Autogynephilia | Episode 272

The latest episode of the Boomer Bunker podcast, hosted by the ever-charismatic Duchess and the notorious John Jamingo, dives headfirst into the tumultuous climate of current global events, mainly focusing on the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. The episode opens with a humorous yet biting commentary on the perceived insanity of American and British foreign policy decisions, immediately setting an engaging and provocative tone. With his signature flair, John Jamingo likens the geopolitical turmoil to a football game, drawing parallels between the chaos of international relations and the unpredictable nature of sports. As the hosts navigate the complexities of war, diplomacy, and public perception, they dissect not just the actions of political leaders but also the role of the media in shaping narratives. The conversation evolves into a candid discussion about the implications of military decisions on the everyday lives of citizens, particularly in the context of fears surrounding missile strikes and global security.
Transitioning from heavy geopolitical discourse, the hosts shift gears to address domestic issues, including the recent election of Sarah McBride as the first transgender representative in the U.S. Congress. The dialogue tackles this historic event's cultural and political ramifications, juxtaposed against the backdrop of ongoing debates about gender identity and rights. Duchess and John express their views on the media frenzy surrounding McBride's election, highlighting the absurdity of focusing on bathroom policies rather than significant legislative challenges. Their commentary is laced with humor, yet it underscores a severe critique of how political narratives can often sidestep substantive discussions.
Towards the conclusion, the episode turns towards lighter banter, touching on personal anecdotes and the absurdities of modern dating, all while maintaining the underlying theme of societal expectations and individual rights. The hosts leave listeners with a sense of urgency regarding the need for open dialogue about pressing social issues, encouraging an engaged and informed citizenry. Overall, this episode of the Boomer Bunker is a whirlwind of wit, wisdom, and sharp commentary that challenges listeners to think critically about the world around them, blending humor with an essential critique of current events.
Takeaways:
- The hosts discuss the current geopolitical climate and the consequences of missile launches in Ukraine, expressing concern over international tensions.
- John Domingo humorously critiques U.S. politics, highlighting perceived incompetence in leadership and calls for accountability.
- Duchess and John Jamingo express their opinions on the recent elections, including the significant representation of transgender individuals in government.
- The conversation touches on the challenges of modern dating, emphasizing the difference in experiences for men and women on dating apps.
- John Jamingo humorously proposes carrying a sock full of pennies for self-defense, calling it a 'Dump Chuck.'
- The podcast highlights the absurdity of specific political discussions, including the focus on personal issues rather than pressing national concerns.
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00:00 - None
00:13 - Introduction to the Boomer Bunker
06:19 - Political Commentary and Social Issues
09:26 - Discussion on Women's Rights and Public Spaces
23:22 - Understanding Autogynephilia
28:01 - Understanding Transgender Issues and Sports Participation
34:39 - The Withdrawal of Matt Gaetz
42:10 - The Harsh Reality of Child Trafficking
54:00 - The Value of Money and Barter Systems
01:01:29 - The Complexities of Modern Dating
01:06:52 - Violence in Urban America
01:13:25 - The Walking Challenge: Reflections and Goals
Good evening.
Duchess
Welcome to another episode of the Boomer Bunker.
Duchess
I'm one of your co hosts, the Duchess.
Duchess
And sitting next to me is the fantastic and most notorious John Domingo.
John Domingo
Making friends, influencing people.
John Domingo
You know me, just a man about town.
John Domingo
Mr.
John Domingo
Public relations.
John Domingo
I am.
John Domingo
How's everybody doing tonight?
John Domingo
Are you nervous?
John Domingo
Are you nervous that they're shooting missiles into Ukraine?
John Domingo
And United States and Britain seem to have lost their fucking mind a little.
Duchess
Bit, you know, kind of like to make it to the super bowl, you know, I mean, football.
Duchess
Turns out.
John Domingo
I know they hate Trump, but did they have to kill us fucking all?
John Domingo
I don't understand this.
Duchess
Yeah, you know what?
Duchess
They shouldn't have.
Duchess
Once there's a new.
Duchess
A whole new regime coming in for president, they really need to really edit.
Duchess
Like, be way more lame duck than they have been, because right now they're just like, throwing everything out.
John Domingo
Well, you know, Biden's not doing.
John Domingo
You know, Biden's not doing this.
John Domingo
You know, he's just a.
John Domingo
Yeah, I know.
John Domingo
A lump of people, right?
John Domingo
He's just a puppy.
John Domingo
He don't even know what he's doing over it.
John Domingo
Somebody's doing it.
John Domingo
I don't know who's doing it.
John Domingo
You know his elevator.
John Domingo
He's like a hydraulic elevator without any oil.
John Domingo
It just can't make the top floor.
John Domingo
It gets up there and it grinds and cavitates it just.
John Domingo
So, yeah.
John Domingo
He authorizes and they shoot six missiles and.
John Domingo
And who's like, hey, I'm not fucking around, okay?
John Domingo
I'm going to show you how I'm not fucking around.
John Domingo
I'm going to send an ICBM irritable bowel syndrome rocket in there to pump missile.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
I can't believe it's not butter.
John Domingo
And pucker your ass up and.
John Domingo
But here's the problem.
John Domingo
Once they launch, they don't know whether it is a nuclear.
John Domingo
What?
John Domingo
Nuclear.
John Domingo
I sound like George Bush nuclear.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
Or if it's just one with regular warheads on it.
John Domingo
And so now people are got, like, right now people have their finger on the button.
John Domingo
And I'm saying.
John Domingo
And listen, I'm putting this out there.
John Domingo
Hey, aliens, extraterrestrials.
John Domingo
If you're out there and you could stop this shit, will you please?
John Domingo
Now's the time.
John Domingo
Now's the time to show up.
John Domingo
Now's the time to, you know, just to land, to say, all right, knock your shit off.
John Domingo
Knock it off.
Duchess
Because it's insane.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
I mean, what are we doing here?
John Domingo
And it seems like everybody's into this, and I'm Sitting there and I go, okay, so I hear we were listening to Bruce this morning on the Weather Report.
John Domingo
Is it the weather report?
John Domingo
It's weathered something.
John Domingo
It's the weathered Twitter show in the morning.
Duchess
It's the weather.
Duchess
Twitter.
John Domingo
It's the weather Twitter show in the morning.
Duchess
Right, right.
Duchess
His podcast is the Weathered Report.
Duchess
And this is like his weathered something.
John Domingo
It's the Weather Report.
John Domingo
Fuck it.
Duchess
It's the weather Report.
John Domingo
It's every day on Twitter spaces.
John Domingo
6:00am Eastern time, 9:00am Eastern.
John Domingo
Yeah, the other way around.
John Domingo
Yeah, that, that.
Duchess
Right.
John Domingo
Anyhow.
Duchess
Way to plug Bruce there.
Duchess
Yeah, Something somewhere.
John Domingo
Try to find it.
John Domingo
It's on Twitter.
John Domingo
So anyhow, I'll have that.
John Domingo
There's a link in the show.
John Domingo
Notes for it.
Duchess
Before we get deeper into this, do you want to shout out to encourage people to perhaps send us.
John Domingo
Okay, so I have it open.
John Domingo
Voice and text.
John Domingo
856-477-1935.
John Domingo
Yes, you could do that.
John Domingo
You can if you hear something that.
Duchess
We'Re talking during the show.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
But then again, we have to.
John Domingo
So you don't text because you can always just put it in a chat right here.
John Domingo
Right, right.
John Domingo
Here we go.
John Domingo
But if you wanted to send a message.
John Domingo
Voice message over.
John Domingo
We do have a voice message for later.
Duchess
No, we're playing tonight, so.
Duchess
And people were curious about what is not on your head tonight?
John Domingo
I decided to go hatless.
John Domingo
You know what?
John Domingo
I think everybody realizes that I'm bald.
John Domingo
Well, the other day on.
John Domingo
I think it was Tuesday or Wednesday.
John Domingo
Tuesday, Tuesday.
John Domingo
I'm laying in bed all naked and like I do, and I get a text from Doug and he says, hey, do you want to come on?
John Domingo
You want to come on?
John Domingo
And I'm like, sure.
John Domingo
So I throw on a T shirt and a pair of shorts and I limp downstairs and we started doing a show and then we brought you on.
John Domingo
It was a lot of fun.
John Domingo
But it's on Patreon.
John Domingo
So if you want to go over to the Who's Right podcast, WhoRightPodcast.com or WhoRight.com Patreon, you can sign up.
John Domingo
And we did about an hour and a half show.
John Domingo
It was a lot of fun.
John Domingo
A lot of fun.
Duchess
And all the gentlemen were.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Levels of receding hair.
John Domingo
So I was going to put a hat on.
John Domingo
And then I saw Doug and he's bald.
John Domingo
And Anthony's got his head shaved down everything.
John Domingo
He's bald.
John Domingo
I said, well, why am I putting a hat on?
John Domingo
Let's all just bald it up.
John Domingo
Let's do it.
John Domingo
So I do have a Little look.
John Domingo
Okay, so I have a daughter that cuts hair and she's always busy, so I have a hair trimmer, and I always forget which one is the one that I use.
John Domingo
And I apparently use the short one.
John Domingo
And I buzz this sucker down to almost nothing.
John Domingo
I got like a white hue.
Duchess
Whoops.
John Domingo
My eyes.
Duchess
Well, that's just a little shorter.
John Domingo
So then, so then when Bruce says, you know about this?
John Domingo
I, you know, they Russia shot a ICBM in the.
John Domingo
In the Ukraine.
John Domingo
So I go to the news, they're not talking about it at all.
John Domingo
I'm like, why isn't this all over the news?
John Domingo
Why isn't.
John Domingo
Why isn't this all.
John Domingo
Not at all.
John Domingo
What do we got to talk about?
Duchess
Trump nominations?
John Domingo
No.
John Domingo
Sarah McBride was elected into the House of Representatives as the first transgender representative, and we need to fight over where she's going to shit and piss.
John Domingo
That's what happened.
Duchess
That's important right now, right?
John Domingo
Yes, that is.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Because that's all we have.
John Domingo
To be honest with you.
John Domingo
This is such a non brainer kind of thing, but they have to have.
John Domingo
We're gonna.
John Domingo
Where are we gonna.
John Domingo
Where are we gonna piss?
John Domingo
Nancy Mace, I don't know if you know this, but she was rape victim.
John Domingo
She's been raped and she's been sexually assaulted.
John Domingo
I don't know if it was the same time.
John Domingo
Sounds like a good time.
John Domingo
But anyhow, she was a rape and she was assaulted, and she doesn't want dicks in the ladies room.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
And I'm like, okay, not bad.
John Domingo
I understand.
John Domingo
So she's wanted to bring up a resolution for the House in the House rules where Sarah McBride cannot use the ladies room.
John Domingo
And so, of course, now the media's got.
John Domingo
They've got fresh meat, so they're gonna.
John Domingo
Oh.
John Domingo
So they get ahold of Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, and they go to Mike, all right, Mike, are you gonna allow her to use the ladies room?
John Domingo
And.
John Domingo
And he's like, listen, you know, we're gonna treat everybody with respect.
John Domingo
This is what we do here.
Duchess
And, you know, trying to tap dance on that line.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
And then they.
Duchess
Nope.
John Domingo
So they had a meeting, and Mike Johnson got a talking to in that meeting, and he was, you know, he said.
John Domingo
Then he came back out and he had something else to say.
John Domingo
And here.
Speaker C
Hello, everybody.
Speaker C
I just want to make a statement for all of you here and be very clear.
Speaker C
I was asked a question this morning at the leadership gaggle, and I rejected the premise because the answer is so obvious for anybody who doesn't know my well established record on this issue.
Speaker C
Let me be unequivocally clear.
Speaker C
A man is a man and a woman is a woman, and a man cannot become a woman.
Speaker C
That said, I also believe that's what scripture teaches, what I just said.
Speaker C
But I also believe that we treat everybody with dignity and so we can do and believe all those things at the same time.
Speaker C
And I wanted to make that clear for everybody because there's lots of questions, but that's where I stand.
Speaker C
I've stood there my whole life and those are facts.
John Domingo
And I'm getting the fuck out of here before you guys ask any questions, because I don't want to hear.
Duchess
He's like, thank you.
Duchess
Goodbye.
Duchess
He's like, the like, was it KJP does when she's had enough?
Duchess
She's like, bind her clothes.
Duchess
Goodbye.
Duchess
Done.
John Domingo
Yeah, I'm out.
John Domingo
You know, Bye.
John Domingo
So they corner Nancy Mace and.
John Domingo
Is that right?
John Domingo
Mace?
John Domingo
Nancy Mace, Yes.
Duchess
Nancy Mace, Yes.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
Sometimes I hear myself and I'm like, does that sound.
John Domingo
That doesn't sound right, that right.
John Domingo
But it is sounds right.
Duchess
Oh, she's doubled down.
Duchess
And she does not.
Duchess
She's not.
John Domingo
She's.
John Domingo
She's pulling no punches.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
And yet I don't blame her.
Speaker D
Okay, well, number one, I want to see this in the house rules package.
Speaker D
I want to make sure that no men are in women's practice private spaces.
Speaker D
And it's not going to end here.
Speaker D
This shouldn't be going on any federal property.
Speaker D
If you're a school or an institution that gets government funding, this kind of thing should be banned.
Speaker D
I think it's sick, it's twisted.
Speaker D
I have fought like hell for women's rights.
Speaker D
I mean, 25 years ago this year, I became the first woman to break the glass ceiling and graduate from a military college that was formerly all male.
John Domingo
Oh, you're a rebel rouser.
John Domingo
See, you're one of those people that you had to go to an all male school just to say, oh, I'm a female and I should be able to.
Duchess
All right, anything else you want to say about her?
Speaker D
The way that I've been attacked today and last night for fighting to protect women and girls, it's ridiculous.
Speaker D
So if that being a feminist makes me an extremist, I'm totally here for it.
John Domingo
Is this effort in response to Congresswoman McBride's coming to Congress?
Speaker D
Yes, and absolutely and then some.
Speaker D
I'm not going to stand for a man.
Speaker D
You know, if someone with a penis is in the women's locker room, that's not okay.
Speaker D
And I'm a victim of abuse myself.
Speaker D
I'm a rape survivor.
Speaker D
I have PTSD from the abuse I've suffered at the hands of a man.
Speaker D
And I know how vulnerable women and girls are in private spaces.
Speaker D
So I'm absolutely 100% going to stand in the way of any man who wants to be in a women's restroom, in our locker rooms, in our changing rooms.
Speaker D
I will be there fighting you every step of the way.
John Domingo
Okay, Question, Duchess.
Duchess
Yes.
John Domingo
Your thoughts?
John Domingo
Do you have a problem with anything that Nancy just said?
Duchess
No.
Duchess
No.
John Domingo
You're.
John Domingo
You're okay with all that?
Duchess
I am.
Duchess
I would, like.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
No, I don't have any problems with what she's saying.
Duchess
I think if a couple extra bathrooms could be made for, like, anybody.
Duchess
Fine.
Duchess
Give them, like, the one, like, the family stalls and shit.
Duchess
Whatever.
Duchess
Make those.
Duchess
Make a one person, you know, go in, take a kind of thing.
Duchess
But.
Duchess
And that's this way you're not in the hymns or hers, and then you have, like, anybody.
Duchess
And I'm fine with that.
Duchess
But I would be very uncomfortable if I was at my most vulnerable moments and there was a dude there.
Duchess
And it doesn't matter that it's a stall that, like.
Duchess
Oh, the little stall closes.
Duchess
Those don't.
Duchess
Look, everybody's had somebody walk in on them in the bathroom in the public restroom.
Duchess
Those doors don't latch for.
John Domingo
But you don't want.
Duchess
I don't need.
Duchess
You don't want to.
Duchess
I don't want to walk past that.
Duchess
I don't want.
Duchess
You know, there's a reason, you know, you.
Duchess
You don't send your children into the bathrooms.
John Domingo
Yes.
Duchess
And I'm not saying everybody.
Duchess
Everybody is geared towards children, but they are even more vulnerable in a restroom.
Duchess
So, I mean, so there's.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
I'm.
Duchess
I'm.
Duchess
I'm actually back in this.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
You don't want to go into a lady.
Duchess
Sure.
Duchess
But I don't care.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
You don't want to go in the ladies room in here.
John Domingo
You don't want to hear that in a lady's room.
Duchess
You know, so Bob points out in the comments that they have their own bathroom in their office.
John Domingo
Yeah, they do.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
But everybody's all fired up because I'm wandering around out.
Duchess
Out and about in the wild.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
In.
Duchess
In.
Duchess
In the building.
Duchess
And they want to.
Duchess
If they need to use the ladies room.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
She would want to go in there.
John Domingo
So aoc.
John Domingo
She's upset.
Duchess
It's disgusting.
Duchess
And everybody, no matter how you feel on this issue, should Reject it completely.
Duchess
What are they doing?
Duchess
They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can make a buck and send a text and fundraise off an email.
John Domingo
That is such disgusting.
John Domingo
She says the only reason she's doing this.
Duchess
Piglet.
Duchess
Yeah, it's a piglet thing to say.
Duchess
That's so gross.
Duchess
Like she doesn't try to capitalize on every single thing she fucking does.
John Domingo
I know.
John Domingo
Her and her fucking horse teeth.
John Domingo
You know there's a.
John Domingo
Somebody did some.
John Domingo
I think it was AI generated art where she's got these big giant horse teeth and a horse face and then she wants them scrubbed off the Internet.
John Domingo
Go to Blue Sky.
John Domingo
Is that it?
Duchess
Go there, go there.
Speaker E
They're not doing this to protect people.
Duchess
They're endangering women.
Duchess
They're endangered.
John Domingo
How are they in a.
Duchess
Dangerous women that you're endangering women.
Duchess
That.
Duchess
That's what Nancy Mace believes, that this is endangering women.
John Domingo
Yeah, but she's got it back.
Duchess
Oh, but she's saying it from the other side.
John Domingo
Yeah, she's saying it from the other side.
John Domingo
I.
Duchess
Well, we do have some fans of AOC in the comments there.
John Domingo
Let me see Bruce, she's hot.
Duchess
Bruce thinks she's super hot.
John Domingo
Yeah, super.
Duchess
She's so crazy.
John Domingo
That's the cut.
John Domingo
She's so cunty.
John Domingo
I can't take this.
Duchess
He doesn't care.
Duchess
Yeah, but you guys don't mind crazy.
John Domingo
Joaquin says John has his own bathroom in his bedroom too.
John Domingo
What are you talking about?
John Domingo
I know what you're talking about.
John Domingo
You're talking about my pee bucket.
John Domingo
I know.
John Domingo
Jeez.
John Domingo
You mentioned one time you got a pee bucket.
Duchess
You mentioned several times and it was very funny.
Duchess
Oh.
Duchess
So here's.
Duchess
Go ahead.
John Domingo
I'm sorry.
Duchess
Nope.
Duchess
Read Joaquin.
John Domingo
I was gonna.
John Domingo
Oh no, I wasn't gonna do Joaquin's.
John Domingo
I was going to Jody B.
John Domingo
Jody B.
John Domingo
Says maybe they can poop in the giant crater.
John Domingo
Russia wants to into our country.
John Domingo
See, Jody's.
John Domingo
Jody's fired up about this too.
John Domingo
Jody, you know, he's real even keeled and he doesn't really get involved in anything.
John Domingo
Even Jody B.
John Domingo
Is like, what the is going on here?
John Domingo
Yeah, well, it's.
Duchess
Everybody finds a key, an issue that's super important to them and right now this is like, you know, our lives in future if.
Duchess
What.
Duchess
What the are we going to even have?
Duchess
You know, I can't even.
John Domingo
All right, this is a very interesting statement from Sparky Toaster.
John Domingo
What is the proper thing to do for a dad with a five year old daughter as far as A public bathroom in a public space.
John Domingo
This is what I did.
John Domingo
You take them in the men's room with you, and you walk in.
John Domingo
Absolutely.
John Domingo
And as you walk in, you open their eyes.
Duchess
Open up the door.
John Domingo
No, you open up the door.
John Domingo
You say, gentlemen, I have to bring in my.
John Domingo
I have to bring in my daughter.
John Domingo
Okay?
John Domingo
And they're like, okay, everything's good.
John Domingo
And then you walk in and you.
John Domingo
You take her into the stall and you clean the fucking seat because these filthy motherfuckers piss all over everything.
Duchess
You men are gross.
Duchess
Well, ladies rooms are just as fucking, right?
John Domingo
You clean the seat and then you.
John Domingo
You're in there, and then she goes to the bathroom and you take her out.
John Domingo
I've had to do that when I've taken my daughters to the movies or to, like, a Philadelphia Philly skate.
John Domingo
Absolutely.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
So that's.
John Domingo
Yeah, that's what they have to do.
John Domingo
So that's what.
Duchess
Yeah, it's.
Duchess
It's scary.
Duchess
It's scary to bring.
Duchess
There's just so many wackos in.
Duchess
In these spaces.
Duchess
And it's.
Duchess
You know, when you.
Duchess
When you have to bring a child into.
Duchess
Into that, you know, and.
Duchess
And I.
Duchess
I remember Paul bringing them into the men's room.
Duchess
I think it was at Radio City Music hall for some kids.
Duchess
I think we went to see Blues Clues live or something.
Duchess
So it's like just kids everywhere.
Duchess
And he just like, like, hustle, walk them into the stalls, like, you know, like, right past the.
Duchess
The big trough that y'all pee in.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And he just like.
Duchess
He's like, I just, like, frog marched right now.
Duchess
I don't even think her feet touched the ground.
Duchess
He just like, go, go, go, go.
Duchess
And just dragged her in.
Duchess
But it.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
Jody says he can't.
Duchess
Things you don't want to explain.
John Domingo
He can't.
John Domingo
Imagine the men's room at the Eagles game.
John Domingo
The lines were ridiculous.
John Domingo
You.
John Domingo
I don't even know.
John Domingo
Like, if it was me right now, if I had to go to the lines game and you stand in there at the urinal like they're five, six deep, maybe ten deep in the.
John Domingo
At the urinal lines.
John Domingo
And if I do that now, I'd just pee myself.
John Domingo
Do you have troughs they would pee in?
John Domingo
No, they're just single urinals.
John Domingo
Guys would pee in a sink.
John Domingo
Guys would walk over, just pee in the sink.
John Domingo
You're like, motherfucker, stop.
Duchess
Oh, that's disgusting.
John Domingo
Hey, man, when you've had like, eight.
Duchess
Or nine, nobody washes their hands and.
John Domingo
You'Re in There and you gotta pee.
John Domingo
You gotta pee.
John Domingo
What are you gonna do?
John Domingo
I mean, I.
John Domingo
Bob says Jamingo took his kid to the pee bucket aisle.
John Domingo
Sparky FedEx Field has a pistol.
John Domingo
They still have a piss trough.
John Domingo
There was a lot of.
John Domingo
When I used to go to auto racing for dirt tracks, a lot of the men's dirt tracks had, like, just a big trough that you would pee.
John Domingo
There's a bar in New Jersey in Barrington, New Jersey.
John Domingo
It's just like right on up, like at the road split this way.
John Domingo
It's on a corner.
John Domingo
It's like a triangular bar in the bar.
John Domingo
I think the bar is originally.
John Domingo
The bar is originally from the 1800s.
John Domingo
That's how long it's been there.
John Domingo
There's a pea trough right there at the bar.
John Domingo
So you'd be drinking your beer.
John Domingo
You stand up, pull your zipper down, and pee right there at the bottom of the fucking bar.
John Domingo
It's still there.
John Domingo
I can't remember the name.
John Domingo
No, you don't know.
John Domingo
They throw you out.
John Domingo
You're peeing it now, I think.
John Domingo
Well, we used to go there when I was in an.
John Domingo
When I was an elevator helper.
John Domingo
The mechanic that I was with used to like to go there after.
John Domingo
Like, if sometimes on Friday we would go for lunch, he'd say, oh, they got great.
John Domingo
What the fuck?
John Domingo
Did they have a great pork roll and cheese sandwiches there?
John Domingo
So you'd go get a pork roll and cheese sandwich.
John Domingo
That meant.
John Domingo
So he could drink shots and beer.
Duchess
On a hard roll.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
It's not a man's only bar.
John Domingo
It's.
John Domingo
You know, there were.
Duchess
Well, at the time, it probably was.
John Domingo
It's a shot and beer bar.
John Domingo
You know what I mean?
John Domingo
It's not like if you walked in there and asked for, like a martini or Manhattan, they throw you right out of the door.
John Domingo
It's not Taylor ham, it's pork roll.
Duchess
I'll throw brands.
Duchess
God damn it.
Duchess
It's a brand Budvogger.
John Domingo
I'll die on that hill.
John Domingo
You know why?
Duchess
Because we're Every tissue is not a Kleenex.
Duchess
He's from Jersey.
Duchess
That's what the fight is.
John Domingo
He's from North Jersey.
Duchess
Well, he's right.
Duchess
I know he's not.
Duchess
No, he's west might be near our capital area.
Duchess
Okay, so that he's ding dong.
Duchess
That thinks it's called.
Duchess
That must be.
Duchess
Well, that's the area he's from.
Duchess
He's not.
Duchess
Dirk said Eagles fans just pick on each other because they're animals.
John Domingo
Oh.
John Domingo
Probably go.
John Domingo
You.
John Domingo
You're just.
John Domingo
You Bills have Never won a Super Bowl.
John Domingo
You're one of the only teams that have never won a Super.
John Domingo
Even the Eagles have won a Super Bowl.
John Domingo
Loser took him a long time.
John Domingo
You know who was really pissed.
John Domingo
And this is, this is a little longer clip, but I'm sorry, I just.
John Domingo
I was all in for this.
John Domingo
Megan Kelly the other day went off on this.
John Domingo
I love milk.
John Domingo
I know you don't like her, but.
Speaker F
I don't know men in women's spaces.
Speaker F
Not in their bathrooms, not in their locker rooms, not in their prisons, not in their sports, period.
Duchess
Okay.
Speaker F
There's nothing kind about forcing women to endanger themselves and make themselves uncomfortable for the sake of somebody else.
Speaker F
This is what McBride himself tried to use to shame us.
Speaker F
Sarah, formerly Tim.
Speaker F
Oh, I dead named him.
Speaker F
He was Tim McBride for 20 years, then as a senior at American University, suddenly declared himself a woman.
Speaker F
He never became a woman.
Speaker F
He became a man dressing as one.
Speaker F
He changed his name to Sarah, which I would call him if he were here.
Speaker F
But in order to make clear to you what we're dealing with here, what we're talking about, I point out to you, he used to be Tim.
Speaker F
Now he's Sarah.
John Domingo
You still got a.
Speaker F
Okay, we got Sarah's posting on X was.
Speaker F
Every day Americans go to work with people who have life journeys different than their own and engage with them respectfully.
Speaker F
I hope members of Congress can muster that same kindness.
Speaker F
This is what they do.
Speaker F
They use words like that to shame us into silence and away from a position that would protect ourselves and our comfort.
Speaker F
There is nothing wrong with saying, I am uncomfortable with you, Mr.
Speaker F
McBride, coming into my bathroom.
Speaker F
And here again, one more point.
Speaker F
This is yet another situation that underscores the danger of using preferred pronouns.
Speaker F
How can you say she cannot come into the women's room?
Speaker F
How can you say that?
Speaker F
That doesn't work.
Speaker F
Sarah McBride is a he.
Speaker F
He may not go into Nancy Mase's bathroom because he is a man.
Speaker F
And Nancy Mase's bathroom is for women.
Speaker F
That's it.
John Domingo
Okay?
Duchess
She's not wrong.
Duchess
She's not wrong.
Duchess
And that's.
Duchess
And that's the game.
Duchess
It's the feelings game.
Duchess
Is that it?
Duchess
It's a guilt trip.
Duchess
We are have been raised as women, at least not so much, maybe in these future generations, but probably this Megyn Kelly's around my age and you were raised to be nice.
Duchess
You're raised to be polite.
Duchess
And you know, you don't.
Duchess
You don't be rude to people and that would hurt their feelings.
Duchess
And we don't want to Hurt their feelings.
Duchess
And that's how this is coming around.
Duchess
So if you don't support that, well, you're being mean.
Duchess
And that whole thing of, like, be kind, don't shame me because of how I feel, and that I don't want men in a private space.
Duchess
And that's like, she's not wrong.
Duchess
It's wording.
Duchess
It's all about the words to make you, as a woman feel bad or feel guilty.
John Domingo
All right, so I learned something today that I didn't know before.
John Domingo
I didn't realize, because I always say that, you know, the reason you can't let a transgender person into a ladies room is because then people with other issues will also use this as a way to get into the ladies room.
John Domingo
Remember when they took a picture of that dude up at Planet Fitness in Anchorage, and he's sitting there with a black brow on, shaving, and he looked like he's got short.
Duchess
It was very aggressive.
Duchess
It was super aggressive.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
And I didn't realize, but there's a name for it, and it's called autogynephilia.
John Domingo
Autogynephilia is different.
John Domingo
It's not different.
John Domingo
It's a offshoot of gender dysphoria.
John Domingo
And I didn't know anything about it until I heard this.
Duchess
Why are there so many of these types of people?
Duchess
The sad part of this is that the majority of these people who call themselves trans women are not actually trans women.
Duchess
They are indeed autogynephiles.
Duchess
3% of men in Western countries might experience autogynephilia.
Duchess
And we already know the statistic for actual transsexual people.
Duchess
It is 0.03% of the population.
Duchess
So 0.03% to 3%.
Duchess
It's a big difference.
Duchess
Classical transsexuals clearly have a natural feminine disposition.
Duchess
They like men.
Duchess
Autogynephiles, however, I'm going to say nine times out of 10, it's a kind of weird autistic goth girl fetishy.
Duchess
Their femininity is clumsy, over sexualized.
Duchess
When they get comfortable, they tend not to date very easily.
Duchess
They tend to have a lot of discomfort.
Duchess
They tend to be very, very aggressive about pronouns.
John Domingo
They look like dudes.
John Domingo
They look like dudes.
John Domingo
Yeah, that are.
John Domingo
That got some.
John Domingo
Like the guy that used to be on the Bachelor, and then he.
Duchess
Oh, who did it as a joke.
John Domingo
He did it as a joke.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
And he didn't tell anybody.
John Domingo
All righty, so here we go.
John Domingo
Let me get to this.
John Domingo
So this is autogynephilia, a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female.
John Domingo
Intended for the term to refer to a full gamut of erotically arousing cross gender behaviors and fantasies.
John Domingo
And the reason I say that is.
John Domingo
Let's go way back in the Wayback Machine.
Duchess
Yes.
John Domingo
Is it this one here?
John Domingo
Remember this?
John Domingo
Transgender.
John Domingo
Hang on, let me make it a little bit easier for everybody to read.
John Domingo
There we go.
John Domingo
Transgender activist who sues beauty salon for refusing to wax her vagina.
John Domingo
Her balls, her dick and balls loses discriminating point.
John Domingo
Now, remember this guy?
John Domingo
He was going around in all these.
Duchess
For those who can't see it, it's a very large fella who's dressed kind of pretty with a tiara on his head.
John Domingo
And he would go into spas and he would go up to the ladies and go, hey, would you wax my balls, please?
John Domingo
Would you like to have my balls waxed?
John Domingo
I need a good Brazilian.
John Domingo
And then they go, oh, we know.
John Domingo
Wax man's nuts.
John Domingo
We only wax vaginas.
John Domingo
But he would go to these and that's what he was doing.
John Domingo
He was going.
Duchess
Looking to make some money.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Sue a bunch of people.
John Domingo
And they're still following it around.
John Domingo
And it gets really upset when you film it because it starts yelling the N word so you won't use it.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
And if I could, I dug and dug and dug into the Internet today to find one of those videos where she was yelling the N word.
John Domingo
Because you know who would play it?
John Domingo
This guy.
John Domingo
But yeah, that freak is still in.
John Domingo
It's.
John Domingo
It's still in Canada right now.
John Domingo
But that's the problem.
John Domingo
You have these people that use this as a sexual fetish to turn on.
Duchess
And then that's.
Duchess
That's what.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
But he's, he's this.
Duchess
That person still wants to have sex with women.
Duchess
Like, they enjoy that.
Duchess
So that.
Duchess
So they get all kinky, turned on.
Duchess
And then now are they attacking women?
Duchess
Are they raping women?
Duchess
Like there.
Duchess
There are cases of men who are just as women who attack women and rape them and children.
Duchess
It's kind of.
John Domingo
Well, the L and the G's and the B's are really getting pissed off at the T's.
John Domingo
They've had enough of the T's because the T's are causing them a lot of trouble.
John Domingo
Right?
John Domingo
And to be honest with you, the T's.
John Domingo
I figure it's just live action roleplay.
John Domingo
So it should be lgbl.
John Domingo
That's what it should be.
John Domingo
Live action.
John Domingo
And look, let's break it down.
John Domingo
There's three things that transgender people that we require from transgender people.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
One is, where are they going to shit, piss, and change?
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
They can't do it in the ladies room.
John Domingo
They can go in the men's room.
John Domingo
We don't really care.
John Domingo
But it's uncomfortable, all right?
John Domingo
So they should have their own little changing room.
John Domingo
All right?
John Domingo
The second thing is, when are they going to tell the person they're dating that they have a cock?
John Domingo
That's very important in the dating.
Duchess
That's got to be upfront.
Duchess
That's, like, got to be the first.
John Domingo
Because a lot of time, the people, they can really pass for a woman.
John Domingo
You can't tell.
Duchess
There's some very pretty men.
John Domingo
Exactly.
Duchess
Pretty men.
John Domingo
And the other ones are, you can't go into women's sports because you.
Duchess
Oh, that's a big no.
John Domingo
Yeah, Right.
John Domingo
And I think if you've gone through.
Duchess
Puberty as a man, there's no way you can be in women's sports.
Duchess
There's no way.
John Domingo
And speaking of looking like a man, Whoopi Goldberg on the View the other day said, you know, there's only about a hundred transgender people in sports in the country.
John Domingo
And I'm like, okay, how many?
John Domingo
How many do you need?
John Domingo
Are we supposed to let them do it?
John Domingo
Because I think it was in New Jersey, a dude in a skirt was playing field hockey, and he hit the ball, and it knocked the girl's teeth out.
John Domingo
All of her teeth out.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
There's another girl.
Duchess
You could get.
Duchess
You could.
Duchess
That could happen.
Duchess
But, yeah, okay.
Duchess
But, yeah, he's in.
Duchess
But he's infinitely stronger.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
It was like a rocket.
John Domingo
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
When you hurt, you could hear it.
John Domingo
It just make you sick to your stomach.
John Domingo
See, look at you.
John Domingo
You already covered your mouth.
John Domingo
My poor Chiclets.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I can't imagine.
John Domingo
There was Chiclets all over the field.
John Domingo
And another guy spiked a volleyball and hit a girl in the head.
John Domingo
And she's paralyzed.
John Domingo
She can't feel, like, half her arm or something like that.
Duchess
But that's fair.
Duchess
That's fair.
John Domingo
Yes.
Duchess
And then you have.
Duchess
And then you have that swimmer.
Duchess
What's his face?
John Domingo
Oh, Leah Thomas.
John Domingo
Or what was his.
John Domingo
What was his real name?
Duchess
Leah?
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Dude.
Duchess
Dude, whatever.
John Domingo
Leah Thomas.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
He's massively bigger than, like, you see all the swimmers and then him, like, a foot taller.
John Domingo
I think his name is William.
Duchess
Standing next to.
Duchess
Yeah, it's like standing next to Michael Phelps.
Duchess
It's ridiculous.
Duchess
He's got a wingspan.
Duchess
He's got a shoulder span.
Duchess
He's got muscles that women can't compete with.
Duchess
That's why there's women's sports and then there's men's sports.
Duchess
And just because you want to be a woman, that doesn't mean you are, like, you are physically different.
Duchess
You're just.
Duchess
That's just the way it is.
Duchess
That's science.
Duchess
I know people don't like science, but you are physically stronger.
Duchess
You're completely different.
Duchess
Skeleton.
Duchess
That's how they identify skeletons when they dig up these bodies by the shape of them.
Duchess
Yeah, the skeletons, they can see it.
Duchess
Sorry.
John Domingo
No, I mean, yeah.
John Domingo
So autogynephilia.
John Domingo
That's the difference.
John Domingo
And I didn't realize that.
Duchess
Look it up.
John Domingo
I knew something was like, in other words, I didn't know there was a name for it.
John Domingo
There's transgender people that are actually transgender and.
John Domingo
All right, so let's get back to what's her name?
Duchess
Right.
John Domingo
Sarah McBride.
Duchess
Dial it back.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
All right, so, yeah, because you get people like this now, I can't tell if this is transgender or not, but you get this.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
Work.
Duchess
I'm at drop off an order, and my diary's getting kind of full right now, so I might need a change really soon.
Duchess
But it is very discreet.
Duchess
Check out my last video for the discreet outfits.
Speaker C
Video.
John Domingo
Video.
Duchess
But my diaper is getting a little full right now.
John Domingo
That.
John Domingo
That right there.
Duchess
Wait, what?
Duchess
Why?
Duchess
Why was.
John Domingo
All right, so he's out delivering food.
John Domingo
This brings.
Duchess
Wearing a diaper.
John Domingo
Brings your pizza to your house wearing a diaper.
Duchess
I don't even like people coming to my house.
Duchess
Delivery service in general, Amazon order.
John Domingo
And he can't speak, and he just.
Duchess
Whips up his dress, Right?
John Domingo
He's got his pants, which is a strange phrase.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And a diaper.
John Domingo
Sparky says, I ain't eating that pizza.
John Domingo
I ain't doing that.
Duchess
Can you imagine, like, that, that that person comes up to your door, hands you your food?
Duchess
No, I don't.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
If that dude walked up.
Duchess
That's why you don't do that.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
I.
John Domingo
I just.
Duchess
Again, was he lisping on purpose or was that, like.
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
I think he has a problem with it.
John Domingo
I think maybe he took too many dicks to the mouth before he got.
John Domingo
Before he did this.
John Domingo
I'm not 100% sure.
Duchess
It sounded like he had a speech impediment or something.
John Domingo
Yeah, a little bit.
John Domingo
Maybe a little bit.
Duchess
Podcast secret professionals wear diapers.
John Domingo
So through all that, right?
John Domingo
So now this.
John Domingo
Poor Sarah, all she did was she was elected to go to Congress.
John Domingo
So this is her statement.
John Domingo
We've talked about everybody else.
John Domingo
Everybody else that's all upset about this, so let's actually hear from her.
John Domingo
Here's our statement.
John Domingo
I'm not here to fight about bathrooms.
John Domingo
I'm here to fight for Delawareans and to bring down the cost facing families.
John Domingo
Like all members, I will follow the rules outlined by Speaker Johnson, even if I disagree with them.
John Domingo
This effort to distract from the real issues facing this country hasn't distracted me over the past several days.
John Domingo
I've remained hard at work preparing to represent the greatest state in the union come January in serving in the 119th Congress.
John Domingo
It will be an honor of the lifetime.
John Domingo
And I continue to look forward to getting to know my future colleagues on both sides of the aisle.
John Domingo
Each of us were sent here because voters saw something in us that they value.
John Domingo
I have loved getting to see those qualities in future colleagues that I've met.
John Domingo
And I look forward to seeing those qualities in every member come January.
John Domingo
I hope all my colleagues will seek to do the same with me.
Duchess
Now, for God's sake, she's been the most gracious at all of it.
Duchess
Fine.
Duchess
Good.
Duchess
Problem solved.
Duchess
God, move on.
John Domingo
Yeah, she's just like, yeah, you know what?
John Domingo
I'll piss in my office.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
I'll problem solve.
Duchess
If that's what the boss guy says.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
So all this.
Duchess
Well, replying it as Sarah, so.
Duchess
But yes.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
So I mean, all that shit.
Duchess
And that's the response.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
So your buddy dropped out of the race or not the race he pulls out.
John Domingo
Matt Gaetz is now not.
Duchess
Matt Gates has a strong pullout game, apparently.
Duchess
So.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
You want to read this?
Duchess
Sure.
Duchess
I had excellent meetings with senators yesterday.
Duchess
I appreciate their thoughtful feedback and the incredible support of so many.
Duchess
While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump Vance transition team.
Duchess
I guess there is no time to waste on a needlessly was it protracted Washington scuffle.
Duchess
Thus, I'll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney General.
Duchess
Trump's DOJ must be in place and ready on day one.
Duchess
I remain fully committed to see that Donald J.
Duchess
Trump is the most successful president in history.
Duchess
I will forever be honored that President Trump nominated me to lead the Department of Justice.
Duchess
And I'm certain he will save America.
John Domingo
Fantastic.
Duchess
And he popped that dick right back out of his mouth.
Duchess
Put it back in Trump's pants.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
And then Donald Trump.
John Domingo
Donald Trump also made a statement.
John Domingo
Would you like to read that?
Duchess
Sure.
Duchess
I greatly appreciate.
John Domingo
No, no, no, no.
Duchess
Recent.
John Domingo
As Donald Trump.
Duchess
No, I'm not.
Duchess
I can't read it.
Duchess
As Donald Trump.
John Domingo
Come on, you can't do that.
John Domingo
You could do it.
Duchess
All right, I'll, I'll try.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
I greatly appreciate the recent efforts of Matt Gaetz in seeking approval to be the Attorney General.
Duchess
He was doing well, very well.
Duchess
But at the same time did not want to be a distraction for the administration for which he has much respect.
Duchess
So much respect.
Duchess
Matt has a wonderful future, and I look forward to watching all the great things he will do.
John Domingo
There we go.
John Domingo
Atta girl.
John Domingo
Look at you.
John Domingo
I couldn't wait to put that one up because I knew, I said.
John Domingo
I knew you were going to say, okay, I'll read that.
John Domingo
And then I said, trump.
John Domingo
Excellent job.
John Domingo
Nice job.
Duchess
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
John Domingo
But the best part of everything was the fact that Sonny Hostin was talking about this bitch and she had to apologize for this.
John Domingo
And then the motherfucker pulled out.
John Domingo
And I'm so much here, I'm here for it.
Duchess
You know, his campaign was his contingent, was laughing their ass off.
Duchess
All right, he's gonna drop.
John Domingo
Here's Sonny talking about it, and then like five minutes later, she had to do the retraction.
John Domingo
The look on her face, they got her so fast.
John Domingo
They slapped that down so good.
John Domingo
Here we go.
Speaker D
How could you nominate someone with allegations of child trafficking across or trafficking across state lines and having sex with a 17 year old?
Speaker D
My understanding.
Speaker D
Further on in the interview, they discussed the fact that once he finds out that she's 17, he stops having sex with her.
John Domingo
Sonny.
John Domingo
All right, hang on one second.
John Domingo
She's a lawyer, right?
John Domingo
Don't she know what you can say and what you can't say?
Duchess
She doesn't care.
Duchess
She gets away with it.
Duchess
That's why.
Duchess
Because she gets away with that all the time.
Duchess
Well, not this time.
John Domingo
I'm sorry.
John Domingo
People that are listening in, is that audio podcast.
John Domingo
You aren't going to get the delicious, resting bitch face that Sunny Hasa does when she reads this statement.
Duchess
Well, what happened was she got the attorneys, right?
Duchess
The abc, like, they went to commercial and I guess and they came back and they immediately said, you have to read this.
John Domingo
Here we go.
Duchess
Because of her allegations.
John Domingo
You have a legal note?
Speaker D
I do have a legal note.
Speaker D
Thank you, Whoopi.
Duchess
Thank you.
Speaker D
Matt Gates has long denied all allegations, calling the claims, quote, invented and saying in a statement to ABC News that this false smear following a three year criminal investigation should be viewed with great skepticism.
Speaker D
That doj Investigation was closed.
Speaker D
Closed with no charges being brought.
Duchess
We'll be right back.
Duchess
She was so mad she had to read that.
John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
And I mean, the legal team jumped on that very quickly.
John Domingo
I understand that.
John Domingo
But, you know, let's, let's put it in, you know, in context.
John Domingo
He apparently did do this.
John Domingo
Allegedly.
John Domingo
Oh, yeah, let's use allegedly.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
I'm not reading an apology.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
Where is it?
John Domingo
So I'm trying to see where the.
John Domingo
I have an article here.
John Domingo
I think it's.
John Domingo
Why did he withdraw?
John Domingo
Look at Trump's cabinet, key roles.
John Domingo
Gates was already struggling to find support within the Senate, which evaluates confirms.
John Domingo
He wouldn't have gotten.
John Domingo
It would have been embarrassing for him.
John Domingo
He wouldn't got confirmed.
John Domingo
He wouldn't got confirmed.
John Domingo
So that's why he dropped out.
John Domingo
And.
John Domingo
But it's just so funny that he actually did do that.
John Domingo
And to me, the best part was he had to.
John Domingo
He got sunny.
John Domingo
Have to read that fucking retraction.
John Domingo
Which.
Duchess
Oh, just the fact it happened so quickly, so very quickly was.
Duchess
I mean, I don't know why all, like you said, like, someone had, oh, Boomer Bob says, when did the views start caring about facts?
Duchess
So someone in legal was paying attention and was probably like, oh, you can't say that.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
But I heard there was, there was something drafted and sent over, so I don't know if they.
Duchess
I don't know how that happened so quickly, but I'm, I'm, I super enjoyed the sour look on her face because she is such a smug bitch.
John Domingo
Boomer Prop says Trump should pick Judge Joe Brown.
John Domingo
Now, that would be fantastic.
John Domingo
I would love that.
John Domingo
Yeah, I would love Mike.
Duchess
Mike Pelarito says she read that, like an easy apology.
John Domingo
Eric Zane, how many times do you know that he had to apologize?
Duchess
He never cared.
Duchess
He, he, he clearly said, anytime they made me apologize, I never meant it.
Duchess
Of course that's exactly what she did.
Duchess
That's why when they handed it to her, you know, she was like, thank you, hubby.
Duchess
And like, just went deadpan, expressionless.
Duchess
Like, she may as well have just, like, n.
Duchess
Like she could have just made faces and, like, wind her way through it, like, almost.
Duchess
That was kind of weird.
John Domingo
Budwegger says he picked Pam Bondi.
John Domingo
Bondi.
John Domingo
She's the AG for Florida.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
Obviously, he's another, another misogynist.
Duchess
Misogynistic choice for picking women, you know, Although I don't know that Linda McMahon.
Duchess
I'm not sure about that one.
John Domingo
You don't like her?
John Domingo
What, just because she used to bang.
Duchess
Vince, I don't care that she banged.
Duchess
Everybody's banged somebody.
Duchess
I don't care about that.
Duchess
It's just the fact the only video I've seen of her is her getting like suplexed by some wrestler or something.
Duchess
Like.
John Domingo
It's just Gobblehead says Duchess, stunning as always.
John Domingo
Jamingo bald.
John Domingo
Google bald.
Duchess
That's Google head, please.
Duchess
Thank you.
John Domingo
What is it?
John Domingo
Is it.
John Domingo
No, it's Gobble.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
Gooble.
John Domingo
Gooble.
Duchess
No.
Duchess
Gobble.
Duchess
How do you spell gobble?
John Domingo
How do you spell G?
John Domingo
O, B B?
John Domingo
Gobble.
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
I don't care.
Duchess
That's G, O, O.
Duchess
So it's Google.
John Domingo
Oh.
Duchess
Oh, I hope.
John Domingo
All right, so Gobblehead said, listen, you call me Bob.
John Domingo
You call.
John Domingo
I'm sorry, you call me Bob, that's even worse.
John Domingo
But if you call me bald, I'm calling you Gobblehead.
John Domingo
Just saying.
John Domingo
All right, where was I?
John Domingo
You know something, if he's into young girls, he should just go to Afghanistan.
John Domingo
Because over at Afghanistan.
John Domingo
I'm sorry, Duchess is over here doing visual bits.
Duchess
Sorry, my.
John Domingo
With her Steelers pillow towel.
Duchess
I did.
John Domingo
Or pillow.
John Domingo
Whatever.
John Domingo
Football.
Duchess
It's just a pillow.
Duchess
It's just a Steelers pillow.
John Domingo
So you can get a nice nine year old wife over there for just 2,000.
John Domingo
Hey, tampon.
John Domingo
Tom.
John Domingo
Professor Tom, this might be for you.
Duchess
Pawana, who dreams of going to school and becoming a teacher, applies makeup, a favorite pastime for little girls.
Duchess
But Pawana knows she is preparing for what awaits her.
Duchess
My father has sold me because we don't have bread, rice and flour.
Duchess
He has sold me to an old man.
Duchess
The white bearded man, who claims he's 55 years old, comes to collect her.
Duchess
Ah, that's like her grandfather.
John Domingo
55 years old, buys a 9 year old for $2,000 piece of.
John Domingo
You don't think.
John Domingo
Listen, I'm saying for a nine year old you could probably get ten grand.
John Domingo
No.
Duchess
Oh my God.
John Domingo
I'm just saying it's not like he's trying to buy like a 20 year old.
Duchess
Yeah, that 20 year old's old.
Duchess
He doesn't want an old used up.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
He's bought Pawna for 200,000 afghanis.
Duchess
Just over US$2,000 covered up.
Duchess
Pawna whimpers as her mother holds her.
Duchess
This is your bride.
Duchess
Please take care of her, says Paana's father.
John Domingo
Oh, I'm going to take care of her all right.
John Domingo
Soon as I get her out of here, I'm going to take care of her good.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
Over there.
Duchess
I'm so not happy with this article, this is so gross.
John Domingo
This is what we fought the 20 year war for.
Duchess
I know that you.
Duchess
Look, the culture in this country, in that country is not going to change.
John Domingo
I know.
Duchess
Just not.
Duchess
They're.
Duchess
It's despicable.
Duchess
They treat women and children like trash.
John Domingo
And she starts.
John Domingo
I'm not going to play.
John Domingo
The rest of the kid starts crying and as they take her outside, the guy's got her by the arm and he's pulling her and she's crying and trying to get back to her mother.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I have no words.
Duchess
Wow.
Duchess
I have all the words, but I can't.
John Domingo
I.
John Domingo
Mike says I'll take care of her.
John Domingo
I'll check her temperature as soon as I get home.
John Domingo
Bob wants to call the guy about her extended warranty.
John Domingo
Did he get the extended warranty?
Duchess
Yeah, yeah.
Duchess
When she turns 11, you can throw away or you're going to upgrade.
John Domingo
I know, I know that's disgusting.
John Domingo
But it's legal there.
John Domingo
You know what I'm saying?
John Domingo
It's legal there.
John Domingo
I don't understand how they do that kind of shit because I wish.
John Domingo
I gotta go back.
Duchess
So gross.
Duchess
It's so horrifying to think of like that's what these disgusting men.
Duchess
Sorry, guys.
Duchess
That's disgusting that you want to.
Duchess
You want to pluck out a nine year old and you're gonna just destroy her life.
Duchess
That poor kid at nine is ruined.
Duchess
Ruined.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
What do you live for at that?
Duchess
What do you live for after that?
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
She's probably going to be pregnant at like 12.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Horrible design.
Duchess
Says wood chipper.
Duchess
Absolutely.
John Domingo
Wood chipper.
Duchess
Slowly.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
A little bit at a time.
John Domingo
Just.
John Domingo
Just feed them in a little bit at a time.
John Domingo
Absolutely.
Duchess
That's disgusting.
John Domingo
Dean says now you need to sing that song from Eric Clapton.
John Domingo
Like when his son fell out the window.
John Domingo
That unfortunate little chap.
Duchess
Gross.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
All right, let's see if we could cheer you up a little bit.
John Domingo
The moment a dad defends predator daughter 23 after she allegedly poses as a teen to molest a middle schooler.
Duchess
Oh, good.
Duchess
Another cheering story.
John Domingo
Florida father was caught on camera defending his 24 year old Predator daughter after she was accused of preying on and molesting a middle school aged boy.
John Domingo
Insisting.
John Domingo
Let me give you.
John Domingo
Hang on one second.
John Domingo
Let me just do one little thing here so we can.
Duchess
Winner, Florida woman.
Duchess
Yeah, there you go.
Duchess
What is it with Florida, you guys?
John Domingo
I don't know.
John Domingo
Not for nothing, creepy Alyssa Zinger of Tampa was arrested on a slew of sex charges.
John Domingo
Last November, Slew.
Duchess
Nice.
John Domingo
As police received a tip that she had allegedly posed online as a 14 year old girl to meet youngsters.
John Domingo
When police first showed up at the family home to seize her devices, English dad had tried to claim that she was one who'd been.
John Domingo
She was the one who had been taken advantage of.
John Domingo
She got here.
John Domingo
She is here in her little prison.
John Domingo
You know, the oranges, New black.
Duchess
She has the.
Duchess
The mug shot of this young woman.
Duchess
She has stone cold dead eyes.
Duchess
Like she has psychopath eyes.
John Domingo
All right, hang on.
John Domingo
Well, as I go through the story in the chat, if you would, 1 to 10, what do you think?
John Domingo
What is she?
John Domingo
I'll give you my ruling after everybody.
John Domingo
I don't want to influence the voting.
John Domingo
All right, so the father says this is his quote.
John Domingo
She got messed up with the wrong kid.
John Domingo
You know, even though he's a lot younger.
John Domingo
The father could be heard telling the officers she never been in trouble in her entire life.
John Domingo
Nothing but.
John Domingo
Nothing but.
John Domingo
She met this kid.
John Domingo
And even though he's young and that's why we're in this situation, she's never been in trouble in her entire life until she met him.
John Domingo
And this kid's insane.
John Domingo
The father continues.
John Domingo
Like I said, my daughter's never been in trouble.
John Domingo
This kid was 14 years old.
John Domingo
He got girls into his house, videotaped them.
John Domingo
He's making porn at 14.
John Domingo
My daughter's 22.
John Domingo
And she was a virgin till she was 21.
John Domingo
Sure she was.
Duchess
I don't know about that.
Duchess
Sure you thought she.
Duchess
First of all, how would any dad know that?
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I took care of it.
John Domingo
The dad also says that his beautiful young daughter had a lot of mental issues.
John Domingo
No shit.
Duchess
You think?
Duchess
Holy crap.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
They said that she was engaged in at least 30 sexual acts with at least one middle schooler between the ages of 12 and 15, as well as sending illicit videos to others.
John Domingo
To several others.
John Domingo
She allegedly communicated with her victims through Snapchat.
John Domingo
See, they think that Snapchat goes away, but kids can record.
Duchess
Doesn't go away.
Duchess
It doesn't go away, but it goes.
Duchess
But Snapchat has it.
Duchess
Like it stays in their database.
John Domingo
Yes.
John Domingo
It's crazy.
Duchess
All right, so she's a psychopath too.
Duchess
So only one person weighed in on what they thought she was.
John Domingo
Really?
John Domingo
I didn't see it.
John Domingo
I was waiting for seven.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
Mike likes it dangerous.
John Domingo
Sparky.
John Domingo
All right, I get it.
John Domingo
There's just one other thing.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
I want to ask you.
John Domingo
There's a little quiz here for you, duchess.
John Domingo
All right.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
Hope I get to this fast.
Duchess
We're asking people if they'd rather have.
John Domingo
A Taylor Swift concert ticket or one bitcoin.
John Domingo
All right, Duchess, we're going to offer you either Taylor Swift tickets.
John Domingo
Two or one bitcoin.
John Domingo
What do you pick?
Duchess
Bitcoin.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
Why would you pick the bitcoin?
Duchess
Because I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift.
Duchess
I could probably sell them, I suppose, but I think bitcoin.
Duchess
I could.
John Domingo
What do you think is worth more?
John Domingo
Two Taylor Swift tickets or bitcoin?
John Domingo
One bitcoin.
Duchess
Oh, one bitcoin.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
Do you know how much they are?
Duchess
No, but I know I had seen that they were.
Duchess
It was crazy, like, because you can buy.
Duchess
Like, I'm.
Duchess
I'm not familiar with how it all works because I can't afford any of it, but I saw that it was very high, like, the price.
John Domingo
Joaquin Synthetic says bitcoin is like 90,000 right now.
Duchess
Awesome.
John Domingo
All right, let's see how the ladies.
Duchess
Do a whole bitcoin.
Duchess
Because you can buy pieces of it, right?
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
Yeah, but they were going to give you one bitcoin or not.
Duchess
Take it one.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
Taylor Swift.
John Domingo
I think they said ticket, not even tickets.
John Domingo
All right, here we go.
Duchess
It says a ticket.
Duchess
Yeah, right.
John Domingo
What will a lady say?
John Domingo
Here we go.
John Domingo
Taylor Swift ticket.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
John Domingo
A bitcoin.
John Domingo
Guaranteed.
John Domingo
I'll have to take the bitcoin on that one.
John Domingo
Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift ticket.
John Domingo
I would rather have one bitcoin for me.
John Domingo
One bitcoin.
John Domingo
Taylor ticket.
Duchess
Definitely Taylor bitcoin.
Duchess
Bitcoin.
John Domingo
Would rather have one bitcoin.
John Domingo
I can buy Taylor Swift a song to perform live at my birthday for 90 grand.
Duchess
Taylor Swift tickets.
Duchess
I already have a ticket, so I'll take the bitcoin.
Duchess
Taylor Swift tickets, Taylor Swift ticket.
Duchess
It depends on where it is.
Duchess
If it's floor seats, but if not, the bitcoin, a Taylor Swift ticket.
John Domingo
Bitcoin.
John Domingo
That's hard.
John Domingo
I think a bitcoin, though.
Duchess
Taylor Swift ticket.
Duchess
I don't know.
Speaker F
Choose tail.
John Domingo
Taylor Swift ticket.
Duchess
Taylor Swift ticket.
Duchess
There is ticket in US dollars.
John Domingo
It's around $90,000.
John Domingo
Wow, that's.
John Domingo
That's crazy.
John Domingo
I didn't know that.
John Domingo
But still, I would still choose Taylor.
John Domingo
Over $90,000.
Duchess
Oh, my God, you're stupid.
Duchess
Oh, it's worth 90,000.
Duchess
Einstein tank the Taylor Swift ticket.
Duchess
You wouldn't if somebody had $90,000 in cash.
Duchess
Or Taylor Swift ticket.
John Domingo
Bruce says right now, one bitcoin is worth $97,000.
John Domingo
Hey, you know something?
John Domingo
I got a question.
Duchess
I chose wisely.
John Domingo
Yeah, I'M serious about this.
John Domingo
You know, bitcoin, it's just a thing in the computer, right?
John Domingo
And all of a sudden you've got all your bitcoin and you get hit with an emp, which could very well happen because with all this nuclear shit going on, and then all of a sudden, all your bitcoin's gone.
John Domingo
Now what?
John Domingo
Now what the fuck happened?
John Domingo
Like, right now, if I had bitcoin, I'd be selling it.
John Domingo
I'd be selling it for cash.
John Domingo
Cash money.
John Domingo
Right now, to be quite.
Duchess
I think, at this.
Duchess
At this time.
Duchess
Yeah, I would sell if.
Duchess
Well, assuming I had, we'll say several bitcoins, you at least offload a couple.
Duchess
One or two of them.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And Cat, look, cash is king at this point.
Duchess
If we got no Internet, no world, you know, you can be like, I have imaginary money.
Duchess
And people can be like, get the out of here.
John Domingo
In this computer right here, there's like, seven bitcoins.
Duchess
Here's my laptop.
John Domingo
Yeah, it's.
John Domingo
It's fried.
Duchess
I can't power it up, and I have no Internet to access it, but it's in there.
John Domingo
I think Bruce is into bitcoin.
John Domingo
Seriously, Bruce?
Duchess
I mean, are you going to have a guest on.
Duchess
He's going to have a guest on that talks about bitcoin.
Duchess
So I'm actually.
John Domingo
I understand that I used to edit a podcast that was a bitcoin podcast.
John Domingo
And when I.
John Domingo
When I was editing it, Bitcoin was $1,200 of Bitcoin.
John Domingo
And the guy said to me, how about I pay you in bitcoin?
John Domingo
And I went, no, I think I'll have the real money.
John Domingo
And probably by the time I got done, I probably would had, like, three bitcoins, which, like, right now is all worth, like, what, $275,000?
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
Oh, here we go.
John Domingo
Your money's already imaginary.
John Domingo
You're right.
John Domingo
Because in jail, you're not wrong.
John Domingo
There are some people in prison that they pay.
John Domingo
They use packets of mackerel as money, and the fresh mackerel is worth more than the other macro fish.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Like, you know, they actually pay you in fish, right?
John Domingo
So, like, say one packet of mackerel is worth, like, a carton of cigarettes.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
But if it's fresh mackerel, it's.
John Domingo
Yeah, they don't use it to eat.
John Domingo
They'll never eat it.
John Domingo
They just use it as money.
John Domingo
It doesn't matter.
John Domingo
You could use, like, a fish.
John Domingo
This pen is worth whatever you make it worth.
John Domingo
Money is 16 mackerel.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
I Know, whatever you want.
Duchess
It's whatever your barter system works out to be, you know, because essentially, that's what money is.
Duchess
It's your barter.
Duchess
You know, I need.
Duchess
I need 15 of these paper things so you can get, you know, four of these clothing things.
Duchess
You know, that type of stuff.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
Ew.
Duchess
It's crazy.
John Domingo
You ready for the next one?
Duchess
I am.
Duchess
Bring it on.
Duchess
I'm from Jersey.
Duchess
I ain't scared.
John Domingo
I know.
John Domingo
Jersey, baby.
Duchess
Jersey, baby.
John Domingo
Juicy Smollet, conviction for racist homophobic attack hoax in stunning reversal.
Duchess
Shocking.
John Domingo
Wait a minute.
John Domingo
How.
John Domingo
First of all, this happened in 2019.
John Domingo
How is he?
John Domingo
Is he in.
John Domingo
See, I couldn't find out.
John Domingo
Is he actually in jail now?
John Domingo
And are they letting him out?
Duchess
Yeah, he's locked.
Duchess
He's out.
Duchess
He's done.
John Domingo
He's out now.
John Domingo
But was he in jail?
John Domingo
Like, did he do time?
Duchess
I think he was.
Duchess
I think they had him in jail.
John Domingo
Small, who was black and gay, claimed two men in Make America great hats assaulted.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
In the dead of Night in January 2019.
Duchess
They just happened to work on the same TV show as I did.
Duchess
They just had, like.
Duchess
There's so many Coinka Dinks with that, and it's just like, the cops are like, okay, that.
Duchess
That.
Duchess
That lines up.
Duchess
You're.
Duchess
You're full of.
John Domingo
I mean, they could have been stupider.
John Domingo
They had the guys buying the red.
Duchess
How would you do that?
John Domingo
The rope and everything.
John Domingo
They had them on camera doing it with a check from Jesse that said in the.
John Domingo
In the memo thing 4.
Duchess
Fake used to beat me up for fake.
Duchess
Maybe he was paid by Kamala Harrison and Joe Biden.
John Domingo
Police said that Juicy admitted to them that he had plotted the hoax because he was unhappy with his Empire salary, which was at $100,000 per episode.
John Domingo
Now, those episodes, there was 20, 22 episodes a season.
John Domingo
So just do the math.
John Domingo
And he said he wasn't happy with that.
Duchess
Well, I'm not getting.
John Domingo
I'm not getting enough money.
Duchess
It's Donald Trump's fault.
John Domingo
So I can't.
John Domingo
Somewhere.
John Domingo
I was trying to find this, and I cannot find where.
John Domingo
Now, here's my issue with this, okay?
John Domingo
He did.
John Domingo
He planned a hoax, okay?
John Domingo
They found out it cost him.
John Domingo
That cost the city of Chicago $130,000 to do the investigation.
John Domingo
Yeah, you pay the damages.
John Domingo
You pay a fine, and you do community.
John Domingo
There's no sense in putting him in jail for that.
John Domingo
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.
Duchess
I thought.
Duchess
For some reason, I thought he was in jail.
Duchess
I could be absolutely correct.
Duchess
But who Knows.
Duchess
Okay, let's see here.
John Domingo
Got anything else going on that you're looking at?
Duchess
I'd gotten a message regarding the chick that was suing the salon.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
The name of the predator is Jessica.
John Domingo
Yeah, it was in the article.
John Domingo
I didn't say it because.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
Duchess
Well, I won't say it either, but thank you, Jay.
John Domingo
There you go.
John Domingo
All right.
John Domingo
You've been married a long time, so you've never had to go through.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
You've never had to go through, like, online dating or use a dating app.
John Domingo
Dating app.
Duchess
No.
John Domingo
And guys.
John Domingo
There's a difference between guys and girls when they're using a dating app.
John Domingo
Like, a guy might get, like, one or two or three people to respond.
John Domingo
Girls, they're just.
John Domingo
Guys are just throwing dick at girls.
John Domingo
Just.
John Domingo
Yeah, it's constant.
Duchess
I, I, I can say I'm not on the dating circuit, but thanks for sending them, guys.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
John Domingo
I didn't know Duchess was getting dick pics.
John Domingo
I, I had no idea.
Duchess
I've gotten.
Duchess
I've gotten a couple.
Duchess
Yeah, thanks, guys.
Duchess
I'm good.
Duchess
I'm good now.
Duchess
Thanks.
Duchess
No more.
John Domingo
Wait a minute.
John Domingo
When did you get these?
John Domingo
Did you get these a while ago?
John Domingo
Not since you've been on the show?
Duchess
No, I've actually gotten them before, but.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
It was active in the circuit, and apparently being a female on Twitter is enough.
John Domingo
You want to get.
John Domingo
You want to read that?
Duchess
No.
John Domingo
All right, I'll do it because you don't.
Duchess
I don't even.
Duchess
I can't read.
John Domingo
It says Mike Pelarito.
John Domingo
I googled her name.
John Domingo
It's Ivana Yonkok.
John Domingo
That's who's.
Duchess
Oh.
Duchess
Oh, my.
Duchess
Gross.
Duchess
I didn't even get that.
Duchess
You read it, And I'm still like, what?
Duchess
All right, thank you.
John Domingo
So this one guy was complaining to his.
John Domingo
To his friend who's a female that he couldn't get.
John Domingo
He can't find one.
John Domingo
He says, I can't find anyone to date.
John Domingo
And she's like this, you're doing it wrong.
John Domingo
Give me that phone.
John Domingo
So she set up a profile with all his pictures and did all the writing and did everything, and she has a report.
John Domingo
Here we go.
Speaker E
So one of my guy friends gave me permission to make a hinge account for him because I was telling him how easy dating is with dating apps, and he was telling me that it's incredibly difficult.
Speaker E
And I was like, pete, you must be doing something wrong.
Speaker E
And he gave me permission to create an account for him and just run the account.
Speaker E
I've been a virtual Boy, for three days and I've never felt this bad about myself.
Speaker E
I feel like a freaking loser trying to get these girls to like me.
Speaker E
And I'm starting to hate women because I'm like, when I say I, I mean Pete, because that's okay.
John Domingo
So she's, she's like saying, look, listen, I am.
John Domingo
Well, not me, Pete.
John Domingo
So she's going to tell you know what, how good looking Pete.
Speaker E
The account I'm using, Pete's about a six, but I'm so desperate, I'm liking the twos and the threes and even they won't like me back.
Speaker E
Pete, which is a six.
Speaker E
So what level of delusion has entered women's head?
Speaker E
Heads.
Speaker E
Like, what is going on?
Speaker E
It is so difficult dating as a boy.
Speaker E
I hate it.
Speaker E
I'm on day three of being a boy and I hate women.
Speaker E
And I'm depressed.
Speaker E
More depressed than ever.
John Domingo
It's not easy being a guy.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
Because she's pretty attractive.
John Domingo
I would say she's a good 7.5.
John Domingo
You know, Asian looks pretty good.
John Domingo
And yeah, Sparky says she has no dating issues.
John Domingo
Yeah, look at her.
John Domingo
She's hot.
John Domingo
I get it.
Duchess
She's very pretty.
Duchess
Yeah, she's pretty.
John Domingo
You know.
John Domingo
You know what she didn't do?
John Domingo
She didn't date the six.
Duchess
Yeah, she's.
Duchess
Well, she's.
Duchess
Because he's her friend.
Duchess
So he's friend zoned.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
You know why?
John Domingo
Because he's a six and she's not dating a six.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So I, I think some, there are some women that definitely have very inflated sense of their selves.
Duchess
And, and I'm all about like, you know, you rock, you know, you rock your confidence, girl.
Speaker E
You go girl.
Duchess
You know, but like, you know, there's more than just.
Duchess
What, what was it the.
Duchess
That someone accused me of like wanting the.
Duchess
Because I didn't understand what it was is the, the car, the money, the, there's like the, like a group of four things.
Duchess
What was it?
Duchess
I, I don't, I don't know.
Duchess
Someone brought it up in the comments a few episodes back.
Duchess
But it's just like that women are looking for like, like six figure.
Duchess
Oh, it was like the six rule or something.
Duchess
Like six figures.
John Domingo
Six, six foot tall, six figures.
John Domingo
A six inch cop, something like that.
Duchess
Something else.
John Domingo
The three sixes.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Oh, there you go.
John Domingo
The three sixes.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And, and I, I don't know.
Duchess
You can have all that, but if you can't talk to them or hang out or have fun, go out for drink, like if you just, you have to hit it off with people.
Duchess
I think it's.
Duchess
I think there's a lot to be said for like meeting people, meeting people online, it's not the same thing, but, but going out, like where do you go now?
Duchess
What do you do?
Duchess
You pick people up in bars.
Duchess
Like it's.
Duchess
You don't know who you're meeting.
Duchess
So it's weird there too.
Duchess
So I, I don't.
Duchess
I feel sorry for people who are going through that.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
Or it's.
Duchess
It's probably very challenging.
Duchess
Like you have to find in person things and just try to weed them out, I suppose.
John Domingo
Okay, I get it.
Duchess
No, that I can't.
Duchess
I can't administer advice.
Duchess
My advice is go find people.
Duchess
Go do.
Duchess
Find something that you like to do and go join stuff that are like that.
Duchess
And then you'll find people, at least your people, who might know other people.
Duchess
Like networking.
Duchess
It's networking.
Duchess
That's what you gotta do.
Duchess
You have to network.
John Domingo
All right, well, listen, our voice, Our voice and text number is 856-477-131935.
John Domingo
Excuse me, I can't read because I'm trying to do two things at one time.
John Domingo
All right, so we have.
John Domingo
I went to the voicemail and we actually have some messages.
John Domingo
So here we go.
John Domingo
Wow, this is.
John Domingo
We're not doing too well.
John Domingo
Let's not get crazy.
John Domingo
Hey, John, Josh here.
John Domingo
I'm out shopping at the camping store.
John Domingo
They have these five gallon porta potty shooters that would be an upgrade to the bucket.
John Domingo
What color do you prefer?
John Domingo
Honolulu Blue Falcon black or Buccaneer red?
John Domingo
I would go with black.
John Domingo
Here's the thing.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
Yeah, for me, see what's in it, but.
John Domingo
Well, first of all, I don't shit a bucket unless I absolutely have to.
John Domingo
And I've only shit in a bucket a couple of times.
John Domingo
And it was on.
John Domingo
It was years and years ago.
John Domingo
But for me, I want a bucket that's white so I can see what the color is.
John Domingo
Because I've had issues where I've had some.
John Domingo
I've had.
John Domingo
Remember the tea color pea that I had?
John Domingo
You know, I had to go to the doctors for.
John Domingo
Because I was passing that kidney stone.
John Domingo
And I also want to check to see how, you know, how my water intake is.
John Domingo
Whether it's like a dark yellow or like a lighter one, you know, So I would rather have.
Duchess
What intake?
John Domingo
Water.
Duchess
Water.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
What I say water.
Duchess
Water.
John Domingo
Water intake.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
Wooder.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
We also have this from last week's story.
John Domingo
It says Susan Smith should be let free in A way.
John Domingo
The way I see it is all she did was a late term abortion.
John Domingo
She should be the new spokesperson person for Planned Parenthood.
Duchess
Shame on you.
Duchess
Shame on you.
Duchess
Whoever left that.
John Domingo
I don't think you know what it is.
John Domingo
I don't think it's the fact that.
John Domingo
Okay, I understand what he's saying.
John Domingo
It's late term abortion, but it's the method.
John Domingo
Like in other words, you just don't take a baby and just drown them.
John Domingo
That's horrible.
John Domingo
Puppies maybe, but never baby.
Duchess
Oh my God.
Duchess
Stop.
Duchess
Don't drown anything again.
Duchess
It's the.
Duchess
It's the notion of.
Duchess
It's very cold blooded and calculated when a father does it, and that's always horrifying.
Duchess
But the fact that a mother, like someone who carries that baby and has that connection just.
Duchess
Just to throw them away and kill them because.
Duchess
Because of a guy or what she thought, you know, the guy would want, it's.
Duchess
There's a special place in hell for her.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
John Domingo
Right?
Duchess
I'm not sorry.
John Domingo
Her Bud v says it's the 2,920 day after kill.
Duchess
Look, shake my d.
Duchess
Shame on you too.
Duchess
It's terrible.
John Domingo
Speaking of Bud Vugger.
John Domingo
Bud Vugger sent in a voicemail.
John Domingo
Would you like to hear it?
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
You sure you want to hear this now?
Duchess
Yes.
John Domingo
Okay.
John Domingo
Just letting you know that you.
John Domingo
This might be a topic that you're not really wanting to talk about.
Duchess
Okay, here we go.
John Domingo
I held it all the way to the end.
John Domingo
Aren't you proud of me?
Duchess
So proud.
Duchess
There's a comment on your bucket.
John Domingo
Oh, okay.
John Domingo
Hold on.
John Domingo
Let's go.
Duchess
You managed to pull that right up.
John Domingo
Dirk says weird too.
John Domingo
When you realize we went from listening to a guy scrubbing his brother in law's asshole to a guy pissing brown puss.
John Domingo
This is an upgrade.
Duchess
That's why he wants the white bucket.
John Domingo
It was just blood.
John Domingo
It's passing the kidney stone.
John Domingo
Can't a guy pass a kidney stone and get his balls.
John Domingo
Not get his balls broken, for God's sake?
Duchess
I think when you sent us pictures of it, you kind of eclipsed that.
John Domingo
Too much of a share, was it?
Duchess
Here's my.
Duchess
Here's my jamingo tea.
Duchess
If I think I remember that's what you called it.
John Domingo
I think it was.
John Domingo
I'm a funny guy.
John Domingo
What do you want from me?
Duchess
I'm a funny motherfucker.
Duchess
Oh, me and my jamingo pee.
John Domingo
I was watching a video the other day.
John Domingo
I can't bring it up here because it's kind of violent.
John Domingo
But I would like to talk about it because in a lot of these cities now, they're very dangerous.
John Domingo
There's a lot of violence going on.
Duchess
Yes.
John Domingo
And they're run by Democrats.
John Domingo
And you can't have a gun.
John Domingo
Cannot have a gun.
John Domingo
You can't carry one.
John Domingo
Even if it's for self protection.
John Domingo
If you shoot somebody and then like, what if you can't defend yourself?
John Domingo
Like, look at the gentleman that was in New York that choked out that stupid Michael Jackson.
Duchess
Daniel Penny.
John Domingo
Daniel, he's in, you know, he's not in jail, but he's in trouble, Right?
John Domingo
He's got money.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
I mean, don't get me wrong, there was a, there was a GoFundMe that's probably paying for a lot of his legal fees.
John Domingo
But you know, he's still.
Duchess
He was up to a million, I think, on that.
John Domingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Can I, can I just say one thing based on that?
Duchess
That the fact that Daniel Penny is in jail or is being held for trial for manslaughter, I guess, or aggravated or whatever the charges are for protecting people.
Duchess
And then in the same.
Duchess
And then today a report came out that the Alvin Braggs, the district attorney in New York, his assistant was attacked and beat up and robbed in New York City today by an illegal alien immigrant who was picked up several times and let go.
John Domingo
Get what you pay for, right?
John Domingo
You get what you pay for.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
I mean, I'm sorry that person got injured.
Duchess
I don't wish injury on them.
Duchess
But it's like ironic that Penny is trying to save people from being attacked by this crazy homeless man and then he's being punished.
John Domingo
Right.
Duchess
Because it's that person, literally.
John Domingo
Yeah, it's more about.
Duchess
And it wasn't their first time.
Duchess
Yeah.
John Domingo
It's more about the criminals rights than.
Duchess
It is about the non citizen.
Duchess
A non citizen, you know.
John Domingo
Okay, well, I know he was, he was.
John Domingo
Oh no.
John Domingo
The one that beat up the mayors or the mayor's.
Duchess
No, the DA's, DA's assistant was an illegal.
John Domingo
Well.
Duchess
Who has been picked up several times.
Duchess
Just perfect.
John Domingo
So in this video there was three black women and they got into a huge fight and they're punching and pulling hair and everything.
John Domingo
And a guy came in and I don't know if he was a boyfriend or a pimp or whatever, but he reached in and he pulled out a sock full of pennies or a sock with a brick or a bar of soap on it and he started swinging that thing.
John Domingo
And I'll tell you what, those black chicks started to scatter.
John Domingo
And I said that's what you need.
John Domingo
Just carry like a long tube sock full of pennies or maybe like a half a brick or bar of soap or something.
John Domingo
A couple rolls of quarters, something like that.
John Domingo
And I would call it a Dump Chuck.
John Domingo
A Dump Chuck.
John Domingo
Where you would just take this thing and swing it around and whack them with this Dump Chuck.
Duchess
A dump Chuck.
Duchess
Like whack a mole with your.
John Domingo
Yeah, like whack.
John Domingo
Yeah.
John Domingo
And just.
John Domingo
I mean, this guy was like a ninja warrior, man.
John Domingo
He was like.
John Domingo
He switched swing this thing and then that lady would go down and he'd swing it a couple more times and hit another.
John Domingo
Like he was.
John Domingo
He was a man.
Duchess
He was like doing nunchucks with it, like flipping it over his arm and his shoulder, just winging him around.
John Domingo
He was a black belt.
Duchess
Terrifying.
John Domingo
He was a black belt of the Dump Chuck, I would say, and I really do believe that would be an amazing, amazing thing to have with you.
John Domingo
It doesn't.
John Domingo
Yeah, look, Sparky says a big nut on the end of a string does the same thing.
John Domingo
Oh, that's got to be a big nut.
John Domingo
Yeah, that's got to be a big nut.
John Domingo
But yeah, same thing.
John Domingo
Another Dump Chuck.
John Domingo
It's.
Duchess
There's different.
Duchess
As long.
Duchess
Just right.
Duchess
That's all it needs.
Duchess
You just need to like, just the.
John Domingo
Right spot variations of the Dump Chuck.
John Domingo
Bob says it's bonus if you use an old cum suck.
John Domingo
Also works.
Duchess
Disgusting.
John Domingo
All right, everybody.
Duchess
Mel.
John Domingo
The smell, that's hideous.
Duchess
Just.
Duchess
Just exploding.
Duchess
But.
John Domingo
Oh, I'm sorry, we have another voicemail.
John Domingo
I don't even this.
John Domingo
I didn't get a chance to listen to this one.
John Domingo
Here we go.
Duchess
All right, we'll do it live.
Duchess
Ah, Spark.
John Domingo
Come on.
John Domingo
Bulb in his mouth.
Duchess
Oh, Sparky, nice to hear you.
John Domingo
It's a good thing I have walrus thick skin that I don't get upset about these things.
John Domingo
Mike says don't use a cum sock.
John Domingo
Cum sock?
John Domingo
That shit's like sandpaper.
Duchess
Oh, well, I mean, if you're trying to chase people away.
John Domingo
Thanks.
John Domingo
You know, I think that's the first time I've ever heard Sparky speak.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
That's awesome.
Duchess
Thank you, Sparks.
John Domingo
A lot.
John Domingo
All right, next time.
Duchess
It's time.
John Domingo
Let me see if I can find it.
John Domingo
Where did I put it?
John Domingo
Here it is.
John Domingo
Well before it was the 2024 in 2024, but we're past that now.
John Domingo
So I've changed the name of this segment to I'm walking here.
Duchess
So I'm walking here.
John Domingo
I'm walking here.
Duchess
I love it.
John Domingo
All right, here we go.
John Domingo
And I would just like to say thanks to Mr.
John Domingo
Decaf, because we made it.
John Domingo
We made the 2024.
John Domingo
And 2024, he's done 2056 miles.
John Domingo
Thank you very much for it.
Duchess
He's hauling.
John Domingo
Right.
John Domingo
Dutchess is 2198, and Josh is at 2225.
Duchess
Yep.
John Domingo
I'll tell you what you guys are.
John Domingo
I mean, we only have a month left.
John Domingo
That's a lot to do in a month.
Duchess
It is.
John Domingo
Or you think you're going to make it?
Duchess
I'm going to try.
Duchess
I know you're going to try.
Duchess
I have to step it up, so I have not done as much steps in the past couple weeks.
Duchess
I've slowed down, so I think.
Duchess
I don't think I'm going to.
Duchess
But I'm going to try.
John Domingo
Okay.
Duchess
I'm not going to let it stop me.
John Domingo
I mean, that is an amazing feat.
Duchess
Focus.
John Domingo
To be honest with you, Sparky says Duchess needs a new pair of shoes.
Duchess
Oh, I like shoes.
Duchess
I'll go for new shoes.
John Domingo
And a piss bucket to cry for new shoes.
John Domingo
So, yes, I did a great job.
John Domingo
I did nothing.
John Domingo
I just, I, you know, I just.
Duchess
I basically, John attached himself to.
John Domingo
Yeah, you would say that.
John Domingo
I, I had a, Like, a substitute, like a.
John Domingo
For, like, a pinch runner.
John Domingo
I had a pinch walker that I used.
Duchess
Pinch walker.
Duchess
And he's Dragon, John.
John Domingo
Dragon.
John Domingo
Dragon.
John Domingo
Dragon.
John Domingo
Dragon.
Duchess
I think it's been awesome, though.
Duchess
I, I, It's.
Duchess
It's definitely a fun challenge.
Duchess
I'm definitely going to do next year, so I'm going to sign up probably next week or something for the 2025 challenge.
Duchess
The fun thing about you, you know, doing it through this particular challenge is, well, first of all, I'm all about the swag.
Duchess
So I love, like, the metals and the little.
Duchess
They give you, like, little bibs every time you get to your 100 miles, there's another bib and a shirt and all that.
Duchess
But I.
Duchess
And they have an app, so I can track everything on the app.
Duchess
It's just like, it's just a night.
Duchess
It was a really big challenge for me to do it this year, so I'm very happy I hit it.
Duchess
But it was.
Duchess
There were some days I'm like, I got it.
Duchess
Mentally, it's tough because there's days I don't want to walk.
Duchess
Like, I'm like, I don't want to do this.
Duchess
And it's like, my goal is, like, minimum five miles a day.
Duchess
And then some days I'm like, I have to walk, and I Can't go to bed.
Duchess
In my head, I'm so wired up, I'm like, I got to hit at least five miles.
John Domingo
Dean says, forest Duchess.
John Domingo
I just decided to walk.
John Domingo
And I kept walking and walking and walking.
Duchess
I do.
Duchess
Yep, I do.
John Domingo
It's crazy.
Duchess
Jason said, just pretend a horny Bruce is chasing you.
Duchess
Okay.
John Domingo
See, I told you.
John Domingo
Line forms at the left, forms to the right.
John Domingo
No, stop it.
John Domingo
I'm telling you.
John Domingo
For some reason, I cannot seem to get my ending song up.
Duchess
Oh, yeah.
John Domingo
Sitting here while you were talking, talking over here.
Duchess
We're walking.
John Domingo
I'm trying to figure out how to do that, but I'm.
John Domingo
I'm looking at.
Duchess
So we're.
Duchess
We have a tight schedule.
Duchess
Schedule tonight because my boys are playing at the 8:15 game and we're gonna beat the.
Duchess
I hope out of the Cleveland Browns and send them back to scuzzy Ohio.
Duchess
So while we're going to Ohio, they can just cry to themselves to sleep.
Duchess
But it's going to be a big game, so we want to squish him.
John Domingo
This thing must be opening.
John Domingo
I must have this thing open seven times because I can't find it on my screen.
John Domingo
It's got to be around here somewhere.
John Domingo
I've been.
John Domingo
Usually it goes up.
Duchess
We're looking for.
John Domingo
Son of a.
Duchess
Did you find it?
John Domingo
I did find it.
Duchess
You did?
John Domingo
I did find it.
John Domingo
All right, Duchess, let's get out of here.
Duchess
Am I up?
Duchess
All right.
John Domingo
Oh.
John Domingo
First of all, we will be here Monday, but we will not be here Thursday because I have to go to Wawa and get a turkey bowl.
Duchess
We.
Duchess
You know, we're definitely not doing Thanksgiving here.
Duchess
But I have some.
Duchess
We have some.
Duchess
We're gonna have some fun on Monday.
Duchess
So show up for.
Duchess
For some good time fun games.
Duchess
Excellent.
Duchess
All right, well, we're wrapping it up tonight, folks.
Duchess
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Duchess
You can view us on all those streaming platforms.
Duchess
So loud.
John Domingo
I'm sorry.
Duchess
Follow us on social.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
That's okay.
Duchess
Follow us on Facebook x insta and then you'll know us schedule.
Duchess
Because everybody seems to think our schedule is.
John Domingo
Over in.
Duchess
All right, well, we're Monday and Thursday night at 6:30 Eastern.
Duchess
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Duchess
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Duchess
Of course, you can always call us or leave.
Duchess
Send us a text 477 and you can always just find us on boomerbunker.com.
John Domingo
All right, everybody happy?
John Domingo
Go Steelers.
John Domingo
Go Steelers.
Duchess
And go Steelers.
John Domingo
We will see you Monday.
Duchess
That's right.
John Domingo
Talk to you later.
Duchess
Bye.