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Nov. 22, 2024

Autogynephilia | Episode 272

Autogynephilia | Episode 272

The latest episode of the Boomer Bunker podcast, hosted by the ever-charismatic Duchess and the notorious John Jamingo, dives headfirst into the tumultuous climate of current global events, mainly focusing on the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. The episode opens with a humorous yet biting commentary on the perceived insanity of American and British foreign policy decisions, immediately setting an engaging and provocative tone. With his signature flair, John Jamingo likens the geopolitical turmoil to a football game, drawing parallels between the chaos of international relations and the unpredictable nature of sports. As the hosts navigate the complexities of war, diplomacy, and public perception, they dissect not just the actions of political leaders but also the role of the media in shaping narratives. The conversation evolves into a candid discussion about the implications of military decisions on the everyday lives of citizens, particularly in the context of fears surrounding missile strikes and global security.

Transitioning from heavy geopolitical discourse, the hosts shift gears to address domestic issues, including the recent election of Sarah McBride as the first transgender representative in the U.S. Congress. The dialogue tackles this historic event's cultural and political ramifications, juxtaposed against the backdrop of ongoing debates about gender identity and rights. Duchess and John express their views on the media frenzy surrounding McBride's election, highlighting the absurdity of focusing on bathroom policies rather than significant legislative challenges. Their commentary is laced with humor, yet it underscores a severe critique of how political narratives can often sidestep substantive discussions.

Towards the conclusion, the episode turns towards lighter banter, touching on personal anecdotes and the absurdities of modern dating, all while maintaining the underlying theme of societal expectations and individual rights. The hosts leave listeners with a sense of urgency regarding the need for open dialogue about pressing social issues, encouraging an engaged and informed citizenry. Overall, this episode of the Boomer Bunker is a whirlwind of wit, wisdom, and sharp commentary that challenges listeners to think critically about the world around them, blending humor with an essential critique of current events.

Takeaways:

  • The hosts discuss the current geopolitical climate and the consequences of missile launches in Ukraine, expressing concern over international tensions.
  • John Domingo humorously critiques U.S. politics, highlighting perceived incompetence in leadership and calls for accountability.
  • Duchess and John Jamingo express their opinions on the recent elections, including the significant representation of transgender individuals in government.
  • The conversation touches on the challenges of modern dating, emphasizing the difference in experiences for men and women on dating apps.
  • John Jamingo humorously proposes carrying a sock full of pennies for self-defense, calling it a 'Dump Chuck.'
  • The podcast highlights the absurdity of specific political discussions, including the focus on personal issues rather than pressing national concerns.

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Chapters

00:00 - None

00:13 - Introduction to the Boomer Bunker

06:19 - Political Commentary and Social Issues

09:26 - Discussion on Women's Rights and Public Spaces

23:22 - Understanding Autogynephilia

28:01 - Understanding Transgender Issues and Sports Participation

34:39 - The Withdrawal of Matt Gaetz

42:10 - The Harsh Reality of Child Trafficking

54:00 - The Value of Money and Barter Systems

01:01:29 - The Complexities of Modern Dating

01:06:52 - Violence in Urban America

01:13:25 - The Walking Challenge: Reflections and Goals

Transcript
Duchess

Good evening.


Duchess

Welcome to another episode of the Boomer Bunker.


Duchess

I'm one of your co hosts, the Duchess.


Duchess

And sitting next to me is the fantastic and most notorious John Domingo.


John Domingo

Making friends, influencing people.


John Domingo

You know me, just a man about town.


John Domingo

Mr.


John Domingo

Public relations.


John Domingo

I am.


John Domingo

How's everybody doing tonight?


John Domingo

Are you nervous?


John Domingo

Are you nervous that they're shooting missiles into Ukraine?


John Domingo

And United States and Britain seem to have lost their fucking mind a little.


Duchess

Bit, you know, kind of like to make it to the super bowl, you know, I mean, football.


Duchess

Turns out.


John Domingo

I know they hate Trump, but did they have to kill us fucking all?


John Domingo

I don't understand this.


Duchess

Yeah, you know what?


Duchess

They shouldn't have.


Duchess

Once there's a new.


Duchess

A whole new regime coming in for president, they really need to really edit.


Duchess

Like, be way more lame duck than they have been, because right now they're just like, throwing everything out.


John Domingo

Well, you know, Biden's not doing.


John Domingo

You know, Biden's not doing this.


John Domingo

You know, he's just a.


John Domingo

Yeah, I know.


John Domingo

A lump of people, right?


John Domingo

He's just a puppy.


John Domingo

He don't even know what he's doing over it.


John Domingo

Somebody's doing it.


John Domingo

I don't know who's doing it.


John Domingo

You know his elevator.


John Domingo

He's like a hydraulic elevator without any oil.


John Domingo

It just can't make the top floor.


John Domingo

It gets up there and it grinds and cavitates it just.


John Domingo

So, yeah.


John Domingo

He authorizes and they shoot six missiles and.


John Domingo

And who's like, hey, I'm not fucking around, okay?


John Domingo

I'm going to show you how I'm not fucking around.


John Domingo

I'm going to send an ICBM irritable bowel syndrome rocket in there to pump missile.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

I can't believe it's not butter.


John Domingo

And pucker your ass up and.


John Domingo

But here's the problem.


John Domingo

Once they launch, they don't know whether it is a nuclear.


John Domingo

What?


John Domingo

Nuclear.


John Domingo

I sound like George Bush nuclear.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

Or if it's just one with regular warheads on it.


John Domingo

And so now people are got, like, right now people have their finger on the button.


John Domingo

And I'm saying.


John Domingo

And listen, I'm putting this out there.


John Domingo

Hey, aliens, extraterrestrials.


John Domingo

If you're out there and you could stop this shit, will you please?


John Domingo

Now's the time.


John Domingo

Now's the time to show up.


John Domingo

Now's the time to, you know, just to land, to say, all right, knock your shit off.


John Domingo

Knock it off.


Duchess

Because it's insane.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

I mean, what are we doing here?


John Domingo

And it seems like everybody's into this, and I'm Sitting there and I go, okay, so I hear we were listening to Bruce this morning on the Weather Report.


John Domingo

Is it the weather report?


John Domingo

It's weathered something.


John Domingo

It's the weathered Twitter show in the morning.


Duchess

It's the weather.


Duchess

Twitter.


John Domingo

It's the weather Twitter show in the morning.


Duchess

Right, right.


Duchess

His podcast is the Weathered Report.


Duchess

And this is like his weathered something.


John Domingo

It's the Weather Report.


John Domingo

Fuck it.


Duchess

It's the weather Report.


John Domingo

It's every day on Twitter spaces.


John Domingo

6:00am Eastern time, 9:00am Eastern.


John Domingo

Yeah, the other way around.


John Domingo

Yeah, that, that.


Duchess

Right.


John Domingo

Anyhow.


Duchess

Way to plug Bruce there.


Duchess

Yeah, Something somewhere.


John Domingo

Try to find it.


John Domingo

It's on Twitter.


John Domingo

So anyhow, I'll have that.


John Domingo

There's a link in the show.


John Domingo

Notes for it.


Duchess

Before we get deeper into this, do you want to shout out to encourage people to perhaps send us.


John Domingo

Okay, so I have it open.


John Domingo

Voice and text.


John Domingo

856-477-1935.


John Domingo

Yes, you could do that.


John Domingo

You can if you hear something that.


Duchess

We'Re talking during the show.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

But then again, we have to.


John Domingo

So you don't text because you can always just put it in a chat right here.


John Domingo

Right, right.


John Domingo

Here we go.


John Domingo

But if you wanted to send a message.


John Domingo

Voice message over.


John Domingo

We do have a voice message for later.


Duchess

No, we're playing tonight, so.


Duchess

And people were curious about what is not on your head tonight?


John Domingo

I decided to go hatless.


John Domingo

You know what?


John Domingo

I think everybody realizes that I'm bald.


John Domingo

Well, the other day on.


John Domingo

I think it was Tuesday or Wednesday.


John Domingo

Tuesday, Tuesday.


John Domingo

I'm laying in bed all naked and like I do, and I get a text from Doug and he says, hey, do you want to come on?


John Domingo

You want to come on?


John Domingo

And I'm like, sure.


John Domingo

So I throw on a T shirt and a pair of shorts and I limp downstairs and we started doing a show and then we brought you on.


John Domingo

It was a lot of fun.


John Domingo

But it's on Patreon.


John Domingo

So if you want to go over to the Who's Right podcast, WhoRightPodcast.com or WhoRight.com Patreon, you can sign up.


John Domingo

And we did about an hour and a half show.


John Domingo

It was a lot of fun.


John Domingo

A lot of fun.


Duchess

And all the gentlemen were.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

Levels of receding hair.


John Domingo

So I was going to put a hat on.


John Domingo

And then I saw Doug and he's bald.


John Domingo

And Anthony's got his head shaved down everything.


John Domingo

He's bald.


John Domingo

I said, well, why am I putting a hat on?


John Domingo

Let's all just bald it up.


John Domingo

Let's do it.


John Domingo

So I do have a Little look.


John Domingo

Okay, so I have a daughter that cuts hair and she's always busy, so I have a hair trimmer, and I always forget which one is the one that I use.


John Domingo

And I apparently use the short one.


John Domingo

And I buzz this sucker down to almost nothing.


John Domingo

I got like a white hue.


Duchess

Whoops.


John Domingo

My eyes.


Duchess

Well, that's just a little shorter.


John Domingo

So then, so then when Bruce says, you know about this?


John Domingo

I, you know, they Russia shot a ICBM in the.


John Domingo

In the Ukraine.


John Domingo

So I go to the news, they're not talking about it at all.


John Domingo

I'm like, why isn't this all over the news?


John Domingo

Why isn't.


John Domingo

Why isn't this all.


John Domingo

Not at all.


John Domingo

What do we got to talk about?


Duchess

Trump nominations?


John Domingo

No.


John Domingo

Sarah McBride was elected into the House of Representatives as the first transgender representative, and we need to fight over where she's going to shit and piss.


John Domingo

That's what happened.


Duchess

That's important right now, right?


John Domingo

Yes, that is.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Because that's all we have.


John Domingo

To be honest with you.


John Domingo

This is such a non brainer kind of thing, but they have to have.


John Domingo

We're gonna.


John Domingo

Where are we gonna.


John Domingo

Where are we gonna piss?


John Domingo

Nancy Mace, I don't know if you know this, but she was rape victim.


John Domingo

She's been raped and she's been sexually assaulted.


John Domingo

I don't know if it was the same time.


John Domingo

Sounds like a good time.


John Domingo

But anyhow, she was a rape and she was assaulted, and she doesn't want dicks in the ladies room.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

And I'm like, okay, not bad.


John Domingo

I understand.


John Domingo

So she's wanted to bring up a resolution for the House in the House rules where Sarah McBride cannot use the ladies room.


John Domingo

And so, of course, now the media's got.


John Domingo

They've got fresh meat, so they're gonna.


John Domingo

Oh.


John Domingo

So they get ahold of Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, and they go to Mike, all right, Mike, are you gonna allow her to use the ladies room?


John Domingo

And.


John Domingo

And he's like, listen, you know, we're gonna treat everybody with respect.


John Domingo

This is what we do here.


Duchess

And, you know, trying to tap dance on that line.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

And then they.


Duchess

Nope.


John Domingo

So they had a meeting, and Mike Johnson got a talking to in that meeting, and he was, you know, he said.


John Domingo

Then he came back out and he had something else to say.


John Domingo

And here.


Speaker C

Hello, everybody.


Speaker C

I just want to make a statement for all of you here and be very clear.


Speaker C

I was asked a question this morning at the leadership gaggle, and I rejected the premise because the answer is so obvious for anybody who doesn't know my well established record on this issue.


Speaker C

Let me be unequivocally clear.


Speaker C

A man is a man and a woman is a woman, and a man cannot become a woman.


Speaker C

That said, I also believe that's what scripture teaches, what I just said.


Speaker C

But I also believe that we treat everybody with dignity and so we can do and believe all those things at the same time.


Speaker C

And I wanted to make that clear for everybody because there's lots of questions, but that's where I stand.


Speaker C

I've stood there my whole life and those are facts.


John Domingo

And I'm getting the fuck out of here before you guys ask any questions, because I don't want to hear.


Duchess

He's like, thank you.


Duchess

Goodbye.


Duchess

He's like, the like, was it KJP does when she's had enough?


Duchess

She's like, bind her clothes.


Duchess

Goodbye.


Duchess

Done.


John Domingo

Yeah, I'm out.


John Domingo

You know, Bye.


John Domingo

So they corner Nancy Mace and.


John Domingo

Is that right?


John Domingo

Mace?


John Domingo

Nancy Mace, Yes.


Duchess

Nancy Mace, Yes.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

Sometimes I hear myself and I'm like, does that sound.


John Domingo

That doesn't sound right, that right.


John Domingo

But it is sounds right.


Duchess

Oh, she's doubled down.


Duchess

And she does not.


Duchess

She's not.


John Domingo

She's.


John Domingo

She's pulling no punches.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

And yet I don't blame her.


Speaker D

Okay, well, number one, I want to see this in the house rules package.


Speaker D

I want to make sure that no men are in women's practice private spaces.


Speaker D

And it's not going to end here.


Speaker D

This shouldn't be going on any federal property.


Speaker D

If you're a school or an institution that gets government funding, this kind of thing should be banned.


Speaker D

I think it's sick, it's twisted.


Speaker D

I have fought like hell for women's rights.


Speaker D

I mean, 25 years ago this year, I became the first woman to break the glass ceiling and graduate from a military college that was formerly all male.


John Domingo

Oh, you're a rebel rouser.


John Domingo

See, you're one of those people that you had to go to an all male school just to say, oh, I'm a female and I should be able to.


Duchess

All right, anything else you want to say about her?


Speaker D

The way that I've been attacked today and last night for fighting to protect women and girls, it's ridiculous.


Speaker D

So if that being a feminist makes me an extremist, I'm totally here for it.


John Domingo

Is this effort in response to Congresswoman McBride's coming to Congress?


Speaker D

Yes, and absolutely and then some.


Speaker D

I'm not going to stand for a man.


Speaker D

You know, if someone with a penis is in the women's locker room, that's not okay.


Speaker D

And I'm a victim of abuse myself.


Speaker D

I'm a rape survivor.


Speaker D

I have PTSD from the abuse I've suffered at the hands of a man.


Speaker D

And I know how vulnerable women and girls are in private spaces.


Speaker D

So I'm absolutely 100% going to stand in the way of any man who wants to be in a women's restroom, in our locker rooms, in our changing rooms.


Speaker D

I will be there fighting you every step of the way.


John Domingo

Okay, Question, Duchess.


Duchess

Yes.


John Domingo

Your thoughts?


John Domingo

Do you have a problem with anything that Nancy just said?


Duchess

No.


Duchess

No.


John Domingo

You're.


John Domingo

You're okay with all that?


Duchess

I am.


Duchess

I would, like.


Duchess

I.


Duchess

Okay.


Duchess

No, I don't have any problems with what she's saying.


Duchess

I think if a couple extra bathrooms could be made for, like, anybody.


Duchess

Fine.


Duchess

Give them, like, the one, like, the family stalls and shit.


Duchess

Whatever.


Duchess

Make those.


Duchess

Make a one person, you know, go in, take a kind of thing.


Duchess

But.


Duchess

And that's this way you're not in the hymns or hers, and then you have, like, anybody.


Duchess

And I'm fine with that.


Duchess

But I would be very uncomfortable if I was at my most vulnerable moments and there was a dude there.


Duchess

And it doesn't matter that it's a stall that, like.


Duchess

Oh, the little stall closes.


Duchess

Those don't.


Duchess

Look, everybody's had somebody walk in on them in the bathroom in the public restroom.


Duchess

Those doors don't latch for.


John Domingo

But you don't want.


Duchess

I don't need.


Duchess

You don't want to.


Duchess

I don't want to walk past that.


Duchess

I don't want.


Duchess

You know, there's a reason, you know, you.


Duchess

You don't send your children into the bathrooms.


John Domingo

Yes.


Duchess

And I'm not saying everybody.


Duchess

Everybody is geared towards children, but they are even more vulnerable in a restroom.


Duchess

So, I mean, so there's.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

I'm.


Duchess

I'm.


Duchess

I'm actually back in this.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

You don't want to go into a lady.


Duchess

Sure.


Duchess

But I don't care.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

You don't want to go in the ladies room in here.


John Domingo

You don't want to hear that in a lady's room.


Duchess

You know, so Bob points out in the comments that they have their own bathroom in their office.


John Domingo

Yeah, they do.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

So.


Duchess

But everybody's all fired up because I'm wandering around out.


Duchess

Out and about in the wild.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

In.


Duchess

In.


Duchess

In the building.


Duchess

And they want to.


Duchess

If they need to use the ladies room.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

She would want to go in there.


John Domingo

So aoc.


John Domingo

She's upset.


Duchess

It's disgusting.


Duchess

And everybody, no matter how you feel on this issue, should Reject it completely.


Duchess

What are they doing?


Duchess

They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can make a buck and send a text and fundraise off an email.


John Domingo

That is such disgusting.


John Domingo

She says the only reason she's doing this.


Duchess

Piglet.


Duchess

Yeah, it's a piglet thing to say.


Duchess

That's so gross.


Duchess

Like she doesn't try to capitalize on every single thing she fucking does.


John Domingo

I know.


John Domingo

Her and her fucking horse teeth.


John Domingo

You know there's a.


John Domingo

Somebody did some.


John Domingo

I think it was AI generated art where she's got these big giant horse teeth and a horse face and then she wants them scrubbed off the Internet.


John Domingo

Go to Blue Sky.


John Domingo

Is that it?


Duchess

Go there, go there.


Speaker E

They're not doing this to protect people.


Duchess

They're endangering women.


Duchess

They're endangered.


John Domingo

How are they in a.


Duchess

Dangerous women that you're endangering women.


Duchess

That.


Duchess

That's what Nancy Mace believes, that this is endangering women.


John Domingo

Yeah, but she's got it back.


Duchess

Oh, but she's saying it from the other side.


John Domingo

Yeah, she's saying it from the other side.


John Domingo

I.


Duchess

Well, we do have some fans of AOC in the comments there.


John Domingo

Let me see Bruce, she's hot.


Duchess

Bruce thinks she's super hot.


John Domingo

Yeah, super.


Duchess

She's so crazy.


John Domingo

That's the cut.


John Domingo

She's so cunty.


John Domingo

I can't take this.


Duchess

He doesn't care.


Duchess

Yeah, but you guys don't mind crazy.


John Domingo

Joaquin says John has his own bathroom in his bedroom too.


John Domingo

What are you talking about?


John Domingo

I know what you're talking about.


John Domingo

You're talking about my pee bucket.


John Domingo

I know.


John Domingo

Jeez.


John Domingo

You mentioned one time you got a pee bucket.


Duchess

You mentioned several times and it was very funny.


Duchess

Oh.


Duchess

So here's.


Duchess

Go ahead.


John Domingo

I'm sorry.


Duchess

Nope.


Duchess

Read Joaquin.


John Domingo

I was gonna.


John Domingo

Oh no, I wasn't gonna do Joaquin's.


John Domingo

I was going to Jody B.


John Domingo

Jody B.


John Domingo

Says maybe they can poop in the giant crater.


John Domingo

Russia wants to into our country.


John Domingo

See, Jody's.


John Domingo

Jody's fired up about this too.


John Domingo

Jody, you know, he's real even keeled and he doesn't really get involved in anything.


John Domingo

Even Jody B.


John Domingo

Is like, what the is going on here?


John Domingo

Yeah, well, it's.


Duchess

Everybody finds a key, an issue that's super important to them and right now this is like, you know, our lives in future if.


Duchess

What.


Duchess

What the are we going to even have?


Duchess

You know, I can't even.


John Domingo

All right, this is a very interesting statement from Sparky Toaster.


John Domingo

What is the proper thing to do for a dad with a five year old daughter as far as A public bathroom in a public space.


John Domingo

This is what I did.


John Domingo

You take them in the men's room with you, and you walk in.


John Domingo

Absolutely.


John Domingo

And as you walk in, you open their eyes.


Duchess

Open up the door.


John Domingo

No, you open up the door.


John Domingo

You say, gentlemen, I have to bring in my.


John Domingo

I have to bring in my daughter.


John Domingo

Okay?


John Domingo

And they're like, okay, everything's good.


John Domingo

And then you walk in and you.


John Domingo

You take her into the stall and you clean the fucking seat because these filthy motherfuckers piss all over everything.


Duchess

You men are gross.


Duchess

Well, ladies rooms are just as fucking, right?


John Domingo

You clean the seat and then you.


John Domingo

You're in there, and then she goes to the bathroom and you take her out.


John Domingo

I've had to do that when I've taken my daughters to the movies or to, like, a Philadelphia Philly skate.


John Domingo

Absolutely.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

So that's.


John Domingo

Yeah, that's what they have to do.


John Domingo

So that's what.


Duchess

Yeah, it's.


Duchess

It's scary.


Duchess

It's scary to bring.


Duchess

There's just so many wackos in.


Duchess

In these spaces.


Duchess

And it's.


Duchess

You know, when you.


Duchess

When you have to bring a child into.


Duchess

Into that, you know, and.


Duchess

And I.


Duchess

I remember Paul bringing them into the men's room.


Duchess

I think it was at Radio City Music hall for some kids.


Duchess

I think we went to see Blues Clues live or something.


Duchess

So it's like just kids everywhere.


Duchess

And he just like, like, hustle, walk them into the stalls, like, you know, like, right past the.


Duchess

The big trough that y'all pee in.


Duchess

And.


Duchess

And he just like.


Duchess

He's like, I just, like, frog marched right now.


Duchess

I don't even think her feet touched the ground.


Duchess

He just like, go, go, go, go.


Duchess

And just dragged her in.


Duchess

But it.


Duchess

It's.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

Jody says he can't.


Duchess

Things you don't want to explain.


John Domingo

He can't.


John Domingo

Imagine the men's room at the Eagles game.


John Domingo

The lines were ridiculous.


John Domingo

You.


John Domingo

I don't even know.


John Domingo

Like, if it was me right now, if I had to go to the lines game and you stand in there at the urinal like they're five, six deep, maybe ten deep in the.


John Domingo

At the urinal lines.


John Domingo

And if I do that now, I'd just pee myself.


John Domingo

Do you have troughs they would pee in?


John Domingo

No, they're just single urinals.


John Domingo

Guys would pee in a sink.


John Domingo

Guys would walk over, just pee in the sink.


John Domingo

You're like, motherfucker, stop.


Duchess

Oh, that's disgusting.


John Domingo

Hey, man, when you've had like, eight.


Duchess

Or nine, nobody washes their hands and.


John Domingo

You'Re in There and you gotta pee.


John Domingo

You gotta pee.


John Domingo

What are you gonna do?


John Domingo

I mean, I.


John Domingo

Bob says Jamingo took his kid to the pee bucket aisle.


John Domingo

Sparky FedEx Field has a pistol.


John Domingo

They still have a piss trough.


John Domingo

There was a lot of.


John Domingo

When I used to go to auto racing for dirt tracks, a lot of the men's dirt tracks had, like, just a big trough that you would pee.


John Domingo

There's a bar in New Jersey in Barrington, New Jersey.


John Domingo

It's just like right on up, like at the road split this way.


John Domingo

It's on a corner.


John Domingo

It's like a triangular bar in the bar.


John Domingo

I think the bar is originally.


John Domingo

The bar is originally from the 1800s.


John Domingo

That's how long it's been there.


John Domingo

There's a pea trough right there at the bar.


John Domingo

So you'd be drinking your beer.


John Domingo

You stand up, pull your zipper down, and pee right there at the bottom of the fucking bar.


John Domingo

It's still there.


John Domingo

I can't remember the name.


John Domingo

No, you don't know.


John Domingo

They throw you out.


John Domingo

You're peeing it now, I think.


John Domingo

Well, we used to go there when I was in an.


John Domingo

When I was an elevator helper.


John Domingo

The mechanic that I was with used to like to go there after.


John Domingo

Like, if sometimes on Friday we would go for lunch, he'd say, oh, they got great.


John Domingo

What the fuck?


John Domingo

Did they have a great pork roll and cheese sandwiches there?


John Domingo

So you'd go get a pork roll and cheese sandwich.


John Domingo

That meant.


John Domingo

So he could drink shots and beer.


Duchess

On a hard roll.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

It's not a man's only bar.


John Domingo

It's.


John Domingo

You know, there were.


Duchess

Well, at the time, it probably was.


John Domingo

It's a shot and beer bar.


John Domingo

You know what I mean?


John Domingo

It's not like if you walked in there and asked for, like a martini or Manhattan, they throw you right out of the door.


John Domingo

It's not Taylor ham, it's pork roll.


Duchess

I'll throw brands.


Duchess

God damn it.


Duchess

It's a brand Budvogger.


John Domingo

I'll die on that hill.


John Domingo

You know why?


Duchess

Because we're Every tissue is not a Kleenex.


Duchess

He's from Jersey.


Duchess

That's what the fight is.


John Domingo

He's from North Jersey.


Duchess

Well, he's right.


Duchess

I know he's not.


Duchess

No, he's west might be near our capital area.


Duchess

Okay, so that he's ding dong.


Duchess

That thinks it's called.


Duchess

That must be.


Duchess

Well, that's the area he's from.


Duchess

He's not.


Duchess

Dirk said Eagles fans just pick on each other because they're animals.


John Domingo

Oh.


John Domingo

Probably go.


John Domingo

You.


John Domingo

You're just.


John Domingo

You Bills have Never won a Super Bowl.


John Domingo

You're one of the only teams that have never won a Super.


John Domingo

Even the Eagles have won a Super Bowl.


John Domingo

Loser took him a long time.


John Domingo

You know who was really pissed.


John Domingo

And this is, this is a little longer clip, but I'm sorry, I just.


John Domingo

I was all in for this.


John Domingo

Megan Kelly the other day went off on this.


John Domingo

I love milk.


John Domingo

I know you don't like her, but.


Speaker F

I don't know men in women's spaces.


Speaker F

Not in their bathrooms, not in their locker rooms, not in their prisons, not in their sports, period.


Duchess

Okay.


Speaker F

There's nothing kind about forcing women to endanger themselves and make themselves uncomfortable for the sake of somebody else.


Speaker F

This is what McBride himself tried to use to shame us.


Speaker F

Sarah, formerly Tim.


Speaker F

Oh, I dead named him.


Speaker F

He was Tim McBride for 20 years, then as a senior at American University, suddenly declared himself a woman.


Speaker F

He never became a woman.


Speaker F

He became a man dressing as one.


Speaker F

He changed his name to Sarah, which I would call him if he were here.


Speaker F

But in order to make clear to you what we're dealing with here, what we're talking about, I point out to you, he used to be Tim.


Speaker F

Now he's Sarah.


John Domingo

You still got a.


Speaker F

Okay, we got Sarah's posting on X was.


Speaker F

Every day Americans go to work with people who have life journeys different than their own and engage with them respectfully.


Speaker F

I hope members of Congress can muster that same kindness.


Speaker F

This is what they do.


Speaker F

They use words like that to shame us into silence and away from a position that would protect ourselves and our comfort.


Speaker F

There is nothing wrong with saying, I am uncomfortable with you, Mr.


Speaker F

McBride, coming into my bathroom.


Speaker F

And here again, one more point.


Speaker F

This is yet another situation that underscores the danger of using preferred pronouns.


Speaker F

How can you say she cannot come into the women's room?


Speaker F

How can you say that?


Speaker F

That doesn't work.


Speaker F

Sarah McBride is a he.


Speaker F

He may not go into Nancy Mase's bathroom because he is a man.


Speaker F

And Nancy Mase's bathroom is for women.


Speaker F

That's it.


John Domingo

Okay?


Duchess

She's not wrong.


Duchess

She's not wrong.


Duchess

And that's.


Duchess

And that's the game.


Duchess

It's the feelings game.


Duchess

Is that it?


Duchess

It's a guilt trip.


Duchess

We are have been raised as women, at least not so much, maybe in these future generations, but probably this Megyn Kelly's around my age and you were raised to be nice.


Duchess

You're raised to be polite.


Duchess

And you know, you don't.


Duchess

You don't be rude to people and that would hurt their feelings.


Duchess

And we don't want to Hurt their feelings.


Duchess

And that's how this is coming around.


Duchess

So if you don't support that, well, you're being mean.


Duchess

And that whole thing of, like, be kind, don't shame me because of how I feel, and that I don't want men in a private space.


Duchess

And that's like, she's not wrong.


Duchess

It's wording.


Duchess

It's all about the words to make you, as a woman feel bad or feel guilty.


John Domingo

All right, so I learned something today that I didn't know before.


John Domingo

I didn't realize, because I always say that, you know, the reason you can't let a transgender person into a ladies room is because then people with other issues will also use this as a way to get into the ladies room.


John Domingo

Remember when they took a picture of that dude up at Planet Fitness in Anchorage, and he's sitting there with a black brow on, shaving, and he looked like he's got short.


Duchess

It was very aggressive.


Duchess

It was super aggressive.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

And I didn't realize, but there's a name for it, and it's called autogynephilia.


John Domingo

Autogynephilia is different.


John Domingo

It's not different.


John Domingo

It's a offshoot of gender dysphoria.


John Domingo

And I didn't know anything about it until I heard this.


Duchess

Why are there so many of these types of people?


Duchess

The sad part of this is that the majority of these people who call themselves trans women are not actually trans women.


Duchess

They are indeed autogynephiles.


Duchess

3% of men in Western countries might experience autogynephilia.


Duchess

And we already know the statistic for actual transsexual people.


Duchess

It is 0.03% of the population.


Duchess

So 0.03% to 3%.


Duchess

It's a big difference.


Duchess

Classical transsexuals clearly have a natural feminine disposition.


Duchess

They like men.


Duchess

Autogynephiles, however, I'm going to say nine times out of 10, it's a kind of weird autistic goth girl fetishy.


Duchess

Their femininity is clumsy, over sexualized.


Duchess

When they get comfortable, they tend not to date very easily.


Duchess

They tend to have a lot of discomfort.


Duchess

They tend to be very, very aggressive about pronouns.


John Domingo

They look like dudes.


John Domingo

They look like dudes.


John Domingo

Yeah, that are.


John Domingo

That got some.


John Domingo

Like the guy that used to be on the Bachelor, and then he.


Duchess

Oh, who did it as a joke.


John Domingo

He did it as a joke.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

And he didn't tell anybody.


John Domingo

All righty, so here we go.


John Domingo

Let me get to this.


John Domingo

So this is autogynephilia, a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female.


John Domingo

Intended for the term to refer to a full gamut of erotically arousing cross gender behaviors and fantasies.


John Domingo

And the reason I say that is.


John Domingo

Let's go way back in the Wayback Machine.


Duchess

Yes.


John Domingo

Is it this one here?


John Domingo

Remember this?


John Domingo

Transgender.


John Domingo

Hang on, let me make it a little bit easier for everybody to read.


John Domingo

There we go.


John Domingo

Transgender activist who sues beauty salon for refusing to wax her vagina.


John Domingo

Her balls, her dick and balls loses discriminating point.


John Domingo

Now, remember this guy?


John Domingo

He was going around in all these.


Duchess

For those who can't see it, it's a very large fella who's dressed kind of pretty with a tiara on his head.


John Domingo

And he would go into spas and he would go up to the ladies and go, hey, would you wax my balls, please?


John Domingo

Would you like to have my balls waxed?


John Domingo

I need a good Brazilian.


John Domingo

And then they go, oh, we know.


John Domingo

Wax man's nuts.


John Domingo

We only wax vaginas.


John Domingo

But he would go to these and that's what he was doing.


John Domingo

He was going.


Duchess

Looking to make some money.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

Sue a bunch of people.


John Domingo

And they're still following it around.


John Domingo

And it gets really upset when you film it because it starts yelling the N word so you won't use it.


Duchess

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

And if I could, I dug and dug and dug into the Internet today to find one of those videos where she was yelling the N word.


John Domingo

Because you know who would play it?


John Domingo

This guy.


John Domingo

But yeah, that freak is still in.


John Domingo

It's.


John Domingo

It's still in Canada right now.


John Domingo

But that's the problem.


John Domingo

You have these people that use this as a sexual fetish to turn on.


Duchess

And then that's.


Duchess

That's what.


Duchess

And.


Duchess

But he's, he's this.


Duchess

That person still wants to have sex with women.


Duchess

Like, they enjoy that.


Duchess

So that.


Duchess

So they get all kinky, turned on.


Duchess

And then now are they attacking women?


Duchess

Are they raping women?


Duchess

Like there.


Duchess

There are cases of men who are just as women who attack women and rape them and children.


Duchess

It's kind of.


John Domingo

Well, the L and the G's and the B's are really getting pissed off at the T's.


John Domingo

They've had enough of the T's because the T's are causing them a lot of trouble.


John Domingo

Right?


John Domingo

And to be honest with you, the T's.


John Domingo

I figure it's just live action roleplay.


John Domingo

So it should be lgbl.


John Domingo

That's what it should be.


John Domingo

Live action.


John Domingo

And look, let's break it down.


John Domingo

There's three things that transgender people that we require from transgender people.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

One is, where are they going to shit, piss, and change?


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

They can't do it in the ladies room.


John Domingo

They can go in the men's room.


John Domingo

We don't really care.


John Domingo

But it's uncomfortable, all right?


John Domingo

So they should have their own little changing room.


John Domingo

All right?


John Domingo

The second thing is, when are they going to tell the person they're dating that they have a cock?


John Domingo

That's very important in the dating.


Duchess

That's got to be upfront.


Duchess

That's, like, got to be the first.


John Domingo

Because a lot of time, the people, they can really pass for a woman.


John Domingo

You can't tell.


Duchess

There's some very pretty men.


John Domingo

Exactly.


Duchess

Pretty men.


John Domingo

And the other ones are, you can't go into women's sports because you.


Duchess

Oh, that's a big no.


John Domingo

Yeah, Right.


John Domingo

And I think if you've gone through.


Duchess

Puberty as a man, there's no way you can be in women's sports.


Duchess

There's no way.


John Domingo

And speaking of looking like a man, Whoopi Goldberg on the View the other day said, you know, there's only about a hundred transgender people in sports in the country.


John Domingo

And I'm like, okay, how many?


John Domingo

How many do you need?


John Domingo

Are we supposed to let them do it?


John Domingo

Because I think it was in New Jersey, a dude in a skirt was playing field hockey, and he hit the ball, and it knocked the girl's teeth out.


John Domingo

All of her teeth out.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

There's another girl.


Duchess

You could get.


Duchess

You could.


Duchess

That could happen.


Duchess

But, yeah, okay.


Duchess

But, yeah, he's in.


Duchess

But he's infinitely stronger.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

It was like a rocket.


John Domingo

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

When you hurt, you could hear it.


John Domingo

It just make you sick to your stomach.


John Domingo

See, look at you.


John Domingo

You already covered your mouth.


John Domingo

My poor Chiclets.


Duchess

I know.


Duchess

I can't imagine.


John Domingo

There was Chiclets all over the field.


John Domingo

And another guy spiked a volleyball and hit a girl in the head.


John Domingo

And she's paralyzed.


John Domingo

She can't feel, like, half her arm or something like that.


Duchess

But that's fair.


Duchess

That's fair.


John Domingo

Yes.


Duchess

And then you have.


Duchess

And then you have that swimmer.


Duchess

What's his face?


John Domingo

Oh, Leah Thomas.


John Domingo

Or what was his.


John Domingo

What was his real name?


Duchess

Leah?


Duchess

I don't know.


Duchess

Dude.


Duchess

Dude, whatever.


John Domingo

Leah Thomas.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

He's massively bigger than, like, you see all the swimmers and then him, like, a foot taller.


John Domingo

I think his name is William.


Duchess

Standing next to.


Duchess

Yeah, it's like standing next to Michael Phelps.


Duchess

It's ridiculous.


Duchess

He's got a wingspan.


Duchess

He's got a shoulder span.


Duchess

He's got muscles that women can't compete with.


Duchess

That's why there's women's sports and then there's men's sports.


Duchess

And just because you want to be a woman, that doesn't mean you are, like, you are physically different.


Duchess

You're just.


Duchess

That's just the way it is.


Duchess

That's science.


Duchess

I know people don't like science, but you are physically stronger.


Duchess

You're completely different.


Duchess

Skeleton.


Duchess

That's how they identify skeletons when they dig up these bodies by the shape of them.


Duchess

Yeah, the skeletons, they can see it.


Duchess

Sorry.


John Domingo

No, I mean, yeah.


John Domingo

So autogynephilia.


John Domingo

That's the difference.


John Domingo

And I didn't realize that.


Duchess

Look it up.


John Domingo

I knew something was like, in other words, I didn't know there was a name for it.


John Domingo

There's transgender people that are actually transgender and.


John Domingo

All right, so let's get back to what's her name?


Duchess

Right.


John Domingo

Sarah McBride.


Duchess

Dial it back.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

All right, so, yeah, because you get people like this now, I can't tell if this is transgender or not, but you get this.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

Work.


Duchess

I'm at drop off an order, and my diary's getting kind of full right now, so I might need a change really soon.


Duchess

But it is very discreet.


Duchess

Check out my last video for the discreet outfits.


Speaker C

Video.


John Domingo

Video.


Duchess

But my diaper is getting a little full right now.


John Domingo

That.


John Domingo

That right there.


Duchess

Wait, what?


Duchess

Why?


Duchess

Why was.


John Domingo

All right, so he's out delivering food.


John Domingo

This brings.


Duchess

Wearing a diaper.


John Domingo

Brings your pizza to your house wearing a diaper.


Duchess

I don't even like people coming to my house.


Duchess

Delivery service in general, Amazon order.


John Domingo

And he can't speak, and he just.


Duchess

Whips up his dress, Right?


John Domingo

He's got his pants, which is a strange phrase.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

And a diaper.


John Domingo

Sparky says, I ain't eating that pizza.


John Domingo

I ain't doing that.


Duchess

Can you imagine, like, that, that that person comes up to your door, hands you your food?


Duchess

No, I don't.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

If that dude walked up.


Duchess

That's why you don't do that.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

I.


John Domingo

I just.


Duchess

Again, was he lisping on purpose or was that, like.


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

I think he has a problem with it.


John Domingo

I think maybe he took too many dicks to the mouth before he got.


John Domingo

Before he did this.


John Domingo

I'm not 100% sure.


Duchess

It sounded like he had a speech impediment or something.


John Domingo

Yeah, a little bit.


John Domingo

Maybe a little bit.


Duchess

Podcast secret professionals wear diapers.


John Domingo

So through all that, right?


John Domingo

So now this.


John Domingo

Poor Sarah, all she did was she was elected to go to Congress.


John Domingo

So this is her statement.


John Domingo

We've talked about everybody else.


John Domingo

Everybody else that's all upset about this, so let's actually hear from her.


John Domingo

Here's our statement.


John Domingo

I'm not here to fight about bathrooms.


John Domingo

I'm here to fight for Delawareans and to bring down the cost facing families.


John Domingo

Like all members, I will follow the rules outlined by Speaker Johnson, even if I disagree with them.


John Domingo

This effort to distract from the real issues facing this country hasn't distracted me over the past several days.


John Domingo

I've remained hard at work preparing to represent the greatest state in the union come January in serving in the 119th Congress.


John Domingo

It will be an honor of the lifetime.


John Domingo

And I continue to look forward to getting to know my future colleagues on both sides of the aisle.


John Domingo

Each of us were sent here because voters saw something in us that they value.


John Domingo

I have loved getting to see those qualities in future colleagues that I've met.


John Domingo

And I look forward to seeing those qualities in every member come January.


John Domingo

I hope all my colleagues will seek to do the same with me.


Duchess

Now, for God's sake, she's been the most gracious at all of it.


Duchess

Fine.


Duchess

Good.


Duchess

Problem solved.


Duchess

God, move on.


John Domingo

Yeah, she's just like, yeah, you know what?


John Domingo

I'll piss in my office.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

I'll problem solve.


Duchess

If that's what the boss guy says.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

So all this.


Duchess

Well, replying it as Sarah, so.


Duchess

But yes.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

So I mean, all that shit.


Duchess

And that's the response.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

So your buddy dropped out of the race or not the race he pulls out.


John Domingo

Matt Gaetz is now not.


Duchess

Matt Gates has a strong pullout game, apparently.


Duchess

So.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

You want to read this?


Duchess

Sure.


Duchess

I had excellent meetings with senators yesterday.


Duchess

I appreciate their thoughtful feedback and the incredible support of so many.


Duchess

While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump Vance transition team.


Duchess

I guess there is no time to waste on a needlessly was it protracted Washington scuffle.


Duchess

Thus, I'll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney General.


Duchess

Trump's DOJ must be in place and ready on day one.


Duchess

I remain fully committed to see that Donald J.


Duchess

Trump is the most successful president in history.


Duchess

I will forever be honored that President Trump nominated me to lead the Department of Justice.


Duchess

And I'm certain he will save America.


John Domingo

Fantastic.


Duchess

And he popped that dick right back out of his mouth.


Duchess

Put it back in Trump's pants.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

And then Donald Trump.


John Domingo

Donald Trump also made a statement.


John Domingo

Would you like to read that?


Duchess

Sure.


Duchess

I greatly appreciate.


John Domingo

No, no, no, no.


Duchess

Recent.


John Domingo

As Donald Trump.


Duchess

No, I'm not.


Duchess

I can't read it.


Duchess

As Donald Trump.


John Domingo

Come on, you can't do that.


John Domingo

You could do it.


Duchess

All right, I'll, I'll try.


Duchess

All right.


Duchess

I greatly appreciate the recent efforts of Matt Gaetz in seeking approval to be the Attorney General.


Duchess

He was doing well, very well.


Duchess

But at the same time did not want to be a distraction for the administration for which he has much respect.


Duchess

So much respect.


Duchess

Matt has a wonderful future, and I look forward to watching all the great things he will do.


John Domingo

There we go.


John Domingo

Atta girl.


John Domingo

Look at you.


John Domingo

I couldn't wait to put that one up because I knew, I said.


John Domingo

I knew you were going to say, okay, I'll read that.


John Domingo

And then I said, trump.


John Domingo

Excellent job.


John Domingo

Nice job.


Duchess

Thank you, thank you, thank you.


John Domingo

But the best part of everything was the fact that Sonny Hostin was talking about this bitch and she had to apologize for this.


John Domingo

And then the motherfucker pulled out.


John Domingo

And I'm so much here, I'm here for it.


Duchess

You know, his campaign was his contingent, was laughing their ass off.


Duchess

All right, he's gonna drop.


John Domingo

Here's Sonny talking about it, and then like five minutes later, she had to do the retraction.


John Domingo

The look on her face, they got her so fast.


John Domingo

They slapped that down so good.


John Domingo

Here we go.


Speaker D

How could you nominate someone with allegations of child trafficking across or trafficking across state lines and having sex with a 17 year old?


Speaker D

My understanding.


Speaker D

Further on in the interview, they discussed the fact that once he finds out that she's 17, he stops having sex with her.


John Domingo

Sonny.


John Domingo

All right, hang on one second.


John Domingo

She's a lawyer, right?


John Domingo

Don't she know what you can say and what you can't say?


Duchess

She doesn't care.


Duchess

She gets away with it.


Duchess

That's why.


Duchess

Because she gets away with that all the time.


Duchess

Well, not this time.


John Domingo

I'm sorry.


John Domingo

People that are listening in, is that audio podcast.


John Domingo

You aren't going to get the delicious, resting bitch face that Sunny Hasa does when she reads this statement.


Duchess

Well, what happened was she got the attorneys, right?


Duchess

The abc, like, they went to commercial and I guess and they came back and they immediately said, you have to read this.


John Domingo

Here we go.


Duchess

Because of her allegations.


John Domingo

You have a legal note?


Speaker D

I do have a legal note.


Speaker D

Thank you, Whoopi.


Duchess

Thank you.


Speaker D

Matt Gates has long denied all allegations, calling the claims, quote, invented and saying in a statement to ABC News that this false smear following a three year criminal investigation should be viewed with great skepticism.


Speaker D

That doj Investigation was closed.


Speaker D

Closed with no charges being brought.


Duchess

We'll be right back.


Duchess

She was so mad she had to read that.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

And I mean, the legal team jumped on that very quickly.


John Domingo

I understand that.


John Domingo

But, you know, let's, let's put it in, you know, in context.


John Domingo

He apparently did do this.


John Domingo

Allegedly.


John Domingo

Oh, yeah, let's use allegedly.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

I'm not reading an apology.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

Where is it?


John Domingo

So I'm trying to see where the.


John Domingo

I have an article here.


John Domingo

I think it's.


John Domingo

Why did he withdraw?


John Domingo

Look at Trump's cabinet, key roles.


John Domingo

Gates was already struggling to find support within the Senate, which evaluates confirms.


John Domingo

He wouldn't have gotten.


John Domingo

It would have been embarrassing for him.


John Domingo

He wouldn't got confirmed.


John Domingo

He wouldn't got confirmed.


John Domingo

So that's why he dropped out.


John Domingo

And.


John Domingo

But it's just so funny that he actually did do that.


John Domingo

And to me, the best part was he had to.


John Domingo

He got sunny.


John Domingo

Have to read that fucking retraction.


John Domingo

Which.


Duchess

Oh, just the fact it happened so quickly, so very quickly was.


Duchess

I mean, I don't know why all, like you said, like, someone had, oh, Boomer Bob says, when did the views start caring about facts?


Duchess

So someone in legal was paying attention and was probably like, oh, you can't say that.


Duchess

So.


Duchess

But I heard there was, there was something drafted and sent over, so I don't know if they.


Duchess

I don't know how that happened so quickly, but I'm, I'm, I super enjoyed the sour look on her face because she is such a smug bitch.


John Domingo

Boomer Prop says Trump should pick Judge Joe Brown.


John Domingo

Now, that would be fantastic.


John Domingo

I would love that.


John Domingo

Yeah, I would love Mike.


Duchess

Mike Pelarito says she read that, like an easy apology.


John Domingo

Eric Zane, how many times do you know that he had to apologize?


Duchess

He never cared.


Duchess

He, he, he clearly said, anytime they made me apologize, I never meant it.


Duchess

Of course that's exactly what she did.


Duchess

That's why when they handed it to her, you know, she was like, thank you, hubby.


Duchess

And like, just went deadpan, expressionless.


Duchess

Like, she may as well have just, like, n.


Duchess

Like she could have just made faces and, like, wind her way through it, like, almost.


Duchess

That was kind of weird.


John Domingo

Budwegger says he picked Pam Bondi.


John Domingo

Bondi.


John Domingo

She's the AG for Florida.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

Obviously, he's another, another misogynist.


Duchess

Misogynistic choice for picking women, you know, Although I don't know that Linda McMahon.


Duchess

I'm not sure about that one.


John Domingo

You don't like her?


John Domingo

What, just because she used to bang.


Duchess

Vince, I don't care that she banged.


Duchess

Everybody's banged somebody.


Duchess

I don't care about that.


Duchess

It's just the fact the only video I've seen of her is her getting like suplexed by some wrestler or something.


Duchess

Like.


John Domingo

It's just Gobblehead says Duchess, stunning as always.


John Domingo

Jamingo bald.


John Domingo

Google bald.


Duchess

That's Google head, please.


Duchess

Thank you.


John Domingo

What is it?


John Domingo

Is it.


John Domingo

No, it's Gobble.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

Gooble.


John Domingo

Gooble.


Duchess

No.


Duchess

Gobble.


Duchess

How do you spell gobble?


John Domingo

How do you spell G?


John Domingo

O, B B?


John Domingo

Gobble.


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

I don't care.


Duchess

That's G, O, O.


Duchess

So it's Google.


John Domingo

Oh.


Duchess

Oh, I hope.


John Domingo

All right, so Gobblehead said, listen, you call me Bob.


John Domingo

You call.


John Domingo

I'm sorry, you call me Bob, that's even worse.


John Domingo

But if you call me bald, I'm calling you Gobblehead.


John Domingo

Just saying.


John Domingo

All right, where was I?


John Domingo

You know something, if he's into young girls, he should just go to Afghanistan.


John Domingo

Because over at Afghanistan.


John Domingo

I'm sorry, Duchess is over here doing visual bits.


Duchess

Sorry, my.


John Domingo

With her Steelers pillow towel.


Duchess

I did.


John Domingo

Or pillow.


John Domingo

Whatever.


John Domingo

Football.


Duchess

It's just a pillow.


Duchess

It's just a Steelers pillow.


John Domingo

So you can get a nice nine year old wife over there for just 2,000.


John Domingo

Hey, tampon.


John Domingo

Tom.


John Domingo

Professor Tom, this might be for you.


Duchess

Pawana, who dreams of going to school and becoming a teacher, applies makeup, a favorite pastime for little girls.


Duchess

But Pawana knows she is preparing for what awaits her.


Duchess

My father has sold me because we don't have bread, rice and flour.


Duchess

He has sold me to an old man.


Duchess

The white bearded man, who claims he's 55 years old, comes to collect her.


Duchess

Ah, that's like her grandfather.


John Domingo

55 years old, buys a 9 year old for $2,000 piece of.


John Domingo

You don't think.


John Domingo

Listen, I'm saying for a nine year old you could probably get ten grand.


John Domingo

No.


Duchess

Oh my God.


John Domingo

I'm just saying it's not like he's trying to buy like a 20 year old.


Duchess

Yeah, that 20 year old's old.


Duchess

He doesn't want an old used up.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

He's bought Pawna for 200,000 afghanis.


Duchess

Just over US$2,000 covered up.


Duchess

Pawna whimpers as her mother holds her.


Duchess

This is your bride.


Duchess

Please take care of her, says Paana's father.


John Domingo

Oh, I'm going to take care of her all right.


John Domingo

Soon as I get her out of here, I'm going to take care of her good.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

Over there.


Duchess

I'm so not happy with this article, this is so gross.


John Domingo

This is what we fought the 20 year war for.


Duchess

I know that you.


Duchess

Look, the culture in this country, in that country is not going to change.


John Domingo

I know.


Duchess

Just not.


Duchess

They're.


Duchess

It's despicable.


Duchess

They treat women and children like trash.


John Domingo

And she starts.


John Domingo

I'm not going to play.


John Domingo

The rest of the kid starts crying and as they take her outside, the guy's got her by the arm and he's pulling her and she's crying and trying to get back to her mother.


Duchess

I can't.


Duchess

I can't.


Duchess

I.


Duchess

I have no words.


Duchess

Wow.


Duchess

I have all the words, but I can't.


John Domingo

I.


John Domingo

Mike says I'll take care of her.


John Domingo

I'll check her temperature as soon as I get home.


John Domingo

Bob wants to call the guy about her extended warranty.


John Domingo

Did he get the extended warranty?


Duchess

Yeah, yeah.


Duchess

When she turns 11, you can throw away or you're going to upgrade.


John Domingo

I know, I know that's disgusting.


John Domingo

But it's legal there.


John Domingo

You know what I'm saying?


John Domingo

It's legal there.


John Domingo

I don't understand how they do that kind of shit because I wish.


John Domingo

I gotta go back.


Duchess

So gross.


Duchess

It's so horrifying to think of like that's what these disgusting men.


Duchess

Sorry, guys.


Duchess

That's disgusting that you want to.


Duchess

You want to pluck out a nine year old and you're gonna just destroy her life.


Duchess

That poor kid at nine is ruined.


Duchess

Ruined.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

What do you live for at that?


Duchess

What do you live for after that?


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

She's probably going to be pregnant at like 12.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Horrible design.


Duchess

Says wood chipper.


Duchess

Absolutely.


John Domingo

Wood chipper.


Duchess

Slowly.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

A little bit at a time.


John Domingo

Just.


John Domingo

Just feed them in a little bit at a time.


John Domingo

Absolutely.


Duchess

That's disgusting.


John Domingo

Dean says now you need to sing that song from Eric Clapton.


John Domingo

Like when his son fell out the window.


John Domingo

That unfortunate little chap.


Duchess

Gross.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

All right, let's see if we could cheer you up a little bit.


John Domingo

The moment a dad defends predator daughter 23 after she allegedly poses as a teen to molest a middle schooler.


Duchess

Oh, good.


Duchess

Another cheering story.


John Domingo

Florida father was caught on camera defending his 24 year old Predator daughter after she was accused of preying on and molesting a middle school aged boy.


John Domingo

Insisting.


John Domingo

Let me give you.


John Domingo

Hang on one second.


John Domingo

Let me just do one little thing here so we can.


Duchess

Winner, Florida woman.


Duchess

Yeah, there you go.


Duchess

What is it with Florida, you guys?


John Domingo

I don't know.


John Domingo

Not for nothing, creepy Alyssa Zinger of Tampa was arrested on a slew of sex charges.


John Domingo

Last November, Slew.


Duchess

Nice.


John Domingo

As police received a tip that she had allegedly posed online as a 14 year old girl to meet youngsters.


John Domingo

When police first showed up at the family home to seize her devices, English dad had tried to claim that she was one who'd been.


John Domingo

She was the one who had been taken advantage of.


John Domingo

She got here.


John Domingo

She is here in her little prison.


John Domingo

You know, the oranges, New black.


Duchess

She has the.


Duchess

The mug shot of this young woman.


Duchess

She has stone cold dead eyes.


Duchess

Like she has psychopath eyes.


John Domingo

All right, hang on.


John Domingo

Well, as I go through the story in the chat, if you would, 1 to 10, what do you think?


John Domingo

What is she?


John Domingo

I'll give you my ruling after everybody.


John Domingo

I don't want to influence the voting.


John Domingo

All right, so the father says this is his quote.


John Domingo

She got messed up with the wrong kid.


John Domingo

You know, even though he's a lot younger.


John Domingo

The father could be heard telling the officers she never been in trouble in her entire life.


John Domingo

Nothing but.


John Domingo

Nothing but.


John Domingo

She met this kid.


John Domingo

And even though he's young and that's why we're in this situation, she's never been in trouble in her entire life until she met him.


John Domingo

And this kid's insane.


John Domingo

The father continues.


John Domingo

Like I said, my daughter's never been in trouble.


John Domingo

This kid was 14 years old.


John Domingo

He got girls into his house, videotaped them.


John Domingo

He's making porn at 14.


John Domingo

My daughter's 22.


John Domingo

And she was a virgin till she was 21.


John Domingo

Sure she was.


Duchess

I don't know about that.


Duchess

Sure you thought she.


Duchess

First of all, how would any dad know that?


Duchess

I know.


Duchess

I took care of it.


John Domingo

The dad also says that his beautiful young daughter had a lot of mental issues.


John Domingo

No shit.


Duchess

You think?


Duchess

Holy crap.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

They said that she was engaged in at least 30 sexual acts with at least one middle schooler between the ages of 12 and 15, as well as sending illicit videos to others.


John Domingo

To several others.


John Domingo

She allegedly communicated with her victims through Snapchat.


John Domingo

See, they think that Snapchat goes away, but kids can record.


Duchess

Doesn't go away.


Duchess

It doesn't go away, but it goes.


Duchess

But Snapchat has it.


Duchess

Like it stays in their database.


John Domingo

Yes.


John Domingo

It's crazy.


Duchess

All right, so she's a psychopath too.


Duchess

So only one person weighed in on what they thought she was.


John Domingo

Really?


John Domingo

I didn't see it.


John Domingo

I was waiting for seven.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

Mike likes it dangerous.


John Domingo

Sparky.


John Domingo

All right, I get it.


John Domingo

There's just one other thing.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

I want to ask you.


John Domingo

There's a little quiz here for you, duchess.


John Domingo

All right.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

Hope I get to this fast.


Duchess

We're asking people if they'd rather have.


John Domingo

A Taylor Swift concert ticket or one bitcoin.


John Domingo

All right, Duchess, we're going to offer you either Taylor Swift tickets.


John Domingo

Two or one bitcoin.


John Domingo

What do you pick?


Duchess

Bitcoin.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

Why would you pick the bitcoin?


Duchess

Because I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift.


Duchess

I could probably sell them, I suppose, but I think bitcoin.


Duchess

I could.


John Domingo

What do you think is worth more?


John Domingo

Two Taylor Swift tickets or bitcoin?


John Domingo

One bitcoin.


Duchess

Oh, one bitcoin.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

Do you know how much they are?


Duchess

No, but I know I had seen that they were.


Duchess

It was crazy, like, because you can buy.


Duchess

Like, I'm.


Duchess

I'm not familiar with how it all works because I can't afford any of it, but I saw that it was very high, like, the price.


John Domingo

Joaquin Synthetic says bitcoin is like 90,000 right now.


Duchess

Awesome.


John Domingo

All right, let's see how the ladies.


Duchess

Do a whole bitcoin.


Duchess

Because you can buy pieces of it, right?


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

Yeah, but they were going to give you one bitcoin or not.


Duchess

Take it one.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

Taylor Swift.


John Domingo

I think they said ticket, not even tickets.


John Domingo

All right, here we go.


Duchess

It says a ticket.


Duchess

Yeah, right.


John Domingo

What will a lady say?


John Domingo

Here we go.


John Domingo

Taylor Swift ticket.


Duchess

Oh, my God.


John Domingo

A bitcoin.


John Domingo

Guaranteed.


John Domingo

I'll have to take the bitcoin on that one.


John Domingo

Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift ticket.


John Domingo

I would rather have one bitcoin for me.


John Domingo

One bitcoin.


John Domingo

Taylor ticket.


Duchess

Definitely Taylor bitcoin.


Duchess

Bitcoin.


John Domingo

Would rather have one bitcoin.


John Domingo

I can buy Taylor Swift a song to perform live at my birthday for 90 grand.


Duchess

Taylor Swift tickets.


Duchess

I already have a ticket, so I'll take the bitcoin.


Duchess

Taylor Swift tickets, Taylor Swift ticket.


Duchess

It depends on where it is.


Duchess

If it's floor seats, but if not, the bitcoin, a Taylor Swift ticket.


John Domingo

Bitcoin.


John Domingo

That's hard.


John Domingo

I think a bitcoin, though.


Duchess

Taylor Swift ticket.


Duchess

I don't know.


Speaker F

Choose tail.


John Domingo

Taylor Swift ticket.


Duchess

Taylor Swift ticket.


Duchess

There is ticket in US dollars.


John Domingo

It's around $90,000.


John Domingo

Wow, that's.


John Domingo

That's crazy.


John Domingo

I didn't know that.


John Domingo

But still, I would still choose Taylor.


John Domingo

Over $90,000.


Duchess

Oh, my God, you're stupid.


Duchess

Oh, it's worth 90,000.


Duchess

Einstein tank the Taylor Swift ticket.


Duchess

You wouldn't if somebody had $90,000 in cash.


Duchess

Or Taylor Swift ticket.


John Domingo

Bruce says right now, one bitcoin is worth $97,000.


John Domingo

Hey, you know something?


John Domingo

I got a question.


Duchess

I chose wisely.


John Domingo

Yeah, I'M serious about this.


John Domingo

You know, bitcoin, it's just a thing in the computer, right?


John Domingo

And all of a sudden you've got all your bitcoin and you get hit with an emp, which could very well happen because with all this nuclear shit going on, and then all of a sudden, all your bitcoin's gone.


John Domingo

Now what?


John Domingo

Now what the fuck happened?


John Domingo

Like, right now, if I had bitcoin, I'd be selling it.


John Domingo

I'd be selling it for cash.


John Domingo

Cash money.


John Domingo

Right now, to be quite.


Duchess

I think, at this.


Duchess

At this time.


Duchess

Yeah, I would sell if.


Duchess

Well, assuming I had, we'll say several bitcoins, you at least offload a couple.


Duchess

One or two of them.


Duchess

And.


Duchess

And Cat, look, cash is king at this point.


Duchess

If we got no Internet, no world, you know, you can be like, I have imaginary money.


Duchess

And people can be like, get the out of here.


John Domingo

In this computer right here, there's like, seven bitcoins.


Duchess

Here's my laptop.


John Domingo

Yeah, it's.


John Domingo

It's fried.


Duchess

I can't power it up, and I have no Internet to access it, but it's in there.


John Domingo

I think Bruce is into bitcoin.


John Domingo

Seriously, Bruce?


Duchess

I mean, are you going to have a guest on.


Duchess

He's going to have a guest on that talks about bitcoin.


Duchess

So I'm actually.


John Domingo

I understand that I used to edit a podcast that was a bitcoin podcast.


John Domingo

And when I.


John Domingo

When I was editing it, Bitcoin was $1,200 of Bitcoin.


John Domingo

And the guy said to me, how about I pay you in bitcoin?


John Domingo

And I went, no, I think I'll have the real money.


John Domingo

And probably by the time I got done, I probably would had, like, three bitcoins, which, like, right now is all worth, like, what, $275,000?


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

Oh, here we go.


John Domingo

Your money's already imaginary.


John Domingo

You're right.


John Domingo

Because in jail, you're not wrong.


John Domingo

There are some people in prison that they pay.


John Domingo

They use packets of mackerel as money, and the fresh mackerel is worth more than the other macro fish.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

Like, you know, they actually pay you in fish, right?


John Domingo

So, like, say one packet of mackerel is worth, like, a carton of cigarettes.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

But if it's fresh mackerel, it's.


John Domingo

Yeah, they don't use it to eat.


John Domingo

They'll never eat it.


John Domingo

They just use it as money.


John Domingo

It doesn't matter.


John Domingo

You could use, like, a fish.


John Domingo

This pen is worth whatever you make it worth.


John Domingo

Money is 16 mackerel.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

I Know, whatever you want.


Duchess

It's whatever your barter system works out to be, you know, because essentially, that's what money is.


Duchess

It's your barter.


Duchess

You know, I need.


Duchess

I need 15 of these paper things so you can get, you know, four of these clothing things.


Duchess

You know, that type of stuff.


Duchess

So.


Duchess

Ew.


Duchess

It's crazy.


John Domingo

You ready for the next one?


Duchess

I am.


Duchess

Bring it on.


Duchess

I'm from Jersey.


Duchess

I ain't scared.


John Domingo

I know.


John Domingo

Jersey, baby.


Duchess

Jersey, baby.


John Domingo

Juicy Smollet, conviction for racist homophobic attack hoax in stunning reversal.


Duchess

Shocking.


John Domingo

Wait a minute.


John Domingo

How.


John Domingo

First of all, this happened in 2019.


John Domingo

How is he?


John Domingo

Is he in.


John Domingo

See, I couldn't find out.


John Domingo

Is he actually in jail now?


John Domingo

And are they letting him out?


Duchess

Yeah, he's locked.


Duchess

He's out.


Duchess

He's done.


John Domingo

He's out now.


John Domingo

But was he in jail?


John Domingo

Like, did he do time?


Duchess

I think he was.


Duchess

I think they had him in jail.


John Domingo

Small, who was black and gay, claimed two men in Make America great hats assaulted.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

In the dead of Night in January 2019.


Duchess

They just happened to work on the same TV show as I did.


Duchess

They just had, like.


Duchess

There's so many Coinka Dinks with that, and it's just like, the cops are like, okay, that.


Duchess

That.


Duchess

That lines up.


Duchess

You're.


Duchess

You're full of.


John Domingo

I mean, they could have been stupider.


John Domingo

They had the guys buying the red.


Duchess

How would you do that?


John Domingo

The rope and everything.


John Domingo

They had them on camera doing it with a check from Jesse that said in the.


John Domingo

In the memo thing 4.


Duchess

Fake used to beat me up for fake.


Duchess

Maybe he was paid by Kamala Harrison and Joe Biden.


John Domingo

Police said that Juicy admitted to them that he had plotted the hoax because he was unhappy with his Empire salary, which was at $100,000 per episode.


John Domingo

Now, those episodes, there was 20, 22 episodes a season.


John Domingo

So just do the math.


John Domingo

And he said he wasn't happy with that.


Duchess

Well, I'm not getting.


John Domingo

I'm not getting enough money.


Duchess

It's Donald Trump's fault.


John Domingo

So I can't.


John Domingo

Somewhere.


John Domingo

I was trying to find this, and I cannot find where.


John Domingo

Now, here's my issue with this, okay?


John Domingo

He did.


John Domingo

He planned a hoax, okay?


John Domingo

They found out it cost him.


John Domingo

That cost the city of Chicago $130,000 to do the investigation.


John Domingo

Yeah, you pay the damages.


John Domingo

You pay a fine, and you do community.


John Domingo

There's no sense in putting him in jail for that.


John Domingo

I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.


Duchess

I thought.


Duchess

For some reason, I thought he was in jail.


Duchess

I could be absolutely correct.


Duchess

But who Knows.


Duchess

Okay, let's see here.


John Domingo

Got anything else going on that you're looking at?


Duchess

I'd gotten a message regarding the chick that was suing the salon.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

The name of the predator is Jessica.


John Domingo

Yeah, it was in the article.


John Domingo

I didn't say it because.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Oh, okay.


Duchess

Well, I won't say it either, but thank you, Jay.


John Domingo

There you go.


John Domingo

All right.


John Domingo

You've been married a long time, so you've never had to go through.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

You've never had to go through, like, online dating or use a dating app.


John Domingo

Dating app.


Duchess

No.


John Domingo

And guys.


John Domingo

There's a difference between guys and girls when they're using a dating app.


John Domingo

Like, a guy might get, like, one or two or three people to respond.


John Domingo

Girls, they're just.


John Domingo

Guys are just throwing dick at girls.


John Domingo

Just.


John Domingo

Yeah, it's constant.


Duchess

I, I, I can say I'm not on the dating circuit, but thanks for sending them, guys.


Duchess

I'm sorry.


John Domingo

I didn't know Duchess was getting dick pics.


John Domingo

I, I had no idea.


Duchess

I've gotten.


Duchess

I've gotten a couple.


Duchess

Yeah, thanks, guys.


Duchess

I'm good.


Duchess

I'm good now.


Duchess

Thanks.


Duchess

No more.


John Domingo

Wait a minute.


John Domingo

When did you get these?


John Domingo

Did you get these a while ago?


John Domingo

Not since you've been on the show?


Duchess

No, I've actually gotten them before, but.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

It was active in the circuit, and apparently being a female on Twitter is enough.


John Domingo

You want to get.


John Domingo

You want to read that?


Duchess

No.


John Domingo

All right, I'll do it because you don't.


Duchess

I don't even.


Duchess

I can't read.


John Domingo

It says Mike Pelarito.


John Domingo

I googled her name.


John Domingo

It's Ivana Yonkok.


John Domingo

That's who's.


Duchess

Oh.


Duchess

Oh, my.


Duchess

Gross.


Duchess

I didn't even get that.


Duchess

You read it, And I'm still like, what?


Duchess

All right, thank you.


John Domingo

So this one guy was complaining to his.


John Domingo

To his friend who's a female that he couldn't get.


John Domingo

He can't find one.


John Domingo

He says, I can't find anyone to date.


John Domingo

And she's like this, you're doing it wrong.


John Domingo

Give me that phone.


John Domingo

So she set up a profile with all his pictures and did all the writing and did everything, and she has a report.


John Domingo

Here we go.


Speaker E

So one of my guy friends gave me permission to make a hinge account for him because I was telling him how easy dating is with dating apps, and he was telling me that it's incredibly difficult.


Speaker E

And I was like, pete, you must be doing something wrong.


Speaker E

And he gave me permission to create an account for him and just run the account.


Speaker E

I've been a virtual Boy, for three days and I've never felt this bad about myself.


Speaker E

I feel like a freaking loser trying to get these girls to like me.


Speaker E

And I'm starting to hate women because I'm like, when I say I, I mean Pete, because that's okay.


John Domingo

So she's, she's like saying, look, listen, I am.


John Domingo

Well, not me, Pete.


John Domingo

So she's going to tell you know what, how good looking Pete.


Speaker E

The account I'm using, Pete's about a six, but I'm so desperate, I'm liking the twos and the threes and even they won't like me back.


Speaker E

Pete, which is a six.


Speaker E

So what level of delusion has entered women's head?


Speaker E

Heads.


Speaker E

Like, what is going on?


Speaker E

It is so difficult dating as a boy.


Speaker E

I hate it.


Speaker E

I'm on day three of being a boy and I hate women.


Speaker E

And I'm depressed.


Speaker E

More depressed than ever.


John Domingo

It's not easy being a guy.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

Because she's pretty attractive.


John Domingo

I would say she's a good 7.5.


John Domingo

You know, Asian looks pretty good.


John Domingo

And yeah, Sparky says she has no dating issues.


John Domingo

Yeah, look at her.


John Domingo

She's hot.


John Domingo

I get it.


Duchess

She's very pretty.


Duchess

Yeah, she's pretty.


John Domingo

You know.


John Domingo

You know what she didn't do?


John Domingo

She didn't date the six.


Duchess

Yeah, she's.


Duchess

Well, she's.


Duchess

Because he's her friend.


Duchess

So he's friend zoned.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

You know why?


John Domingo

Because he's a six and she's not dating a six.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

So I, I think some, there are some women that definitely have very inflated sense of their selves.


Duchess

And, and I'm all about like, you know, you rock, you know, you rock your confidence, girl.


Speaker E

You go girl.


Duchess

You know, but like, you know, there's more than just.


Duchess

What, what was it the.


Duchess

That someone accused me of like wanting the.


Duchess

Because I didn't understand what it was is the, the car, the money, the, there's like the, like a group of four things.


Duchess

What was it?


Duchess

I, I don't, I don't know.


Duchess

Someone brought it up in the comments a few episodes back.


Duchess

But it's just like that women are looking for like, like six figure.


Duchess

Oh, it was like the six rule or something.


Duchess

Like six figures.


John Domingo

Six, six foot tall, six figures.


John Domingo

A six inch cop, something like that.


Duchess

Something else.


John Domingo

The three sixes.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

Oh, there you go.


John Domingo

The three sixes.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

And, and I, I don't know.


Duchess

You can have all that, but if you can't talk to them or hang out or have fun, go out for drink, like if you just, you have to hit it off with people.


Duchess

I think it's.


Duchess

I think there's a lot to be said for like meeting people, meeting people online, it's not the same thing, but, but going out, like where do you go now?


Duchess

What do you do?


Duchess

You pick people up in bars.


Duchess

Like it's.


Duchess

You don't know who you're meeting.


Duchess

So it's weird there too.


Duchess

So I, I don't.


Duchess

I feel sorry for people who are going through that.


Duchess

That's.


Duchess

Or it's.


Duchess

It's probably very challenging.


Duchess

Like you have to find in person things and just try to weed them out, I suppose.


John Domingo

Okay, I get it.


Duchess

No, that I can't.


Duchess

I can't administer advice.


Duchess

My advice is go find people.


Duchess

Go do.


Duchess

Find something that you like to do and go join stuff that are like that.


Duchess

And then you'll find people, at least your people, who might know other people.


Duchess

Like networking.


Duchess

It's networking.


Duchess

That's what you gotta do.


Duchess

You have to network.


John Domingo

All right, well, listen, our voice, Our voice and text number is 856-477-131935.


John Domingo

Excuse me, I can't read because I'm trying to do two things at one time.


John Domingo

All right, so we have.


John Domingo

I went to the voicemail and we actually have some messages.


John Domingo

So here we go.


John Domingo

Wow, this is.


John Domingo

We're not doing too well.


John Domingo

Let's not get crazy.


John Domingo

Hey, John, Josh here.


John Domingo

I'm out shopping at the camping store.


John Domingo

They have these five gallon porta potty shooters that would be an upgrade to the bucket.


John Domingo

What color do you prefer?


John Domingo

Honolulu Blue Falcon black or Buccaneer red?


John Domingo

I would go with black.


John Domingo

Here's the thing.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

Yeah, for me, see what's in it, but.


John Domingo

Well, first of all, I don't shit a bucket unless I absolutely have to.


John Domingo

And I've only shit in a bucket a couple of times.


John Domingo

And it was on.


John Domingo

It was years and years ago.


John Domingo

But for me, I want a bucket that's white so I can see what the color is.


John Domingo

Because I've had issues where I've had some.


John Domingo

I've had.


John Domingo

Remember the tea color pea that I had?


John Domingo

You know, I had to go to the doctors for.


John Domingo

Because I was passing that kidney stone.


John Domingo

And I also want to check to see how, you know, how my water intake is.


John Domingo

Whether it's like a dark yellow or like a lighter one, you know, So I would rather have.


Duchess

What intake?


John Domingo

Water.


Duchess

Water.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

What I say water.


Duchess

Water.


John Domingo

Water intake.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

Wooder.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

We also have this from last week's story.


John Domingo

It says Susan Smith should be let free in A way.


John Domingo

The way I see it is all she did was a late term abortion.


John Domingo

She should be the new spokesperson person for Planned Parenthood.


Duchess

Shame on you.


Duchess

Shame on you.


Duchess

Whoever left that.


John Domingo

I don't think you know what it is.


John Domingo

I don't think it's the fact that.


John Domingo

Okay, I understand what he's saying.


John Domingo

It's late term abortion, but it's the method.


John Domingo

Like in other words, you just don't take a baby and just drown them.


John Domingo

That's horrible.


John Domingo

Puppies maybe, but never baby.


Duchess

Oh my God.


Duchess

Stop.


Duchess

Don't drown anything again.


Duchess

It's the.


Duchess

It's the notion of.


Duchess

It's very cold blooded and calculated when a father does it, and that's always horrifying.


Duchess

But the fact that a mother, like someone who carries that baby and has that connection just.


Duchess

Just to throw them away and kill them because.


Duchess

Because of a guy or what she thought, you know, the guy would want, it's.


Duchess

There's a special place in hell for her.


Duchess

I'm sorry.


John Domingo

Right?


Duchess

I'm not sorry.


John Domingo

Her Bud v says it's the 2,920 day after kill.


Duchess

Look, shake my d.


Duchess

Shame on you too.


Duchess

It's terrible.


John Domingo

Speaking of Bud Vugger.


John Domingo

Bud Vugger sent in a voicemail.


John Domingo

Would you like to hear it?


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

You sure you want to hear this now?


Duchess

Yes.


John Domingo

Okay.


John Domingo

Just letting you know that you.


John Domingo

This might be a topic that you're not really wanting to talk about.


Duchess

Okay, here we go.


John Domingo

I held it all the way to the end.


John Domingo

Aren't you proud of me?


Duchess

So proud.


Duchess

There's a comment on your bucket.


John Domingo

Oh, okay.


John Domingo

Hold on.


John Domingo

Let's go.


Duchess

You managed to pull that right up.


John Domingo

Dirk says weird too.


John Domingo

When you realize we went from listening to a guy scrubbing his brother in law's asshole to a guy pissing brown puss.


John Domingo

This is an upgrade.


Duchess

That's why he wants the white bucket.


John Domingo

It was just blood.


John Domingo

It's passing the kidney stone.


John Domingo

Can't a guy pass a kidney stone and get his balls.


John Domingo

Not get his balls broken, for God's sake?


Duchess

I think when you sent us pictures of it, you kind of eclipsed that.


John Domingo

Too much of a share, was it?


Duchess

Here's my.


Duchess

Here's my jamingo tea.


Duchess

If I think I remember that's what you called it.


John Domingo

I think it was.


John Domingo

I'm a funny guy.


John Domingo

What do you want from me?


Duchess

I'm a funny motherfucker.


Duchess

Oh, me and my jamingo pee.


John Domingo

I was watching a video the other day.


John Domingo

I can't bring it up here because it's kind of violent.


John Domingo

But I would like to talk about it because in a lot of these cities now, they're very dangerous.


John Domingo

There's a lot of violence going on.


Duchess

Yes.


John Domingo

And they're run by Democrats.


John Domingo

And you can't have a gun.


John Domingo

Cannot have a gun.


John Domingo

You can't carry one.


John Domingo

Even if it's for self protection.


John Domingo

If you shoot somebody and then like, what if you can't defend yourself?


John Domingo

Like, look at the gentleman that was in New York that choked out that stupid Michael Jackson.


Duchess

Daniel Penny.


John Domingo

Daniel, he's in, you know, he's not in jail, but he's in trouble, Right?


John Domingo

He's got money.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

I mean, don't get me wrong, there was a, there was a GoFundMe that's probably paying for a lot of his legal fees.


John Domingo

But you know, he's still.


Duchess

He was up to a million, I think, on that.


John Domingo

Yeah.


Duchess

Can I, can I just say one thing based on that?


Duchess

That the fact that Daniel Penny is in jail or is being held for trial for manslaughter, I guess, or aggravated or whatever the charges are for protecting people.


Duchess

And then in the same.


Duchess

And then today a report came out that the Alvin Braggs, the district attorney in New York, his assistant was attacked and beat up and robbed in New York City today by an illegal alien immigrant who was picked up several times and let go.


John Domingo

Get what you pay for, right?


John Domingo

You get what you pay for.


Duchess

Yeah.


Duchess

I mean, I'm sorry that person got injured.


Duchess

I don't wish injury on them.


Duchess

But it's like ironic that Penny is trying to save people from being attacked by this crazy homeless man and then he's being punished.


John Domingo

Right.


Duchess

Because it's that person, literally.


John Domingo

Yeah, it's more about.


Duchess

And it wasn't their first time.


Duchess

Yeah.


John Domingo

It's more about the criminals rights than.


Duchess

It is about the non citizen.


Duchess

A non citizen, you know.


John Domingo

Okay, well, I know he was, he was.


John Domingo

Oh no.


John Domingo

The one that beat up the mayors or the mayor's.


Duchess

No, the DA's, DA's assistant was an illegal.


John Domingo

Well.


Duchess

Who has been picked up several times.


Duchess

Just perfect.


John Domingo

So in this video there was three black women and they got into a huge fight and they're punching and pulling hair and everything.


John Domingo

And a guy came in and I don't know if he was a boyfriend or a pimp or whatever, but he reached in and he pulled out a sock full of pennies or a sock with a brick or a bar of soap on it and he started swinging that thing.


John Domingo

And I'll tell you what, those black chicks started to scatter.


John Domingo

And I said that's what you need.


John Domingo

Just carry like a long tube sock full of pennies or maybe like a half a brick or bar of soap or something.


John Domingo

A couple rolls of quarters, something like that.


John Domingo

And I would call it a Dump Chuck.


John Domingo

A Dump Chuck.


John Domingo

Where you would just take this thing and swing it around and whack them with this Dump Chuck.


Duchess

A dump Chuck.


Duchess

Like whack a mole with your.


John Domingo

Yeah, like whack.


John Domingo

Yeah.


John Domingo

And just.


John Domingo

I mean, this guy was like a ninja warrior, man.


John Domingo

He was like.


John Domingo

He switched swing this thing and then that lady would go down and he'd swing it a couple more times and hit another.


John Domingo

Like he was.


John Domingo

He was a man.


Duchess

He was like doing nunchucks with it, like flipping it over his arm and his shoulder, just winging him around.


John Domingo

He was a black belt.


Duchess

Terrifying.


John Domingo

He was a black belt of the Dump Chuck, I would say, and I really do believe that would be an amazing, amazing thing to have with you.


John Domingo

It doesn't.


John Domingo

Yeah, look, Sparky says a big nut on the end of a string does the same thing.


John Domingo

Oh, that's got to be a big nut.


John Domingo

Yeah, that's got to be a big nut.


John Domingo

But yeah, same thing.


John Domingo

Another Dump Chuck.


John Domingo

It's.


Duchess

There's different.


Duchess

As long.


Duchess

Just right.


Duchess

That's all it needs.


Duchess

You just need to like, just the.


John Domingo

Right spot variations of the Dump Chuck.


John Domingo

Bob says it's bonus if you use an old cum suck.


John Domingo

Also works.


Duchess

Disgusting.


John Domingo

All right, everybody.


Duchess

Mel.


John Domingo

The smell, that's hideous.


Duchess

Just.


Duchess

Just exploding.


Duchess

But.


John Domingo

Oh, I'm sorry, we have another voicemail.


John Domingo

I don't even this.


John Domingo

I didn't get a chance to listen to this one.


John Domingo

Here we go.


Duchess

All right, we'll do it live.


Duchess

Ah, Spark.


John Domingo

Come on.


John Domingo

Bulb in his mouth.


Duchess

Oh, Sparky, nice to hear you.


John Domingo

It's a good thing I have walrus thick skin that I don't get upset about these things.


John Domingo

Mike says don't use a cum sock.


John Domingo

Cum sock?


John Domingo

That shit's like sandpaper.


Duchess

Oh, well, I mean, if you're trying to chase people away.


John Domingo

Thanks.


John Domingo

You know, I think that's the first time I've ever heard Sparky speak.


Duchess

I know.


Duchess

That's awesome.


Duchess

Thank you, Sparks.


John Domingo

A lot.


John Domingo

All right, next time.


Duchess

It's time.


John Domingo

Let me see if I can find it.


John Domingo

Where did I put it?


John Domingo

Here it is.


John Domingo

Well before it was the 2024 in 2024, but we're past that now.


John Domingo

So I've changed the name of this segment to I'm walking here.


Duchess

So I'm walking here.


John Domingo

I'm walking here.


Duchess

I love it.


John Domingo

All right, here we go.


John Domingo

And I would just like to say thanks to Mr.


John Domingo

Decaf, because we made it.


John Domingo

We made the 2024.


John Domingo

And 2024, he's done 2056 miles.


John Domingo

Thank you very much for it.


Duchess

He's hauling.


John Domingo

Right.


John Domingo

Dutchess is 2198, and Josh is at 2225.


Duchess

Yep.


John Domingo

I'll tell you what you guys are.


John Domingo

I mean, we only have a month left.


John Domingo

That's a lot to do in a month.


Duchess

It is.


John Domingo

Or you think you're going to make it?


Duchess

I'm going to try.


Duchess

I know you're going to try.


Duchess

I have to step it up, so I have not done as much steps in the past couple weeks.


Duchess

I've slowed down, so I think.


Duchess

I don't think I'm going to.


Duchess

But I'm going to try.


John Domingo

Okay.


Duchess

I'm not going to let it stop me.


John Domingo

I mean, that is an amazing feat.


Duchess

Focus.


John Domingo

To be honest with you, Sparky says Duchess needs a new pair of shoes.


Duchess

Oh, I like shoes.


Duchess

I'll go for new shoes.


John Domingo

And a piss bucket to cry for new shoes.


John Domingo

So, yes, I did a great job.


John Domingo

I did nothing.


John Domingo

I just, I, you know, I just.


Duchess

I basically, John attached himself to.


John Domingo

Yeah, you would say that.


John Domingo

I, I had a, Like, a substitute, like a.


John Domingo

For, like, a pinch runner.


John Domingo

I had a pinch walker that I used.


Duchess

Pinch walker.


Duchess

And he's Dragon, John.


John Domingo

Dragon.


John Domingo

Dragon.


John Domingo

Dragon.


John Domingo

Dragon.


Duchess

I think it's been awesome, though.


Duchess

I, I, It's.


Duchess

It's definitely a fun challenge.


Duchess

I'm definitely going to do next year, so I'm going to sign up probably next week or something for the 2025 challenge.


Duchess

The fun thing about you, you know, doing it through this particular challenge is, well, first of all, I'm all about the swag.


Duchess

So I love, like, the metals and the little.


Duchess

They give you, like, little bibs every time you get to your 100 miles, there's another bib and a shirt and all that.


Duchess

But I.


Duchess

And they have an app, so I can track everything on the app.


Duchess

It's just like, it's just a night.


Duchess

It was a really big challenge for me to do it this year, so I'm very happy I hit it.


Duchess

But it was.


Duchess

There were some days I'm like, I got it.


Duchess

Mentally, it's tough because there's days I don't want to walk.


Duchess

Like, I'm like, I don't want to do this.


Duchess

And it's like, my goal is, like, minimum five miles a day.


Duchess

And then some days I'm like, I have to walk, and I Can't go to bed.


Duchess

In my head, I'm so wired up, I'm like, I got to hit at least five miles.


John Domingo

Dean says, forest Duchess.


John Domingo

I just decided to walk.


John Domingo

And I kept walking and walking and walking.


Duchess

I do.


Duchess

Yep, I do.


John Domingo

It's crazy.


Duchess

Jason said, just pretend a horny Bruce is chasing you.


Duchess

Okay.


John Domingo

See, I told you.


John Domingo

Line forms at the left, forms to the right.


John Domingo

No, stop it.


John Domingo

I'm telling you.


John Domingo

For some reason, I cannot seem to get my ending song up.


Duchess

Oh, yeah.


John Domingo

Sitting here while you were talking, talking over here.


Duchess

We're walking.


John Domingo

I'm trying to figure out how to do that, but I'm.


John Domingo

I'm looking at.


Duchess

So we're.


Duchess

We have a tight schedule.


Duchess

Schedule tonight because my boys are playing at the 8:15 game and we're gonna beat the.


Duchess

I hope out of the Cleveland Browns and send them back to scuzzy Ohio.


Duchess

So while we're going to Ohio, they can just cry to themselves to sleep.


Duchess

But it's going to be a big game, so we want to squish him.


John Domingo

This thing must be opening.


John Domingo

I must have this thing open seven times because I can't find it on my screen.


John Domingo

It's got to be around here somewhere.


John Domingo

I've been.


John Domingo

Usually it goes up.


Duchess

We're looking for.


John Domingo

Son of a.


Duchess

Did you find it?


John Domingo

I did find it.


Duchess

You did?


John Domingo

I did find it.


John Domingo

All right, Duchess, let's get out of here.


Duchess

Am I up?


Duchess

All right.


John Domingo

Oh.


John Domingo

First of all, we will be here Monday, but we will not be here Thursday because I have to go to Wawa and get a turkey bowl.


Duchess

We.


Duchess

You know, we're definitely not doing Thanksgiving here.


Duchess

But I have some.


Duchess

We have some.


Duchess

We're gonna have some fun on Monday.


Duchess

So show up for.


Duchess

For some good time fun games.


Duchess

Excellent.


Duchess

All right, well, we're wrapping it up tonight, folks.


Duchess

Make sure you follow us on x Facebook, Rumble, Twitch and YouTube.


Duchess

You can view us on all those streaming platforms.


Duchess

So loud.


John Domingo

I'm sorry.


Duchess

Follow us on social.


Duchess

Okay.


Duchess

That's okay.


Duchess

Follow us on Facebook x insta and then you'll know us schedule.


Duchess

Because everybody seems to think our schedule is.


John Domingo

Over in.


Duchess

All right, well, we're Monday and Thursday night at 6:30 Eastern.


Duchess

Download our podcast.


Duchess

Subscribe.


Duchess

So stay updated on everything.


Duchess

Of course, you can always call us or leave.


Duchess

Send us a text 477 and you can always just find us on boomerbunker.com.


John Domingo

All right, everybody happy?


John Domingo

Go Steelers.


John Domingo

Go Steelers.


Duchess

And go Steelers.


John Domingo

We will see you Monday.


Duchess

That's right.


John Domingo

Talk to you later.


Duchess

Bye.