Dilaterus | Episode 296

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Hey, everybody.

Welcome into the Boomer Bunker.

I am one of your co hosts, John Domingo, and sitting next to me is the fighter of the week, the Duchess out there kicking ass, taking names.

I try.

I'll tell you what good news.

Cash Patel is in.

Can't wait to see that shitstorm start.

The FBI's burning shit down now.

He's coming the paper shredders running at warp speed.

That has been ever since he came up the nomination.

I.

I'm here for all of it.

We're going to get into some stuff.

Kate has the equipment.

There you go.

I mean, as you do, you little vixen.

You know exactly what that means.

Got a lot of stuff going on here today.

Duchess says to me, I was watching shitty song of the week.

There's videos on Spotify.

I'm like, huh?

How do you do that?

So I went over to Spotify for podcasters, and I looked and I went, well, hot damn, you can add video over there.

So if you go to the Boomer bunker, Spotify, if you subscribe over, follow whatever the fuck they call it, now you go over there, it's video, but it has the audio option.

So now when we do, like, a video thing, and I say, you got to go watch the video if you have Spotify.

And again, Spotify for podcasts.

You know, get podcasts on Spotify.

It's free.

It doesn't cost anything.

It's just a.

It's just.

You subscribe to Spotify?

Yeah, you just have the Spotify app, and then you subscribe like you would on any other podcast app.

So you go, I thought it was so neat.

I did, too.

You know, it's a.

It's a great little option.

And you can also go back and listen to the audio version if you like, either.

Or whatever you want to do.

Just another way that I want to give you guys a.

A gift.

Give to the audience.

It's a piece of us.

It's show your tatas Thursday.

Don't leave us hanging.

Go for it, John.

I don't have any tatas to show you this week.

Mine are hanging.

Sorry.

No.

No boobs.

Nobody gets to see them.

Boobs.

Yeah.

I caught a lot of last week because of plastique tiara.

I didn't realize that it was a dude.

Yeah.

So then, yeah, I was getting a bunch of crap.

But, I mean, you know, there's.

I don't love.

There's no.

Nobody that watched.

Watched that didn't know that when they popped that thing down, they went, there's no way.

Listen, so the.

The rubber.

The rubber skin suit, the suit with the boot with the very nice boobs, right?

And then when he took that off his neck and flopped that down, it was just man titties there.

I was like, chest.

Yeah, we.

Listen, we don't judge.

Snicker.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Go ahead.

No, we judge.

You can.

You can break my balls.

You've met us, right?

You can break my balls.

I get it.

I get it.

I understand.

So, yeah, I don't know what to tell you guys.

Thank God I'm older now.

I don't have to worry about it.

But young guys coming up.

You don't know what the hell you're getting in.

I really.

What do you mean?

You know, I can't believe you thought that literally was a woman really in the beginning.

Absolutely.

Absolute.

There's no way.

No.

There's no way.

I'll tell you what.

I'll line up 30 guys that have never seen her before, and you can't.

You can't tell.

I.

You knew because you saw that was a guy.

If you're not.

I knew the drag queen.

So as soon as you popped it up, I knew.

Yeah, you saw that it was a guy.

You knew that.

But there's no way if that.

If he was in a bar dressed as a woman.

There's not one person, that one guy that would not know that.

The only thing worse, being tricked by a train is wearing Eagles gear.

Hey, world champions.

I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know what to tell you.

I know he was rooting for the Lions.

I know.

Joaquin, I feel your pain.

That last game was terrible.

What a turd.

What are you talking about?

What last game?

The super bowl for the Lions.

Oh, well, they just.

Last game, they got their asses kicked.

I know.

It's what I just said.

It was a turd of a game.

Yeah, they got their asses kicked.

And then.

And then they sent the commanders over to Philadelphia, and then we whooped their ass.

You did put a whooping on him, too.

Shocking.

Shocking.

I almost wish that Baltimore.

Baltimore Buffalo would have won against Kansas City, because I think we would have kicked their ass, too, with MP League npv.

Josh Allen.

Did you say npv?

M as In Mary, Mary, Mary Victor.

All right.

Pilot penis.

Well, I know with the Lions.

I've seen some videos with.

Was it age.

Aiden Hutchinson, the guy who, like busted up his leg like very badly.

He's now running.

So because they train him like a racehorse, he's a huge leg injury.

So he's.

He's looks like he's running.

So I guess he'll be doing great next season.

Hopefully.

So we'll see.

I know a lot of our audience don't like us talking about sports ball, but this is the time right now where contracts, they have to be renegotiated or people are getting let go.

And.

Absolutely.

I'm a little nervous about what's going on with Travis Kelsey because I forget.

I think it's close either maybe the.

Eagles will pick him up.

No, not.

Well, here's the deal.

His.

He gets us guaranteed his contract, guaranteed for like $12 million at a certain time unless they release them or renew it and renegotiate his contract.

There's no way they're going to pay him that $12 million.

There's just no way.

So he's either going to retire or.

Renegot more than Taylor Swift money.

So he doesn't have to.

He doesn't need.

He's got money on his own.

Plus he's going to get a job making, I don't know, $8 million a year.

He'll sit on his ass and do sports stuff.

They'll get him on it for football games.

They'll do the.

The Manning brothers thing.

He'll do his podcast.

He'll do 65, 000 commercials.

Just sit on his ass and make money.

That's all good.

And he don't.

Doesn't take the hits on his body, so whatever.

I don't know.

How old is he?

Mid 30s.

Yeah.

If I was a Pittsburgh Steeler fan right now, I'd be ready to get a rope over a tree and hang myself.

If I see Daniel Jones, I'm gonna jump off the roof.

He's your new.

The new quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Oh, that I would take.

Who's the other one?

They're keeping Justin.

I'm pretty sure they're gonna let.

They're gonna let Russ go.

Russell's.

Yeah, he's gotta go.

I'm sorry.

He did all right.

He hung in there.

But I thought Justin did really good for us the first four or five games and.

And just to.

I mean, I don't know.

And.

Oh, can't be butter says it'll be Rogers Jones.

I will, I will not love the Steelers.

I will have to let them go.

Get that.

Where's that Go Birds hat?

Get that Go Birds hat ready for you.

There you go, Duchess.

There you go.

Filthy bird.

That's your.

It'll be a Pennsylvania team somehow.

Eagles.

Eagle.

Starter.

Set.

I can't, I can't.

If Aaron Rodgers, they're like, oh, Aaron Rodgers.

I'm like, go yourself.

There's no.

He's a hundred years old.

Why would we do that?

Why would we do that?

Stupidity.

I, I, I.

You want to get a good first round pick?

I have no idea.

Hey, Aaron Rodgers just got signed in the Pittsburgh.

There you go yourself.

Speaking of Pennsylvania, I don't know if anybody knows, but I've been styled by Fetterman again.

I've got the, the hoodie on.

Black hoodie.

Yeah.

You wearing shirts?

I, I'm wearing shorts.

I actually am wearing shorts.

Here's a quick question.

Down there, it's.

Yeah.

Down there.

You mean in the basement?

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

No, we'll move on.

Moving on.

So changing the subject, here's a quick question for you.

Is there a sandwich that you have, that, that you, that you make and everybody's like, but you love?

Because I had one right before we came on here.

I had to make.

I was going to grab something to eat real quick, and I haven't had this sandwich in such a long time.

And I said, you know what?

I think I'm making this sandwich.

You know what?

I'm not, I'm not super adventurous with sandwiches, so.

But like, I could just eat like a plain cheese sandwich like all day long, just the cheese.

So boring.

I love cheese.

Yeah.

Cheese on bread.

Mayonnaise, Mustard.

Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise.

I've used to have it with mustard.

But it was mayonnaise, mayonnaise.

Now just enough to, to wet it.

But yeah, that's probably just my boring, my boring sandwich.

Here's my, here's my sandwich.

And I think it was in a movie.

And George Burns.

George Burns ordered this in a restaurant.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Toasted white bread, cream cheese, strawberry jelly.

I loved cream cheese and jelly when I was a kid.

We used to get that for lunch.

Yeah.

I guess my parents were poor.

But you get.

The bread would be so soggy, though.

Like, by the time we ate it, it was just like a big.

It was so good, though.

You got to put it on toast because you can't put on white bread because the cream cheese just tears the bread apart.

Okay, so.

So that's the Question.

Whipped cream cheese or, like, Philly cream cheese?

Not whipped, like, regular.

Today I had Philly cream cheese.

Like, the block.

The block?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't like the whipped cream cheese.

It's.

It's very fluffy.

Yeah, it's too.

No, I need.

I need a good, solid piece.

Too airy.

Yeah.

When I'm eating a bagel with cream cheese on it, I want, like a brick.

I want to.

Yeah.

I don't want.

Don't sit there and smear a little cream cheese on it.

Yeah.

Like, not enough to get it wet.

It's got to be a.

Well, when you're paying $4 for a bagel now, which is basically bread, even.

When I'm making them at home, you know, I.

I'll use.

I'll use a quarter block of cream cheese on a bagel.

You know, it's funny.

When Lisa came out.

I think the first time when she came out to visit me, we went to.

To get bagels and, you know, we got whatever her bagel was with cream cheese.

And it was like that.

It was like a.

Like a huge.

And she was like, oh, my God.

I'm like, yeah, they fuck around with cream cheese out here.

Yeah, man.

So any.

All right, so Deuce suggests this.

He says, try some nacho Doritos with shredded Mexican cheese on top.

Pop it in the microwave.

O.

Like cheesy tacos.

Oh, okay.

All right, so, yeah, yummy.

Or nachos.

Excuse me.

All right, so Deuce, back in the day, he'll know this Sandy, she used to do this thing where Sandy was the.

Sandy was the redhead.

She would take.

Not Doritos or Doritos, but she would do Triscuit crackers cheese.

And then she would make sure she, like.

We would go to Taco Bell and she would steal, like, a handful of the hot sauce, and then she would take the hot sauce and spray it all over the top of it and then melt that on the Triscuit.

Oh, that sounds good.

It was good.

So I'll microwave them just to get them all mushy.

Yeah, Just to get the cheese.

She'd melt the cheese on it, then bring it out and then put the hot sauce on it.

We'd also do Doritos, but if we didn't have Doritos, she would do a Triscuit.

I kind of like the Triscuit a little bit better.

The Doritos were a little salty for me, but.

Good, good.

That's a good snack.

Triscuits are salty, but it's like eating a wicker basket sometimes.

So you have to really get a good amount of cheese on there.

Otherwise you're just like, just chewing and chewing and chewing.

So you know how I'm not really good with women?

You know, I can really piss off a woman.

No.

Yeah, not you.

I can.

So here's.

Here's the thing that Sandy used to do when we go to Taco Bell.

She would get a Nachos Bell Grande.

And then she would take a chip, and she would make the perfect chip.

She'd put the right amount of beef and sour cream, a little guacamole, make sure there's cheese on it, and she would set that aside, and then she'd eat the rest of them.

She'd line them up.

She would eat the rest of them.

But that one was the perfect one.

She would eat that last.

So you know me?

Yeah.

Oh, you ate it, you fucker.

I snuck it.

She's just done it.

You just.

I went like.

I went, is that so?

And so.

And when she turned around, I grabbed the chip and I ate it.

And she's sitting there and she goes, no.

And I go, oh.

She goes, hold on.

She looks down, she goes, you.

I'm telling you.

I thought she was gonna punch me in the face.

She should have.

That's so rude.

I had to go buy a.

I had to go buy another Nachos Bell Grande for.

So she could make a real one.

Good for her.

Good for her.

She's like you.

So Lisa says Spam ground up with cream cheese, spread on hamburger buns and put on a bro in the broiler.

You know what?

That doesn't sound.

I haven't had Spam in a long time.

I'm not a Spam person, but I can see where even if it was like a burger or some kind of meat with cream cheese, did you ever go.

I mean, it's like a sloppy Joe, but just crazy.

There's so many Spams now.

There's jalapeno Spam.

There's bacon Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.

There is.

I couldn't believe the amount of Spam.

That's how you know you're in a great country when you have, like a whole aisle of Spam.

I know about ground up Spam, but I'll.

With devil ham.

I've never eaten that.

I won't eat Spam.

I mean, I'm sorry.

I know people love it.

Kids of the.

Kids of the 60s and 70s.

That's what we used to get.

Yeah.

We grew up on devil ham, all that.

So Sparky thought Spam was ground up.

I thought it came in like a block.

It comes out, like, dumped it out, and it was like, yeah, it comes.

Out like a wedge and then you can cut it.

My dad would get that, cut it like about a quarter inch thick and fry it for breakfast.

And he would eat that with eggs and potatoes and stuff.

One of my former co workers, her.

Her mother was from Hawaii.

And Spam is huge over there.

Like, that's the delicacy.

So.

And it was always all kinds of Spam recipes.

And they would have fried Spam all the time.

It's.

It's not bad.

See, Joaquin says the same thing.

It says, I grew up on Spam, still get cravings for it from time to time.

I don't want to call it a poverty meal, but I think it's one of those, like, it's a comfort food for people.

Like, they grew up with that.

And it might have been like some struggle.

Like, you may not have known it at the time when your parents made it.

It could have been a struggle meal, but it just.

They gave you food and it was good.

And it's like one of those nice, warm, fuzzy memories.

I can't eat Hamburger helper or tuna helper or chicken chow mein.

Who used to make the chicken chow mein?

La Choy chicken chow mein.

I still remember it.

And it had the crunchy noodles on top.

And she.

I do love the crunchy noodles.

I told my mom one time, one time, I said to her, I said, you know, this is pretty good.

You know, with the new.

It's not.

Yeah.

And then we got it so much, I said, mom, please, enough with the goddamn chicken chow.

Me.

My eyes are starting to slant.

What the fuck?

I like the vegetable chow, Mei.

Like, I'll eat the vegetables.

I'm not a big fan of canned meat.

Like, I'll have canned chicken and I'll have tuna fish.

Rarely.

But it's like me.

It's okay.

It's not.

Yeah.

I put this way, I don't have to eat it.

I don't always choose to.

So I guess I'm lucky.

But growing up, there were some struggle meals for sure.

So.

Right.

The other struggle meal we used to have would be hamburger, tomato sauce, cheese, and elbow macaroni.

And we called that goulash.

Yeah, we met.

I make a.

My mother in law made that.

One day we went to her house and shoveled like a shitload of snow out of her driveway.

And she made.

We call it meat slope.

Oh, Meat.

Basically, it's ground beef, onion gravy.

And she served it to us over egg noodles.

And we were starving because we shoveled for, like, two hours.

And so, you know when you're like, you come inside, you're cold, you're sore, you're tired, and it was like.

That was like the meal.

We just hoovered that down, and I just kind of started making that.

And the girls like it to the point where they make it for their boyfriends.

And their boyfriend's like, this is really good.

I'm like.

Like, what do you call it?

And I'm like, meat slop.

Like, it's essentially a goulash.

It's like when I make a meat it out.

Like when I make a meat lump.

Meat lump.

But you know what was popular for us was sloppy joe.

Yeah.

Not a sloppy joe.

We never ate it on.

We never ate it on bread.

We always had it on rice.

Ah, yeah.

And it's like, that's.

We ate.

My dad was.

My ran.

We ate a lot of rice growing up, so we always had it on rice.

So anytime people came over, it was never out of the can.

It was never the canned sloppy joe.

It was always, like, the meat with the packet and the tomatoes paste or whatever.

And that's just.

Okay.

So the girls don't make it.

They won't eat it on buns or rolls.

They won't.

They won't eat it on that.

So interesting.

Oh, here.

Lisa says can't do it.

Ate those box meals too much as a kid.

She's a latchkey kid.

Sitting on a counter for me to make.

Yeah, see?

Yep.

Get home at, like, 10, 11, 12.

Like kids do today.

Right?

They're all making dinners at 10.

Feed the family.

Yeah, absolutely.

My chore cooking dinner.

I found this new AI thing that you can get.

It's on your.

You can get it on your phone, and it's free, but you can also pay for it for, like, the better version of it.

I got the free version.

It is called Per Perplexity.

Oh, I downloaded grok.

Right.

You can have that.

Well, if you have Grok.

If you have.

If you pay for the blue check mark.

Like, our Boomer Bunker account is paid for.

The check marks paid for.

So we have grok.

We have it.

You can use it.

Grok.

Well, but no, but I downloaded it as me.

Oh, okay.

I didn't know you could do that.

Whatever.

Free.

I didn't know either.

Ken brought it up actually, the other day on the morning show Weather Report.

Oh.

You actually could Get a word in edgewise without the what's his name there know it all Ow ow ow cause ow my ears.

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I was like bitch, I think that should be our.

That's us.

That's our tagline.

All of that.

Yeah.

Well, that's a lot.

I should tell them.

Make.

Turn that into two sentences.

Shorten this up a little bit.

Make it so I can like a podcast description.

I want to left turn for a second to go back.

So Deuces.

Maybe this is a Gen X thing.

But he had never heard of ABC gum until a week ago.

Or even chewed.

Yeah, he says it's something you have your classmates when they ask for gum.

ABC gum.

So that was.

Yeah, that was.

That's definitely a Gen X thing.

Yeah, yeah.

Already been chewed.

That's when you knew you were like when you're.

When you were younger and you had a girlfriend, you know, that's.

You could swap gum.

That's never did that.

No.

Now use AI to describe Eric's podcast.

Oh my goodness, no.

Because it'll be complimentary.

How do you know that?

You have to tell to make it a negative.

Give us an honest but yet.

Well, I don't know.

I can't see it because.

Hang on, I'm blocked.

We're gonna do that right now.

Ticky, ticky, ticky.

Because who cares?

I'll tell you who cares.

Sparky Toaster cares.

Right.

Thanks, Sparky.

All right.

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Wow.

That's fabulous.

You should do errands.

Come on.

I don't know.

It's gonna be the whole show, doing every podcast.

Well, you just do.

We have to end it on Eric.

All right, all right.

Hang on.

Yeah.

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Totally.

Oh, Deuce says he wants to hear who's right?

John.

John is disengaged.

Now them.

Who's right?

I'll do them next.

No, you don't have to.

You'll have something to say about it, I'm sure.

Oh, I see.

You got to protect your buddies.

I don't have a problem with them.

I know you don't.

Neither.

Stuce.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

Jesus.

I.

I might have to bring this one up.

All right.

I might steal toe.

Podcast is a comedy.

Steel toe.

Not that Aaron.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

When you said Aaron, I thought.

Why would you think steel toe?

I'm sorry.

What's his podcast?

I had to say to say it.

All right, let's try that one.

Yeah, I'll put it up right here.

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It's like, what the.

How you going, Aaron?

Good times.

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It's not a bad.

All right, hang on.

No, no.

No more.

That's plenty.

You don't.

You don't tell me what to do.

Well, our audience is getting a little restless.

Oh, give me one second.

Let me bang out this real quick.

You go ahead and bang it for all it's worth.

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Right?

Deuce.

Is he here?

Yeah, he said.

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Oh, I thought it was Deuce.

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Okay, there you go.

All right, we're done.

That's enough.

We're done with this bit.

I think we're done with this bit.

Changing the subject now.

You got to do the whole thing.

Stop.

Now listen.

This is how you do it.

Changing the subject now.

You almost got it down.

Oh, thanks.

That whore, Lily Phillips.

Oh, she said.

She says she's pregnant.

So I guess after a hundred guys, you get like that grab bag price, right?

What I'm saying, this is.

Well, okay, I gotta.

I don't know this because I didn't see any of the.

I didn't see any of the video of this.

Do these guys have to wear condoms or did you just let.

Let's just raw dog you.

Yeah, 1100 guys raw dog you and dump.

Dump a load in.

Jesus Christ.

She should have been pregnant about 700 times in one shot.

Her whole is gonna be some nightmare baby.

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Yeah, listen, I'm sure of it.

Well, didn't they just do this?

Look, you've been running a month ago.

Yeah.

You've been run through by 1100 guys.

You're basically one's going to stick.

No, I'm just saying basically you're just trash now.

Nobody wants you.

You're a cum dumpster.

You're come dumpster.

And who's going to marry you?

Listen, Monica Lewinsky just sucked one presidential dick and had a cigar stuck up her coochie and no guy will touch her.

Now you would think, because let me just say something about Monica Lewinsky.

She's an attractive woman and you would think by now.

But nobody wants to go after Bill Clinton.

Or they might, but they don't want to own it.

You know what I mean?

Because you know, the guy's got us.

I mean that was in the 90s, for God's sake.

I get that you think she hasn't had a date since then?

I, I don't.

Well let's put it this way.

She hasn't been married and I now I really haven't seen any official relationship, long term relationship with her that, that I've seen.

So I don't know.

Not sending it to you.

Maybe she has somebody.

Maybe, I don't know.

Maybe after he gets, maybe after you get some Clinton dick.

That's all you need.

You never to get it.

Once you get a Clinton dick, you never go back for another one.

I don't know, she was like 23, like she was a kid.

Trump goes, Trump, when you go to the oval office now, Trump goes, hey, you want to see where he, Clinton banged Monica?

Whiskey over in his closet.

Here it is over here.

That's what she got on her knees.

Yeah.

Poor soul.

I don't know.

That sucks.

That's how you're defined for like your.

Existence your entire life.

Yeah, that's rough.

It's like, oh, who's Monica Lewinsky?

Like well, well yeah, in the 90s, 30, 35 years ago, she was.

This happened, right?

And I love how it's her, that's her ass is like constantly in the news like that.

Like it's her fault.

I'm like, what about the married guy that talked her into it?

Because not for nothing, she's still dumb kid.

And when you're 23 or 20 you know, she was young.

You know, you're enamored by the president, the power and all that.

And she's like, oh my God, yay.

I mean, I still think it was stupid what she did, but he, I'm pretty sure, took advantage of a young, very young woman.

Sure he did.

And I love.

They just rolled her out as like horror of the month, you know.

And it's not like Bill Clinton doesn't have a rack of bodies that he's piled through, plowed through money to Broderick, Paula what's her face.

Paul Jones.

Paula Jones.

There's a few others.

You know, there's a whole list.

There's a whole list.

Okay.

And then that's how George snuffle up, I guess got his groove on was by demeaning all of those women and basically shaming them for coming forward.

Okay, yeah.

All right, so I asked for perplexity.

Monica Lewinsky has not had any long term relationship that led to marriage.

While she's known for her high profile affair with former president Bill Clinton, which became public in 1998, she has not been married since then.

She has not been married at all.

Right.

Over the years, Lewinsky has dated several individuals, including businessman Andy Beeler in the early 2000s.

But none of these relationship has resulted in marriage.

She has expressed.

Expressed the challenges of dating as a public figure, noting that the stigma attached to her name complicates her ability to form long lasting relationships.

So there you go.

But he shows up with a cigar.

Hey, my turn.

So out of all that time, 1998, until now, 26 years, basically she's been linked to one guy.

Yeah, that's rough.

That's lonely.

That is.

It's terrible.

Aaron says when the alternative is Hillary.

Can you blame him?

No.

Well, no, no.

Cankosaurus.

Yeah, no thanks.

Cankosaurus.

God damn Cankosaurus.

Look, I'm not a fan of hers, but man, those legs just go straight down like.

Oh, that's why she's the pantsuit queen.

Pantsuit queen.

I found a new term.

The new term is trans being.

Yes.

Trans being is a term used to describe a trans woman who is also a lesbian.

So in other words, a straight dude, that trick that likes to dress like a lady.

A guy that likes women wants to pretend to be a woman.

Right.

Okay.

The term is a blend of trans and lesbian.

No, there are variations on how the term is used and understood.

Some definitions specify a trans being as a male to female transsexual who is exclusively attracted to other women, including both cisgender And.

And transgender women.

So in other words, I guess a trans.

All right.

A trans being can be also attracted to another trans man, I guess.

Or you know, a normal woman.

No, an original.

Original parts.

Yeah.

Well, so.

So here's the thing.

Do original parts.

Lesbians.

Right.

Want to date a trans man?

Technically, it's a dude.

From what I understand is lesbians don't.

Men in women's sports, they don't like dick.

Real lesbians don't like dick.

So if there's.

If he's trans, then there's no dick.

No, it's like trans.

No, a lot of times trans have.

Still.

Still have beans and franks.

There's.

You're talking about a post op trans.

Well, it didn't.

Had the sexual reassignment surgery.

No, no, it just means a trans.

Just a trans woman that says that Leah Thomas, the swimmer from Penn State.

Penn.

University of Penn.

He's still got his beans and franks.

He's dating a woman.

He's.

He's a trans being.

Yep.

A trans people.

This is difficult, isn't it?

Difficult?

I know.

I.

I hate this.

I do.

Male lesbians.

Love.

Yeah, it's.

It's a normal relationship, except the.

The dude dresses like a woman.

That's just the modern solution to.

Sorry, no men.

This is a lesbian only bar.

Remember Bosom Buddies?

The TV show?

Bosom Buddies.

Diken Stein.

Diken Stein.

Diken Stein.

Hold on.

I like Dykenstein.

Probably can't get that passed.

We'll find out.

I think Dikenstein's.

I think that we got winner, winner, chicken dinner right there.

I'm just so.

But anyhow, you know how your basic leftist nitwits.

They thems.

They like to sing.

This.

This is kind of catchy.

Okay, so today.

Them energy.

They them.

Energy.

They them.

I love the little thing with the hand on the hip at the end.

Hey, little.

Little dip on the hip.

Go girl.

At first I saw this, I laughed first I saw this.

I couldn't understand what she was saying.

I was like, what energy is that?

So, yeah.

So basically it's a.

A.

A full figure gal dressed a little frumpy.

Little.

Okay, little.

Be nice.

As you know, I don't have room to criticize people about their weight, so.

Neither do I, but it doesn't stop me.

She's.

What does she say?

Play it again.

What does she chant?

Big dick.

Energy.

No, she's.

They them.

It's.

They them.

I know.

I'm joking.

I'm joking.

Oh, she's.

I don't know.

Energy.

And now the hip.

There we go.

Hey, girl.

Workout routine to that.

Like, just put it on a loop for, like, 30 minutes.

It's just the loop energy.

It's like donut, donut, donut.

Fat, fat, fat for an hour, basically.

Oh, my God.

What the is.

Well, we have a woman crying on social media.

Is she high now?

She's very upset.

Her daughter just got sent home from preschool during the Valentine's Day party.

Valentine's Day party.

She a little hoe, I would imagine.

So how do you get sent home.

From a Valentine's Day party in preschool?

Well, what you do is you have.

A story about that.

So she shows her no, no square to the other children, and the mother's upset because this is supposedly normal.

I'm not.

Here we go.

I'm just sitting here.

Oh, it's not a call on Valentine's.

Day because my kindergartner is doing something normal.

Honey, that's not normal.

Well, play.

Play it out, and then let's go back and critique.

We'll talk over it.

Showing your promise.

And now she's kicked out of the Valentine's Day party.

When other boys have showed their private parts, and they won't tell me if they're in trouble or not or what or if they're kicked out, but my daughter is definitely kicked out of the Valentine's Day party.

I was literally getting ready to get snacks together with my baby.

It's hard enough to do anything.

My daughter loves Valentine's Day.

I'm pissed.

I'm so mad.

I have to go pick her up from school for this.

They literally said we're gonna punish her because she's.

This is the second time she's done it.

Your daughter's a whore.

Her dad's a hot dog with her.

My aunt, who's a teacher's hot, talks with her.

I was a nanny, okay?

It's just normal kids do it.

Like, don't make her stay home from her Valentine's Day party.

That's so mean.

Okay, I have a whole lot of thoughts on this one.

First of all, stop crying on camera.

Like, they're so mean.

Do your job as a parent.

Tell your daughter to keep her pants on in school.

It's one thing if they're home and they're comfortable at home.

I get it.

Little kids run around naked.

We used to.

We used to laugh about it.

The girls would, like, run around because they were little.

They were little.

It's not like they were older doing this.

I get it.

Little kids have no shame.

They don't care.

They think it's funny to show you their hiney.

You, you can't do that in school.

There's school behavior and there's home behavior.

And at 5, they're old enough to know you don't whip.

You don't whip out in school.

And whether some boy has done it, that's not your problem right now.

Your problem is your daughter thinks it's okay to drop her pants right?

In school.

You worry about your daughter and if there's a problem with other people, then you need to address that separately.

But to get on camera and to be like, they're so mean to her, you, you, you're a shitty parent.

I said it.

This isn't the first time.

That's even worse.

Yeah.

How many times do you think that your daughter should show her hoo ha?

She should learn now.

I mean, listen, do that.

I understand it.

She's probably looking, begging for male attention.

I would love to see what this girl look daughter looks like.

Stupid and silly.

You know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking this girl is dog butt ugly.

You know, she's a five year old.

I'm just saying that the guys really.

She's looking for male attention.

And she knows that if she takes and shows her shows her cookie that the boys will be like.

She knows if she pulls her pants down that it gets attention.

I don't think she's looking for male approval or the male gaze.

We're not looking for that.

I think just because she's five and she's clearly stupid.

Because look at her mother whose first reaction is to cry and then film herself crying like they're mean.

She loves Valentine's Day.

First of all, she's five.

Like how the would she know Valentine's Day from the Flintstones, from Snow Day, from Christmas.

They don't know nothing.

So stop.

Clearly your daughter is poorly raised.

I talked to her.

I had her aunt who's a teacher talk to her.

How.

How many times you got to try to k, take and take this kid's pants on?

Get some duct tape and tape or.

It'S a reoccurring issue.

She needs to be wearing pants, not dresses.

Right?

And you can't.

You have to teach your children.

I mean, if it's February and your daughter thinks it's okay to hang her hoo ha out.

I mean, there's a lot of things that when you go to school you learn a lot of social skills.

Like you need, like kids need that interaction.

So either clearly this kid's been homeschooled or has no idea how to behave.

Well, I mean, homeschooled, well, but.

But the problem is, like, the parent, like, when you homeschool your kid, it's good for them to interact with other people.

Because when you're home with crazy mom and crazy mom, like, oh, it's okay, she's naked.

Well, maybe at home, but in public and in school, you need to cover your up, right?

I don't know.

Like, you just don't.

You don't do that.

And.

And the fact that the woman's reaction is, I'm gonna get on tick tock or whatever the she was on and cry about it.

You.

Fuck you.

That's a sh.

That's not how you deal with the situation.

No, that's not parenting.

That's being a fucking bitch.

But this is the crazy left.

Like, in other words, this is why.

Crazy.

Yeah, this is the left.

This is the people of, you know, acceptance and all.

Unless you're, you know, on the other side, then they want to fucking kill you.

So then we get this.

Aaron says, the kid is fucked.

Mom's retarded.

There you go.

Yes.

Thank you, kids.

Fuck.

Mom's retarded, right?

Yeah, clearly, the kids ruined.

All right, buckle up, everybody.

Oh, hey, guys, it's Kelsey.

So how you guys doing?

Wait, let me know.

Hi, I'm Kelsey.

I'm sorry, I spit my wine out.

I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

Hi, I'm Kelsey.

I'm sorry.

I get it.

I have my dead baby dress on right now.

Don't I look cute?

Sorry.

Joaquin goes, hey, guys, today I'm wearing.

My dead baby dress.

You know what kind of baby don't cry?

A dead one.

But anyways, the reason I'm making this post is just.

I've had a lot of people say, well, you're trans.

You'll never deceive a baby or have.

A baby or experience the beautiful joy.

Well, you know, I've been on hormones 10 years.

Ain't working, bud.

They just ain't working.

Jesus Christ.

And I've never wanted a baby.

You know, I don't like kids.

And you know what?

I don't have to like kids.

I don't have to give birth to, you know, prove that I'm a woman.

You don't have to what?

Okay, so he says, I don't have to give birth to prove I'm a woman, but you have to be helpful.

You have to have the.

The plumbing to give birth to prove.

That you're the person who sues the doctor for not treating them, the lady doctor for treating them properly.

That's.

That meant that's.

That's his mentality.

Right?

That's crazy person.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You can pretend you're a woman.

You can take all the hormones.

Certainly haven't helped your voice because.

Holy.

What was his voice Before 10 years of hormones?

He must have had, like, balls down to his ankles.

Like, it's just so deep.

I don't understand what you mean.

That's the.

Fine.

I sound like a woman before.

She's just.

Look, I get it.

You.

You know, if you want to dress as a woman and.

And present as a woman, that's fine, but you will never be a woman.

That doesn't present as a woman.

Well, I immediately, when I saw this, I said, that's a dude.

Unlike Plastique Tierra.

That's not a dude.

But Plastique Tierra is a gay man pretending to be a woman by going in drag.

That's different.

That's different than pretending that you're a man.

You're a man pretending to be a woman and thinking that people should refer you as a woman.

When.

And.

And I'm on hormones, I can.

If I wanted a baby, I could.

I would know.

You can.

You'd have to steal it out of the garbage can where you live.

Somewhere in somebody's neighborhood, because there's no way you're a monster.

That's.

That's a monster.

I'm sorry.

That's some crazy mess.

I'm sorry.

Oh, you think that's.

I'm not sorry.

That's a mess.

Ready?

Ready?

Here we go.

Oh, no.

Okay.

I've seen this person floating around, too, for people.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Tight.

I got my cake pops removed, but now it's time to turn my candy cane into a donut.

After the procedure is done, I will stay in the hospital for about a week.

And while I'm there, they will pack my freshly made donut with napkins.

This will ensure that everything sets in place and the donut doesn't close in on itself.

After about a week, they will remove the napkin and send me home with instructions.

Instructions to dilate.

Dilating serves the same purpose as the napkin.

Making sure that the donut doesn't close in on itself.

Just instead of using the napkins, you use a plastic candy cane or dilator that you place inside of the donut for 20 minutes three times a day.

And as 20 minutes, why take it out?

Just walk around it with a.

Bruce.

Says you have to pour it out there.

Right.

You know what?

You know what kind of.

You know who don't have to do that?

Real women.

So he's already had his nuts removed.

Yeah.

All right, so this is a.

A man who is going to undergo surgery to have his franken beans taken out.

It's just a framer.

And just turn it inside out and shove it up in him.

And then this is the.

He's talking about the procedure to keep that hole open.

I have to get my hole.

I need to take a.

The hole that has no self cleaning, self regulation, chemically.

Any kind of balance to it.

Some stinky hole that they're gonna stuff napkins into.

And he's gotta poke it open every 20 minutes every day.

Yeah.

First I use a broomstick, and then we'll try to widen it out from there.

Yeah.

I have to say, I.

I can't stop looking at his boobs.

They're very pointy.

Like, they're very.

Like his right arm, I guess as I'm looking at it, his left.

Like, it looks super pointy.

Like.

Like it's gonna poke somebody's eye.

Creepy.

I've seen this.

This person also goes around and is highly indignant when people misgender him.

Right.

He's clearly looks like a dude with lipstick and a wig.

Yes.

He's not dainty.

He's not pretty.

Like John's plastic tiara.

Right?

Tiara.

Stop saying mine.

Dainty.

It's not mine.

It's not mine.

It's yours.

Stop it.

Become more resilient and you will increase the size of your odd.

That John circled back to the Asian trans model.

That's not.

I'm just saying she's not trans.

It's just a gay man.

No, it's.

It's a.

Yeah, it's a.

It's a.

There you go.

It's like a glorified belly button.

Right.

A lint trap.

And it's.

I can't imagine.

For 20 minutes, three times a day.

And as you heal, your donut will become more resilient and you will increase the size of your dilator until eventually you're ready for the big leagues.

And you only have to dilate a.

Couple times a week.

That being said, a lot of people don't want to dilate.

It's understandable.

The good news is that you can get a zero depth donut.

One that looks the exact same, but doesn't look.

Require dilation.

There are certain things that you can.

Why would you get that where it looks like you could Shove something in it and you can't.

You just stitch a button on it.

What are you doing, guys?

Guy's trying to her and it's.

It won't go in.

It won't go in.

Why.

Why would you go through all that?

I don't know.

But this is.

Again.

We're supposed to.

This is.