Amalgamation | Episode 288

Get ready for a wild ride as John Jamingo and the Duchess dive headfirst into the chaotic world of politics, pop culture, and the absurdities of daily life.
This episode features John’s fiery rants about TikTok, which he defends vehemently against its critics, claiming it’s just a platform for people to enjoy life—boobs included! The duo hilariously critiques the latest political events, including the inauguration antics and the drama surrounding various public figures, while keeping their comedic banter flowing.
They take time to poke fun at the outrageousness of social media, share some spicy gossip, and even throw in a few fat jokes for good measure. This episode is packed with sarcasm, laughter, and commentary that’ll make you question everything while simultaneously cracking up!
Takeaways:
- John and the Duchess hilariously discuss the absurdity of political pardons, especially in today's climate.
- They delve into the wild world of OnlyFans, revealing the unexpected rise of adult content creators.
- The hosts share their thoughts on how TikTok has taken over social media, with some comedic jabs at its critics.
- Listeners are treated to amusing insights on the latest NFL games and the strange dynamics of sports fandom.
- The conversation shifts to the bizarre fashion choices at political events, specifically the eye-catching attire of Jeff Bezos' date.
- A comedic take on parenting challenges in the digital age is presented amid the chaos.
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00:00 - None
00:00 - The Birth of a Podcast
04:40 - The Trump Administration Begins
13:00 - The Fallout of Celebrity Relationships
26:01 - The Unveiling of Leadership
31:16 - The Transition of Power: Reflections on Presidential Pardons
36:41 - The Impact of Remote Work on Urban Economics
47:57 - The TikTok Debate: Privacy and Parental Responsibility
53:43 - The Evolution of Childhood Freedom
01:00:21 - The Rights We Fight For
01:10:20 - Injuries and Team Performance in Football
01:13:46 - A New Direction in Football Commentary
01:24:09 - The Weight of Expectations
01:29:52 - Transition to New Content
01:36:26 - The Intriguing Voice of Vividly Vixen
01:41:53 - The OnlyFans Controversy
01:44:06 - The Inauguration and the Plunging Neckline
01:49:18 - The OnlyFans Dilemma
All right, you guys, podcast time.
John Domingo
We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
John Domingo
Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
John Domingo
Ready?
John Domingo
I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
John Domingo
Hey, everybody, it's the boober bunker.
John Domingo
I'm John Domingo, and alongside me, that woman over there, that's the Duchess.
John Domingo
How you doing, Duchess?
Duchess
I am well.
Duchess
Happy Monday.
Duchess
What a happy Martin Luther King Day.
John Domingo
Martin Luther King Day.
John Domingo
What a wonderful day it is.
John Domingo
And not only that, but we got to say goodbye to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
John Domingo
And we were.
John Domingo
You know something Samantha asked me, are you gonna watch the inaugur?
John Domingo
I went, nah, that shit's all boring.
John Domingo
Well, I was doing some stuff.
Duchess
We elected, right?
John Domingo
I was doing stuff around the house, and I had put on to see what was going on with the inauguration because it.
John Domingo
And it started and.
John Domingo
Oh, my God, what a fucking.
John Domingo
Trump's a savage.
John Domingo
He is just a straight up fucking savage.
John Domingo
Say what you want about that, man, but to sit there for 30 minutes and berate the former administration.
John Domingo
Not one administration, but two administrations to their face, they.
John Domingo
They were sitting right, like, right next to him.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
This could have leaned over and tapped him on the shoulder.
Duchess
I'm talking about you.
John Domingo
Joe Biden could have jumped up and punched him in the head, which, to be honest with you, which would have been amazing.
John Domingo
He's so fuck and doesn't know what he's doing.
John Domingo
That.
John Domingo
I thought that was very, well, very much possible.
John Domingo
I was shocked.
John Domingo
We have some of the speech.
John Domingo
We'll go through some of the speech, but the Biden regime is over.
John Domingo
They are gone.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
It's called having a backbone, a set of balls.
John Domingo
Listen, I got a set of balls and a backbone, but I'll tell you right now, I don't know if I could have went that hard in the paint with them right there without.
John Domingo
Without turning and looking at him.
John Domingo
But, you know, what are they gonna do, shoot him?
John Domingo
No, but what I'm saying is they tried.
John Domingo
What I'm saying is that, you know, I was waiting for them to just, like, turn around.
John Domingo
You know what I mean?
John Domingo
You know, it's just one of those.
Duchess
Things, you know, I'm talking about you.
John Domingo
Right, right.
Duchess
Joe, Sneaky Joe sitting over there, not paying attention.
John Domingo
Yeah, he's.
John Domingo
This Trump administration is hitting the ground running.
John Domingo
Not like 2016.
John Domingo
They knew what they were doing, and he's here for it.
Duchess
Definitely wiser about how to handle certain things.
John Domingo
He didn't even get through his oath of office.
John Domingo
All right, where swearing in.
John Domingo
And the WhiteHouse.gov website went live with this.
John Domingo
So as soon as you go to whitehouse.gov, this is exactly what you see.
Duchess
It's like a movie trailer.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Planes flying over.
John Domingo
Here he comes.
John Domingo
There's the Trump coin.
John Domingo
Every time.
Duchess
Eagle.
John Domingo
Donald J.
John Domingo
Trump.
John Domingo
Pen the White House.
John Domingo
President, Donald J.
John Domingo
Trump.
John Domingo
Now, here's the thing.
Duchess
It was actually pretty impressive.
John Domingo
If you're sitting here listening to this.
John Domingo
This is a podcast.
John Domingo
I understand it.
John Domingo
Thank you for doing that.
John Domingo
But every once in a while, you should come over on Mondays, Monday nights, 6:30, and Thursday nights, 6:30 Eastern Time, and hang out with us.
John Domingo
Or you can go back and watch it like on rumble and on YouTube.
John Domingo
And thanks.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
Well, you know the thing with Twitch?
John Domingo
Twitch takes it down after, like, a week, but whatever.
Duchess
Well, you can find it on all the other ones.
John Domingo
All the other ones.
Duchess
Which means you should be liking our socials.
Duchess
Yes, you can be updated.
John Domingo
Yes, you can be updated.
John Domingo
So he goes on a speech, and I was shocked.
John Domingo
So here's how it starts out, and I'll stop it.
John Domingo
And we can discuss.
John Domingo
But Savage, here's how it starts.
Duchess
Not playing.
Duchess
The whole thing just parts.
Duchess
Yeah.
Donald Trump
The golden age of America begins right now.
Donald Trump
From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.
Donald Trump
We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.
Donald Trump
During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.
John Domingo
They're right there.
Donald Trump
Our sovereignty will be reclaimed.
Donald Trump
Our safety will be restored.
Donald Trump
The scales of justice will be rebalanced.
Donald Trump
The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department.
Donald Trump
And our government will end.
Donald Trump
And our top priority will be to create a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free.
John Domingo
That's right.
John Domingo
Clap.
John Domingo
When I stop talking, you start clapping.
Donald Trump
Greater, stronger, and far more exceptional than ever before.
Donald Trump
I return to the presidency confident and optimistic that we are at the start of a thrilling new era of national success.
Donald Trump
A tide of change is sweeping the country.
Donald Trump
Sunlight is pouring over the entire world.
Donald Trump
And America has the chance to seize this opportunity like never before.
Donald Trump
But first, we must be honest about the challenges we face.
Donald Trump
While they are plentiful, they will be annihilated by this great momentum that the world is now witnessing.
Donald Trump
In the United States of America.
Donald Trump
As we gather today, our government confronts a crisis of trust.
Donald Trump
For many years, a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens, while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in Complete disrepair.
Donald Trump
We now have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home, while at the same time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.
Donald Trump
Continuing to protect our magnificent law abiding American citizens, but provide sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, many from prisons and mental institutions that have illegally entered our country from all over the world.
Donald Trump
We have a government that has given unlimited funding to the defense of foreign borders, but refuses to defend American borders or more importantly, its own people.
Donald Trump
Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful people of North Carolina, been treated so badly.
Donald Trump
And other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that took place many months ago, or more recently, Los Angeles, where we are watching fires still tragically burn from weeks ago without even a token of defense.
Donald Trump
They're raging through the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now.
Donald Trump
Now they don't have a home any longer.
Donald Trump
That's interesting.
John Domingo
Biden's over there with his hand over his mouth.
John Domingo
This.
Duchess
That was a lot.
Duchess
That was a lot of audio.
John Domingo
But be honest with you, it was good.
John Domingo
He was hitting every point.
Duchess
I mean, I understand that's in the first couple minutes.
John Domingo
I mean, and he went on for a half an hour now.
John Domingo
Last time he did a 17 minute confirmation speech or whatever it is.
Duchess
This wasn't too long.
Duchess
The one he did later was, was longer than the inaugural.
John Domingo
I haven't seen that one yet because I was busy getting ready for, for.
Duchess
This was just kind of hip shooting.
Duchess
That one he was getting on his like, you know, like how he, when he like leans on the podium and he's like.
Duchess
Well, you know, and he starts like.
John Domingo
He'S, he's riffing, throwing it in there.
Duchess
Yeah, he literally riffed it.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And he's doing.
Duchess
Yeah, he's another one now.
John Domingo
He's at the capital now.
Duchess
Yeah, he's at the Capitol center, the Capitol Arena.
Duchess
I think this is where all the people could.
Duchess
Went when they couldn't go line the streets or be out by the, the Mall or where, where they, when they were swearing in.
Duchess
They couldn't have them there.
John Domingo
It's like watching the same podcast four times.
Duchess
It is, it is.
Duchess
It absolutely is not for nothing, Bob.
Duchess
I'm pretty sure you knew what you're getting into when you clicked watch.
Duchess
Yeah, well, I mean, just saying.
John Domingo
I mean, it was savage.
John Domingo
It.
John Domingo
It was a savage speech.
John Domingo
And then Kamala, she's sitting there looking.
Duchess
Like a lemon, like just sour face.
John Domingo
Hey, Kate, what do you think about Melania's hat?
Duchess
I love her hat.
Duchess
I loved it.
Duchess
She looked amazing.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I saw some people were goofing on it a little bit, saying she looked like the Frito Bandito.
Duchess
Carmen who?
John Domingo
The Frito Bandito.
John Domingo
Never mind.
Duchess
I don't know.
John Domingo
It kind of look like what the big giant brim hat kind of looked.
Duchess
Well, that she looked like Carmen Sandiego or the Spy versus Spy, like the hat.
Duchess
But I still think she looked amazing, so I'm not.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Sparky says her.
Duchess
She loved her hat.
Duchess
Very classy.
Duchess
She looked very classy.
Duchess
I think if she was inside for that amount of time since.
Duchess
Since she wasn't outside, I think maybe the hat comes off.
Duchess
But I'm not.
Duchess
I'm no fashion icon, so.
John Domingo
Mike says he thought it was Mary Poppins.
Duchess
She looked fabulous.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
Duchess
It's really nice to see her.
Duchess
I thought she looked really beautiful.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
And then it was very noticeable that Barack Obama showed up stag.
John Domingo
Well, apparently Big Mike.
Duchess
Haven't heard.
John Domingo
Big Mike and him are having issues.
John Domingo
Looks like they're splitting up, which.
John Domingo
Why now is it.
Duchess
Well, did you see who the other woman is?
John Domingo
Jennifer Aniston.
John Domingo
Now, listen, if I was, you know, if I had my shot at Jennifer Addison over Big Mike.
John Domingo
Although I, you know, you figure Big Mike's got to be pissed, you know, all that tucking and all that stuff that she did.
Duchess
I don't think she's.
John Domingo
Dude.
Duchess
I think she's just a very strong, masculine.
Duchess
Masculine kind of woman.
Duchess
Yeah, there's some women that looks like that.
Duchess
That look like that.
Duchess
And it's, you know, okay, it's.
Duchess
It's rough.
John Domingo
So I now know what was going on at Jimmy Carter's funeral.
John Domingo
I'm thinking when they were talking and giggling, Obama's sitting there and goes, guess what?
John Domingo
I'm banging Jennifer Aniston.
John Domingo
And Donald's like, you gotta be kidding me.
John Domingo
He says, no.
John Domingo
He says, well, I thought, what's going on with Big Mike?
John Domingo
Oh, Big Mike's pissed.
John Domingo
And so, I mean, that's what they were talking about.
John Domingo
They were talking about banging chicks.
John Domingo
That's why they were giggling and laughing probably.
John Domingo
He's like, you're shitting me.
Duchess
Jennifer Aniston teaching Obama had to grab him by the.
John Domingo
Yeah, I.
John Domingo
I couldn't believe it either.
John Domingo
One thing led to another.
John Domingo
Next thing I know, dude, that deep in Jennifer Aniston couldn't believe it.
Duchess
Oh, gross too, dad.
Speaker D
Deep.
John Domingo
Ew.
John Domingo
Who knows?
John Domingo
She liked presidential or presidential.
Duchess
Probably.
Duchess
She probably does.
Duchess
I would Think just elevates her up the movie star celeb food chain.
John Domingo
The only thing I got to do now is get her to put a strap on, give me the business like Big Mike did.
John Domingo
Although Big Mike didn't have to strap anything on.
John Domingo
Just saying.
Duchess
Either way, I'm sorry.
Duchess
The marriage is.
Duchess
It's sad to hear about the marriage falling apart.
John Domingo
It's terrible.
Duchess
But.
Duchess
But, you know, it's.
Duchess
I couldn't imagine being that much the center of the public eye and having to live your life like that.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
Once you're out there, it's.
Duchess
You can't really hide it again.
Duchess
So it's got to be rough.
John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
I mean, it helps when you have millions and millions of dollars.
John Domingo
Millions and billions and millions of dollars.
Duchess
More houses and, you know, one in Hawaii, you know, whatever.
John Domingo
So, all right, let's speculate.
John Domingo
Michelle.
Duchess
We don't do that, do we?
John Domingo
We better.
John Domingo
The fuck we're here for.
John Domingo
So let's speculate what happens when Michelle and Brock separate.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
They're going to be out on a dating scene.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
I think I'm sure Barack will be able to pull some class A top notch gash.
Duchess
So classy.
Duchess
Okay, okay.
John Domingo
What about Michelle?
John Domingo
Apparently, you know, she's getting up there in age.
John Domingo
You know, she's got, there's, there's cracks in the sidewalk.
John Domingo
If you've seen her lately, she's aging.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
And then what do you think her next move is like?
John Domingo
Okay, I'm just gonna say this.
John Domingo
If she's a woman, she'll be able to pull some major top grade A.
John Domingo
She will man beat.
Duchess
I think she will have no problem.
John Domingo
Finding a date if she's transgender, not so much.
John Domingo
So it'll be interesting to see how this works out in the dating area.
John Domingo
Just saying.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
Barack has already has his eye on Jeffrey Marsh.
John Domingo
Jeffrey Marsh is that.
Duchess
I know who Jeffrey Marsh is, man.
John Domingo
Lady that's on TikTok.
John Domingo
Hi.
John Domingo
I want to talk to the children.
Duchess
Yeah, I only talk to children.
Duchess
Where's the children?
Duchess
Creepy.
John Domingo
Ooh, the children.
Duchess
He's a groomer.
John Domingo
I like the children.
John Domingo
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
What if Michelle Obama's dare you, Bruce.
John Domingo
Bruce says, what about Mike Rowe?
Duchess
Scratch your eyes out.
Duchess
I mean, I have to stand on a ladder to do it, but.
John Domingo
Come here, you.
Duchess
She's tall.
John Domingo
Bend down here.
John Domingo
So?
John Domingo
Bend down here so I can punch you in the slot locker.
Duchess
How dare you?
John Domingo
Bob says, I love a five o'clock shadow with a rose red.
John Domingo
Rose lipstick.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
That's very specific.
John Domingo
Well, that's that Jeffrey Marsh?
John Domingo
Hey, you know, Trump's.
John Domingo
He's signing away.
John Domingo
I mean, he's already shut down the border.
John Domingo
They already closed down Eagle Pass.
John Domingo
They're putting more of those El Paso, too.
John Domingo
They're putting more of those buoys out in the Rio Grande so they can't come across.
John Domingo
They are also, they shut down the app.
John Domingo
You know the app you type in 12 o'clock.
Duchess
Yep.
John Domingo
That thing went dead.
John Domingo
And it says all appointments are canceled.
John Domingo
He put remain in Mexico.
John Domingo
And I mean, they're ready to go.
John Domingo
And I'm sure.
John Domingo
Tom.
John Domingo
What did he do?
Duchess
He saved it for you.
John Domingo
Well, we'll talk about TikTok in a minute or two.
John Domingo
I have another rant.
Duchess
Shocking.
John Domingo
I know, I know, I know.
John Domingo
And then already, if I can get to this, this is a breaking story just happened.
John Domingo
It's.
John Domingo
It's really, really sad.
John Domingo
Where did it go?
John Domingo
Here, Here it is already.
John Domingo
Patrol Border Patrol agent shot and killed during a traffic stop in Vermont.
John Domingo
United States Border Patrol agent was.
John Domingo
Where's my.
John Domingo
There it is.
John Domingo
Sorry.
John Domingo
According to Homeland Security, shooting happened at 3:15pm local time.
John Domingo
The agent was shot and killed while performing a traffic stop in Vermont.
John Domingo
There are two suspects, one who's dead.
John Domingo
The FBI will be heading, leading the investigation.
John Domingo
So here we go already.
John Domingo
You know, this is a war.
John Domingo
I don't know what anybody's, you know, I'm not sure what.
Duchess
They're coming in from the north, too.
Duchess
That's the problem.
John Domingo
They're coming in from the north, they're.
Duchess
Coming in from the south, from Canada.
John Domingo
And we'll see what happens.
John Domingo
But, you know, but I mean, let's.
Duchess
See what Tom Holman does.
John Domingo
Yeah, he's gonna have.
John Domingo
When you have a war, you know, we're gonna lose.
John Domingo
You're gonna lose some people on end and, and it's a sin and it's a shame, but this is what's going to happen because now they know that they're coming for him and they're going to get deported or whatever.
Duchess
Now it's.
Duchess
They have a reason to fight, right?
John Domingo
They have a reason to fight.
John Domingo
So there we go.
Duchess
Well, that's that.
John Domingo
I'm just saying I love the way that he's.
John Domingo
He's get, you know, we're going to get the confirmation for the people in his cabinet.
John Domingo
Can't wait.
Duchess
When does that happen?
Duchess
And are they getting confirmed, all of them?
John Domingo
We don't know.
John Domingo
I mean, they haven't really talked to Robert F.
John Domingo
Robert F.
John Domingo
Kennedy yet.
John Domingo
Then they have to vote on them.
John Domingo
I think they all get through.
John Domingo
The two that I'm worried about are Cash Patel and Robert Kennedy.
John Domingo
They're the ones I really worry about.
Duchess
I feel like Robert Kennedy's the throwaway, but I don't know, he's stuck with them.
John Domingo
So that would be a shame because I want Robert Kennedy in that position.
Duchess
I think he's a smart man.
Duchess
It's unfortunate that because of his speech, it's difficult to listen.
Duchess
I find him very difficult to listen to, but I think some of the things he says are pretty intelligent.
Duchess
So I, I, if I can get past listening to him, which again, sounds awful, but interesting.
Duchess
Who, Kennedy?
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
He's got a, he's got a rough voice.
John Domingo
It's tough.
Duchess
Yeah, it sounds painful.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Also, migrants weep in Mexico as Trump cancels all appointments on the app.
Duchess
Yeah, listen, like 12, 1205, like, done.
John Domingo
I mean, you had four years to get here.
John Domingo
If you waited until now, shame on you.
John Domingo
You should have been here a long time ago.
John Domingo
But there they are with the app.
John Domingo
Looked like what I happened when I signed on to TikTok.
John Domingo
There was a thing that said, no pass.
John Domingo
No can pass.
Duchess
Oh, no.
John Domingo
Oh, no.
Duchess
John cried just as hard as these migrants.
Duchess
Oh, no.
Duchess
I don't tiki talk.
Duchess
Spend two hours complaining.
John Domingo
I did.
Duchess
I know.
John Domingo
And it was the worst 12 hours of my, my life.
John Domingo
Sparky is also right.
John Domingo
So now they have to apply to get in legally.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
And what was Biden doing for the past 24 hours?
John Domingo
Well, what was Biden?
John Domingo
He was sleeping and shit in his pants.
Duchess
What was the sign in some stuff.
John Domingo
What was.
John Domingo
Yeah, they must have had a rubber stamp because he doesn't know what he's doing.
John Domingo
He has no idea what he's signing.
Duchess
He's not signing anything.
Duchess
He has no idea what he signs.
John Domingo
He's not.
John Domingo
So he pardoned everyone?
John Domingo
Everyone.
John Domingo
Everyone.
John Domingo
He pardoned the J6 committee.
John Domingo
He pardoned his family.
Duchess
Over 8,000 people.
John Domingo
He pardoned Fauci.
John Domingo
Now, I'm a dumb guy, but I thought you had to be convicted of a crime to be pardoned.
John Domingo
Nope, we're just going to pardon.
John Domingo
And is this so to me, I don't know if this is even legal.
John Domingo
How can you just pardon people willy nilly and say, oh, you know what?
John Domingo
Whatever they did, you can't charge them for it.
John Domingo
That's bullshit, General Milley.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
So you're like Adam Schiff.
John Domingo
Oh, yeah, well, Adam Schiff is part of the J6.
Duchess
Well, that's what I mean.
Duchess
Like, so all of these folks.
Duchess
So they're like, well, all of them.
Duchess
It's more of a just in case you want to come after them, they're already pardoned for something that they said they didn't do.
Duchess
But we're gonna give them a pardon anyway, right?
Duchess
It's fucking sneaky.
Duchess
So then, bullshit.
John Domingo
Mike Johnson was being interviewed about seeing President Biden, and he was like, listen, that guy doesn't even know what he's signing.
John Domingo
And he tells this story.
John Domingo
And to me, this is really shocking.
Speaker D
I do stand Biden, and I say this without animus at all.
Speaker D
I mean, you know, in some ways, I actually kind of feel sorry for Joe Biden.
Speaker D
I mean, he's in the twilight years of his life.
Speaker D
He is not, obviously has not been in charge for some time.
Speaker D
And I know this by personal observation.
Speaker D
And now the whole world knows it.
Speaker D
And it's been very, very concerning to me over the last year and a half since I've had this.
Duchess
Can you tell us a story?
Duchess
When you say personal observation?
Speaker D
Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page, but I miss it all.
John Domingo
I mean, so here's my problem.
John Domingo
If you knew this, the story you're about to tell and you didn't say anything, you're complicit.
John Domingo
You're complicit in the lie.
John Domingo
You're complicit in this.
John Domingo
You should have been saying, this guy doesn't even know what's going on.
John Domingo
And you know, so why hold back?
John Domingo
And now you're going to tell it.
John Domingo
The Wall Street Journal got a hold of it.
John Domingo
Now it's out there, so now I can talk about it.
John Domingo
You should have been talking about it when you found out.
John Domingo
Like, you should have walked out of there and said, jesus Christ, we got to talk in Congress about this.
John Domingo
I just had a.
John Domingo
A meeting with Joe Biden, and you ain't going to believe what happened, so I'll let him.
Duchess
He probably did say that.
Duchess
He didn't go to the press and say that.
Duchess
He probably discussed it amongst all the inner circle.
John Domingo
All right, so it's not like.
Duchess
It's not like nobody knew until he went on this press show.
John Domingo
Okay?
Duchess
I'm pretty sure he discussed it with the people he needed to discuss it with, including Trump.
John Domingo
So let's find out.
Duchess
He doesn't have to tell us the story.
John Domingo
All right, so we're foreshadowing or whatever here.
John Domingo
Let's find out what he did.
Speaker D
Year and a half since I've had this.
Duchess
Can you tell us a story?
Duchess
When you say Personal observation.
Speaker D
Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page.
Speaker D
But January, a year ago, almost exactly a year ago, I had been asked.
Speaker D
I became speaker in October 2023, and there were all sorts of big national security concerns and everything going on.
Speaker D
And I started requesting a meeting with the.
Speaker D
Because, you know, I'm kind of old school.
Speaker D
I'm a constitutional law guy.
Speaker D
Speaker of the House should be able to talk to the President, especially in times of great national interest and calamity.
Speaker D
But they wouldn't let me meet with him.
Speaker D
And his staff kept putting.
Speaker D
Giving me excuses.
Speaker D
This went on for like eight or nine weeks.
Speaker D
I'm sorry, Mr.
Speaker D
Speaker, he doesn't have time.
Speaker D
What are you talking about?
Speaker D
I'm second in line of the presidency.
Speaker D
He has time.
Speaker D
I need to talk to him.
Speaker D
We had.
Speaker D
I can't say the classified parts, but we had some big, big national concerns at the time that I was losing sleep over.
Speaker D
Finally, I just went to the Hill press corps and said, the President is not being allowed to meet with the Speaker.
Speaker D
There's a problem.
Speaker D
So they started putting pressure on him.
Speaker D
Long story short, they finally relented.
Speaker D
They invited me to the White House.
Speaker D
I show up and I realize it's actually an ambush because it's not just me and the President.
Speaker D
It's also Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem, you know, the whole.
Speaker D
The CIA director, everybody.
Speaker D
And then.
Speaker D
So I walked in the Oval and, ah, I know what this is.
Speaker D
This is a.
Speaker D
They're going to hot box the speaker on Ukraine funding.
Speaker D
That's what it was.
Speaker D
This is probably the third week of January.
Speaker D
We sit down, we're in the midst of it and the whole conversation, and I'm going, we don't need to have this conversation.
Speaker D
The President reaches over just like this.
Speaker D
We're sitting right next to the fireplace in the Oval, and he grabs my arm and he says, the speaker and I just need a couple minutes together.
Speaker D
Will y'all just leave us alone?
Speaker D
And I looked up on the faces of some of the staff standing around the wall, and they're like, no, he did it.
John Domingo
So they.
Speaker D
He called it.
Speaker D
He's the Commander in Chief.
Speaker D
So everybody leaves, and he and I are standing awkwardly in the middle of the Oval Office, right over the rug by that coffee table.
Speaker D
And I said, Mr.
Speaker D
President, thanks for the moments.
Speaker D
You know, this is very important.
Speaker D
I got some big national security things I need to talk to you about that I've heard and I think, you know, and what do we do?
Speaker D
And.
Speaker D
But first, real quickly, Mr.
Speaker D
President, can I ask you a question?
Speaker D
I cannot answer this from my constituents in Louisiana, sir, why did you pause LNG exports to Europe?
Speaker D
Like, I don't understand.
Speaker D
You know, liquefied natural gas is in great demand by our allies.
Speaker D
Why would you do that?
Speaker D
Because you understand, we just talked about Ukraine.
Speaker D
You understand you're fueling Vladimir Putin's war machine because they got to get their gas from him.
Speaker D
You know, and he looks at me stunned with this, and he said, I didn't do that.
Speaker D
And I said, Mr.
Speaker D
President, yes, you did.
Speaker D
It was an executive order, like, you know, three weeks ago.
Speaker D
He goes, no, I didn't do that.
Speaker D
And he's arguing with me.
Speaker D
I said, Mr.
Speaker D
President, respectfully, can I.
Speaker D
Could I go out here and ask your secretary to print it out?
Speaker D
We'll read it together.
Speaker D
You definitely did that.
Speaker D
And he goes, oh, you talk about natural gas?
Speaker D
Yes, sir.
Speaker D
He said, no, no, you misunderstand.
Speaker D
He said, what I did is I signed this thing to.
Speaker D
We're going to conduct a study on the effects of lng.
Speaker D
I said, no, you're not, sir.
Speaker D
You paused it.
Speaker D
I know.
Speaker D
I have the terminal, the export terminals in my state.
Speaker D
I talked to those people this morning.
Speaker D
This is doing massive damage to our economy, national security.
Speaker D
It occurred to me, Barry, he was not lying to me.
Speaker D
He genuinely did not know what he had signed.
Speaker D
And I walked out of that meeting with fear and loathing because I thought, we're in serious trouble.
Speaker D
Who is running the country?
Speaker D
Like, I don't know who put the paper in front of him, but he didn't know.
John Domingo
He didn't know.
Duchess
He didn't know, and he hasn't known in years.
Duchess
And that's why you can't meet with him privately.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
That's why you have Hakeem and Schumer and Kamala.
Duchess
They're all there to talk for him.
Duchess
And he just nods and does the.
Duchess
The Biden thing, right?
Duchess
He has no clue.
Duchess
And when he asked them to leave, that's when the shit hit the fan, right?
John Domingo
Because if you go in there and you start talking to him about stuff, it's.
John Domingo
You get this.
John Domingo
He's like, whoa, what the.
John Domingo
You know, he has no idea what's going on.
Duchess
I have such mixed feelings about this, because he's clearly not there.
Duchess
He's clearly not there.
Duchess
And any senior that.
Duchess
Any person that you see that acts like that, your heart breaks for them because there's.
Duchess
There's.
Duchess
There's something wrong.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And the fact that he Was in charge for four years.
Duchess
Look what he's done.
John Domingo
He wasn't in charge for four years.
Duchess
On paper.
John Domingo
On paper.
Duchess
He was the head on paper.
Duchess
Yeah, well, of course, everybody knows that.
Duchess
So it's.
Duchess
It's scary.
Duchess
And to think of all that needs to be redone and undone and re.
Duchess
Re.
Duchess
Like, so.
Duchess
So, so much has to be unwoven to make things better or correct.
Duchess
It's just.
John Domingo
So he signs these pardons.
John Domingo
He signed a pardon for his brother and a bunch of his family who haven't done anything.
John Domingo
Haven't done anything covered.
John Domingo
Extort money from China and China and Russia.
Duchess
Wonder how much money he got for his library now.
John Domingo
Okay, so now, when Trump was leaving office, Trump was supposed to pardon a bunch of people unilateral.
John Domingo
Unilaterally.
John Domingo
I can say that.
John Domingo
I can't, you know, pretty good.
John Domingo
Unilaterally.
Duchess
Unilaterally.
John Domingo
Unilaterally.
Duchess
Uni.
John Domingo
Sorry.
John Domingo
Anyway, at the same time.
John Domingo
So he.
John Domingo
They asked him about it, you know, should he be able to do that?
John Domingo
And this was his answer.
John Domingo
President Trump is reportedly considering a wave of preemptive pardons.
John Domingo
Does this concern you, all these preemptive pardons?
John Domingo
Well, it's.
Donald Trump
It concerns me in terms of it, what kind of precedent it sets and how the rest of the world looks at us as a nation of laws and injustice.
Donald Trump
You're not going to see in our administration that kind of approach to pardons, nor are you going to see in our administration the approach to making policy by tweets.
Donald Trump
You know, it's just going to be.
John Domingo
A totally different way in which we approach the justice system.
Duchess
Liar.
Duchess
Unbelievable.
John Domingo
I know.
Duchess
He doesn't even sound like this.
Duchess
It's a whole nother man like his went to mush.
Duchess
It was already heading there because everybody's like, oh, he's got the little silly whoopsie isms.
Duchess
And now he's.
Duchess
I mean, you can see the difference in four years.
Duchess
It's amazing how terribly he's progressed.
Duchess
It's sad.
Duchess
It's really sad.
Duchess
I'm sad for our country.
Duchess
I'm sad for him as a human.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
But I'm really sad for our country because that's what's been presented.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And the whole world knows it.
John Domingo
Yeah, the whole world knows it.
John Domingo
And that's what I love about the Internet, because as soon as somebody says something, boy, they're right on it.
John Domingo
And, you know, not only did Biden say this, but what about Adam Schiff, who's also covered under these pardons?
John Domingo
He was talking to Michael Clark Duncan, back when Michael Clark Duncan actually had hair, and this was his take on it.
John Domingo
Have you ever heard of somebody getting a preemptive pardon who was innocent of all crime, who's just an innocent person?
John Domingo
Have you ever heard of that?
John Domingo
Just somebody getting a blanket pardon and.
Duchess
They'Re an innocent person.
John Domingo
But no, it's the President's own family.
John Domingo
It's people that have been covering up for the President in addition to his own family.
John Domingo
Is there an innocent explanation for someone to seek preemptive pardons for family members?
John Domingo
Would you do that if you knew you were innocent and just worried about outside forces?
John Domingo
The answer to that is going to be no.
John Domingo
If you haven't done anything wrong, you.
Speaker D
Sit there and go, what do you.
John Domingo
Need a preemptive pardon for?
Duchess
If he pardons people preemptively, he's essentially telling the public that these people have.
John Domingo
Committed crimes and we may not be.
Duchess
Aware of what they are, but the pardon is clear evidence that crimes have been committed.
John Domingo
I imagine if he decides to issue these preemptive pardons, it will be cast.
Duchess
In a way that he is protecting his family and protecting their reputations from villainous exterior forces that are against him.
Duchess
First off, we should just take a deep breath and a acknowledge the audacity of a President who's so clearly concerned about his own criminal culpability and that of his family members that pardons are a major obsession with him.
John Domingo
The idea of a kind of prospective pardon, this sort of permanent federal get out of jail free card, that.
John Domingo
That seems to be what we're talking about in the case of this right, with Giuliani and his three eldest children, who, as far as we know, don't have not been convicted of a crime.
John Domingo
Maybe they've committed a lot and they don't want to face action.
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
It's weird.
John Domingo
I wouldn't ask for a pardon.
John Domingo
I don't think I deserve one because I don't think I've done anything criminal.
John Domingo
But, like, where does that come from, that concept?
John Domingo
You can just kind of wave your magic pardon.
John Domingo
Juan, we have Tish James, we have Xavier Percera.
John Domingo
Mimi Rocca is literally my DA in my town.
John Domingo
There will be opportunities to prosecute these people, regardless if they, if they abuse the pardon power as they are thinking, hopefully, Ellie, there will be a skyfall on this entire crime family and there will be another day for them to die.
John Domingo
Wow.
John Domingo
Does crime family pardon, let's say, Rudy Giuliani or any members of his family?
Duchess
Would you see that?
Donald Trump
And I asked Peter this Question as essentially an admission of guilt.
John Domingo
I certainly would view it that way.
John Domingo
I think millions of Americans would view it that way.
John Domingo
If there was no belief in criminality.
John Domingo
Why?
John Domingo
Why would he think a pardon was necessary?
Duchess
CNN has learned President Biden.
Duchess
Fucking scumbag.
Duchess
God damn it.
Duchess
Such a scumbag.
John Domingo
Well, what cracks me up.
Duchess
Balls.
John Domingo
Is that they sat there and said that about Trump, and then Biden goes and does this.
John Domingo
Now, I haven't had a chance to watch, but I can't believe that they will sit there and say, oh, by the way, you know, this is fine.
John Domingo
But I did see one.
John Domingo
I got one person that's going to explain why it's okay for Biden to do this, even though they've said that this was horrible when Trump did.
John Domingo
And we go to, ladies and gentlemen, the bitter fruit, Don Lemon.
Duchess
Oh, God.
John Domingo
Here's the breaking news for you.
John Domingo
Remember, people were upset that Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden.
John Domingo
Well, Joe Biden, President Biden, pardons his family on last day, date in office.
Duchess
Why is he doing that?
John Domingo
Is it because they're guilty of something?
John Domingo
And what's wrong with your eyes?
John Domingo
One's going straight, the other one's going off to the right.
John Domingo
What the fuck's going on there?
John Domingo
Don't.
Duchess
Can't afford glasses anymore.
John Domingo
He's got jobs, precedent.
John Domingo
Yeah, it is unusual, but it's also because of the unprecedented, unusual administration that.
Eric Zane
We have coming in.
John Domingo
And he cannot trust his family in the hands of Donald Trump's Justice Department.
John Domingo
The balls.
John Domingo
You cannot trust his family with the Donald Trump's.
John Domingo
The balls.
John Domingo
The balls on these motherfuckers.
Duchess
Don's little lemons, man.
Duchess
Unbelievable.
John Domingo
I mean, to sit there and watch what happened to Trump through this whole fucking thing, right?
John Domingo
They not only they tried, they raided his house, they tried him for all kinds of bullshit crimes.
John Domingo
They convicted him on one of the worst Frankenstein kind of charge that you could see and then rushed him in to sentence him for no time so they can say that he's a convicted felon.
John Domingo
This is going to be overturned on appeal.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
They had to drop the charges in Atlanta because Fannie, whatever her name is, Willis, was banging her, banging the person she put in charge of this.
John Domingo
I mean, all this is falling apart.
John Domingo
And the fact that here we are, Don Lemon is sitting there and he's trying to explain this.
John Domingo
Don, you are so over.
John Domingo
No one listens to you.
John Domingo
No one cares about you.
John Domingo
But you're the black Keith Oberman.
John Domingo
That's who you are.
John Domingo
You're the black Keith Oberman.
John Domingo
You scream and yell and nobody listens to you.
John Domingo
Cuz you're a fucking idiot.
John Domingo
What do you think about it?
John Domingo
Let me know in the chat.
John Domingo
I just told you.
John Domingo
I just told you what I thought about it.
Duchess
Can I make a left turn?
Duchess
I just got freaky news.
Duchess
Rubio was unanimously confirmed as Secretary of State.
John Domingo
Wow.
John Domingo
Already?
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And all government employees in D.C.
Duchess
ordered back to work.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
To work.
Duchess
Not from home.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
Work.
John Domingo
I don't.
John Domingo
I'll be honest with you.
John Domingo
I.
John Domingo
I don't see a problem.
John Domingo
Here's the thing.
John Domingo
I don't see a problem with people working from home as long as you can work from home.
John Domingo
What about you?
John Domingo
How do you feel about this?
Duchess
I work from home.
Duchess
I do tend to walk away from my desk a little more to do other things, but I also tend to work longer because I know I'm walking away from my desk.
Duchess
So if I'm like, all right, I'm gonna throw a load of laundry in, but then I come back and work like an extra bit.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
But it's convenient because a lot of the stuff I do is on the computer or phone calls or emails.
Duchess
So it's not.
John Domingo
Here's how.
John Domingo
This is what I feel.
John Domingo
This is how I feel about working from home.
John Domingo
Let's say you got to go into the office and you have to be there at 8:00.
John Domingo
You have to be up at 6:00 in the morning, you have to leave your house at 7.
John Domingo
You have to make sure you get that, you know, get there early and.
John Domingo
And all that, you can save all that time.
John Domingo
In the same way, with the commute home, it's less gas, it's less expense for the families that are there.
John Domingo
That's if you can do your job from home.
Duchess
Right?
John Domingo
And there's ways to make sure that you are doing your job.
John Domingo
In other words, if you have tasks that get done, and these tasks are getting done, where does it matter where you work?
John Domingo
To be honest with you, now it's different.
John Domingo
I mean, I know they have.
Duchess
Not every job can be that way.
John Domingo
But, you know, one of the things that Covid proved was that you can do a lot of this shit from home.
John Domingo
Zoom meetings, you know, it had a.
Duchess
It had an impact on.
Duchess
On real estate because people weren't coming into the office, so people weren't utilizing utilities, they weren't using the space they're paying for.
Duchess
You know, these office buildings that nobody's going to.
Duchess
So it.
Duchess
The ripple effect from all that had a big impact in the cities.
Duchess
People aren't coming in.
Duchess
So businesses were able to sell their space or, or not renew their leases, sell off all their equipment.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
So there's, there's good and bad to remote.
Duchess
Mike has a good thing about working from home.
John Domingo
Oops.
Duchess
There you go.
John Domingo
The best thing about working from home is getting a hummer during staff meetings.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
And what was that guy's name that was jacking off?
John Domingo
That used to be Tubin, Tim Sanin.
Duchess
Tubin, right.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Jeffrey Toobin.
John Domingo
Jeffrey Toobin was whacking off during the meeting.
John Domingo
You can't do that in a meeting at the office.
John Domingo
You just can't take out a bottle of baby oil, pull your pants down and start stroking your member.
John Domingo
I mean if you do, that's a strong, strong move.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Says more Jason their employees back to come to the office as it is a move for control some I believe that I understand.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
But as I as seeing something again, if you're going to talk about the department of you know, government efficiency and I know that Elon Musk is a big person for bringing people back to work.
John Domingo
That's what he did with Twitter.
John Domingo
I think that there is a way to work it out where people can work from home again, I believe.
Duchess
I think there's some positions you can offer that flexibility or just even a couple days a week work from home.
Duchess
I think it's helpful for people who have families.
Duchess
And not every job has to be during business hours.
Duchess
A lot of things could be done after hours.
Duchess
Like for example, our CFO for where I work, she.
Duchess
Well now with COVID she's mainly worked from home but she would always come into the office after 4:00 because she never dealt with people.
Duchess
She didn't have to deal with people walking in or anything like that.
Duchess
Everything she did was strictly internal and financial.
Duchess
So there was no.
Duchess
She only had to deal with us through emails and things.
Duchess
So she worked from home.
Duchess
As soon as Covid hit, she's never left her house.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
You know, so I mean again she works, you know, she starts work at 9, 10 o'clock at night and works overnights.
Duchess
She doesn't care.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
You're bringing people, you're bringing cars into the city, you're putting people in the subways, you know, to have to go to work.
John Domingo
Yeah, you're taking.
Duchess
It's a serious impact on economy.
John Domingo
Your eight hour day is now a 12 hour day.
Duchess
You know, keep in mind the so explains all the problem.
Duchess
Like you think the subways are congested and things like that.
Duchess
But if there's Less people going to the offices, but less people think about the economic impact of just eating.
Duchess
Like people going out, they go to work, they go to lunch.
Duchess
All the restaurants, all the carts, all the.
Duchess
So if they're not in the office.
Duchess
And that's not the office's concern, you know, I understand that.
Duchess
But like just the ripple effect from all of that.
Duchess
People shopping after work or bringing their dry cleaning in or whatever.
Duchess
All those things that kind of.
Duchess
You lumped into going to the office.
Duchess
Now you never leave your house.
Duchess
Now you don't have to do dry cleaning because you don't have to dress up.
Duchess
You know, it's all that kind of stuff.
Duchess
So it's all the little things that really, I think had a big impact.
John Domingo
I understand about the restaurants and the roach coaches.
John Domingo
Like in Philadelphia.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
You know, there was nothing better than a dirty water dog.
Duchess
Dirt water dog.
John Domingo
A dirty water dog with a little mustard and sauerkraut and onions.
John Domingo
That was my go to.
John Domingo
And then you could get a cup of coffee there.
John Domingo
And then some of them.
John Domingo
Depends on the size of them.
John Domingo
You could get like an egg sandwich or something in the morning.
John Domingo
So I get that.
John Domingo
And trust me, I've eaten off of more than one roach coach in my day.
John Domingo
John and I used to talk to a guy on Discord who was selling medical supplies while in VC with us.
John Domingo
I don't know who that is.
John Domingo
I know it's that soft weekly.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
But I don't know who the guy is that was selling medical supplies.
John Domingo
YNVC with us again there.
John Domingo
If, say the guy is driving from place to place and he's in Discord talking to you, what's the difference as long as he's getting his job done?
John Domingo
That's.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Again, some industries you have to be in the office.
Duchess
Other industries, you could do it from home.
John Domingo
Right?
John Domingo
There's certainly.
John Domingo
Yeah, there's certain industries that you have to be there if you're going to be, you know, you're forward facing the public.
John Domingo
Like, you know, auto repair or anything like that.
Duchess
But what I do.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
You know, when I'm talking about like administrative office support.
John Domingo
It really doesn't have to be done in the office just to justify the rent.
John Domingo
And again.
John Domingo
Oh, well, it's going to make the commercial real estate market crash.
John Domingo
Well, you know what I'm sure they can do.
John Domingo
Look, when in Philadelphia, when I was working in the elevator business, there was a lot this shit was going on back then.
John Domingo
Like they.
John Domingo
Everybody.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
In like the early 80s, you had five supervisors.
John Domingo
And with five supervisors, you had an admin and then they invented the laptop.
John Domingo
And so then guess what, you didn't get an admin anymore.
John Domingo
You answered your own email, you wrote up your own memos, you sent your own faxes.
John Domingo
And so they got rid of that person.
John Domingo
And then the office personnel started to decrease just in that.
John Domingo
All right, so a lot of the office buildings started to go empty out.
John Domingo
People didn't need them anymore.
John Domingo
So what they started doing was they would rip the whole interior out and they made condos and apartment buildings out of them.
John Domingo
So maybe that's what they got to do with cities.
John Domingo
You know, if you want to live in the city, that's a different story.
John Domingo
Make it easier and cheaper to live in a city then that might work, but there's always a workaround.
John Domingo
It look again, the people that are that run the commercial real estate business, they're going to see an opportunity there and they're going to take that opportunity and they're going to make money at it.
John Domingo
That's, that's what happens.
Duchess
So I see, I see a lot of buildings that have become like mixed use, like retail on the bottom and then like two or three floors of condos or apartments or things like that, you know, like, was it like the 15, the five minutes, what do they call them?
John Domingo
The 15 minutes?
John Domingo
Yeah, it's so.
John Domingo
It's like a mullet.
John Domingo
It's what's a business in the front, party on the bottom, party in the back.
John Domingo
Yeah, it's like business on top party or the other way around.
John Domingo
But in other words, how cool would it be if you had an office building and then on top of you had four or five floors of apartment buildings where you could live in the apartment building above and then work and then just take an elevator to work.
John Domingo
That would be fantastic.
John Domingo
How fantastic would that be?
Duchess
So interesting.
Duchess
Some more remarks from the comments.
Duchess
Jason says in his industry for his day job, he's the only one in his team in Minnesota.
Duchess
All his work is done via team meetings.
Duchess
They want us in the office for collaboration, but with who?
Duchess
The fucking wall?
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
So again there's.
Duchess
Luckily I don't have to go in.
John Domingo
So yeah, like Bob, Bob can't work from home because he, he paints and fixes things.
John Domingo
Like he paints.
Duchess
That's not his gig.
Duchess
Yeah, right.
John Domingo
He has to go in.
John Domingo
He's a gigs use.
John Domingo
Condos in Detroit are outrageously priced, I bet.
John Domingo
Well, yeah, I'm sure they are.
John Domingo
But then again you got supply and demand.
John Domingo
If they're so high and nobody can afford them, the Price will come down.
John Domingo
The price will come down and then the other reason why the price is so high is because the taxes in the, in the city are so high and, and you know, so if you reduce every.
John Domingo
Everything's got to kind of contract a little bit.
John Domingo
It can be done if you have, if you have a can do attitude.
John Domingo
I'm just saying you're going to see right now these things, these fires in, in California, the Palisades, you know Blackrock's out there right now offering these guys pennies on a dollar for their house because they have no way of rebuilding.
John Domingo
They have no insurance because insurance it's.
Duchess
Going to tied up for months, months and months.
Duchess
And where do you live?
Duchess
You need the money now.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
So they'll go in and undercut them.
Duchess
They'll give them half of what it's valued but they'll get walk away money.
John Domingo
And they'll be done and they'll build these 15 minute cities here that I swear that's what happened there.
Duchess
The drop condos and insta homes on them.
Duchess
Those gross contractor builds.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
Are fine if that's what you you want.
Duchess
I think some of them are a little awful because they all look the same.
Duchess
Just different colors, same house, just.
Duchess
Yeah, flip flopped.
John Domingo
If I could put the tin foil on my maga hat right here I.
Duchess
Would say it's not on there.
Duchess
Shocking.
John Domingo
It's on the inside.
John Domingo
Oh, tin foil on inside.
John Domingo
I've had so who'd have thunk?
John Domingo
Yeah, you have.
John Domingo
Hey look, 100 mile an hour winds are coming.
John Domingo
Boy, if we start a fire right here and the winds are coming this way by God, look at all the property that would take down.
Duchess
Makes you wonder with all the homeless people setting fires.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
Just saying are they homeless or just look homeless.
John Domingo
Who knows?
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
I'm sure it wasn't anything like that.
John Domingo
I'm sure it was just a lightning.
Duchess
Strike or a coink, a dink, A.
John Domingo
Coink a dinky that there's no lightning because there was no rain.
John Domingo
There's no rain.
John Domingo
So it wasn't lightning that started it.
John Domingo
What started it?
John Domingo
And again the very own restaurants are.
Duchess
Just burst into flames for no reason.
Duchess
Yeah, yeah.
John Domingo
Oops.
John Domingo
Oops.
Duchess
Always in the middle of the night.
John Domingo
It happens.
John Domingo
Yeah but the first fire that started out there in California it was out on a trail.
John Domingo
There's cameras everywhere.
John Domingo
So they saw the smoke starting to come up.
John Domingo
They zoom in, they see two guys, one guy with a white hoodie, one guy with a black hoodie and then later on they.
John Domingo
They see someone taking a video of a guy, two guys walking, one with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie, says, oh, we were just there.
John Domingo
I can't believe that we were just there.
John Domingo
Can you put that other up there?
John Domingo
I didn't get a chance to read that.
Duchess
So this is.
Duchess
Warren Buffett is buying all the residential property like crazy all over the country, and they're going to own all the land.
Duchess
Bob says, which I addressed in a previous.
Duchess
We chatted domestic terrorism, domestic climate change.
John Domingo
Oh, yeah.
Duchess
And Jody says, jewish lightning.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Oh, everybody hates the Jews.
John Domingo
Now, where was I?
John Domingo
It was on Twitter and I was talking about something.
John Domingo
I forget what it was.
John Domingo
I think it might have been the TikTok ban.
John Domingo
And they go, oh, we have to ban TikTok because the Jews, the Jews.
John Domingo
The Jews don't want people on TikTok because they're talking about how.
John Domingo
How bad Israel is with their treatment of Gaza.
John Domingo
And I'm like, look, I'm sorry.
John Domingo
And he goes, and if you don't believe that, I'm like, well, okay, you're crazy.
John Domingo
I said, well, I'm crazy because I don't believe the Jews did this, number one.
John Domingo
And number two, I don't believe.
John Domingo
You know, I'm not going to sit there and berate the Jews or the blacks or the Asians or the rednecks or even the Democrats.
John Domingo
I'm not going to go sit there and blanketly blame everybody for this.
John Domingo
It's ridiculous.
John Domingo
All right, is it time to get Muslims the moose lambs?
John Domingo
Maybe the moose lambs.
John Domingo
All right, if there's anybody that's going to be just going to give us trouble, it's going to be the.
Duchess
We can blame them.
Duchess
Everybody hates them right now.
John Domingo
Well, I'm just saying.
John Domingo
So.
John Domingo
All right, can we get into my TikTok rant right now, please?
Duchess
Just get it over with.
Duchess
All right.
John Domingo
Duchess doesn't like talking about.
John Domingo
And listen, I was listening to a lot of different podcasts.
John Domingo
Tim Pool went on a rant today about TikTok.
John Domingo
He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it because he's sitting there and he says, well, you know, this is a China's Chinese app, and.
John Domingo
And all this information goes back to China.
John Domingo
Well, if it goes back to China, why did they shut it off with Oracle, which is out of Texas, that the servers are on American.
Duchess
They probably pay for them.
John Domingo
But they're in here.
John Domingo
They're in America.
John Domingo
It's not like it's going back to China.
John Domingo
All right, so.
John Domingo
All right, let's Put a pin in that right there.
Duchess
Okay?
John Domingo
I'm a grown ass man.
John Domingo
If I want to use a China app that takes my information and sends it back to China, and I know that it's sending back to China, who the fuck are you to tell me.
Duchess
I can take my information?
John Domingo
Please.
John Domingo
Yeah, what?
John Domingo
You don't think Facebook takes your information?
John Domingo
You don't think Instagram takes your information?
John Domingo
You'll think the government takes your information.
Duchess
You have a smartphone.
John Domingo
They all do.
John Domingo
I know they all do.
John Domingo
So what are we talking?
Duchess
I record your ticky talks on your smartphone.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
So then they say, oh, well, it's Chinese propaganda.
John Domingo
It is.
John Domingo
Well, I don't know.
Duchess
They're not getting a piece of it.
John Domingo
I don't see any.
John Domingo
Listen, I use TikTok.
John Domingo
I use it a lot.
John Domingo
I don't see any Chinese propaganda on there.
John Domingo
They go, well, you know what it does?
John Domingo
It secretly.
John Domingo
It gets the kids and it indoctrinates the kids.
John Domingo
And I'm like, Like school, like school does.
John Domingo
If you're Gonna shut down TikTok for indoctrination of the chip reinforces it.
Duchess
I mean, do you think it doesn't.
John Domingo
Well, they gotta shut down the fucking colleges too, because nobody does it more than the fucking colleges.
Duchess
I just.
Duchess
Okay, they're not gonna shut down schools.
Duchess
But the point is, is do you think that TikTok perhaps can indoctrinate?
John Domingo
It could.
John Domingo
But if that's the case, then shut down the colleges.
Duchess
If you're not doing it.
John Domingo
Yeah, if you're not going to shut down the colleges, then don't give me your bullshit about, oh, it's the app.
Duchess
Because we make more money on the colleges than we do on TikTok.
John Domingo
Well, maybe, I don't know.
John Domingo
But here's the thing.
John Domingo
Here's the other thing about TikTok.
John Domingo
Guess what?
John Domingo
TikTok is not publicly traded.
John Domingo
So there's some people that own TikTok.
John Domingo
And you know what they're making?
John Domingo
Banks.
Duchess
You should say that.
Duchess
What a sparky thing.
John Domingo
Every politician has stock in Facebook.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
TikTok is Facebook's competition.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
If TikTok goes away, Facebook stock goes up.
John Domingo
I don't know, because I don't think so.
John Domingo
Because again, Facebook's for the old.
John Domingo
Facebook isn't giving you anything.
John Domingo
Here's the problem.
John Domingo
Americans can't figure out how to make TikTok.
John Domingo
That's the problem.
John Domingo
Because there's no reason why American company can't go out and make a TikTok.
John Domingo
Oh, why couldn't that make you mean.
Duchess
To recreate the company like TikTok, just like TikTok.
Duchess
I thought you said they didn't know how to make TikToks.
John Domingo
I'm like, well, they.
John Domingo
Of course they know how to make tiktoks.
John Domingo
Anybody knows how to make a TikTok.
John Domingo
So what I'm saying is that why don't American company make a.
John Domingo
Make a.
John Domingo
Make.
John Domingo
Make a.
John Domingo
Make something that's like TikTok or better than TikTok.
John Domingo
You can make something better.
John Domingo
You can.
John Domingo
All right, so now what you want to do is you want to shut it down and all your.
John Domingo
All your excuses are suspect at best.
John Domingo
The whole thing about they're taking our information.
John Domingo
Fuck you.
John Domingo
Everybody takes our information.
John Domingo
The whole thing.
John Domingo
Well, TikTok soft.
Duchess
Bring back vine soft rip vine.
John Domingo
Well, okay, here we go.
John Domingo
That was Vine.
John Domingo
Vine was a six second thing and then TikTok was a.
John Domingo
A minute or 30 seconds.
John Domingo
Then it was a minute, now it's up to 10.
John Domingo
All right, and then the other thing is TikTok.
John Domingo
Whatever you want, TikTok gives you.
John Domingo
We've been through this before.
John Domingo
You want big bouncing breasted women dancing, you can get that.
John Domingo
You want trans women talking about the transition, you can get that.
John Domingo
You want to talk about cooking, Crock pot cooking, you can get that.
John Domingo
Whatever you are interested in, that's what it'll feed you.
John Domingo
So again, here's an app that is giving the customer what they want.
John Domingo
What's the problem?
John Domingo
What is the fucking problem?
John Domingo
Nobody can explain to me how dangerous this app is except it's eaten Facebook and Instagram and YouTube and.
John Domingo
Oh, and YouTube.
John Domingo
Let's talk about YouTube.
Duchess
Concerns about the safety factor of what?
Duchess
What, their kids on it like 10 year olds.
John Domingo
Again, I'm not the kid's parent, all right?
John Domingo
Parent your kids.
John Domingo
I don't need the government to parent.
John Domingo
I don't need the government to parent the children.
John Domingo
Well, the government isn't all right, okay?
John Domingo
I grew up in the 70s and 80s.
John Domingo
We didn't have a cell phone.
John Domingo
We didn't have a fucking answer machine.
John Domingo
You know what we did?
John Domingo
Our parents threw us outside and we weren't allowed in the house until it got dark and it was dinner time.
John Domingo
They didn't know where the fuck we were.
John Domingo
Parents have never been parenting.
John Domingo
From the beginning of time, we could have been out doing whatever.
John Domingo
We could have been in the woods starting fires.
John Domingo
We did.
John Domingo
We could have been throwing rocks at cars.
John Domingo
We did.
John Domingo
We could have been siphoning gas out of cars.
John Domingo
We did.
John Domingo
We could have been all kinds of mischief.
John Domingo
We did.
John Domingo
We could have been taking.
John Domingo
Making ramps with bicycles and.
John Domingo
And jumping them and.
John Domingo
And hurting ourselves.
John Domingo
We did.
John Domingo
We were feral.
John Domingo
Nobody paid attention to what we were doing.
John Domingo
So now there's the Internet.
John Domingo
Kids aren't outside.
John Domingo
They don't play with each other, so they're.
John Domingo
They're on the Internet.
Duchess
What'd your girls do growing up?
Duchess
Did you throw them out of the house and tell them not to go back until it was started?
John Domingo
No.
John Domingo
No, they did exactly what you're.
John Domingo
What I'm talking about.
John Domingo
They grew up watching TV and on AIM and.
John Domingo
And.
John Domingo
And.
John Domingo
And social media.
John Domingo
Right?
John Domingo
We did.
John Domingo
Because you know what?
John Domingo
Parents are working and they're doing things and they.
John Domingo
And they're not.
John Domingo
They're not parenting their children.
John Domingo
They.
John Domingo
The government.
John Domingo
Some are.
John Domingo
Some parents are govern.
John Domingo
You know, parenting their children.
John Domingo
That's a parent's job.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
They go to college.
John Domingo
They spend all this money to.
John Domingo
To go to college, and they get, you know, activated to be a Democratic activist, and that's.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
So Soft says, so Jamingo thinks we should sell kids beer.
John Domingo
See, you're a dick.
John Domingo
All right, I'm going to tell you why you're a dick.
John Domingo
There's laws that says you can't sell kids beer.
John Domingo
There's not a law that says camp kids can't be on the Internet.
John Domingo
This is.
John Domingo
See, that's why you're stupid.
John Domingo
All right?
Duchess
That's why you're have it.
Duchess
Does Tick Tock have a restriction?
John Domingo
No.
Duchess
You have to be whatever age you are.
John Domingo
13.
John Domingo
13.
Duchess
13.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
So above 13.
Duchess
So there's plenty above 13 on.
John Domingo
Okay, don't give me that shit.
John Domingo
First of all, you go to Pornhub, and Pornhub says, are you 18?
John Domingo
And you go, yep.
John Domingo
And then they let you right in.
John Domingo
Do you have to be 18?
John Domingo
Nope.
John Domingo
Do you have to prove you're 18?
John Domingo
Nope.
Duchess
What states is Pornhub now not allowed in?
John Domingo
Beats me.
John Domingo
But it's.
John Domingo
You still get it in Jersey.
Duchess
Oh, ew.
John Domingo
I'm just telling you.
Duchess
Well, I heard in Florida and there's a few other states.
John Domingo
I think Arkansas had a.
John Domingo
I think Jody's state, too.
John Domingo
Yeah, I think Arkansas was an issue or whatever.
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
But again, there's laws.
John Domingo
Well, I guess a kid could drive a car then because it can go on the Internet.
John Domingo
He can get behind the wheel of a car and just drive a car at neh.
John Domingo
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Duchess
Okay, you're being extreme.
John Domingo
Am I?
Duchess
A little bit.
Duchess
Well, throwing out the cars and all that.
John Domingo
Well, that's what soft says.
John Domingo
Soft says.
Duchess
So you're selfish and you want TikTok.
Duchess
Okay, well, now it's back.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
You know what?
John Domingo
I don't need the fucking government to tell me what I can do with my time or what fucking apps I can use.
Duchess
Okay?
John Domingo
I don't need them to do.
Duchess
You don't have to.
John Domingo
I'm a grown ass man.
John Domingo
I don't need them to tell me what to do.
John Domingo
Stay the fuck out of it.
John Domingo
How about you do this?
John Domingo
How about you do your job and make it where we can have fucking plastic bags to put groceries in?
John Domingo
I couldn't have a little one?
John Domingo
This is what I have now.
John Domingo
This fucking thing.
John Domingo
Look at the size of it.
John Domingo
That's.
John Domingo
That's what our governor did.
John Domingo
Oh, we're gonna work with the Trump administration on our values, but God, fucking Trump wants to give somebody a plastic bag or a plastic straw, we're gonna fight up to the death.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
It's as ridiculous as this fucking TikTok ban.
John Domingo
I'll tell you another thing, Tim Pool from.
John Domingo
He's all.
John Domingo
He's against it.
John Domingo
You know why?
John Domingo
Because.
John Domingo
Because TikTok thrown him through his.
John Domingo
Throw him off of TikTok for having.
Duchess
He's got no fight in the game.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
So you people that don't like TikTok, you're like, ah, fuck it, who gives a shit?
John Domingo
I'll tell you what, if you wanted an app that I didn't really care about, okay, here's LinkedIn.
John Domingo
Never use LinkedIn.
John Domingo
Don't like LinkedIn.
John Domingo
Hate LinkedIn.
John Domingo
If they took it away from you, I would be on your side and fighting with you so you could get it back.
John Domingo
Why?
John Domingo
Because I live in America and I'm American, that's why.
John Domingo
Not just sit there, let the government.
Duchess
Run all over you.
Duchess
Inalienable right is to have LinkedIn.
John Domingo
Why can't you?
John Domingo
Why can't you?
John Domingo
Here's it.
John Domingo
If you want to tell me how it's dangerous, fine, but it's not.
John Domingo
The people that tell me it's dangerous, don't even fucking use it.
John Domingo
Don't tell me how it's dangerous.
John Domingo
I use it all the time.
Duchess
Oh, it's not dangerous to you, but maybe it's dangerous to somebody else.
Duchess
I don't give a shit about them.
John Domingo
Again, if just me.
John Domingo
Look, if there is content on there that's.
John Domingo
That's not suitable for children, take it off, all right?
John Domingo
There's plenty of things on there.
John Domingo
It's like YouTube.
John Domingo
YouTube.
John Domingo
You can't go in there and say that the.
John Domingo
Oops.
John Domingo
We're on YouTube.
John Domingo
Well, you can't say that thing that they put in your arm, that was supposed to cure a certain thing.
John Domingo
You couldn't say anything about that.
John Domingo
I bet Duchess doesn't have a plastic bag right next to her.
Duchess
I have a reusable bag right next to me back here.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
We had to pay for this, right?
John Domingo
This was.
John Domingo
Got handles and all this other shit.
John Domingo
Now.
John Domingo
Now we got to go to this other thing.
John Domingo
Look.
John Domingo
Yeah, here you go.
John Domingo
Dirk says I don't use it because it's dangerous.
John Domingo
Guess what, Dirk?
John Domingo
No one tells you you have to use it.
John Domingo
I want to use it.
John Domingo
Why can't I use it?
John Domingo
I don't find it dangerous.
John Domingo
You know something?
John Domingo
People are allowed to smoke.
John Domingo
Smoking's dangerous.
John Domingo
Why don't they take away all cigarettes?
John Domingo
Vaping's dangerous.
John Domingo
Why don't they take away all vape?
John Domingo
Might as well say alcohol is dangerous because of the amount of heart disease and liver disease and car crashes.
John Domingo
That's dangerous.
John Domingo
Let's take away that.
John Domingo
Let's take away everything.
John Domingo
Let's make everybody miserable till we take out a fucking gun and start shooting.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
All I want to do is scroll and find crock pot recipes, beagles running rabbits, race cars naked in paper bags, and every once in a while, some jiggly boobs.
John Domingo
That's America.
John Domingo
The fuck?
John Domingo
I don't like it.
John Domingo
You okay?
Duchess
Do you need a cigarette after that?
John Domingo
No.
John Domingo
Because I don't smoke.
John Domingo
But you know what?
John Domingo
I ain't out there.
John Domingo
I can't stand cigarette smoke.
John Domingo
It's disgusting.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
I think it's horrible.
John Domingo
It's a filthy, fucking disgusting habit.
John Domingo
As soon as I smell it, you see them outside of fucking buildings, all smoky.
John Domingo
You got to walk through that shit.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
Never told them to ban cigarettes.
John Domingo
Never did.
John Domingo
Never did.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
You know why?
John Domingo
Because I don't do it.
John Domingo
And they do.
John Domingo
Cocaine's dangerous.
John Domingo
Can you use that?
John Domingo
How dangerous is it?
John Domingo
Is it really that dangerous?
John Domingo
McDonald's is that dangerous.
John Domingo
How dangerous is McDonald's?
John Domingo
Have you seen anybody die of lung cancer from eating a fucking chicken McNugget?
Duchess
No, but those McRibs I hear are pretty bad.
John Domingo
Ken's got a motorcycle.
John Domingo
He's been doing 140 mile an hour.
John Domingo
That's dangerous, too.
John Domingo
You know what?
John Domingo
You have the freedom to kill yourself on a motorcycle by going above the speed limit.
John Domingo
And you know something?
John Domingo
I'll fight for your right to kill yourself.
John Domingo
It's all easy if you don't use it to say, ah, fuck them and that's the problem with America right now.
John Domingo
It's like, oh, I don't use it.
John Domingo
Fuck it, who cares?
John Domingo
But that's not the problem.
John Domingo
The problem is we're Americans and we're supposed to stick up for each other and for everybody's rights.
Duchess
My right to use TikTok.
John Domingo
Right?
John Domingo
I'm gonna fight, God damn it.
John Domingo
For my right to use TikTok.
Duchess
Wow.
Duchess
You ruined my Beastie Boy song.
Duchess
How dare you?
John Domingo
You're welcome now.
John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
Spent.
John Domingo
I just.
John Domingo
Again, I just don't understand.
John Domingo
So now they're saying, and.
John Domingo
And if China.
John Domingo
If these.
John Domingo
This.
John Domingo
All this information were on Chinese servers, they couldn't do anything.
John Domingo
They couldn't shut it down because they said, we're going to find you.
John Domingo
And the Chinese, The Chinese say, oh, fuck you, American round eye.
John Domingo
Oh, fuck you.
John Domingo
Fuck you and your democracy.
John Domingo
Fuck you on your freedoms.
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
Well, Ken says, preach, brother.
John Domingo
Yeah, I don't need this shit.
John Domingo
I don't need Biden tell me what to do.
John Domingo
I don't need this Tom Cotton telling me.
John Domingo
And that other asshole, the guy invests $1.1 million in Meta and then decides to write a TikTok band.
John Domingo
You asshole.
John Domingo
Aaron says, I used to smoke two packs a day, drink like a fish.
John Domingo
Morbidly obese.
John Domingo
I should be dead.
John Domingo
Should I?
John Domingo
Should it be legal?
John Domingo
No.
John Domingo
You can smoke, drink, and eat yourself to death.
John Domingo
That's the fucking American way.
John Domingo
It's the American way.
Duchess
America.
John Domingo
America.
John Domingo
Well, all of a sudden we're back in communist China, where everybody started telling you what you can do and how you can do it.
Duchess
That's a stretch, but okay.
John Domingo
Is it?
Duchess
You just said living in.
Duchess
Because you couldn't have Tick tock.
Duchess
TikTok.
Duchess
It's like living in communist China.
John Domingo
Yeah, China.
John Domingo
The government says that I can't have something that for some reason, they can't explain it to me.
Duchess
They can't explain it's not making money on it.
Duchess
That's why.
John Domingo
That's not an excuse.
John Domingo
That's not an excuse.
Duchess
I understand that.
Duchess
I get it.
Duchess
Duh.
Duchess
But that's why the government.
John Domingo
Why.
John Domingo
Why are they supposed to protect its citizens?
John Domingo
All right, TikTok and all the things that are fucking a problem with.
John Domingo
For American citizens.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Like crime and.
John Domingo
And illegal drugs and drugs, all that shit.
John Domingo
All that.
Duchess
But the ticky tocks, that's it.
John Domingo
We're going to get that.
John Domingo
Tick tock.
John Domingo
Way to go, guys.
John Domingo
Start from the bottom up, jerk offs.
Duchess
What would the Jimmy say about TikTok, huh?
John Domingo
What's a TikTok.
Duchess
Hey, Dust, what's the talky tick?
Duchess
I never heard of that.
John Domingo
He'd be walking in here.
John Domingo
How do I do this?
Duchess
With his phone?
John Domingo
Goddamn, Jimmy.
John Domingo
He had me on the phone.
John Domingo
Dirty dick beaters.
John Domingo
Big old dirty dick beaters.
John Domingo
I keep hitting the buck and rock button.
John Domingo
Oh, I'd have him here.
Duchess
Why am I streaming to China?
John Domingo
I got some slant on this thing.
Duchess
Oh, no.
John Domingo
So he calls me today and he's.
John Domingo
He's talking to me.
John Domingo
He's one of those guys.
John Domingo
He's talking while he's doing stuff.
John Domingo
And it annoys me because he does.
John Domingo
You know how I am about audio.
John Domingo
So he's doing stuff and he's talking to me, and it's.
Duchess
You hear, like, in the background noise.
John Domingo
And then he's off.
John Domingo
And he's over here talking about.
John Domingo
And I'm like, get up.
John Domingo
Get on the mic.
John Domingo
I can't.
John Domingo
Why?
John Domingo
So then he goes, all right, I'll let you go.
John Domingo
And then starts into another story.
John Domingo
He was going to let me go five fucking times.
John Domingo
I finally hung up on him.
John Domingo
I was like, gotta go.
John Domingo
Click.
Duchess
And this will happen tomorrow.
John Domingo
What's that?
Duchess
He calls you every day, doesn't he?
John Domingo
Yeah, well, sometimes he called me about the Eagles game.
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
What do you think about that Eagles game?
John Domingo
That kicker?
John Domingo
I think we need a new kicker now.
Duchess
Can't wait to see him when I.
John Domingo
Come out in the NFC Championship game.
John Domingo
We're gonna go get a new kicker.
Duchess
Yeah, right.
Duchess
Right before.
Duchess
Oh.
Duchess
So what do you think?
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
Are we getting into football?
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
I'm done beating up TikTok.
Duchess
All right, because.
Duchess
Oh, here you go.
Duchess
So let.
Duchess
Lisa says him.
Duchess
Him on his next tail for the longest.
John Domingo
The longest time.
John Domingo
Jimmy had a flip phone.
John Domingo
I get one of those goddamn things.
John Domingo
So he had a flip phone forever.
John Domingo
He used to brag about, oh, my flip phone.
John Domingo
My flip phone.
John Domingo
So one day, he's bent over and he's working in a boat, and the bilge is off, all water.
John Domingo
And his fucking flip phone fell out and went into the water.
Duchess
Guess what, buddy, you're upgrading.
John Domingo
And he's laughing.
John Domingo
So then I'm back there, I take a video, and I'm like.
John Domingo
I got the music in the back, you know, like the funeral music.
John Domingo
And then.
John Domingo
And then he went out and got an iPhone.
John Domingo
He's like, these iPhones, they're pretty cool.
John Domingo
Yeah, they're nice.
Duchess
So government can spine me a lot easier with these.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
The phones are made from China.
John Domingo
Your router's made from China.
John Domingo
Your Computer's made from China.
John Domingo
There's Chinese software and everything.
Duchess
China, China, China.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
And TikTok.
John Domingo
Faggots.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
Sorry.
John Domingo
Just telling you.
John Domingo
You know how I say faggots?
John Domingo
That's right.
Duchess
Made Josh happy.
Duchess
I think he likes her.
John Domingo
I love her.
Duchess
I bet you do.
John Domingo
Well, again, there's a woman, she's a cosplayer, plays games, tattooed up.
John Domingo
Politically, we're the furthest from each other.
John Domingo
I would fight for her right to do what she wants to do.
Duchess
So you could be on her onlyfans and pay $10 a month.
John Domingo
She doesn't have an only fans.
Duchess
Watch her wiggle around it.
John Domingo
If she jump up and down, I don't know.
John Domingo
We'll see.
Duchess
Maybe.
John Domingo
Depends.
John Domingo
Maybe not confirming.
John Domingo
Not confirm.
John Domingo
Confirming or denying.
John Domingo
Hey, here we go.
John Domingo
Only fans.
John Domingo
Only Fans.
John Domingo
I'm over 18.
John Domingo
If I want to watch pornography or.
John Domingo
Or see somebody, I can.
John Domingo
Yeah, she is a Steelers fan.
John Domingo
That's right.
John Domingo
She is a Steeler.
Duchess
She is.
John Domingo
She.
John Domingo
Oh, yeah.
Duchess
Now she's like, no, I don't care.
Duchess
I'm not following her.
Duchess
But I'm just saying, I wonder what she had to say after their last.
John Domingo
She wasn't happy.
Duchess
She probably said that a few times.
John Domingo
Yeah, she wasn't happy at all.
John Domingo
She said, you know what?
John Domingo
Yep.
John Domingo
That's what she said.
Duchess
She probably did.
John Domingo
I'm sorry, what were we doing now?
John Domingo
What were we talking about?
Duchess
We were gonna change in the subject to changing the subject Now.
Duchess
I love that.
Duchess
Holy football.
John Domingo
Oh, okay.
Duchess
This weekend was interesting in the way of games.
Duchess
I, I, by the last game, I was like, I don't want to root for anybody anymore because all the teams I rooted for lost.
Duchess
And I was like, I'm the curse.
Duchess
I'm ruining all these teams.
Duchess
It's all my fault.
John Domingo
Oh, wait a minute.
John Domingo
You were Rooting for Buffalo.
John Domingo
Buffalo 1.
Duchess
Well, that was the last.
Duchess
By the last game.
Duchess
That was the last game, I was afraid to root for anybody.
Duchess
By the last game, I was just like, oh, I hope they win.
John Domingo
Well, here's the thing.
Duchess
I didn't want to get too excited.
John Domingo
Because I was like, here's.
John Domingo
This is how I feel about football.
John Domingo
And I might have said this before, and if I did, I apologize.
John Domingo
I'm going to say it again.
John Domingo
There's too many games in the season.
John Domingo
These guys are getting hurt.
John Domingo
They only have a week.
John Domingo
And John, as the new commissioner of the NFL, I have a plan to fix this.
John Domingo
What I'm going to do is I'm going to make it.
John Domingo
I'm going to take it back to the 70s, 80s, and we're going to have an AFC and an NFC and they don't play each other.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
There's no interconference until the super bowl and what happened.
Duchess
I agree with that.
Duchess
I like that.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
All right, so.
John Domingo
All right, so what we're going to do is, since there's 32 teams and you can't watch all the games anyhow, we're going to make the game.
John Domingo
We're going to have 16 games.
John Domingo
All right, 16.
John Domingo
That's it.
John Domingo
And what we're going to do is we're going to put.
John Domingo
The AFC plays one week and then the NFC plays the next week.
John Domingo
So each team gets two weeks off between games.
John Domingo
They get to.
John Domingo
To rehab and get rested, and they get to prepare for these games.
John Domingo
And this solves the TV thing, because.
Duchess
How long will the season go on?
John Domingo
Who cares?
John Domingo
A long fucking time.
Duchess
I don't have a problem with it.
John Domingo
Yeah, I love football, right?
John Domingo
We would.
John Domingo
We would have it.
John Domingo
We would have an AFC team to root for.
John Domingo
We would have an NFC team.
Duchess
Football.
John Domingo
You figure 16 times, it's 32 weeks.
John Domingo
It's over half a year of football.
John Domingo
And then the playoffs.
John Domingo
Playoffs.
John Domingo
Yeah, the playoffs.
John Domingo
And then this way you got NBC.
John Domingo
All these contracts for tv.
John Domingo
They could still go on.
John Domingo
Now, the.
John Domingo
The teams might get mad because they've lost like three games or two.
John Domingo
Let's see, 18.
John Domingo
They would lose.
Duchess
Thank you.
John Domingo
It would lose a game.
John Domingo
They would lose a game in their stadium.
John Domingo
One game, but, you know, they'd have that.
John Domingo
Or.
John Domingo
Here's the other thing.
John Domingo
You want to make it 18 games, fine.
John Domingo
A player can only play in 12 of them.
John Domingo
So you're going to have to pick.
John Domingo
You have to sit your quarterback for four of them, and you have to sit your linemen for four of them.
John Domingo
You can't play them all.
John Domingo
You can't play them all.
John Domingo
18 games.
John Domingo
You can only play them for 12.
John Domingo
And then you got.
John Domingo
So then you got to extend your roster because they're killing these guys.
John Domingo
They're shortening their season and season.
John Domingo
They're shortening their playing time, and they're.
Duchess
Ending it by shoving more games in there, but fucking them up earlier, right?
Duchess
So by the time we get to this.
Duchess
This level of championship games, direct.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
So the reason I say that is because Detroit was amazing this year.
John Domingo
They were a fucking powerhouse.
John Domingo
The defense, the offense was amazing, but they were just decimated with injuries.
John Domingo
Where.
Duchess
Well, the one guy broke his fucking arm on the field.
Duchess
See that?
John Domingo
Ah, so then Washington comes in and don't get me wrong, Washington's playing way over their head.
John Domingo
Their quarterback's amazing because he's young and he hasn't had his dick knocked in the dirt yet.
John Domingo
Jamango Rule.
John Domingo
Give our data to China.
Duchess
Fuck the fuck the NFL.
Duchess
Well, they make too much money.
Duchess
Fucking Roger Goodell is a piece of shit.
John Domingo
That guy makes over $50 million a year.
John Domingo
For what?
John Domingo
For what?
Duchess
Expand the roster.
Duchess
Make a two hand touch field goals over 50 yards are worth 10 points.
Duchess
Kickoff returns worth 20.
Duchess
You know, that's not a bad idea.
Duchess
Give a little more incentive.
John Domingo
Okay, so.
Duchess
And percentage.
Duchess
Percentage.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
So.
John Domingo
And the other thing is, what they should do is if they want to, they'll never do it.
John Domingo
But profit share, like the team's profit share with the.
John Domingo
There's a certain kitty and you get.
John Domingo
Whatever.
John Domingo
What's the nice thing about dating a Vikings fan?
John Domingo
You know, they're not looking for a ring.
Duchess
Hey.
John Domingo
Oh, but so Detroit got decimated from injuries.
John Domingo
And here they had, I mean, they got the number one seed and they got beat by the number seven seed.
John Domingo
So, you know, so now they go to play Philly.
John Domingo
Now here's the other thing.
John Domingo
Our quarterback, we had to play in the snow.
John Domingo
Our quarterback got hurt.
John Domingo
So now he's a statue back there.
John Domingo
And he's little guy.
John Domingo
He can't see over the line.
John Domingo
We've got, he's got a great line.
John Domingo
Yeah, but he can't see over because they're, they're blocking.
John Domingo
He can't see over him.
John Domingo
He can't see the routes developing, unfortunately.
John Domingo
That's like Kyler Murray.
Duchess
I'm just gonna wing it, see if somebody gets it.
John Domingo
Throw it, throw it.
Duchess
Near.
John Domingo
Near.
Duchess
I can hear him.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
So now we get to play because the Detroit lost.
John Domingo
We get to the home field advantage.
John Domingo
We get to play them in Philadelphia.
John Domingo
Plus they played like dog.
John Domingo
Who's that?
John Domingo
Detroit.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And he says injuries, no excuses.
John Domingo
Well, I don't know.
Duchess
Well, I guess I, I'm.
Duchess
I'm a little more forgiving.
Duchess
But they're not my, they're not my team.
Duchess
But I was, I was truly rooting for him, I really was because it was an exciting season.
Duchess
I think Dan Campbell really, you know, it's.
Duchess
I've seen some people that were really mad about it and they're like, well, Dan Campbell.
Duchess
And I'm like, you know what?
Duchess
He took this team from like four years ago and built them up to what they are.
Duchess
But the problem is now they're going to lose their offensive and defensive coordinators to go on head coaches.
John Domingo
That's the problem.
Duchess
That's a, that's a.
John Domingo
See?
John Domingo
And then you can't tell.
Duchess
They do that during.
Duchess
They shouldn't have an interview during the season.
John Domingo
Well, they just did this.
John Domingo
They just did the same thing to the Eagles offensive coordinator.
John Domingo
They say they might have him go into the Dallas Cowboys.
John Domingo
So.
John Domingo
So the Eagles play the Washington Redskins.
John Domingo
Commanders.
John Domingo
Whatever.
Duchess
Whatever.
Duchess
Yeah, whatever.
John Domingo
And I'll tell you what.
John Domingo
I really don't think they're going to beat them.
John Domingo
I think it's going to be Washington, and I don't think that the Bills.
John Domingo
I don't think that the Chiefs are going to be able to beat the Bills because their offense, defense is amazing.
John Domingo
So I think it's going to be the Buffalo Bills against the Redskins in the, in the Super Bowl.
John Domingo
And it's really weird because if you look at the super bowl logo from the beginning of the season, when they made the super bowl logo, it was red and gold, which is the colors of the Redskins and the, and the.
Duchess
Chiefs and the Niners.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Well, so we'll see.
John Domingo
I'm sad that football's ending.
John Domingo
I'm a big football.
John Domingo
I love football.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I'm so bummed, but I don't watch the Pro Bowl.
Duchess
Who gives a shit, right?
Duchess
They don't play.
Duchess
They're like, they just go out there and they're like, why would you touch each other?
Duchess
They, you know, they barely flag it.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
They don't give a shit.
John Domingo
Now, if John ran the NFL, you'd have another 20 weeks of football because it would only be half over.
John Domingo
The season would only be half over.
Duchess
I like Bud Vugger's idea.
John Domingo
They had an amalgamation of Steelers and Eagles during World War II.
John Domingo
They were called the Steagalls.
Duchess
Look at you saying amalgamation.
Duchess
I'm so proud of you, John.
John Domingo
Every once in a while, I hit one out of the park.
John Domingo
Every once in a while, you get a slow curve and I, I, I lace it out of the stadium.
Duchess
Grand slam.
Duchess
Good job.
Duchess
I was like, oh, is he gonna get that?
Duchess
Not out of meanness, but I'm not gonna lie.
John Domingo
When I saw that word, I was like, here we go.
John Domingo
Here the we go.
Duchess
I was waiting for you to look at Amal and call it Anal Nation or something like that.
Duchess
Well, anyway, so before we switch out of this.
Duchess
So next week I'm going to Florida on Wednesday.
Duchess
So that means on Sunday I'll be watching the games down in Florida, so I'm gonna be losing my mind.
Duchess
So I'm very excited about it, though.
Duchess
It's gonna Be.
Duchess
It's gonna be a good game.
John Domingo
And then next Thursday, we're going to be doing a show with Aaron from I Had to say It.
John Domingo
So buckle up for that.
John Domingo
Because I don't.
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
We've never.
John Domingo
We've never podcast with, done a show together before.
John Domingo
So this should be interesting because we're both high strung and have very strong opinions.
Duchess
Waiting for flames.
Duchess
I'm just gonna hear an explosion in Florida.
Duchess
It'll be like, well, one of us.
John Domingo
Might kick over and have a heart attack.
Duchess
Well, you may want to message each other before and be like, hey, what do you want to talk about?
John Domingo
Oh, of course.
Duchess
So before the show, Jason says, I'm tuning in for that.
John Domingo
Before the show, Duchess's.
John Domingo
We're talking about things and something's coming up later.
John Domingo
And she's like, we're not touches.
John Domingo
Says, I don't want this played on the show.
John Domingo
And then when I played it, I'm like, we're playing.
John Domingo
We're playing this.
John Domingo
And she says, well, you know, I'm.
Duchess
Like, I just wanted to see your.
John Domingo
She's like, I don't want to be mean.
John Domingo
I'm like, do you know what this fucking show is, number one?
John Domingo
First of all, you should know how to produce a show.
John Domingo
You should say, oh, my God, I got this thing.
John Domingo
So, I mean, I gotta fight her all the time to produce the show.
John Domingo
She's like, oh, I don't want to do that.
John Domingo
I'm like, I don't care.
Duchess
This is what.
Duchess
We hardly handicap you on things.
Duchess
There's a couple topics I'm not keen on, and you know it.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
Consistently throw them in the board anyway.
John Domingo
You mean like this?
Duchess
Yes.
Speaker F
Who is this knit with?
Speaker F
Your old pal Eric Zane.
John Domingo
Well, apparently, and I'll say this back to it, last week in the chat, because I don't have the chat up, apparently Eric joined the chat and I didn't know that.
John Domingo
Now, I have mixed feelings about that because, number one, I didn't know he was in the chat because if I knew he was in a chat, I immediately would have switched the guns and I would have went after him.
John Domingo
But I didn't know he was in the chat.
John Domingo
So the show went on.
John Domingo
And then when I found out afterwards, well, apparently Old Easy's running low on material.
John Domingo
So he's talking about on his show.
John Domingo
Now, the one thing about Eric is, man, he's getting old quick.
John Domingo
Like, he is aging.
John Domingo
You know, I.
John Domingo
I was shocked when I saw him.
John Domingo
Like, his eyes are sunken and they got, like, bags under Him.
John Domingo
He doesn't look well.
John Domingo
So here he's talking about us.
Eric Zane
Eric Zane live.
John Domingo
Why is this so low?
John Domingo
Hold on a second, let me make sure I have my.
John Domingo
Oh, that's why.
John Domingo
Here we go.
John Domingo
I got to get every word of this.
Eric Zane
And you can get the show live as it happens Monday through Friday.
John Domingo
Look at the space, the pauses that.
Eric Zane
He has right now on the Twitch stream.
John Domingo
I gotta block somebody.
Eric Zane
There appears to be somebody who needs to be blocked.
Eric Zane
I don't know what this is.
Eric Zane
One of those bots.
John Domingo
Oh, it's.
John Domingo
I'm sure it's a bot.
John Domingo
I'm sure it's not somebody that said something about you that are taking over the world, I guess.
Duchess
Jody says that man looks tired of life.
Eric Zane
I bombed the Boomer Bunker show yesterday.
Eric Zane
I was actually sitting at the scorers table during the basketball game and I got a notification on Twitch and said, hey, you might like this show.
Eric Zane
The Boomer Bunker is live now.
John Domingo
You know why you got that?
John Domingo
Because we're not cunts and we don't block you.
John Domingo
Eric, you're welcome in the chat at any time.
John Domingo
You're welcome on this show.
John Domingo
I'll bring you on this show.
Duchess
No, you're not.
Duchess
No, you're not.
John Domingo
You are.
Duchess
Well then you can talk to him yourself.
John Domingo
That's fine.
John Domingo
I could do that.
John Domingo
I don't have a problem with that whatsoever.
John Domingo
I will do that.
John Domingo
But you're allowed in the chat.
John Domingo
I don't block you.
John Domingo
You're not blocked from our Twitter.
John Domingo
You're not blocked from anything.
John Domingo
We on the other hand, are blocked from everything.
John Domingo
Why?
John Domingo
Because you're a pussy.
John Domingo
You're just a flat out pussy and you can't handle any kind of controversy because you got nothing to come back with.
John Domingo
So you come in and you make a.
John Domingo
Oh, I bombed them.
John Domingo
Oh, I bombed the show.
Duchess
I made fat jokes.
Duchess
I'm so funny.
Duchess
Literally for the past 30 years.
John Domingo
Right, so.
John Domingo
So he's got 293 views now, but when he goes live he's got like 20, 25, maybe 25 views.
Eric Zane
Yeah, and I went ahead and pushed the button and there they are, those two piles of flesh.
John Domingo
That's what we are, piles of flesh.
Eric Zane
Gorgeous Kate and John Domingo.
Eric Zane
And they look, they've gotten to be so large that they just look like heads on the shit emoji.
Eric Zane
That's what they actually look like.
Duchess
Wow, thanks.
John Domingo
First of all, that's a lie.
John Domingo
I mean, if you're going to come on here, at least tell the truth.
John Domingo
But I know you need to feed your Check.
John Domingo
Because you've got nothing else.
John Domingo
You have no material.
John Domingo
Like, every day I download your show to see what you're talking about, and now I just.
John Domingo
I'm look.
John Domingo
I look at the topics.
John Domingo
Nope, nope.
John Domingo
Don't give a.
John Domingo
Nope, nope.
John Domingo
Boring.
John Domingo
Nope.
John Domingo
No, no.
John Domingo
If you had something entertaining, I would listen.
John Domingo
You don't like.
John Domingo
When I.
John Domingo
When I see something that I think you might like, you're going to talk about that I would find entertaining and want to hear your opinion on.
John Domingo
You know, I listen.
John Domingo
Not much lately, but okay.
John Domingo
And they're just like, he's making big.
John Domingo
He's making.
Eric Zane
Hear what they're saying.
John Domingo
He can't hear us, you know, and.
Duchess
Was he making a face?
Duchess
He didn't look much different.
Eric Zane
There's 11 people watching.
John Domingo
All right, right now we have 28.
John Domingo
We have 28 people in here now.
John Domingo
And I think we had 28 people in here.
Duchess
Appreciate every one of you.
Duchess
Thank you.
John Domingo
Right, Absolutely.
John Domingo
But.
Duchess
And over in Rumble, So.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
We don't know what Rumble numbers are.
Duchess
But anyhow, no idea.
Eric Zane
Which is where the direction of my show is going.
John Domingo
Yeah, that's right.
John Domingo
Your show's coming down.
John Domingo
We're going up slowly, but we're going up.
Eric Zane
And I.
Eric Zane
I commented.
John Domingo
Can he locked up.
John Domingo
You see that?
John Domingo
I commented.
Duchess
I don't remember what I said because I'm old.
Duchess
Yeah.
Eric Zane
And I try to guess the weight of you two combined.
John Domingo
Really?
John Domingo
You know something?
John Domingo
I've seen your audience.
John Domingo
I'll tell you what we weigh.
John Domingo
We weigh about a Kenny and a half.
Duchess
Oh, stop.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
I'm sorry.
John Domingo
We weigh three quarters of an Amanda.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
That's what we weigh.
John Domingo
Oh, just saying.
John Domingo
And you.
John Domingo
I mean, you're like a little tiny guy.
John Domingo
Like, you could be put on a wedding cake.
John Domingo
Just a little dude.
Eric Zane
Somebody I don't know said, easy.
Eric Zane
Yeah, do it.
Eric Zane
And So I put 757.
Duchess
Oh, he's close.
Eric Zane
I don't know if they acknowledged my presence.
John Domingo
We.
John Domingo
We didn't.
John Domingo
I didn't know you were in the chat, which is.
Duchess
We don't care.
John Domingo
Kate.
John Domingo
Kate is very.
John Domingo
She's very authoritarian when it comes to the chat.
John Domingo
There's certain people that don't get any airtime on the chat, which is.
John Domingo
That's.
John Domingo
You know what?
John Domingo
Kate's in charge.
John Domingo
Charge of the chat.
John Domingo
That's fine.
Eric Zane
Probably did not.
Eric Zane
Then I said, kate, more for entertainment.
Eric Zane
Grab your webcam, run to the fridge and eat the fridge.
John Domingo
Boy.
John Domingo
I tell you, the comedic stylings of one of her.
John Domingo
Did he actually type that in there?
John Domingo
Did he did take that.
John Domingo
I didn't see that one.
John Domingo
Yeah, he's a.
John Domingo
He's a genius.
John Domingo
Just a comedian.
John Domingo
The wit just jumps out, the comedic genius.
Duchess
And he's crack grown ass man.
Duchess
And literally all he's got are fat jokes.
John Domingo
Fat jokes.
John Domingo
That's all he's got.
Duchess
Good job, buddy.
John Domingo
Meanwhile, keep it up though.
John Domingo
Meanwhile he's got a segment segment on his show the Fat A thon where all his audience is trying to lose weight.
Duchess
Here you go.
Duchess
Hang on.
Duchess
Bud Voger says, I keep thinking John's pausing the video, but it's just Zane.
John Domingo
Trying to think of something clever, right?
Duchess
And I'd look that old too, if I was married.
Duchess
And washing her brother's eyes.
Eric Zane
So I got out of it, resumed doing my job at the game.
Duchess
One of many.
Eric Zane
Then I went back 30 seconds later because I can't help it.
Eric Zane
And I typed, you should talk about how boring Dean lost his horse jacker job because his sister, his own sister, fired him.
John Domingo
Okay, let's talk about that for a second.
John Domingo
So Dean's got a better job now.
John Domingo
The best thing ever happened to him was, you know, he actually didn't have to work for his sister and he went out and got a job that he fucking loves now.
John Domingo
He loves it.
John Domingo
So best thing ever happened to him.
John Domingo
He went from horsejacker to his new job.
Duchess
Jason says his voice lol.
John Domingo
Jason.
Duchess
Oh, it's awful.
John Domingo
Yeah, hang on, Jason, hang on.
Duchess
You gotta hang around.
John Domingo
Jason, hang around.
John Domingo
Jason, we gotta talk.
John Domingo
Please hang around.
John Domingo
I'll get through this real quick.
Eric Zane
I'll let that one settle in hopefully.
John Domingo
Again, our chat did what they did best.
John Domingo
Attack him with way funnier jokes than he has.
John Domingo
Right?
John Domingo
I didn't see it until afterwards.
Eric Zane
That fucking monster Boring Dean saw it and then that was it.
John Domingo
I was.
John Domingo
No, no, that wasn't it.
John Domingo
Dean said, hey, how's your mom?
John Domingo
Still dead.
Duchess
No, no, it wasn't Dean.
John Domingo
Wasn't Dean.
Duchess
Budwugger said that.
John Domingo
Budwugger said, hey, how's your mom?
Duchess
How's your mom?
John Domingo
Still dead.
Duchess
She hanging in there?
John Domingo
No, she's deceased.
John Domingo
Out.
Eric Zane
Chris says Jamingo looks bigger than I have ever seen him.
Eric Zane
And he claims he's lost £100 on Ozempic.
Duchess
Yeah, Chris shouldn't be throwing rocks.
Eric Zane
Probably starting out hundreds more.
Duchess
I've seen Chris.
Duchess
I mean, he might be good to bend down, pick up a few other ones.
Eric Zane
He's losing weight himself.
Eric Zane
He says, imagine having that much weight to lose and not having the willpower to do it without drugs.
John Domingo
Yeah, listen, I.
John Domingo
I don't give a what Jeremy says since you're a big fat load and probably can't afford the drugs, go yourself.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
I'm going to take whatever I need to take to.
John Domingo
To lose the weight.
John Domingo
I don't give a what you say.
John Domingo
Look, Eric's trying to.
John Domingo
See.
John Domingo
This is how Eric just shits.
John Domingo
Look at that face.
John Domingo
Yeah, I don't.
Eric Zane
I don't know about that.
Eric Zane
Jeremy, when you're that big, I mean, he's £1,000.
Eric Zane
It's not going to matter.
Eric Zane
I mean, he can lose 700 and he'd still be way more than you.
John Domingo
Okay?
Eric Zane
He's that big.
Eric Zane
He's a recluse.
Eric Zane
He can't even get away from that computer.
Eric Zane
You know, he's like, that's not a bad.
John Domingo
You know what?
John Domingo
That's a fair statement.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
I'll give him that one, Cartman.
Eric Zane
When he got fucking fat.
Eric Zane
Yeah.
Eric Zane
You don't wanna.
John Domingo
I don't.
Eric Zane
I don't fault anybody for taking any medicine that makes them lose weight.
Eric Zane
I really don't.
Eric Zane
Especially the ultra huge.
John Domingo
Sir.
John Domingo
He does the ultra huge, okay?
Eric Zane
Like Amanda here.
Eric Zane
She says, jeremy, I'm looking for some help like that right now.
Eric Zane
I don't wanna be the guy to say that people who use Ozempic are cheating or.
Eric Zane
I mean, it's fucking great.
John Domingo
Now, if you're looking at the chat, they're saying you still have to do the work.
John Domingo
And that's correct.
John Domingo
You just can't not.
John Domingo
That's not a magic medicine, just makes you lose weight.
John Domingo
You still have to exercise.
John Domingo
You still can't eat everything.
John Domingo
It just does certain things.
John Domingo
And again, the medication that I take isn't just for losing weight.
John Domingo
It's for.
John Domingo
You know, it's for type 2 diabetes, which is probably why.
John Domingo
Because I'm overweight and it's working.
John Domingo
So I don't know what to tell you.
Eric Zane
I absolutely think you should do that.
Eric Zane
If you have the means to get your hands on that and it doesn't break the bank, you know, it doesn't matter.
Eric Zane
I don't give a shit if it's black magic.
Eric Zane
Like if Jamingo goes to Haiti and gets some voodoo done to make him lose weight and it works, good.
John Domingo
I would go to Haiti.
John Domingo
I would try.
John Domingo
I would.
John Domingo
I would fly to Haiti.
John Domingo
Depends on what the.
John Domingo
What the magic is, you know, I gotta.
John Domingo
I'd have to.
John Domingo
Again, you have to figure out what it is.
John Domingo
I don't need some gay voodoo doctor sticking pins in me, if you know what I mean.
Eric Zane
That's good.
Eric Zane
Now he's not.
Eric Zane
And he's gonna die, and I'm not gonna care.
John Domingo
Oh, Eric, we're all gonna die.
John Domingo
You're gonna die.
John Domingo
I'm not gonna.
Duchess
Better chance.
Duchess
You only got one fucking kidney, loser.
Duchess
So whatever.
John Domingo
That's.
Eric Zane
What's.
Duchess
Don't get all jaundiced and yellowy.
Duchess
Oh, wait, that's your liver.
Duchess
Oh, well, whatever.
John Domingo
Right?
John Domingo
Remember, he was a raging alcoholic.
John Domingo
I'm sorry.
John Domingo
Still is.
John Domingo
Still is a raging alcoholic.
Duchess
No, I think to his credit and I.
Duchess
Trust me, I don't give many.
Duchess
I don't believe he's drinking again.
Duchess
So from what I understand, it's been a while, so.
John Domingo
Yeah, so I'll give him that.
Duchess
And that's all the.
Duchess
I'll give him.
John Domingo
Yeah, come on back anytime.
Duchess
I am truly bored with this segment.
John Domingo
I know.
John Domingo
Me too.
Duchess
I'm truly bored.
Duchess
He's boring.
Duchess
He can't get a sentence out, and everything has to be bounced off his chat.
Duchess
You can't even get the sound.
Duchess
He has no topics prepared, which is why he did this.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
So if that.
Duchess
Glad to give you 15 minutes of content.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
Glad we could help, Eric.
Duchess
Oh, so fucking boring.
John Domingo
All right, you know what?
John Domingo
It's time for Believe.
Duchess
I thought that guy was entertaining.
Duchess
Holy.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
Duchess
What?
John Domingo
Want to do some podcast shout outs?
John Domingo
Can't wait.
Duchess
Was there any.
Duchess
All right, let me get the.
Duchess
Since we're swinging right into it and I was not.
John Domingo
That's fine.
John Domingo
I.
John Domingo
I totally understand.
Duchess
Are you gonna yell at me about it?
John Domingo
Of course not.
John Domingo
My new leaf is not to yell at Duchess.
John Domingo
She gets very, very agitated when I.
John Domingo
When I.
John Domingo
When I tease her.
Duchess
No, no, that was.
Duchess
It wasn't a tease.
John Domingo
I don't want to do that.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Now, you spent 10 minutes on Eric Zane, so he got a hell of a shout out.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
The Weathered View with Bruce, Jason and Ken.
Duchess
Stop putting my name on.
John Domingo
And Duchess.
John Domingo
You're there every day on the show.
John Domingo
Every day.
Duchess
No, not every day.
John Domingo
Four.
John Domingo
Four days out of five.
Duchess
Three out of five.
John Domingo
Oh, boy.
Duchess
They're there every day.
John Domingo
Yeah, almost every day.
John Domingo
The other guys aren't there every day either.
Duchess
Yeah, they are.
Duchess
Okay, maybe not Jason so much, but he's still his show.
Duchess
He's part of that.
Duchess
That's the group.
John Domingo
Anyway, nine times out of ten, you'll hear Duchess on that show.
John Domingo
Another guy that's in there in the weather view is Aaron.
John Domingo
Had to say it with Aaron.
Duchess
Yes.
Duchess
Who will be guest hosting with you this week.
Duchess
Not good.
Duchess
On the.
John Domingo
We have to get together and off to get together and do some testing.
John Domingo
Technology testing with him.
John Domingo
So make sure everything works okay.
Duchess
Wheelbarrow full of dicks with Mike Travis and drunk.
John Domingo
Yep.
John Domingo
He just got new equipment.
John Domingo
I'm excited to see what.
John Domingo
He just got a new mixer.
John Domingo
Really nice.
John Domingo
So we'll see what's going on with that Am I canceled podcast with Edward and Katie Google.
John Domingo
I love.
Duchess
That's her name now.
Duchess
It's Katie.
John Domingo
Katie Google and Katie.
John Domingo
Katie got a mic and she didn't like it.
John Domingo
It didn't sound so well.
John Domingo
So I was chatting with her and I gave her a link to get the same mic that you have and the same.
John Domingo
That same setup right there.
Duchess
Nice.
John Domingo
So hopefully.
Duchess
I can't wait to hear her next.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Shitty song of the week with Red.
John Domingo
And Jody this week.
John Domingo
We're on it this Monday.
Duchess
Coming next week.
John Domingo
Next week.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
One.
Duchess
A new one just came out, so it should be next week.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
Next week.
John Domingo
Just double check.
Duchess
Jody says, best episode of Am I canceled ever.
Duchess
That was fun last week.
John Domingo
Was.
John Domingo
It was.
John Domingo
It was hysterical.
Duchess
Thank you, Bruce.
John Domingo
See, she.
John Domingo
She gets.
John Domingo
She gets all.
John Domingo
I don't know, Whatever it is.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
The TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam now.
John Domingo
I can't believe they haven't said anything about you reading those stories.
Duchess
I don't think they.
Duchess
I don't think.
Duchess
I didn't send it to them.
John Domingo
Hey, listen, you guys got to go back and listen to Duchess reading some stories.
Duchess
I'll make them go back.
John Domingo
Adult stories.
John Domingo
But the Duchess today sends me a.
John Domingo
The last podcast that they did, they figured out how to use Streamyard and they had a guest.
John Domingo
And the one thing about the TNA podcast, TNA tits.
John Domingo
And as is, they love the ladies.
Duchess
They talk to some spicy ladies.
John Domingo
They do talk to some spicy ladies.
Duchess
Yes.
John Domingo
And here was their guest.
John Domingo
And for those who can.
Duchess
Who can't see.
John Domingo
Can't see.
Duchess
She's very voluptuous.
John Domingo
Big tits.
Duchess
She's a big girl.
Duchess
Her name is Vividly Vixen.
Duchess
She's not a big girl.
Duchess
Her breasts are breast.
John Domingo
Yeah, she's big.
John Domingo
Big breasts.
John Domingo
Big, big, large breasted woman.
Duchess
Yeah, yeah, They're.
Duchess
They're.
Duchess
And they're noticeable.
John Domingo
So the Duchess says, I want you to listen to her talk.
John Domingo
So I said, okay.
John Domingo
So this is what I did.
John Domingo
I hit the button to hear her talk.
John Domingo
All right, we are here.
John Domingo
We are with the Vividly Vixen.
John Domingo
How are you, my dear?
Duchess
I'm awesome.
John Domingo
How are you?
John Domingo
We.
John Domingo
We went through a lot of struggles to get here, but we are here.
John Domingo
And everybody, if this is done right.
John Domingo
And I didn't screw.
John Domingo
Screw up something else I'm gonna say.
John Domingo
Who.
John Domingo
Who's.
Duchess
Who's the.
Eric Zane
Thanks for this working now.
John Domingo
Oh, God.
John Domingo
You're going back to that?
John Domingo
Yes.
Donald Trump
Okay.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
Quick story.
John Domingo
Every chance I get.
John Domingo
I can't do.
John Domingo
He is I.
John Domingo
I play.
John Domingo
I want to get the hurt.
John Domingo
Referred to as the vividly vixen.
John Domingo
You are.
John Domingo
You are definitely social media famous.
John Domingo
I basically.
John Domingo
I don't know how.
John Domingo
What kind of algorithm I have said on our account that you just spontaneously popped up on our.
John Domingo
And I'm like.
John Domingo
I'm like, sam, what do you think?
John Domingo
You think we can ask her?
John Domingo
Sure.
John Domingo
Good.
John Domingo
Spontaneously popped up when I checked you out.
John Domingo
We got.
John Domingo
We've got your stat at 4:34.
John Domingo
G.
John Domingo
G.
John Domingo
Wow.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
G Them big mamas.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
G.
John Domingo
Damn.
John Domingo
Some big titties.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
That stands for good.
John Domingo
Thanks.
John Domingo
Thanks for that.
John Domingo
Everybody's seeing that.
John Domingo
That's awesome.
Duchess
They're like, I can hide my hands under them.
John Domingo
I mean, holy cow.
Duchess
Sparky says, golly gee, I almost want him to say it.
Duchess
Like, Gomer Pyle.
Duchess
A golly.
Duchess
Oh, no.
John Domingo
But my thing was I.
John Domingo
I couldn't get over the deep, dark voice of her.
John Domingo
I was like, holy cow.
Duchess
Listen to that.
John Domingo
Her voice is like a.
John Domingo
Like a man.
John Domingo
She's got that's.
John Domingo
Listen.
John Domingo
That's.
John Domingo
The only thing manly about her is her voice.
John Domingo
Damn.
John Domingo
See?
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Sam can't see this.
John Domingo
I'm jealous of those hands.
John Domingo
I appreciate you.
John Domingo
She sounds like she smokes two packs a day.
John Domingo
Maybe I'm trying to get to where she's talking.
John Domingo
These guys never shut the up.
Duchess
Like the.
Duchess
Everything's gray.
Duchess
Like, you get maybe one month of sunshine and decent weather, and in that time frame, I.
John Domingo
You know what it is?
John Domingo
Do you ever listen to.
John Domingo
Would you ever watch the Little Rascals and they had Froggy from the Little Rascals.
John Domingo
Doesn't she have the froggy voice for Little Rascals?
John Domingo
A little.
Duchess
It's a little frog.
John Domingo
Yeah, it's a little froggy.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Jason says, tiggle, tiggle, bitty.
Duchess
Sparky agrees.
Duchess
Yay, froggy.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
It's when Miley Cyrus was.
Duchess
Was sounded really froggy at one point.
Duchess
That's what she sounds like.
Duchess
But it was.
Duchess
Sorry, Jason.
Duchess
Back down in Florida.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
So anyhow, I just wanted to.
John Domingo
When Duchess says you got to hear her voice and when I heard it, I did.
John Domingo
When I first heard.
John Domingo
I went.
John Domingo
I was like, holy cow.
Duchess
It was such a physical reaction.
Duchess
It was so.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
And then she says oh, we can't play this.
John Domingo
I said can't play.
John Domingo
I'm fucking playing this.
John Domingo
I'm just saying that she's got a froggy voice.
John Domingo
Like, in other words, you see that woman and when she starts talking, you're like, whoa.
Duchess
It was.
John Domingo
Anyhow, if you want.
Duchess
Oh, no, Dirk.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Oh, Dirk says this.
John Domingo
The voice is ruined.
John Domingo
Throat goat.
John Domingo
Oh.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
Does that happen?
John Domingo
I don't know.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Listen, I don't want to know.
Duchess
I'm good.
John Domingo
Just go to the TNA podcast.
John Domingo
Hold on.
Duchess
The link is.
Duchess
Should be.
John Domingo
Well, I know the link.
Duchess
Show notes.
Duchess
Correct.
John Domingo
Well, I know the link to the.
John Domingo
I can put the link to the YouTube.
Duchess
The.
Duchess
The.
Duchess
The letter T, the ampersand, the letter A podcast.
John Domingo
There you go.
John Domingo
That if I just put it in a chat.
John Domingo
So you can go check the YouTube.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
The YouTube that.
John Domingo
To that episode is in the chat.
Duchess
Yes, yes.
Duchess
So anyhow, on all the podcast players.
John Domingo
So find them and.
Duchess
But yeah, she.
Duchess
And I felt bad because.
Duchess
Well, I.
Duchess
She talks about a lot of things that.
Duchess
That were not something.
Duchess
Things that I normally.
Duchess
None of the things I do.
Duchess
So it was very interesting and very eye opening.
Duchess
Just.
Duchess
Just the eyes were really bad.
Duchess
I could not.
Duchess
I had a real hard time getting past the voice because it was just so.
Duchess
So gravelly.
Duchess
But I knew when I gave it to John, it's his reaction.
Duchess
He threw himself back in his chair and he's like.
Duchess
He just had this look of again.
Duchess
Here we go.
John Domingo
I'm just.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Whoops.
John Domingo
Sorry, Duchess.
John Domingo
I did that.
John Domingo
Okay, you do it.
Duchess
Who's in charge of the chat?
John Domingo
You are.
Duchess
Thank you.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
She's a delight.
John Domingo
She wanted to do a video in addition to audio because her words.
John Domingo
I sound like a man, but she sure, sure.
John Domingo
All women.
John Domingo
Yes, yes, I'm sure she is.
John Domingo
I'm sure she's well clear.
John Domingo
It was just a shock, dude.
Duchess
It doesn't match.
Duchess
They're too.
John Domingo
Can't say that.
John Domingo
When she first talked to you, you first heard it.
John Domingo
You didn't reel back.
John Domingo
I can't.
John Domingo
You can't say that.
John Domingo
I mean, it's just.
John Domingo
It's amazing.
Duchess
Dean's offering his advice.
John Domingo
Yeah, he'll give something.
John Domingo
He'll give her something to change her voice.
John Domingo
I'm sure it's anal.
John Domingo
Jesus Christ, Dean.
John Domingo
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
But anyhow, go check those guys out.
John Domingo
And now that they got.
John Domingo
Now that they got Stream yard.
John Domingo
The Duchess.
John Domingo
The Duchess can go on there.
John Domingo
I'm sure they'll have the Duchess on.
John Domingo
They love the Duchess over there.
John Domingo
What?
Duchess
Maybe the both of us.
John Domingo
They don't want me.
John Domingo
They don't listen.
John Domingo
They don't need an old crabby fat guy.
Duchess
I'm old crabby old lady here.
John Domingo
You got a certain charm about you that.
John Domingo
That.
John Domingo
That all the men love.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
And I can understand why.
John Domingo
Jody says, I had a couple sex gals on early.
John Domingo
Realize that they're usually pretty boring for a podcast.
John Domingo
Nobody wants to hear them a.
John Domingo
Well, I don't know.
John Domingo
Let's check it out.
Duchess
I'm sure they're fine.
John Domingo
All right, moving on.
John Domingo
Shooting the shiznit with BT He's a riot.
Duchess
He's too funny.
Duchess
The Bromigos podcast with Matt Mish in Panama Red.
John Domingo
There we go.
Duchess
Jody says she just needs a lozenge.
John Domingo
I know.
Duchess
And Jason says, of course we will.
John Domingo
Of course I know they'll have the duchess on.
John Domingo
Just take the compliment, will you?
John Domingo
I shake my head.
John Domingo
With Lisa and Sam, their podcast, they're.
John Domingo
They're going away.
John Domingo
So the right.
John Domingo
Matter of fact, right now they are recording as we speak.
John Domingo
But they don't do the live show, so I fit right in.
John Domingo
I'd fit right in them big old titties, I'll tell you that.
John Domingo
You know what I just can't do?
John Domingo
I can't do.
John Domingo
Dirty old man.
John Domingo
It just doesn't.
Duchess
You are a dirty old man.
John Domingo
It just makes me.
Duchess
You're the only fans.
Duchess
Dirty old man.
Duchess
You talk about it all the time.
John Domingo
That's.
John Domingo
Hey, now that is show prep.
Duchess
Show prep.
John Domingo
It is show prep.
John Domingo
You know, I know you know, studying I.
John Domingo
For me, it's.
John Domingo
It is show prep.
John Domingo
So I can talk about what's going on.
John Domingo
I gotta.
Duchess
You don't need to defend yourself.
John Domingo
Apparently I do.
John Domingo
I got.
John Domingo
I got.
John Domingo
Still as a pervert.
Duchess
I'm not looking on.
Duchess
Only fans.
Duchess
But I'm glad you are.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Look, someone around here's got to do it.
Duchess
I will be.
Duchess
Volunteers.
Duchess
Tribute.
John Domingo
Volunteers.
John Domingo
Tribute.
Duchess
Thank you, Katniss.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
Well, that looked bad.
John Domingo
Katniss.
Duchess
The fine wining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.
Duchess
This was.
Duchess
I listened to the last episode.
Duchess
They finally put one out.
Duchess
And Senor Cheese, this is his last episode.
Duchess
So I don't know if they're auditioning for.
Duchess
For a third mic or just the looking for guests or whatever, so.
John Domingo
But apparently I got a.
John Domingo
I got my comeuppance, which I should.
John Domingo
I should.
John Domingo
I should.
John Domingo
Definitely should.
Duchess
This is the episode you forgot to go on.
John Domingo
That's right.
Duchess
So they didn't slam it too bad, but they.
Duchess
They zing.
John Domingo
Hey, look, I Deserve it.
John Domingo
So anything they said is true.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
Jason says, research, baby.
Duchess
Yeah, all the research, in other words.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
If there's some.
John Domingo
We do a story about a mom that got thrown out of a school.
John Domingo
Her kids got thrown out of a school.
John Domingo
Private school.
John Domingo
And the reason was because she had only fans on the back of her minivan window with her name on it.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
And they.
John Domingo
And it.
John Domingo
Well, first it was a small one, and they said, yeah, to get rid of it.
John Domingo
And she scraped that off and she double down.
John Domingo
She put one across the whole window.
John Domingo
So they threw her off of it.
John Domingo
So I'm like, well, okay.
Duchess
She made a fuss, which helped advertise her only fans.
John Domingo
So I have to double check what her only fans was like.
John Domingo
And then she had these, like.
John Domingo
She had these like crystal blue eyes, you know?
John Domingo
Do you ever see those eyes?
John Domingo
They look like bunny eyes or like they're really, really blue.
John Domingo
So I had to go check it out.
Duchess
Because you were looking at her eyes at times.
John Domingo
I was.
Duchess
When you looked up and realized she had some.
Duchess
Yeah, at first.
John Domingo
Go for the eye, you go for the eyes, stay for the tits.
John Domingo
What do you want from me?
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
There's only fans.
John Domingo
That's what they're doing.
John Domingo
So.
John Domingo
So I checked it out.
John Domingo
Then there was a time where there was a woman and her husband, it was Mr.
John Domingo
Poindexter, and they were doing stuff on OnlyFans.
John Domingo
And then they found out about her doing that and they fired her from her job.
John Domingo
And then when I found out that she was making like $100,000 a month or something like that, you know, went and checked that out, which was okay.
John Domingo
But I mean, again, you just go, if they're going to put that out there some, you know, you go take a look at it.
John Domingo
I'm not on there.
John Domingo
You know, I go in.
John Domingo
It's like, I remember what I said.
John Domingo
$10.
John Domingo
It's $10.
Duchess
That's a lot.
John Domingo
And then you.
John Domingo
Well, again, if you were in a bar somewhere and a girl says, hey, I'll take you out back behind the dumpster.
John Domingo
Give me $10, I'll show you my tits.
John Domingo
I'm going in my pocket.
John Domingo
I'm getting $10 out.
John Domingo
It's $5 a boob in this economy.
John Domingo
It's.
John Domingo
It's, it's good.
Duchess
Deal.
John Domingo
I tell you, it's a deal.
John Domingo
What do you want from.
Duchess
See what Aaron said?
John Domingo
Big, pretty eyes.
John Domingo
Yes, she did.
John Domingo
Very nice.
Duchess
She literally have no head.
Duchess
I'm sure John would notice in a few minutes.
John Domingo
Jason says Women always say that.
John Domingo
Men always look at their boobs.
John Domingo
It's not our fault that their heart is right behind their boobs.
John Domingo
We're admiring their heart.
Duchess
Oh, you're so romantic.
Duchess
You should give that to your wife for Valentine's Day.
Duchess
Make her that sticker for her car.
John Domingo
Speaking of that, at the.
John Domingo
Today at the confirmation.
John Domingo
What is it?
John Domingo
What was that called?
John Domingo
Today with Trump Did Inauguration.
John Domingo
Inauguration inaugurate.
John Domingo
Give me $10, I'll show you my tits.
John Domingo
What's wrong with that?
John Domingo
That's 1 minute and 49 seconds.
Duchess
1 hour.
John Domingo
1 hour, 49 minutes and 56 seconds.
John Domingo
Sorry.
Duchess
Thank you, Mike.
John Domingo
So Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
John Domingo
Mark Zuckerberger, was it the Zuckerberg?
John Domingo
The Zuck burger man.
John Domingo
They were at the inauguration and they were sitting next to each other and Jeff, Jeff Bezos, second wife is like, she's put.
John Domingo
She's plastic.
John Domingo
She's like a Barbie.
Duchess
Well, they're not married yet.
John Domingo
They're not married.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
But you know, she should not marry that.
John Domingo
She's got, listen, she's got herself a set of bolt on titties that she loves the display.
John Domingo
So she goes to the inauguration and looks like this, okay.
Duchess
For folks.
John Domingo
Hang on.
John Domingo
So there she is, she's got a white jacket on and you can see her.
John Domingo
Her brazier and her tits are there.
John Domingo
And look at the guys looking down her shirt.
John Domingo
Sucks.
John Domingo
Looking down her top, the black guy back there saying, what you looking at?
Duchess
The guy behind her looks like he's trying to look down her.
John Domingo
Hey, Mark, what you looking at?
John Domingo
So, well, that's it.
Duchess
I mean, she look, look in his presidential inauguration.
Duchess
Maybe keep them.
Duchess
Yeah, Put another button on that jacket.
Duchess
Maybe at night you unbutton it and you little hang a little more.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Can you please keep your tits in?
John Domingo
You know, again, this is a, you know, it's.
Duchess
You are all white.
Duchess
It's like wearing that to like please a wedding.
Duchess
Like I'm like.
John Domingo
But anyhow, so he's looking at her, her cleavage.
John Domingo
And you know what?
John Domingo
I, I can't fault him on that.
John Domingo
If there's.
Duchess
I would look if it was right there.
John Domingo
Of course you're going to look at it.
Duchess
It's like lasers.
John Domingo
You're like, you can't not look at it.
Duchess
You're like looking into the sun.
John Domingo
I have to look what's going on with this stupid camera?
John Domingo
Let me see if I can get it to straighten out.
John Domingo
There we go.
Duchess
There you go.
John Domingo
Here's the deal.
John Domingo
You're sitting there and you're talking to A woman.
John Domingo
And she's got an enormous set of tatas.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
And she's got that.
John Domingo
What's that thing called where they.
John Domingo
The shirt cuts out?
John Domingo
What's that called?
John Domingo
A clamshell shirt?
John Domingo
Is that what it's called, where the shirt cuts out?
John Domingo
You know, where the shirt goes down around the bottom of the boobies?
John Domingo
What's that called?
John Domingo
I thought it was called a clam show.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
You're wearing a shirt and the neckline plunges down in like an oval.
John Domingo
You don't.
John Domingo
That's not what.
John Domingo
It's.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
It's just a low cut shirt.
John Domingo
Okay, she's wearing a low cut shirt and.
John Domingo
And you're sitting there and you're trying to look at her and you're in your mind, you can't even hear what she's saying.
John Domingo
In your mind.
John Domingo
You're like, don't look at her tits.
John Domingo
Don't look at her tits.
John Domingo
That's all you're doing the whole time.
John Domingo
You're sitting there talking to her.
John Domingo
Don't look at her ticks.
John Domingo
Don't look at her tits.
Duchess
Are you thinking of cleavage?
John Domingo
No, I know what cleavage is.
John Domingo
It's a shirt that.
John Domingo
I thought it was called a clamshell shirt.
John Domingo
A V neck.
John Domingo
Let's go with V neck.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
A V neck shirt.
John Domingo
And.
John Domingo
And you can see, right?
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Just below the nipple.
Duchess
Well, when you wear the plunge.
Duchess
A plunging.
John Domingo
Exactly.
Duchess
We're going to look and it depends.
Duchess
I mean, sometimes I wear like tank tops in the gym and every once in a while they slouch down a bit.
Duchess
And I notice when I'm working on certain machines, I'm kind of.
Duchess
The cleavage pops out a little more than I'm planning.
John Domingo
So I'm like, the girls are trying to escape.
John Domingo
I get it.
Duchess
They can't help because I'm leaning forward on something.
Duchess
I'm like, oh, no.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
The only person that notices, there's some lady who comes up, talks to me all the time.
Duchess
So it's weird.
Duchess
But.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
How do you supposed to not look at that?
John Domingo
You have to.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
No, no.
John Domingo
Just saying if.
John Domingo
If you're going to.
John Domingo
If you're going to display the ladies, we are definitely going to take a.
Duchess
Look from amalgamation to clamshell shirt.
John Domingo
I think that's what it's called.
Duchess
Can the episode title be amalgamation, please?
John Domingo
I can't smell that.
John Domingo
I can't smell it or spell it.
Duchess
I tried Sparky with the cleavage.
Duchess
He's like, I know what cleavage is.
John Domingo
I do know what cleavage is.
Duchess
I know you do.
John Domingo
All Right.
Duchess
And here's what Bruce says.
Duchess
It doesn't matter what they look like either.
John Domingo
Right?
John Domingo
It doesn't.
Duchess
You just look.
Duchess
You can't help but look.
Duchess
I get it.
John Domingo
Remember the day just.
John Domingo
Last episode was the last episode.
John Domingo
The girl was sitting in the car and she's talking and her tits are jiggling.
Duchess
Yes.
Duchess
Yes.
John Domingo
She's got an onlyfans.
John Domingo
I wouldn't check them out, of course.
Duchess
You.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
And the left one was bigger than the right one.
Duchess
What is she, like 23?
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
She's got a.
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
She got a.
John Domingo
That one was a little rough because she has a male partner in there and they're doing some.
John Domingo
I.
John Domingo
I don't like.
John Domingo
I just want to see her.
John Domingo
I don't need to see his hairy ass.
John Domingo
I don't need to see any of that.
John Domingo
Even the ones we don't want to see, we're still going to look.
John Domingo
Absolutely.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
I don't play.
Duchess
I don't blame you.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
You can't help it.
Duchess
If I see women that have.
Duchess
They're just out there.
Duchess
Like sometimes it's just like.
John Domingo
Like a mouth commission.
John Domingo
Am I right?
John Domingo
What's the.
John Domingo
What's her name?
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
I.
John Domingo
I don't know.
Duchess
The Big Boob Only fan girl.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
I don't know her name.
John Domingo
I.
John Domingo
I don't, to be honest with you.
John Domingo
Here's what happens.
John Domingo
You usually go there and it says for 31 days.
John Domingo
It's like 3.99 or something like that.
John Domingo
You go on, you pay the 399 and then you look at everything and then you go back and hit unsubscribe, and that's it.
John Domingo
You pay 3.99 to see.
John Domingo
See all her wares.
John Domingo
Just.
Duchess
Well, I guess after the.
Duchess
The only thing you have to remember is just shut that shit off.
Duchess
Because the Preview is like 3.99.
Duchess
And then next.
Duchess
Yeah, next, you know, day 32, it's like 12.99.
John Domingo
You know, something like that.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
And you can't cancel it.
John Domingo
Still got to go another month, but says screw that.
John Domingo
I can find it for free.
John Domingo
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Duchess
You could.
Duchess
There's boobs.
John Domingo
Bruce says I have to take her to Starbucks.
John Domingo
Find out her name.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
You have to read it on her apron.
John Domingo
Wendy Whoppers.
John Domingo
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John Domingo
It's got a nice set, though.
Duchess
Wendy Whoppers.
Duchess
Wow.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
The Brand X podcast with Deuce Joe and.
John Domingo
And me.
John Domingo
We will be on the 7th of February.
John Domingo
We'll be recording our next podcast.
John Domingo
I got the bar card all set up, ready to go in our Discord.
John Domingo
One of.
John Domingo
One of our Discord people was like, hey, I'll send you some stuff to fill up that bar cart.
John Domingo
I would love that.
John Domingo
The problem is I don't think you can mail booze.
John Domingo
I think it's illegal to mail booze.
Duchess
I think.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And I don't think in.
Duchess
There's some places that can deliver.
Duchess
But don't.
Duchess
Don't do that.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Now, I don't do what Soft Weekly does.
John Domingo
I don't go in there, take a picture off of OnlyFans and then display it on the Internet for everybody else to see.
Duchess
You just share Patreon content, not nudes.
Duchess
Right, right.
John Domingo
That's right.
John Domingo
That I'm on.
John Domingo
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John Domingo
That I'm on.
John Domingo
I get all my only fan contents for soft.
John Domingo
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John Domingo
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John Domingo
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Duchess
Well, you know, Mike met Boomer Bob today.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
That was amazing.
John Domingo
I think.
Duchess
Well, Bob, I think they're both very good at it.
Duchess
It was a nice.
Duchess
They got together for.
Duchess
They got together for breakfast.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Unfortunately, they forgot to call Professor Tom.
John Domingo
He didn't make it.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
I know.
John Domingo
Whoops.
Duchess
Well done, Bob.
John Domingo
I wonder if that was by mistake.
John Domingo
Probably not.
John Domingo
No.
Duchess
He didn't know.
Duchess
He says it was.
John Domingo
All right, you're up next.
Duchess
The old man's podcast with Tom, which I have such a hard time catching it because it's at 10 o'clock just as I'm in the midst of getting done in the office, and I feel bad.
Duchess
I was able to tune in when I was working from home and be part of it.
Duchess
And I feel bad because now I feel like kind of usury.
Duchess
So I'm going to try to jump on some of the.
Duchess
I'll try to jump onto his shows maybe when I'm on date.
John Domingo
Oh, you want to be a member of the show?
John Domingo
Like, you want to get in?
Duchess
No, no, no, no.
Duchess
I just want him to, like, see that I'm in the chat.
Duchess
Like, not just I showed up, glommed free stuff and then left.
Duchess
That's kind of.
John Domingo
Well, we do.
John Domingo
We.
John Domingo
I mean, we are giving him.
Duchess
We are shouting them out.
Duchess
That's true.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
So I listen to his podcast and it's certainly not this podcast.
John Domingo
Like, in other words, he's nice guy.
John Domingo
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John Domingo
Nice guy.
John Domingo
And he's.
Duchess
He's a very nice man.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
Bob had a bigger dick than he expected.
John Domingo
Whoops.
John Domingo
Okay, well, that's a little bit more information than we Needed, Mike.
John Domingo
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John Domingo
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John Domingo
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John Domingo
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John Domingo
The who's Right podcast with Doug and Anthony.
John Domingo
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John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
That's the order we started, my friend.
John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
You have to number them like you get the odd name.
John Domingo
I know what to tell you.
John Domingo
All right, everybody.
Duchess
We had no voicemails or text, so thank you.
Duchess
Of course.
Duchess
Thank you, everyone.
John Domingo
It's just the way it is.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
Two hours.
Duchess
We still.
Duchess
We still love you all.
John Domingo
Yeah, we do.
John Domingo
Thank you for the 29 people that were in here in the chat.
John Domingo
Really appreciate that.
John Domingo
It's a lot of fun.
John Domingo
If you're listening to this as a audio podcast, you want to come hang out with us?
John Domingo
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John Domingo
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John Domingo
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Duchess
Can't forget that one.
Duchess
God damn it.
Duchess
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John Domingo
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John Domingo
We're going to put some special stuff up there.
John Domingo
We're going to get Duchess to read stories.
Duchess
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John Domingo
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Duchess
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John Domingo
I will.
John Domingo
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Duchess
Don't put my face up.
Duchess
Nobody needs to do that.
John Domingo
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Duchess
I will do so.
John Domingo
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John Domingo
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John Domingo
We'll talk to you later.
Duchess
Take care.
Duchess
Bye.
John Domingo
Am I going to worry about it?
John Domingo
First of all, I'm not going to worry about it, Phil, because he's not going to win.
Duchess
He's not going to win.
John Domingo
She's going to win easily.
John Domingo
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Donald Trump
I think that that he loses.
Donald Trump
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