Drones, Dawgs, and the Double Vagina | Episode 282

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.

With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.

First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it.

The Duchess.

And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.

John Jamingo.

Together, they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a pee bucket anecdote or two.

So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.

Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.

Hello, everybody.

Still waiting for Duchess to get here.

I guess she's stuck in traffic, but that's okay because the show starts at 6:30, and it starts whether she's here or not, so.

Hey, I just made it.

Hey.

Oh, my goodness.

All right, so I know you said we're not supposed to talk about this, but how do we have.

After we've just promoted how you were going to be here in the right Boomer?

How do we do that without telling people?

Oh, I think we should talk about it.

I thought you said you didn't want to talk about it in the beginning.

No, I said we should because I promoted.

Oh, okay.

For the folks watching, I am not at the Jamingo studios.

No.

And I am pissed because I cleaned the bathroom, I ran the vacuum, I dusted, and I had some technical problems, and I'm setting up, and all of a sudden, like, Streamyard was crashing, and I'm like, what was.

That's odd.

That's odd.

So, I don't know.

I know it's the computer that I'm using.

I'm just using a Mac air.

It's not like it's the Mac Mini that I use here.

So I even emptied the pee bucket, disinfected that.

I did all this.

I hid the pee bucket.

Forget about disinfecting.

I hid it, did all the stuff, and I said to Duchess, I.

I'm not comfortable Trying to do this.

That's fine.

This way.

I really kind of set it up, to be honest with you.

I really just set it up for when Deuce comes here.

And we won't live stream.

We'll just record.

So.

Johnson.

Yeah, you're right.

I just cleaned the house for no reason.

Absolutely right.

100% right.

Not that the house is dirty, but it's not woman clean.

You know, it's dude clean.

No, it's dude, dude clean.

I had.

I.

I even had.

I don't use a pee bucket.

I had a bucket all ready for Duchess if she needed it.

You know, like I am that kind of host.

While I was right up the road, I would take the drive.

Aaron says it probably did you some good to clean the house.

Well, you say that, but now I can barely walk.

Like my right knee is killing me.

And I'm not 100% sure why that is, because usually it's my left knee that's bothering me.

And it's really weird because there's this thing out now, and I've.

I swear.

Listen.

I swear our phones listen to us.

So then when you go on any app, things pop up.

Now, I didn't bring this up at first because.

But today I'm going through TikTok looking for stuff for the show, and this thing came up.

What's called the Schumann residents.

Have you ever heard of the Schumann residence?

No.

All right, so is it a family?

It's a frequency that.

Oh, okay.

And there's some kind of frequency.

I.

I still don't.

Listen, I dug into this residence resident, like a.

Like a frequency.

Like a frequency resonance.

Okay?

Resonance.

What?

Did I say residence?

I thought you said a residence.

That's why I thought it was probably a family.

Okay.

I'm that guy now.

I'm like.

You're.

I'm like the uncle that's over.

And he's like, you know, he just says the wrong words, and everybody just goes, let him go.

Just let him go.

He's.

We know what he meant.

So I saw a video on it, and 100.

They do that.

You should see the ads.

My phone shows me.

I'm not going to divulge what.

But trust me, the phone is listening.

Yeah.

And the FBI.

Yeah, I'm not lying.

Don't say anything out loud, Aaron.

So today I saw this video, and I'm like, what's this?

I mean, I've never heard of this before.

I'll click on that.

So I want to dig into it, and I'll be honest with you.

I still don't understand it.

Well, let's hear.

Let's.

Here it is.

Hey, friends.

It's me, Aaron, your friendly neighborhood energy alchemist with today's Schumann resonance report for Monday, December 30th.

Not a lot has changed.

All right?

Seriously, this is a significant amount of energy.

This is just as much, if not more intense of the energy we got on November 30th.

This big wall of white energy coming in.

This is very high intensity, very high vibration, and it's really, really hitting home for me.

So I wanted to tell you my experience, my symptoms.

Just so you know, you're not alone.

Okay, so the first thing I will say is, this morning, I woke up very early with a panic attack.

It was.

My heart was racing.

I couldn't catch my breath.

I couldn't really point out what it was.

I don't know if I had a dream that triggered it or what, but the amount of resonance between the incoming energy and my base frequency is really kicking up a notch today.

I can feel it building all around me as if waiting to integrate.

And that is giving me a sense of anxiety, of restlessness, nervousness, all that sort of stuff that comes from the resonance between the gap in this energy and your base frequency.

The other thing, I'm experiencing quite a bit of our spiritual hot flashes.

I did have someone reach out to me and ask what was the mechanism of that?

And it's actually a lot more simple than you think.

And if you've ever had a.

A hormonal hot flash, this is different.

And you know the difference.

A spiritual hot flash is a rush of heat into your body.

For me, my whole body is hot all at once like that.

Out of nowhere, I break out into a sweat, and then within a minute, I'm freezing again.

These are my.

I call them the freezy hots, spiritual hot flashes.

Now, the reason you may experience these is because, remember, the movement of energy produces heat, just like when you boil water.

So when you are receiving big pushes of high intensity energy into your body, you can often experience those spiritual hot flashes as it rushes into your body.

My sleep is not happening.

My body is a little bit sore in my lower joints.

And all of this is attributed to this energy coming in because it's asking us to move forward, to let go of where we planted our feet and take steps towards something better for ourselves.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

All right, so everybody's like, oh, okay.

Well, what do we have chat lit up here?

The chat has some energy, a little resonance there, right?

Her voice is Giving me anxiety and hot flashes.

I'm a witch.

And I already think she sounds.

I think she sounds like a nut job.

Get to the fucking point.

I get it.

Okay, all right, all right.

But so what I understand our frequency is supposed to be around 7 hertz.

I don't know.

But here's.

And I've heard this before.

You're supposed to ground yourself.

Like, in other words, we are one with Earth, okay?

And back in the oldie days, we used to walk around without shoes on.

And when you touch the Earth, you grounded yourself.

If you don't ground yourself, you can have all this buildup of static and energy that you're getting from the atmosphere, and we.

Okay, now, I never.

I always have shoes and socks, and I don't ever go out and touch the ground with my bare feet.

So some people have these things called grounding mats that you plug into an outlet, into the grounding port of the outlet, and then you lay on this thing.

It's supposed to be the same thing as going out with putting your feet on the ground.

So I was like, well, is that what I need?

Because I'm not.

I'm not lying.

When I woke up this morning today, I felt like I was beat with a baseball bat.

I'm the only guy I know that I get, like, injured sleeping.

Like, I wake up, and I think.

A lot of people wake up like that.

My knee hurts, my shoulder hurts.

You know, my arm must have slept on my side, my hands asleep, you know, that kind of shit.

So I'm thinking to myself, do I need a grounding mat, or do I want to go out and stick my feet on the ground for a while and see if that works or.

Because I'm telling you, I was limping around today and cursing.

I was like, I'm telling you, if I would have had.

I feel like, take that cane I got for Christmas and just cut my leg off above the knee.

It was.

I think that would have been less painful.

I really do.

It's called old age.

I'm not that old.

I'm only 63.

I know, it's crazy.

Aaron says it happens to me, too.

We really are brothers.

Serious.

It's crazy.

And Josh says, f me, I've walked over 2,000 miles this year, and even I don't believe in grounding.

All right.

All right.

Well, that's all right.

I mean, thinks that pumping your own gas will help.

Now you, Bob.

Pumping your own.

Don't be jelly, Bob.

Yeah, I mean, you can all you like, like.

Oh, I don't have to pay taxes on.

Yeah, well, you still have to get out of your car and do it.

Gotta get out of your car.

We don't.

Yeah, we don't.

Look, we don't have much here in Jersey.

I'm keeping the gas.

It's not a big.

I don't know why they get all bent out of shape over that.

I, I really don't.

Jelly.

You know, it's like we, you know what we can't do here?

We can't go to a 711 or a Wawa and get beer like you guys do.

That's okay.

We can't get.

We can't.

That's one thing we, we don't do here.

I'm sure you have that down there.

Most rednecks do.

We have.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I, I don't know.

I, I.

Hey, Bob gets all, he gets all bound up about that.

It really goes up his ass like a fucking open umbrella that we don't have to pump, pump, pump.

Are going gas.

Oh, we get rest.

All right.

Can I say something about dumb white women?

Can I, can I say something about.

And, and I want.

When I say dumb white women, I'm not talking about you, okay?

And you don't need to come to the defense of dumb white.

No, some of them are just dumb, right?

Because when you do, you're like.

It almost makes you look like you're part of it and you're not.

Okay?

So I just want to preface the fact that a lot of white women are fucking, like, stump dumb.

They are morons.

Case in point is this video right here.

Thanks.

I can't be the only person on the planet that didn't know that you can just pick a piece of fruit off of a tree and eat it.

I had a friend come over a few weeks ago, and she was like, carly, why do you have a bag of lemons in your fridge?

And I said, oh, well, I use lemons in my cooking a lot.

And sometimes I put them in my sparkling water.

And she was just like, no, but why do you have a bag of lemons from the store?

And I said, oh, well, sometimes I cook with them.

And I also put them.

And she said, no, you have a lemon tree outside.

And I said, okay.

And she said, so why do you buy lemons?

And I said, because I cook with them.

And she said, the light bulb still hasn't went off.

God.

Okay, now, is this a troll?

Is she this stupid?

I mean, in other words, did she actually think.

I don't know, is there more to that video.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I want to find you.

I want you to see when the light bulb actually goes on.

It's Carly.

You have a lemon tree.

You just pick the lemons off the.

Tree and you put them in your food or in your sparkling water.

And I said, don't you have to.

Do something to them?

And she said, what do you mean?

And I said, you don't have to do anything to the lemons.

And she was pretty upset, which I guess I am one of the very few people.

I didn't think that I was one.

Of the very few people, but maybe.

I am one of the very few.

People that didn't know that there is.

Nothing that you have to do to a lemon before you eat it from a tree.

You can just take it off the tree.

Am I the only per.

I'm 28.

For reference.

Am I the only person?

Yeah, I would say yeah, you are.

You are.

You are.

Your parents have failed you.

Your parents have totally failed you.

Did they not read you one book where you could see produce on a tree?

I.

I got to say.

Show your pictures.

Have you.

The Internet is at your fingertips, right?

Where do you think lemons come from?

I was.

Why do you think they have to go to the store and then come back to you?

I can't.

I know.

I, I, I, I.

And again, I.

So, like, sometimes I'll work with someone, a woman, and they'll say something to me, like, how do.

How do you want me to.

How do you.

We're going to do a video, and I want to send you video clips.

Do I have.

How do I.

How do I send them to you?

So I tell them, you know how to send them to me?

And they're like, okay, do you need them a certain way?

Well, just the one format that you normally use.

Just send them that way.

Well, I mean, so then it's a long, giant conversation about how I'm supposed to get five video clips, and I want to bang my head against the wall.

I mean, it's crazy.

And I'm thinking to myself, why are we doing this?

And, you know, and then again, like, women, when, no offense, women, but that's.

Not a good start.

Right to your sense.

I'm going to tell you that right now.

No offense, but you just think that things happen.

It's like, you know, okay, I want to put an outlet on this wall.

I'm like, all right, well, now I gotta.

I gotta cut the wall at the bottom, and I gotta cut a spot at the top and I gotta fish a wire and I gotta drill up through, and then I gotta go across the ceiling and, you know, over to the box and all in there, and it's like.

No, you just put the box there and an outlet.

No, it's like, come on.

Are you kidding me?

Come on.

Come on.

Nobody is that dumb.

Nobody is that dumb.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

No, they can't be.

You would be.

I don't.

I don't do home repairs.

I am not electrician.

But I know you just can't cut open the wall and then stick an outlet in there and go.

Isn't there like a wire you can find in there?

Yeah.

Sparky says Bluetooth electric.

Bluetooth trademark that.

Trademark that.

Make it happen, Sparky, please.

Hey, I want to.

How far is Patterson from you?

So, Patterson.

Probably a Good solid hour 15.

It's.

It's north and north and hooks a little bit over.

I found this place.

I want to go eat.

I was wondering maybe we could go together and grab something.

I.

I want to show you this.

This is amazing.

Would you eat a guinea pig?

This is popular on Peruvian cuisine.

I have been wanting to eat Peruvian place for a very long time.

It's a little bit hard to find.

I found it at Griselda restaurant and lounge in Patterson.

Now, my friend was squeamish, so we got some other dishes like this pasta and lomo saltado.

But I was here for one thing, and that is guinea pig.

So I had heard that this tasted like pork.

They deep fried it.

They usually sell it in a.

As I took my first taste, I actually thought that this tasted more like rabbit.

I had to pair this meat with some Inca Cola.

If you know, you know.

Now, the skin, it was deep fried.

It was nice and crispy.

So like any other deep fried fried skin, there were so many bones and not a lot of meat.

And I was kind of freaked out by seeing the teeth on that head.

I ate this whole thing on Tick Tock Live.

My friend Madge said that I was only going to take a bite and stop.

No, I ate the whole thing.

But as I said, there were so many bones and no milk.

Curious how much it cost.

$50.

Oh, my God.

$50 for a Guinea.

$50 for a Guinea pig?

Well, probably just the work.

Just.

Just a.

Oh, damn, that's rude.

Looking at my two little dummy.

Gimme guinea pigs over here.

Well, now I know where you could take them to get rid of them.

I'm not going to Patterson.

Mom says some touches is sitting on a hundred Dollars.

Hey, see, at least I spent way.

More than $100 on these stupid things.

Just feeding them.

I do know.

So Sparky says, do you know what TV show this music is from?

Is that the Dating Game?

Is it the Dating Game?

I thought it was a Dating Game.

How about this is on I.

There's a particular reel that.

It's the one with all the captions.

It's called I think I'm Michael or whatever.

And it's one of those.

They take a video and.

Or they show a video of some awful person doing something stupid.

And then what it does, it takes.

And then it goes straight to the comments and highlights the really terrible ones, like the one that we'd played with the woman's like, here's the trend.

If you had to guess my name, what would it be?

And it was like cat piss.

Never, never clean.

And all these terrible names because she.

You know, and it was just it.

So that.

That's.

I'm always playing that song.

So there's this one I saw today.

It's a huge guy.

I mean, he is big and he's dressed in western gear and he's got a side shooter and a pistol in here and he's got a gun.

So he's sitting there and he's like, ting, ting, ting.

He's shooting these targets and he's pulling out this other gun.

He's shooting.

He's walking and he goes, what's his name?

And they're calling him Belly the Kid.

And the names were amazing.

We'll have to link a couple of them in the Discord because they are so funny.

It doesn't work here on the show.

No, it's.

It's definitely a video you have to watch.

So maybe you can link a couple of them in show notes or something.

Well, you know, you have to join our Discord and you'll have to find them.

I'm sorry, we're not going to link them in the show notes.

You have to find us.

All right, the comments are.

Now everyone knows you have to bake a guinea pig.

Bob says air fry and Red says guinea pigs in a blanket.

Guinea pig.

You're supposed to be on my side for this.

I like that.

Yeah, there you go.

I love that.

I do.

I do have a puff pastry dough.

I guess you could roll them right up in it.

Oh, these little things, they're guinea pig pot pie.

That would be good too.

Anything with Ravi.

Look, I'm sorry.

These little suckers were not meant to live three plus years longer than I Took them in.

I mean, we just celebrated my third year of having these things.

I don't know, I would, I would be getting rid of them somehow.

I.

I would be out there waving them at a hawk and tossing them in the air.

Oh, they wouldn't even know.

That's the.

They're blind.

They're blind.

They're like.

Put them outside to be like, hey, what's this?

And then they, they're gone.

I don't need nature snatching these things up.

Do you know who Andrew Tate is?

Yeah, I know of him.

Yeah.

Okay.

He's a real charmer.

I understand.

But he said something today and it kind of made me.

Made me go, he's a little creepy.

He's a little creepy.

Okay, so this is what he said.

White people are doomed to fail because they're the only race that cares what women think and say.

And I was like, okay.

He says the results.

Liberalism.

LGBT birth rates decline.

Wife says, no more babies.

One is enough.

White man agrees.

The black man simply fucks someone else.

A white man will never, ever, ever win.

Because you're the only race women can control.

Women can't control brown or black men.

It's why they chase us.

To be honest, they like it.

Every white woman alive fantasizes about a black man.

Is he black?

I don't know what he is.

He's something.

I mean, I heard he's a big douchebag.

He's not.

He's not.

Does he live in America?

Doesn't he have to live in Europe?

He lives in Romania, I think.

Yeah, he can't because he's due to get arrested in like a bunch of countries.

Right?

Okay.

Yeah.

So it says.

I'll take what he says with a grain of salt.

White man's civilization is collapsing because they're neutered by the brutal, crudely ineffective females and pandering to their emotion, emotionality.

I was like, well, he's picking winners.

Well, when you say this, when you say this, white people get mad.

I'm a real man.

My wife is the best.

I'm a real dad.

But that's a hard cope.

Women control you.

That's why you let foreigners in.

And those foreigners don't listen to women, so they outbreed you.

Now, let's review.

Okay, let's go with your moose lambs.

They breed like cockroaches, right?

They.

How many of they don't live over there?

So I'm talking about the ones that live here.

I don't know.

I don't associate with your Muslims, right?

I don't know any.

I mean, a few, but like.

And then how many black women have multiple baby daddies?

I'm not saying the white broads ain't catching up.

There's.

They're starting to get.

The white broads ain't catching.

Okay, all right, well, but then again, maybe they, maybe the white broads have, you know, maybe their baby daddies aren't white.

Okay.

Which is, you know, I'm not saying that that's.

Well, why, why would women have so many babies?

Is it because the.

Well, see what happens when the white.

Man told them to?

When a man takes his wee wee and sticks it in her glory.

No, that's not what I said.

I understand how I said why, dummy.

I don't know.

I think because.

Well, I think sport is, you know, has become more and more acceptable.

Okay.

I mean, it's not like you, you know, before you would hook up with one guy and that was kind of it.

Now it's, you know, they need to do that.

Right?

There's, you know, when guys and girls, they, you know, they're just looking for friends with benefits or, you know, something once a week or whatever.

You know, it's 1:30 in the morning and there's like, you know, they text you up.

As long as the government pays more money per month to have more babies, they going to keep doing it.

Okay, all right.

The winning races.

Simply ignore that women think and completely use them for children only.

Oh my God.

Dean.

Solution.

Dean.

Have more anals, less babies.

Of course.

Anal date, anal.

D.

Oh, no eating.

Big time.

Ebt.

Oh.

The endless kids.

And I will keep you alive.

Do not talk to me very much.

I am busy with the guys and the winning formula for the races which reproduce.

Don't shoot the messenger.

I thought that was interesting.

Is that what he said?

So, yeah, well, I, I don't think he's really.

All right.

We're having problems.

I think he's someone who should be speaking on any of that.

But we're having problems in this country with, you know, the population that keeps getting smaller and smaller.

And that's why they want.

Yeah, because the people who are at the age of having babies don't want them because they can't afford them.

Okay?

My kids don't.

They don't want kids they can't afford.

They can't get a house in the renting and stuff.

But like they want to proceed to the next step and they're not having babies.

They're not.

That's not their thing.

I don't know.

There's a lot of single women that have kids, you know, for.

For whatever reason.

But I just thought it was interesting that there was the white.

The white versus black and brown men.

How white?

We kind of pander to our women in a way.

Well, then grow a pair and stop pandering.

Yeah, I'm thinking that maybe we should stop.

What is that my problem?

I didn't say grow a massive pair of balls and just tell them shut the up.

I agree.

What do you want me to say?

It's not my fault.

I know.

I just finally, you know, start putting you women in your places.

That's, you know, basically.

Apparently not.

Apparently you like being put in your place, so.

Yeah, you know, so there.

Take it.

Well, the whole feminism, the whole feminism movement made us, you know, we, as.

As white men, we need to sit here and listen and, you know.

You do, right?

I don't just think that, to be honest with you.

I really don't think the respect is there on both ends.

Men I agree with.

Women don't respect men.

I love the videos where there's a guy out there and they say.

Did you say something?

There's a guy who's got a microphone and he's.

He's interviewing these two women.

And you know, one of them looks like a.

A busket, a busted can of biscuits, like she's pouring out of her pocket.

Yeah, me.

I got you.

Yeah, well, no, I mean, she.

We all can't look great.

Listen, she dressed like a.

She's dressed like a stripper.

But, you know, she just doesn't really.

I mean, like I said, she's not the.

She's not the Friday night mainstage stripper.

I got you.

So she says.

So the guy asks her, what do you need a man?

What do you need from a man?

What does he have to have for you to date him?

And she says, well, he has to make over $100,000.

He has to be at least six foot tall.

And he pulls out a scale and puts it on the ground and says, step on the scale.

And they're like, what do you mean, step on the scale?

And he says, well, I like a woman that's under like £200, and I just want to.

And puts the scale down on the ground.

And she's like, I'm not stepping on that scale.

A woman's weight doesn't mean make a difference.

And so it's funny to watch those videos because it happens a lot, you.

Know, I think it's fair to have expectations.

I don't think there's anything wrong with having an expectation.

But don't fuss when the person you have expectations from requires the same from you.

So, you know, you got.

What are you bringing to this end of the relationship?

Okay.

All right.

Well, if you want.

Was it.

That was the 666 combination, right?

Six foot, six figures, six foot tall, six inch wiener.

Okay, so.

Yeah.

And make six figures.

Well, you.

What are you bringing?

I mean, that's generic.

That's what they want.

Yeah.

No, but what is that chick gonna bring then to that real.

If that's what she expects.

And what do guys want?

We want a woman that.

Well, you know.

No, no.

You want one with big tits and ass.

Sucks wiener and does whatever you say.

Right.

Let's break that down.

Hold on.

So like big tits.

Yes.

Right.

Okay.

Big ass.

I don't know.

Sucks dick.

Okay, we'll do that.

And like sex twice a week.

Is that too much to ask?

Enjoy sex.

Okay.

Okay.

Enjoys it.

All right.

You know, what do we guys do?

We care if they enjoy it.

Make a good sandwich.

Make a good sandwich.

That's right.

You know, make dinner.

Keep the house clean.

You know, sometimes I'm gonna be.

I'm of the belief that all you bring to the relationship is somebody else.

You're lacking.

You're right.

See, we wouldn't.

We want more than that.

We want somebody that's gonna take care of the.

The says don't forget anal.

Anal for that.

Oh, here you go, Bob.

Bob knows when to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, women, you need to know when to shut the up.

That's all.

Little respect, Res.

I think it needs to be mutual.

I agree.

Okay.

Okay.

I think.

I think respect should be on both sides.

Right?

But I mean, like, in other words, you got to give to get.

Bob says I'll clean your house.

I'll clean my own house, cook my own food and do my own laundry.

Just don't be a.

Okay.

There you go.

All right.

Bruce has something to weigh in.

Says quick hit in the room to wish you both happy New Year.

And yes, big tits.

PJs and steaks.

Steaks.

Got to be able to make a good steak.

Yeah, A good meal.

That's all.

Make some desserts.

All right, Sparky, I think you're getting a little out of hand, but I.

Agree with the threesome every now and then.

I don't know.

I don't need.

I don't need to be disappointing two women at the same time.

Say it.

I.

It's Just to me, I.

I think that the kids today, they've.

Today, right.

The kids today, they've grown up where they're more in.

In a house, you know, they're more introverts, it seems like.

Oh, it absolutely is.

Right?

And then they go.

When they go out that they're like feral cats, you know, they just back that ass up.

Threesomes are overrated.

Aaron says.

Aaron says threesomes are overrated.

I think that that deserves a little more conversation.

I've never been involved in a threesome.

Okay, here's.

Here's the way it is.

It's a threesome.

If it's an Eiffel Tower, two men, one girl, that's a gay act.

Oh, okay.

If it's two girls, two chicks at the same time, it's not a gay act.

But, I mean, you.

You have to be.

I don't know.

Just be prepared to handle that.

Yeah, I mean, that's a lot of work.

Unless you're sitting back with a camera or something, I guess.

How's that song go you're doing?

I'm a lazy lover.

No, I'm only kidding.

Easy, lover.

Same thing.

Not really.

All right, all right, last one.

On this one, Aaron says a lot.

Of work for the same, right?

Who gets the nut?

If you're with two girls at the same time, who gets it?

Or you just do.

You just shoot it around like there are two cinnamon rolls.

I don't know.

I don't know how that works.

Oh, no.

Moving on.

Just drizzled all over the place.

Oh, my God.

Well, you say that, but there is this one woman who has two vaginas.

Yes, I saw that story and thought we would have to discuss that.

All right, here she is.

I don't see it flapping out there.

Well, no kidding.

All right, so this is her thing.

I was born with two vaginas.

You won't believe disgusting things that I've heard while dating.

Now, she's very attractive.

Red hair.

Yeah.

She's got a Jason.

Love her.

I'm just telling you.

Well, big daddy over here likes her too.

All right, well, you like them redheads.

I.

You know what?

I don't have a hair preference, but I'm an equal.

Opportune.

Brown hair, blonde hair, redhead.

That's fine.

No hair, short hair, long hair, doesn't matter.

Woman born with two vaginas have revealed the disgusting behavior she faces on the.

On the dating apps.

She's 26 years old.

You know what?

She looks older.

Really?

She's 26?

Yeah.

I know.

That's she.

She looks like 36.

I know.

Yeah, I think we're padding those numbers.

She has uterus delidious.

I don't know how to say that word.

That's funny.

D, I, D, E, L, P, H, Y, S.

She found out when she was 16.

The uterus develops two ducts, which.

All right, so in other words, so she's got two sets of plumbing, so she could get pregnant in both.

In both now.

So I think they're one.

It's one over the other, I believe.

Unless they're side by side.

Let me see.

I'm looking, actually, I don't recall that.

Combines the ducts do not combine.

Two uteruses in development, in some cases, two cervixes, two vagina canals can also be created.

Okay, now I'm thinking of this as a guy, right?

I'm thinking as a guy.

But I mentioned this story to somebody else today and she said, that's fucking horrible.

Yeah, it is.

And I said, periods.

Two periods.

Two.

You know, men, you know, menopause.

Imagine going through menopause with two vaginas.

Just non stop, right?

Just be constant PMSing twice.

You know, double your pleasure, double your fun.

But what she.

So she.

It's one entryway, but two canals, I guess is what we're looking at.

I don't know, I.

I was hoping for some pictures or at least a diagram.

A diagram actually would be helpful.

Yes.

Not.

Not, you know, hey, listen, if she has two clits, be easy.

Sorry.

Yeah, maybe a guy could find one.

Doubt it.

So she said she had a specific encounter with a high profile man that she had been dating.

She said things have been going well.

After a few drinks, he comes over with his friend.

I'm like, okay.

Next minute he says, I've been thinking that he and his mate want to be tunnel bunnies.

All right?

Tunnel buddies.

Tunnel buddies.

Tunnel buddies in her separate love tunnels.

So how is.

And again, I'm thinking to myself, how.

Close do you want to be?

That's what I'm saying to your friend.

Like, I'm thinking to myself, I don't think these guys.

It's not like they're side by side.

Like, her legs don't come off.

And it's not like, how far apart are you?

It's not like it's a double garage.

You know what I mean?

It's not like it's side by side.

I would imagine there's one over top, one over top of the other.

Kind of like a.

So then how do you do that.

How do you.

So do you have to sit on your friend's lap in order to make this happen?

Look, I don't want to.

I know there's some porn out there that's double penetration.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Where it's two guys and I'm like, look again.

I go back to the gay act where, you know, there's, I mean, when you're just.

When you're weenies and against another man's weenie, even if it's going in the vagina.

I'm sorry, that's a gay act.

Where's your balls at this?

Like, where's the boys at at this point now?

Are they just swinging in the breeze or how does that work?

Yeah, where do you.

I have questions I don't know if I want the answers to, but I do.

I'm trying to envision it, and I don't like what I'm envisioning, so I'm gonna try to not think about this.

I was wondering and I couldn't find out.

I was wondering if she had an only fans because that one.

Oh, well, I'm surprised you haven't found.

Them for research purposes.

I wanted to find out maybe that, you know, I could see what was going on down there.

Oh, here you go.

For science.

You said redhead and Jason appeared.

That's a redhead.

Yeah, it is a red.

Well, I don't know if it's a true redhead, but okay, but.

And then Bob with the scientific question.

Can she queef out of both?

Oh, I imagine that would be sound like.

It sound like a pair of bagpipes.

Sword fighting.

Yeah, it says sword.

Sword fighting.

Yeah.

I just don't understand.

Like I said too.

And I'm not drawing a picture, right?

Absolutely not.

Yeah.

I'm just.

Oh, my goodness.

I, I thought that that was kind of a.

I, I, you know what in to take all the.

The silliness out of it.

I actually feel bad for her because that's got to be.

Yeah.

For her.

Like you.

How do you date normally?

Although I guess is so the youngins is that all you guys do is just go on dating apps.

Like, do you meet people in person ever?

But then again, like, how do you preface that conversation?

Like, obviously you'd have to meet somebody, talk to them for a while.

Well, you know what the kids do today?

They slide into your Instagram dms.

Like they see an attractive girl and they slide into the DMs and say, you know, it's like when you go, you're at a Bar.

And you approach a woman, right?

And then, you know, they just start chatting or whatever, and the next thing you know, they make a date to go somewhere they don't even.

But how do you.

How do you find somebody on Instagram?

Like, do you just creep around on Instagram till you find someone you think works?

What if.

I mean, just.

I guess.

I guess the.

For you.

I don't know, to be honest with you.

I mean, I meet people all the time.

I would imagine, like, again, remember, I'm an old guy and I really don't know how to work the social medias that well, but I imagine that the.

The girls would have some kind of hashtag that they would use.

You know, on Twitter, you don't use.

They're available.

You don't use hashtags anymore.

Even Elon Musk says, don't even use them.

See, I missed that.

I missed that.

On Instagram, I think you can still use them, but.

Right.

It helps.

Helps track everything.

But I.

The double vag isn't like a deviated septum?

I don't think so.

No.

I mean, that's.

I just feel bad.

That's.

I would imagine that's a rough way.

To go through life because you'd have to explain that.

And I'm sure every guy that you end up with is going to be like, so.

Well, I would imagine, like questions.

Yeah, well, once.

Let's go crazy.

And again, I don't know how this.

I don't know that there was no diagram, but I mean, if there's two openings you could use, be the weekday and the weekend.

Well, you can.

You can implement other things like toys and such.

Right?

I mean, there you go.

You could use a toy.

Yeah.

Toys, I mean, right?

Yeah, you could be.

You could be in one and then the other one.

That would work.

Just saying.

Okay, well.

Make you blush.

I'm sorry.

No, no, I'm fine.

You okay over there?

No, I'm good.

All right.

Oh, my God.

I just feel bad.

That's just not.

That's a rough way to just go through life because you'd have to until you found the guy.

Could you imagine whoever.

The gynecologist.

The first time.

Hey, guess what?

Guess what I have.

That's what you have.

Or.

Or she has no idea.

Right.

And then the gynecologist comes in and goes, you gotta sit down.

We gotta talk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

That's.

That sucks.

You know.

Hey, you gotta see this.

It brings her.

Brings them in.

Brings everybody in.

Yeah.

Amazing.

Yeah.

Can I Take pictures.

Yeah, it's.

That's rough.

It's.

It's no good.

I.

I don't want to say it's no good.

It would be very challenging to live your life that way, especially if there's two of everything.

You know, Sparky says, I think there is a left road and a right road once you get inside.

Oh, maybe.

So I guess you got to figure out which highway you want to take, right?

Just don't.

Just don't crash into the medium.

That's the problem.

That would hoit if you crash into the medium.

Yeah.

Don't go.

Don't drop down, because that's a whole nother problem.

Right.

That would hurt.

It's gonna be.

She's already dealing with enough.

You don't have to do any more indignities going there.

Oh, Josh says, remember those double mink commercials?

Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your nut.

Double nut.

Oh, my God.

Double nut.

Poor woman.

Virginia.

Man dies after a bear shot in a tree falls on him.

I'm like, I heard this story yesterday.

We laughed about this for a half hour.

And I was like, I need to find this so we can bring this to the.

To the show, because there's no way that's not going to spark some discussion.

Okay.

So when you sent me this, I was like, how the does this happen?

Because, like, how stupid are you?

I've been out.

Stupid are you.

I've been out coon hunting.

And, you know, and so when you go and you get the dogs to tree a coon.

Yes.

Then you.

You shoot the coon out of the tree, and then, you know, you got to keep the dogs away from it, or the dogs will rip it apart.

But I've never seen a coon fall on a hunter before.

And, you know when you're squirrel hunting, you shoot a squirrel and, you know, that thing comes down.

I've never seen somebody get hit by.

How do you get hit by a fucking bear?

I'm guessing you're standing in the wrong fucking spot.

Yeah.

Lester C.

Harvey, 58, was rushed to two different hospitals after being struck by a fallen bear.

The hunting group was following the bear, and it went up a tree, and then the group retreated from the tree.

A hunter shot the bear, and the animal fell onto another hunter who was standing about 10ft away.

How drunk are you and stupid are you to be standing right there?

I figured, the bear's up there, and he's like, you know what?

He might kill me, but I'm taking one of these motherfuckers with me and just dove out of the tree.

And poor Lester C.

Harvey was just the unfortunate.

I got him.

I got him.

These are the long shots I hit.

I don't hit the $1.2 billion mega millions.

I don't hit that.

Long shot.

No.

I hit the long shot where the bear falls out of a tree and kills me.

Long shot like Elmer Siford.

What's the biggest.

What's.

What's the longer shot of?

What's the.

What's the word I'm looking for here?

Someone help me.

Odds.

What's the bigger odds?

Hitting the mega millions or having a bear fall out of the fucking tree and killing you?

Wabbit season.

Duck season.

Bear season.

Lester C.

Harvey does not sound like a Nobel laureate.

No, he does not.

He does not.

Now, Elmer.

See Fudd.

When Yogi attacks, you would think that.

That.

That's like a one in a million.

You would think.

You'd be wrong.

In 2018, a man in Alaska was critically injured after his hunting partner shot a bear on a ridge.

The animal tumbled down a slope into the man, who was also struck by the rocks that were dislodged by the bears that was rolling down the hill.

I'm so sorry.

Another man in 2019.

Gravity, people, gravity.

It's gonna kill.

Another man.

When he was injured in 2019 after his hunting partner shot a bear in a tree in North Carolina.

The bear fell out of the tree and began biting the other hunter.

The man and the animal tumbled off a cliff.

The hunter was taken to a hospital while the bear was found dead later.

Oh, poor bear.

You know, they're just trying to live.

And I get your hunting, and I understand that, but you have to think a little bit.

Here's the thing.

I'm against bear hunting.

And the reason.

All right, hang on.

Jason says final destination 20.

When nature back.

Yeah, exactly.

Jason.

Well, 100.

You know, it's weird.

I remember a friend of mine was going out to.

Where's Yellowstone at?

It's like Wyoming, Montana.

There's grizzly bears.

Yes.

So he was going out with that.

Yogi bear, Like, actual real ones.

So he was going for elk and he had a bow and arrow.

So he was going to shoot an elk with a bow and arrow, but he carried a.45 pistol.

And the guy's like, why are you carrying a.45 pistol?

He goes, well, in case I see a grizzly bear.

And he says, well, let me just tell you something.

If you see a grizzly bear and he's coming at you with that.45 and you got that.45 pistol, you should just stick it in your mouth and shoot yourself in the head because you're never going to stop that bear with a.45.

No.

I mean, I don't think people realize how massive grizzly bears are.

I mean they're huge.

They can take a lot of shots, I'm pretty sure, unless you're shooting them with something massive.

But there was this documentary of this guy that used to.

He loved bears and he would go to Alaska and he would hang out with the bears and he did this for years.

He would go out there and he named them and he would do all this stuff.

And then one day he was up there with his girlfriend and there was this old bear there and the old bear attacked him, killed him and his girlfriend and ate them.

Oh my God.

And here's the thing.

The camera was still rolling when this happened.

And bears like, they don't have any predators, so they don't.

It's like you ever see a berry to salmon, like they just like tear its head off and they just, they don't care.

They don't want to kill it.

They don't care if they kill it.

They just start eating it.

And you can hear this guy and his girlfriend just now.

They don't play this in the documentary.

And I think it was like, in other words, they don't.

But there's actual audio out there because he was off camera.

But you can hear the screams of him.

I don't want to hear that.

And it went on for quite, quite some time.

I bet it went on for way longer than it should have.

Oh my God.

That's.

That's.

Let's go hunting.

That's fun.

No, no, no.

That's so nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't like going anywhere where you know what, wherever when you're, what you're.

Hunting is going to eat you or.

Not only that, but something out there could.

They're apex predators.

Who's eating a bear?

Another bear maybe.

That's about it.

I don't know if you know that in New Jersey they have coyotes now.

We have coyotes in New Jersey.

Yeah.

They're on the beach and they're on Long Beach Island.

Pretty big.

I mean some of these things are.

These may not be as big, but.

Yeah, out in the woods the size.

Of good sized German shepherds that are.

Ones that are around here and.

What do you mean around here?

Like by you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's fun.

Yeah.

You know where the, the river is and there's a Golf course there.

They had someone take the conference, are out there golfing, and all of a sudden this wild e coyote comes wandering out on the golf course and just like, looking around, like looking for a rabbit or a squirrel or.

Tells you they're.

They're very accustomed to humans.

Yeah.

They don't give a shit.

Noise.

They don't care.

I hope they got in their cart and left.

Well, I guess.

But you know what?

They finished the hole.

What's going on now is if you have like a small dog or a cat and you let it out the.

Out of them.

Yeah.

They'll eat them.

Same thing.

We have bald eagles here too.

Yeah.

So bald eagles and big hawks.

No.

Known to take a cat or two by us.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, we had.

We had.

My daughter had her rabbit outside.

Oops.

And she had a rabbit.

No, no, we watched it.

It was.

We.

It was hopping in the grass and.

But we noticed, like, birds starting circling.

I'm like, we gotta get this rabbit inside.

I'm not fighting off a hawk for your rabbit.

Did you ever see the video of the guy?

They found a little baby rabbit and they raised it.

It was bigger, and they let it out in the front lawn.

Let it go.

Squirrel, I thought.

But.

Yeah, well, there's two.

There's one was a rabbit.

No.

And they let it go.

And they're going.

All sudden, a hawk comes by, goes, hits the rabbit, kills it and picks it up and flies away with it.

Like all within like three seconds.

Right.

Just pow.

The second one was a guy had a baby squirrel, raised it, bottle filled it, put it up against a tree.

It starts going off a tree, and the neighbor's cat came over and got it.

Oh, no.

Hey, man, it's nature.

What do you want?

It is.

It is nature.

And you can't.

You can't hand raise wildlife.

It just doesn't happen.

I mean, you can save it, but it's.

They're not acclimated for that.

And, you know, you take care of them and you put them outside, they're like, oh, great.

And then gone.

I've watched.

I've watched hawks pick off chipmunks in my yard.

We have one tree where we.

One branch was cut.

So it almost looks like a.

It's at a junction where there's two big branches.

And then it almost looks like a plate.

Like a plate size.

There's a chipmunk sitting on it.

We were looking at it outside our kitchen window and this bird just like swooped by and snatched this chipmunk so fast.

My Daughter screamed and she's like, no, it was so fast, like it was insane.

Well, Al will do it too.

So when I was, when I had the beagles for hunting rabbits, we would, you know, during this, you know, after rabbit hunting season, you still had to exercise them.

So I had this place down in, in the pine barrens of New Jersey.

It was 56 acres, it was fenced in.

And you take the dogs there, we could run them at night and they just wouldn't, they couldn't get out, which was nice.

I mean, 56 acres, a lot of land.

And we, that's a lot of space.

And we would trap rabbits and bring them and put them in there for exercise.

The one time we're sitting there and we're watching, this rabbit comes out and runs out in the field and starts running.

We're listening to dogs come up behind it.

Oh, with that, a red tailed hawk comes down.

Whack.

Comes by, down, whacks that rabbit going by, kills it, then turns around, comes back, grabs it and picks it up and flies up into a tree with it.

And I was like, son of a big bitch.

Yeah.

And the dogs come running out and they're snowing.

All of a sudden they're like, where'd it go?

Where's.

I can smell it, there's blood.

It was right here.

But those hawks smack em so hard.

It's awful.

I mean, I get it, they gotta eat too.