.
Co-Host
Have you made meatloaf lately?
Co-Host
Because I think the last time you made it, you said it was all fucked up.
Host
It was all.
Host
It was terrible.
Host
It was burned on the outside and it wasn't good.
Host
Not good.
Co-Host
I was probably just somewhere along.
Host
I'll get it.
Host
I'll get it right.
Host
Someday we'll figure it out.
Co-Host
That's all right.
Host
All right.
Host
So we ready to do some podcast shout outs?
Co-Host
We are.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
You didn't get them up yet?
Host
All this stalling.
Host
I was waiting.
Co-Host
Okay, I have them.
Co-Host
All right.
Co-Host
Just checking my phone shut off.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
All right.
Co-Host
You know you've been going waxing on and on and on and yelling at people.
Co-Host
Turn my phone on.
Co-Host
And you're like, no, you're stalling.
Co-Host
You're not ready.
Host
I want.
Host
You're first.
Host
I want you to go.
Host
Let's go.
Host
We got people here.
Co-Host
You good?
Co-Host
Can I talk now?
Host
Sure.
Co-Host
Thank you.
Co-Host
You're up.
Host
Go.
Co-Host
The Am I cancelled podcast with Edward.
Host
Yeah, his episode he did with Googlehead.
Co-Host
You were awesome.
Co-Host
Google heads here in the chat, you were fabulous.
Host
Really, really good job.
Host
I was like.
Host
Because I'm listening to the.
Host
To her do the episode.
Host
And I was like, oh, she's good.
Co-Host
She's great.
Co-Host
She's really good.
Host
I.
Host
There's a diamond in a rough there, Edward.
Host
You better scoop that up.
Co-Host
That's right.
Host
You better scoop that up with a cracker.
Co-Host
My friend Google had messaged me.
Co-Host
We will set something up.
Host
Yeah, there you go.
Host
I know.
Host
Who's going to be able to put it out, but you know, you guys should be able to talk.
Co-Host
Girls versus boys.
Co-Host
I think we win.
Host
Who would I get?
Host
I don't know.
Host
We'll figure it out.
Host
All right.
Host
The Brand X podcast.
Host
Got to get a hold of Deuce and figure out when we could do this in January because I'm excited to bring that back.
Host
It should be fun.
Co-Host
Did you go back and listen to the previous episode when I said my favorite podcasters and you swore pod, I said podcast.
Host
You said it so fast.
Co-Host
But I said podcast.
Host
It could have went either way.
Host
It could have went either way.
Host
I thought you were.
Host
I thought you were dissing me.
Co-Host
My favorite part is, like, you started talking, went.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
You just stopped, like, all the time.
Co-Host
It was so pissed.
Co-Host
It was so.
Co-Host
I think I listened to that about six times and laughed every time I had to say it.
Co-Host
Podcast with Aaron, who's in our chat tonight.
Host
Yeah, he's in the chat tonight.
Host
You know something?
Host
I.
Host
You know what we should do in 2024?
Host
We should make a network.
Host
We should get.
Host
Yes, that too.
Host
You know how it's like in your checks, you don't write the 25 until, like, March.
Host
You keep writing 24 in 2024.
Co-Host
2024.
Host
Till, like, we should make a boomer network of boomer.
Host
Well, I don't know.
Host
Those guys aren't boomers.
Host
I think they're too young for boomers.
Host
But I mean, we should make, like, a raging network like Aaron and Bruce and.
Host
And all them Argentina.
Co-Host
Wow.
Host
Wow.
Host
If I knew any Spanish.
Host
No, no.
Host
In.
Host
Or wait a minute.
Host
Brazil's Portugal.
Host
They speak Portuguese.
Host
In Argentina, I think they speak Espanol.
Host
That's about as much as I know.
Co-Host
I believe so.
Co-Host
Well, thank you for stopping by.
Host
Sure.
Host
That's great.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
Yeah.
Host
So that the Aaron's podcast.
Host
That would be great to have, like, a network of where we could.
Host
Well, we do support each other anyhow, but wouldn't it be cool to kind of have, like, a network?
Host
I don't know.
Co-Host
Why not?
Host
We used to try that network thing back in the.
Host
In the 2018, and it didn't seem to work too well.
Host
But, you know, who knows?
Host
We could try.
Host
Is it me?
Host
Am I up next?
Co-Host
Okay, you are up next.
Host
The Weather Report with Bruce, Jason, Ken, and Christian.
Host
We leave Christian off because he kind of just sits there and doesn't say anything.
Host
And then he does.
Host
I feel like he produces, but I guess he does.
Co-Host
But yes, we can add Christian on there.
Host
We can add Christian on there.
Host
Okay.
Host
Yes, he's taking a week off.
Host
He's off from work.
Host
Well, he's taken off the morning view, the 9:00, one Eastern time, 6:00.
Co-Host
So Bruce says he is their producer.
Host
Right there.
Host
I know.
Host
I'm very happy that I shamed Jason and actually writing down his plug at the end so he doesn't sound, like, dumb.
Host
And holding cups up to the camera.
Host
There we go.
Host
I speak English.
Host
Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, American, Argentina sign language.
Host
Is Argentina sign language different than America?
Host
Wait a minute.
Host
Is there American Sign language in Argentina sign language?
Co-Host
Well, there is American Sign Language.
Host
It's a.
Host
I understand it, but why would sign language be in different.
Host
Why would it be different in Spanish than it would be in English?
Host
Like, you would think sign language would be universal, right?
Host
I don't know.
Host
What do you, like, keep your pinky out or what would you do different in Spanish?
Host
Argentina sign language.
Host
Although, I mean, that's okay.
Co-Host
So the response is, yes, it's so different.
Host
How about that?
Co-Host
Thank you.
Co-Host
I had no idea.
Co-Host
See, Ignorant Americans, we don't know.
Host
Well, I learned back in the day, you'd go to a bar, be really, really loud.
Host
So I saw people using sign language so they could, you know, from across the bar, they would sign.
Host
You know, you want something.
Host
But they were using real sign language.
Host
So then I tried learning it, but then I developed a stutter and I stopped.
Co-Host
God.
Co-Host
Oh, my goodness.
Co-Host
I shake my head with Lisa and.
Host
The gals don't take no time off.
Host
So every Friday, you're going to have a podcast this Friday, and you're going to have a podcast next Friday.
Host
They have never missed an episode.
Host
Lisa had a fucking heart attack on her 50th birthday, and they still put an episode.
Co-Host
What a shitty present, right?
Host
And they.
Host
They.
Co-Host
You're in the hospital.
Co-Host
Like, I have to poopy.
Co-Host
And you were in the hospital.
Co-Host
We couldn't podcast.
Host
That's true.
Host
That's.
Host
I'll tell you why.
Host
All right.
Host
Now that you.
Co-Host
We both have.
Host
Now that you shame me.
Host
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Host
You're going to hear about this.
Co-Host
Well, she had a heart attack.
Host
I mean, she had a heart attack and they had.
Host
She did.
Host
I forget.
Host
Not triple, not quadruple bypass.
Host
I think she had, like, six.
Host
She had six.
Co-Host
Did she have, like, the Widowmaker?
Co-Host
Like, everything.
Host
I'm telling you, her.
Co-Host
Holy Jesus.
Host
Her heart was clogged like a sorority's drain.
Host
I mean, it was.
Host
It was nothing getting through.
Host
So they.
Host
They did the operation.
Host
She didn't miss.
Host
They didn't miss an episode.
Host
Now, why didn't they miss an episode?
Co-Host
Because she's badass.
Host
Me.
Host
That's why.
Host
They didn't miss an episode.
Co-Host
Because you recorded.
Host
I went.
Host
No, no, I went back and pulled best of clips and everything so she could.
Co-Host
Oh.
Host
So when I couldn't make it because I didn't, I couldn't poop.
Host
Did anybody go do that for me?
Host
No.
Co-Host
Do I.
Co-Host
Did I know how to do that?
Host
Of course not.
Host
That's why.
Host
That's why.
Host
I'm just saying.
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
I'm not.
Co-Host
I didn't bash you.
Co-Host
Understood why you were shaming me.
Host
How dare you?
Co-Host
Well, you did have to poop.
Co-Host
It was bad.
Host
And poop for four days.
Host
I know.
Co-Host
All that cut is cheese.
Co-Host
I don't eat cheese.
Co-Host
I just eat a load of cottage cheese every day.
Co-Host
She's like, that's cheese.
Co-Host
And you're like, oh, yeah, cottage cheese.
Host
I took three Duke Alacks, drank a big Dunkin donut coffee and ate four tacos from Taco Bell, and the next day, I laid a road.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Oh, wow.
Host
It comes screaming out.
Co-Host
You know, the quality of our podcast sometimes amazes me.
Host
All right, I'm telling a joke.
Host
There's these three Pakistanis, and they buy an elephant.
Host
So they're feeding the elephant, and they're giving elephant rides, and there's a really smart guy.
Host
And then, you know, your basic average guy was one brother.
Host
And then the third brother was a little on the stupid side.
Host
So they have this elephant, and they're like, you know what?
Host
I'm tired of cleaning up this elephant shit.
Host
So the smart guy says, you know what we're going to do?
Host
We're going to put a cork in its ass.
Host
And this.
Host
That way it won't shit.
Host
So they corked this elephant's ass.
Host
And the three guys, this is working right?
Host
But the elephant started to swell, and it was getting really, really angry because.
Host
And they couldn't ride anymore.
Host
So they figured, all right, well, we got to pull this cork out.
Host
So they go to the dumb guy, hey, you got to go pull the cork out.
Host
The guy goes, I'm not that stupid.
Host
I'm not pulling that cork out.
Host
So they decide to train a monkey to pull out the cork.
Host
So they train this monkey.
Host
They get the monkey.
Host
The monkey goes over.
Host
He's about ready to pull the cork out.
Host
The smart guy stands 100 yards away.
Host
The average guy stands about 50 yards away, and the dumb guy, he's about 25 yards away.
Host
So this monkey pulls the cork out, and so much shit comes out that completely buries the dumb guy.
Host
The average guy gets up to his waist, and then the smart guy has elephant up to his ankles.
Host
So they get out, and they're digging the.
Host
This dumb guy.
Host
Out of the elephant.
Host
And they find him, and he is laughing uncontrollably, and they're like, what the hell?
Host
Why are you laughing?
Host
He says, you should have seen that monkey trying to put the cork back in.
Host
Hi.
Host
All right.
Host
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Co-Host
Wow.
Co-Host
Merry Christmas.
Host
FOD podcast with Drunk Mike and Travis.
Host
I guess Santa Claus is bringing Mike a Rodecaster Pro.
Co-Host
Oh, I hope so.
Host
Thank God, because it sounded like some lady was working her clit with a vibrator last episode.
Co-Host
There's a little bit of a hum in the background there.
Host
A little bit.
Host
Holy shit.
Host
Where is my.
Host
Where is it?
Co-Host
Pause for sound effects.
Host
Yeah, I had it.
Host
I forget.
Host
Here it is.
Host
This is Wheelbarrow full of dicks last week.
Host
So, Travis, what do you think?
Co-Host
It wasn't so bad when Mike spoke, but when Travis spoke, it got significantly.
Co-Host
Well, anyhow, I didn't notice it until I had my AirPods on.
Co-Host
Didn't know when I was listening.
Co-Host
When I was listening to it.
Co-Host
Well, if I had.
Co-Host
If it was just playing over the speaker of my iPhone while I was working and not.
Co-Host
I didn't have my earpiece and it wasn't as noticeable.
Co-Host
It was sort of there, but it wasn't, like, horrific.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
Okay, so the TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam Hall.
Host
What are those perverts up to?
Co-Host
They are recording an episode Thursday.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
And I want to say Thursday.
Co-Host
And I think they.
Co-Host
They just recorded one, so it should be dropping.
Co-Host
If it's not out now within a day, I would think.
Host
Okay.
Host
So shitty song of the week with Red and Jody.
Co-Host
You're so proud of yourself.
Host
I am.
Co-Host
You are.
Host
Apparently, we're going to be on there.
Host
Well.
Co-Host
Oh, really?
Co-Host
That's new.
Co-Host
I had no idea.
Co-Host
We're invited to be on Doofus.
Host
Sorry, I forgot.
Co-Host
The POI podcast with that Jody B.
Co-Host
I don't know when.
Host
He'S gonna have time to do all that stuff, but good on him.
Co-Host
Well, Jody, you know, when he does drop an episode, it's a good episode.
Co-Host
Yeah, it's pretty fun.
Co-Host
Listen.
Co-Host
Yeah, I did listen to.
Co-Host
I was listening to one with Christian Blatt, and then I dozed off in the middle of it because it was at night.
Co-Host
So I was.
Co-Host
When I was out shopping last week, I actually put it on and then wandered and did some shopping.
Co-Host
And the far.
Co-Host
The funny part was as I was walking through the store, I'm, like, giggling, of course, out loud.
Co-Host
And nobody can hear it except me.
Co-Host
And I'm just like, I gotta walk away from people because they don't know What I'm laughing at.
Host
See?
Co-Host
So, yeah, good times.
Host
Shoot this shiznit with Brian.
Host
It's a wrestling podcast, and I think it's.
Host
Damn it, it's wrestling.
Co-Host
Always got episode out.
Host
Yeah, he's always doing something.
Co-Host
He's got reels.
Co-Host
He's on Instagram, Twitter.
Co-Host
Huge on Twitter.
Co-Host
And then on YouTube.
Co-Host
He's very interesting.
Host
He's on the Tiki Tokyo.
Co-Host
He's a ticky talker for sure.
Co-Host
The Bromigos podcast.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Just dropped an episode the other day.
Host
And how do you feel about that?
Co-Host
Maybe today, the most recent one?
Co-Host
It's okay.
Co-Host
I mean, I don't.
Co-Host
I don't listen all the time, and then when I do go in, I like, crush a couple episodes.
Co-Host
But sometimes, like, they.
Co-Host
It's a lot of sports talk, and a lot of it's like NBA, so it's like, not.
Co-Host
I'm not always interested in that, but I do try to listen sometimes.
Co-Host
Some of the language kind of throws me a bit, so I'm like, well.
Host
My language is pretty foul here.
Host
Is it the foul language of bothers, you know?
Co-Host
You know why?
Host
I certainly do know why, and I'm trying.
Co-Host
I know you're leading me down a path I don't want to talk about, but.
Co-Host
Yeah, I mean, there's a little use of the N word.
Co-Host
I'm not a fan of the N word.
Co-Host
No matter who says it.
Co-Host
It just.
Co-Host
It's just not a word I like to hear, so.
Co-Host
But that's their podcast, not mine, so that's that.
Co-Host
So it kind of.
Co-Host
It's.
Co-Host
It's.
Co-Host
It's a lot sometimes.
Host
And who was saying that?
Host
Is that Newman?
Host
Is Newman the one that says it?
Co-Host
Hunter?
Co-Host
No, it wasn't Hunter.
Co-Host
Oh, and it's not Matt.
Host
Was it the other cover of the Undercover Brother or what I call the wigger on the trigger?
Host
Was that him?
Co-Host
No, it was not Matt.
Host
It must be Panama Red.
Co-Host
Well, not on this episode.
Co-Host
It was not Red.
Host
Oh, it was the coach.
Co-Host
It was Coach.
Host
Oh, Coach was animal.
Co-Host
I like his take on some things.
Co-Host
I do.
Co-Host
It's just.
Co-Host
I'm not a big fan of that language.
Co-Host
But that's all right.
Co-Host
That's just me personally, but I don't know if I'm specifically.
Co-Host
Their target audience is a old Kareny.
Host
I think they all like white, from what I understand.
Co-Host
There's a lot on the.
Co-Host
So.
Co-Host
But it's funny, like, one particular topic today, they're like, yeah, people shouldn't pay to.
Co-Host
They're talking about sports figures and that, you know that they got.
Co-Host
Shouldn't say anything about them and they've got no right to and criticize later.
Co-Host
And then two minutes later they're like, well, you know, Patrick Mahomes wife.
Co-Host
I was like, so you don't care?
Host
I gotta tell you, you know, and listen, I don't mean any disrespect about this, but they have their daughter like Mahomes daughter and they're showing her and she.
Host
I don't know, but she might be a little downsy.
Co-Host
I don't, I don't know if I've seen them.
Co-Host
I don't think you should be parading your kids out.
Host
I don't.
Host
I guess.
Host
Well, you know, it's.
Co-Host
You can.
Host
It's hard.
Co-Host
Innocent.
Host
Yeah.
Host
You know, listen, it's hard because they're out.
Host
They want to see their father play football and it's really hard to do that.
Host
But I looked at the daughter and.
Co-Host
I was like, I haven't, I haven't.
Host
Seen her, so I'll have to, you know, maybe, maybe.
Host
I'm praying I'm wrong.
Host
I'm praying I'm wrong.
Host
And I understand she's pregnant with another one.
Host
She's pregnant now, from what I understand.
Co-Host
Right.
Host
So there you go.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
I hope I'm wrong.
Host
Just.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
Little observation, that's all.
Host
All right.
Host
Is me.
Host
Is it me now?
Co-Host
Yeah, it is you.
Host
The fine wining podcast with Jerry, Mike and Cheese, they're about ready.
Host
They're all the way at the bottom of the list now.
Host
And they're about ready to drop.
Co-Host
They are at the bottom.
Co-Host
Yeah, they got.
Co-Host
Hopefully they drop an episode.
Co-Host
I think they might have a couple in the can, but I don't.
Co-Host
Mike said, I messaged them and of course it took forever to answer.
Co-Host
It's like I'm working on it.
Co-Host
We've been busy.
Co-Host
Like it hasn't been the holidays for three months.
Host
But wouldn't surprise me if Cheese has a few in a can.
Host
To be well, totally honest, there's something going on.
Co-Host
His own character, I'm sure.
Co-Host
But.
Co-Host
Well, I hope they do.
Co-Host
I hope they got something going on.
Host
So we'll see.
Co-Host
You know, maybe they're on hiatus.
Co-Host
They.
Co-Host
I, he, Mike did respond to me.
Host
So he did finally.
Co-Host
He did answer.
Co-Host
When I, I put it in the discord and just let it kind of marinate there.
Co-Host
I was like, hey, you know, it's been a bit.
Co-Host
You got anything coming out?
Co-Host
And of course a couple wise ass answers from other people.
Co-Host
And then he did respond, okay, all.
Host
Right, well that's it, ladies and gentlemen.
Host
Wrong one.
Co-Host
I don't know what that was.
Host
Wrong button.
Co-Host
Hey, everybody.
Co-Host
Have a very merry Christmas.
Co-Host
Very safe holiday.
Co-Host
Don't drink and drive.
Co-Host
Be fabulous.
Co-Host
We love you guys.
Co-Host
Thank you.
Host
And we'll be back Thursday night, right?
Co-Host
Thursday night.
Host
All right.
Host
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Co-Host
Guys are awesome.
Co-Host
Bye.
