Autogynephilia | Episode 272

Good evening.

Welcome to another episode of the Boomer Bunker.

I'm one of your co hosts, the Duchess.

And sitting next to me is the fantastic and most notorious John Domingo.

Making friends, influencing people.

You know me, just a man about town.

Mr.

Public relations.

I am.

How's everybody doing tonight?

Are you nervous?

Are you nervous that they're shooting missiles into Ukraine?

And United States and Britain seem to have lost their fucking mind a little.

Bit, you know, kind of like to make it to the super bowl, you know, I mean, football.

Turns out.

I know they hate Trump, but did they have to kill us fucking all?

I don't understand this.

Yeah, you know what?

They shouldn't have.

Once there's a new.

A whole new regime coming in for president, they really need to really edit.

Like, be way more lame duck than they have been, because right now they're just like, throwing everything out.

Well, you know, Biden's not doing.

You know, Biden's not doing this.

You know, he's just a.

Yeah, I know.

A lump of people, right?

He's just a puppy.

He don't even know what he's doing over it.

Somebody's doing it.

I don't know who's doing it.

You know his elevator.

He's like a hydraulic elevator without any oil.

It just can't make the top floor.

It gets up there and it grinds and cavitates it just.

So, yeah.

He authorizes and they shoot six missiles and.

And who's like, hey, I'm not fucking around, okay?

I'm going to show you how I'm not fucking around.

I'm going to send an ICBM irritable bowel syndrome rocket in there to pump missile.

Right.

I can't believe it's not butter.

And pucker your ass up and.

But here's the problem.

Once they launch, they don't know whether it is a nuclear.

What?

Nuclear.

I sound like George Bush nuclear.

Yeah.

Or if it's just one with regular warheads on it.

And so now people are got, like, right now people have their finger on the button.

And I'm saying.

And listen, I'm putting this out there.

Hey, aliens, extraterrestrials.

If you're out there and you could stop this shit, will you please?

Now's the time.

Now's the time to show up.

Now's the time to, you know, just to land, to say, all right, knock your shit off.

Knock it off.

Because it's insane.

Yeah.

I mean, what are we doing here?

And it seems like everybody's into this, and I'm Sitting there and I go, okay, so I hear we were listening to Bruce this morning on the Weather Report.

Is it the weather report?

It's weathered something.

It's the weathered Twitter show in the morning.

It's the weather.

Twitter.

It's the weather Twitter show in the morning.

Right, right.

His podcast is the Weathered Report.

And this is like his weathered something.

It's the Weather Report.

Fuck it.

It's the weather Report.

It's every day on Twitter spaces.

6:00am Eastern time, 9:00am Eastern.

Yeah, the other way around.

Yeah, that, that.

Right.

Anyhow.

Way to plug Bruce there.

Yeah, Something somewhere.

Try to find it.

It's on Twitter.

So anyhow, I'll have that.

There's a link in the show.

Notes for it.

Before we get deeper into this, do you want to shout out to encourage people to perhaps send us.

Okay, so I have it open.

Voice and text.

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Yes, you could do that.

You can if you hear something that.

We'Re talking during the show.

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But then again, we have to.

So you don't text because you can always just put it in a chat right here.

Right, right.

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But if you wanted to send a message.

Voice message over.

We do have a voice message for later.

No, we're playing tonight, so.

And people were curious about what is not on your head tonight?

I decided to go hatless.

You know what?

I think everybody realizes that I'm bald.

Well, the other day on.

I think it was Tuesday or Wednesday.

Tuesday, Tuesday.

I'm laying in bed all naked and like I do, and I get a text from Doug and he says, hey, do you want to come on?

You want to come on?

And I'm like, sure.

So I throw on a T shirt and a pair of shorts and I limp downstairs and we started doing a show and then we brought you on.

It was a lot of fun.

But it's on Patreon.

So if you want to go over to the Who's Right podcast, WhoRightPodcast.com or WhoRight.com Patreon, you can sign up.

And we did about an hour and a half show.

It was a lot of fun.

A lot of fun.

And all the gentlemen were.

Yeah.

Levels of receding hair.

So I was going to put a hat on.

And then I saw Doug and he's bald.

And Anthony's got his head shaved down everything.

He's bald.

I said, well, why am I putting a hat on?

Let's all just bald it up.

Let's do it.

So I do have a Little look.

Okay, so I have a daughter that cuts hair and she's always busy, so I have a hair trimmer, and I always forget which one is the one that I use.

And I apparently use the short one.

And I buzz this sucker down to almost nothing.

I got like a white hue.

Whoops.

My eyes.

Well, that's just a little shorter.

So then, so then when Bruce says, you know about this?

I, you know, they Russia shot a ICBM in the.

In the Ukraine.

So I go to the news, they're not talking about it at all.

I'm like, why isn't this all over the news?

Why isn't.

Why isn't this all.

Not at all.

What do we got to talk about?

Trump nominations?

No.

Sarah McBride was elected into the House of Representatives as the first transgender representative, and we need to fight over where she's going to shit and piss.

That's what happened.

That's important right now, right?

Yes, that is.

Yeah.

Because that's all we have.

To be honest with you.

This is such a non brainer kind of thing, but they have to have.

We're gonna.

Where are we gonna.

Where are we gonna piss?

Nancy Mace, I don't know if you know this, but she was rape victim.

She's been raped and she's been sexually assaulted.

I don't know if it was the same time.

Sounds like a good time.

But anyhow, she was a rape and she was assaulted, and she doesn't want dicks in the ladies room.

All right?

And I'm like, okay, not bad.

I understand.

So she's wanted to bring up a resolution for the House in the House rules where Sarah McBride cannot use the ladies room.

And so, of course, now the media's got.

They've got fresh meat, so they're gonna.

Oh.

So they get ahold of Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, and they go to Mike, all right, Mike, are you gonna allow her to use the ladies room?

And.

And he's like, listen, you know, we're gonna treat everybody with respect.

This is what we do here.

And, you know, trying to tap dance on that line.

Yes.

All right.

And then they.

Nope.

So they had a meeting, and Mike Johnson got a talking to in that meeting, and he was, you know, he said.

Then he came back out and he had something else to say.

And here.

Hello, everybody.

I just want to make a statement for all of you here and be very clear.

I was asked a question this morning at the leadership gaggle, and I rejected the premise because the answer is so obvious for anybody who doesn't know my well established record on this issue.

Let me be unequivocally clear.

A man is a man and a woman is a woman, and a man cannot become a woman.

That said, I also believe that's what scripture teaches, what I just said.

But I also believe that we treat everybody with dignity and so we can do and believe all those things at the same time.

And I wanted to make that clear for everybody because there's lots of questions, but that's where I stand.

I've stood there my whole life and those are facts.

And I'm getting the fuck out of here before you guys ask any questions, because I don't want to hear.

He's like, thank you.

Goodbye.

He's like, the like, was it KJP does when she's had enough?

She's like, bind her clothes.

Goodbye.

Done.

Yeah, I'm out.

You know, Bye.

So they corner Nancy Mace and.

Is that right?

Mace?

Nancy Mace, Yes.

Nancy Mace, Yes.

Yes.

Sometimes I hear myself and I'm like, does that sound.

That doesn't sound right, that right.

But it is sounds right.

Oh, she's doubled down.

And she does not.

She's not.

She's.

She's pulling no punches.

Right.

And yet I don't blame her.

Okay, well, number one, I want to see this in the house rules package.

I want to make sure that no men are in women's practice private spaces.

And it's not going to end here.

This shouldn't be going on any federal property.

If you're a school or an institution that gets government funding, this kind of thing should be banned.

I think it's sick, it's twisted.

I have fought like hell for women's rights.

I mean, 25 years ago this year, I became the first woman to break the glass ceiling and graduate from a military college that was formerly all male.

Oh, you're a rebel rouser.

See, you're one of those people that you had to go to an all male school just to say, oh, I'm a female and I should be able to.

All right, anything else you want to say about her?

The way that I've been attacked today and last night for fighting to protect women and girls, it's ridiculous.

So if that being a feminist makes me an extremist, I'm totally here for it.

Is this effort in response to Congresswoman McBride's coming to Congress?

Yes, and absolutely and then some.

I'm not going to stand for a man.

You know, if someone with a penis is in the women's locker room, that's not okay.

And I'm a victim of abuse myself.

I'm a rape survivor.

I have PTSD from the abuse I've suffered at the hands of a man.

And I know how vulnerable women and girls are in private spaces.

So I'm absolutely 100% going to stand in the way of any man who wants to be in a women's restroom, in our locker rooms, in our changing rooms.

I will be there fighting you every step of the way.

Okay, Question, Duchess.

Yes.

Your thoughts?

Do you have a problem with anything that Nancy just said?

No.

No.

You're.

You're okay with all that?

I am.

I would, like.

I.

Okay.

No, I don't have any problems with what she's saying.

I think if a couple extra bathrooms could be made for, like, anybody.

Fine.

Give them, like, the one, like, the family stalls and shit.

Whatever.

Make those.

Make a one person, you know, go in, take a kind of thing.

But.

And that's this way you're not in the hymns or hers, and then you have, like, anybody.

And I'm fine with that.

But I would be very uncomfortable if I was at my most vulnerable moments and there was a dude there.

And it doesn't matter that it's a stall that, like.

Oh, the little stall closes.

Those don't.

Look, everybody's had somebody walk in on them in the bathroom in the public restroom.

Those doors don't latch for.

But you don't want.

I don't need.

You don't want to.

I don't want to walk past that.

I don't want.

You know, there's a reason, you know, you.

You don't send your children into the bathrooms.

Yes.

And I'm not saying everybody.

Everybody is geared towards children, but they are even more vulnerable in a restroom.

So, I mean, so there's.

Yeah.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm actually back in this.

Right.

You don't want to go into a lady.

Sure.

But I don't care.

Yeah.

You don't want to go in the ladies room in here.

You don't want to hear that in a lady's room.

You know, so Bob points out in the comments that they have their own bathroom in their office.

Yeah, they do.

Yeah.

Okay.

So.

But everybody's all fired up because I'm wandering around out.

Out and about in the wild.

Yeah.

In.

In.

In the building.

And they want to.

If they need to use the ladies room.

Okay.

She would want to go in there.

So aoc.

She's upset.

It's disgusting.

And everybody, no matter how you feel on this issue, should Reject it completely.

What are they doing?

They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can make a buck and send a text and fundraise off an email.

That is such disgusting.

She says the only reason she's doing this.

Piglet.

Yeah, it's a piglet thing to say.

That's so gross.

Like she doesn't try to capitalize on every single thing she fucking does.

I know.

Her and her fucking horse teeth.

You know there's a.

Somebody did some.

I think it was AI generated art where she's got these big giant horse teeth and a horse face and then she wants them scrubbed off the Internet.

Go to Blue Sky.

Is that it?

Go there, go there.

They're not doing this to protect people.

They're endangering women.

They're endangered.

How are they in a.

Dangerous women that you're endangering women.

That.

That's what Nancy Mace believes, that this is endangering women.

Yeah, but she's got it back.

Oh, but she's saying it from the other side.

Yeah, she's saying it from the other side.

I.

Well, we do have some fans of AOC in the comments there.

Let me see Bruce, she's hot.

Bruce thinks she's super hot.

Yeah, super.

She's so crazy.

That's the cut.

She's so cunty.

I can't take this.

He doesn't care.

Yeah, but you guys don't mind crazy.

Joaquin says John has his own bathroom in his bedroom too.

What are you talking about?

I know what you're talking about.

You're talking about my pee bucket.

I know.

Jeez.

You mentioned one time you got a pee bucket.

You mentioned several times and it was very funny.

Oh.

So here's.

Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

Nope.

Read Joaquin.

I was gonna.

Oh no, I wasn't gonna do Joaquin's.

I was going to Jody B.

Jody B.

Says maybe they can poop in the giant crater.

Russia wants to into our country.

See, Jody's.

Jody's fired up about this too.

Jody, you know, he's real even keeled and he doesn't really get involved in anything.

Even Jody B.

Is like, what the is going on here?

Yeah, well, it's.

Everybody finds a key, an issue that's super important to them and right now this is like, you know, our lives in future if.

What.

What the are we going to even have?

You know, I can't even.

All right, this is a very interesting statement from Sparky Toaster.

What is the proper thing to do for a dad with a five year old daughter as far as A public bathroom in a public space.

This is what I did.

You take them in the men's room with you, and you walk in.

Absolutely.

And as you walk in, you open their eyes.

Open up the door.

No, you open up the door.

You say, gentlemen, I have to bring in my.

I have to bring in my daughter.

Okay?

And they're like, okay, everything's good.

And then you walk in and you.

You take her into the stall and you clean the fucking seat because these filthy motherfuckers piss all over everything.

You men are gross.

Well, ladies rooms are just as fucking, right?

You clean the seat and then you.

You're in there, and then she goes to the bathroom and you take her out.

I've had to do that when I've taken my daughters to the movies or to, like, a Philadelphia Philly skate.

Absolutely.

Right.

So that's.

Yeah, that's what they have to do.

So that's what.

Yeah, it's.

It's scary.

It's scary to bring.

There's just so many wackos in.

In these spaces.

And it's.

You know, when you.

When you have to bring a child into.

Into that, you know, and.

And I.

I remember Paul bringing them into the men's room.

I think it was at Radio City Music hall for some kids.

I think we went to see Blues Clues live or something.

So it's like just kids everywhere.

And he just like, like, hustle, walk them into the stalls, like, you know, like, right past the.

The big trough that y'all pee in.

And.

And he just like.

He's like, I just, like, frog marched right now.

I don't even think her feet touched the ground.

He just like, go, go, go, go.

And just dragged her in.

But it.

It's.

Yeah.

Jody says he can't.

Things you don't want to explain.

He can't.

Imagine the men's room at the Eagles game.

The lines were ridiculous.

You.

I don't even know.

Like, if it was me right now, if I had to go to the lines game and you stand in there at the urinal like they're five, six deep, maybe ten deep in the.

At the urinal lines.

And if I do that now, I'd just pee myself.

Do you have troughs they would pee in?

No, they're just single urinals.

Guys would pee in a sink.

Guys would walk over, just pee in the sink.

You're like, motherfucker, stop.

Oh, that's disgusting.

Hey, man, when you've had like, eight.

Or nine, nobody washes their hands and.

You'Re in There and you gotta pee.

You gotta pee.

What are you gonna do?

I mean, I.

Bob says Jamingo took his kid to the pee bucket aisle.

Sparky FedEx Field has a pistol.

They still have a piss trough.

There was a lot of.

When I used to go to auto racing for dirt tracks, a lot of the men's dirt tracks had, like, just a big trough that you would pee.

There's a bar in New Jersey in Barrington, New Jersey.

It's just like right on up, like at the road split this way.

It's on a corner.

It's like a triangular bar in the bar.

I think the bar is originally.

The bar is originally from the 1800s.

That's how long it's been there.

There's a pea trough right there at the bar.

So you'd be drinking your beer.

You stand up, pull your zipper down, and pee right there at the bottom of the fucking bar.

It's still there.

I can't remember the name.

No, you don't know.

They throw you out.

You're peeing it now, I think.

Well, we used to go there when I was in an.

When I was an elevator helper.

The mechanic that I was with used to like to go there after.

Like, if sometimes on Friday we would go for lunch, he'd say, oh, they got great.

What the fuck?

Did they have a great pork roll and cheese sandwiches there?

So you'd go get a pork roll and cheese sandwich.

That meant.

So he could drink shots and beer.

On a hard roll.

Yeah.

It's not a man's only bar.

It's.

You know, there were.

Well, at the time, it probably was.

It's a shot and beer bar.

You know what I mean?

It's not like if you walked in there and asked for, like a martini or Manhattan, they throw you right out of the door.

It's not Taylor ham, it's pork roll.

I'll throw brands.

God damn it.

It's a brand Budvogger.

I'll die on that hill.

You know why?

Because we're Every tissue is not a Kleenex.

He's from Jersey.

That's what the fight is.

He's from North Jersey.

Well, he's right.

I know he's not.

No, he's west might be near our capital area.

Okay, so that he's ding dong.

That thinks it's called.

That must be.

Well, that's the area he's from.

He's not.

Dirk said Eagles fans just pick on each other because they're animals.

Oh.

Probably go.

You.

You're just.

You Bills have Never won a Super Bowl.

You're one of the only teams that have never won a Super.

Even the Eagles have won a Super Bowl.

Loser took him a long time.

You know who was really pissed.

And this is, this is a little longer clip, but I'm sorry, I just.

I was all in for this.

Megan Kelly the other day went off on this.

I love milk.

I know you don't like her, but.

I don't know men in women's spaces.

Not in their bathrooms, not in their locker rooms, not in their prisons, not in their sports, period.

Okay.

There's nothing kind about forcing women to endanger themselves and make themselves uncomfortable for the sake of somebody else.

This is what McBride himself tried to use to shame us.

Sarah, formerly Tim.

Oh, I dead named him.

He was Tim McBride for 20 years, then as a senior at American University, suddenly declared himself a woman.

He never became a woman.

He became a man dressing as one.

He changed his name to Sarah, which I would call him if he were here.

But in order to make clear to you what we're dealing with here, what we're talking about, I point out to you, he used to be Tim.

Now he's Sarah.

You still got a.

Okay, we got Sarah's posting on X was.

Every day Americans go to work with people who have life journeys different than their own and engage with them respectfully.

I hope members of Congress can muster that same kindness.

This is what they do.

They use words like that to shame us into silence and away from a position that would protect ourselves and our comfort.

There is nothing wrong with saying, I am uncomfortable with you, Mr.

McBride, coming into my bathroom.

And here again, one more point.

This is yet another situation that underscores the danger of using preferred pronouns.

How can you say she cannot come into the women's room?

How can you say that?

That doesn't work.

Sarah McBride is a he.

He may not go into Nancy Mase's bathroom because he is a man.

And Nancy Mase's bathroom is for women.

That's it.

Okay?

She's not wrong.

She's not wrong.

And that's.

And that's the game.

It's the feelings game.

Is that it?

It's a guilt trip.

We are have been raised as women, at least not so much, maybe in these future generations, but probably this Megyn Kelly's around my age and you were raised to be nice.

You're raised to be polite.

And you know, you don't.

You don't be rude to people and that would hurt their feelings.

And we don't want to Hurt their feelings.

And that's how this is coming around.

So if you don't support that, well, you're being mean.

And that whole thing of, like, be kind, don't shame me because of how I feel, and that I don't want men in a private space.

And that's like, she's not wrong.

It's wording.

It's all about the words to make you, as a woman feel bad or feel guilty.

All right, so I learned something today that I didn't know before.

I didn't realize, because I always say that, you know, the reason you can't let a transgender person into a ladies room is because then people with other issues will also use this as a way to get into the ladies room.

Remember when they took a picture of that dude up at Planet Fitness in Anchorage, and he's sitting there with a black brow on, shaving, and he looked like he's got short.

It was very aggressive.

It was super aggressive.

Yeah.

And I didn't realize, but there's a name for it, and it's called autogynephilia.

Autogynephilia is different.

It's not different.

It's a offshoot of gender dysphoria.

And I didn't know anything about it until I heard this.

Why are there so many of these types of people?

The sad part of this is that the majority of these people who call themselves trans women are not actually trans women.

They are indeed autogynephiles.

3% of men in Western countries might experience autogynephilia.

And we already know the statistic for actual transsexual people.

It is 0.03% of the population.

So 0.03% to 3%.

It's a big difference.

Classical transsexuals clearly have a natural feminine disposition.

They like men.

Autogynephiles, however, I'm going to say nine times out of 10, it's a kind of weird autistic goth girl fetishy.

Their femininity is clumsy, over sexualized.

When they get comfortable, they tend not to date very easily.

They tend to have a lot of discomfort.

They tend to be very, very aggressive about pronouns.

They look like dudes.

They look like dudes.

Yeah, that are.

That got some.

Like the guy that used to be on the Bachelor, and then he.

Oh, who did it as a joke.

He did it as a joke.

Yeah.

And he didn't tell anybody.

All righty, so here we go.

Let me get to this.

So this is autogynephilia, a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female.

Intended for the term to refer to a full gamut of erotically arousing cross gender behaviors and fantasies.

And the reason I say that is.

Let's go way back in the Wayback Machine.

Yes.

Is it this one here?

Remember this?

Transgender.

Hang on, let me make it a little bit easier for everybody to read.

There we go.

Transgender activist who sues beauty salon for refusing to wax her vagina.

Her balls, her dick and balls loses discriminating point.

Now, remember this guy?

He was going around in all these.

For those who can't see it, it's a very large fella who's dressed kind of pretty with a tiara on his head.

And he would go into spas and he would go up to the ladies and go, hey, would you wax my balls, please?

Would you like to have my balls waxed?

I need a good Brazilian.

And then they go, oh, we know.

Wax man's nuts.

We only wax vaginas.

But he would go to these and that's what he was doing.

He was going.

Looking to make some money.

Yeah.

Sue a bunch of people.

And they're still following it around.

And it gets really upset when you film it because it starts yelling the N word so you won't use it.

Oh, my God.

And if I could, I dug and dug and dug into the Internet today to find one of those videos where she was yelling the N word.

Because you know who would play it?

This guy.

But yeah, that freak is still in.

It's.

It's still in Canada right now.

But that's the problem.

You have these people that use this as a sexual fetish to turn on.

And then that's.

That's what.

And.

But he's, he's this.

That person still wants to have sex with women.

Like, they enjoy that.

So that.

So they get all kinky, turned on.

And then now are they attacking women?

Are they raping women?

Like there.

There are cases of men who are just as women who attack women and rape them and children.

It's kind of.

Well, the L and the G's and the B's are really getting pissed off at the T's.

They've had enough of the T's because the T's are causing them a lot of trouble.

Right?

And to be honest with you, the T's.

I figure it's just live action roleplay.

So it should be lgbl.

That's what it should be.

Live action.

And look, let's break it down.

There's three things that transgender people that we require from transgender people.

All right?

One is, where are they going to shit, piss, and change?

All right?

They can't do it in the ladies room.

They can go in the men's room.

We don't really care.

But it's uncomfortable, all right?

So they should have their own little changing room.

All right?

The second thing is, when are they going to tell the person they're dating that they have a cock?

That's very important in the dating.

That's got to be upfront.

That's, like, got to be the first.

Because a lot of time, the people, they can really pass for a woman.

You can't tell.

There's some very pretty men.

Exactly.

Pretty men.

And the other ones are, you can't go into women's sports because you.

Oh, that's a big no.

Yeah, Right.

And I think if you've gone through.

Puberty as a man, there's no way you can be in women's sports.

There's no way.

And speaking of looking like a man, Whoopi Goldberg on the View the other day said, you know, there's only about a hundred transgender people in sports in the country.

And I'm like, okay, how many?

How many do you need?

Are we supposed to let them do it?

Because I think it was in New Jersey, a dude in a skirt was playing field hockey, and he hit the ball, and it knocked the girl's teeth out.

All of her teeth out.

Yeah.

There's another girl.

You could get.

You could.

That could happen.

But, yeah, okay.

But, yeah, he's in.

But he's infinitely stronger.

Yes.

It was like a rocket.

Oh, my God.

When you hurt, you could hear it.

It just make you sick to your stomach.

See, look at you.

You already covered your mouth.

My poor Chiclets.

I know.

I can't imagine.

There was Chiclets all over the field.

And another guy spiked a volleyball and hit a girl in the head.

And she's paralyzed.

She can't feel, like, half her arm or something like that.

But that's fair.

That's fair.

Yes.

And then you have.

And then you have that swimmer.

What's his face?

Oh, Leah Thomas.

Or what was his.

What was his real name?

Leah?

I don't know.

Dude.

Dude, whatever.

Leah Thomas.

Yeah.

He's massively bigger than, like, you see all the swimmers and then him, like, a foot taller.

I think his name is William.

Standing next to.

Yeah, it's like standing next to Michael Phelps.

It's ridiculous.

He's got a wingspan.

He's got a shoulder span.

He's got muscles that women can't compete with.

That's why there's women's sports and then there's men's sports.

And just because you want to be a woman, that doesn't mean you are, like, you are physically different.

You're just.

That's just the way it is.

That's science.

I know people don't like science, but you are physically stronger.

You're completely different.

Skeleton.

That's how they identify skeletons when they dig up these bodies by the shape of them.

Yeah, the skeletons, they can see it.

Sorry.

No, I mean, yeah.

So autogynephilia.

That's the difference.

And I didn't realize that.

Look it up.

I knew something was like, in other words, I didn't know there was a name for it.

There's transgender people that are actually transgender and.

All right, so let's get back to what's her name?

Right.

Sarah McBride.

Dial it back.

Okay.

All right, so, yeah, because you get people like this now, I can't tell if this is transgender or not, but you get this.

Yeah.

Work.

I'm at drop off an order, and my diary's getting kind of full right now, so I might need a change really soon.

But it is very discreet.

Check out my last video for the discreet outfits.

Video.

Video.

But my diaper is getting a little full right now.

That.

That right there.

Wait, what?

Why?

Why was.

All right, so he's out delivering food.

This brings.

Wearing a diaper.

Brings your pizza to your house wearing a diaper.

I don't even like people coming to my house.

Delivery service in general, Amazon order.

And he can't speak, and he just.

Whips up his dress, Right?

He's got his pants, which is a strange phrase.

Yeah.

And a diaper.

Sparky says, I ain't eating that pizza.

I ain't doing that.

Can you imagine, like, that, that that person comes up to your door, hands you your food?

No, I don't.

Yeah.

If that dude walked up.

That's why you don't do that.

Right.

I.

I just.

Again, was he lisping on purpose or was that, like.

I don't know.

I think he has a problem with it.

I think maybe he took too many dicks to the mouth before he got.

Before he did this.

I'm not 100% sure.

It sounded like he had a speech impediment or something.

Yeah, a little bit.

Maybe a little bit.

Podcast secret professionals wear diapers.

So through all that, right?

So now this.

Poor Sarah, all she did was she was elected to go to Congress.

So this is her statement.

We've talked about everybody else.

Everybody else that's all upset about this, so let's actually hear from her.

Here's our statement.

I'm not here to fight about bathrooms.

I'm here to fight for Delawareans and to bring down the cost facing families.

Like all members, I will follow the rules outlined by Speaker Johnson, even if I disagree with them.

This effort to distract from the real issues facing this country hasn't distracted me over the past several days.

I've remained hard at work preparing to represent the greatest state in the union come January in serving in the 119th Congress.

It will be an honor of the lifetime.

And I continue to look forward to getting to know my future colleagues on both sides of the aisle.

Each of us were sent here because voters saw something in us that they value.

I have loved getting to see those qualities in future colleagues that I've met.

And I look forward to seeing those qualities in every member come January.

I hope all my colleagues will seek to do the same with me.

Now, for God's sake, she's been the most gracious at all of it.

Fine.

Good.

Problem solved.

God, move on.

Yeah, she's just like, yeah, you know what?

I'll piss in my office.

All right.

I'll problem solve.

If that's what the boss guy says.

Okay.

Yeah.

So all this.

Well, replying it as Sarah, so.

But yes.

Right.

So I mean, all that shit.

And that's the response.

Yes.

So your buddy dropped out of the race or not the race he pulls out.

Matt Gaetz is now not.

Matt Gates has a strong pullout game, apparently.

So.

Yes.

You want to read this?

Sure.

I had excellent meetings with senators yesterday.

I appreciate their thoughtful feedback and the incredible support of so many.

While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump Vance transition team.

I guess there is no time to waste on a needlessly was it protracted Washington scuffle.

Thus, I'll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney General.

Trump's DOJ must be in place and ready on day one.

I remain fully committed to see that Donald J.

Trump is the most successful president in history.

I will forever be honored that President Trump nominated me to lead the Department of Justice.

And I'm certain he will save America.

Fantastic.

And he popped that dick right back out of his mouth.

Put it back in Trump's pants.

All right.

And then Donald Trump.

Donald Trump also made a statement.

Would you like to read that?

Sure.

I greatly appreciate.

No, no, no, no.

Recent.

As Donald Trump.

No, I'm not.

I can't read it.

As Donald Trump.

Come on, you can't do that.

You could do it.

All right, I'll, I'll try.

All right.

I greatly appreciate the recent efforts of Matt Gaetz in seeking approval to be the Attorney General.

He was doing well, very well.

But at the same time did not want to be a distraction for the administration for which he has much respect.

So much respect.

Matt has a wonderful future, and I look forward to watching all the great things he will do.

There we go.

Atta girl.

Look at you.

I couldn't wait to put that one up because I knew, I said.

I knew you were going to say, okay, I'll read that.

And then I said, trump.

Excellent job.

Nice job.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

But the best part of everything was the fact that Sonny Hostin was talking about this bitch and she had to apologize for this.

And then the motherfucker pulled out.

And I'm so much here, I'm here for it.

You know, his campaign was his contingent, was laughing their ass off.

All right, he's gonna drop.

Here's Sonny talking about it, and then like five minutes later, she had to do the retraction.

The look on her face, they got her so fast.

They slapped that down so good.

Here we go.

How could you nominate someone with allegations of child trafficking across or trafficking across state lines and having sex with a 17 year old?

My understanding.

Further on in the interview, they discussed the fact that once he finds out that she's 17, he stops having sex with her.

Sonny.

All right, hang on one second.

She's a lawyer, right?

Don't she know what you can say and what you can't say?

She doesn't care.

She gets away with it.

That's why.

Because she gets away with that all the time.

Well, not this time.

I'm sorry.

People that are listening in, is that audio podcast.

You aren't going to get the delicious, resting bitch face that Sunny Hasa does when she reads this statement.

Well, what happened was she got the attorneys, right?

The abc, like, they went to commercial and I guess and they came back and they immediately said, you have to read this.

Here we go.

Because of her allegations.

You have a legal note?

I do have a legal note.

Thank you, Whoopi.

Thank you.

Matt Gates has long denied all allegations, calling the claims, quote, invented and saying in a statement to ABC News that this false smear following a three year criminal investigation should be viewed with great skepticism.

That doj Investigation was closed.

Closed with no charges being brought.

We'll be right back.

She was so mad she had to read that.

All right.

And I mean, the legal team jumped on that very quickly.

I understand that.

But, you know, let's, let's put it in, you know, in context.

He apparently did do this.

Allegedly.

Oh, yeah, let's use allegedly.

Yeah.

I'm not reading an apology.

Right.

Where is it?

So I'm trying to see where the.

I have an article here.

I think it's.

Why did he withdraw?

Look at Trump's cabinet, key roles.

Gates was already struggling to find support within the Senate, which evaluates confirms.

He wouldn't have gotten.

It would have been embarrassing for him.

He wouldn't got confirmed.

He wouldn't got confirmed.

So that's why he dropped out.

And.

But it's just so funny that he actually did do that.

And to me, the best part was he had to.

He got sunny.

Have to read that fucking retraction.

Which.

Oh, just the fact it happened so quickly, so very quickly was.

I mean, I don't know why all, like you said, like, someone had, oh, Boomer Bob says, when did the views start caring about facts?

So someone in legal was paying attention and was probably like, oh, you can't say that.

So.

But I heard there was, there was something drafted and sent over, so I don't know if they.

I don't know how that happened so quickly, but I'm, I'm, I super enjoyed the sour look on her face because she is such a smug bitch.

Boomer Prop says Trump should pick Judge Joe Brown.

Now, that would be fantastic.

I would love that.

Yeah, I would love Mike.

Mike Pelarito says she read that, like an easy apology.

Eric Zane, how many times do you know that he had to apologize?

He never cared.

He, he, he clearly said, anytime they made me apologize, I never meant it.

Of course that's exactly what she did.

That's why when they handed it to her, you know, she was like, thank you, hubby.

And like, just went deadpan, expressionless.

Like, she may as well have just, like, n.

Like she could have just made faces and, like, wind her way through it, like, almost.

That was kind of weird.

Budwegger says he picked Pam Bondi.

Bondi.

She's the AG for Florida.

Okay.

All right.

Obviously, he's another, another misogynist.

Misogynistic choice for picking women, you know, Although I don't know that Linda McMahon.

I'm not sure about that one.

You don't like her?

What, just because she used to bang.

Vince, I don't care that she banged.

Everybody's banged somebody.

I don't care about that.

It's just the fact the only video I've seen of her is her getting like suplexed by some wrestler or something.

Like.

It's just Gobblehead says Duchess, stunning as always.

Jamingo bald.

Google bald.

That's Google head, please.

Thank you.

What is it?

Is it.

No, it's Gobble.

Right.

Gooble.

Gooble.

No.

Gobble.

How do you spell gobble?

How do you spell G?

O, B B?

Gobble.

I don't know.

I don't care.

That's G, O, O.

So it's Google.

Oh.

Oh, I hope.

All right, so Gobblehead said, listen, you call me Bob.

You call.

I'm sorry, you call me Bob, that's even worse.

But if you call me bald, I'm calling you Gobblehead.

Just saying.

All right, where was I?

You know something, if he's into young girls, he should just go to Afghanistan.

Because over at Afghanistan.

I'm sorry, Duchess is over here doing visual bits.

Sorry, my.

With her Steelers pillow towel.

I did.

Or pillow.

Whatever.

Football.

It's just a pillow.

It's just a Steelers pillow.

So you can get a nice nine year old wife over there for just 2,000.

Hey, tampon.

Tom.

Professor Tom, this might be for you.

Pawana, who dreams of going to school and becoming a teacher, applies makeup, a favorite pastime for little girls.

But Pawana knows she is preparing for what awaits her.

My father has sold me because we don't have bread, rice and flour.

He has sold me to an old man.

The white bearded man, who claims he's 55 years old, comes to collect her.

Ah, that's like her grandfather.

55 years old, buys a 9 year old for $2,000 piece of.

You don't think.

Listen, I'm saying for a nine year old you could probably get ten grand.

No.

Oh my God.

I'm just saying it's not like he's trying to buy like a 20 year old.

Yeah, that 20 year old's old.

He doesn't want an old used up.

Right.

He's bought Pawna for 200,000 afghanis.

Just over US$2,000 covered up.

Pawna whimpers as her mother holds her.

This is your bride.

Please take care of her, says Paana's father.

Oh, I'm going to take care of her all right.

Soon as I get her out of here, I'm going to take care of her good.

Okay.

Over there.

I'm so not happy with this article, this is so gross.

This is what we fought the 20 year war for.

I know that you.

Look, the culture in this country, in that country is not going to change.

I know.

Just not.

They're.

It's despicable.

They treat women and children like trash.

And she starts.

I'm not going to play.

The rest of the kid starts crying and as they take her outside, the guy's got her by the arm and he's pulling her and she's crying and trying to get back to her mother.

I can't.

I can't.

I.

I have no words.

Wow.

I have all the words, but I can't.

I.

Mike says I'll take care of her.

I'll check her temperature as soon as I get home.

Bob wants to call the guy about her extended warranty.

Did he get the extended warranty?

Yeah, yeah.

When she turns 11, you can throw away or you're going to upgrade.

I know, I know that's disgusting.

But it's legal there.

You know what I'm saying?

It's legal there.

I don't understand how they do that kind of shit because I wish.

I gotta go back.

So gross.

It's so horrifying to think of like that's what these disgusting men.

Sorry, guys.

That's disgusting that you want to.

You want to pluck out a nine year old and you're gonna just destroy her life.

That poor kid at nine is ruined.

Ruined.

Yeah.

What do you live for at that?

What do you live for after that?

I don't know.

She's probably going to be pregnant at like 12.

Yeah.

Horrible design.

Says wood chipper.

Absolutely.

Wood chipper.

Slowly.

Yeah.

A little bit at a time.

Just.

Just feed them in a little bit at a time.

Absolutely.

That's disgusting.

Dean says now you need to sing that song from Eric Clapton.

Like when his son fell out the window.

That unfortunate little chap.

Gross.

Okay.

All right, let's see if we could cheer you up a little bit.

The moment a dad defends predator daughter 23 after she allegedly poses as a teen to molest a middle schooler.

Oh, good.

Another cheering story.

Florida father was caught on camera defending his 24 year old Predator daughter after she was accused of preying on and molesting a middle school aged boy.

Insisting.

Let me give you.

Hang on one second.

Let me just do one little thing here so we can.

Winner, Florida woman.

Yeah, there you go.

What is it with Florida, you guys?

I don't know.

Not for nothing, creepy Alyssa Zinger of Tampa was arrested on a slew of sex charges.

Last November, Slew.

Nice.

As police received a tip that she had allegedly posed online as a 14 year old girl to meet youngsters.

When police first showed up at the family home to seize her devices, English dad had tried to claim that she was one who'd been.

She was the one who had been taken advantage of.

She got here.

She is here in her little prison.

You know, the oranges, New black.

She has the.

The mug shot of this young woman.

She has stone cold dead eyes.

Like she has psychopath eyes.

All right, hang on.

Well, as I go through the story in the chat, if you would, 1 to 10, what do you think?

What is she?

I'll give you my ruling after everybody.

I don't want to influence the voting.

All right, so the father says this is his quote.

She got messed up with the wrong kid.

You know, even though he's a lot younger.

The father could be heard telling the officers she never been in trouble in her entire life.

Nothing but.

Nothing but.

She met this kid.

And even though he's young and that's why we're in this situation, she's never been in trouble in her entire life until she met him.

And this kid's insane.

The father continues.

Like I said, my daughter's never been in trouble.

This kid was 14 years old.

He got girls into his house, videotaped them.

He's making porn at 14.

My daughter's 22.

And she was a virgin till she was 21.

Sure she was.

I don't know about that.

Sure you thought she.

First of all, how would any dad know that?

I know.

I took care of it.

The dad also says that his beautiful young daughter had a lot of mental issues.

No shit.

You think?

Holy crap.

Yeah.

They said that she was engaged in at least 30 sexual acts with at least one middle schooler between the ages of 12 and 15, as well as sending illicit videos to others.

To several others.

She allegedly communicated with her victims through Snapchat.

See, they think that Snapchat goes away, but kids can record.

Doesn't go away.

It doesn't go away, but it goes.

But Snapchat has it.

Like it stays in their database.

Yes.

It's crazy.

All right, so she's a psychopath too.

So only one person weighed in on what they thought she was.

Really?

I didn't see it.

I was waiting for seven.

Okay.

Mike likes it dangerous.

Sparky.

All right, I get it.

There's just one other thing.

Okay.

I want to ask you.

There's a little quiz here for you, duchess.

All right.

Okay.

Hope I get to this fast.

We're asking people if they'd rather have.

A Taylor Swift concert ticket or one bitcoin.

All right, Duchess, we're going to offer you either Taylor Swift tickets.

Two or one bitcoin.

What do you pick?

Bitcoin.

Okay.

Why would you pick the bitcoin?

Because I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift.

I could probably sell them, I suppose, but I think bitcoin.

I could.

What do you think is worth more?

Two Taylor Swift tickets or bitcoin?

One bitcoin.

Oh, one bitcoin.

Okay.

Do you know how much they are?

No, but I know I had seen that they were.

It was crazy, like, because you can buy.

Like, I'm.

I'm not familiar with how it all works because I can't afford any of it, but I saw that it was very high, like, the price.

Joaquin Synthetic says bitcoin is like 90,000 right now.

Awesome.

All right, let's see how the ladies.

Do a whole bitcoin.

Because you can buy pieces of it, right?

Right.

Yeah, but they were going to give you one bitcoin or not.

Take it one.

Yeah.

Taylor Swift.

I think they said ticket, not even tickets.

All right, here we go.

It says a ticket.

Yeah, right.

What will a lady say?

Here we go.

Taylor Swift ticket.

Oh, my God.

A bitcoin.

Guaranteed.

I'll have to take the bitcoin on that one.

Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift ticket.

I would rather have one bitcoin for me.

One bitcoin.

Taylor ticket.

Definitely Taylor bitcoin.

Bitcoin.

Would rather have one bitcoin.

I can buy Taylor Swift a song to perform live at my birthday for 90 grand.

Taylor Swift tickets.

I already have a ticket, so I'll take the bitcoin.

Taylor Swift tickets, Taylor Swift ticket.

It depends on where it is.

If it's floor seats, but if not, the bitcoin, a Taylor Swift ticket.

Bitcoin.

That's hard.

I think a bitcoin, though.

Taylor Swift ticket.

I don't know.

Choose tail.

Taylor Swift ticket.

Taylor Swift ticket.

There is ticket in US dollars.

It's around $90,000.

Wow, that's.

That's crazy.

I didn't know that.

But still, I would still choose Taylor.

Over $90,000.

Oh, my God, you're stupid.

Oh, it's worth 90,000.

Einstein tank the Taylor Swift ticket.

You wouldn't if somebody had $90,000 in cash.

Or Taylor Swift ticket.

Bruce says right now, one bitcoin is worth $97,000.

Hey, you know something?

I got a question.

I chose wisely.

Yeah, I'M serious about this.

You know, bitcoin, it's just a thing in the computer, right?

And all of a sudden you've got all your bitcoin and you get hit with an emp, which could very well happen because with all this nuclear shit going on, and then all of a sudden, all your bitcoin's gone.

Now what?

Now what the fuck happened?

Like, right now, if I had bitcoin, I'd be selling it.

I'd be selling it for cash.

Cash money.

Right now, to be quite.

I think, at this.

At this time.

Yeah, I would sell if.

Well, assuming I had, we'll say several bitcoins, you at least offload a couple.

One or two of them.

And.

And Cat, look, cash is king at this point.

If we got no Internet, no world, you know, you can be like, I have imaginary money.

And people can be like, get the out of here.

In this computer right here, there's like, seven bitcoins.

Here's my laptop.

Yeah, it's.

It's fried.

I can't power it up, and I have no Internet to access it, but it's in there.

I think Bruce is into bitcoin.

Seriously, Bruce?

I mean, are you going to have a guest on.

He's going to have a guest on that talks about bitcoin.

So I'm actually.

I understand that I used to edit a podcast that was a bitcoin podcast.

And when I.

When I was editing it, Bitcoin was $1,200 of Bitcoin.

And the guy said to me, how about I pay you in bitcoin?

And I went, no, I think I'll have the real money.

And probably by the time I got done, I probably would had, like, three bitcoins, which, like, right now is all worth, like, what, $275,000?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, here we go.

Your money's already imaginary.

You're right.

Because in jail, you're not wrong.

There are some people in prison that they pay.

They use packets of mackerel as money, and the fresh mackerel is worth more than the other macro fish.

Yeah.

Like, you know, they actually pay you in fish, right?

So, like, say one packet of mackerel is worth, like, a carton of cigarettes.

All right.

But if it's fresh mackerel, it's.

Yeah, they don't use it to eat.

They'll never eat it.

They just use it as money.

It doesn't matter.

You could use, like, a fish.

This pen is worth whatever you make it worth.

Money is 16 mackerel.

Yeah.

I Know, whatever you want.

It's whatever your barter system works out to be, you know, because essentially, that's what money is.

It's your barter.

You know, I need.

I need 15 of these paper things so you can get, you know, four of these clothing things.

You know, that type of stuff.

So.

Ew.

It's crazy.

You ready for the next one?

I am.

Bring it on.

I'm from Jersey.

I ain't scared.

I know.

Jersey, baby.

Jersey, baby.

Juicy Smollet, conviction for racist homophobic attack hoax in stunning reversal.

Shocking.

Wait a minute.

How.

First of all, this happened in 2019.

How is he?

Is he in.

See, I couldn't find out.

Is he actually in jail now?

And are they letting him out?

Yeah, he's locked.

He's out.

He's done.

He's out now.

But was he in jail?

Like, did he do time?

I think he was.

I think they had him in jail.

Small, who was black and gay, claimed two men in Make America great hats assaulted.

Yeah.

In the dead of Night in January 2019.

They just happened to work on the same TV show as I did.

They just had, like.

There's so many Coinka Dinks with that, and it's just like, the cops are like, okay, that.

That.

That lines up.

You're.

You're full of.

I mean, they could have been stupider.

They had the guys buying the red.

How would you do that?

The rope and everything.

They had them on camera doing it with a check from Jesse that said in the.

In the memo thing 4.

Fake used to beat me up for fake.

Maybe he was paid by Kamala Harrison and Joe Biden.

Police said that Juicy admitted to them that he had plotted the hoax because he was unhappy with his Empire salary, which was at $100,000 per episode.

Now, those episodes, there was 20, 22 episodes a season.

So just do the math.

And he said he wasn't happy with that.

Well, I'm not getting.

I'm not getting enough money.

It's Donald Trump's fault.

So I can't.

Somewhere.

I was trying to find this, and I cannot find where.

Now, here's my issue with this, okay?

He did.

He planned a hoax, okay?

They found out it cost him.

That cost the city of Chicago $130,000 to do the investigation.

Yeah, you pay the damages.

You pay a fine, and you do community.

There's no sense in putting him in jail for that.

I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.

I thought.

For some reason, I thought he was in jail.

I could be absolutely correct.

But who Knows.

Okay, let's see here.

Got anything else going on that you're looking at?

I'd gotten a message regarding the chick that was suing the salon.

Okay.

The name of the predator is Jessica.

Yeah, it was in the article.

I didn't say it because.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Well, I won't say it either, but thank you, Jay.

There you go.

All right.

You've been married a long time, so you've never had to go through.

Yeah.

You've never had to go through, like, online dating or use a dating app.

Dating app.

No.

And guys.

There's a difference between guys and girls when they're using a dating app.

Like, a guy might get, like, one or two or three people to respond.

Girls, they're just.

Guys are just throwing dick at girls.

Just.

Yeah, it's constant.

I, I, I can say I'm not on the dating circuit, but thanks for sending them, guys.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know Duchess was getting dick pics.

I, I had no idea.

I've gotten.

I've gotten a couple.

Yeah, thanks, guys.

I'm good.

I'm good now.

Thanks.

No more.

Wait a minute.

When did you get these?

Did you get these a while ago?

Not since you've been on the show?

No, I've actually gotten them before, but.

Okay.

It was active in the circuit, and apparently being a female on Twitter is enough.

You want to get.

You want to read that?

No.

All right, I'll do it because you don't.

I don't even.

I can't read.

It says Mike Pelarito.

I googled her name.

It's Ivana Yonkok.

That's who's.

Oh.

Oh, my.

Gross.

I didn't even get that.

You read it, And I'm still like, what?

All right, thank you.

So this one guy was complaining to his.

To his friend who's a female that he couldn't get.

He can't find one.

He says, I can't find anyone to date.

And she's like this, you're doing it wrong.

Give me that phone.

So she set up a profile with all his pictures and did all the writing and did everything, and she has a report.

Here we go.

So one of my guy friends gave me permission to make a hinge account for him because I was telling him how easy dating is with dating apps, and he was telling me that it's incredibly difficult.

And I was like, pete, you must be doing something wrong.

And he gave me permission to create an account for him and just run the account.

I've been a virtual Boy, for three days and I've never felt this bad about myself.

I feel like a freaking loser trying to get these girls to like me.

And I'm starting to hate women because I'm like, when I say I, I mean Pete, because that's okay.

So she's, she's like saying, look, listen, I am.

Well, not me, Pete.

So she's going to tell you know what, how good looking Pete.

The account I'm using, Pete's about a six, but I'm so desperate, I'm liking the twos and the threes and even they won't like me back.

Pete, which is a six.

So what level of delusion has entered women's head?

Heads.

Like, what is going on?

It is so difficult dating as a boy.

I hate it.

I'm on day three of being a boy and I hate women.

And I'm depressed.

More depressed than ever.

It's not easy being a guy.

Yeah.

Because she's pretty attractive.

I would say she's a good 7.5.

You know, Asian looks pretty good.

And yeah, Sparky says she has no dating issues.

Yeah, look at her.

She's hot.

I get it.

She's very pretty.

Yeah, she's pretty.

You know.

You know what she didn't do?

She didn't date the six.

Yeah, she's.

Well, she's.

Because he's her friend.

So he's friend zoned.

Yeah.

You know why?

Because he's a six and she's not dating a six.

Yeah.

So I, I think some, there are some women that definitely have very inflated sense of their selves.

And, and I'm all about like, you know, you rock, you know, you rock your confidence, girl.

You go girl.

You know, but like, you know, there's more than just.

What, what was it the.

That someone accused me of like wanting the.

Because I didn't understand what it was is the, the car, the money, the, there's like the, like a group of four things.

What was it?

I, I don't, I don't know.

Someone brought it up in the comments a few episodes back.

But it's just like that women are looking for like, like six figure.

Oh, it was like the six rule or something.

Like six figures.

Six, six foot tall, six figures.

A six inch cop, something like that.

Something else.

The three sixes.

Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

The three sixes.

Yeah.

And, and I, I don't know.

You can have all that, but if you can't talk to them or hang out or have fun, go out for drink, like if you just, you have to hit it off with people.

I think it's.

I think there's a lot to be said for like meeting people, meeting people online, it's not the same thing, but, but going out, like where do you go now?

What do you do?

You pick people up in bars.

Like it's.

You don't know who you're meeting.

So it's weird there too.

So I, I don't.

I feel sorry for people who are going through that.

That's.

Or it's.

It's probably very challenging.

Like you have to find in person things and just try to weed them out, I suppose.

Okay, I get it.

No, that I can't.

I can't administer advice.

My advice is go find people.

Go do.

Find something that you like to do and go join stuff that are like that.

And then you'll find people, at least your people, who might know other people.

Like networking.

It's networking.

That's what you gotta do.

You have to network.

All right, well, listen, our voice, Our voice and text number is 856-477-131935.

Excuse me, I can't read because I'm trying to do two things at one time.

All right, so we have.

I went to the voicemail and we actually have some messages.

So here we go.

Wow, this is.

We're not doing too well.

Let's not get crazy.

Hey, John, Josh here.

I'm out shopping at the camping store.

They have these five gallon porta potty shooters that would be an upgrade to the bucket.

What color do you prefer?

Honolulu Blue Falcon black or Buccaneer red?

I would go with black.

Here's the thing.

Okay.

Yeah, for me, see what's in it, but.

Well, first of all, I don't shit a bucket unless I absolutely have to.

And I've only shit in a bucket a couple of times.

And it was on.

It was years and years ago.

But for me, I want a bucket that's white so I can see what the color is.

Because I've had issues where I've had some.

I've had.

Remember the tea color pea that I had?

You know, I had to go to the doctors for.

Because I was passing that kidney stone.

And I also want to check to see how, you know, how my water intake is.

Whether it's like a dark yellow or like a lighter one, you know, So I would rather have.

What intake?

Water.

Water.

Okay.

What I say water.

Water.

Water intake.

Okay.

Wooder.

Right.

We also have this from last week's story.

It says Susan Smith should be let free in A way.

The way I see it is all she did was a late term abortion.

She should be the new spokesperson person for Planned Parenthood.

Shame on you.

Shame on you.

Whoever left that.

I don't think you know what it is.

I don't think it's the fact that.

Okay, I understand what he's saying.

It's late term abortion, but it's the method.

Like in other words, you just don't take a baby and just drown them.

That's horrible.

Puppies maybe, but never baby.

Oh my God.

Stop.

Don't drown anything again.

It's the.

It's the notion of.

It's very cold blooded and calculated when a father does it, and that's always horrifying.

But the fact that a mother, like someone who carries that baby and has that connection just.

Just to throw them away and kill them because.

Because of a guy or what she thought, you know, the guy would want, it's.

There's a special place in hell for her.

I'm sorry.

Right?

I'm not sorry.

Her Bud v says it's the 2,920 day after kill.

Look, shake my d.

Shame on you too.

It's terrible.

Speaking of Bud Vugger.

Bud Vugger sent in a voicemail.

Would you like to hear it?

Okay.

You sure you want to hear this now?

Yes.

Okay.

Just letting you know that you.

This might be a topic that you're not really wanting to talk about.

Okay, here we go.

I held it all the way to the end.

Aren't you proud of me?

So proud.

There's a comment on your bucket.

Oh, okay.

Hold on.

Let's go.

You managed to pull that right up.

Dirk says weird too.

When you realize we went from listening to a guy scrubbing his brother in law's asshole to a guy pissing brown puss.

This is an upgrade.

That's why he wants the white bucket.

It was just blood.

It's passing the kidney stone.

Can't a guy pass a kidney stone and get his balls.

Not get his balls broken, for God's sake?

I think when you sent us pictures of it, you kind of eclipsed that.

Too much of a share, was it?

Here's my.

Here's my jamingo tea.

If I think I remember that's what you called it.

I think it was.

I'm a funny guy.

What do you want from me?

I'm a funny motherfucker.

Oh, me and my jamingo pee.

I was watching a video the other day.

I can't bring it up here because it's kind of violent.

But I would like to talk about it because in a lot of these cities now, they're very dangerous.

There's a lot of violence going on.

Yes.

And they're run by Democrats.

And you can't have a gun.

Cannot have a gun.

You can't carry one.

Even if it's for self protection.

If you shoot somebody and then like, what if you can't defend yourself?

Like, look at the gentleman that was in New York that choked out that stupid Michael Jackson.

Daniel Penny.

Daniel, he's in, you know, he's not in jail, but he's in trouble, Right?

He's got money.

Yeah.

I mean, don't get me wrong, there was a, there was a GoFundMe that's probably paying for a lot of his legal fees.

But you know, he's still.

He was up to a million, I think, on that.

Yeah.

Can I, can I just say one thing based on that?

That the fact that Daniel Penny is in jail or is being held for trial for manslaughter, I guess, or aggravated or whatever the charges are for protecting people.

And then in the same.

And then today a report came out that the Alvin Braggs, the district attorney in New York, his assistant was attacked and beat up and robbed in New York City today by an illegal alien immigrant who was picked up several times and let go.

Get what you pay for, right?

You get what you pay for.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm sorry that person got injured.

I don't wish injury on them.

But it's like ironic that Penny is trying to save people from being attacked by this crazy homeless man and then he's being punished.

Right.

Because it's that person, literally.

Yeah, it's more about.

And it wasn't their first time.

Yeah.

It's more about the criminals rights than.

It is about the non citizen.

A non citizen, you know.

Okay, well, I know he was, he was.

Oh no.

The one that beat up the mayors or the mayor's.

No, the DA's, DA's assistant was an illegal.

Well.

Who has been picked up several times.

Just perfect.

So in this video there was three black women and they got into a huge fight and they're punching and pulling hair and everything.

And a guy came in and I don't know if he was a boyfriend or a pimp or whatever, but he reached in and he pulled out a sock full of pennies or a sock with a brick or a bar of soap on it and he started swinging that thing.

And I'll tell you what, those black chicks started to scatter.

And I said that's what you need.

Just carry like a long tube sock full of pennies or maybe like a half a brick or bar of soap or something.

A couple rolls of quarters, something like that.

And I would call it a Dump Chuck.

A Dump Chuck.

Where you would just take this thing and swing it around and whack them with this Dump Chuck.

A dump Chuck.

Like whack a mole with your.

Yeah, like whack.

Yeah.

And just.

I mean, this guy was like a ninja warrior, man.

He was like.

He switched swing this thing and then that lady would go down and he'd swing it a couple more times and hit another.

Like he was.

He was a man.

He was like doing nunchucks with it, like flipping it over his arm and his shoulder, just winging him around.

He was a black belt.

Terrifying.

He was a black belt of the Dump Chuck, I would say, and I really do believe that would be an amazing, amazing thing to have with you.

It doesn't.

Yeah, look, Sparky says a big nut on the end of a string does the same thing.

Oh, that's got to be a big nut.

Yeah, that's got to be a big nut.

But yeah, same thing.

Another Dump Chuck.

It's.

There's different.

As long.

Just right.

That's all it needs.

You just need to like, just the.

Right spot variations of the Dump Chuck.

Bob says it's bonus if you use an old cum suck.

Also works.

Disgusting.

All right, everybody.

Mel.

The smell, that's hideous.

Just.

Just exploding.

But.

Oh, I'm sorry, we have another voicemail.

I don't even this.

I didn't get a chance to listen to this one.

Here we go.

All right, we'll do it live.

Ah, Spark.

Come on.

Bulb in his mouth.

Oh, Sparky, nice to hear you.

It's a good thing I have walrus thick skin that I don't get upset about these things.

Mike says don't use a cum sock.

Cum sock?

That shit's like sandpaper.

Oh, well, I mean, if you're trying to chase people away.

Thanks.

You know, I think that's the first time I've ever heard Sparky speak.

I know.

That's awesome.

Thank you, Sparks.

A lot.

All right, next time.

It's time.

Let me see if I can find it.

Where did I put it?

Here it is.

Well before it was the 2024 in 2024, but we're past that now.

So I've changed the name of this segment to I'm walking here.

So I'm walking here.

I'm walking here.

I love it.

All right, here we go.

And I would just like to say thanks to Mr.

Decaf, because we made it.

We made the 2024.

And 2024, he's done 2056 miles.

Thank you very much for it.

He's hauling.

Right.

Dutchess is 2198, and Josh is at 2225.

Yep.

I'll tell you what you guys are.

I mean, we only have a month left.

That's a lot to do in a month.

It is.

Or you think you're going to make it?

I'm going to try.

I know you're going to try.

I have to step it up, so I have not done as much steps in the past couple weeks.

I've slowed down, so I think.

I don't think I'm going to.

But I'm going to try.

Okay.

I'm not going to let it stop me.

I mean, that is an amazing feat.

Focus.

To be honest with you, Sparky says Duchess needs a new pair of shoes.

Oh, I like shoes.

I'll go for new shoes.

And a piss bucket to cry for new shoes.

So, yes, I did a great job.

I did nothing.

I just, I, you know, I just.

I basically, John attached himself to.

Yeah, you would say that.

I, I had a, Like, a substitute, like a.

For, like, a pinch runner.

I had a pinch walker that I used.

Pinch walker.

And he's Dragon, John.

Dragon.

Dragon.

Dragon.

Dragon.

I think it's been awesome, though.

I, I, It's.

It's definitely a fun challenge.

I'm definitely going to do next year, so I'm going to sign up probably next week or something for the 2025 challenge.

The fun thing about you, you know, doing it through this particular challenge is, well, first of all, I'm all about the swag.

So I love, like, the metals and the little.

They give you, like, little bibs every time you get to your 100 miles, there's another bib and a shirt and all that.

But I.

And they have an app, so I can track everything on the app.

It's just like, it's just a night.

It was a really big challenge for me to do it this year, so I'm very happy I hit it.

But it was.

There were some days I'm like, I got it.

Mentally, it's tough because there's days I don't want to walk.

Like, I'm like, I don't want to do this.

And it's like, my goal is, like, minimum five miles a day.

And then some days I'm like, I have to walk, and I Can't go to bed.

In my head, I'm so wired up, I'm like, I got to hit at least five miles.

Dean says, forest Duchess.

I just decided to walk.

And I kept walking and walking and walking.

I do.

Yep, I do.

It's crazy.

Jason said, just pretend a horny Bruce is chasing you.

Okay.

See, I told you.

Line forms at the left, forms to the right.

No, stop it.

I'm telling you.

For some reason, I cannot seem to get my ending song up.

Oh, yeah.

Sitting here while you were talking, talking over here.

We're walking.

I'm trying to figure out how to do that, but I'm.

I'm looking at.

So we're.

We have a tight schedule.

Schedule tonight because my boys are playing at the 8:15 game and we're gonna beat the.

I hope out of the Cleveland Browns and send them back to scuzzy Ohio.

So while we're going to Ohio, they can just cry to themselves to sleep.

But it's going to be a big game, so we want to squish him.

This thing must be opening.

I must have this thing open seven times because I can't find it on my screen.

It's got to be around here somewhere.

I've been.

Usually it goes up.

We're looking for.

Son of a.

Did you find it?

I did find it.

You did?

I did find it.

All right, Duchess, let's get out of here.

Am I up?

All right.

Oh.

First of all, we will be here Monday, but we will not be here Thursday because I have to go to Wawa and get a turkey bowl.

We.

You know, we're definitely not doing Thanksgiving here.

But I have some.

We have some.

We're gonna have some fun on Monday.

So show up for.

For some good time fun games.

Excellent.

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