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Jan. 21, 2025

Amalgamation | Episode 288

Amalgamation | Episode 288

Get ready for a wild ride as John Jamingo and the Duchess dive headfirst into the chaotic world of politics, pop culture, and the absurdities of daily life.

This episode features John’s fiery rants about TikTok, which he defends vehemently against its critics, claiming it’s just a platform for people to enjoy life—boobs included! The duo hilariously critiques the latest political events, including the inauguration antics and the drama surrounding various public figures, while keeping their comedic banter flowing.

They take time to poke fun at the outrageousness of social media, share some spicy gossip, and even throw in a few fat jokes for good measure. This episode is packed with sarcasm, laughter, and commentary that’ll make you question everything while simultaneously cracking up!

Takeaways:

  • John and the Duchess hilariously discuss the absurdity of political pardons, especially in today's climate.
  • They delve into the wild world of OnlyFans, revealing the unexpected rise of adult content creators.
  • The hosts share their thoughts on how TikTok has taken over social media, with some comedic jabs at its critics.
  • Listeners are treated to amusing insights on the latest NFL games and the strange dynamics of sports fandom.
  • The conversation shifts to the bizarre fashion choices at political events, specifically the eye-catching attire of Jeff Bezos' date.
  • A comedic take on parenting challenges in the digital age is presented amid the chaos.

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Chapters

00:00 - None

00:00 - The Birth of a Podcast

04:40 - The Trump Administration Begins

13:00 - The Fallout of Celebrity Relationships

26:01 - The Unveiling of Leadership

31:16 - The Transition of Power: Reflections on Presidential Pardons

36:41 - The Impact of Remote Work on Urban Economics

47:57 - The TikTok Debate: Privacy and Parental Responsibility

53:43 - The Evolution of Childhood Freedom

01:00:21 - The Rights We Fight For

01:10:20 - Injuries and Team Performance in Football

01:13:46 - A New Direction in Football Commentary

01:24:09 - The Weight of Expectations

01:29:52 - Transition to New Content

01:36:26 - The Intriguing Voice of Vividly Vixen

01:41:53 - The OnlyFans Controversy

01:44:06 - The Inauguration and the Plunging Neckline

01:49:18 - The OnlyFans Dilemma

Transcript
John Domingo

All right, you guys, podcast time.


John Domingo

We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.


John Domingo

Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.


John Domingo

Ready?


John Domingo

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.


John Domingo

Hey, everybody, it's the boober bunker.


John Domingo

I'm John Domingo, and alongside me, that woman over there, that's the Duchess.


John Domingo

How you doing, Duchess?


Duchess

I am well.


Duchess

Happy Monday.


Duchess

What a happy Martin Luther King Day.


John Domingo

Martin Luther King Day.


John Domingo

What a wonderful day it is.


John Domingo

And not only that, but we got to say goodbye to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.


John Domingo

And we were.


John Domingo

You know something Samantha asked me, are you gonna watch the inaugur?


John Domingo

I went, nah, that shit's all boring.


John Domingo

Well, I was doing some stuff.


Duchess

We elected, right?


John Domingo

I was doing stuff around the house, and I had put on to see what was going on with the inauguration because it.


John Domingo

And it started and.


John Domingo

Oh, my God, what a fucking.


John Domingo

Trump's a savage.


John Domingo

He is just a straight up fucking savage.


John Domingo

Say what you want about that, man, but to sit there for 30 minutes and berate the former administration.


John Domingo

Not one administration, but two administrations to their face, they.


John Domingo

They were sitting right, like, right next to him.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

This could have leaned over and tapped him on the shoulder.


Duchess

I'm talking about you.


John Domingo

Joe Biden could have jumped up and punched him in the head, which, to be honest with you, which would have been amazing.


John Domingo

He's so fuck and doesn't know what he's doing.


John Domingo

That.


John Domingo

I thought that was very, well, very much possible.


John Domingo

I was shocked.


John Domingo

We have some of the speech.


John Domingo

We'll go through some of the speech, but the Biden regime is over.


John Domingo

They are gone.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

It's called having a backbone, a set of balls.


John Domingo

Listen, I got a set of balls and a backbone, but I'll tell you right now, I don't know if I could have went that hard in the paint with them right there without.


John Domingo

Without turning and looking at him.


John Domingo

But, you know, what are they gonna do, shoot him?


John Domingo

No, but what I'm saying is they tried.


John Domingo

What I'm saying is that, you know, I was waiting for them to just, like, turn around.


John Domingo

You know what I mean?


John Domingo

You know, it's just one of those.


Duchess

Things, you know, I'm talking about you.


John Domingo

Right, right.


Duchess

Joe, Sneaky Joe sitting over there, not paying attention.


John Domingo

Yeah, he's.


John Domingo

This Trump administration is hitting the ground running.


John Domingo

Not like 2016.


John Domingo

They knew what they were doing, and he's here for it.


Duchess

Definitely wiser about how to handle certain things.


John Domingo

He didn't even get through his oath of office.


John Domingo

All right, where swearing in.


John Domingo

And the WhiteHouse.gov website went live with this.


John Domingo

So as soon as you go to whitehouse.gov, this is exactly what you see.


Duchess

It's like a movie trailer.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Planes flying over.


John Domingo

Here he comes.


John Domingo

There's the Trump coin.


John Domingo

Every time.


Duchess

Eagle.


John Domingo

Donald J.


John Domingo

Trump.


John Domingo

Pen the White House.


John Domingo

President, Donald J.


John Domingo

Trump.


John Domingo

Now, here's the thing.


Duchess

It was actually pretty impressive.


John Domingo

If you're sitting here listening to this.


John Domingo

This is a podcast.


John Domingo

I understand it.


John Domingo

Thank you for doing that.


John Domingo

But every once in a while, you should come over on Mondays, Monday nights, 6:30, and Thursday nights, 6:30 Eastern Time, and hang out with us.


John Domingo

Or you can go back and watch it like on rumble and on YouTube.


John Domingo

And thanks.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

Well, you know the thing with Twitch?


John Domingo

Twitch takes it down after, like, a week, but whatever.


Duchess

Well, you can find it on all the other ones.


John Domingo

All the other ones.


Duchess

Which means you should be liking our socials.


Duchess

Yes, you can be updated.


John Domingo

Yes, you can be updated.


John Domingo

So he goes on a speech, and I was shocked.


John Domingo

So here's how it starts out, and I'll stop it.


John Domingo

And we can discuss.


John Domingo

But Savage, here's how it starts.


Duchess

Not playing.


Duchess

The whole thing just parts.


Duchess

Yeah.


Donald Trump

The golden age of America begins right now.


Donald Trump

From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.


Donald Trump

We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.


Donald Trump

During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.


John Domingo

They're right there.


Donald Trump

Our sovereignty will be reclaimed.


Donald Trump

Our safety will be restored.


Donald Trump

The scales of justice will be rebalanced.


Donald Trump

The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department.


Donald Trump

And our government will end.


Donald Trump

And our top priority will be to create a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free.


John Domingo

That's right.


John Domingo

Clap.


John Domingo

When I stop talking, you start clapping.


Donald Trump

Greater, stronger, and far more exceptional than ever before.


Donald Trump

I return to the presidency confident and optimistic that we are at the start of a thrilling new era of national success.


Donald Trump

A tide of change is sweeping the country.


Donald Trump

Sunlight is pouring over the entire world.


Donald Trump

And America has the chance to seize this opportunity like never before.


Donald Trump

But first, we must be honest about the challenges we face.


Donald Trump

While they are plentiful, they will be annihilated by this great momentum that the world is now witnessing.


Donald Trump

In the United States of America.


Donald Trump

As we gather today, our government confronts a crisis of trust.


Donald Trump

For many years, a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens, while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in Complete disrepair.


Donald Trump

We now have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home, while at the same time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.


Donald Trump

Continuing to protect our magnificent law abiding American citizens, but provide sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, many from prisons and mental institutions that have illegally entered our country from all over the world.


Donald Trump

We have a government that has given unlimited funding to the defense of foreign borders, but refuses to defend American borders or more importantly, its own people.


Donald Trump

Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful people of North Carolina, been treated so badly.


Donald Trump

And other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that took place many months ago, or more recently, Los Angeles, where we are watching fires still tragically burn from weeks ago without even a token of defense.


Donald Trump

They're raging through the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now.


Donald Trump

Now they don't have a home any longer.


Donald Trump

That's interesting.


John Domingo

Biden's over there with his hand over his mouth.


John Domingo

This.


Duchess

That was a lot.


Duchess

That was a lot of audio.


John Domingo

But be honest with you, it was good.


John Domingo

He was hitting every point.


Duchess

I mean, I understand that's in the first couple minutes.


John Domingo

I mean, and he went on for a half an hour now.


John Domingo

Last time he did a 17 minute confirmation speech or whatever it is.


Duchess

This wasn't too long.


Duchess

The one he did later was, was longer than the inaugural.


John Domingo

I haven't seen that one yet because I was busy getting ready for, for.


Duchess

This was just kind of hip shooting.


Duchess

That one he was getting on his like, you know, like how he, when he like leans on the podium and he's like.


Duchess

Well, you know, and he starts like.


John Domingo

He'S, he's riffing, throwing it in there.


Duchess

Yeah, he literally riffed it.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

And he's doing.


Duchess

Yeah, he's another one now.


John Domingo

He's at the capital now.


Duchess

Yeah, he's at the Capitol center, the Capitol Arena.


Duchess

I think this is where all the people could.


Duchess

Went when they couldn't go line the streets or be out by the, the Mall or where, where they, when they were swearing in.


Duchess

They couldn't have them there.


John Domingo

It's like watching the same podcast four times.


Duchess

It is, it is.


Duchess

It absolutely is not for nothing, Bob.


Duchess

I'm pretty sure you knew what you're getting into when you clicked watch.


Duchess

Yeah, well, I mean, just saying.


John Domingo

I mean, it was savage.


John Domingo

It.


John Domingo

It was a savage speech.


John Domingo

And then Kamala, she's sitting there looking.


Duchess

Like a lemon, like just sour face.


John Domingo

Hey, Kate, what do you think about Melania's hat?


Duchess

I love her hat.


Duchess

I loved it.


Duchess

She looked amazing.


Duchess

I.


Duchess

I saw some people were goofing on it a little bit, saying she looked like the Frito Bandito.


Duchess

Carmen who?


John Domingo

The Frito Bandito.


John Domingo

Never mind.


Duchess

I don't know.


John Domingo

It kind of look like what the big giant brim hat kind of looked.


Duchess

Well, that she looked like Carmen Sandiego or the Spy versus Spy, like the hat.


Duchess

But I still think she looked amazing, so I'm not.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Sparky says her.


Duchess

She loved her hat.


Duchess

Very classy.


Duchess

She looked very classy.


Duchess

I think if she was inside for that amount of time since.


Duchess

Since she wasn't outside, I think maybe the hat comes off.


Duchess

But I'm not.


Duchess

I'm no fashion icon, so.


John Domingo

Mike says he thought it was Mary Poppins.


Duchess

She looked fabulous.


Duchess

I'm sorry.


Duchess

It's really nice to see her.


Duchess

I thought she looked really beautiful.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

And then it was very noticeable that Barack Obama showed up stag.


John Domingo

Well, apparently Big Mike.


Duchess

Haven't heard.


John Domingo

Big Mike and him are having issues.


John Domingo

Looks like they're splitting up, which.


John Domingo

Why now is it.


Duchess

Well, did you see who the other woman is?


John Domingo

Jennifer Aniston.


John Domingo

Now, listen, if I was, you know, if I had my shot at Jennifer Addison over Big Mike.


John Domingo

Although I, you know, you figure Big Mike's got to be pissed, you know, all that tucking and all that stuff that she did.


Duchess

I don't think she's.


John Domingo

Dude.


Duchess

I think she's just a very strong, masculine.


Duchess

Masculine kind of woman.


Duchess

Yeah, there's some women that looks like that.


Duchess

That look like that.


Duchess

And it's, you know, okay, it's.


Duchess

It's rough.


John Domingo

So I now know what was going on at Jimmy Carter's funeral.


John Domingo

I'm thinking when they were talking and giggling, Obama's sitting there and goes, guess what?


John Domingo

I'm banging Jennifer Aniston.


John Domingo

And Donald's like, you gotta be kidding me.


John Domingo

He says, no.


John Domingo

He says, well, I thought, what's going on with Big Mike?


John Domingo

Oh, Big Mike's pissed.


John Domingo

And so, I mean, that's what they were talking about.


John Domingo

They were talking about banging chicks.


John Domingo

That's why they were giggling and laughing probably.


John Domingo

He's like, you're shitting me.


Duchess

Jennifer Aniston teaching Obama had to grab him by the.


John Domingo

Yeah, I.


John Domingo

I couldn't believe it either.


John Domingo

One thing led to another.


John Domingo

Next thing I know, dude, that deep in Jennifer Aniston couldn't believe it.


Duchess

Oh, gross too, dad.


Speaker D

Deep.


John Domingo

Ew.


John Domingo

Who knows?


John Domingo

She liked presidential or presidential.


Duchess

Probably.


Duchess

She probably does.


Duchess

I would Think just elevates her up the movie star celeb food chain.


John Domingo

The only thing I got to do now is get her to put a strap on, give me the business like Big Mike did.


John Domingo

Although Big Mike didn't have to strap anything on.


John Domingo

Just saying.


Duchess

Either way, I'm sorry.


Duchess

The marriage is.


Duchess

It's sad to hear about the marriage falling apart.


John Domingo

It's terrible.


Duchess

But.


Duchess

But, you know, it's.


Duchess

I couldn't imagine being that much the center of the public eye and having to live your life like that.


Duchess

That's.


Duchess

Once you're out there, it's.


Duchess

You can't really hide it again.


Duchess

So it's got to be rough.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

I mean, it helps when you have millions and millions of dollars.


John Domingo

Millions and billions and millions of dollars.


Duchess

More houses and, you know, one in Hawaii, you know, whatever.


John Domingo

So, all right, let's speculate.


John Domingo

Michelle.


Duchess

We don't do that, do we?


John Domingo

We better.


John Domingo

The fuck we're here for.


John Domingo

So let's speculate what happens when Michelle and Brock separate.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

They're going to be out on a dating scene.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

I think I'm sure Barack will be able to pull some class A top notch gash.


Duchess

So classy.


Duchess

Okay, okay.


John Domingo

What about Michelle?


John Domingo

Apparently, you know, she's getting up there in age.


John Domingo

You know, she's got, there's, there's cracks in the sidewalk.


John Domingo

If you've seen her lately, she's aging.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

And then what do you think her next move is like?


John Domingo

Okay, I'm just gonna say this.


John Domingo

If she's a woman, she'll be able to pull some major top grade A.


John Domingo

She will man beat.


Duchess

I think she will have no problem.


John Domingo

Finding a date if she's transgender, not so much.


John Domingo

So it'll be interesting to see how this works out in the dating area.


John Domingo

Just saying.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

Barack has already has his eye on Jeffrey Marsh.


John Domingo

Jeffrey Marsh is that.


Duchess

I know who Jeffrey Marsh is, man.


John Domingo

Lady that's on TikTok.


John Domingo

Hi.


John Domingo

I want to talk to the children.


Duchess

Yeah, I only talk to children.


Duchess

Where's the children?


Duchess

Creepy.


John Domingo

Ooh, the children.


Duchess

He's a groomer.


John Domingo

I like the children.


John Domingo

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

What if Michelle Obama's dare you, Bruce.


John Domingo

Bruce says, what about Mike Rowe?


Duchess

Scratch your eyes out.


Duchess

I mean, I have to stand on a ladder to do it, but.


John Domingo

Come here, you.


Duchess

She's tall.


John Domingo

Bend down here.


John Domingo

So?


John Domingo

Bend down here so I can punch you in the slot locker.


Duchess

How dare you?


John Domingo

Bob says, I love a five o'clock shadow with a rose red.


John Domingo

Rose lipstick.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

That's very specific.


John Domingo

Well, that's that Jeffrey Marsh?


John Domingo

Hey, you know, Trump's.


John Domingo

He's signing away.


John Domingo

I mean, he's already shut down the border.


John Domingo

They already closed down Eagle Pass.


John Domingo

They're putting more of those El Paso, too.


John Domingo

They're putting more of those buoys out in the Rio Grande so they can't come across.


John Domingo

They are also, they shut down the app.


John Domingo

You know the app you type in 12 o'clock.


Duchess

Yep.


John Domingo

That thing went dead.


John Domingo

And it says all appointments are canceled.


John Domingo

He put remain in Mexico.


John Domingo

And I mean, they're ready to go.


John Domingo

And I'm sure.


John Domingo

Tom.


John Domingo

What did he do?


Duchess

He saved it for you.


John Domingo

Well, we'll talk about TikTok in a minute or two.


John Domingo

I have another rant.


Duchess

Shocking.


John Domingo

I know, I know, I know.


John Domingo

And then already, if I can get to this, this is a breaking story just happened.


John Domingo

It's.


John Domingo

It's really, really sad.


John Domingo

Where did it go?


John Domingo

Here, Here it is already.


John Domingo

Patrol Border Patrol agent shot and killed during a traffic stop in Vermont.


John Domingo

United States Border Patrol agent was.


John Domingo

Where's my.


John Domingo

There it is.


John Domingo

Sorry.


John Domingo

According to Homeland Security, shooting happened at 3:15pm local time.


John Domingo

The agent was shot and killed while performing a traffic stop in Vermont.


John Domingo

There are two suspects, one who's dead.


John Domingo

The FBI will be heading, leading the investigation.


John Domingo

So here we go already.


John Domingo

You know, this is a war.


John Domingo

I don't know what anybody's, you know, I'm not sure what.


Duchess

They're coming in from the north, too.


Duchess

That's the problem.


John Domingo

They're coming in from the north, they're.


Duchess

Coming in from the south, from Canada.


John Domingo

And we'll see what happens.


John Domingo

But, you know, but I mean, let's.


Duchess

See what Tom Holman does.


John Domingo

Yeah, he's gonna have.


John Domingo

When you have a war, you know, we're gonna lose.


John Domingo

You're gonna lose some people on end and, and it's a sin and it's a shame, but this is what's going to happen because now they know that they're coming for him and they're going to get deported or whatever.


Duchess

Now it's.


Duchess

They have a reason to fight, right?


John Domingo

They have a reason to fight.


John Domingo

So there we go.


Duchess

Well, that's that.


John Domingo

I'm just saying I love the way that he's.


John Domingo

He's get, you know, we're going to get the confirmation for the people in his cabinet.


John Domingo

Can't wait.


Duchess

When does that happen?


Duchess

And are they getting confirmed, all of them?


John Domingo

We don't know.


John Domingo

I mean, they haven't really talked to Robert F.


John Domingo

Robert F.


John Domingo

Kennedy yet.


John Domingo

Then they have to vote on them.


John Domingo

I think they all get through.


John Domingo

The two that I'm worried about are Cash Patel and Robert Kennedy.


John Domingo

They're the ones I really worry about.


Duchess

I feel like Robert Kennedy's the throwaway, but I don't know, he's stuck with them.


John Domingo

So that would be a shame because I want Robert Kennedy in that position.


Duchess

I think he's a smart man.


Duchess

It's unfortunate that because of his speech, it's difficult to listen.


Duchess

I find him very difficult to listen to, but I think some of the things he says are pretty intelligent.


Duchess

So I, I, if I can get past listening to him, which again, sounds awful, but interesting.


Duchess

Who, Kennedy?


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

He's got a, he's got a rough voice.


John Domingo

It's tough.


Duchess

Yeah, it sounds painful.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Also, migrants weep in Mexico as Trump cancels all appointments on the app.


Duchess

Yeah, listen, like 12, 1205, like, done.


John Domingo

I mean, you had four years to get here.


John Domingo

If you waited until now, shame on you.


John Domingo

You should have been here a long time ago.


John Domingo

But there they are with the app.


John Domingo

Looked like what I happened when I signed on to TikTok.


John Domingo

There was a thing that said, no pass.


John Domingo

No can pass.


Duchess

Oh, no.


John Domingo

Oh, no.


Duchess

John cried just as hard as these migrants.


Duchess

Oh, no.


Duchess

I don't tiki talk.


Duchess

Spend two hours complaining.


John Domingo

I did.


Duchess

I know.


John Domingo

And it was the worst 12 hours of my, my life.


John Domingo

Sparky is also right.


John Domingo

So now they have to apply to get in legally.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

And what was Biden doing for the past 24 hours?


John Domingo

Well, what was Biden?


John Domingo

He was sleeping and shit in his pants.


Duchess

What was the sign in some stuff.


John Domingo

What was.


John Domingo

Yeah, they must have had a rubber stamp because he doesn't know what he's doing.


John Domingo

He has no idea what he's signing.


Duchess

He's not signing anything.


Duchess

He has no idea what he signs.


John Domingo

He's not.


John Domingo

So he pardoned everyone?


John Domingo

Everyone.


John Domingo

Everyone.


John Domingo

He pardoned the J6 committee.


John Domingo

He pardoned his family.


Duchess

Over 8,000 people.


John Domingo

He pardoned Fauci.


John Domingo

Now, I'm a dumb guy, but I thought you had to be convicted of a crime to be pardoned.


John Domingo

Nope, we're just going to pardon.


John Domingo

And is this so to me, I don't know if this is even legal.


John Domingo

How can you just pardon people willy nilly and say, oh, you know what?


John Domingo

Whatever they did, you can't charge them for it.


John Domingo

That's bullshit, General Milley.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

So you're like Adam Schiff.


John Domingo

Oh, yeah, well, Adam Schiff is part of the J6.


Duchess

Well, that's what I mean.


Duchess

Like, so all of these folks.


Duchess

So they're like, well, all of them.


Duchess

It's more of a just in case you want to come after them, they're already pardoned for something that they said they didn't do.


Duchess

But we're gonna give them a pardon anyway, right?


Duchess

It's fucking sneaky.


Duchess

So then, bullshit.


John Domingo

Mike Johnson was being interviewed about seeing President Biden, and he was like, listen, that guy doesn't even know what he's signing.


John Domingo

And he tells this story.


John Domingo

And to me, this is really shocking.


Speaker D

I do stand Biden, and I say this without animus at all.


Speaker D

I mean, you know, in some ways, I actually kind of feel sorry for Joe Biden.


Speaker D

I mean, he's in the twilight years of his life.


Speaker D

He is not, obviously has not been in charge for some time.


Speaker D

And I know this by personal observation.


Speaker D

And now the whole world knows it.


Speaker D

And it's been very, very concerning to me over the last year and a half since I've had this.


Duchess

Can you tell us a story?


Duchess

When you say personal observation?


Speaker D

Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page, but I miss it all.


John Domingo

I mean, so here's my problem.


John Domingo

If you knew this, the story you're about to tell and you didn't say anything, you're complicit.


John Domingo

You're complicit in the lie.


John Domingo

You're complicit in this.


John Domingo

You should have been saying, this guy doesn't even know what's going on.


John Domingo

And you know, so why hold back?


John Domingo

And now you're going to tell it.


John Domingo

The Wall Street Journal got a hold of it.


John Domingo

Now it's out there, so now I can talk about it.


John Domingo

You should have been talking about it when you found out.


John Domingo

Like, you should have walked out of there and said, jesus Christ, we got to talk in Congress about this.


John Domingo

I just had a.


John Domingo

A meeting with Joe Biden, and you ain't going to believe what happened, so I'll let him.


Duchess

He probably did say that.


Duchess

He didn't go to the press and say that.


Duchess

He probably discussed it amongst all the inner circle.


John Domingo

All right, so it's not like.


Duchess

It's not like nobody knew until he went on this press show.


John Domingo

Okay?


Duchess

I'm pretty sure he discussed it with the people he needed to discuss it with, including Trump.


John Domingo

So let's find out.


Duchess

He doesn't have to tell us the story.


John Domingo

All right, so we're foreshadowing or whatever here.


John Domingo

Let's find out what he did.


Speaker D

Year and a half since I've had this.


Duchess

Can you tell us a story?


Duchess

When you say Personal observation.


Speaker D

Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page.


Speaker D

But January, a year ago, almost exactly a year ago, I had been asked.


Speaker D

I became speaker in October 2023, and there were all sorts of big national security concerns and everything going on.


Speaker D

And I started requesting a meeting with the.


Speaker D

Because, you know, I'm kind of old school.


Speaker D

I'm a constitutional law guy.


Speaker D

Speaker of the House should be able to talk to the President, especially in times of great national interest and calamity.


Speaker D

But they wouldn't let me meet with him.


Speaker D

And his staff kept putting.


Speaker D

Giving me excuses.


Speaker D

This went on for like eight or nine weeks.


Speaker D

I'm sorry, Mr.


Speaker D

Speaker, he doesn't have time.


Speaker D

What are you talking about?


Speaker D

I'm second in line of the presidency.


Speaker D

He has time.


Speaker D

I need to talk to him.


Speaker D

We had.


Speaker D

I can't say the classified parts, but we had some big, big national concerns at the time that I was losing sleep over.


Speaker D

Finally, I just went to the Hill press corps and said, the President is not being allowed to meet with the Speaker.


Speaker D

There's a problem.


Speaker D

So they started putting pressure on him.


Speaker D

Long story short, they finally relented.


Speaker D

They invited me to the White House.


Speaker D

I show up and I realize it's actually an ambush because it's not just me and the President.


Speaker D

It's also Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem, you know, the whole.


Speaker D

The CIA director, everybody.


Speaker D

And then.


Speaker D

So I walked in the Oval and, ah, I know what this is.


Speaker D

This is a.


Speaker D

They're going to hot box the speaker on Ukraine funding.


Speaker D

That's what it was.


Speaker D

This is probably the third week of January.


Speaker D

We sit down, we're in the midst of it and the whole conversation, and I'm going, we don't need to have this conversation.


Speaker D

The President reaches over just like this.


Speaker D

We're sitting right next to the fireplace in the Oval, and he grabs my arm and he says, the speaker and I just need a couple minutes together.


Speaker D

Will y'all just leave us alone?


Speaker D

And I looked up on the faces of some of the staff standing around the wall, and they're like, no, he did it.


John Domingo

So they.


Speaker D

He called it.


Speaker D

He's the Commander in Chief.


Speaker D

So everybody leaves, and he and I are standing awkwardly in the middle of the Oval Office, right over the rug by that coffee table.


Speaker D

And I said, Mr.


Speaker D

President, thanks for the moments.


Speaker D

You know, this is very important.


Speaker D

I got some big national security things I need to talk to you about that I've heard and I think, you know, and what do we do?


Speaker D

And.


Speaker D

But first, real quickly, Mr.


Speaker D

President, can I ask you a question?


Speaker D

I cannot answer this from my constituents in Louisiana, sir, why did you pause LNG exports to Europe?


Speaker D

Like, I don't understand.


Speaker D

You know, liquefied natural gas is in great demand by our allies.


Speaker D

Why would you do that?


Speaker D

Because you understand, we just talked about Ukraine.


Speaker D

You understand you're fueling Vladimir Putin's war machine because they got to get their gas from him.


Speaker D

You know, and he looks at me stunned with this, and he said, I didn't do that.


Speaker D

And I said, Mr.


Speaker D

President, yes, you did.


Speaker D

It was an executive order, like, you know, three weeks ago.


Speaker D

He goes, no, I didn't do that.


Speaker D

And he's arguing with me.


Speaker D

I said, Mr.


Speaker D

President, respectfully, can I.


Speaker D

Could I go out here and ask your secretary to print it out?


Speaker D

We'll read it together.


Speaker D

You definitely did that.


Speaker D

And he goes, oh, you talk about natural gas?


Speaker D

Yes, sir.


Speaker D

He said, no, no, you misunderstand.


Speaker D

He said, what I did is I signed this thing to.


Speaker D

We're going to conduct a study on the effects of lng.


Speaker D

I said, no, you're not, sir.


Speaker D

You paused it.


Speaker D

I know.


Speaker D

I have the terminal, the export terminals in my state.


Speaker D

I talked to those people this morning.


Speaker D

This is doing massive damage to our economy, national security.


Speaker D

It occurred to me, Barry, he was not lying to me.


Speaker D

He genuinely did not know what he had signed.


Speaker D

And I walked out of that meeting with fear and loathing because I thought, we're in serious trouble.


Speaker D

Who is running the country?


Speaker D

Like, I don't know who put the paper in front of him, but he didn't know.


John Domingo

He didn't know.


Duchess

He didn't know, and he hasn't known in years.


Duchess

And that's why you can't meet with him privately.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

That's why you have Hakeem and Schumer and Kamala.


Duchess

They're all there to talk for him.


Duchess

And he just nods and does the.


Duchess

The Biden thing, right?


Duchess

He has no clue.


Duchess

And when he asked them to leave, that's when the shit hit the fan, right?


John Domingo

Because if you go in there and you start talking to him about stuff, it's.


John Domingo

You get this.


John Domingo

He's like, whoa, what the.


John Domingo

You know, he has no idea what's going on.


Duchess

I have such mixed feelings about this, because he's clearly not there.


Duchess

He's clearly not there.


Duchess

And any senior that.


Duchess

Any person that you see that acts like that, your heart breaks for them because there's.


Duchess

There's.


Duchess

There's something wrong.


Duchess

And.


Duchess

And the fact that he Was in charge for four years.


Duchess

Look what he's done.


John Domingo

He wasn't in charge for four years.


Duchess

On paper.


John Domingo

On paper.


Duchess

He was the head on paper.


Duchess

Yeah, well, of course, everybody knows that.


Duchess

So it's.


Duchess

It's scary.


Duchess

And to think of all that needs to be redone and undone and re.


Duchess

Re.


Duchess

Like, so.


Duchess

So, so much has to be unwoven to make things better or correct.


Duchess

It's just.


John Domingo

So he signs these pardons.


John Domingo

He signed a pardon for his brother and a bunch of his family who haven't done anything.


John Domingo

Haven't done anything covered.


John Domingo

Extort money from China and China and Russia.


Duchess

Wonder how much money he got for his library now.


John Domingo

Okay, so now, when Trump was leaving office, Trump was supposed to pardon a bunch of people unilateral.


John Domingo

Unilaterally.


John Domingo

I can say that.


John Domingo

I can't, you know, pretty good.


John Domingo

Unilaterally.


Duchess

Unilaterally.


John Domingo

Unilaterally.


Duchess

Uni.


John Domingo

Sorry.


John Domingo

Anyway, at the same time.


John Domingo

So he.


John Domingo

They asked him about it, you know, should he be able to do that?


John Domingo

And this was his answer.


John Domingo

President Trump is reportedly considering a wave of preemptive pardons.


John Domingo

Does this concern you, all these preemptive pardons?


John Domingo

Well, it's.


Donald Trump

It concerns me in terms of it, what kind of precedent it sets and how the rest of the world looks at us as a nation of laws and injustice.


Donald Trump

You're not going to see in our administration that kind of approach to pardons, nor are you going to see in our administration the approach to making policy by tweets.


Donald Trump

You know, it's just going to be.


John Domingo

A totally different way in which we approach the justice system.


Duchess

Liar.


Duchess

Unbelievable.


John Domingo

I know.


Duchess

He doesn't even sound like this.


Duchess

It's a whole nother man like his went to mush.


Duchess

It was already heading there because everybody's like, oh, he's got the little silly whoopsie isms.


Duchess

And now he's.


Duchess

I mean, you can see the difference in four years.


Duchess

It's amazing how terribly he's progressed.


Duchess

It's sad.


Duchess

It's really sad.


Duchess

I'm sad for our country.


Duchess

I'm sad for him as a human.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

But I'm really sad for our country because that's what's been presented.


Duchess

And.


Duchess

And the whole world knows it.


John Domingo

Yeah, the whole world knows it.


John Domingo

And that's what I love about the Internet, because as soon as somebody says something, boy, they're right on it.


John Domingo

And, you know, not only did Biden say this, but what about Adam Schiff, who's also covered under these pardons?


John Domingo

He was talking to Michael Clark Duncan, back when Michael Clark Duncan actually had hair, and this was his take on it.


John Domingo

Have you ever heard of somebody getting a preemptive pardon who was innocent of all crime, who's just an innocent person?


John Domingo

Have you ever heard of that?


John Domingo

Just somebody getting a blanket pardon and.


Duchess

They'Re an innocent person.


John Domingo

But no, it's the President's own family.


John Domingo

It's people that have been covering up for the President in addition to his own family.


John Domingo

Is there an innocent explanation for someone to seek preemptive pardons for family members?


John Domingo

Would you do that if you knew you were innocent and just worried about outside forces?


John Domingo

The answer to that is going to be no.


John Domingo

If you haven't done anything wrong, you.


Speaker D

Sit there and go, what do you.


John Domingo

Need a preemptive pardon for?


Duchess

If he pardons people preemptively, he's essentially telling the public that these people have.


John Domingo

Committed crimes and we may not be.


Duchess

Aware of what they are, but the pardon is clear evidence that crimes have been committed.


John Domingo

I imagine if he decides to issue these preemptive pardons, it will be cast.


Duchess

In a way that he is protecting his family and protecting their reputations from villainous exterior forces that are against him.


Duchess

First off, we should just take a deep breath and a acknowledge the audacity of a President who's so clearly concerned about his own criminal culpability and that of his family members that pardons are a major obsession with him.


John Domingo

The idea of a kind of prospective pardon, this sort of permanent federal get out of jail free card, that.


John Domingo

That seems to be what we're talking about in the case of this right, with Giuliani and his three eldest children, who, as far as we know, don't have not been convicted of a crime.


John Domingo

Maybe they've committed a lot and they don't want to face action.


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

It's weird.


John Domingo

I wouldn't ask for a pardon.


John Domingo

I don't think I deserve one because I don't think I've done anything criminal.


John Domingo

But, like, where does that come from, that concept?


John Domingo

You can just kind of wave your magic pardon.


John Domingo

Juan, we have Tish James, we have Xavier Percera.


John Domingo

Mimi Rocca is literally my DA in my town.


John Domingo

There will be opportunities to prosecute these people, regardless if they, if they abuse the pardon power as they are thinking, hopefully, Ellie, there will be a skyfall on this entire crime family and there will be another day for them to die.


John Domingo

Wow.


John Domingo

Does crime family pardon, let's say, Rudy Giuliani or any members of his family?


Duchess

Would you see that?


Donald Trump

And I asked Peter this Question as essentially an admission of guilt.


John Domingo

I certainly would view it that way.


John Domingo

I think millions of Americans would view it that way.


John Domingo

If there was no belief in criminality.


John Domingo

Why?


John Domingo

Why would he think a pardon was necessary?


Duchess

CNN has learned President Biden.


Duchess

Fucking scumbag.


Duchess

God damn it.


Duchess

Such a scumbag.


John Domingo

Well, what cracks me up.


Duchess

Balls.


John Domingo

Is that they sat there and said that about Trump, and then Biden goes and does this.


John Domingo

Now, I haven't had a chance to watch, but I can't believe that they will sit there and say, oh, by the way, you know, this is fine.


John Domingo

But I did see one.


John Domingo

I got one person that's going to explain why it's okay for Biden to do this, even though they've said that this was horrible when Trump did.


John Domingo

And we go to, ladies and gentlemen, the bitter fruit, Don Lemon.


Duchess

Oh, God.


John Domingo

Here's the breaking news for you.


John Domingo

Remember, people were upset that Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden.


John Domingo

Well, Joe Biden, President Biden, pardons his family on last day, date in office.


Duchess

Why is he doing that?


John Domingo

Is it because they're guilty of something?


John Domingo

And what's wrong with your eyes?


John Domingo

One's going straight, the other one's going off to the right.


John Domingo

What the fuck's going on there?


John Domingo

Don't.


Duchess

Can't afford glasses anymore.


John Domingo

He's got jobs, precedent.


John Domingo

Yeah, it is unusual, but it's also because of the unprecedented, unusual administration that.


Eric Zane

We have coming in.


John Domingo

And he cannot trust his family in the hands of Donald Trump's Justice Department.


John Domingo

The balls.


John Domingo

You cannot trust his family with the Donald Trump's.


John Domingo

The balls.


John Domingo

The balls on these motherfuckers.


Duchess

Don's little lemons, man.


Duchess

Unbelievable.


John Domingo

I mean, to sit there and watch what happened to Trump through this whole fucking thing, right?


John Domingo

They not only they tried, they raided his house, they tried him for all kinds of bullshit crimes.


John Domingo

They convicted him on one of the worst Frankenstein kind of charge that you could see and then rushed him in to sentence him for no time so they can say that he's a convicted felon.


John Domingo

This is going to be overturned on appeal.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

They had to drop the charges in Atlanta because Fannie, whatever her name is, Willis, was banging her, banging the person she put in charge of this.


John Domingo

I mean, all this is falling apart.


John Domingo

And the fact that here we are, Don Lemon is sitting there and he's trying to explain this.


John Domingo

Don, you are so over.


John Domingo

No one listens to you.


John Domingo

No one cares about you.


John Domingo

But you're the black Keith Oberman.


John Domingo

That's who you are.


John Domingo

You're the black Keith Oberman.


John Domingo

You scream and yell and nobody listens to you.


John Domingo

Cuz you're a fucking idiot.


John Domingo

What do you think about it?


John Domingo

Let me know in the chat.


John Domingo

I just told you.


John Domingo

I just told you what I thought about it.


Duchess

Can I make a left turn?


Duchess

I just got freaky news.


Duchess

Rubio was unanimously confirmed as Secretary of State.


John Domingo

Wow.


John Domingo

Already?


Duchess

And.


Duchess

And all government employees in D.C.


Duchess

ordered back to work.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

To work.


Duchess

Not from home.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

Work.


John Domingo

I don't.


John Domingo

I'll be honest with you.


John Domingo

I.


John Domingo

I don't see a problem.


John Domingo

Here's the thing.


John Domingo

I don't see a problem with people working from home as long as you can work from home.


John Domingo

What about you?


John Domingo

How do you feel about this?


Duchess

I work from home.


Duchess

I do tend to walk away from my desk a little more to do other things, but I also tend to work longer because I know I'm walking away from my desk.


Duchess

So if I'm like, all right, I'm gonna throw a load of laundry in, but then I come back and work like an extra bit.


Duchess

So.


Duchess

But it's convenient because a lot of the stuff I do is on the computer or phone calls or emails.


Duchess

So it's not.


John Domingo

Here's how.


John Domingo

This is what I feel.


John Domingo

This is how I feel about working from home.


John Domingo

Let's say you got to go into the office and you have to be there at 8:00.


John Domingo

You have to be up at 6:00 in the morning, you have to leave your house at 7.


John Domingo

You have to make sure you get that, you know, get there early and.


John Domingo

And all that, you can save all that time.


John Domingo

In the same way, with the commute home, it's less gas, it's less expense for the families that are there.


John Domingo

That's if you can do your job from home.


Duchess

Right?


John Domingo

And there's ways to make sure that you are doing your job.


John Domingo

In other words, if you have tasks that get done, and these tasks are getting done, where does it matter where you work?


John Domingo

To be honest with you, now it's different.


John Domingo

I mean, I know they have.


Duchess

Not every job can be that way.


John Domingo

But, you know, one of the things that Covid proved was that you can do a lot of this shit from home.


John Domingo

Zoom meetings, you know, it had a.


Duchess

It had an impact on.


Duchess

On real estate because people weren't coming into the office, so people weren't utilizing utilities, they weren't using the space they're paying for.


Duchess

You know, these office buildings that nobody's going to.


Duchess

So it.


Duchess

The ripple effect from all that had a big impact in the cities.


Duchess

People aren't coming in.


Duchess

So businesses were able to sell their space or, or not renew their leases, sell off all their equipment.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

So there's, there's good and bad to remote.


Duchess

Mike has a good thing about working from home.


John Domingo

Oops.


Duchess

There you go.


John Domingo

The best thing about working from home is getting a hummer during staff meetings.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

And what was that guy's name that was jacking off?


John Domingo

That used to be Tubin, Tim Sanin.


Duchess

Tubin, right.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

Jeffrey Toobin.


John Domingo

Jeffrey Toobin was whacking off during the meeting.


John Domingo

You can't do that in a meeting at the office.


John Domingo

You just can't take out a bottle of baby oil, pull your pants down and start stroking your member.


John Domingo

I mean if you do, that's a strong, strong move.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Says more Jason their employees back to come to the office as it is a move for control some I believe that I understand.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

But as I as seeing something again, if you're going to talk about the department of you know, government efficiency and I know that Elon Musk is a big person for bringing people back to work.


John Domingo

That's what he did with Twitter.


John Domingo

I think that there is a way to work it out where people can work from home again, I believe.


Duchess

I think there's some positions you can offer that flexibility or just even a couple days a week work from home.


Duchess

I think it's helpful for people who have families.


Duchess

And not every job has to be during business hours.


Duchess

A lot of things could be done after hours.


Duchess

Like for example, our CFO for where I work, she.


Duchess

Well now with COVID she's mainly worked from home but she would always come into the office after 4:00 because she never dealt with people.


Duchess

She didn't have to deal with people walking in or anything like that.


Duchess

Everything she did was strictly internal and financial.


Duchess

So there was no.


Duchess

She only had to deal with us through emails and things.


Duchess

So she worked from home.


Duchess

As soon as Covid hit, she's never left her house.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

You know, so I mean again she works, you know, she starts work at 9, 10 o'clock at night and works overnights.


Duchess

She doesn't care.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

You're bringing people, you're bringing cars into the city, you're putting people in the subways, you know, to have to go to work.


John Domingo

Yeah, you're taking.


Duchess

It's a serious impact on economy.


John Domingo

Your eight hour day is now a 12 hour day.


Duchess

You know, keep in mind the so explains all the problem.


Duchess

Like you think the subways are congested and things like that.


Duchess

But if there's Less people going to the offices, but less people think about the economic impact of just eating.


Duchess

Like people going out, they go to work, they go to lunch.


Duchess

All the restaurants, all the carts, all the.


Duchess

So if they're not in the office.


Duchess

And that's not the office's concern, you know, I understand that.


Duchess

But like just the ripple effect from all of that.


Duchess

People shopping after work or bringing their dry cleaning in or whatever.


Duchess

All those things that kind of.


Duchess

You lumped into going to the office.


Duchess

Now you never leave your house.


Duchess

Now you don't have to do dry cleaning because you don't have to dress up.


Duchess

You know, it's all that kind of stuff.


Duchess

So it's all the little things that really, I think had a big impact.


John Domingo

I understand about the restaurants and the roach coaches.


John Domingo

Like in Philadelphia.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

You know, there was nothing better than a dirty water dog.


Duchess

Dirt water dog.


John Domingo

A dirty water dog with a little mustard and sauerkraut and onions.


John Domingo

That was my go to.


John Domingo

And then you could get a cup of coffee there.


John Domingo

And then some of them.


John Domingo

Depends on the size of them.


John Domingo

You could get like an egg sandwich or something in the morning.


John Domingo

So I get that.


John Domingo

And trust me, I've eaten off of more than one roach coach in my day.


John Domingo

John and I used to talk to a guy on Discord who was selling medical supplies while in VC with us.


John Domingo

I don't know who that is.


John Domingo

I know it's that soft weekly.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

But I don't know who the guy is that was selling medical supplies.


John Domingo

YNVC with us again there.


John Domingo

If, say the guy is driving from place to place and he's in Discord talking to you, what's the difference as long as he's getting his job done?


John Domingo

That's.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Again, some industries you have to be in the office.


Duchess

Other industries, you could do it from home.


John Domingo

Right?


John Domingo

There's certainly.


John Domingo

Yeah, there's certain industries that you have to be there if you're going to be, you know, you're forward facing the public.


John Domingo

Like, you know, auto repair or anything like that.


Duchess

But what I do.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

You know, when I'm talking about like administrative office support.


John Domingo

It really doesn't have to be done in the office just to justify the rent.


John Domingo

And again.


John Domingo

Oh, well, it's going to make the commercial real estate market crash.


John Domingo

Well, you know what I'm sure they can do.


John Domingo

Look, when in Philadelphia, when I was working in the elevator business, there was a lot this shit was going on back then.


John Domingo

Like they.


John Domingo

Everybody.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

In like the early 80s, you had five supervisors.


John Domingo

And with five supervisors, you had an admin and then they invented the laptop.


John Domingo

And so then guess what, you didn't get an admin anymore.


John Domingo

You answered your own email, you wrote up your own memos, you sent your own faxes.


John Domingo

And so they got rid of that person.


John Domingo

And then the office personnel started to decrease just in that.


John Domingo

All right, so a lot of the office buildings started to go empty out.


John Domingo

People didn't need them anymore.


John Domingo

So what they started doing was they would rip the whole interior out and they made condos and apartment buildings out of them.


John Domingo

So maybe that's what they got to do with cities.


John Domingo

You know, if you want to live in the city, that's a different story.


John Domingo

Make it easier and cheaper to live in a city then that might work, but there's always a workaround.


John Domingo

It look again, the people that are that run the commercial real estate business, they're going to see an opportunity there and they're going to take that opportunity and they're going to make money at it.


John Domingo

That's, that's what happens.


Duchess

So I see, I see a lot of buildings that have become like mixed use, like retail on the bottom and then like two or three floors of condos or apartments or things like that, you know, like, was it like the 15, the five minutes, what do they call them?


John Domingo

The 15 minutes?


John Domingo

Yeah, it's so.


John Domingo

It's like a mullet.


John Domingo

It's what's a business in the front, party on the bottom, party in the back.


John Domingo

Yeah, it's like business on top party or the other way around.


John Domingo

But in other words, how cool would it be if you had an office building and then on top of you had four or five floors of apartment buildings where you could live in the apartment building above and then work and then just take an elevator to work.


John Domingo

That would be fantastic.


John Domingo

How fantastic would that be?


Duchess

So interesting.


Duchess

Some more remarks from the comments.


Duchess

Jason says in his industry for his day job, he's the only one in his team in Minnesota.


Duchess

All his work is done via team meetings.


Duchess

They want us in the office for collaboration, but with who?


Duchess

The fucking wall?


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

So again there's.


Duchess

Luckily I don't have to go in.


John Domingo

So yeah, like Bob, Bob can't work from home because he, he paints and fixes things.


John Domingo

Like he paints.


Duchess

That's not his gig.


Duchess

Yeah, right.


John Domingo

He has to go in.


John Domingo

He's a gigs use.


John Domingo

Condos in Detroit are outrageously priced, I bet.


John Domingo

Well, yeah, I'm sure they are.


John Domingo

But then again you got supply and demand.


John Domingo

If they're so high and nobody can afford them, the Price will come down.


John Domingo

The price will come down and then the other reason why the price is so high is because the taxes in the, in the city are so high and, and you know, so if you reduce every.


John Domingo

Everything's got to kind of contract a little bit.


John Domingo

It can be done if you have, if you have a can do attitude.


John Domingo

I'm just saying you're going to see right now these things, these fires in, in California, the Palisades, you know Blackrock's out there right now offering these guys pennies on a dollar for their house because they have no way of rebuilding.


John Domingo

They have no insurance because insurance it's.


Duchess

Going to tied up for months, months and months.


Duchess

And where do you live?


Duchess

You need the money now.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

So they'll go in and undercut them.


Duchess

They'll give them half of what it's valued but they'll get walk away money.


John Domingo

And they'll be done and they'll build these 15 minute cities here that I swear that's what happened there.


Duchess

The drop condos and insta homes on them.


Duchess

Those gross contractor builds.


Duchess

Right.


Duchess

Are fine if that's what you you want.


Duchess

I think some of them are a little awful because they all look the same.


Duchess

Just different colors, same house, just.


Duchess

Yeah, flip flopped.


John Domingo

If I could put the tin foil on my maga hat right here I.


Duchess

Would say it's not on there.


Duchess

Shocking.


John Domingo

It's on the inside.


John Domingo

Oh, tin foil on inside.


John Domingo

I've had so who'd have thunk?


John Domingo

Yeah, you have.


John Domingo

Hey look, 100 mile an hour winds are coming.


John Domingo

Boy, if we start a fire right here and the winds are coming this way by God, look at all the property that would take down.


Duchess

Makes you wonder with all the homeless people setting fires.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

Just saying are they homeless or just look homeless.


John Domingo

Who knows?


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

I'm sure it wasn't anything like that.


John Domingo

I'm sure it was just a lightning.


Duchess

Strike or a coink, a dink, A.


John Domingo

Coink a dinky that there's no lightning because there was no rain.


John Domingo

There's no rain.


John Domingo

So it wasn't lightning that started it.


John Domingo

What started it?


John Domingo

And again the very own restaurants are.


Duchess

Just burst into flames for no reason.


Duchess

Yeah, yeah.


John Domingo

Oops.


John Domingo

Oops.


Duchess

Always in the middle of the night.


John Domingo

It happens.


John Domingo

Yeah but the first fire that started out there in California it was out on a trail.


John Domingo

There's cameras everywhere.


John Domingo

So they saw the smoke starting to come up.


John Domingo

They zoom in, they see two guys, one guy with a white hoodie, one guy with a black hoodie and then later on they.


John Domingo

They see someone taking a video of a guy, two guys walking, one with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie, says, oh, we were just there.


John Domingo

I can't believe that we were just there.


John Domingo

Can you put that other up there?


John Domingo

I didn't get a chance to read that.


Duchess

So this is.


Duchess

Warren Buffett is buying all the residential property like crazy all over the country, and they're going to own all the land.


Duchess

Bob says, which I addressed in a previous.


Duchess

We chatted domestic terrorism, domestic climate change.


John Domingo

Oh, yeah.


Duchess

And Jody says, jewish lightning.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Oh, everybody hates the Jews.


John Domingo

Now, where was I?


John Domingo

It was on Twitter and I was talking about something.


John Domingo

I forget what it was.


John Domingo

I think it might have been the TikTok ban.


John Domingo

And they go, oh, we have to ban TikTok because the Jews, the Jews.


John Domingo

The Jews don't want people on TikTok because they're talking about how.


John Domingo

How bad Israel is with their treatment of Gaza.


John Domingo

And I'm like, look, I'm sorry.


John Domingo

And he goes, and if you don't believe that, I'm like, well, okay, you're crazy.


John Domingo

I said, well, I'm crazy because I don't believe the Jews did this, number one.


John Domingo

And number two, I don't believe.


John Domingo

You know, I'm not going to sit there and berate the Jews or the blacks or the Asians or the rednecks or even the Democrats.


John Domingo

I'm not going to go sit there and blanketly blame everybody for this.


John Domingo

It's ridiculous.


John Domingo

All right, is it time to get Muslims the moose lambs?


John Domingo

Maybe the moose lambs.


John Domingo

All right, if there's anybody that's going to be just going to give us trouble, it's going to be the.


Duchess

We can blame them.


Duchess

Everybody hates them right now.


John Domingo

Well, I'm just saying.


John Domingo

So.


John Domingo

All right, can we get into my TikTok rant right now, please?


Duchess

Just get it over with.


Duchess

All right.


John Domingo

Duchess doesn't like talking about.


John Domingo

And listen, I was listening to a lot of different podcasts.


John Domingo

Tim Pool went on a rant today about TikTok.


John Domingo

He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it because he's sitting there and he says, well, you know, this is a China's Chinese app, and.


John Domingo

And all this information goes back to China.


John Domingo

Well, if it goes back to China, why did they shut it off with Oracle, which is out of Texas, that the servers are on American.


Duchess

They probably pay for them.


John Domingo

But they're in here.


John Domingo

They're in America.


John Domingo

It's not like it's going back to China.


John Domingo

All right, so.


John Domingo

All right, let's Put a pin in that right there.


Duchess

Okay?


John Domingo

I'm a grown ass man.


John Domingo

If I want to use a China app that takes my information and sends it back to China, and I know that it's sending back to China, who the fuck are you to tell me.


Duchess

I can take my information?


John Domingo

Please.


John Domingo

Yeah, what?


John Domingo

You don't think Facebook takes your information?


John Domingo

You don't think Instagram takes your information?


John Domingo

You'll think the government takes your information.


Duchess

You have a smartphone.


John Domingo

They all do.


John Domingo

I know they all do.


John Domingo

So what are we talking?


Duchess

I record your ticky talks on your smartphone.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

So then they say, oh, well, it's Chinese propaganda.


John Domingo

It is.


John Domingo

Well, I don't know.


Duchess

They're not getting a piece of it.


John Domingo

I don't see any.


John Domingo

Listen, I use TikTok.


John Domingo

I use it a lot.


John Domingo

I don't see any Chinese propaganda on there.


John Domingo

They go, well, you know what it does?


John Domingo

It secretly.


John Domingo

It gets the kids and it indoctrinates the kids.


John Domingo

And I'm like, Like school, like school does.


John Domingo

If you're Gonna shut down TikTok for indoctrination of the chip reinforces it.


Duchess

I mean, do you think it doesn't.


John Domingo

Well, they gotta shut down the fucking colleges too, because nobody does it more than the fucking colleges.


Duchess

I just.


Duchess

Okay, they're not gonna shut down schools.


Duchess

But the point is, is do you think that TikTok perhaps can indoctrinate?


John Domingo

It could.


John Domingo

But if that's the case, then shut down the colleges.


Duchess

If you're not doing it.


John Domingo

Yeah, if you're not going to shut down the colleges, then don't give me your bullshit about, oh, it's the app.


Duchess

Because we make more money on the colleges than we do on TikTok.


John Domingo

Well, maybe, I don't know.


John Domingo

But here's the thing.


John Domingo

Here's the other thing about TikTok.


John Domingo

Guess what?


John Domingo

TikTok is not publicly traded.


John Domingo

So there's some people that own TikTok.


John Domingo

And you know what they're making?


John Domingo

Banks.


Duchess

You should say that.


Duchess

What a sparky thing.


John Domingo

Every politician has stock in Facebook.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

TikTok is Facebook's competition.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

If TikTok goes away, Facebook stock goes up.


John Domingo

I don't know, because I don't think so.


John Domingo

Because again, Facebook's for the old.


John Domingo

Facebook isn't giving you anything.


John Domingo

Here's the problem.


John Domingo

Americans can't figure out how to make TikTok.


John Domingo

That's the problem.


John Domingo

Because there's no reason why American company can't go out and make a TikTok.


John Domingo

Oh, why couldn't that make you mean.


Duchess

To recreate the company like TikTok, just like TikTok.


Duchess

I thought you said they didn't know how to make TikToks.


John Domingo

I'm like, well, they.


John Domingo

Of course they know how to make tiktoks.


John Domingo

Anybody knows how to make a TikTok.


John Domingo

So what I'm saying is that why don't American company make a.


John Domingo

Make a.


John Domingo

Make.


John Domingo

Make a.


John Domingo

Make something that's like TikTok or better than TikTok.


John Domingo

You can make something better.


John Domingo

You can.


John Domingo

All right, so now what you want to do is you want to shut it down and all your.


John Domingo

All your excuses are suspect at best.


John Domingo

The whole thing about they're taking our information.


John Domingo

Fuck you.


John Domingo

Everybody takes our information.


John Domingo

The whole thing.


John Domingo

Well, TikTok soft.


Duchess

Bring back vine soft rip vine.


John Domingo

Well, okay, here we go.


John Domingo

That was Vine.


John Domingo

Vine was a six second thing and then TikTok was a.


John Domingo

A minute or 30 seconds.


John Domingo

Then it was a minute, now it's up to 10.


John Domingo

All right, and then the other thing is TikTok.


John Domingo

Whatever you want, TikTok gives you.


John Domingo

We've been through this before.


John Domingo

You want big bouncing breasted women dancing, you can get that.


John Domingo

You want trans women talking about the transition, you can get that.


John Domingo

You want to talk about cooking, Crock pot cooking, you can get that.


John Domingo

Whatever you are interested in, that's what it'll feed you.


John Domingo

So again, here's an app that is giving the customer what they want.


John Domingo

What's the problem?


John Domingo

What is the fucking problem?


John Domingo

Nobody can explain to me how dangerous this app is except it's eaten Facebook and Instagram and YouTube and.


John Domingo

Oh, and YouTube.


John Domingo

Let's talk about YouTube.


Duchess

Concerns about the safety factor of what?


Duchess

What, their kids on it like 10 year olds.


John Domingo

Again, I'm not the kid's parent, all right?


John Domingo

Parent your kids.


John Domingo

I don't need the government to parent.


John Domingo

I don't need the government to parent the children.


John Domingo

Well, the government isn't all right, okay?


John Domingo

I grew up in the 70s and 80s.


John Domingo

We didn't have a cell phone.


John Domingo

We didn't have a fucking answer machine.


John Domingo

You know what we did?


John Domingo

Our parents threw us outside and we weren't allowed in the house until it got dark and it was dinner time.


John Domingo

They didn't know where the fuck we were.


John Domingo

Parents have never been parenting.


John Domingo

From the beginning of time, we could have been out doing whatever.


John Domingo

We could have been in the woods starting fires.


John Domingo

We did.


John Domingo

We could have been throwing rocks at cars.


John Domingo

We did.


John Domingo

We could have been siphoning gas out of cars.


John Domingo

We did.


John Domingo

We could have been all kinds of mischief.


John Domingo

We did.


John Domingo

We could have been taking.


John Domingo

Making ramps with bicycles and.


John Domingo

And jumping them and.


John Domingo

And hurting ourselves.


John Domingo

We did.


John Domingo

We were feral.


John Domingo

Nobody paid attention to what we were doing.


John Domingo

So now there's the Internet.


John Domingo

Kids aren't outside.


John Domingo

They don't play with each other, so they're.


John Domingo

They're on the Internet.


Duchess

What'd your girls do growing up?


Duchess

Did you throw them out of the house and tell them not to go back until it was started?


John Domingo

No.


John Domingo

No, they did exactly what you're.


John Domingo

What I'm talking about.


John Domingo

They grew up watching TV and on AIM and.


John Domingo

And.


John Domingo

And.


John Domingo

And social media.


John Domingo

Right?


John Domingo

We did.


John Domingo

Because you know what?


John Domingo

Parents are working and they're doing things and they.


John Domingo

And they're not.


John Domingo

They're not parenting their children.


John Domingo

They.


John Domingo

The government.


John Domingo

Some are.


John Domingo

Some parents are govern.


John Domingo

You know, parenting their children.


John Domingo

That's a parent's job.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

They go to college.


John Domingo

They spend all this money to.


John Domingo

To go to college, and they get, you know, activated to be a Democratic activist, and that's.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

So Soft says, so Jamingo thinks we should sell kids beer.


John Domingo

See, you're a dick.


John Domingo

All right, I'm going to tell you why you're a dick.


John Domingo

There's laws that says you can't sell kids beer.


John Domingo

There's not a law that says camp kids can't be on the Internet.


John Domingo

This is.


John Domingo

See, that's why you're stupid.


John Domingo

All right?


Duchess

That's why you're have it.


Duchess

Does Tick Tock have a restriction?


John Domingo

No.


Duchess

You have to be whatever age you are.


John Domingo

13.


John Domingo

13.


Duchess

13.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

So above 13.


Duchess

So there's plenty above 13 on.


John Domingo

Okay, don't give me that shit.


John Domingo

First of all, you go to Pornhub, and Pornhub says, are you 18?


John Domingo

And you go, yep.


John Domingo

And then they let you right in.


John Domingo

Do you have to be 18?


John Domingo

Nope.


John Domingo

Do you have to prove you're 18?


John Domingo

Nope.


Duchess

What states is Pornhub now not allowed in?


John Domingo

Beats me.


John Domingo

But it's.


John Domingo

You still get it in Jersey.


Duchess

Oh, ew.


John Domingo

I'm just telling you.


Duchess

Well, I heard in Florida and there's a few other states.


John Domingo

I think Arkansas had a.


John Domingo

I think Jody's state, too.


John Domingo

Yeah, I think Arkansas was an issue or whatever.


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

But again, there's laws.


John Domingo

Well, I guess a kid could drive a car then because it can go on the Internet.


John Domingo

He can get behind the wheel of a car and just drive a car at neh.


John Domingo

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.


Duchess

Okay, you're being extreme.


John Domingo

Am I?


Duchess

A little bit.


Duchess

Well, throwing out the cars and all that.


John Domingo

Well, that's what soft says.


John Domingo

Soft says.


Duchess

So you're selfish and you want TikTok.


Duchess

Okay, well, now it's back.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

You know what?


John Domingo

I don't need the fucking government to tell me what I can do with my time or what fucking apps I can use.


Duchess

Okay?


John Domingo

I don't need them to do.


Duchess

You don't have to.


John Domingo

I'm a grown ass man.


John Domingo

I don't need them to tell me what to do.


John Domingo

Stay the fuck out of it.


John Domingo

How about you do this?


John Domingo

How about you do your job and make it where we can have fucking plastic bags to put groceries in?


John Domingo

I couldn't have a little one?


John Domingo

This is what I have now.


John Domingo

This fucking thing.


John Domingo

Look at the size of it.


John Domingo

That's.


John Domingo

That's what our governor did.


John Domingo

Oh, we're gonna work with the Trump administration on our values, but God, fucking Trump wants to give somebody a plastic bag or a plastic straw, we're gonna fight up to the death.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

It's as ridiculous as this fucking TikTok ban.


John Domingo

I'll tell you another thing, Tim Pool from.


John Domingo

He's all.


John Domingo

He's against it.


John Domingo

You know why?


John Domingo

Because.


John Domingo

Because TikTok thrown him through his.


John Domingo

Throw him off of TikTok for having.


Duchess

He's got no fight in the game.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

So you people that don't like TikTok, you're like, ah, fuck it, who gives a shit?


John Domingo

I'll tell you what, if you wanted an app that I didn't really care about, okay, here's LinkedIn.


John Domingo

Never use LinkedIn.


John Domingo

Don't like LinkedIn.


John Domingo

Hate LinkedIn.


John Domingo

If they took it away from you, I would be on your side and fighting with you so you could get it back.


John Domingo

Why?


John Domingo

Because I live in America and I'm American, that's why.


John Domingo

Not just sit there, let the government.


Duchess

Run all over you.


Duchess

Inalienable right is to have LinkedIn.


John Domingo

Why can't you?


John Domingo

Why can't you?


John Domingo

Here's it.


John Domingo

If you want to tell me how it's dangerous, fine, but it's not.


John Domingo

The people that tell me it's dangerous, don't even fucking use it.


John Domingo

Don't tell me how it's dangerous.


John Domingo

I use it all the time.


Duchess

Oh, it's not dangerous to you, but maybe it's dangerous to somebody else.


Duchess

I don't give a shit about them.


John Domingo

Again, if just me.


John Domingo

Look, if there is content on there that's.


John Domingo

That's not suitable for children, take it off, all right?


John Domingo

There's plenty of things on there.


John Domingo

It's like YouTube.


John Domingo

YouTube.


John Domingo

You can't go in there and say that the.


John Domingo

Oops.


John Domingo

We're on YouTube.


John Domingo

Well, you can't say that thing that they put in your arm, that was supposed to cure a certain thing.


John Domingo

You couldn't say anything about that.


John Domingo

I bet Duchess doesn't have a plastic bag right next to her.


Duchess

I have a reusable bag right next to me back here.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

We had to pay for this, right?


John Domingo

This was.


John Domingo

Got handles and all this other shit.


John Domingo

Now.


John Domingo

Now we got to go to this other thing.


John Domingo

Look.


John Domingo

Yeah, here you go.


John Domingo

Dirk says I don't use it because it's dangerous.


John Domingo

Guess what, Dirk?


John Domingo

No one tells you you have to use it.


John Domingo

I want to use it.


John Domingo

Why can't I use it?


John Domingo

I don't find it dangerous.


John Domingo

You know something?


John Domingo

People are allowed to smoke.


John Domingo

Smoking's dangerous.


John Domingo

Why don't they take away all cigarettes?


John Domingo

Vaping's dangerous.


John Domingo

Why don't they take away all vape?


John Domingo

Might as well say alcohol is dangerous because of the amount of heart disease and liver disease and car crashes.


John Domingo

That's dangerous.


John Domingo

Let's take away that.


John Domingo

Let's take away everything.


John Domingo

Let's make everybody miserable till we take out a fucking gun and start shooting.


Duchess

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

All I want to do is scroll and find crock pot recipes, beagles running rabbits, race cars naked in paper bags, and every once in a while, some jiggly boobs.


John Domingo

That's America.


John Domingo

The fuck?


John Domingo

I don't like it.


John Domingo

You okay?


Duchess

Do you need a cigarette after that?


John Domingo

No.


John Domingo

Because I don't smoke.


John Domingo

But you know what?


John Domingo

I ain't out there.


John Domingo

I can't stand cigarette smoke.


John Domingo

It's disgusting.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

I think it's horrible.


John Domingo

It's a filthy, fucking disgusting habit.


John Domingo

As soon as I smell it, you see them outside of fucking buildings, all smoky.


John Domingo

You got to walk through that shit.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

Never told them to ban cigarettes.


John Domingo

Never did.


John Domingo

Never did.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

You know why?


John Domingo

Because I don't do it.


John Domingo

And they do.


John Domingo

Cocaine's dangerous.


John Domingo

Can you use that?


John Domingo

How dangerous is it?


John Domingo

Is it really that dangerous?


John Domingo

McDonald's is that dangerous.


John Domingo

How dangerous is McDonald's?


John Domingo

Have you seen anybody die of lung cancer from eating a fucking chicken McNugget?


Duchess

No, but those McRibs I hear are pretty bad.


John Domingo

Ken's got a motorcycle.


John Domingo

He's been doing 140 mile an hour.


John Domingo

That's dangerous, too.


John Domingo

You know what?


John Domingo

You have the freedom to kill yourself on a motorcycle by going above the speed limit.


John Domingo

And you know something?


John Domingo

I'll fight for your right to kill yourself.


John Domingo

It's all easy if you don't use it to say, ah, fuck them and that's the problem with America right now.


John Domingo

It's like, oh, I don't use it.


John Domingo

Fuck it, who cares?


John Domingo

But that's not the problem.


John Domingo

The problem is we're Americans and we're supposed to stick up for each other and for everybody's rights.


Duchess

My right to use TikTok.


John Domingo

Right?


John Domingo

I'm gonna fight, God damn it.


John Domingo

For my right to use TikTok.


Duchess

Wow.


Duchess

You ruined my Beastie Boy song.


Duchess

How dare you?


John Domingo

You're welcome now.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

Spent.


John Domingo

I just.


John Domingo

Again, I just don't understand.


John Domingo

So now they're saying, and.


John Domingo

And if China.


John Domingo

If these.


John Domingo

This.


John Domingo

All this information were on Chinese servers, they couldn't do anything.


John Domingo

They couldn't shut it down because they said, we're going to find you.


John Domingo

And the Chinese, The Chinese say, oh, fuck you, American round eye.


John Domingo

Oh, fuck you.


John Domingo

Fuck you and your democracy.


John Domingo

Fuck you on your freedoms.


Duchess

There you go.


Duchess

Well, Ken says, preach, brother.


John Domingo

Yeah, I don't need this shit.


John Domingo

I don't need Biden tell me what to do.


John Domingo

I don't need this Tom Cotton telling me.


John Domingo

And that other asshole, the guy invests $1.1 million in Meta and then decides to write a TikTok band.


John Domingo

You asshole.


John Domingo

Aaron says, I used to smoke two packs a day, drink like a fish.


John Domingo

Morbidly obese.


John Domingo

I should be dead.


John Domingo

Should I?


John Domingo

Should it be legal?


John Domingo

No.


John Domingo

You can smoke, drink, and eat yourself to death.


John Domingo

That's the fucking American way.


John Domingo

It's the American way.


Duchess

America.


John Domingo

America.


John Domingo

Well, all of a sudden we're back in communist China, where everybody started telling you what you can do and how you can do it.


Duchess

That's a stretch, but okay.


John Domingo

Is it?


Duchess

You just said living in.


Duchess

Because you couldn't have Tick tock.


Duchess

TikTok.


Duchess

It's like living in communist China.


John Domingo

Yeah, China.


John Domingo

The government says that I can't have something that for some reason, they can't explain it to me.


Duchess

They can't explain it's not making money on it.


Duchess

That's why.


John Domingo

That's not an excuse.


John Domingo

That's not an excuse.


Duchess

I understand that.


Duchess

I get it.


Duchess

Duh.


Duchess

But that's why the government.


John Domingo

Why.


John Domingo

Why are they supposed to protect its citizens?


John Domingo

All right, TikTok and all the things that are fucking a problem with.


John Domingo

For American citizens.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Like crime and.


John Domingo

And illegal drugs and drugs, all that shit.


John Domingo

All that.


Duchess

But the ticky tocks, that's it.


John Domingo

We're going to get that.


John Domingo

Tick tock.


John Domingo

Way to go, guys.


John Domingo

Start from the bottom up, jerk offs.


Duchess

What would the Jimmy say about TikTok, huh?


John Domingo

What's a TikTok.


Duchess

Hey, Dust, what's the talky tick?


Duchess

I never heard of that.


John Domingo

He'd be walking in here.


John Domingo

How do I do this?


Duchess

With his phone?


John Domingo

Goddamn, Jimmy.


John Domingo

He had me on the phone.


John Domingo

Dirty dick beaters.


John Domingo

Big old dirty dick beaters.


John Domingo

I keep hitting the buck and rock button.


John Domingo

Oh, I'd have him here.


Duchess

Why am I streaming to China?


John Domingo

I got some slant on this thing.


Duchess

Oh, no.


John Domingo

So he calls me today and he's.


John Domingo

He's talking to me.


John Domingo

He's one of those guys.


John Domingo

He's talking while he's doing stuff.


John Domingo

And it annoys me because he does.


John Domingo

You know how I am about audio.


John Domingo

So he's doing stuff and he's talking to me, and it's.


Duchess

You hear, like, in the background noise.


John Domingo

And then he's off.


John Domingo

And he's over here talking about.


John Domingo

And I'm like, get up.


John Domingo

Get on the mic.


John Domingo

I can't.


John Domingo

Why?


John Domingo

So then he goes, all right, I'll let you go.


John Domingo

And then starts into another story.


John Domingo

He was going to let me go five fucking times.


John Domingo

I finally hung up on him.


John Domingo

I was like, gotta go.


John Domingo

Click.


Duchess

And this will happen tomorrow.


John Domingo

What's that?


Duchess

He calls you every day, doesn't he?


John Domingo

Yeah, well, sometimes he called me about the Eagles game.


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

What do you think about that Eagles game?


John Domingo

That kicker?


John Domingo

I think we need a new kicker now.


Duchess

Can't wait to see him when I.


John Domingo

Come out in the NFC Championship game.


John Domingo

We're gonna go get a new kicker.


Duchess

Yeah, right.


Duchess

Right before.


Duchess

Oh.


Duchess

So what do you think?


Duchess

I know.


Duchess

Are we getting into football?


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

I'm done beating up TikTok.


Duchess

All right, because.


Duchess

Oh, here you go.


Duchess

So let.


Duchess

Lisa says him.


Duchess

Him on his next tail for the longest.


John Domingo

The longest time.


John Domingo

Jimmy had a flip phone.


John Domingo

I get one of those goddamn things.


John Domingo

So he had a flip phone forever.


John Domingo

He used to brag about, oh, my flip phone.


John Domingo

My flip phone.


John Domingo

So one day, he's bent over and he's working in a boat, and the bilge is off, all water.


John Domingo

And his fucking flip phone fell out and went into the water.


Duchess

Guess what, buddy, you're upgrading.


John Domingo

And he's laughing.


John Domingo

So then I'm back there, I take a video, and I'm like.


John Domingo

I got the music in the back, you know, like the funeral music.


John Domingo

And then.


John Domingo

And then he went out and got an iPhone.


John Domingo

He's like, these iPhones, they're pretty cool.


John Domingo

Yeah, they're nice.


Duchess

So government can spine me a lot easier with these.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

The phones are made from China.


John Domingo

Your router's made from China.


John Domingo

Your Computer's made from China.


John Domingo

There's Chinese software and everything.


Duchess

China, China, China.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

And TikTok.


John Domingo

Faggots.


Duchess

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

Sorry.


John Domingo

Just telling you.


John Domingo

You know how I say faggots?


John Domingo

That's right.


Duchess

Made Josh happy.


Duchess

I think he likes her.


John Domingo

I love her.


Duchess

I bet you do.


John Domingo

Well, again, there's a woman, she's a cosplayer, plays games, tattooed up.


John Domingo

Politically, we're the furthest from each other.


John Domingo

I would fight for her right to do what she wants to do.


Duchess

So you could be on her onlyfans and pay $10 a month.


John Domingo

She doesn't have an only fans.


Duchess

Watch her wiggle around it.


John Domingo

If she jump up and down, I don't know.


John Domingo

We'll see.


Duchess

Maybe.


John Domingo

Depends.


John Domingo

Maybe not confirming.


John Domingo

Not confirm.


John Domingo

Confirming or denying.


John Domingo

Hey, here we go.


John Domingo

Only fans.


John Domingo

Only Fans.


John Domingo

I'm over 18.


John Domingo

If I want to watch pornography or.


John Domingo

Or see somebody, I can.


John Domingo

Yeah, she is a Steelers fan.


John Domingo

That's right.


John Domingo

She is a Steeler.


Duchess

She is.


John Domingo

She.


John Domingo

Oh, yeah.


Duchess

Now she's like, no, I don't care.


Duchess

I'm not following her.


Duchess

But I'm just saying, I wonder what she had to say after their last.


John Domingo

She wasn't happy.


Duchess

She probably said that a few times.


John Domingo

Yeah, she wasn't happy at all.


John Domingo

She said, you know what?


John Domingo

Yep.


John Domingo

That's what she said.


Duchess

She probably did.


John Domingo

I'm sorry, what were we doing now?


John Domingo

What were we talking about?


Duchess

We were gonna change in the subject to changing the subject Now.


Duchess

I love that.


Duchess

Holy football.


John Domingo

Oh, okay.


Duchess

This weekend was interesting in the way of games.


Duchess

I, I, by the last game, I was like, I don't want to root for anybody anymore because all the teams I rooted for lost.


Duchess

And I was like, I'm the curse.


Duchess

I'm ruining all these teams.


Duchess

It's all my fault.


John Domingo

Oh, wait a minute.


John Domingo

You were Rooting for Buffalo.


John Domingo

Buffalo 1.


Duchess

Well, that was the last.


Duchess

By the last game.


Duchess

That was the last game, I was afraid to root for anybody.


Duchess

By the last game, I was just like, oh, I hope they win.


John Domingo

Well, here's the thing.


Duchess

I didn't want to get too excited.


John Domingo

Because I was like, here's.


John Domingo

This is how I feel about football.


John Domingo

And I might have said this before, and if I did, I apologize.


John Domingo

I'm going to say it again.


John Domingo

There's too many games in the season.


John Domingo

These guys are getting hurt.


John Domingo

They only have a week.


John Domingo

And John, as the new commissioner of the NFL, I have a plan to fix this.


John Domingo

What I'm going to do is I'm going to make it.


John Domingo

I'm going to take it back to the 70s, 80s, and we're going to have an AFC and an NFC and they don't play each other.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

There's no interconference until the super bowl and what happened.


Duchess

I agree with that.


Duchess

I like that.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

All right, so.


John Domingo

All right, so what we're going to do is, since there's 32 teams and you can't watch all the games anyhow, we're going to make the game.


John Domingo

We're going to have 16 games.


John Domingo

All right, 16.


John Domingo

That's it.


John Domingo

And what we're going to do is we're going to put.


John Domingo

The AFC plays one week and then the NFC plays the next week.


John Domingo

So each team gets two weeks off between games.


John Domingo

They get to.


John Domingo

To rehab and get rested, and they get to prepare for these games.


John Domingo

And this solves the TV thing, because.


Duchess

How long will the season go on?


John Domingo

Who cares?


John Domingo

A long fucking time.


Duchess

I don't have a problem with it.


John Domingo

Yeah, I love football, right?


John Domingo

We would.


John Domingo

We would have it.


John Domingo

We would have an AFC team to root for.


John Domingo

We would have an NFC team.


Duchess

Football.


John Domingo

You figure 16 times, it's 32 weeks.


John Domingo

It's over half a year of football.


John Domingo

And then the playoffs.


John Domingo

Playoffs.


John Domingo

Yeah, the playoffs.


John Domingo

And then this way you got NBC.


John Domingo

All these contracts for tv.


John Domingo

They could still go on.


John Domingo

Now, the.


John Domingo

The teams might get mad because they've lost like three games or two.


John Domingo

Let's see, 18.


John Domingo

They would lose.


Duchess

Thank you.


John Domingo

It would lose a game.


John Domingo

They would lose a game in their stadium.


John Domingo

One game, but, you know, they'd have that.


John Domingo

Or.


John Domingo

Here's the other thing.


John Domingo

You want to make it 18 games, fine.


John Domingo

A player can only play in 12 of them.


John Domingo

So you're going to have to pick.


John Domingo

You have to sit your quarterback for four of them, and you have to sit your linemen for four of them.


John Domingo

You can't play them all.


John Domingo

You can't play them all.


John Domingo

18 games.


John Domingo

You can only play them for 12.


John Domingo

And then you got.


John Domingo

So then you got to extend your roster because they're killing these guys.


John Domingo

They're shortening their season and season.


John Domingo

They're shortening their playing time, and they're.


Duchess

Ending it by shoving more games in there, but fucking them up earlier, right?


Duchess

So by the time we get to this.


Duchess

This level of championship games, direct.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

So the reason I say that is because Detroit was amazing this year.


John Domingo

They were a fucking powerhouse.


John Domingo

The defense, the offense was amazing, but they were just decimated with injuries.


John Domingo

Where.


Duchess

Well, the one guy broke his fucking arm on the field.


Duchess

See that?


John Domingo

Ah, so then Washington comes in and don't get me wrong, Washington's playing way over their head.


John Domingo

Their quarterback's amazing because he's young and he hasn't had his dick knocked in the dirt yet.


John Domingo

Jamango Rule.


John Domingo

Give our data to China.


Duchess

Fuck the fuck the NFL.


Duchess

Well, they make too much money.


Duchess

Fucking Roger Goodell is a piece of shit.


John Domingo

That guy makes over $50 million a year.


John Domingo

For what?


John Domingo

For what?


Duchess

Expand the roster.


Duchess

Make a two hand touch field goals over 50 yards are worth 10 points.


Duchess

Kickoff returns worth 20.


Duchess

You know, that's not a bad idea.


Duchess

Give a little more incentive.


John Domingo

Okay, so.


Duchess

And percentage.


Duchess

Percentage.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

So.


John Domingo

And the other thing is, what they should do is if they want to, they'll never do it.


John Domingo

But profit share, like the team's profit share with the.


John Domingo

There's a certain kitty and you get.


John Domingo

Whatever.


John Domingo

What's the nice thing about dating a Vikings fan?


John Domingo

You know, they're not looking for a ring.


Duchess

Hey.


John Domingo

Oh, but so Detroit got decimated from injuries.


John Domingo

And here they had, I mean, they got the number one seed and they got beat by the number seven seed.


John Domingo

So, you know, so now they go to play Philly.


John Domingo

Now here's the other thing.


John Domingo

Our quarterback, we had to play in the snow.


John Domingo

Our quarterback got hurt.


John Domingo

So now he's a statue back there.


John Domingo

And he's little guy.


John Domingo

He can't see over the line.


John Domingo

We've got, he's got a great line.


John Domingo

Yeah, but he can't see over because they're, they're blocking.


John Domingo

He can't see over him.


John Domingo

He can't see the routes developing, unfortunately.


John Domingo

That's like Kyler Murray.


Duchess

I'm just gonna wing it, see if somebody gets it.


John Domingo

Throw it, throw it.


Duchess

Near.


John Domingo

Near.


Duchess

I can hear him.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

So now we get to play because the Detroit lost.


John Domingo

We get to the home field advantage.


John Domingo

We get to play them in Philadelphia.


John Domingo

Plus they played like dog.


John Domingo

Who's that?


John Domingo

Detroit.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

And he says injuries, no excuses.


John Domingo

Well, I don't know.


Duchess

Well, I guess I, I'm.


Duchess

I'm a little more forgiving.


Duchess

But they're not my, they're not my team.


Duchess

But I was, I was truly rooting for him, I really was because it was an exciting season.


Duchess

I think Dan Campbell really, you know, it's.


Duchess

I've seen some people that were really mad about it and they're like, well, Dan Campbell.


Duchess

And I'm like, you know what?


Duchess

He took this team from like four years ago and built them up to what they are.


Duchess

But the problem is now they're going to lose their offensive and defensive coordinators to go on head coaches.


John Domingo

That's the problem.


Duchess

That's a, that's a.


John Domingo

See?


John Domingo

And then you can't tell.


Duchess

They do that during.


Duchess

They shouldn't have an interview during the season.


John Domingo

Well, they just did this.


John Domingo

They just did the same thing to the Eagles offensive coordinator.


John Domingo

They say they might have him go into the Dallas Cowboys.


John Domingo

So.


John Domingo

So the Eagles play the Washington Redskins.


John Domingo

Commanders.


John Domingo

Whatever.


Duchess

Whatever.


Duchess

Yeah, whatever.


John Domingo

And I'll tell you what.


John Domingo

I really don't think they're going to beat them.


John Domingo

I think it's going to be Washington, and I don't think that the Bills.


John Domingo

I don't think that the Chiefs are going to be able to beat the Bills because their offense, defense is amazing.


John Domingo

So I think it's going to be the Buffalo Bills against the Redskins in the, in the Super Bowl.


John Domingo

And it's really weird because if you look at the super bowl logo from the beginning of the season, when they made the super bowl logo, it was red and gold, which is the colors of the Redskins and the, and the.


Duchess

Chiefs and the Niners.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Well, so we'll see.


John Domingo

I'm sad that football's ending.


John Domingo

I'm a big football.


John Domingo

I love football.


Duchess

I know.


Duchess

I'm so bummed, but I don't watch the Pro Bowl.


Duchess

Who gives a shit, right?


Duchess

They don't play.


Duchess

They're like, they just go out there and they're like, why would you touch each other?


Duchess

They, you know, they barely flag it.


Duchess

It's.


Duchess

They don't give a shit.


John Domingo

Now, if John ran the NFL, you'd have another 20 weeks of football because it would only be half over.


John Domingo

The season would only be half over.


Duchess

I like Bud Vugger's idea.


John Domingo

They had an amalgamation of Steelers and Eagles during World War II.


John Domingo

They were called the Steagalls.


Duchess

Look at you saying amalgamation.


Duchess

I'm so proud of you, John.


John Domingo

Every once in a while, I hit one out of the park.


John Domingo

Every once in a while, you get a slow curve and I, I, I lace it out of the stadium.


Duchess

Grand slam.


Duchess

Good job.


Duchess

I was like, oh, is he gonna get that?


Duchess

Not out of meanness, but I'm not gonna lie.


John Domingo

When I saw that word, I was like, here we go.


John Domingo

Here the we go.


Duchess

I was waiting for you to look at Amal and call it Anal Nation or something like that.


Duchess

Well, anyway, so before we switch out of this.


Duchess

So next week I'm going to Florida on Wednesday.


Duchess

So that means on Sunday I'll be watching the games down in Florida, so I'm gonna be losing my mind.


Duchess

So I'm very excited about it, though.


Duchess

It's gonna Be.


Duchess

It's gonna be a good game.


John Domingo

And then next Thursday, we're going to be doing a show with Aaron from I Had to say It.


John Domingo

So buckle up for that.


John Domingo

Because I don't.


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

We've never.


John Domingo

We've never podcast with, done a show together before.


John Domingo

So this should be interesting because we're both high strung and have very strong opinions.


Duchess

Waiting for flames.


Duchess

I'm just gonna hear an explosion in Florida.


Duchess

It'll be like, well, one of us.


John Domingo

Might kick over and have a heart attack.


Duchess

Well, you may want to message each other before and be like, hey, what do you want to talk about?


John Domingo

Oh, of course.


Duchess

So before the show, Jason says, I'm tuning in for that.


John Domingo

Before the show, Duchess's.


John Domingo

We're talking about things and something's coming up later.


John Domingo

And she's like, we're not touches.


John Domingo

Says, I don't want this played on the show.


John Domingo

And then when I played it, I'm like, we're playing.


John Domingo

We're playing this.


John Domingo

And she says, well, you know, I'm.


Duchess

Like, I just wanted to see your.


John Domingo

She's like, I don't want to be mean.


John Domingo

I'm like, do you know what this fucking show is, number one?


John Domingo

First of all, you should know how to produce a show.


John Domingo

You should say, oh, my God, I got this thing.


John Domingo

So, I mean, I gotta fight her all the time to produce the show.


John Domingo

She's like, oh, I don't want to do that.


John Domingo

I'm like, I don't care.


Duchess

This is what.


Duchess

We hardly handicap you on things.


Duchess

There's a couple topics I'm not keen on, and you know it.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

Consistently throw them in the board anyway.


John Domingo

You mean like this?


Duchess

Yes.


Speaker F

Who is this knit with?


Speaker F

Your old pal Eric Zane.


John Domingo

Well, apparently, and I'll say this back to it, last week in the chat, because I don't have the chat up, apparently Eric joined the chat and I didn't know that.


John Domingo

Now, I have mixed feelings about that because, number one, I didn't know he was in the chat because if I knew he was in a chat, I immediately would have switched the guns and I would have went after him.


John Domingo

But I didn't know he was in the chat.


John Domingo

So the show went on.


John Domingo

And then when I found out afterwards, well, apparently Old Easy's running low on material.


John Domingo

So he's talking about on his show.


John Domingo

Now, the one thing about Eric is, man, he's getting old quick.


John Domingo

Like, he is aging.


John Domingo

You know, I.


John Domingo

I was shocked when I saw him.


John Domingo

Like, his eyes are sunken and they got, like, bags under Him.


John Domingo

He doesn't look well.


John Domingo

So here he's talking about us.


Eric Zane

Eric Zane live.


John Domingo

Why is this so low?


John Domingo

Hold on a second, let me make sure I have my.


John Domingo

Oh, that's why.


John Domingo

Here we go.


John Domingo

I got to get every word of this.


Eric Zane

And you can get the show live as it happens Monday through Friday.


John Domingo

Look at the space, the pauses that.


Eric Zane

He has right now on the Twitch stream.


John Domingo

I gotta block somebody.


Eric Zane

There appears to be somebody who needs to be blocked.


Eric Zane

I don't know what this is.


Eric Zane

One of those bots.


John Domingo

Oh, it's.


John Domingo

I'm sure it's a bot.


John Domingo

I'm sure it's not somebody that said something about you that are taking over the world, I guess.


Duchess

Jody says that man looks tired of life.


Eric Zane

I bombed the Boomer Bunker show yesterday.


Eric Zane

I was actually sitting at the scorers table during the basketball game and I got a notification on Twitch and said, hey, you might like this show.


Eric Zane

The Boomer Bunker is live now.


John Domingo

You know why you got that?


John Domingo

Because we're not cunts and we don't block you.


John Domingo

Eric, you're welcome in the chat at any time.


John Domingo

You're welcome on this show.


John Domingo

I'll bring you on this show.


Duchess

No, you're not.


Duchess

No, you're not.


John Domingo

You are.


Duchess

Well then you can talk to him yourself.


John Domingo

That's fine.


John Domingo

I could do that.


John Domingo

I don't have a problem with that whatsoever.


John Domingo

I will do that.


John Domingo

But you're allowed in the chat.


John Domingo

I don't block you.


John Domingo

You're not blocked from our Twitter.


John Domingo

You're not blocked from anything.


John Domingo

We on the other hand, are blocked from everything.


John Domingo

Why?


John Domingo

Because you're a pussy.


John Domingo

You're just a flat out pussy and you can't handle any kind of controversy because you got nothing to come back with.


John Domingo

So you come in and you make a.


John Domingo

Oh, I bombed them.


John Domingo

Oh, I bombed the show.


Duchess

I made fat jokes.


Duchess

I'm so funny.


Duchess

Literally for the past 30 years.


John Domingo

Right, so.


John Domingo

So he's got 293 views now, but when he goes live he's got like 20, 25, maybe 25 views.


Eric Zane

Yeah, and I went ahead and pushed the button and there they are, those two piles of flesh.


John Domingo

That's what we are, piles of flesh.


Eric Zane

Gorgeous Kate and John Domingo.


Eric Zane

And they look, they've gotten to be so large that they just look like heads on the shit emoji.


Eric Zane

That's what they actually look like.


Duchess

Wow, thanks.


John Domingo

First of all, that's a lie.


John Domingo

I mean, if you're going to come on here, at least tell the truth.


John Domingo

But I know you need to feed your Check.


John Domingo

Because you've got nothing else.


John Domingo

You have no material.


John Domingo

Like, every day I download your show to see what you're talking about, and now I just.


John Domingo

I'm look.


John Domingo

I look at the topics.


John Domingo

Nope, nope.


John Domingo

Don't give a.


John Domingo

Nope, nope.


John Domingo

Boring.


John Domingo

Nope.


John Domingo

No, no.


John Domingo

If you had something entertaining, I would listen.


John Domingo

You don't like.


John Domingo

When I.


John Domingo

When I see something that I think you might like, you're going to talk about that I would find entertaining and want to hear your opinion on.


John Domingo

You know, I listen.


John Domingo

Not much lately, but okay.


John Domingo

And they're just like, he's making big.


John Domingo

He's making.


Eric Zane

Hear what they're saying.


John Domingo

He can't hear us, you know, and.


Duchess

Was he making a face?


Duchess

He didn't look much different.


Eric Zane

There's 11 people watching.


John Domingo

All right, right now we have 28.


John Domingo

We have 28 people in here now.


John Domingo

And I think we had 28 people in here.


Duchess

Appreciate every one of you.


Duchess

Thank you.


John Domingo

Right, Absolutely.


John Domingo

But.


Duchess

And over in Rumble, So.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

We don't know what Rumble numbers are.


Duchess

But anyhow, no idea.


Eric Zane

Which is where the direction of my show is going.


John Domingo

Yeah, that's right.


John Domingo

Your show's coming down.


John Domingo

We're going up slowly, but we're going up.


Eric Zane

And I.


Eric Zane

I commented.


John Domingo

Can he locked up.


John Domingo

You see that?


John Domingo

I commented.


Duchess

I don't remember what I said because I'm old.


Duchess

Yeah.


Eric Zane

And I try to guess the weight of you two combined.


John Domingo

Really?


John Domingo

You know something?


John Domingo

I've seen your audience.


John Domingo

I'll tell you what we weigh.


John Domingo

We weigh about a Kenny and a half.


Duchess

Oh, stop.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

I'm sorry.


John Domingo

We weigh three quarters of an Amanda.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

That's what we weigh.


John Domingo

Oh, just saying.


John Domingo

And you.


John Domingo

I mean, you're like a little tiny guy.


John Domingo

Like, you could be put on a wedding cake.


John Domingo

Just a little dude.


Eric Zane

Somebody I don't know said, easy.


Eric Zane

Yeah, do it.


Eric Zane

And So I put 757.


Duchess

Oh, he's close.


Eric Zane

I don't know if they acknowledged my presence.


John Domingo

We.


John Domingo

We didn't.


John Domingo

I didn't know you were in the chat, which is.


Duchess

We don't care.


John Domingo

Kate.


John Domingo

Kate is very.


John Domingo

She's very authoritarian when it comes to the chat.


John Domingo

There's certain people that don't get any airtime on the chat, which is.


John Domingo

That's.


John Domingo

You know what?


John Domingo

Kate's in charge.


John Domingo

Charge of the chat.


John Domingo

That's fine.


Eric Zane

Probably did not.


Eric Zane

Then I said, kate, more for entertainment.


Eric Zane

Grab your webcam, run to the fridge and eat the fridge.


John Domingo

Boy.


John Domingo

I tell you, the comedic stylings of one of her.


John Domingo

Did he actually type that in there?


John Domingo

Did he did take that.


John Domingo

I didn't see that one.


John Domingo

Yeah, he's a.


John Domingo

He's a genius.


John Domingo

Just a comedian.


John Domingo

The wit just jumps out, the comedic genius.


Duchess

And he's crack grown ass man.


Duchess

And literally all he's got are fat jokes.


John Domingo

Fat jokes.


John Domingo

That's all he's got.


Duchess

Good job, buddy.


John Domingo

Meanwhile, keep it up though.


John Domingo

Meanwhile he's got a segment segment on his show the Fat A thon where all his audience is trying to lose weight.


Duchess

Here you go.


Duchess

Hang on.


Duchess

Bud Voger says, I keep thinking John's pausing the video, but it's just Zane.


John Domingo

Trying to think of something clever, right?


Duchess

And I'd look that old too, if I was married.


Duchess

And washing her brother's eyes.


Eric Zane

So I got out of it, resumed doing my job at the game.


Duchess

One of many.


Eric Zane

Then I went back 30 seconds later because I can't help it.


Eric Zane

And I typed, you should talk about how boring Dean lost his horse jacker job because his sister, his own sister, fired him.


John Domingo

Okay, let's talk about that for a second.


John Domingo

So Dean's got a better job now.


John Domingo

The best thing ever happened to him was, you know, he actually didn't have to work for his sister and he went out and got a job that he fucking loves now.


John Domingo

He loves it.


John Domingo

So best thing ever happened to him.


John Domingo

He went from horsejacker to his new job.


Duchess

Jason says his voice lol.


John Domingo

Jason.


Duchess

Oh, it's awful.


John Domingo

Yeah, hang on, Jason, hang on.


Duchess

You gotta hang around.


John Domingo

Jason, hang around.


John Domingo

Jason, we gotta talk.


John Domingo

Please hang around.


John Domingo

I'll get through this real quick.


Eric Zane

I'll let that one settle in hopefully.


John Domingo

Again, our chat did what they did best.


John Domingo

Attack him with way funnier jokes than he has.


John Domingo

Right?


John Domingo

I didn't see it until afterwards.


Eric Zane

That fucking monster Boring Dean saw it and then that was it.


John Domingo

I was.


John Domingo

No, no, that wasn't it.


John Domingo

Dean said, hey, how's your mom?


John Domingo

Still dead.


Duchess

No, no, it wasn't Dean.


John Domingo

Wasn't Dean.


Duchess

Budwugger said that.


John Domingo

Budwugger said, hey, how's your mom?


Duchess

How's your mom?


John Domingo

Still dead.


Duchess

She hanging in there?


John Domingo

No, she's deceased.


John Domingo

Out.


Eric Zane

Chris says Jamingo looks bigger than I have ever seen him.


Eric Zane

And he claims he's lost £100 on Ozempic.


Duchess

Yeah, Chris shouldn't be throwing rocks.


Eric Zane

Probably starting out hundreds more.


Duchess

I've seen Chris.


Duchess

I mean, he might be good to bend down, pick up a few other ones.


Eric Zane

He's losing weight himself.


Eric Zane

He says, imagine having that much weight to lose and not having the willpower to do it without drugs.


John Domingo

Yeah, listen, I.


John Domingo

I don't give a what Jeremy says since you're a big fat load and probably can't afford the drugs, go yourself.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

I'm going to take whatever I need to take to.


John Domingo

To lose the weight.


John Domingo

I don't give a what you say.


John Domingo

Look, Eric's trying to.


John Domingo

See.


John Domingo

This is how Eric just shits.


John Domingo

Look at that face.


John Domingo

Yeah, I don't.


Eric Zane

I don't know about that.


Eric Zane

Jeremy, when you're that big, I mean, he's £1,000.


Eric Zane

It's not going to matter.


Eric Zane

I mean, he can lose 700 and he'd still be way more than you.


John Domingo

Okay?


Eric Zane

He's that big.


Eric Zane

He's a recluse.


Eric Zane

He can't even get away from that computer.


Eric Zane

You know, he's like, that's not a bad.


John Domingo

You know what?


John Domingo

That's a fair statement.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

I'll give him that one, Cartman.


Eric Zane

When he got fucking fat.


Eric Zane

Yeah.


Eric Zane

You don't wanna.


John Domingo

I don't.


Eric Zane

I don't fault anybody for taking any medicine that makes them lose weight.


Eric Zane

I really don't.


Eric Zane

Especially the ultra huge.


John Domingo

Sir.


John Domingo

He does the ultra huge, okay?


Eric Zane

Like Amanda here.


Eric Zane

She says, jeremy, I'm looking for some help like that right now.


Eric Zane

I don't wanna be the guy to say that people who use Ozempic are cheating or.


Eric Zane

I mean, it's fucking great.


John Domingo

Now, if you're looking at the chat, they're saying you still have to do the work.


John Domingo

And that's correct.


John Domingo

You just can't not.


John Domingo

That's not a magic medicine, just makes you lose weight.


John Domingo

You still have to exercise.


John Domingo

You still can't eat everything.


John Domingo

It just does certain things.


John Domingo

And again, the medication that I take isn't just for losing weight.


John Domingo

It's for.


John Domingo

You know, it's for type 2 diabetes, which is probably why.


John Domingo

Because I'm overweight and it's working.


John Domingo

So I don't know what to tell you.


Eric Zane

I absolutely think you should do that.


Eric Zane

If you have the means to get your hands on that and it doesn't break the bank, you know, it doesn't matter.


Eric Zane

I don't give a shit if it's black magic.


Eric Zane

Like if Jamingo goes to Haiti and gets some voodoo done to make him lose weight and it works, good.


John Domingo

I would go to Haiti.


John Domingo

I would try.


John Domingo

I would.


John Domingo

I would fly to Haiti.


John Domingo

Depends on what the.


John Domingo

What the magic is, you know, I gotta.


John Domingo

I'd have to.


John Domingo

Again, you have to figure out what it is.


John Domingo

I don't need some gay voodoo doctor sticking pins in me, if you know what I mean.


Eric Zane

That's good.


Eric Zane

Now he's not.


Eric Zane

And he's gonna die, and I'm not gonna care.


John Domingo

Oh, Eric, we're all gonna die.


John Domingo

You're gonna die.


John Domingo

I'm not gonna.


Duchess

Better chance.


Duchess

You only got one fucking kidney, loser.


Duchess

So whatever.


John Domingo

That's.


Eric Zane

What's.


Duchess

Don't get all jaundiced and yellowy.


Duchess

Oh, wait, that's your liver.


Duchess

Oh, well, whatever.


John Domingo

Right?


John Domingo

Remember, he was a raging alcoholic.


John Domingo

I'm sorry.


John Domingo

Still is.


John Domingo

Still is a raging alcoholic.


Duchess

No, I think to his credit and I.


Duchess

Trust me, I don't give many.


Duchess

I don't believe he's drinking again.


Duchess

So from what I understand, it's been a while, so.


John Domingo

Yeah, so I'll give him that.


Duchess

And that's all the.


Duchess

I'll give him.


John Domingo

Yeah, come on back anytime.


Duchess

I am truly bored with this segment.


John Domingo

I know.


John Domingo

Me too.


Duchess

I'm truly bored.


Duchess

He's boring.


Duchess

He can't get a sentence out, and everything has to be bounced off his chat.


Duchess

You can't even get the sound.


Duchess

He has no topics prepared, which is why he did this.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

So if that.


Duchess

Glad to give you 15 minutes of content.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

Glad we could help, Eric.


Duchess

Oh, so fucking boring.


John Domingo

All right, you know what?


John Domingo

It's time for Believe.


Duchess

I thought that guy was entertaining.


Duchess

Holy.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

I'm sorry.


Duchess

What?


John Domingo

Want to do some podcast shout outs?


John Domingo

Can't wait.


Duchess

Was there any.


Duchess

All right, let me get the.


Duchess

Since we're swinging right into it and I was not.


John Domingo

That's fine.


John Domingo

I.


John Domingo

I totally understand.


Duchess

Are you gonna yell at me about it?


John Domingo

Of course not.


John Domingo

My new leaf is not to yell at Duchess.


John Domingo

She gets very, very agitated when I.


John Domingo

When I.


John Domingo

When I tease her.


Duchess

No, no, that was.


Duchess

It wasn't a tease.


John Domingo

I don't want to do that.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Now, you spent 10 minutes on Eric Zane, so he got a hell of a shout out.


Duchess

Okay.


Duchess

The Weathered View with Bruce, Jason and Ken.


Duchess

Stop putting my name on.


John Domingo

And Duchess.


John Domingo

You're there every day on the show.


John Domingo

Every day.


Duchess

No, not every day.


John Domingo

Four.


John Domingo

Four days out of five.


Duchess

Three out of five.


John Domingo

Oh, boy.


Duchess

They're there every day.


John Domingo

Yeah, almost every day.


John Domingo

The other guys aren't there every day either.


Duchess

Yeah, they are.


Duchess

Okay, maybe not Jason so much, but he's still his show.


Duchess

He's part of that.


Duchess

That's the group.


John Domingo

Anyway, nine times out of ten, you'll hear Duchess on that show.


John Domingo

Another guy that's in there in the weather view is Aaron.


John Domingo

Had to say it with Aaron.


Duchess

Yes.


Duchess

Who will be guest hosting with you this week.


Duchess

Not good.


Duchess

On the.


John Domingo

We have to get together and off to get together and do some testing.


John Domingo

Technology testing with him.


John Domingo

So make sure everything works okay.


Duchess

Wheelbarrow full of dicks with Mike Travis and drunk.


John Domingo

Yep.


John Domingo

He just got new equipment.


John Domingo

I'm excited to see what.


John Domingo

He just got a new mixer.


John Domingo

Really nice.


John Domingo

So we'll see what's going on with that Am I canceled podcast with Edward and Katie Google.


John Domingo

I love.


Duchess

That's her name now.


Duchess

It's Katie.


John Domingo

Katie Google and Katie.


John Domingo

Katie got a mic and she didn't like it.


John Domingo

It didn't sound so well.


John Domingo

So I was chatting with her and I gave her a link to get the same mic that you have and the same.


John Domingo

That same setup right there.


Duchess

Nice.


John Domingo

So hopefully.


Duchess

I can't wait to hear her next.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

Okay.


Duchess

Shitty song of the week with Red.


John Domingo

And Jody this week.


John Domingo

We're on it this Monday.


Duchess

Coming next week.


John Domingo

Next week.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

One.


Duchess

A new one just came out, so it should be next week.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

Next week.


John Domingo

Just double check.


Duchess

Jody says, best episode of Am I canceled ever.


Duchess

That was fun last week.


John Domingo

Was.


John Domingo

It was.


John Domingo

It was hysterical.


Duchess

Thank you, Bruce.


John Domingo

See, she.


John Domingo

She gets.


John Domingo

She gets all.


John Domingo

I don't know, Whatever it is.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

The TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam now.


John Domingo

I can't believe they haven't said anything about you reading those stories.


Duchess

I don't think they.


Duchess

I don't think.


Duchess

I didn't send it to them.


John Domingo

Hey, listen, you guys got to go back and listen to Duchess reading some stories.


Duchess

I'll make them go back.


John Domingo

Adult stories.


John Domingo

But the Duchess today sends me a.


John Domingo

The last podcast that they did, they figured out how to use Streamyard and they had a guest.


John Domingo

And the one thing about the TNA podcast, TNA tits.


John Domingo

And as is, they love the ladies.


Duchess

They talk to some spicy ladies.


John Domingo

They do talk to some spicy ladies.


Duchess

Yes.


John Domingo

And here was their guest.


John Domingo

And for those who can.


Duchess

Who can't see.


John Domingo

Can't see.


Duchess

She's very voluptuous.


John Domingo

Big tits.


Duchess

She's a big girl.


Duchess

Her name is Vividly Vixen.


Duchess

She's not a big girl.


Duchess

Her breasts are breast.


John Domingo

Yeah, she's big.


John Domingo

Big breasts.


John Domingo

Big, big, large breasted woman.


Duchess

Yeah, yeah, They're.


Duchess

They're.


Duchess

And they're noticeable.


John Domingo

So the Duchess says, I want you to listen to her talk.


John Domingo

So I said, okay.


John Domingo

So this is what I did.


John Domingo

I hit the button to hear her talk.


John Domingo

All right, we are here.


John Domingo

We are with the Vividly Vixen.


John Domingo

How are you, my dear?


Duchess

I'm awesome.


John Domingo

How are you?


John Domingo

We.


John Domingo

We went through a lot of struggles to get here, but we are here.


John Domingo

And everybody, if this is done right.


John Domingo

And I didn't screw.


John Domingo

Screw up something else I'm gonna say.


John Domingo

Who.


John Domingo

Who's.


Duchess

Who's the.


Eric Zane

Thanks for this working now.


John Domingo

Oh, God.


John Domingo

You're going back to that?


John Domingo

Yes.


Donald Trump

Okay.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

Quick story.


John Domingo

Every chance I get.


John Domingo

I can't do.


John Domingo

He is I.


John Domingo

I play.


John Domingo

I want to get the hurt.


John Domingo

Referred to as the vividly vixen.


John Domingo

You are.


John Domingo

You are definitely social media famous.


John Domingo

I basically.


John Domingo

I don't know how.


John Domingo

What kind of algorithm I have said on our account that you just spontaneously popped up on our.


John Domingo

And I'm like.


John Domingo

I'm like, sam, what do you think?


John Domingo

You think we can ask her?


John Domingo

Sure.


John Domingo

Good.


John Domingo

Spontaneously popped up when I checked you out.


John Domingo

We got.


John Domingo

We've got your stat at 4:34.


John Domingo

G.


John Domingo

G.


John Domingo

Wow.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

G Them big mamas.


Duchess

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

G.


John Domingo

Damn.


John Domingo

Some big titties.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

That stands for good.


John Domingo

Thanks.


John Domingo

Thanks for that.


John Domingo

Everybody's seeing that.


John Domingo

That's awesome.


Duchess

They're like, I can hide my hands under them.


John Domingo

I mean, holy cow.


Duchess

Sparky says, golly gee, I almost want him to say it.


Duchess

Like, Gomer Pyle.


Duchess

A golly.


Duchess

Oh, no.


John Domingo

But my thing was I.


John Domingo

I couldn't get over the deep, dark voice of her.


John Domingo

I was like, holy cow.


Duchess

Listen to that.


John Domingo

Her voice is like a.


John Domingo

Like a man.


John Domingo

She's got that's.


John Domingo

Listen.


John Domingo

That's.


John Domingo

The only thing manly about her is her voice.


John Domingo

Damn.


John Domingo

See?


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Sam can't see this.


John Domingo

I'm jealous of those hands.


John Domingo

I appreciate you.


John Domingo

She sounds like she smokes two packs a day.


John Domingo

Maybe I'm trying to get to where she's talking.


John Domingo

These guys never shut the up.


Duchess

Like the.


Duchess

Everything's gray.


Duchess

Like, you get maybe one month of sunshine and decent weather, and in that time frame, I.


John Domingo

You know what it is?


John Domingo

Do you ever listen to.


John Domingo

Would you ever watch the Little Rascals and they had Froggy from the Little Rascals.


John Domingo

Doesn't she have the froggy voice for Little Rascals?


John Domingo

A little.


Duchess

It's a little frog.


John Domingo

Yeah, it's a little froggy.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Jason says, tiggle, tiggle, bitty.


Duchess

Sparky agrees.


Duchess

Yay, froggy.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

It's when Miley Cyrus was.


Duchess

Was sounded really froggy at one point.


Duchess

That's what she sounds like.


Duchess

But it was.


Duchess

Sorry, Jason.


Duchess

Back down in Florida.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

So anyhow, I just wanted to.


John Domingo

When Duchess says you got to hear her voice and when I heard it, I did.


John Domingo

When I first heard.


John Domingo

I went.


John Domingo

I was like, holy cow.


Duchess

It was such a physical reaction.


Duchess

It was so.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

And then she says oh, we can't play this.


John Domingo

I said can't play.


John Domingo

I'm fucking playing this.


John Domingo

I'm just saying that she's got a froggy voice.


John Domingo

Like, in other words, you see that woman and when she starts talking, you're like, whoa.


Duchess

It was.


John Domingo

Anyhow, if you want.


Duchess

Oh, no, Dirk.


Duchess

Okay.


Duchess

Oh, Dirk says this.


John Domingo

The voice is ruined.


John Domingo

Throat goat.


John Domingo

Oh.


Duchess

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

Does that happen?


John Domingo

I don't know.


Duchess

I don't know.


Duchess

Listen, I don't want to know.


Duchess

I'm good.


John Domingo

Just go to the TNA podcast.


John Domingo

Hold on.


Duchess

The link is.


Duchess

Should be.


John Domingo

Well, I know the link.


Duchess

Show notes.


Duchess

Correct.


John Domingo

Well, I know the link to the.


John Domingo

I can put the link to the YouTube.


Duchess

The.


Duchess

The.


Duchess

The letter T, the ampersand, the letter A podcast.


John Domingo

There you go.


John Domingo

That if I just put it in a chat.


John Domingo

So you can go check the YouTube.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

The YouTube that.


John Domingo

To that episode is in the chat.


Duchess

Yes, yes.


Duchess

So anyhow, on all the podcast players.


John Domingo

So find them and.


Duchess

But yeah, she.


Duchess

And I felt bad because.


Duchess

Well, I.


Duchess

She talks about a lot of things that.


Duchess

That were not something.


Duchess

Things that I normally.


Duchess

None of the things I do.


Duchess

So it was very interesting and very eye opening.


Duchess

Just.


Duchess

Just the eyes were really bad.


Duchess

I could not.


Duchess

I had a real hard time getting past the voice because it was just so.


Duchess

So gravelly.


Duchess

But I knew when I gave it to John, it's his reaction.


Duchess

He threw himself back in his chair and he's like.


Duchess

He just had this look of again.


Duchess

Here we go.


John Domingo

I'm just.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Whoops.


John Domingo

Sorry, Duchess.


John Domingo

I did that.


John Domingo

Okay, you do it.


Duchess

Who's in charge of the chat?


John Domingo

You are.


Duchess

Thank you.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

She's a delight.


John Domingo

She wanted to do a video in addition to audio because her words.


John Domingo

I sound like a man, but she sure, sure.


John Domingo

All women.


John Domingo

Yes, yes, I'm sure she is.


John Domingo

I'm sure she's well clear.


John Domingo

It was just a shock, dude.


Duchess

It doesn't match.


Duchess

They're too.


John Domingo

Can't say that.


John Domingo

When she first talked to you, you first heard it.


John Domingo

You didn't reel back.


John Domingo

I can't.


John Domingo

You can't say that.


John Domingo

I mean, it's just.


John Domingo

It's amazing.


Duchess

Dean's offering his advice.


John Domingo

Yeah, he'll give something.


John Domingo

He'll give her something to change her voice.


John Domingo

I'm sure it's anal.


John Domingo

Jesus Christ, Dean.


John Domingo

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

But anyhow, go check those guys out.


John Domingo

And now that they got.


John Domingo

Now that they got Stream yard.


John Domingo

The Duchess.


John Domingo

The Duchess can go on there.


John Domingo

I'm sure they'll have the Duchess on.


John Domingo

They love the Duchess over there.


John Domingo

What?


Duchess

Maybe the both of us.


John Domingo

They don't want me.


John Domingo

They don't listen.


John Domingo

They don't need an old crabby fat guy.


Duchess

I'm old crabby old lady here.


John Domingo

You got a certain charm about you that.


John Domingo

That.


John Domingo

That all the men love.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

And I can understand why.


John Domingo

Jody says, I had a couple sex gals on early.


John Domingo

Realize that they're usually pretty boring for a podcast.


John Domingo

Nobody wants to hear them a.


John Domingo

Well, I don't know.


John Domingo

Let's check it out.


Duchess

I'm sure they're fine.


John Domingo

All right, moving on.


John Domingo

Shooting the shiznit with BT He's a riot.


Duchess

He's too funny.


Duchess

The Bromigos podcast with Matt Mish in Panama Red.


John Domingo

There we go.


Duchess

Jody says she just needs a lozenge.


John Domingo

I know.


Duchess

And Jason says, of course we will.


John Domingo

Of course I know they'll have the duchess on.


John Domingo

Just take the compliment, will you?


John Domingo

I shake my head.


John Domingo

With Lisa and Sam, their podcast, they're.


John Domingo

They're going away.


John Domingo

So the right.


John Domingo

Matter of fact, right now they are recording as we speak.


John Domingo

But they don't do the live show, so I fit right in.


John Domingo

I'd fit right in them big old titties, I'll tell you that.


John Domingo

You know what I just can't do?


John Domingo

I can't do.


John Domingo

Dirty old man.


John Domingo

It just doesn't.


Duchess

You are a dirty old man.


John Domingo

It just makes me.


Duchess

You're the only fans.


Duchess

Dirty old man.


Duchess

You talk about it all the time.


John Domingo

That's.


John Domingo

Hey, now that is show prep.


Duchess

Show prep.


John Domingo

It is show prep.


John Domingo

You know, I know you know, studying I.


John Domingo

For me, it's.


John Domingo

It is show prep.


John Domingo

So I can talk about what's going on.


John Domingo

I gotta.


Duchess

You don't need to defend yourself.


John Domingo

Apparently I do.


John Domingo

I got.


John Domingo

I got.


John Domingo

Still as a pervert.


Duchess

I'm not looking on.


Duchess

Only fans.


Duchess

But I'm glad you are.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Look, someone around here's got to do it.


Duchess

I will be.


Duchess

Volunteers.


Duchess

Tribute.


John Domingo

Volunteers.


John Domingo

Tribute.


Duchess

Thank you, Katniss.


Duchess

That's.


Duchess

Well, that looked bad.


John Domingo

Katniss.


Duchess

The fine wining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.


Duchess

This was.


Duchess

I listened to the last episode.


Duchess

They finally put one out.


Duchess

And Senor Cheese, this is his last episode.


Duchess

So I don't know if they're auditioning for.


Duchess

For a third mic or just the looking for guests or whatever, so.


John Domingo

But apparently I got a.


John Domingo

I got my comeuppance, which I should.


John Domingo

I should.


John Domingo

I should.


John Domingo

Definitely should.


Duchess

This is the episode you forgot to go on.


John Domingo

That's right.


Duchess

So they didn't slam it too bad, but they.


Duchess

They zing.


John Domingo

Hey, look, I Deserve it.


John Domingo

So anything they said is true.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

Jason says, research, baby.


Duchess

Yeah, all the research, in other words.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

If there's some.


John Domingo

We do a story about a mom that got thrown out of a school.


John Domingo

Her kids got thrown out of a school.


John Domingo

Private school.


John Domingo

And the reason was because she had only fans on the back of her minivan window with her name on it.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

And they.


John Domingo

And it.


John Domingo

Well, first it was a small one, and they said, yeah, to get rid of it.


John Domingo

And she scraped that off and she double down.


John Domingo

She put one across the whole window.


John Domingo

So they threw her off of it.


John Domingo

So I'm like, well, okay.


Duchess

She made a fuss, which helped advertise her only fans.


John Domingo

So I have to double check what her only fans was like.


John Domingo

And then she had these, like.


John Domingo

She had these like crystal blue eyes, you know?


John Domingo

Do you ever see those eyes?


John Domingo

They look like bunny eyes or like they're really, really blue.


John Domingo

So I had to go check it out.


Duchess

Because you were looking at her eyes at times.


John Domingo

I was.


Duchess

When you looked up and realized she had some.


Duchess

Yeah, at first.


John Domingo

Go for the eye, you go for the eyes, stay for the tits.


John Domingo

What do you want from me?


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

There's only fans.


John Domingo

That's what they're doing.


John Domingo

So.


John Domingo

So I checked it out.


John Domingo

Then there was a time where there was a woman and her husband, it was Mr.


John Domingo

Poindexter, and they were doing stuff on OnlyFans.


John Domingo

And then they found out about her doing that and they fired her from her job.


John Domingo

And then when I found out that she was making like $100,000 a month or something like that, you know, went and checked that out, which was okay.


John Domingo

But I mean, again, you just go, if they're going to put that out there some, you know, you go take a look at it.


John Domingo

I'm not on there.


John Domingo

You know, I go in.


John Domingo

It's like, I remember what I said.


John Domingo

$10.


John Domingo

It's $10.


Duchess

That's a lot.


John Domingo

And then you.


John Domingo

Well, again, if you were in a bar somewhere and a girl says, hey, I'll take you out back behind the dumpster.


John Domingo

Give me $10, I'll show you my tits.


John Domingo

I'm going in my pocket.


John Domingo

I'm getting $10 out.


John Domingo

It's $5 a boob in this economy.


John Domingo

It's.


John Domingo

It's, it's good.


Duchess

Deal.


John Domingo

I tell you, it's a deal.


John Domingo

What do you want from.


Duchess

See what Aaron said?


John Domingo

Big, pretty eyes.


John Domingo

Yes, she did.


John Domingo

Very nice.


Duchess

She literally have no head.


Duchess

I'm sure John would notice in a few minutes.


John Domingo

Jason says Women always say that.


John Domingo

Men always look at their boobs.


John Domingo

It's not our fault that their heart is right behind their boobs.


John Domingo

We're admiring their heart.


Duchess

Oh, you're so romantic.


Duchess

You should give that to your wife for Valentine's Day.


Duchess

Make her that sticker for her car.


John Domingo

Speaking of that, at the.


John Domingo

Today at the confirmation.


John Domingo

What is it?


John Domingo

What was that called?


John Domingo

Today with Trump Did Inauguration.


John Domingo

Inauguration inaugurate.


John Domingo

Give me $10, I'll show you my tits.


John Domingo

What's wrong with that?


John Domingo

That's 1 minute and 49 seconds.


Duchess

1 hour.


John Domingo

1 hour, 49 minutes and 56 seconds.


John Domingo

Sorry.


Duchess

Thank you, Mike.


John Domingo

So Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.


John Domingo

Mark Zuckerberger, was it the Zuckerberg?


John Domingo

The Zuck burger man.


John Domingo

They were at the inauguration and they were sitting next to each other and Jeff, Jeff Bezos, second wife is like, she's put.


John Domingo

She's plastic.


John Domingo

She's like a Barbie.


Duchess

Well, they're not married yet.


John Domingo

They're not married.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

But you know, she should not marry that.


John Domingo

She's got, listen, she's got herself a set of bolt on titties that she loves the display.


John Domingo

So she goes to the inauguration and looks like this, okay.


Duchess

For folks.


John Domingo

Hang on.


John Domingo

So there she is, she's got a white jacket on and you can see her.


John Domingo

Her brazier and her tits are there.


John Domingo

And look at the guys looking down her shirt.


John Domingo

Sucks.


John Domingo

Looking down her top, the black guy back there saying, what you looking at?


Duchess

The guy behind her looks like he's trying to look down her.


John Domingo

Hey, Mark, what you looking at?


John Domingo

So, well, that's it.


Duchess

I mean, she look, look in his presidential inauguration.


Duchess

Maybe keep them.


Duchess

Yeah, Put another button on that jacket.


Duchess

Maybe at night you unbutton it and you little hang a little more.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Can you please keep your tits in?


John Domingo

You know, again, this is a, you know, it's.


Duchess

You are all white.


Duchess

It's like wearing that to like please a wedding.


Duchess

Like I'm like.


John Domingo

But anyhow, so he's looking at her, her cleavage.


John Domingo

And you know what?


John Domingo

I, I can't fault him on that.


John Domingo

If there's.


Duchess

I would look if it was right there.


John Domingo

Of course you're going to look at it.


Duchess

It's like lasers.


John Domingo

You're like, you can't not look at it.


Duchess

You're like looking into the sun.


John Domingo

I have to look what's going on with this stupid camera?


John Domingo

Let me see if I can get it to straighten out.


John Domingo

There we go.


Duchess

There you go.


John Domingo

Here's the deal.


John Domingo

You're sitting there and you're talking to A woman.


John Domingo

And she's got an enormous set of tatas.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

And she's got that.


John Domingo

What's that thing called where they.


John Domingo

The shirt cuts out?


John Domingo

What's that called?


John Domingo

A clamshell shirt?


John Domingo

Is that what it's called, where the shirt cuts out?


John Domingo

You know, where the shirt goes down around the bottom of the boobies?


John Domingo

What's that called?


John Domingo

I thought it was called a clam show.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

You're wearing a shirt and the neckline plunges down in like an oval.


John Domingo

You don't.


John Domingo

That's not what.


John Domingo

It's.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

It's just a low cut shirt.


John Domingo

Okay, she's wearing a low cut shirt and.


John Domingo

And you're sitting there and you're trying to look at her and you're in your mind, you can't even hear what she's saying.


John Domingo

In your mind.


John Domingo

You're like, don't look at her tits.


John Domingo

Don't look at her tits.


John Domingo

That's all you're doing the whole time.


John Domingo

You're sitting there talking to her.


John Domingo

Don't look at her ticks.


John Domingo

Don't look at her tits.


Duchess

Are you thinking of cleavage?


John Domingo

No, I know what cleavage is.


John Domingo

It's a shirt that.


John Domingo

I thought it was called a clamshell shirt.


John Domingo

A V neck.


John Domingo

Let's go with V neck.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

A V neck shirt.


John Domingo

And.


John Domingo

And you can see, right?


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Just below the nipple.


Duchess

Well, when you wear the plunge.


Duchess

A plunging.


John Domingo

Exactly.


Duchess

We're going to look and it depends.


Duchess

I mean, sometimes I wear like tank tops in the gym and every once in a while they slouch down a bit.


Duchess

And I notice when I'm working on certain machines, I'm kind of.


Duchess

The cleavage pops out a little more than I'm planning.


John Domingo

So I'm like, the girls are trying to escape.


John Domingo

I get it.


Duchess

They can't help because I'm leaning forward on something.


Duchess

I'm like, oh, no.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

The only person that notices, there's some lady who comes up, talks to me all the time.


Duchess

So it's weird.


Duchess

But.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

How do you supposed to not look at that?


John Domingo

You have to.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

No, no.


John Domingo

Just saying if.


John Domingo

If you're going to.


John Domingo

If you're going to display the ladies, we are definitely going to take a.


Duchess

Look from amalgamation to clamshell shirt.


John Domingo

I think that's what it's called.


Duchess

Can the episode title be amalgamation, please?


John Domingo

I can't smell that.


John Domingo

I can't smell it or spell it.


Duchess

I tried Sparky with the cleavage.


Duchess

He's like, I know what cleavage is.


John Domingo

I do know what cleavage is.


Duchess

I know you do.


John Domingo

All Right.


Duchess

And here's what Bruce says.


Duchess

It doesn't matter what they look like either.


John Domingo

Right?


John Domingo

It doesn't.


Duchess

You just look.


Duchess

You can't help but look.


Duchess

I get it.


John Domingo

Remember the day just.


John Domingo

Last episode was the last episode.


John Domingo

The girl was sitting in the car and she's talking and her tits are jiggling.


Duchess

Yes.


Duchess

Yes.


John Domingo

She's got an onlyfans.


John Domingo

I wouldn't check them out, of course.


Duchess

You.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

And the left one was bigger than the right one.


Duchess

What is she, like 23?


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

She's got a.


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

She got a.


John Domingo

That one was a little rough because she has a male partner in there and they're doing some.


John Domingo

I.


John Domingo

I don't like.


John Domingo

I just want to see her.


John Domingo

I don't need to see his hairy ass.


John Domingo

I don't need to see any of that.


John Domingo

Even the ones we don't want to see, we're still going to look.


John Domingo

Absolutely.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

I don't play.


Duchess

I don't blame you.


Duchess

Right.


Duchess

You can't help it.


Duchess

If I see women that have.


Duchess

They're just out there.


Duchess

Like sometimes it's just like.


John Domingo

Like a mouth commission.


John Domingo

Am I right?


John Domingo

What's the.


John Domingo

What's her name?


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

I.


John Domingo

I don't know.


Duchess

The Big Boob Only fan girl.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

I don't know her name.


John Domingo

I.


John Domingo

I don't, to be honest with you.


John Domingo

Here's what happens.


John Domingo

You usually go there and it says for 31 days.


John Domingo

It's like 3.99 or something like that.


John Domingo

You go on, you pay the 399 and then you look at everything and then you go back and hit unsubscribe, and that's it.


John Domingo

You pay 3.99 to see.


John Domingo

See all her wares.


John Domingo

Just.


Duchess

Well, I guess after the.


Duchess

The only thing you have to remember is just shut that shit off.


Duchess

Because the Preview is like 3.99.


Duchess

And then next.


Duchess

Yeah, next, you know, day 32, it's like 12.99.


John Domingo

You know, something like that.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

And you can't cancel it.


John Domingo

Still got to go another month, but says screw that.


John Domingo

I can find it for free.


John Domingo

Sure you can.


Duchess

You could.


Duchess

There's boobs.


John Domingo

Bruce says I have to take her to Starbucks.


John Domingo

Find out her name.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

You have to read it on her apron.


John Domingo

Wendy Whoppers.


John Domingo

No, it's not Wendy Whoppers.


John Domingo

It's got a nice set, though.


Duchess

Wendy Whoppers.


Duchess

Wow.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

The Brand X podcast with Deuce Joe and.


John Domingo

And me.


John Domingo

We will be on the 7th of February.


John Domingo

We'll be recording our next podcast.


John Domingo

I got the bar card all set up, ready to go in our Discord.


John Domingo

One of.


John Domingo

One of our Discord people was like, hey, I'll send you some stuff to fill up that bar cart.


John Domingo

I would love that.


John Domingo

The problem is I don't think you can mail booze.


John Domingo

I think it's illegal to mail booze.


Duchess

I think.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

And I don't think in.


Duchess

There's some places that can deliver.


Duchess

But don't.


Duchess

Don't do that.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Now, I don't do what Soft Weekly does.


John Domingo

I don't go in there, take a picture off of OnlyFans and then display it on the Internet for everybody else to see.


Duchess

You just share Patreon content, not nudes.


Duchess

Right, right.


John Domingo

That's right.


John Domingo

That I'm on.


John Domingo

Don't get me started.


John Domingo

That I'm on.


John Domingo

I get all my only fan contents for soft.


John Domingo

There you go.


John Domingo

Soft.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

Well, you know, Mike met Boomer Bob today.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

That was amazing.


John Domingo

I think.


Duchess

Well, Bob, I think they're both very good at it.


Duchess

It was a nice.


Duchess

They got together for.


Duchess

They got together for breakfast.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Unfortunately, they forgot to call Professor Tom.


John Domingo

He didn't make it.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

I know.


John Domingo

Whoops.


Duchess

Well done, Bob.


John Domingo

I wonder if that was by mistake.


John Domingo

Probably not.


John Domingo

No.


Duchess

He didn't know.


Duchess

He says it was.


John Domingo

All right, you're up next.


Duchess

The old man's podcast with Tom, which I have such a hard time catching it because it's at 10 o'clock just as I'm in the midst of getting done in the office, and I feel bad.


Duchess

I was able to tune in when I was working from home and be part of it.


Duchess

And I feel bad because now I feel like kind of usury.


Duchess

So I'm going to try to jump on some of the.


Duchess

I'll try to jump onto his shows maybe when I'm on date.


John Domingo

Oh, you want to be a member of the show?


John Domingo

Like, you want to get in?


Duchess

No, no, no, no.


Duchess

I just want him to, like, see that I'm in the chat.


Duchess

Like, not just I showed up, glommed free stuff and then left.


Duchess

That's kind of.


John Domingo

Well, we do.


John Domingo

We.


John Domingo

I mean, we are giving him.


Duchess

We are shouting them out.


Duchess

That's true.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

So I listen to his podcast and it's certainly not this podcast.


John Domingo

Like, in other words, he's nice guy.


John Domingo

Very, very nice.


John Domingo

Nice guy.


John Domingo

And he's.


Duchess

He's a very nice man.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

Bob had a bigger dick than he expected.


John Domingo

Whoops.


John Domingo

Okay, well, that's a little bit more information than we Needed, Mike.


John Domingo

God damn.


John Domingo

Well, all right.


John Domingo

And then.


John Domingo

God damn it.


John Domingo

The who's Right podcast with Doug and Anthony.


John Domingo

There you go.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

That's the order we started, my friend.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

You have to number them like you get the odd name.


John Domingo

I know what to tell you.


John Domingo

All right, everybody.


Duchess

We had no voicemails or text, so thank you.


Duchess

Of course.


Duchess

Thank you, everyone.


John Domingo

It's just the way it is.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

Two hours.


Duchess

We still.


Duchess

We still love you all.


John Domingo

Yeah, we do.


John Domingo

Thank you for the 29 people that were in here in the chat.


John Domingo

Really appreciate that.


John Domingo

It's a lot of fun.


John Domingo

If you're listening to this as a audio podcast, you want to come hang out with us?


John Domingo

6:30 Eastern Time, Monday and Thursdays.


John Domingo

X, YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Rumble, all those places.


John Domingo

Come hang out with Grinder Grindr only fans.


Duchess

Can't forget that one.


Duchess

God damn it.


Duchess

Find John on only.


John Domingo

I'm going to make a Boomer bunker only fans account.


John Domingo

We're going to put some special stuff up there.


John Domingo

We're going to get Duchess to read stories.


Duchess

No, don't do that.


John Domingo

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Duchess

Some good money for it then.


John Domingo

I will.


John Domingo

I certainly will.


Duchess

Don't put my face up.


Duchess

Nobody needs to do that.


John Domingo

Well, tell me how to produce.


Duchess

I will do so.


John Domingo

All right, everybody, get out there.


John Domingo

Make America great again.


John Domingo

We'll talk to you later.


Duchess

Take care.


Duchess

Bye.


John Domingo

Am I going to worry about it?


John Domingo

First of all, I'm not going to worry about it, Phil, because he's not going to win.


Duchess

He's not going to win.


John Domingo

She's going to win easily.


John Domingo

His hope and joy rising victory is in sight in less than three weeks.


Donald Trump

I think that that he loses.


Donald Trump

How do you like my garbage truck?


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