Can I Finish? | Episode 287

Duchess and Jamingo serve up an engaging mix of comedy, social critique, and personal anecdotes in this episode, tackling everything from the quirks of starting a podcast to the social dynamics of New Jersey. The conversation flows seamlessly as they delve into their shared experiences with social media, particularly the controversial TikTok platform, juxtaposing it with their thoughts on corporate America and its impact on privacy.
Their humorous take on the survey that ranks New Jersey as unfriendly serves as a springboard for discussions on societal attitudes and personal interactions in a digital world.
Throughout the episode, the duo highlights the absurdities of their urban lives, using humor to navigate serious themes like social justice, community dynamics, and the importance of laughter in addressing life’s challenges. Listeners are left with a sense of camaraderie and a reminder that humor can be a powerful tool in dissecting the complexities of modern existence.
Takeaways:
- The podcast humorously critiques the concept of being unfriendly, particularly in New Jersey, questioning survey results.
- Duchess and Jamingo discuss the absurdity of banning TikTok while using Chinese-made devices.
- They share personal anecdotes about their experiences with social media and its impact on communication.
- The hosts reflect on the plight of local communities losing supermarkets due to crime and mismanagement.
- A comedic exploration of how societal attitudes towards women in combat roles continue to evolve.
- Duchess highlights the irony of politicians focusing on TikTok while ignoring pressing national issues.
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00:00 - None
00:00 - Starting a Podcast: The Plan
18:44 - Politics and Social Media: The TikTok Debate
45:12 - The TikTok Dilemma: National Security vs. Opportunity
01:11:25 - The Debate on Gender Identity and Representation
01:32:21 - The Shift in Conversation
All right, you guys, podcast time.
Duchess
We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
Duchess
Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
Duchess
Ready?
Duchess
I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
Duchess
First up, she's the queen of sarcasm, the empress of eyerolls.
Duchess
This Jersey gal's infectious giggle will always make you smile.
Duchess
The glamorous agitator with style and sass and her sidekick.
Duchess
He is an old man with the energy, focus and reading ability of a first grader on a sugar rush.
Duchess
Together they will dissect world issues, slice through the social justice shenanigans, and make you laugh while the world burns.
Duchess
Here are your hosts, the Duchess and Jamingo.
Duchess
Hey, Everybody.
Duchess
Thursday night, 6:30, 30.
Duchess
Boy, a lot of shit's going on.
Duchess
We got a jam packed show for you, Duchess.
Duchess
Little grumpy pre show.
Jamingo
I'm not.
Jamingo
Why would you say that?
Duchess
I was getting some attitude, get a little bit of a tude.
Jamingo
It does mean I'm grumpy.
Jamingo
Oh, it's just my jersey.
Duchess
Oh, it's just your jersey, Toot.
Jamingo
That's right.
Duchess
All right, all right.
Duchess
Want to start off by saying next week I have.
Duchess
Well, this week I had my cherry popped.
Duchess
Speaking of Red in there, my shitty song of the week.
Duchess
We went over there, we had a lot of fun with Red.
Duchess
Straightened some shit out.
Duchess
Maybe I overreacted some.
Duchess
I don't know.
Jamingo
John Domingo overreacts.
Duchess
Well, you know when you go to a guy's Twitter, when you go to a guy's Twitter and you've been blocked, kind of makes you feel a certain way.
Duchess
That's all I'm saying.
Duchess
That's all I'm saying.
Jamingo
Think to ask.
Jamingo
Nah.
Duchess
When someone blocks you.
Duchess
Okay, why would you ask?
Duchess
But listen, it's all straight down.
Duchess
Red and I are following each other.
Duchess
And you know something?
Duchess
I'm going to say something about Red.
Duchess
We had like a really good time.
Duchess
We.
Duchess
We're talking about technology.
Duchess
And then we did our.
Duchess
Our, you know, we did our shitty song of the week and then they have Patreon.
Duchess
And you guys want to see something fun, Go to their patreon, go to their website.
Duchess
Links will be in the show notes.
Duchess
Go to their website and go to their Patreon.
Duchess
And we did a show.
Duchess
We did a game show afterwards.
Duchess
I was singing.
Jamingo
Yep.
Duchess
How's that?
Duchess
Not worth $5.
Duchess
I don't know.
Jamingo
Well, Red was fabulous and we had a great time.
Duchess
Yes.
Jamingo
And it was nice to see Jody Too.
Duchess
And Jody was there, too.
Jamingo
And Jody.
Duchess
Jody was there, too, but.
Jamingo
Well, I'm glad you two.
Jamingo
You have moved on and we had a great show.
Jamingo
Yeah, let's.
Jamingo
Shitty song of the week, karaoke.
Duchess
Listen, I'm not saying anything.
Duchess
Never had a problem with Red.
Duchess
Like, Red.
Duchess
Just wasn't sure what was going on.
Duchess
Figured it out.
Duchess
Now we're moving on.
Jamingo
It's fine.
Duchess
But.
Duchess
But saw an article today that you shared where New Jersey is the 46th unfriendly state.
Duchess
And I'm like, what the fuck?
Jamingo
I don't know how that is.
Duchess
I mean, gosh, I thought we'd be like 48 or 49.
Duchess
I'm a little upset.
Duchess
Where.
Jamingo
That's terrible.
Duchess
You know something?
Duchess
You say that because you always want to be liked.
Duchess
All right?
Jamingo
I am liked.
Jamingo
I don't need to be like.
Jamingo
But I am.
Duchess
I can't be controversial.
Duchess
Oh, don't say that.
Jamingo
No.
Duchess
Love Me, Love Me.
Duchess
What's that song?
Duchess
Love Me, Love Me.
Duchess
Say whatever.
Duchess
Now I'm all stuck singing.
Jamingo
Keep singing.
Duchess
I'm all stuck on I don't know lyrics.
Duchess
I know tunes, I don't know lyrics.
Jamingo
All right, all right.
Duchess
So thank you.
Duchess
So anyhow, I was always that way.
Duchess
I'd rather be feared, see.
Duchess
Okay, well, I like that.
Jamingo
It's a dynamic duo.
Jamingo
They can love me, they can hate you.
Jamingo
Oh, I'm sorry.
Jamingo
Fear you.
Duchess
Please help me.
Jamingo
Please.
Jamingo
I don't have to try me.
Jamingo
I'm friendly, damn it.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
So anyhow, here we are.
Duchess
We're the 46th state in New Jersey.
Duchess
The Jersey attitude can be perceived as just outright rudeness.
Duchess
And in this survey, survey, survey, survey.
Duchess
In this survey, seems as though that's definitely the case.
Duchess
New Jerseyans are known for their in your face personalities.
Duchess
But hey, hey, at least probably unfriendly station attendant.
Duchess
We'll pump your gas for you.
Duchess
Got that?
Jamingo
Damn right, Bob.
Duchess
All right, so I see.
Duchess
I'm going to go to the chat.
Duchess
Who.
Duchess
What three states are more unfriendly than New Jersey?
Duchess
If you could.
Duchess
If you could tell.
Jamingo
But yes.
Duchess
46, 47, 48.
Duchess
What four states.
Duchess
Fuck what four states?
Duchess
Hard you don't get.
Duchess
Southern Hospital.
Jamingo
Yeah, we have Cracker Barrel.
Jamingo
I mean, that's as close as we get to Southern hospitality.
Duchess
I'm telling you, when you go somewhere else where everybody's so nice, you feel like they're trying to get over on you.
Jamingo
Yeah, it's Butter's answers.
Duchess
New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, come on.
Jamingo
And New Jersey, Come on.
Jamingo
All right.
Duchess
Dean says New York Okay, New York's good guess.
Duchess
Anybody else?
Duchess
Let's see.
Jamingo
He says Maine.
Duchess
Maine.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
Anybody else?
Jamingo
Red says South Carolina.
Jamingo
North Carolina as the rudest.
Jamingo
Okay.
Duchess
Yeah, Ahead.
Jamingo
Ahead of Jersey and rudeness.
Jamingo
Okay.
Duchess
Matter of fact, I found South Carolina and North Carolina very friendly states.
Duchess
Matter of fact, one of the much.
Jamingo
Now they're full of Jersey people.
Duchess
One of the states really surprised me because I thought it would be a friendly state because it is a southern state.
Duchess
Maryland now.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Jamingo
Maryland.
Duchess
It's not.
Duchess
All right, so here we go.
Duchess
Let's go back.
Jamingo
Lisa says California.
Duchess
California.
Duchess
Surprisingly now.
Duchess
All right, let's go to 47.
Duchess
47 is Massachusetts.
Jamingo
Now, Mass holes.
Duchess
Mass holes.
Duchess
I get it.
Duchess
Massachusetts locals aren't exactly rude per se.
Duchess
But the overall indifference towards strangers can take its toll.
Duchess
Ignoring people isn't exactly a trait that puts all Massachusetts among the friendliest states in the America.
Duchess
It also takes a long time to be accepted as a true Bostonian, not just to blow it.
Duchess
Now, let me just tell you something.
Duchess
Boston's people, boss.
Duchess
Boston people are assholes.
Duchess
And they are real assholes.
Duchess
I mean, you know, so I would almost say that 47 is too low for them.
Duchess
I think they should be lower or higher.
Duchess
Whatever.
Jamingo
They're.
Duchess
They're more of an ass.
Jamingo
They're ruder.
Jamingo
So they're.
Jamingo
They're ahead of us in root.
Duchess
Correct.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
Josh says.
Jamingo
I would have said mass holes, but he lives too close to those rubbish people.
Duchess
Correct.
Jamingo
Rubbish.
Jamingo
Love it.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Well, listen, I live in state.
Duchess
48.
Duchess
Six, whatever.
Duchess
All right, let's go.
Duchess
Here we go.
Duchess
The next one.
Duchess
48 Delaware.
Duchess
I was shocked because, to be honest with you, I've worked in Delaware and, well, you know what?
Duchess
Northern Delaware.
Jamingo
Drive through state.
Jamingo
Really?
Duchess
What do you call, like, the southern half of Delaware?
Duchess
Lower, slower.
Duchess
Delaware.
Duchess
And they're your basic redneck mountain people.
Duchess
Kind of like West Virginia.
Duchess
Sorry, Red, that's mean.
Duchess
Delaware might be small.
Jamingo
Red were friends.
Duchess
Stop it, Red nose.
Duchess
I'm kidding.
Duchess
You can drive across the entire state in just 90 minutes.
Duchess
But that doesn't exactly translate to neighborly.
Duchess
It is Delaware.
Duchess
Possibly misjudged reputation as a boring.
Duchess
What makes our readers think it's unfriendly?
Duchess
Unfortunately, it's ranked as one of the least friendly states in America.
Duchess
Six degrees of Joe Biden.
Duchess
Well, that's true too.
Duchess
All right, 49.
Duchess
This one really threw me.
Duchess
Arkansas, the home of Jody B.
Duchess
Jody, explain your state.
Duchess
Arkansas is friendly.
Duchess
If.
Duchess
An emphasis on if.
Duchess
If you're a local.
Jamingo
Mm.
Duchess
I thought that said white, but it says While.
Duchess
While that's all well and good for Arkansas residents and their good neighborly vibes, it could mean the visitors might feel like they don't quite fit in and are unwelcome.
Jamingo
I'm pretty sure nobody fits in down there that doesn't belong.
Duchess
You know, down south.
Duchess
They have that thing, you know, there's a Yankee and a damn Yank.
Duchess
You know the difference between a Yankee and a damn Yankee?
Duchess
No Yankee is from up north.
Duchess
A damn Yankee is one that came down south and started living there.
Duchess
That's a damn Yankee.
Duchess
They don't like Yankees.
Duchess
And then the 50th is New York.
Jamingo
Of course, that's no shock whatsoever, really.
Duchess
I think it's from New York City.
Duchess
Locals might seem a bit gruff at first, even upstate, but it is the melting pot of many cultures.
Duchess
And the neighborhoods in each bore, bureau, borough, burrow, burrow of New York City have a community feel if you manage to stick to it and stick it out long enough.
Duchess
But don't dwaddle on the side.
Duchess
That sounds doodle.
Duchess
It says d.
Duchess
A.
Jamingo
Dotle dole, no dole doodle.
Jamingo
Don't doodle.
Jamingo
Don't hang out.
Jamingo
Don't, don't wait.
Jamingo
Don't wander around.
Jamingo
Stay out of the way.
Duchess
Stop.
Duchess
Move.
Duchess
Get out of the way.
Duchess
Stop dawdling on the sidewalk.
Jamingo
I'm walking here.
Duchess
I'm walking here.
Duchess
Or holding up traffic.
Duchess
Take it.
Duchess
Oh, doing stuff for the gram.
Duchess
And they see you holding up.
Jamingo
Oh, they do in New York all the time.
Jamingo
Okay, so Sparky said, why is the list backwards?
Jamingo
So basically what it is, is number one was the friendliest.
Duchess
Friendliest.
Jamingo
And did you want to.
Duchess
No, I don't care.
Jamingo
Oh, nobody cares about them.
Duchess
I don't care.
Duchess
I don't give a who's.
Duchess
I don't give a who.
Duchess
The friendliest.
Jamingo
The link.
Jamingo
The link to this article, I believe, is on my Twitter feed.
Jamingo
So if you follow, I think Duchess nj, you can follow me.
Jamingo
And I would.
Duchess
I would say that I'll put this in the show notes, but I'll probably forget.
Jamingo
But he won't.
Duchess
I forget, you know?
Jamingo
So I guess the 50th is the least friendliest.
Jamingo
Friendliest state.
Jamingo
So that was definitely New York.
Jamingo
Yes.
Jamingo
I can't remember what number one is.
Jamingo
So it's one of those southern friendly states.
Duchess
I got you.
Jamingo
People are nice down there.
Jamingo
Stop being nice.
Jamingo
It throws us northerners off.
Jamingo
Yeah, we can't deal with that.
Jamingo
Yeah, it's too weird.
Duchess
We really don't like it.
Duchess
All right, we gotta pour one out.
Duchess
We Lost somebody today.
Jamingo
I'm ready.
Duchess
I was.
Duchess
I was a big fan, to be honest with you.
Jamingo
We lost two somebody's today.
Duchess
Well, I don't know about the second one, but the first one I thought was amazing.
Duchess
This would be Bob Euchre.
Duchess
And I really only knew Bob Euchre from his light beer commercials.
Duchess
I didn't know him as a baseball player or anything like that.
Duchess
Didn't even know he was a baseball announcer.
Duchess
But I only knew him from his baseball.
Duchess
I'm sorry, his light beer commercials and him on a Johnny Carson show, which used to be hysterical.
Duchess
But here, here's one of the light beer commercials.
Duchess
All right, maybe I wasn't the greatest player of all time, but fans, they forgive and forget.
Duchess
When I go in here, they'll be buying me my favorite beer.
Duchess
Light beer.
Duchess
Familiar?
Duchess
You Bob Euger?
Jamingo
Yeah.
Duchess
How you doing?
Duchess
How these fans, I love them.
Duchess
They know us ex big leaguers.
Duchess
Drink life because it's less filling and it tastes great.
Duchess
Well, can't keep the gang waiting.
Duchess
Always joking.
Duchess
Lake beer from Miller.
Duchess
Everything you always wanted in a beer, unless.
Jamingo
I thought he was always so fun.
Duchess
Yeah.
Jamingo
I'd never seen him play baseball, but I loved him in.
Jamingo
Oh, my God.
Duchess
Major League.
Jamingo
Mr.
Jamingo
Belvedere.
Jamingo
He was Mr.
Jamingo
Belvedere.
Duchess
Oh, that's right.
Duchess
That's right.
Duchess
I forgot he was in.
Duchess
Yes, and he used to.
Duchess
Okay, so anyhow, here you go.
Jamingo
Minnesota was the friendliest, Mike says.
Jamingo
And he knows because he follows at Duchessnj.
Duchess
Okay, yeah, yeah, follow.
Duchess
Yeah, follow Dutchess.
Jamingo
Here you go.
Jamingo
Bruce goes just a bit outside.
Duchess
Just outside.
Duchess
Or the other one.
Duchess
And I never really.
Jamingo
That's from Jersey.
Jamingo
Major League.
Duchess
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Duchess
He was the announcer for the Indians there.
Duchess
Okay, so here's the other thing.
Duchess
There was another thing that he said.
Duchess
And I don't have that commercial.
Duchess
I couldn't find that commercial.
Duchess
But he's going down.
Duchess
He's like, one of the things about being a former major league player is you just call and you get tickets to any game.
Duchess
So he goes to sit down and the guy goes, wait a minute, that's not narrative.
Duchess
He goes, oh, it must be in the front row.
Duchess
And we used to say that all the time.
Duchess
Must be in the front row.
Duchess
And I never.
Duchess
I forgot where that came from until, you know, the commercial.
Duchess
But I couldn't find it.
Duchess
I couldn't find the video of it.
Jamingo
RIP man.
Duchess
So anyhow, Artie Lang and Norm MacDonald ended up hanging out with Bob Euchre one time.
Duchess
And Artie Lang's telling the story of this.
Duchess
And you know, just because you got to know what kind of guy he is.
Duchess
I love this story.
Duchess
Norm did a commercial with it for light beer.
Jamingo
Okay.
Duchess
So it was when we were doing the Norm Show.
Duchess
So he invited Norm out to spring training in Phoenix, Arizona, and said, look, man, come.
Duchess
Come the fuck out to Arizona.
Duchess
You know, He's a guy you hear on the tv, Bob Euchre.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
But.
Duchess
But he's so filthy when he talks.
Duchess
Every other word is fuck.
Duchess
It's unbelievable.
Duchess
And he's one of the funniest guys I've ever met.
Duchess
Right?
Duchess
So Norm says to me, hey man, let's go.
Duchess
Let's go hang out with Euchre.
Duchess
Cause he knows I'm a big fan, which was nice.
Duchess
So we go to Arizona and It's the funniest 24 hour period I've ever spent.
Duchess
We played a round of golf with Bob Uecker and he let us sit in the booth to listen to him announce a Brewer Cub game.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
Now, he had a cough button.
Duchess
You know, if you're gonna cough, you hit the cough button and you're not on the air.
Duchess
Sure.
Duchess
So from what I remember, nor may not remember this, because he's friends with Bob Uecker.
Duchess
But anyway, Euchre would be announcing the baseball game, right?
Duchess
And like a jazz musician, it was unbelievable.
Duchess
If he saw a really hot chick in the crowd, he would hit the cough button, right.
Duchess
And say something filthy about her.
Duchess
Then go right back to announcing the game.
Duchess
It was like magic.
Duchess
So I believe you think that's a high risk thing to be doing.
Duchess
That's like walking the high wire, he would say.
Duchess
So he would say like this, he'd go, here's the 2, 2 pitch to Sosa.
Duchess
Ground ball to shortstop.
Duchess
Look at the tits on that whore.
Duchess
Over to first base, two down.
Duchess
Hit the button that quickly?
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So you must have been out of your mind, entertained.
Duchess
And now when you listen to him, you're wondering, like during the.
Duchess
Is what he's saying, Howard, that.
Duchess
That was that.
Duchess
That's the story I told on Letterman.
Jamingo
I cleaned it up.
Duchess
Right, right, right.
Duchess
And he started using like old guy words for the chicks.
Duchess
Like he'd go, fly ball to center field.
Duchess
God, I like to get with that troll up.
Duchess
That's the third app.
Jamingo
So.
Duchess
So the other thing he did.
Duchess
Let me tell the one other thing he did, because this is amazing.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Duchess
He sees John Fogerty.
Duchess
Oh, that was what I was going to create.
Duchess
His Clearwater.
Duchess
Let me tell that.
Duchess
So he sees John Fogarty, you know.
Jamingo
From Green Square on her mama.
Duchess
So he's like, hey, man, that fucker's a rock singer.
Duchess
He goes, but he can get out of the sand trap like nobody's fucking business.
Duchess
I played in a charity tournament with him.
Jamingo
So we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we.
Duchess
Know who John Fogarty is.
Duchess
And he goes, at the seventh inning.
Jamingo
Stretch, he'll have the fucker come up.
Duchess
And sing for you.
Duchess
Fogerty's there with his kid, by the way.
Duchess
He's a big cub face.
Duchess
He's there with his eight year old son, John Fogerty.
Duchess
We're like, no, no, you don't have to do that.
Duchess
Right?
Duchess
Don't get John Fogerty to sing.
Duchess
Leave him alone.
Duchess
It's all right.
Duchess
We don't want him sing.
Duchess
Singing in front of us.
Duchess
So then he gets mad at us.
Duchess
He goes, do you even know who John Fogarty is?
Duchess
Yeah, yeah, he did Credence Clearwater Revival.
Duchess
He goes, yeah, he did all that.
Duchess
But anyways, so what happened to it?
Duchess
So that's Bob Euker, all right.
Duchess
So thanks to Bud Vugger, he went and found the Miller Light commercial, the one I was talking about.
Duchess
I've watched major league about 800 times as an incredible movie.
Duchess
It is a great movie.
Jamingo
Really great.
Duchess
All right, here's the commercial I was talking about.
Duchess
This is Bob Ucher doing a mowerlight commercial.
Duchess
These were.
Duchess
These were all the rage back in the 80s, late 70s, early 80s.
Duchess
Here we go.
Duchess
You know, one of the best things about being an ex big leaguer is getting freebies to the game.
Duchess
Call the front office.
Duchess
Bingo.
Duchess
And once these fans recognize me, I probably won't even have to pay for my life here from Miller.
Duchess
I love them.
Duchess
These fans know I drink light because it's less filling and it tastes great.
Duchess
Good seats, huh?
Jamingo
You're in the wrong shape, buddy.
Duchess
Come on.
Duchess
Oh, I must be in the front row.
Duchess
Light beer from Miller.
Duchess
Everything wanted in a beer and less.
Jamingo
Up in the nose.
Duchess
Hey, Mr.
Duchess
Tag.
Duchess
Oh my God, I love it.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So Bob Euchre, 90 years man, playing with the house's money.
Jamingo
Good on him.
Duchess
Good on him.
Jamingo
Honestly, when I saw it today, I went, wait, he was alive?
Jamingo
Like, I honestly thought he passed away a few years ago.
Duchess
Kind of, kind of, sort of, kind of, sort of.
Duchess
Yeah.
Jamingo
Now, did you also see we may not have anything prepared and that's fine.
Jamingo
Was David lynch died.
Duchess
Who?
Jamingo
David Lynch.
Jamingo
He was a filmmaker.
Jamingo
He did a.
Jamingo
David.
Jamingo
Are you deaf?
Jamingo
Like, do you not hear what I'm saying?
Duchess
I don't even know who David is.
Duchess
He really that important?
Jamingo
He did Twin Pete.
Jamingo
Yeah, he's a big director.
Jamingo
Didn't you ever hear Twin Peaks or Dune, I bet.
Duchess
No.
Duchess
You know what?
Duchess
Twin Peaks I thought was the dumbest fucking TV show ever.
Duchess
I tried watching, I didn't get into.
Jamingo
It, but it was huge.
Duchess
Yeah, I don't know, it was.
Duchess
To be honest with you.
Duchess
It's one of the dumbest TV shows and I've never seen Dune, so.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
Sorry.
Duchess
David Lynch's family.
Duchess
Sorry for your loss.
Jamingo
Yeah, Dune, Dune was good.
Duchess
Whatever.
Jamingo
The original Dune, I liked it.
Jamingo
Oh, I'm gonna gloss over that.
Jamingo
Alrighty.
Duchess
Sorry.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
Just don't.
Jamingo
I don't give a.
Jamingo
Mike says.
Jamingo
Oh, Red says, the Last highway was a great movie.
Duchess
I'm sure.
Duchess
David Lynch, Velvet.
Duchess
Oh, Blue Velvet.
Duchess
That movie blew.
Duchess
That's another movie that sucked.
Duchess
I paid.
Duchess
You know what?
Duchess
That's the only movie that I've ever seen in a theater that I said, you know something?
Duchess
I think I'm going to go get my money back.
Duchess
That was the worst fucking movie ever.
Duchess
My God, what a fucking bore fest that was.
Jamingo
Barky agrees with you.
Jamingo
Has no idea.
Duchess
Yeah, listen, I'm sure he's loved by millions.
Duchess
Yeah, Blue Velvet.
Duchess
B, L, E W, Blue and Bug Buggers.
Jamingo
I was in with Blue Waffle.
Duchess
Yeah, it was just horrible.
Duchess
Horrible.
Jamingo
All righty.
Duchess
All right, now I gotta get serious for a second here.
Jamingo
Oh.
Duchess
Because we talk a lot of politics here.
Duchess
And on the 19th, which is a Sunday, tick tock.
Duchess
The congress can't fix grocery prices.
Duchess
They can't fix gas prices.
Duchess
They can't fix a thing.
Duchess
But what they can't, they can't.
Duchess
They can't shut down the border from fucking people pouring over.
Duchess
The one fucking thing they could get done was they could put a band on TikTok.
Duchess
Because the Chinese, the Chinese, they are stealing their information.
Duchess
Okay?
Duchess
Now I can understand if you're in a business or you're in the.
Duchess
In the military and you've had some.
Duchess
You don't want that kind of shit on your phone.
Duchess
I get that.
Duchess
Whatever.
Duchess
But there's a whole industry.
Duchess
Do you know how many people are on TikTok?
Duchess
They use it.
Jamingo
Lots.
Jamingo
Lots.
Duchess
170.
Duchess
Over 170 million people are on TikTok, okay?
Duchess
And they are fucking furious, okay?
Duchess
And they are white women and gen zers and they got nothing to do and, and all day to do it.
Duchess
Now Dutchess doesn't give a flying fuck about TikTok.
Jamingo
I don't care.
Jamingo
I mean, I don't give A shit.
Duchess
She's not on it.
Duchess
She doesn't care.
Duchess
Now, as I've got to know, Dutchess, one of the things I know is she's a bubbly personality person.
Duchess
She's on Facebook, she's on Instagram, she's on Twitter.
Duchess
She's in Discords.
Duchess
She's on all kinds of social media.
Duchess
Which begs the question, why not Tick Tock?
Jamingo
I was on Tick Tock.
Duchess
And you.
Duchess
Did you quit when they told you it was stealing your information?
Jamingo
No, no, I quit a while ago because honestly, like a few years ago.
Duchess
Okay, before the pandemic or after?
Duchess
Because that's what it really took.
Jamingo
I only went on during the.
Jamingo
I found it during a pandemic.
Duchess
So did I.
Duchess
Yeah, so did I.
Jamingo
Because there was nothing else to do but, like, watch TV and watch.
Duchess
Watch Tick Tocks.
Duchess
Yes.
Jamingo
And.
Jamingo
And that's when I found it.
Jamingo
And it was fun, it was amusing.
Jamingo
And then after a while, it was.
Jamingo
It's a time.
Jamingo
It's so, for me, it's.
Jamingo
It's addictive.
Jamingo
It's a time suck.
Jamingo
And it's because you just scroll, scroll, scroll hours.
Jamingo
Just thumb and it's out.
Jamingo
And it literally got to the point, like, I can't stop looking at this.
Jamingo
So I had to just took it off the phone.
Duchess
So addictive.
Jamingo
Stop looking at.
Jamingo
Yeah, I turned it off.
Jamingo
I just stopped doing it.
Duchess
I get it.
Duchess
I do.
Jamingo
Cold turkey.
Duchess
And we've talked about this before, you know, there's big jiggly boob TikTok.
Jamingo
Oh, I don't care who puts their boobs.
Jamingo
I don't give one.
Jamingo
If you want to put your tits out, you go, there's right ahead, girl.
Duchess
There's cooking.
Duchess
Tick Tock.
Duchess
There's hunting Tick Tock.
Duchess
I mean, whatever.
Duchess
There's.
Duchess
There's Manjaro, Ozempic, TikTok, where they get on.
Jamingo
And I.
Jamingo
I mean, for any hobby, any interest, any kink, it's there.
Jamingo
It's all there.
Duchess
I'm gonna say one thing about the Chinese.
Duchess
Those made an act.
Duchess
That's amazing.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
And one of the things I think that pisses the people in America off is that they can't.
Duchess
They can't duplicate it for some reason, whatever the fuck they did, whatever they.
Jamingo
Did over there with actual seasoning in.
Duchess
The code, whatever, they cannot look.
Duchess
YouTube has shorts.
Duchess
Instagram has reels.
Duchess
Facebook has reels.
Duchess
It does not get the engagement in that.
Duchess
That.
Jamingo
That's where I end up watching Tiktoks.
Duchess
Right?
Jamingo
And Twitter has shared over there or on Twitter.
Duchess
Twitter has Does Twitter have stories now or is it just.
Duchess
It's in the feed.
Jamingo
It's have videos.
Jamingo
It's just in the feed.
Duchess
All right, so you have videos.
Duchess
All right, so we did a little experiment today, all right?
Duchess
I made a video and I put it right on TikTok and then Dutchess took the video and put it on Twitter.
Duchess
And I gotta tell you, I was really, really impressed with the amount of gay Engage now art Boomer Bunker.
Duchess
TikTok has like four videos on it.
Duchess
Okay.
Jamingo
And who runs runs that?
Duchess
Not me.
Jamingo
Okay, well, I just want to be clear, what's your.
Duchess
I just want to go, well, what's your issue?
Duchess
Because when I said we have a tick tock and you first seen anything, you said was, that's yours.
Duchess
Because I don't have tick tock and I'm not running tick tock.
Jamingo
Well, I don't run it.
Jamingo
So it's.
Jamingo
And you're like, well, I only got four videos because we.
Jamingo
I don't run it.
Jamingo
Yeah, right.
Jamingo
It's.
Jamingo
It's just too much.
Duchess
I didn't mess around with it because I'm not good with social media anyhow.
Duchess
I get that.
Duchess
But today I took a video and I think, what was it?
Duchess
How long was it?
Duchess
It was like three minutes.
Duchess
It was three minutes.
Duchess
All right, so I did a three minute video and I did it at 10:00 right now, you know, and I had less than 40 people that were on that were following us.
Jamingo
Right.
Duchess
Right now that video has 512 views.
Duchess
It's been liked, it's been shared, it's been, you know, and I was.
Duchess
And there's comments in there.
Duchess
I was shocked, shocked by the engagement.
Jamingo
Like legit.
Jamingo
Like, it looks like they're legitimate comments.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
So I'm thinking to myself, damn, maybe I should fuck around with TikTok some more.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
I scroll on it all the time, you know, so why not?
Jamingo
That's where you find your boobies, your booby girls sometimes.
Duchess
But I'm more of a.
Duchess
Be honest with you, right?
Duchess
Like I said, I'm.
Duchess
I figured out how.
Duchess
When, like if I'm tired of big breasted girls bouncing up and down or country line dancing.
Duchess
TikTok.
Jamingo
Why are you tired of that?
Duchess
When I'm tired of that, I want to find something, I will go look for.
Duchess
I'll just go into the search thing and I'll type in crock pot cooking and then they'll put some crock pot recipes and I'll go in there.
Duchess
That's how I Found Jess from Jennison.
Duchess
Her.
Duchess
Her.
Duchess
Her Tiktoks.
Jamingo
The grumpy cook.
Duchess
Yeah, the grumpy cook.
Duchess
I love her.
Duchess
All right, so she's my spirit animal.
Duchess
So again, I found this.
Duchess
Now 171 million people.
Duchess
If you take everybody that voted in the 2024 election, that's more people than voted in the entire 2024 election.
Duchess
I think Trump got 74,000 and Kamal got 71,000.
Duchess
Somewhere around that.
Duchess
So there's like 30, 40 million people more than even voted.
Duchess
And they're furious.
Jamingo
Wait, okay, go ahead.
Jamingo
Million million votes, right?
Jamingo
Millions.
Duchess
Million.
Jamingo
All right.
Jamingo
You said thousands.
Duchess
I don't even listen.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
Million.
Duchess
I up.
Duchess
Millions.
Duchess
Millions and millions and millions.
Jamingo
Sorry, Chad's like millions.
Jamingo
You mean millions, right?
Duchess
Yes, yes, yes.
Duchess
Millions.
Jamingo
Just saying.
Duchess
Billions.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
Hey, do you know how many people are on Facebook?
Duchess
How many people on Facebook?
Jamingo
Three.
Jamingo
Over three billion.
Duchess
Oh, really?
Duchess
Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes.
Duchess
I think it is something like that.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
But you know something?
Duchess
Facebooks are for the olds.
Duchess
It's like, you know, for my generation and your generation, the kids aren't on Facebook.
Duchess
Millions and millions.
Duchess
They're.
Jamingo
They're.
Duchess
They.
Duchess
Because the olds don't know how to do anything else.
Duchess
They're not going to go to the TikTok.
Duchess
Some do, but not many.
Duchess
You know, they're there and they get to share.
Duchess
You know, it's like, hey, I just saw a dog running around.
Duchess
Anybody's dog out there.
Duchess
And they got the little community thing where, you know, in their town where they bitch about everything.
Jamingo
And Facebook has its place.
Jamingo
I think it does for old people.
Jamingo
Clearly, there's over 3 billion people on it.
Jamingo
So, I mean, it obviously suits a need.
Jamingo
It's good for businesses if they maintain it properly.
Jamingo
It's.
Jamingo
It's a good outreach.
Duchess
You get no engagement.
Duchess
None.
Duchess
You put.
Duchess
I put that video on Facebook.
Duchess
It gets.
Duchess
It gets dick and bubblegum, and they're all out of bubblegum.
Duchess
The thing about Tick Tock is it gets engagement.
Duchess
All right?
Jamingo
Unless you get like, what is it?
Jamingo
Shadow band or whatever.
Duchess
I guess now, I don't know.
Jamingo
I'm not on it.
Duchess
So here's the.
Duchess
We've.
Duchess
We've established it.
Duchess
We've always.
Duchess
Is that Duchess is not on Tic Tac, Tic Tac, Tick Tock, the tickety talk.
Duchess
She's not on.
Duchess
So we.
Duchess
We've established that.
Duchess
So she really.
Duchess
She's not really talking from experience.
Duchess
Correct.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
So, anyhow, I don't know what you.
Jamingo
Want me to say.
Duchess
Okay?
Duchess
So sorry.
Duchess
I Locked up there.
Duchess
All right, so.
Duchess
Okay, because when you.
Duchess
When you sit there and you say stuff to me, you throw me the fuck off.
Duchess
When you say, we've established that you're not on TikTok, and I don't know why you kind of keep telling us that, but.
Jamingo
Okay, because you throw little jabs out like.
Jamingo
Well, if you knew, you know, like you just using it a bit.
Jamingo
So I'm going to just be.
Duchess
Not everything's about you.
Duchess
I'm not.
Jamingo
You're talking to me.
Duchess
Well, I'm talking to you.
Jamingo
Okay, I'm talking.
Duchess
I'm talking to you, but I'm not talking about you.
Jamingo
Well, I know.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
All right.
Duchess
Okay.
Jamingo
Do you want me shut my mic so I don't bother you while you.
Duchess
I just don't understand why you.
Duchess
Everything's a personal attack to you.
Jamingo
What we're talking.
Duchess
I get.
Duchess
It's not an attack.
Duchess
I know.
Jamingo
Think of it as an attack.
Duchess
Millions and millions and millions of people.
Duchess
Listen, Bob, you pull that mic back to where it's supposed to be right now, so.
Jamingo
Oh, we're talking.
Jamingo
You're talking to me?
Duchess
Yes.
Jamingo
You talking to me?
Duchess
Yes, I am.
Duchess
So here.
Duchess
So the ladies are furious.
Duchess
Moving right along.
Duchess
They are furious because there's billions and billions and the white women are really, really mad.
Jamingo
Never have I been so convinced that Americans are burnt out on fucks to give.
Duchess
Okay?
Jamingo
We have also never been so willing to fuck around and find out because we all just flooded Red Note.
Duchess
All right?
Duchess
Red Note for those don't.
Duchess
That don't know is that the.
Duchess
The Chinese, they have TikTok for us, but on that for their people, they have Red Note, which is called, like.
Duchess
I don't know, it's called.
Duchess
It's got some kind of Chinese name.
Duchess
I forget what it is.
Duchess
But anyhow, it's called, like, the Little Red Book.
Duchess
So now all these white women are like, yeah, fuck you.
Duchess
Guess what?
Duchess
We're going to RedNote.
Duchess
So that all these Americans started flooding and downloading the Red Note app on their phones and the.
Duchess
There's a million miles between those eyebrows.
Duchess
All right, here we go.
Duchess
So anyhow.
Duchess
Stop it with the chat.
Duchess
I can't get.
Duchess
You're confusing me.
Jamingo
All right?
Jamingo
I'm not allowed to.
Duchess
No, no, you can.
Duchess
I have to.
Duchess
I have to maintain focus.
Duchess
Focus, Johnny sun, focus.
Duchess
So they all ran over.
Duchess
Nobody ever heard of Red Note before.
Duchess
It went from, like, obscurity to number six at the App Store right now.
Duchess
And it's climbing.
Duchess
So now the Congress is like, fuck, what are we going to do?
Duchess
Because that's really, really China.
Duchess
That's the CCP app that they let the Chinese people do it.
Duchess
All right?
Duchess
So they're very.
Duchess
They're nuts.
Duchess
Now here's the other problem.
Duchess
China doesn't want these filthy Americans with their filthy democracy and their filthy Western values coming in there and polluting.
Duchess
They don't want to start the Americas.
Duchess
They don't want them to start getting the Chinese all up in arms and want freedom and shit.
Jamingo
Let them start thinking and stuff, right?
Duchess
So the first thing that they did was they wanted to take and put all these American people on a different server.
Duchess
So they don't.
Duchess
We don't want to mix races.
Duchess
You know what I mean?
Duchess
We want to keep the.
Jamingo
Your filthy segregated.
Duchess
Yeah, segregation.
Duchess
They believe in segregation.
Jamingo
I don't blame him.
Duchess
And I'm thinking to myself, okay, I get it.
Duchess
But, you know, I mean, I was on TikTok the other night, and I'm scrolling and scrolling and these ladies, they are not.
Duchess
They are pissed.
Duchess
And I don't blame them, number one.
Duchess
But a lot of people make a lot of money on this app.
Duchess
Like, you know, you get views and all.
Duchess
And I was like, how much can you make on this app?
Duchess
Here's a teacher, and she went, and.
Duchess
And she's giving you all the stats what she made last year on TikTok.
Duchess
This might change your mind, Duchess.
Jamingo
I'm sharing with you all how much I made from TikTok in each month of 2024 as a, like, smaller creator.
Jamingo
For reference, I have almost 300, 000 followers, and I better hit 300, 000 followers before this band goes through.
Jamingo
But I get a lot of questions on this, and I figure it's just this app might get banned.
Duchess
I might as well share.
Jamingo
I'm a little neurotic about tracking my income, and I like to do it all on paper.
Jamingo
So that's why everything's here.
Jamingo
In January, I made $11,700 a month.
Duchess
$11,700 a month.
Duchess
That's a lot of money.
Duchess
Like, in other words, that's raise a family money.
Jamingo
I hope she's paying taxes because she certainly just.
Duchess
Yeah, well, I'm sure she's paying taxes.
Jamingo
I think at that level, you have to, because you can't just have 11.
Jamingo
You can't just have a monthly income.
Jamingo
Okay, let's see, like another hundred thousand dollars drifting in.
Jamingo
Okay, yeah, in February, my account was hacked, but I still made $2,271.
Jamingo
In March, I made $6,307.
Jamingo
In April, I made $4,626.
Jamingo
In May, I made $4,229.
Jamingo
In June, I made $9,941.
Duchess
In July, I made $5,800.
Jamingo
In August, I made $1,600.
Jamingo
In September, I made $9,700.
Jamingo
Back to school, she makes more money.
Jamingo
In October, I made $9,211.
Jamingo
In November, I made $7,540.
Jamingo
And in December, I made $4,190.
Jamingo
So, yeah, if this app goes for real, I'm going to be a little sad, a little broke, a little back to living on my teacher salary, which is not the funnest thing to do.
Jamingo
But, yeah, this is why we shouldn't be in Tik Tok.
Jamingo
I know so many teachers that have been able to make, like, a second income with this app.
Jamingo
And it's just, honestly, this app is one of the best things to happen to my life.
Jamingo
I never made an account on here.
Jamingo
I never started posting on here.
Duchess
All right, so Red's asking, like, what'd she do?
Duchess
She's a teacher and she talks about teaching and stuff.
Duchess
And then the lady, Jess from Jennison, she is somebody that.
Jamingo
She angry cooks.
Duchess
She angry cooks.
Jamingo
She hates her family, right?
Duchess
They're not just taking and shaking their boobs and stuff like that.
Duchess
There's a lot of people that are on here that have a following for whatever reason.
Duchess
There's a guy that I follow, all right, He's a farmer from Arkansas and he's got a bull named Rufus.
Jamingo
I wonder if Jody knows him.
Jamingo
Don't they all know each other?
Duchess
Yeah, everybody in Arkansas knows each other.
Jamingo
Jody, do you know that guy?
Duchess
Jody, you know that guy from Arkansas that has the bull Rufus in Redford?
Duchess
Redford and Rufus.
Duchess
And he goes in there and he takes videos of this bull, and he's got a huge account, so I'm sure he's making that.
Duchess
Oh, that's the other thing, because not only do they have that, but they have like a cash app or a Venmo attached to it.
Duchess
It's his cousin.
Duchess
It's Jody's cousin.
Duchess
So they have a cash app and then people start sending him money, like, hey, why don't we get.
Duchess
I would like to see Rufus get, you know, better feed and a big hay bale and stuff like that.
Duchess
And then you know what else they like to do is his daughter.
Duchess
Because they raised Rufus from a little tiny bull.
Duchess
Little tiny bull, bottle fed that.
Duchess
Rufus loves his daughter, so his Daughter comes in, feeds him donuts and cookies and shit like that.
Jamingo
And it gets Feed bulls.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Gets millions and billions and billions of views.
Duchess
And I'm sure he's making money, too, so.
Jamingo
Remember the guy who had the squirrel or the.
Jamingo
That they killed?
Duchess
Yeah, but he was on different.
Duchess
Like he was on Facebook.
Duchess
Well, he's probably on.
Duchess
Yeah, he was on TikTok.
Jamingo
He was on TikTok.
Duchess
He was on TikTok, the squirrel and.
Duchess
And the raccoon.
Duchess
And they came murdered.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
Kathy Hochul.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
And the people came in and they.
Duchess
Like trolls do.
Jamingo
They slaughtered his side money.
Duchess
Yeah, they caught.
Duchess
And then.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So now he's got to go.
Jamingo
Thank you, Smirky.
Duchess
Not only did he do that, but see, him and his wife had an only fam.
Duchess
So they used the squirrel to l.
Duchess
Or people that are only fans.
Duchess
They're Squirrel.
Duchess
Yeah.
Jamingo
Red says, is she teaching school in her birthdays?
Duchess
No, no, no.
Duchess
She's very.
Duchess
Listen, legit.
Duchess
It's legit.
Duchess
You know me.
Duchess
I research.
Duchess
I went back and I watched her videos and she was talking about school and what her students do and what her students say and, you know, funny stories about her students and stuff like that.
Jamingo
And so she would have to get permission from the school district.
Jamingo
I don't know.
Jamingo
A lot of schools don't allow you to have that kind of social media.
Duchess
I have no idea.
Duchess
I'm just telling you what a content.
Duchess
I don't know what she did, whether.
Duchess
It doesn't matter.
Duchess
All right?
Jamingo
Jody says easy money is easily lost.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
But it's a nice, nice little side job.
Duchess
And in this.
Duchess
And listen, in this economy.
Duchess
Okay, well, why the fuck are they.
Duchess
Why are they banning it?
Duchess
Why are they banning it?
Jamingo
I don't know.
Duchess
I don't know either.
Duchess
All right, but they're saying.
Duchess
Because the Chinese, they have to sell it.
Duchess
So here is.
Duchess
And they're so fucking mad at Congress over this.
Duchess
Watch this.
Duchess
TikTok will be banned unless it is sold.
Jamingo
Senator Blumenthal.
Jamingo
I mean this in the most dis.
Duchess
I want to back this up a little bit.
Duchess
This guy, I watched him talk.
Jamingo
Ghoul, by the way.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
I don't trust anybody when they talk.
Duchess
You can see their bottom teeth.
Jamingo
I don't like that he's hanging.
Duchess
He's always got his bottom teeth chilling.
Duchess
He's got his lip over.
Duchess
His bottom teeth are sticking out.
Duchess
I don't like this guy.
Duchess
I saw him during the Senate confirmation hearing hearings.
Jamingo
He's a little creepy.
Duchess
Yeah, he's a little creepy.
Duchess
And this lady's Having none of it.
Duchess
And unless it is sold.
Jamingo
Senator Blumenthal, I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible.
Jamingo
Get bent.
Jamingo
I don't trust a word that comes out of your mouth because you used my family and their tragedy for political gain.
Jamingo
You took the most devastating thing that happened in my life and used it to pass laws and then to get reelected.
Jamingo
You asked me to help you get reelected, remember?
Jamingo
And recently when I emailed your office about tax cuts for veteran families, I heard nothing back.
Jamingo
Not even a stock response.
Jamingo
Now you want to take away a source of income for my family and millions of others in the United States over threats that haven't even been realized.
Jamingo
The only threat to our society is our government.
Jamingo
And I put you at the top of that list.
Duchess
She's pissed.
Duchess
She's pissed.
Duchess
The government.
Duchess
Yeah, they want it gone because they're eating Facebook's lunch and X's lunch.
Duchess
They're eating their lunch.
Duchess
So again, I think that's very much part of it.
Duchess
But they're not going.
Duchess
They're not going quietly into the night.
Jamingo
I don't.
Jamingo
I don't think it's going to get pulled.
Jamingo
Oh, I think maybe an 11th hour save.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
I think something's going to come up.
Duchess
Because this guy here goes on a Jamingo.
Duchess
Oh, It's a threat to our national security.
Duchess
No, the.
Duchess
It's not.
Duchess
You want me tell you how the.
Duchess
I know?
Duchess
Because that would imply that the federal government actually gives a flying about you and they don't.
Duchess
And I can prove it.
Duchess
If they did, people wouldn't die because they can't afford fucking health insurance.
Duchess
If they cared, kids wouldn't get shot in their classrooms if they gave one single fucking shit.
Duchess
They'd stop sending billions of fucking dollars to foreign countries while 32,000American veterans who fought for this country and its freedoms don't have a fucking pot to piss in.
Duchess
They never cared about you.
Duchess
They're scared of you.
Duchess
They're scared of what you and me can do together.
Duchess
And you know what?
Duchess
They should be.
Duchess
It was never about national security.
Duchess
If there's one thing that you can take away from this whole debacle, it's that they never gave a about you.
Duchess
Right wing, left wing, same bird.
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
That's a Jamaico baby.
Jamingo
Well, when it's a Chinese company, it's not.
Jamingo
It's not really doing what it's not following, I guess, American rules or American anything.
Jamingo
They can't grab it, so they'll ban it.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
Jamingo
Right.
Jamingo
Am I.
Jamingo
Right.
Jamingo
Like, I don't.
Jamingo
I don't know.
Jamingo
I don't.
Jamingo
I don't know enough about Tick Tock.
Jamingo
I really don't.
Duchess
But you said, really, you don't know that much about it.
Duchess
That's okay.
Jamingo
All right.
Jamingo
I won't stop discussing it with you because I'm trying to weigh in.
Jamingo
Don't be a dick.
Jamingo
I'm just trying to weigh in.
Jamingo
But I don't know, because I don't know the facts.
Jamingo
I'm clarifying it, but you busted my balls on it.
Duchess
You know, I felt this.
Duchess
Listen, when I first list.
Duchess
When I first thought about this, I was like, you know what?
Duchess
They don't need our information and all that.
Duchess
And then I.
Duchess
I saw this and I was like, so let me play this and then we'll discuss.
Duchess
What a great point.
Jamingo
If it's so dangerous for China to own an app because it's a threat to our data, then why do they allow them to make our phones, Internet routers, modems, home security devices, cameras, tablets, smart home devices, computers.
Jamingo
Literally every single device that stores our data.
Jamingo
That doesn't make sense.
Duchess
What a great thoughts.
Duchess
Okay, so why.
Duchess
So first of all, tell me about your data.
Duchess
Because they make everything else.
Duchess
They make your iPhone, they make your home router, my computer, they make all this shit.
Jamingo
Alexa.
Duchess
Yeah, yeah, all that stuff.
Duchess
They make it all.
Duchess
And nobody bitches.
Duchess
They don't bitch about that.
Duchess
So you know who they're pissed at?
Duchess
They're pissed at.
Duchess
What's his name, the guy from Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg.
Duchess
Matter of fact, they're calling him Zuckerberg.
Duchess
Yeah, they're calling him Kuckerberg right now.
Duchess
And they are en masse.
Duchess
Deleting Facebook, deleting Instagram, WhatsApp, anything that has to do with meta, they're all getting rid of it.
Jamingo
Deactivate, delete, defund, Meta.
Duchess
Here's my puppy to grab your attention.
Duchess
We now know.
Duchess
I think your kitty would work better.
Duchess
But I digress.
Jamingo
Allegedly for legal purposes, that Zuckerberg is.
Duchess
Behind the TikTok ban and that our politicians were not only bought with his money and other interest groups, but they also likely have stock in Meta.
Duchess
And so they're going to benefit twice.
Jamingo
From shutting down TikTok.
Duchess
A lot of you use meta apps.
Jamingo
For essential communications for your businesses or your support groups.
Duchess
If you need those apps, I'm not going to ask you to delete them.
Jamingo
But please consider deactivating them between January 19th and January 26th at the least.
Duchess
If that's not possible, consider changing your.
Jamingo
Settings I'll link below to make it so that Facebook and Meta cannot profit from your information in the same way.
Jamingo
And if you can delete the apps, get off defund.
Duchess
I mean, they're pissed.
Duchess
And I would love to see this.
Duchess
Remember what happened with Bud Light?
Duchess
When a bunch of consumers get together, 170 million people have this app and.
Jamingo
A year later, Kid Rock's drinking Bud Light on stage.
Jamingo
So it doesn't fucking matter.
Jamingo
It's like saying we're going to protest the gas tax.
Jamingo
Nobody buy gas tomorrow, but people will be buying gas in three days.
Jamingo
So, like, it doesn't fucking matter.
Jamingo
So unless people clearly get rid of it, which they're not going to, you know, I think some people will delete it and I think other people will go, yeah, yeah.
Jamingo
And they won't.
Duchess
It's driving the stock price down.
Duchess
And here's the other thing.
Duchess
People are asking how to short.
Duchess
How to short Meta stock.
Duchess
So if people start shorting this and then other people start.
Duchess
Remember I don't know how many years ago when we were sitting there wondering who was going to win MySpace or Facebook.
Duchess
So there you go.
Duchess
Just saying.
Duchess
I mean, it's pretty.
Duchess
It's interesting because I'll be honest with you, I barely go on Facebook anymore.
Duchess
I don't really go.
Duchess
I maybe go once every other day or something like that.
Duchess
I don't find anything in there that, that that interests me.
Duchess
I find more.
Duchess
I get my news from TikTok.
Duchess
I scroll a lot.
Duchess
I get my news from Twitter.
Duchess
X.
Duchess
You know, I don't go on Instagram.
Duchess
I don't really use it.
Duchess
Red rather have MySpace.
Duchess
Yeah, that was back.
Duchess
Remember when they used to make your pages and you had the glitter thing for bands and shit.
Duchess
Poor Tom.
Duchess
What's wrong with Tom?
Jamingo
That was like the profile, like when you first got.
Duchess
Oh yeah, that's right.
Duchess
I forgot.
Duchess
Tom was my only friend on MySpace.
Jamingo
Tom never would have let us down.
Duchess
Tom would have let us down.
Jamingo
That Mark Bruce says Tom was my only friend.
Duchess
Yeah, cuck.
Jamingo
MySpace would be great for podcasters.
Jamingo
It would.
Duchess
It might not.
Duchess
Yeah, it might be.
Duchess
To be honest with you, I think.
Jamingo
That'S what even still around.
Jamingo
It's music now, right?
Jamingo
Or is it?
Duchess
Who knows?
Duchess
Do you know anybody has a MySpace account?
Duchess
I don't even know.
Duchess
Does it?
Duchess
Can you get.
Duchess
I had a MySpace account.
Duchess
I wouldn't be able to find it.
Jamingo
Yes.
Duchess
Yeah, I wouldn't even know how to get to it, to be honest with you.
Duchess
So saying that I think that Congress is going to now the person that they're really mad at is Senator Tom Cotton from Arkansas, because he's like, we're not moving this back.
Duchess
And that's it.
Duchess
We're getting rid of it.
Duchess
And then Mr.
Duchess
Wonderful from.
Duchess
What's that show called?
Jamingo
Shark Tank.
Jamingo
Shark Tank to Leary.
Duchess
Yeah, he wants to buy it.
Duchess
And then China's like, oh, fuck you, you, you round eye.
Jamingo
You don't have enough money.
Duchess
Fuck you, round eye.
Duchess
We don't.
Duchess
And so I'll be honest with you.
Duchess
This is the latest development.
Duchess
The Supreme Court, it's before the Supreme Court to see if it's constitutional.
Duchess
That's number one.
Duchess
They say that the Supreme Court is about ready to uphold the band, but the Biden administration is out of here in four days.
Duchess
All right?
Duchess
The ban goes into effect on the 19th, the day before the inauguration.
Duchess
So the Biden administration's like, listen, we're not going to enforce it.
Duchess
We're not going to find the App Store, we're not going to find Google stores.
Duchess
Oh, thank you, Sparky.
Duchess
Like my Chinese accent.
Duchess
They're going to not find them.
Duchess
And then the Trump administration is like, you know what?
Duchess
We don't need this shit.
Duchess
We don't need to.
Duchess
You know, why, why, why are you throwing this on my plate the last minute?
Jamingo
Well, there you go.
Duchess
So I think, to be honest with you, I don't think it's going anywhere either because it'll piss too many off.
Duchess
Now remember, there was a state senator from South Jersey who was also the president of the Senate in New Jersey.
Duchess
His name was Steve Sweeney.
Duchess
Two years before his election, he decided to raise the gas tax 32 cents per gallon.
Duchess
And everybody had a shit fit.
Duchess
We were all calling about it.
Duchess
We called our senators and freeholders and everybody mayors.
Duchess
We called everybody about this big phone campaign and they raised it anyhow.
Duchess
And we said, you listen, you motherfucker, we are not forgetting this.
Duchess
You think that in two years we're going to forget about this.
Duchess
But.
Duchess
And I said this because I was pissed.
Duchess
I said, right before your election, I'm going to remind everybody how much when you raise this fucking tax.
Duchess
Because you figured you had two years to do this and he's got his campaign going on.
Duchess
And there was a guy in Salem county, he was a truck driver.
Duchess
He spent 500 hours on his fucking campaign.
Duchess
And we, we booted Steve Sweeney out.
Duchess
And that guy was the new senator of his district.
Duchess
And he hasn't been back since.
Duchess
Now they say he might run for governor.
Jamingo
Well, it's more to make a statement.
Jamingo
And it made a statement, right, for sure.
Jamingo
That people had had enough.
Duchess
Enough.
Duchess
And I think that's what's going on here.
Duchess
This might be the fuse that's lit where people are like, fuck you.
Duchess
Fuck this government.
Duchess
They see what's going on in California.
Jamingo
What are all the purple hairs going to do if they get rid of TikTok?
Jamingo
Where are they going to?
Duchess
Where are they going to go?
Jamingo
Where they're going to yell.
Duchess
They're not going back to Facebook.
Duchess
See, Mark Zuckerberg thinks they're all going to go back to Facebook.
Duchess
They hate Facebook.
Jamingo
First of all, they've been on Facebook.
Jamingo
They were never on Facebook.
Duchess
The reason they got off of Facebook, because Facebook wants your real name and everything.
Duchess
And these kids want to be anonymous.
Duchess
They want to be able to be.
Jamingo
You can.
Jamingo
You can make up anything.
Duchess
Name.
Duchess
Yes, of course.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I have one made up a Blue sky.
Jamingo
That's what Jason says.
Duchess
Listen, I'm not even trying.
Jamingo
Blue sky, that's a hot mess over there.
Duchess
I wouldn't even.
Duchess
I wouldn't last 15 minutes over there.
Jamingo
So I don't even bother with that one.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
That's.
Jamingo
X is more fun.
Jamingo
X is like the Wild west, though.
Duchess
But definitely more fun now that I got my account back.
Duchess
But even X, like, there's some things that Elon Musk is for and everybody else is against and they're attacking Elon Musk and he's like, guess what?
Duchess
You're blue.
Duchess
Check.
Duchess
You lose a check mark.
Duchess
You lose a check mark.
Jamingo
He don't care.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
And I don't give a fuck.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
He don't give a fuck.
Jamingo
Whatever.
Jamingo
Right.
Jamingo
We don't like it.
Jamingo
Bye.
Jamingo
Bye.
Duchess
Exactly.
Duchess
Which I be honest with you, when you're talking about something supposed to be a free speech platform, as long as you're on his side, then it's free speech.
Duchess
But if you're not.
Duchess
Yeah, I don't really agree with that.
Duchess
You should be able to take your fucking lumps.
Duchess
Hey.
Jamingo
Well, he.
Jamingo
I think he lets people take their lumps.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Everybody else.
Jamingo
He doesn't take away people's right to free speech.
Jamingo
He may just question it.
Duchess
You can't make any money.
Jamingo
A lot of things he responds to, which I think is pretty fucking funny.
Duchess
But he also takes away where you can't make any money from his platform.
Duchess
People are making thousands of dollars a month on that platform, too.
Duchess
People that have a lot of followers and shit.
Duchess
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong.
Duchess
I have a really good follow over on Twitter.
Duchess
X Whatever.
Duchess
I think.
Duchess
But yeah, I don't think it's about Chinese stealing your data.
Duchess
I think it's that money.
Duchess
Too many people are over there.
Jamingo
They're taking money, power.
Duchess
They're also saying that.
Duchess
And I've never bought anything off the TikTok shop.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
But they say that the Tick Tock shop is eating into Amazon.
Duchess
From what I understand.
Duchess
I don't know that.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Duchess
Because I've never tried it.
Jamingo
So it's Teemu or all that.
Jamingo
I mean, it's all.
Jamingo
All that.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Timu, I'm a little.
Jamingo
I won't shop on those.
Duchess
I won't either.
Jamingo
I can only handle so many new debit cards.
Duchess
Yeah, exactly A year.
Jamingo
I just can't be bothered.
Duchess
So what I am going to do is I'm going into the Facebook and I'm going to go in and I'm going to turn off all the things that they're supposed to want.
Duchess
Here's one thing about TikTok.
Duchess
I've never talked about something to somebody and then turned on TikTok and got an advertisement for it without searching it.
Duchess
I have on Instagram and I have on Facebook.
Duchess
That's creepy.
Duchess
That's creepy.
Duchess
If you start talking about wheelbarrows and then all of a sudden you.
Jamingo
Mike shows up.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And then Mike shows up with one full of dicks.
Jamingo
With a barrel full of dicks.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
But if, you know, you start talking about that and also you get an advertisement for wheelbarrows, you're like, what the fuck?
Duchess
I didn't search wheelbarrows.
Duchess
I don't even know what we were.
Duchess
How'd that happen?
Duchess
So don't tell me that these fucking phones aren't sitting here listening.
Jamingo
Here's Mike.
Jamingo
Here he is.
Duchess
Don't tell me these things aren't listening the whole time.
Duchess
Of course they're listening.
Duchess
The lady over here in the puck, she's listening all the time.
Duchess
If I say her name, she jumps right on it.
Duchess
So, you know, we want some.
Duchess
We want convenience.
Duchess
We want to be able to do that.
Duchess
We want to be able to get in our car and say, hey, so and so, call this number.
Duchess
And it calls hands free.
Duchess
We like that.
Duchess
We like that part about.
Duchess
But it's always listening.
Duchess
So what are you going to.
Jamingo
Because it has to.
Jamingo
Because you.
Jamingo
That's the way you've set it up.
Duchess
Yes, but I think it does anyhow.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
That's the.
Jamingo
People have to learn to shut off.
Jamingo
Like, the thing is, is you get your.
Jamingo
You can turn off a lot.
Jamingo
You have to adjust your privacy settings on almost every app and most people don't.
Jamingo
Well, right now you have to really pay attention to.
Duchess
They just had an update on the iPhones and it's.
Duchess
And with it that has Apple intelligence on it and that thing is really scary.
Duchess
That is really scary.
Duchess
And not only that, but they made it, they embedded it so much that you have to go into every app and turn off it, turn it off on every, every.
Duchess
And again, again.
Duchess
Apple keep fucking around.
Duchess
Because people are like, you know what, I'm not going to do this.
Duchess
But what are you going to go to?
Duchess
You're going to go to an Android phone?
Jamingo
I was going to say, what are you going to go to a Google phone?
Duchess
Yeah, you're going to go to a Google phone or an Android phone or something?
Jamingo
Yeah, no, thanks.
Duchess
So anyhow, there's a petition out right now.
Duchess
Keep TikTok.
Duchess
Protect national security without sacrificing opportunity.
Duchess
If you have a petition with over 100,000 signatures on it, Congress has to take a look at it.
Duchess
Right now it's got 216,385 as of right now, protecting.
Jamingo
So Change.org has all your contact information too.
Duchess
They all do.
Jamingo
I know.
Jamingo
Well, it's just one more, right?
Jamingo
Just one more.
Duchess
The Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversity Control Applications act, which takes effect 01-19-2025, aims to ban foreign controlled apps like TikTok in order to address now security concern.
Duchess
While national security is highly important, we believe the law is not the best way to achieve that goal.
Duchess
So it goes through everything here.
Duchess
It's an interesting read.
Duchess
If I remember.
Duchess
I will put this in the show notes where you can go over and sign it if you want to.
Duchess
Duchess won't because she doesn't like TikTok, which is her prerogative, right?
Jamingo
I suppose.
Duchess
Okay.
Jamingo
Do.
Jamingo
Every time I answer something about TikTok, you're like, well, you know, they don't have it.
Jamingo
Stop it.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
You know what, I can't tease you.
Duchess
I can't.
Jamingo
I can't win.
Jamingo
I can't win because you razz me.
Jamingo
So if I talk about tick tock, you go, well, you don't have tick tock.
Jamingo
And I say, well, I don't have tick tock.
Jamingo
Well, we all know you don't have tick tock.
Jamingo
So now I don't give a.
Jamingo
I.
Duchess
Don'T give a.
Duchess
Jamaingo's picking on me.
Jamingo
I don't give a.
Jamingo
Well, that's your answer then, buddy.
Duchess
Okay, all right, all right.
Jamingo
Changing the Subject now.
Duchess
Did you know that in Oakland they are closing a supermarket?
Duchess
Why do you think they're closing a supermarket in Oakland?
Jamingo
I know why.
Duchess
Oh, did you put this story up?
Jamingo
No.
Jamingo
Well, you did, but I.
Duchess
Okay.
Jamingo
Threw it a bit.
Jamingo
Yeah, It's.
Jamingo
It's pretty bad if you got to shut down a supermarket.
Duchess
Got us.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
You have to shut down the whole.
Jamingo
Supermarket, which is tough, especially if that's the only.
Jamingo
If that's the only place where people can get food, if.
Jamingo
I'll call it like a food desert.
Jamingo
Some areas do have.
Jamingo
I mean, I'm very lucky.
Jamingo
I could throw a rock and hit like, five different supermarkets between.
Jamingo
And then Walmart and Target and all.
Jamingo
Like, there's a lot of options here, but some places don't always have those.
Duchess
All right, it's a Safeway supermarket.
Duchess
Now.
Duchess
There's not much there.
Duchess
So people.
Duchess
So the.
Duchess
The people there.
Duchess
The.
Duchess
I guess it would be the.
Duchess
The local government is very upset, and they demand.
Duchess
They demand that this store stay open.
Duchess
Sparky's getting ahead of the story here.
Duchess
He says thefts, question mark.
Jamingo
We're not playing.
Duchess
We're demanding.
Jamingo
We're not requesting.
Duchess
We're demanding.
Jamingo
We're not urging you.
Duchess
We're demanding you.
Jamingo
And we want all the new supervisors to understand this can be a beautiful.
Duchess
Relationship or a sour relationship.
Duchess
If they leave, what the fuck are you going to do?
Duchess
Burn it down?
Jamingo
Well, if this community has had so many issues, the supermarkets had so many issues within this community that they're shutting down, I would think that they have not had a lot of support from officials in this community, because I don't think you just decide to close it.
Jamingo
I think that this has been going on a while, and they've had no assistance or help or support from police or officials.
Jamingo
So they go use.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
They don't have to keep it open.
Duchess
You democrats are robbing us blind.
Duchess
We can't make any money here, you tall people.
Jamingo
Oh, my God.
Jamingo
So the shelves of the store are bad.
Duchess
Look at the shelves in the store.
Duchess
They're empty.
Duchess
They even leave a crumb.
Duchess
The mous, the mouse, the mices, the mises and the rats are starving to death in this fucking place.
Duchess
On the shelf air.
Jamingo
Newly elected film war supervisor Balal Mahmoud.
Duchess
Says pro Balama mood.
Jamingo
Can you.
Jamingo
Can you roll that back?
Jamingo
I need to hear that name one more time.
Duchess
Guilty.
Jamingo
Oh, my God.
Jamingo
Food says produce and meat are now.
Jamingo
Supervisor Balal Mahmoud says produce and meat.
Duchess
Balama mood.
Duchess
Balama mood.
Jamingo
Balud Mama Lala.
Jamingo
Now gone.
Jamingo
But prescription services will continue until the store's closure on February 7th.
Jamingo
Wow.
Duchess
Yeah.
Jamingo
You know why that looks like Covid.
Jamingo
Like, do you remember when the supermarkets were emptying?
Jamingo
Covid?
Jamingo
Because I'd never seen before, ever.
Jamingo
It was completely ridiculous.
Jamingo
Right.
Duchess
Because they're robbing the place blind and you're allowing it up to 950.
Duchess
Why would people pay for shit?
Duchess
This is what happened.
Duchess
This is why Democrats, why you get your asses kicked in 2024.
Duchess
Because when fucking Barack Obama got in.
Duchess
And 2008, 22,008, 2008.
Jamingo
And then the numbers still work.
Duchess
And 2012.
Duchess
And then, you know, and then Trump got in and then we saw what was happening and then you put Biden in and then shit started going downhill again.
Duchess
We're like, we've seen this fucking movie.
Duchess
We want something back.
Duchess
We want to get back to where there's common sense.
Duchess
You can't let people rob the fucking store blind and think they're going to stay there.
Duchess
They are not.
Duchess
And you did this community a fucking disservice by allowing them to get robbed blind.
Duchess
Now they got no fucking place to go get groceries.
Duchess
And it's your fault.
Jamingo
Yeah, it's terrible for the community.
Jamingo
I mean, people need to be able to obviously food shop and feed their families and to.
Jamingo
I don't know where the next closest available supermarket is for folks in that area.
Jamingo
But that's.
Jamingo
That's rough.
Jamingo
I mean, some people, that's their.
Jamingo
That's all you got.
Jamingo
I know it's heartbreaking.
Jamingo
That's really sad.
Duchess
But I'm sorry, go ahead.
Jamingo
I was gonna say, I.
Jamingo
Perhaps if the officials don't stand outside the store and berate the corporation, maybe you try to have a sit down meeting and see how you can keep them here.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
But, but standing outside, we demand.
Jamingo
That's not how it's going to work.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
That's not, that's not it.
Jamingo
That's not how you work out a solution to a clear, clear problem.
Jamingo
And that, that's what's sad is that, that that's how people communicate.
Jamingo
It's this or nothing.
Duchess
Well, you know, the liberals do this.
Jamingo
You will do that.
Duchess
The liberals, I think they're working on the wrong things.
Duchess
I really do.
Duchess
Instead of taking and trying to uplift the black community, to uplift the people that are trying to do right by their community, what they're doing is they're going in and they're bringing back the criminal element.
Duchess
Now, I don't know if you've heard this, but Bill Gates is supposedly bringing George Floyd back.
Duchess
Microsoft has brought George Floyd back to life.
Duchess
50 years of fentanyl research have given.
Jamingo
Us the first AI integrated fully sentient mega bot with 6 million megahertz for Negro second processing speeds, pregnant women detection software, hyper strengthened carbon fiber neck upgrades, counterfeit money printer with direct auto buys.
Duchess
And deployed AI coin on Solana.
Duchess
Perfected 3 point jump shot integration with.
Jamingo
A Neuroflex data hustle chip.
Duchess
Are you fucking crazy?
Jamingo
You're gonna make him too powerful.
Duchess
Galaxy gas plasma burners, gang sign translating software, vent reactor mining cryptocurrency while you sleep.
Duchess
He is the only AI nigga bot capable of driving a Dodge Hellcat while.
Jamingo
Shooting full auto blocks.
Jamingo
This cyborg is not to be with.
Jamingo
Wow.
Jamingo
You know, you see, you see the amazing things that technology can do, right?
Duchess
Yes.
Jamingo
And then there's that.
Jamingo
And then there's that.
Jamingo
That's the best we can do.
Duchess
Like someone hit the Duchess with a snowball.
Jamingo
I'm so disappointed.
Jamingo
It's just fucking awful.
Duchess
Awful.
Duchess
Every once in a while I gotta throw one in for me.
Jamingo
Oh, yeah.
Jamingo
Okay.
Jamingo
For you.
Jamingo
For you.
Jamingo
I don't get anything.
Duchess
Well, let's.
Duchess
Let's find out what the comments say.
Duchess
What happened to the comments?
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Sparky.
Duchess
God damn, it's moving so fast.
Duchess
Sparky Toaster said, AI gotta love it.
Jamingo
I don't like these comments at all.
Duchess
Oh, my God, Jody, I can't even put that up.
Jamingo
Put that up.
Duchess
Sparky said.
Duchess
Did he say.
Duchess
Yes, he did.
Duchess
Sparky.
Duchess
Yes, he did.
Jamingo
He did say the N word, but yeah, he did.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So, yeah.
Duchess
These are jokey jokes, folks.
Duchess
Joking jokes.
Jamingo
I don't like those jokey jokes.
Duchess
I know you don't.
Duchess
That's why I didn't put it up on the real board.
Jamingo
So this is what we're going to talk about.
Jamingo
That's the.
Duchess
This is the.
Jamingo
I'm going to tell Duchess.
Jamingo
I'm doing.
Duchess
This is what we're talking.
Jamingo
This is the real board.
Duchess
And every once in a while there's another note that says, notes for John.
Jamingo
Yeah, it's funny.
Jamingo
You always say, well, I'm add.
Jamingo
I don't have attention.
Jamingo
You have clear attention to the details for that sometimes.
Jamingo
Amazing.
Duchess
Bruce says, n word, please.
Jamingo
No.
Duchess
Jeez.
Duchess
Budweger says, when George died, he suffered an immediate.
Duchess
Oh, my goodness.
Duchess
Jody says, I'm a mono tasker.
Duchess
Yes, I am.
Duchess
All right, Duchess gets.
Duchess
Wait a minute.
Jamingo
I don't.
Duchess
Ha ha.
Duchess
Duchess never gets to see the real agenda.
Duchess
No, she does not.
Jamingo
I don't.
Duchess
Every once in a while I gotta spring Something.
Duchess
Because I love the reactions.
Duchess
Like, Michael, go and pull this.
Duchess
When it.
Duchess
All of a sudden it comes up and you see, like, she violently went back in her chair, like somebody took a swing at her.
Jamingo
I don't like it.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Jamingo
Disavow.
Jamingo
Disavow.
Duchess
Disavow.
Duchess
Speaking of common sense, one of the things that here.
Duchess
Okay, common sense.
Jamingo
Go ahead.
Jamingo
John Jamingo has the stage for common sense.
Jamingo
There you go.
Duchess
Oh, Bob says he's getting chick fil A.
Duchess
Bob's getting chick Filly.
Duchess
Filly.
Duchess
Good.
Duchess
Good on you.
Duchess
Yes.
Duchess
Louise, you can make a John N word bot when I die.
Duchess
I would like that.
Jamingo
Okay.
Duchess
I could finally dunk a basketball.
Duchess
That would be great.
Duchess
I love the way Duchess has seen the comments.
Jamingo
I don't like this.
Jamingo
All right, Bruce says, when is it story time with Duchess?
Jamingo
And then Dean says, are there any more books?
Duchess
No.
Duchess
No books tonight, you filthy perverts.
Duchess
All right, now you know how I feel about bags.
Duchess
In New Jersey, we're not allowed to have bags for groceries.
Duchess
In New Jersey, you can have bags.
Jamingo
They just won't give them to you.
Duchess
Yeah, right.
Duchess
But you gotta call.
Duchess
Where did the paper bags go?
Jamingo
Paper or plastic?
Jamingo
That was your option back in the day.
Duchess
You banned plastic bags.
Jamingo
Where did the paper bags go?
Jamingo
Why is my only option now to.
Duchess
Either purchase a bag or bring back.
Jamingo
Bags that I have already previously purchased.
Duchess
Which, let's just be honest, I'm not gonna do?
Duchess
Don't ask me why.
Duchess
I don't have a good answer.
Duchess
That's besides the point.
Jamingo
Feels like you're taking advantage of the.
Duchess
Situation that you put us in.
Duchess
Living in the state, you're already paying pretty much top dollar to survive property taxes.
Duchess
That's a whole nother complaint department that's way up here.
Duchess
We could do that another time.
Duchess
This is simple.
Jamingo
This is small bags.
Duchess
Where did they go?
Jamingo
Paper bags.
Jamingo
Bring them back.
Duchess
I agree with him.
Jamingo
I get paper bags.
Jamingo
There's bags.
Jamingo
There's stores I've gone in where I've gotten paper bags.
Duchess
Well, you know, I don't go to the grocery store.
Jamingo
Expensive, right?
Duchess
You have to pay.
Duchess
Buy them.
Duchess
Right?
Jamingo
Well, but they're expensive to process.
Duchess
So when I go to.
Duchess
I go to the grocery store when I have groceries delivered.
Duchess
I usually get my groceries from Wawa.
Duchess
And you get this little plastic bag right here.
Duchess
You know, it's got handles, and it's made out of 10 times the amount of plastic that.
Duchess
A little tiny plastic bag.
Duchess
I know.
Jamingo
They're still plastic, right?
Duchess
Still plastic.
Duchess
But, you know, and I've got Hundreds of them.
Duchess
And I'm not lying when I say I got fucking hundreds of them in this.
Duchess
In this house.
Duchess
I got bags of bags.
Jamingo
Get rid of them.
Duchess
I'm going to, because I had enough.
Duchess
But now we've changed, okay?
Duchess
We couldn't have the small plastic bags anymore.
Duchess
So I ordered groceries today.
Duchess
Yeah, have a drink.
Duchess
So I ordered groceries today.
Duchess
This is what the fuck came in.
Duchess
Look at this thing.
Duchess
This is the new Walmart bag.
Duchess
Look at the size of this fucking thing.
Jamingo
Why are your groceries in a shipping plastic.
Duchess
Shipping bag, everyone.
Duchess
I had seven of these bags today.
Duchess
They put like three things in them.
Duchess
All right?
Jamingo
I have never seen that.
Duchess
Look at the side.
Duchess
Look at it.
Jamingo
Yes.
Jamingo
Put the plastic bag over your head, John.
Duchess
What a size.
Jamingo
Hold it tight at your neck.
Jamingo
I heard the skip for you.
Duchess
Is it ridiculous?
Jamingo
Oh my God.
Duchess
They.
Duchess
They were little tiny bags.
Duchess
You went and got them and when.
Jamingo
You came for those.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
I have no idea.
Duchess
So your receipt.
Duchess
You get a little tiny.
Jamingo
I don't look well, I'm just curious.
Jamingo
They charge you for the other ones.
Jamingo
I know, my God.
Duchess
So I see these things.
Duchess
The bags before were little tiny ones.
Duchess
You used to get them and you'd ball them up and you'd put them in a little trash can in your bathroom.
Duchess
And then you would take it and wrap it up, throw it away.
Duchess
It was like a two use bag.
Duchess
This fucking thing will line a trash can.
Duchess
How the fuck that?
Jamingo
We have the kitchen garbage can.
Duchess
Dumbest motherfucking governor I've ever seen in my entire life.
Duchess
He took.
Duchess
I'm gonna tell.
Duchess
We can't have fucking plastic straws.
Duchess
But that fucking thing put a toothpaste, a toothbrush and an apple in that fucking thing and leaves it at my doorstep.
Duchess
Are you fucking kidding me?
Duchess
I can't get rid of this fucking buck tooth beaver motherfucker fast enough.
Duchess
I would love to see him out on the street.
Duchess
I would take.
Duchess
I would love to see him on street.
Duchess
I would break that.
Duchess
I would break that motherfucker up one side.
Duchess
I say you got to be the dude.
Duchess
Dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen in my entire life.
Duchess
How the fuck did you go from a little tiny plastic bag that I get a plastic container.
Duchess
Everything, everything is in plastic in a fucking store.
Duchess
But I can't have a plastic bag.
Duchess
I can't have a plastic straw because some motherfucker found a turtle with a straw in his nose.
Duchess
We got to say the fucking turtles.
Duchess
This is what I'm talking about.
Duchess
This is why we have Donald Trump as the 47th president of the United States because the Democrats are one of them, dumber than the next.
Duchess
Dumb.
Duchess
Not all.
Duchess
Some, but the ones that are dumb are fucking morons.
Duchess
And to sit there and actually.
Duchess
And try to defend that.
Duchess
Defend that.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Turtles out there sniffing crack, gets a straw stuck in his fucking nose, and now I got to drink paper straws out of paper straws.
Jamingo
I don't disagree with you.
Jamingo
I think that I.
Jamingo
I'm.
Jamingo
I'm curious to know if you go back and look in your app, however you order, see if you were charged for those bags, because I'm very curious, because they charge you whatever cents per for those shitty little blue handle bags.
Jamingo
So Jody says, Jamingo wins fatality.
Duchess
Let me see if I can tell.
Jamingo
Me check in real time.
Jamingo
So when I go shopping, I have.
Jamingo
I keep the bags in my car, so I just bring them back in.
Jamingo
But I always find it funny that people food, when they shop, they're like, I left the bags in the car.
Jamingo
I'm like, well, you can just stand outside and load them in the bags in the car.
Jamingo
So.
Jamingo
But yeah, it's fucking frustrating, though.
Jamingo
It is super annoying.
Duchess
Oh, and here's the other thing.
Duchess
I live really close to a road, busy road, and I have problems.
Duchess
When they put things on the front step, people can stop, jump out of the car three steps, they can grab it.
Duchess
I have a sign on the front of my door, do not deliver groceries to the front of this.
Duchess
Please deliver to the back door.
Duchess
This asshole took, like, 15 fucking bags and put them on my front step.
Duchess
So now I got to try to go get them.
Duchess
All right, so let me see if I can.
Jamingo
Can you.
Jamingo
How do they do that?
Jamingo
Like, can't you.
Jamingo
You should, like, get the caution tape and just X off the area and go to the bank.
Duchess
How about we find somebody that can speak English and follow?
Jamingo
They don't fucking care.
Jamingo
They dumped it and they run.
Jamingo
If you at least give them caution tape, at least maybe that might stop.
Jamingo
So Josh says grocery stores around here used to be able to use the boxes that the supplies came in, but they made more money recycling the cardboard, so they went back to plastic.
Duchess
Yeah, for some reason, I can't.
Duchess
I can't seem to get it.
Duchess
Let's see if they'll do it.
Duchess
Hold on.
Duchess
Wait a minute.
Duchess
Wait, wait.
Duchess
Here we go.
Duchess
All right, so you should have taken.
Jamingo
Pictures of how they showed up.
Duchess
I have a picture, but I want to show the front of my house because Internet, it just says a subtotal and savings.
Duchess
It doesn't really tell me I get free delivery from the store, right?
Duchess
I gave this motherfucker a 12 hour.
Jamingo
Tip that I wouldn't give him.
Jamingo
Well, he.
Jamingo
Did he pack it and deliver it or is he just.
Duchess
He delivered it.
Duchess
He delivered it.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
It doesn't really tell me.
Duchess
Doesn't really tell me anything in here.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
Extra tip.
Duchess
I wish I could take some of it back.
Jamingo
Well, it's not his fault.
Jamingo
That's how they tell him to do it.
Duchess
No, I have it.
Duchess
I have it on the app.
Duchess
Delivered to the back door, don't deliver.
Jamingo
It to the front.
Duchess
And a sign on the front door that says, please don't put anything here.
Duchess
And they can't figure that the fuck out.
Jamingo
Louise says, if I saw that sign on your door, I'd put it under your deck.
Duchess
All right, in the back.
Duchess
That's fine.
Jamingo
I'll go under the, drag it out of the bag.
Duchess
But I don't listen.
Duchess
This is how it started.
Duchess
One time I had something delivered from Amazon and I'm waiting for it, I'm waiting for it.
Duchess
So it shows up at Amazon, it's delivered.
Duchess
You get a little text, it's delivered.
Duchess
I go, oh, cool.
Duchess
So I go up, I open up the front door just to see a guy jumping into his car by fucking box.
Duchess
If I had a fucking gun, I'd have shot him right in a fucking pumpkin.
Duchess
They follow the fucking UPS trucks.
Jamingo
They do.
Jamingo
They follow.
Duchess
Follow to get the shit.
Duchess
It's insane.
Duchess
My back door is very easy to find.
Duchess
I'll have you know.
Duchess
Sparky toast.
Jamingo
Yeah, Mike, There's a drop.
Jamingo
117.
Jamingo
All right.
Jamingo
Jody goes, that's a job.
Duchess
That's a drop.
Duchess
All right, so thank you.
Duchess
There's a guy, he's one of the Alphabet community and he's a member of the.
Duchess
He's been elected as a committee person in some city or something and can't go to work anymore because he's been misgendered.
Duchess
This has to stop.
Duchess
This guy's looking for a payday.
Duchess
Here's the story, okay?
Jamingo
That city councilor filing a complaint with Worcester's office of Diversity.
Duchess
Worcester, Massachusetts.
Jamingo
Of course.
Duchess
Right, here we go.
Jamingo
Equity and inclusion.
Jamingo
And they're taking a month long break.
Jamingo
They say it's for emotional and mental.
Duchess
They say you think it's more than one, but it's not.
Duchess
It's a they they.
Jamingo
Him.
Duchess
It's a they.
Duchess
Them.
Duchess
All right, so.
Duchess
And he filed a complaint with the dei.
Jamingo
Oh my God.
Duchess
Good.
Duchess
Get it out now, because that shit's going the fuck away.
Jamingo
It is going to go away.
Duchess
It's going away.
Duchess
So enjoy your DEI vacation till safety.
Jamingo
Worcester city councilor at large Tu Nguyen taking a month long mental health break, accusing the mayor and council of a toxic culture.
Jamingo
Nguyen uses the pronouns they, them, and says it's not safe to show up to meetings in person.
Duchess
Sorry.
Jamingo
I really, really wished I felt safe enough to show up on the council floor.
Jamingo
Oh, my God.
Jamingo
Last night, when talking about.
Duchess
See, that's why I said, stop that.
Duchess
I'll be honest with you.
Duchess
I.
Jamingo
Listen, it's so easy to phone in shit like that.
Jamingo
Just be like, I feel sad.
Jamingo
Well, you see, they're mean to me.
Jamingo
So I need a month off with.
Duchess
Yeah, I need a month.
Duchess
I, I'll be honest with you.
Duchess
So sitting there with this terrorist pass.
Jamingo
Give up your.
Jamingo
Yeah, first of all, stop.
Jamingo
Well, I don't know what the.
Jamingo
There was plaid with stripes.
Duchess
Yeah, it's the Pakistani.
Duchess
It's the Pakistani.
Jamingo
Is that what they were?
Jamingo
I can't.
Jamingo
There's so many patterns.
Jamingo
I can't even person.
Jamingo
I really, really wished I felt safe enough to show up on the council floor, but I don't.
Jamingo
Last night, when talking about remote participation, Nguyen accused the mayor and another counselor, Kathleen Toomey, of using the wrong pronouns.
Jamingo
Nguyen also says counselor Candy Marrow Carlson repeatedly called them it.
Jamingo
All right, well, that's shitty.
Jamingo
But that, that was, that's very specific.
Jamingo
Is it taking the month off?
Jamingo
Well, I, you don't call any human it.
Jamingo
They're not an it.
Jamingo
They're a person.
Duchess
Like, I can be honest with you.
Jamingo
Excuse their fucking name.
Duchess
Looking at that, looking at they, them right here, I can't tell if it's a he or she.
Duchess
It's got a he's voice, but very feminine face.
Jamingo
Transphobia with being misgendered.
Duchess
I'll be honest with you.
Duchess
I don't think that anybody has a problem finding this guy's back door either.
Jamingo
And recently learned that I have been dehumanized to a point where I'm being referred to as it by my colleagues on this council.
Jamingo
All right, well, so, all right, so it's shitty to call somebody it.
Jamingo
I, I, I agree with that.
Jamingo
I mean, dehumanized some old Karen who's, who's being a.
Jamingo
Yeah, but like, to be like, I, they're mean to me.
Jamingo
And like.
Jamingo
No, stop that.
Jamingo
Act like a adult.
Jamingo
Like, be a grown up that you're on the fucking council, for fuck's sake.
Jamingo
Act that.
Jamingo
Act at that level and then take it up.
Jamingo
There's ways to go and process shit.
Duchess
I don't when they called me.
Jamingo
Well, I don't like that.
Jamingo
I don't.
Jamingo
I personally don't care for that and I would be mad about that.
Duchess
Well, don't act like an it.
Duchess
Stop acting like an it.
Duchess
You won't get called in it.
Duchess
For fuck's sake.
Jamingo
Says early on when the counselor was elected, I did make an honest error in addressing the counselor and may have done so a few times for which I apologize.
Jamingo
There has never been any intentional or consistent misgendering.
Jamingo
I have been mindful to address the counselor respectfully in the manner in which they identify over the past three years.
Duchess
It's been three years and now he needs it them needs a fucking month off.
Duchess
What did but say I missed it.
Duchess
I was paying attention.
Duchess
Oh, Asian Pat.
Jamingo
Yeah, Asian Pat.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
If anybody's a they them, this Asian Pat's are they them.
Duchess
To be honest with you, I have spoken with city staff who've confirmed that Councilor Nguyen was referred to as an it by a counselor.
Jamingo
Counselor Christian King, troubled by what he's heard.
Duchess
I condemn Troubled.
Duchess
Troubled.
Duchess
I said.
Duchess
Oh, it's.
Jamingo
Well, first it's.
Jamingo
It's disrespect to refer to one of someone on your council as it is disrespectful whether you disagree with the.
Jamingo
Whatever they said or not.
Jamingo
When you take it to that level.
Jamingo
Now whoever called them it, whoever that person is called them it, that changes the whole discussion.
Duchess
They them is getting a lawyer right now so they them can sue the fucking city.
Jamingo
Yeah, absolutely.
Duchess
That's what this is all about.
Duchess
This is exactly what this is all about.
Duchess
Somebody needs to shake they them, tell them to get the fuck back to work them and disavow any sort of political hostility based on someone's being now.
Jamingo
Councelor Merrill Carlson telling us.
Jamingo
While I do not recall making the statements in question, I acknowledge that it was a challenging and emotional week where difficult conversations took place.
Jamingo
These claims however, misrepresent my character, my record and the values I have consistently upheld.
Jamingo
We did reach out to the mayor and we also reached out to Councilor Nguyen, but did not hear back from either.
Jamingo
The city managers office confirms an investigation is underway.
Duchess
More waste of taxpayers money of this.
Jamingo
Well, welcome to city government.
Duchess
They them.
Jamingo
Well, I, I would.
Jamingo
I would not.
Jamingo
I would have a hard time with the they them like just as a matter of.
Jamingo
This is not how I'm used to speaking to people.
Jamingo
No one is but I would if.
Jamingo
If you couldn't remember.
Jamingo
Use their name, please.
Jamingo
Is it hard for that bullshit?
Duchess
No, I'm not doing it.
Jamingo
Counselor.
Jamingo
You say counselor, whatever.
Jamingo
I'm sorry.
Jamingo
And I don't know what the name was that Counselor.
Jamingo
You can't be like that.
Jamingo
That.
Duchess
It.
Jamingo
Like that's shitty.
Duchess
It'd be he.
Duchess
It would be he he.
Duchess
This.
Duchess
I'm not a he.
Duchess
I'm a they them.
Duchess
Whatever.
Duchess
You're a he.
Jamingo
Well, he didn't say he or she.
Jamingo
They said it because it's ridiculous.
Jamingo
Someone's talking to you and they.
Jamingo
They're like, they them is.
Duchess
Is okay.
Duchess
It is not okay.
Duchess
It is offensive.
Duchess
They them.
Duchess
That's fine.
Jamingo
Apparently it is.
Jamingo
And good job, because then the city council is being a dick.
Duchess
Well, yeah, I'm sorry.
Jamingo
That's what happens.
Jamingo
I'm done with what fucking happens.
Duchess
I'm done with this bullshit.
Duchess
I'm done with this bullshit.
Duchess
You know what?
Duchess
If you're gay, be gay.
Duchess
If you're straight, be straight.
Duchess
Whatever.
Duchess
All right?
Duchess
But I'm not doing the they them.
Duchess
The they them for me is over.
Jamingo
And so how would you address somebody?
Duchess
Him.
Jamingo
Would you just.
Duchess
I would say he sounds like a him him.
Jamingo
Why don't you just call him by their name?
Duchess
Because I can't always remember.
Duchess
I can't remember my name.
Duchess
How am I supposed to remember his name?
Duchess
You know, he over there said.
Jamingo
But he didn't say he.
Duchess
I guess that part of it I'm not.
Jamingo
Is a very specific choice.
Duchess
It is what you say.
Duchess
It is what you say to somebody when you're pissed off at them.
Duchess
That's what happens.
Jamingo
And good job.
Jamingo
Now we have this bullshit.
Jamingo
So I'd be curious to get a little more information.
Duchess
I think they them needs to go be unelected, whatever they call that.
Jamingo
Yeah, sure.
Jamingo
The other.
Jamingo
I'm sure the other council people didn't have a little fun with it either, so sure.
Jamingo
This is probably.
Jamingo
Well, I'd be curious because they said this has been going on for a while, so I'm curious to find out more.
Jamingo
So perhaps we will follow this story and see what happens.
Duchess
Good luck.
Jamingo
Well, you brought it up.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
Because I can't stand buddy.
Duchess
All right?
Jamingo
I don't like it.
Duchess
I'm just not putting up with it.
Duchess
That's all Right.
Duchess
So we had some really, really talk about Donald Trump's trying to get his cabinet picks through the Senate.
Duchess
So first they put out Pete Hegseth and.
Jamingo
Oh, my God, that was insanity.
Duchess
So that yesterday, first one we got up here is crazy Maisie Hiroshima chick.
Duchess
From Hawaii.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Jamingo
She needs to stop.
Duchess
Again, this.
Duchess
These are the questions.
Jamingo
No.
Duchess
Multiple false anonymous reports peddled by NBC News.
Duchess
I was screaming and spitting at my.
Jamingo
Republicans do it, too.
Jamingo
They all do it.
Duchess
Then it should stop.
Duchess
I don't give a shit.
Duchess
It should stop.
Duchess
When someone's told you ask a question, you sit there quietly, shut the fuck up, shut your yap, and let them answer the question, and then address their answer.
Jamingo
But they're not assessing the question the way.
Duchess
Like what Dutchess did.
Duchess
But then what you do is you give them the chance to actually answer the question that you asked.
Duchess
Don't sit there, because what happens is they ask a question, and then they.
Duchess
As soon as the person starts to answer, they talk over them because they don't want to hear the answer.
Duchess
They just.
Duchess
It's just a.
Duchess
Whatever.
Duchess
Get on that mic, you.
Duchess
Tons of men and women at Fox News who I work with.
Jamingo
I'm not hearing my question.
Duchess
And said in your opening statement, Mr.
Duchess
Hickson just infuriates me.
Duchess
She was bad.
Duchess
Get on the microphone, for Christ's sake.
Duchess
You just interrupted me.
Jamingo
Am I allowed to speak now?
Jamingo
I don't want to interrupt.
Duchess
It's not hard.
Duchess
Just don't do it when I'm talking, that's all.
Duchess
Okay, stop.
Duchess
Stop talking when I'm talking.
Duchess
Turning over a new leaf.
Jamingo
Sure.
Duchess
And I'll try to do the same thing for you.
Duchess
I'll try to respect you by not doing the same thing.
Duchess
It's just saying.
Duchess
Then.
Duchess
Gillibrand.
Duchess
This one.
Duchess
This one cracks me up.
Duchess
She's.
Duchess
Okay, let me just play this first, and then we'll Discuss in the DoD.
Jamingo
Everything you've said in these public statements is politics.
Jamingo
I don't want women.
Jamingo
I don't want moms.
Jamingo
What's wrong with a mom, by the way?
Jamingo
Once you have babies, you, therefore are no longer able to be lethal.
Jamingo
I mean, you're basically saying women after.
Duchess
Anybody that's been married knows that a woman can very well be lethal after she's had babies, they have children, can't.
Jamingo
Ever serve in the military in a combat role.
Jamingo
It's.
Jamingo
It's a.
Jamingo
It's a silly thing to say.
Jamingo
It's a silly thing to say.
Jamingo
Beneath the position that you are aspiring to, to denigrate LGBTQ service members is a mistake.
Jamingo
If you are a sharpshooter, you're as lethal, regardless of what your gender identity is, regardless of who you love.
Jamingo
So please know this to be a true statement.
Jamingo
So you say.
Jamingo
You say it was a political thing.
Jamingo
You say it undermined US social engineering.
Jamingo
I don't know why having someone having to publicly say or not publicly say who they love is social engineering.
Duchess
I think it's mean.
Duchess
She says so.
Duchess
All right, I'm done teasing you.
Duchess
I'm done teasing you.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
You're all fucking all twerked up over there.
Duchess
I think I stepped over the line.
Duchess
I think I stepped over a line.
Duchess
I apologize.
Duchess
You know, anyhow, so your thoughts on women in combat?
Jamingo
I think if women can match the physical requirement, the actual physical requirement, they should be allowed.
Jamingo
But if they cannot carry the equipment, they cannot do the job that needs to be done.
Jamingo
They probably shouldn't be in that position.
Jamingo
And I'm all for women being in.
Jamingo
Don't.
Jamingo
Don't take that out of context.
Jamingo
I'm all for women working wherever they can in the military if they are physically fit and can do sharpshooting.
Jamingo
If they can go into combat, I'm 100 with that.
Jamingo
But if they physically cannot, they.
Jamingo
They.
Jamingo
You can't.
Jamingo
The equipment weighs what the equipment weighs.
Jamingo
You can't dummy down like make their pack lighter.
Jamingo
They still need to eat, carry whatever the they got to carry.
Jamingo
You need that.
Jamingo
You have to carry your weapons.
Jamingo
You have to carry all your supplies.
Jamingo
If you can't carry them, who the is doing it?
Jamingo
What do you give the guy extra to carry?
Jamingo
Because you can't.
Jamingo
That's not right.
Jamingo
Everybody has to carry their own.
Jamingo
I have friends who are in the Marine.
Jamingo
I have a girl I went to high school with who was an ex Marine.
Jamingo
Well, I guess a former marine in her ex.
Jamingo
But.
Jamingo
And she was over in the Gulf War and she carried all her.
Jamingo
Because that's what you had to do.
Duchess
Jody to do it.
Jamingo
You're out.
Duchess
Jody has a woman that he follows on.
Duchess
Well, it was Reddit, but I read it got taken down.
Duchess
She's very large, tall, with the butt.
Duchess
Yes, the butt.
Jamingo
Boobs, Jiggly butt.
Duchess
Yes.
Duchess
She was in combat.
Duchess
She got injured in combat and she was carrying all that stuff.
Duchess
Now, I personally was against women being in combat.
Duchess
I think they can serve in, you know, not in a forward position.
Duchess
I think they could serve in the.
Duchess
In the rears, you know, doing support and stuff like that.
Duchess
For the simple reason is I just don't think that it's a fair fight when you have a man against a woman.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
That was my thought.
Jamingo
Shooting.
Jamingo
If they're shooting, go ahead.
Jamingo
Sorry.
Duchess
It was my thought until I saw this video.
Duchess
And once I saw this video, it changed my mind.
Jamingo
Ladies 18 to 26, hope you're ready to get drafted.
Jamingo
Listen, I don't claim to know how the world works, but I do know you're barking up the wrong tree.
Jamingo
Why are you going after them little girls when there is an entire generation of angry and ready to go menopausal women?
Jamingo
We're ready.
Jamingo
You don't even need to draft us.
Jamingo
Just let us know where we need to be and when.
Jamingo
We all got minivans, we can carpool.
Jamingo
None of us have slept in years.
Jamingo
So I'm ready to take the night shift.
Jamingo
I'm burning up hot all night anyway.
Jamingo
I'm up going pee.
Jamingo
Give me a gun and put me out for post.
Jamingo
I drink my coffee black as death, so I will not be trying to hunt some starbies to get a pumpkin spice latte somewhere out in the desert.
Jamingo
I've raised my kids.
Jamingo
I'm mad at my husband most days.
Jamingo
Let's go.
Jamingo
I got nothing to lose.
Jamingo
I have so much PTO at work right now, they're trying to buy it back from me and pay me to take more time off.
Jamingo
I'm good.
Jamingo
I'm good for like a while.
Jamingo
You can send me these little girls don't need to go.
Jamingo
They got a lot going on.
Jamingo
They have counseling appointments, they're in school.
Jamingo
They got their little boyfriend and stuff like that.
Jamingo
We got nothing going on.
Duchess
Jen.
Jamingo
Ex women who raise themselves, we are out here ready to go.
Jamingo
What are you doing?
Jamingo
My husband has has sleep apnea.
Jamingo
You think I'm not ready to see some action on the battlefield?
Jamingo
I've had two C sections and a hysterectomy.
Jamingo
I don't even need to take, like, period equipment.
Jamingo
No tampons, no pads.
Jamingo
I'm good.
Jamingo
Put me out there.
Jamingo
I had a cell phone that I had to tap 422 times.
Jamingo
Just the right the words thank you.
Jamingo
You think I can't figure out how to work a gun?
Jamingo
I will.
Jamingo
You know how they tell young women when they're out and about and they're.
Duchess
In danger to find a mom.
Jamingo
Find a mom and they'll help you.
Jamingo
Let's go.
Duchess
I'm here.
Jamingo
I'm the mom.
Jamingo
You found me.
Jamingo
Let's go.
Jamingo
Put me in.
Jamingo
I'm here.
Jamingo
I volunteer as tribute.
Jamingo
Let's go.
Jamingo
Okay, first of all, the gum smacking.
Jamingo
I'm not arguing with her, but the whole gum slapping thing is.
Jamingo
The video was super annoying to watch because of the I.
Duchess
Listen.
Duchess
I tried to find the video without the other lady over laughing.
Jamingo
I believe you.
Duchess
You can't find it.
Duchess
You can't download it.
Duchess
So I had to take the lady.
Duchess
It's an audio podcast that we're doing here.
Jamingo
It's fine.
Jamingo
No, and it's fine.
Jamingo
The people listening will it, you know, will hear it, and it's fine.
Jamingo
But if you hear gum smackings, because that chick could not stop.
Duchess
She was cracking her gum.
Duchess
She was cracking her comb through the whole thing.
Duchess
But it did crack me up, because I know me a few menopausal ladies, and they mean, they very, very, very mean.
Duchess
Adam says, very bovine chewer.
Duchess
Yeah, she was chewing a cut over there.
Duchess
But, yeah, I don't know as far as what they did to Pete Hegseth.
Duchess
I thought he did well.
Duchess
I thought he handled.
Duchess
Now, you notice that why these ladies were yelling at him.
Duchess
He sat there very respectfully.
Duchess
Let them talk.
Jamingo
Just get it out.
Duchess
Right?
Jamingo
Let him get it out.
Duchess
They ask a question, and then he would start to talk and he'd say, well, Senator, this.
Duchess
And then it would immediately start in on him.
Duchess
He didn't even get a fucking sentence out.
Duchess
And I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Duchess
Let the man talk.
Duchess
It was horrible.
Duchess
And then yesterday they had Pam.
Duchess
What's her name?
Jamingo
Bondi.
Duchess
Bondi.
Duchess
Pam Bondi.
Duchess
I'm a fan.
Duchess
I've never seen her talk before.
Duchess
She was on the Hill and those guys were trying to give her shit.
Jamingo
And she broke any nonsense.
Duchess
Yeah, she was taking.
Duchess
She had no fuck.
Duchess
She took no shit.
Duchess
Of course, crazy Maisie has to ask her signature questions to Pam Bondi.
Duchess
I love this lady.
Duchess
She's an idiot.
Jamingo
She's an idiot.
Jamingo
Part of my responsibility to ensure the fitness of all nominees.
Jamingo
I asked the following two initial questions.
Jamingo
First, since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?
Jamingo
No, Senator.
Jamingo
Have you ever faced discipline or entered into a settlement relating to this kind of conduct?
Jamingo
No, Senator.
Jamingo
Ms.
Jamingo
Bondi, I am focused on two things in my evaluation of President Trump's, President Elect Trump's nominees.
Jamingo
The first is whether the nominee is qualified and experienced enough to do the job.
Jamingo
The second is a fitness to serve, which includes putting loyalty to the Constitution over loyalty to the president.
Jamingo
Unfortunately, in my view, many of President Trump's President Elect Trump's nominees are lacking in at least one of these two requirements.
Jamingo
Ms.
Jamingo
Von D, your experience as a prosecutor is the kind of thing we would expect to see see in a nominee for Attorney General.
Jamingo
But I do have questions and concerns about potential conflicts of interest about whether you will keep DOJ's law enforcement responsibilities independent of the President's political whims and about whether you will let facts and evidence guide your decision.
Jamingo
So let's start with the importance of facts.
Jamingo
Which you say is important.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
Which you say facts are important.
Duchess
Yeah.
Jamingo
Aren't they, though?
Duchess
What about Merrick Garland?
Duchess
Do you have any problem with what he did for the past four years?
Duchess
You seem to be fine with that.
Duchess
No problem with that Shit.
Jamingo
There you go.
Jamingo
Jason says she sucks at reading somebody else's speech.
Duchess
Yes, she literally did.
Jamingo
So they just handed her that.
Duchess
Of course.
Jamingo
Did you also notice all the empty chairs around her?
Jamingo
Where were all the.
Duchess
Yeah, I don't think she had a whole lot of people with her.
Duchess
Yeah, but I love it when she owns like.
Duchess
Like she's taking no from men and she's taking no from women.
Jamingo
Your job will be right back.
Jamingo
I'm speaking.
Duchess
All right, so this.
Duchess
Oh, right.
Jamingo
He pointed at her.
Jamingo
That's not acceptable.
Duchess
Huh?
Duchess
And this is the senator, the other senator from California.
Duchess
This isn't Shifty Shift.
Duchess
This is the other senator.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Mexican.
Jamingo
Padilla.
Duchess
Yeah, Padilla.
Duchess
Padilla.
Duchess
Your job will be.
Duchess
I'm speaking.
Duchess
Your job will be to protect voters and election workers, not to undermine and dox them.
Duchess
Now, I know that earlier you agree that Joe Biden is in fact, president, but many of the president elect's inner circle continue to spread the big lie about the 2020 election.
Duchess
What is the big lie?
Duchess
You didn't look at shit.
Jamingo
Now, Stacey Abrams still hasn't fucking said she lost.
Jamingo
And Hillary Clinton was screaming about a rigged election.
Jamingo
And we're still talking about this, right?
Duchess
Okay, so Pam Bundy, Bondi.
Duchess
I can't wanna call her Peg Bundy.
Duchess
But Pam Bundy, she worked the 2020 election and she worked in Pennsylvania and she saw what a shit show was over there.
Duchess
And as soon as she started talking about it, they all started screaming over like a bunch of bandies banshees.
Duchess
Bandies Bandy banshees.
Duchess
Hello.
Duchess
So here we go then.
Duchess
We've got to a different topic.
Duchess
May I speak?
Duchess
You kind of ask you the next question.
Duchess
You can speak and I hope you answer Ms.
Duchess
Biden.
Duchess
There's the finger again.
Jamingo
Points his finger at her.
Jamingo
That's demeaning.
Duchess
Women don't like that at all.
Jamingo
No, we don't.
Jamingo
No, we don't.
Duchess
When we met yesterday, Senator, when we.
Jamingo
Met yesterday, you pointed your finger at me.
Duchess
You did not seem to be familiar.
Duchess
Let me answer my question.
Duchess
I'm not going to be bullied.
Duchess
The 14th Amendment of the United States of America, which was deeply disappointing.
Duchess
I guess you want to hear my answer about that today after I gave an opportunity to.
Duchess
So she says, I guess you don't want to hear my answer about Pennsylvania.
Duchess
He does not.
Jamingo
Does not at all.
Duchess
Because one thing that is fucking kryptonite the Democrats is fucking facts.
Duchess
Google says I'll chew his finger off.
Jamingo
God damn right, girl.
Jamingo
Goddamn right.
Jamingo
I would snap that finger if anybody pointed.
Jamingo
No, no, no, no.
Duchess
God damn it.
Jamingo
It's so disrespectful.
Duchess
Very disrespectful.
Duchess
Study overnight.
Duchess
So can you tell me and this committee what the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment says?
Jamingo
Senator, I'm here to answer your questions.
Duchess
I'm not here to do your homework.
Jamingo
And study for you.
Duchess
If I'm confirmed.
Duchess
You're the one asking for a confirmation.
Duchess
You cut me off.
Duchess
Can I please finish?
Duchess
What does the 14th Amendment say, Senator?
Duchess
Senator.
Duchess
The 14th Amendment, we all know, addresses birthright citizenship.
Jamingo
I've been a state prosecutor, I've been a state ag.
Jamingo
I look forward to even given your remarks today working with you and the.
Duchess
People of California if I am confirmed.
Jamingo
As the 87th Attorney General of the.
Duchess
United States of America.
Jamingo
I didn't take your homework assignment.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
Jamingo
I was preparing for today.
Jamingo
What a dick.
Jamingo
You told me like.
Jamingo
Like he had to ask her what the 14th amendment.
Duchess
Like she didn't know he gave her homework assignment.
Jamingo
Yeah, she's good.
Jamingo
She told.
Jamingo
It's basically a nice way to tell him go himself.
Jamingo
I don't do your homework.
Jamingo
I love it.
Jamingo
Yeah, I watched that.
Jamingo
I was like, yeah.
Duchess
So then she's talking to shift.
Duchess
Same bullshit.
Duchess
Will it be your advice to the President?
Duchess
No, Mr.
Duchess
President.
Duchess
I need to go over them on a case by case basis.
Duchess
Do not issue blanket pardons.
Duchess
Will that be your advice to the President?
Duchess
Senator, I have not looked at any of those files.
Duchess
If confirmed, I will look at the files.
Duchess
And will you be able to do.
Duchess
You'll be able to review.
Duchess
You know this is what you want to say to shift.
Jamingo
You stupid fucking blabber mouth cunt.
Duchess
Shut up.
Duchess
Hundreds of cases on day one.
Jamingo
I will look at every file.
Jamingo
I am.
Duchess
Of course you won't.
Duchess
So will you advise.
Duchess
Shut the fuck up.
Duchess
Let her talk.
Duchess
Can I answer the question?
Jamingo
Well, my question is I would have plenty of staff.
Jamingo
You said of course you want.
Duchess
You'll be able to review.
Duchess
I'm not going to mislead this body, nor you.
Jamingo
All right.
Duchess
Let me ask another question.
Duchess
You don't want to answer that.
Duchess
Let me Ask another question.
Duchess
You were censured by Congress, Senator, for.
Jamingo
Comments just like this.
Duchess
Also, you were censured by Congress for such.
Duchess
For statements just like this.
Jamingo
I know.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
She.
Duchess
And again, she does not around.
Duchess
And I love that about her.
Duchess
She's a.
Jamingo
She was great.
Jamingo
I.
Jamingo
I very much enjoyed watching her.
Duchess
And I know.
Jamingo
Well.
Jamingo
And to our views, thank you.
Duchess
Joe Biden had his last press conference from the Overwatch.
Jamingo
Thank God.
Jamingo
Thank God we're done.
Duchess
I have snippets of it here.
Duchess
I think we should all enjoy his last press conference.
Duchess
Hello, Americans.
Duchess
It's your boy Dank Brandon coming to you for the last time.
Duchess
I'd like to take a moment to say a few words.
Duchess
Gubernatorial sassafras.
Duchess
Vagabond.
Duchess
Gobbledygook.
Duchess
Gingivitis.
Duchess
Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to thank my aides.
Duchess
And no, I don't mean the kind I got from giving Magic Johnson that Medal of Freedom.
Duchess
Doc says I have nothing to worry about because I'm dying.
Duchess
Anyways, what was it talking?
Duchess
Oh, yeah.
Duchess
Aids.
Duchess
The staff here at the White House are the real heroes.
Duchess
I had work about 45 grueling days in the last four years, and the AIDS ran the country the rest of the time.
Duchess
Oh, and to Gavin Newscum, you burned Hunter's finger paintings and you now owe the big guy 5 million.
Duchess
Make the check out the cash.
Duchess
All right, now I'm done with this.
Duchess
Dank Brandon out.
Jamingo
Nice.
Jamingo
Adios.
Duchess
Adios.
Duchess
Thank Brandon.
Jamingo
We'll see how everything works out.
Jamingo
So.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Well, you know, it is what it is.
Jamingo
Certainly not going to have at this point.
Jamingo
I don't know.
Jamingo
I hope it gets better.
Jamingo
I just hope it does.
Duchess
Believe it or not, Duchess, believe it or not, we actually have voicemails.
Jamingo
Wow.
Duchess
I've whined and cried, whined and cried.
Duchess
And finally somebody sent some voicemails in.
Duchess
First up, we have Dean.
Jamingo
Hi, guys.
Duchess
I really enjoyed the show last week.
Duchess
Just to let you know, I went to the store and got a mega pack of tissue.
Duchess
So keep up the good reading from.
Jamingo
The Duchess later in regards to the story time.
Duchess
Yeah, they really, really enjoyed this.
Duchess
They're lovely.
Duchess
Here's another one.
Duchess
Hey, Boomer Bunkers.
Jamingo
Just thought I'd give you a yell.
Duchess
John's always whining, why doesn't anybody ever call me?
Duchess
So I got a riddle for you.
Duchess
Why do you never see two skeletons fighting?
Duchess
Because they don't have the guts.
Jamingo
No laugh.
Duchess
You know damn well it's funny.
Duchess
It was a yuck Fest right there.
Duchess
Here's a.
Duchess
Here's a brief one, but here we go.
Jamingo
All right.
Jamingo
Hey, Duchess.
Jamingo
Hey, John.
Duchess
Deuce.
Duchess
It's Deuce.
Duchess
Hey.
Duchess
Hey, Deuce.
Duchess
What's up?
Duchess
Now, last week or Monday's show, somebody said something about Deuce, and I didn't understand what it meant.
Duchess
It was a Nepo baby.
Jamingo
Yes.
Duchess
And then.
Duchess
So Deuce had sent a message that he's not a depo baby because he says he's not a podcaster.
Duchess
He is someone that podcasts.
Duchess
I would like to respectfully disagree.
Duchess
In my humble opinion, deuce has over 100 podcasts.
Duchess
With the Brand X podcast, he is as much of an integral part of that.
Duchess
If there's no Deuce, there's no Brand X.
Duchess
So whoever said that, I can't remember who said it.
Duchess
You can go fuck yourself.
Duchess
Deuce is a integral part of the Brand X podcast.
Duchess
He's also a podcaster because he knows how to podcast.
Duchess
I give him special privilege because he's family.
Duchess
He's close to.
Duchess
Yeah, he's kind of closest, like family.
Duchess
He is.
Duchess
I was you.
Duchess
It's not a net boat, baby.
Duchess
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Duchess
How dare you?
Duchess
How dare you.
Jamingo
Yeah, okay.
Duchess
So anyhow, that was it.
Duchess
And I'm not crying.
Jamingo
I got a little bit of an.
Duchess
Exception, but I'm not crying anymore about the voicemail.
Duchess
Like I said, we say a lot of stupid shit.
Duchess
I'm sorry, I shouldn't.
Duchess
Let me rephrase it.
Duchess
I say a lot of stupid shit on this podcast.
Duchess
So does Duchess.
Duchess
But I'm not saying anything because I've really beat Duchess up today.
Duchess
There's.
Duchess
I say a lot of stupid shit on this podcast, and, you know, you can call me out on it.
Duchess
It.
Duchess
We have a phone number.
Duchess
It's in the show notes.
Duchess
You can call, leave a message, or just text if you don't want to leave a message, whatever.
Duchess
Leave a text.
Duchess
We'll check it.
Duchess
We'll read it.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
You want to give me shit, give me shit.
Duchess
I'm here for it.
Duchess
I'm going to.
Duchess
You know, again, my mind can be changed in 15 minutes, right?
Duchess
That's right.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
Shiny.
Jamingo
Distract.
Jamingo
Oh, that looks good over there.
Duchess
Sure.
Jamingo
Maybe I'll go to that side.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
What have we done?
Duchess
Well, we've talked about the hearings.
Duchess
We talked about Bill Gates bringing back George Floyd.
Duchess
We talked about acceptable.
Jamingo
We talked about, like, that solution.
Jamingo
Nope.
Duchess
Oakland, where they're upset because they're shutting down supermarkets because people shoplifting all the time.
Duchess
We talked about the tick tock ban and how.
Duchess
170 million.
Duchess
170 million.
Jamingo
There we go.
Duchess
People are pissed off and they're going after Facebook and I'm really interested to see if they could do.
Duchess
Because remember what they did to Bud Light.
Duchess
I'd love to see what happens if they do that to Facebook.
Duchess
What are the olds going to do if there's no fucking Facebook?
Duchess
I don't know.
Jamingo
God.
Duchess
But we'd have to find out.
Jamingo
They might actually have to go out of their HOA and complain.
Jamingo
Yard sales and all kinds of terrible things like to a person instead of just.
Jamingo
Wah.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
Complaining.
Duchess
That's right.
Duchess
Rest in peace.
Duchess
Bob Euchre, one of the funny guys and David Lynch.
Jamingo
But you know, hey.
Duchess
Oh yeah.
Duchess
Yes.
Jamingo
That other guy.
Duchess
That other guy.
Jamingo
One you never heard of.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
And also next week, check out shitty song of the week.
Duchess
The Duchess and I are there.
Duchess
Had a great.
Jamingo
We'll share the link for sure.
Duchess
And I'm just gonna say this, not gonna spoil anything, but I'm gonna say both songs have a sexual tone to them.
Duchess
And I think they.
Duchess
I think that like a good wine with a good meal.
Duchess
I think they pair perfectly.
Jamingo
They kind of do actually.
Jamingo
So Jody says two weeks, it'll drop.
Jamingo
Two weeks they have a couple behind that's.
Jamingo
They record them.
Jamingo
Right.
Duchess
Okay.
Jamingo
So they drop the episode.
Jamingo
So it says next.
Jamingo
Next Monday.
Jamingo
So.
Jamingo
But when it drops, we'll share it on our.
Duchess
We'll share it again.
Duchess
We had a lot of fun with Red and Jody.
Duchess
It was.
Duchess
It was.
Jamingo
It was a good time.
Duchess
And yes.
Duchess
So check me out on TikTok.
Duchess
The boomer bunker on TikTok.
Duchess
Give us some follows because I will be over there messing around until it.
Jamingo
Might be gone by Sunday.
Jamingo
So, you know, quick, go like it and follow.
Duchess
I really don't think it will be.
Duchess
I think there's two.
Jamingo
I don't think it will either.
Duchess
No, I don't think it will either.
Duchess
And also we have a lot of other socials.
Duchess
Duchesses.
Duchess
As Mike from Wheelbarrow full of dicks found out that Duchess is also in charge of our Twitter account.
Duchess
Yeah, he just added it.
Duchess
Both segments were fantastic.
Duchess
How could they not be?
Duchess
How could they not be deductible?
Jamingo
See what I bring, how I elevate John?
Jamingo
Like just bring him to that level.
Duchess
Yes.
Jamingo
You're welcome, gentlemen.
Duchess
There you go.
Jamingo
Welcome.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
Always a good time.
Jamingo
No, it was fun.
Jamingo
It was definitely fun to do that show.
Jamingo
I enjoyed it.
Jamingo
The concept's always good.
Duchess
The Eagles will be playing at 4:30 on Sunday.
Jamingo
Oh, my God, it's going to be a football weekend.
Duchess
I can't wait.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
If the Eagles win, I'll be in a very, very good mood on Monday.
Duchess
If they lose, not so much.
Jamingo
Well, then you'll be grumpy.
Jamingo
But there's some, there's going to be some really, really good games.
Jamingo
I mean, the, the commanders are in Detroit, so they'll be playing the Lions.
Jamingo
All right, so that's going to be a fantastic.
Duchess
Why don't we do this real quick?
Duchess
Let's go over.
Duchess
All right.
Jamingo
You do the schedule?
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
You want to do the.
Duchess
Who do you think?
Duchess
I guess you're picking the lines over the commanders.
Jamingo
I'm definitely going for lines over commanders.
Jamingo
Although the commanders, you shouldn't.
Jamingo
I wouldn't.
Duchess
I'll tell you what.
Jamingo
I wouldn't take them lightly.
Duchess
I'm thinking, surprisingly, I'm picking the commanders.
Duchess
I'm picking the commanders.
Jamingo
How dare you.
Duchess
Just listen, I'm going to say this right now.
Duchess
They are, they are hurt and their defense is hurt.
Duchess
And, and this defense is not like the Vikings defense.
Duchess
Vikings offense, this.
Duchess
They almost lost to the Vikings, didn't they?
Jamingo
I guess I gotta put you getting called heathen scum.
Jamingo
Can you get Adam to call you a heathen scum?
Jamingo
That's your.
Duchess
Look, I understand, listen, I understand we have a lot of people that are from Michigan and the Lions have had an amazing season.
Duchess
And I'm just going to tell you this, I'm just going to tell you this, that if I'm rooting for the Commanders, the Lions will probably win.
Duchess
Yeah, Lions will probably win because I'm a mush.
Duchess
But I really do believe that the commanders will win.
Duchess
And the other reason that I feel that they're going to win is because if they win, then the NFC championship games in Philadelphia.
Duchess
So maybe I have a.
Duchess
Maybe that's part of it, too.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
What's the next game?
Duchess
What's in the afc?
Jamingo
So the first game actually on Saturday is Texans at Kansas City playing the Chiefs.
Jamingo
Even soft's like, shut your fucking mouth.
Duchess
I like, I like the Texans in that one.
Duchess
I like the Texans.
Jamingo
Really.
Jamingo
I would love to see the Texans take that.
Jamingo
I like C.J.
Jamingo
stroud.
Jamingo
I think.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I, I, you know, we'll see.
Duchess
Because you know Mahomes, he's had a lot of rest his ankles better.
Jamingo
Maybe he has.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Duchess
But he doesn't have the weapons that he once had.
Duchess
And we'll see.
Duchess
But I, that's.
Duchess
That could be another upset game.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
And then what's the.
Duchess
It's the.
Jamingo
So you got.
Jamingo
You got Rams, Eagles.
Duchess
Right.
Jamingo
So which.
Jamingo
Obviously, you're rooting for the Rams.
Duchess
Yeah, no, I'm.
Jamingo
Well, you just said if you root for one.
Duchess
But I can't.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
I can't reverse Mojo.
Duchess
The Eagles.
Duchess
I got to root for the Eagles.
Duchess
But I'm nervous.
Duchess
I'm nervous.
Jamingo
You're nervous.
Jamingo
Well, I get it.
Duchess
It's going to be a good game.
Duchess
It should be a good game.
Jamingo
I think all these games are going to be pretty good.
Jamingo
Ravens at the Bills.
Jamingo
That, I think, is going to be the battle.
Jamingo
I think that's going to be the battle.
Duchess
I'm going with the Bills on this one.
Duchess
I think the Bills are going to win this one.
Jamingo
I would.
Jamingo
I would love for the Bills to beat the Ravens.
Jamingo
I know, because I just.
Duchess
You want the Bills.
Jamingo
Well, look, I knew the Steelers weren't going to make it.
Jamingo
It was.
Jamingo
It was so crystal clear.
Duchess
You want the Bills lines in the Super Bowl.
Duchess
I know you do.
Jamingo
I honestly, I think the Bills Lions would be a great game.
Jamingo
I think it'd be a great game.
Jamingo
And I.
Jamingo
I mean, I think it might be the Lions year.
Jamingo
They're just.
Jamingo
Look, they're.
Jamingo
They're still winning, but they're still winning.
Jamingo
And now they're bringing people back.
Jamingo
They brought Anzalone's back.
Jamingo
I mean, St.
Jamingo
Brown is.
Jamingo
I love him.
Jamingo
He's an amazing.
Jamingo
Such a great receiver.
Jamingo
And he's just so funny.
Jamingo
Like the.
Jamingo
The whole, you know, head the headstand with the.
Jamingo
Did you see the cake?
Jamingo
Yeah, yeah.
Jamingo
He went.
Jamingo
He went to the bakery to see the cake.
Jamingo
Like, here's the thing.
Duchess
The Eagles defense is good.
Duchess
It's really good.
Duchess
What happens.
Duchess
Yeah, of course.
Jamingo
Bill's lines is what it will be.
Duchess
All right, we'll see.
Duchess
And then that's it.
Duchess
So that's the.
Duchess
That's the lineup for this weekend.
Jamingo
Yeah, and you know, it is.
Jamingo
And I'm heading to Florida, so next weekend is when they have the AFC Championship.
Jamingo
So I'll be like.
Jamingo
So I'll be watching the game Sunday.
Jamingo
Like, so it'll be.
Jamingo
There'll be your super bowl, right?
Duchess
That's right.
Duchess
I gotta find somebody for Thursday.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Jamingo
Yeah.
Jamingo
So it's gonna go straight from this to the following Sunday.
Duchess
Maybe I'll just take Thursday off.
Duchess
We'll see.
Duchess
I don't like.
Duchess
I honestly don't like podcasting without you.
Duchess
Even though I really gave you the business today.
Duchess
I just wanted to see how you handled it.
Duchess
I don't know You're a little shaky there.
Jamingo
Yeah, I'm devastated.
Duchess
You were a little shaky there.
Jamingo
I'm broken up.
Jamingo
I'm gonna go cry now when I'm sad.
Jamingo
All right, where there were mean comments.
Duchess
Where will we be Back here Monday night, everybody.
Duchess
I'm not even looking at the comments anymore.
Duchess
I'm sure I'm getting.
Jamingo
No, you're not.
Duchess
Okay.
Jamingo
Oh, so bud bugger wants to know if I'm getting Tick Tock.
Jamingo
Well, let's see what happens Monday.
Duchess
She don't like tick tock.
Duchess
It.
Duchess
Listen, it's a time suck.
Duchess
I'm not gonna lie.
Duchess
There's plenty of times I sat there for two.
Duchess
Two hours just scrolling through tick Tocks.
Jamingo
I waste enough time on all the other socials and I'm, you know, notice I'm on social for.
Jamingo
For this.
Jamingo
For my own personal.
Jamingo
And then all, like, just all the other things that I do.
Jamingo
So I.
Jamingo
I have probably between pages and groups, probably like a 12 to 15 that I'm like an admin on, so.
Duchess
And then that's a lot.
Duchess
And then our discord.
Jamingo
Yeah, I did count them up.
Jamingo
It's like 16.
Jamingo
Well, there's a lot.
Jamingo
I don't participate in much.
Jamingo
I'll read them, but I don't always talk.
Duchess
I took the over.
Duchess
All right, everybody, we'll see you Monday night.
Duchess
You know what I say?
Duchess
Go Birds.
Jamingo
Bye, Sa.