Drones, Dawgs, and the Double Vagina | Episode 282

The latest episode of the Boomer Bunker delves into ongoing discussions about immigration policy and societal expectations, highlighting how America's education system has affected the workforce and cultural dynamics. John Jamingo and the Duchess share their candid views on the contrasting work ethics of immigrants and American citizens, emphasizing the need for a shift in focus toward education and accountability.
They engage in humorous banter, touching on everything from the quirks of training hunting dogs to the absurdities of modern life while also addressing serious topics like the implications of drone usage and government oversight. The conversation takes a sharp turn as they critique the current state of politics and public perceptions, particularly surrounding figures such as Michael Vick and the complexities of social justice. With a mix of humor and hard-hitting commentary, this episode offers a lively exploration of pressing issues that resonate with listeners today.
Takeaways:
- The hosts humorously discuss the chaotic nature of their podcasting journey and the unexpected challenges they face during each episode.
- The conversation delves into the absurdity of everyday situations, including the difficulties of home cleaning and the humorous mishaps that ensue.
- A notable segment includes discussing the Schumann resonance and its supposed effects on people's emotions and energies.
- Listeners are treated to a lighthearted but critical take on societal issues, particularly the balance between tradition and modernity in behavior and beliefs.
- A comical exploration of the concept of 'grounding' and its relevance to physical and mental health highlights how people relate to the Earth.
- The episode analyzes current events and comments on various individuals' public perceptions and the societal impact of their actions.
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00:00 - None
00:12 - Starting a Podcast Without Focus
09:38 - The Lemon Tree Revelation
19:12 - Discussion on Parenting and Society
29:14 - The Duality of Expectations in Relationships
39:51 - The Perils of Bear Hunting
53:13 - Stand Your Ground: A Discussion on Self-Defense Laws
01:02:41 - The Encroaching Fog: Drones and Government Oversight
01:14:47 - The Controversy of Michael Vick
01:17:37 - The Broken Immigration System
01:34:48 - The Journey of 2024 Miles
01:49:45 - Preparing for a New Year
All right, you guys, podcast time.
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We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
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Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
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Ready?
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I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.
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With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.
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First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it.
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The Duchess.
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And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.
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John Jamingo.
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Together, they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a pee bucket anecdote or two.
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So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.
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Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.
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Hello, everybody.
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Still waiting for Duchess to get here.
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I guess she's stuck in traffic, but that's okay because the show starts at 6:30, and it starts whether she's here or not, so.
Duchess
Hey, I just made it.
Duchess
Hey.
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Oh, my goodness.
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All right, so I know you said we're not supposed to talk about this, but how do we have.
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After we've just promoted how you were going to be here in the right Boomer?
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How do we do that without telling people?
Duchess
Oh, I think we should talk about it.
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I thought you said you didn't want to talk about it in the beginning.
Duchess
No, I said we should because I promoted.
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Oh, okay.
Duchess
For the folks watching, I am not at the Jamingo studios.
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No.
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And I am pissed because I cleaned the bathroom, I ran the vacuum, I dusted, and I had some technical problems, and I'm setting up, and all of a sudden, like, Streamyard was crashing, and I'm like, what was.
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That's odd.
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That's odd.
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So, I don't know.
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I know it's the computer that I'm using.
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I'm just using a Mac air.
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It's not like it's the Mac Mini that I use here.
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So I even emptied the pee bucket, disinfected that.
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I did all this.
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I hid the pee bucket.
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Forget about disinfecting.
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I hid it, did all the stuff, and I said to Duchess, I.
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I'm not comfortable Trying to do this.
Duchess
That's fine.
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This way.
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I really kind of set it up, to be honest with you.
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I really just set it up for when Deuce comes here.
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And we won't live stream.
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We'll just record.
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So.
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Johnson.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I just cleaned the house for no reason.
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Absolutely right.
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100% right.
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Not that the house is dirty, but it's not woman clean.
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You know, it's dude clean.
Duchess
No, it's dude, dude clean.
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I had.
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I.
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I even had.
Duchess
I don't use a pee bucket.
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I had a bucket all ready for Duchess if she needed it.
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You know, like I am that kind of host.
Duchess
While I was right up the road, I would take the drive.
Duchess
Aaron says it probably did you some good to clean the house.
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Well, you say that, but now I can barely walk.
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Like my right knee is killing me.
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And I'm not 100% sure why that is, because usually it's my left knee that's bothering me.
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And it's really weird because there's this thing out now, and I've.
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I swear.
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Listen.
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I swear our phones listen to us.
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So then when you go on any app, things pop up.
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Now, I didn't bring this up at first because.
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But today I'm going through TikTok looking for stuff for the show, and this thing came up.
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What's called the Schumann residents.
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Have you ever heard of the Schumann residence?
Duchess
No.
Duchess
All right, so is it a family?
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It's a frequency that.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
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And there's some kind of frequency.
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I.
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I still don't.
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Listen, I dug into this residence resident, like a.
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Like a frequency.
Duchess
Like a frequency resonance.
Duchess
Okay?
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Resonance.
Duchess
What?
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Did I say residence?
Duchess
I thought you said a residence.
Duchess
That's why I thought it was probably a family.
Duchess
Okay.
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I'm that guy now.
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I'm like.
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You're.
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I'm like the uncle that's over.
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And he's like, you know, he just says the wrong words, and everybody just goes, let him go.
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Just let him go.
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He's.
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We know what he meant.
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So I saw a video on it, and 100.
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They do that.
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You should see the ads.
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My phone shows me.
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I'm not going to divulge what.
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But trust me, the phone is listening.
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Yeah.
Duchess
And the FBI.
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Yeah, I'm not lying.
Duchess
Don't say anything out loud, Aaron.
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So today I saw this video, and I'm like, what's this?
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I mean, I've never heard of this before.
Duchess
I'll click on that.
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So I want to dig into it, and I'll be honest with you.
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I still don't understand it.
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Well, let's hear.
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Let's.
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Here it is.
Duchess
Hey, friends.
Duchess
It's me, Aaron, your friendly neighborhood energy alchemist with today's Schumann resonance report for Monday, December 30th.
Duchess
Not a lot has changed.
Duchess
All right?
Duchess
Seriously, this is a significant amount of energy.
Duchess
This is just as much, if not more intense of the energy we got on November 30th.
Duchess
This big wall of white energy coming in.
Duchess
This is very high intensity, very high vibration, and it's really, really hitting home for me.
Duchess
So I wanted to tell you my experience, my symptoms.
Duchess
Just so you know, you're not alone.
Duchess
Okay, so the first thing I will say is, this morning, I woke up very early with a panic attack.
Duchess
It was.
Duchess
My heart was racing.
Duchess
I couldn't catch my breath.
Duchess
I couldn't really point out what it was.
Duchess
I don't know if I had a dream that triggered it or what, but the amount of resonance between the incoming energy and my base frequency is really kicking up a notch today.
Duchess
I can feel it building all around me as if waiting to integrate.
Duchess
And that is giving me a sense of anxiety, of restlessness, nervousness, all that sort of stuff that comes from the resonance between the gap in this energy and your base frequency.
Duchess
The other thing, I'm experiencing quite a bit of our spiritual hot flashes.
Duchess
I did have someone reach out to me and ask what was the mechanism of that?
Duchess
And it's actually a lot more simple than you think.
Duchess
And if you've ever had a.
Duchess
A hormonal hot flash, this is different.
Duchess
And you know the difference.
Duchess
A spiritual hot flash is a rush of heat into your body.
Duchess
For me, my whole body is hot all at once like that.
Duchess
Out of nowhere, I break out into a sweat, and then within a minute, I'm freezing again.
Duchess
These are my.
Duchess
I call them the freezy hots, spiritual hot flashes.
Duchess
Now, the reason you may experience these is because, remember, the movement of energy produces heat, just like when you boil water.
Duchess
So when you are receiving big pushes of high intensity energy into your body, you can often experience those spiritual hot flashes as it rushes into your body.
Duchess
My sleep is not happening.
Duchess
My body is a little bit sore in my lower joints.
Duchess
And all of this is attributed to this energy coming in because it's asking us to move forward, to let go of where we planted our feet and take steps towards something better for ourselves.
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Okay.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
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All right, so everybody's like, oh, okay.
Duchess
Well, what do we have chat lit up here?
Duchess
The chat has some energy, a little resonance there, right?
Duchess
Her voice is Giving me anxiety and hot flashes.
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I'm a witch.
Duchess
And I already think she sounds.
Duchess
I think she sounds like a nut job.
Duchess
Get to the fucking point.
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I get it.
Duchess
Okay, all right, all right.
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But so what I understand our frequency is supposed to be around 7 hertz.
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I don't know.
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But here's.
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And I've heard this before.
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You're supposed to ground yourself.
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Like, in other words, we are one with Earth, okay?
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And back in the oldie days, we used to walk around without shoes on.
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And when you touch the Earth, you grounded yourself.
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If you don't ground yourself, you can have all this buildup of static and energy that you're getting from the atmosphere, and we.
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Okay, now, I never.
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I always have shoes and socks, and I don't ever go out and touch the ground with my bare feet.
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So some people have these things called grounding mats that you plug into an outlet, into the grounding port of the outlet, and then you lay on this thing.
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It's supposed to be the same thing as going out with putting your feet on the ground.
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So I was like, well, is that what I need?
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Because I'm not.
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I'm not lying.
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When I woke up this morning today, I felt like I was beat with a baseball bat.
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I'm the only guy I know that I get, like, injured sleeping.
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Like, I wake up, and I think.
Duchess
A lot of people wake up like that.
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My knee hurts, my shoulder hurts.
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You know, my arm must have slept on my side, my hands asleep, you know, that kind of shit.
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So I'm thinking to myself, do I need a grounding mat, or do I want to go out and stick my feet on the ground for a while and see if that works or.
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Because I'm telling you, I was limping around today and cursing.
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I was like, I'm telling you, if I would have had.
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I feel like, take that cane I got for Christmas and just cut my leg off above the knee.
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It was.
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I think that would have been less painful.
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I really do.
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It's called old age.
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I'm not that old.
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I'm only 63.
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I know, it's crazy.
Duchess
Aaron says it happens to me, too.
Duchess
We really are brothers.
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Serious.
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It's crazy.
Duchess
And Josh says, f me, I've walked over 2,000 miles this year, and even I don't believe in grounding.
Duchess
All right.
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All right.
Duchess
Well, that's all right.
Duchess
I mean, thinks that pumping your own gas will help.
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Now you, Bob.
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Pumping your own.
Duchess
Don't be jelly, Bob.
Duchess
Yeah, I mean, you can all you like, like.
Duchess
Oh, I don't have to pay taxes on.
Duchess
Yeah, well, you still have to get out of your car and do it.
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Gotta get out of your car.
Duchess
We don't.
Duchess
Yeah, we don't.
Duchess
Look, we don't have much here in Jersey.
Duchess
I'm keeping the gas.
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It's not a big.
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I don't know why they get all bent out of shape over that.
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I, I really don't.
Duchess
Jelly.
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You know, it's like we, you know what we can't do here?
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We can't go to a 711 or a Wawa and get beer like you guys do.
Duchess
That's okay.
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We can't get.
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We can't.
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That's one thing we, we don't do here.
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I'm sure you have that down there.
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Most rednecks do.
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We have.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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I, I don't know.
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I, I.
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Hey, Bob gets all, he gets all bound up about that.
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It really goes up his ass like a fucking open umbrella that we don't have to pump, pump, pump.
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Are going gas.
Duchess
Oh, we get rest.
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All right.
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Can I say something about dumb white women?
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Can I, can I say something about.
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And, and I want.
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When I say dumb white women, I'm not talking about you, okay?
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And you don't need to come to the defense of dumb white.
Duchess
No, some of them are just dumb, right?
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Because when you do, you're like.
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It almost makes you look like you're part of it and you're not.
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Okay?
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So I just want to preface the fact that a lot of white women are fucking, like, stump dumb.
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They are morons.
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Case in point is this video right here.
Duchess
Thanks.
Duchess
I can't be the only person on the planet that didn't know that you can just pick a piece of fruit off of a tree and eat it.
Duchess
I had a friend come over a few weeks ago, and she was like, carly, why do you have a bag of lemons in your fridge?
Duchess
And I said, oh, well, I use lemons in my cooking a lot.
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And sometimes I put them in my sparkling water.
Duchess
And she was just like, no, but why do you have a bag of lemons from the store?
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And I said, oh, well, sometimes I cook with them.
Duchess
And I also put them.
Duchess
And she said, no, you have a lemon tree outside.
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And I said, okay.
Duchess
And she said, so why do you buy lemons?
Duchess
And I said, because I cook with them.
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And she said, the light bulb still hasn't went off.
Duchess
God.
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Okay, now, is this a troll?
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Is she this stupid?
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I mean, in other words, did she actually think.
Duchess
I don't know, is there more to that video.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Because I want to find you.
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I want you to see when the light bulb actually goes on.
Duchess
It's Carly.
Duchess
You have a lemon tree.
Duchess
You just pick the lemons off the.
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Tree and you put them in your food or in your sparkling water.
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And I said, don't you have to.
Duchess
Do something to them?
Duchess
And she said, what do you mean?
Duchess
And I said, you don't have to do anything to the lemons.
Duchess
And she was pretty upset, which I guess I am one of the very few people.
Duchess
I didn't think that I was one.
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Of the very few people, but maybe.
Duchess
I am one of the very few.
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People that didn't know that there is.
Duchess
Nothing that you have to do to a lemon before you eat it from a tree.
Duchess
You can just take it off the tree.
Duchess
Am I the only per.
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I'm 28.
Duchess
For reference.
Duchess
Am I the only person?
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Yeah, I would say yeah, you are.
Duchess
You are.
Duchess
You are.
Duchess
Your parents have failed you.
Duchess
Your parents have totally failed you.
Duchess
Did they not read you one book where you could see produce on a tree?
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I.
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I got to say.
Duchess
Show your pictures.
Duchess
Have you.
Duchess
The Internet is at your fingertips, right?
Duchess
Where do you think lemons come from?
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I was.
Duchess
Why do you think they have to go to the store and then come back to you?
Duchess
I can't.
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I know.
Duchess
I, I, I, I.
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And again, I.
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So, like, sometimes I'll work with someone, a woman, and they'll say something to me, like, how do.
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How do you want me to.
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How do you.
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We're going to do a video, and I want to send you video clips.
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Do I have.
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How do I.
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How do I send them to you?
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So I tell them, you know how to send them to me?
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And they're like, okay, do you need them a certain way?
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Well, just the one format that you normally use.
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Just send them that way.
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Well, I mean, so then it's a long, giant conversation about how I'm supposed to get five video clips, and I want to bang my head against the wall.
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I mean, it's crazy.
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And I'm thinking to myself, why are we doing this?
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And, you know, and then again, like, women, when, no offense, women, but that's.
Duchess
Not a good start.
Duchess
Right to your sense.
Duchess
I'm going to tell you that right now.
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No offense, but you just think that things happen.
Host
It's like, you know, okay, I want to put an outlet on this wall.
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I'm like, all right, well, now I gotta.
Host
I gotta cut the wall at the bottom, and I gotta cut a spot at the top and I gotta fish a wire and I gotta drill up through, and then I gotta go across the ceiling and, you know, over to the box and all in there, and it's like.
Host
No, you just put the box there and an outlet.
Duchess
No, it's like, come on.
Host
Are you kidding me?
Duchess
Come on.
Duchess
Come on.
Duchess
Nobody is that dumb.
Duchess
Nobody is that dumb.
Host
Oh, you'd be surprised.
Duchess
No, they can't be.
Host
You would be.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
I don't do home repairs.
Duchess
I am not electrician.
Duchess
But I know you just can't cut open the wall and then stick an outlet in there and go.
Host
Isn't there like a wire you can find in there?
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Yeah.
Duchess
Sparky says Bluetooth electric.
Duchess
Bluetooth trademark that.
Duchess
Trademark that.
Duchess
Make it happen, Sparky, please.
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Hey, I want to.
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How far is Patterson from you?
Duchess
So, Patterson.
Duchess
Probably a Good solid hour 15.
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It's.
Duchess
It's north and north and hooks a little bit over.
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I found this place.
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I want to go eat.
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I was wondering maybe we could go together and grab something.
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I.
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I want to show you this.
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This is amazing.
Duchess
Would you eat a guinea pig?
Duchess
This is popular on Peruvian cuisine.
Duchess
I have been wanting to eat Peruvian place for a very long time.
Duchess
It's a little bit hard to find.
Duchess
I found it at Griselda restaurant and lounge in Patterson.
Duchess
Now, my friend was squeamish, so we got some other dishes like this pasta and lomo saltado.
Duchess
But I was here for one thing, and that is guinea pig.
Duchess
So I had heard that this tasted like pork.
Duchess
They deep fried it.
Duchess
They usually sell it in a.
Duchess
As I took my first taste, I actually thought that this tasted more like rabbit.
Duchess
I had to pair this meat with some Inca Cola.
Duchess
If you know, you know.
Duchess
Now, the skin, it was deep fried.
Duchess
It was nice and crispy.
Duchess
So like any other deep fried fried skin, there were so many bones and not a lot of meat.
Duchess
And I was kind of freaked out by seeing the teeth on that head.
Duchess
I ate this whole thing on Tick Tock Live.
Duchess
My friend Madge said that I was only going to take a bite and stop.
Duchess
No, I ate the whole thing.
Duchess
But as I said, there were so many bones and no milk.
Duchess
Curious how much it cost.
Duchess
$50.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
$50 for a Guinea.
Host
$50 for a Guinea pig?
Duchess
Well, probably just the work.
Host
Just.
Duchess
Just a.
Duchess
Oh, damn, that's rude.
Duchess
Looking at my two little dummy.
Duchess
Gimme guinea pigs over here.
Host
Well, now I know where you could take them to get rid of them.
Duchess
I'm not going to Patterson.
Duchess
Mom says some touches is sitting on a hundred Dollars.
Host
Hey, see, at least I spent way.
Duchess
More than $100 on these stupid things.
Duchess
Just feeding them.
Duchess
I do know.
Duchess
So Sparky says, do you know what TV show this music is from?
Host
Is that the Dating Game?
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Is it the Dating Game?
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I thought it was a Dating Game.
Duchess
How about this is on I.
Duchess
There's a particular reel that.
Duchess
It's the one with all the captions.
Duchess
It's called I think I'm Michael or whatever.
Duchess
And it's one of those.
Duchess
They take a video and.
Duchess
Or they show a video of some awful person doing something stupid.
Duchess
And then what it does, it takes.
Duchess
And then it goes straight to the comments and highlights the really terrible ones, like the one that we'd played with the woman's like, here's the trend.
Duchess
If you had to guess my name, what would it be?
Duchess
And it was like cat piss.
Duchess
Never, never clean.
Duchess
And all these terrible names because she.
Duchess
You know, and it was just it.
Duchess
So that.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
I'm always playing that song.
Host
So there's this one I saw today.
Host
It's a huge guy.
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I mean, he is big and he's dressed in western gear and he's got a side shooter and a pistol in here and he's got a gun.
Host
So he's sitting there and he's like, ting, ting, ting.
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He's shooting these targets and he's pulling out this other gun.
Host
He's shooting.
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He's walking and he goes, what's his name?
Host
And they're calling him Belly the Kid.
Host
And the names were amazing.
Duchess
We'll have to link a couple of them in the Discord because they are so funny.
Host
It doesn't work here on the show.
Duchess
No, it's.
Duchess
It's definitely a video you have to watch.
Duchess
So maybe you can link a couple of them in show notes or something.
Duchess
Well, you know, you have to join our Discord and you'll have to find them.
Duchess
I'm sorry, we're not going to link them in the show notes.
Duchess
You have to find us.
Duchess
All right, the comments are.
Duchess
Now everyone knows you have to bake a guinea pig.
Duchess
Bob says air fry and Red says guinea pigs in a blanket.
Host
Guinea pig.
Duchess
You're supposed to be on my side for this.
Host
I like that.
Duchess
Yeah, there you go.
Host
I love that.
Duchess
I do.
Duchess
I do have a puff pastry dough.
Duchess
I guess you could roll them right up in it.
Host
Oh, these little things, they're guinea pig pot pie.
Host
That would be good too.
Host
Anything with Ravi.
Duchess
Look, I'm sorry.
Duchess
These little suckers were not meant to live three plus years longer than I Took them in.
Duchess
I mean, we just celebrated my third year of having these things.
Host
I don't know, I would, I would be getting rid of them somehow.
Host
I.
Host
I would be out there waving them at a hawk and tossing them in the air.
Duchess
Oh, they wouldn't even know.
Duchess
That's the.
Duchess
They're blind.
Host
They're blind.
Host
They're like.
Duchess
Put them outside to be like, hey, what's this?
Duchess
And then they, they're gone.
Duchess
I don't need nature snatching these things up.
Host
Do you know who Andrew Tate is?
Duchess
Yeah, I know of him.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Okay.
Duchess
He's a real charmer.
Duchess
I understand.
Host
But he said something today and it kind of made me.
Host
Made me go, he's a little creepy.
Duchess
He's a little creepy.
Host
Okay, so this is what he said.
Host
White people are doomed to fail because they're the only race that cares what women think and say.
Host
And I was like, okay.
Host
He says the results.
Host
Liberalism.
Host
LGBT birth rates decline.
Host
Wife says, no more babies.
Host
One is enough.
Host
White man agrees.
Host
The black man simply fucks someone else.
Host
A white man will never, ever, ever win.
Host
Because you're the only race women can control.
Host
Women can't control brown or black men.
Host
It's why they chase us.
Host
To be honest, they like it.
Host
Every white woman alive fantasizes about a black man.
Duchess
Is he black?
Host
I don't know what he is.
Host
He's something.
Duchess
I mean, I heard he's a big douchebag.
Host
He's not.
Host
He's not.
Duchess
Does he live in America?
Duchess
Doesn't he have to live in Europe?
Host
He lives in Romania, I think.
Duchess
Yeah, he can't because he's due to get arrested in like a bunch of countries.
Duchess
Right?
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
So it says.
Duchess
I'll take what he says with a grain of salt.
Host
White man's civilization is collapsing because they're neutered by the brutal, crudely ineffective females and pandering to their emotion, emotionality.
Duchess
I was like, well, he's picking winners.
Host
Well, when you say this, when you say this, white people get mad.
Host
I'm a real man.
Host
My wife is the best.
Host
I'm a real dad.
Host
But that's a hard cope.
Host
Women control you.
Host
That's why you let foreigners in.
Host
And those foreigners don't listen to women, so they outbreed you.
Host
Now, let's review.
Host
Okay, let's go with your moose lambs.
Host
They breed like cockroaches, right?
Host
They.
Duchess
How many of they don't live over there?
Host
So I'm talking about the ones that live here.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
I don't associate with your Muslims, right?
Duchess
I don't know any.
Duchess
I mean, a few, but like.
Host
And then how many black women have multiple baby daddies?
Host
I'm not saying the white broads ain't catching up.
Host
There's.
Host
They're starting to get.
Duchess
The white broads ain't catching.
Host
Okay, all right, well, but then again, maybe they, maybe the white broads have, you know, maybe their baby daddies aren't white.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
Which is, you know, I'm not saying that that's.
Duchess
Well, why, why would women have so many babies?
Duchess
Is it because the.
Host
Well, see what happens when the white.
Duchess
Man told them to?
Host
When a man takes his wee wee and sticks it in her glory.
Duchess
No, that's not what I said.
Duchess
I understand how I said why, dummy.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I think because.
Host
Well, I think sport is, you know, has become more and more acceptable.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
I mean, it's not like you, you know, before you would hook up with one guy and that was kind of it.
Host
Now it's, you know, they need to do that.
Host
Right?
Host
There's, you know, when guys and girls, they, you know, they're just looking for friends with benefits or, you know, something once a week or whatever.
Host
You know, it's 1:30 in the morning and there's like, you know, they text you up.
Host
As long as the government pays more money per month to have more babies, they going to keep doing it.
Duchess
Okay, all right.
Host
The winning races.
Host
Simply ignore that women think and completely use them for children only.
Host
Oh my God.
Duchess
Dean.
Duchess
Solution.
Host
Dean.
Host
Have more anals, less babies.
Host
Of course.
Host
Anal date, anal.
Duchess
D.
Duchess
Oh, no eating.
Duchess
Big time.
Duchess
Ebt.
Duchess
Oh.
Host
The endless kids.
Host
And I will keep you alive.
Host
Do not talk to me very much.
Host
I am busy with the guys and the winning formula for the races which reproduce.
Host
Don't shoot the messenger.
Host
I thought that was interesting.
Duchess
Is that what he said?
Duchess
So, yeah, well, I, I don't think he's really.
Duchess
All right.
Host
We're having problems.
Duchess
I think he's someone who should be speaking on any of that.
Host
But we're having problems in this country with, you know, the population that keeps getting smaller and smaller.
Host
And that's why they want.
Duchess
Yeah, because the people who are at the age of having babies don't want them because they can't afford them.
Host
Okay?
Duchess
My kids don't.
Duchess
They don't want kids they can't afford.
Duchess
They can't get a house in the renting and stuff.
Duchess
But like they want to proceed to the next step and they're not having babies.
Duchess
They're not.
Duchess
That's not their thing.
Host
I don't know.
Host
There's a lot of single women that have kids, you know, for.
Host
For whatever reason.
Host
But I just thought it was interesting that there was the white.
Host
The white versus black and brown men.
Host
How white?
Host
We kind of pander to our women in a way.
Duchess
Well, then grow a pair and stop pandering.
Host
Yeah, I'm thinking that maybe we should stop.
Duchess
What is that my problem?
Duchess
I didn't say grow a massive pair of balls and just tell them shut the up.
Host
I agree.
Duchess
What do you want me to say?
Duchess
It's not my fault.
Host
I know.
Host
I just finally, you know, start putting you women in your places.
Host
That's, you know, basically.
Duchess
Apparently not.
Duchess
Apparently you like being put in your place, so.
Host
Yeah, you know, so there.
Duchess
Take it.
Host
Well, the whole feminism, the whole feminism movement made us, you know, we, as.
Host
As white men, we need to sit here and listen and, you know.
Duchess
You do, right?
Host
I don't just think that, to be honest with you.
Host
I really don't think the respect is there on both ends.
Host
Men I agree with.
Host
Women don't respect men.
Host
I love the videos where there's a guy out there and they say.
Duchess
Did you say something?
Host
There's a guy who's got a microphone and he's.
Host
He's interviewing these two women.
Host
And you know, one of them looks like a.
Host
A busket, a busted can of biscuits, like she's pouring out of her pocket.
Host
Yeah, me.
Duchess
I got you.
Host
Yeah, well, no, I mean, she.
Duchess
We all can't look great.
Host
Listen, she dressed like a.
Host
She's dressed like a stripper.
Host
But, you know, she just doesn't really.
Host
I mean, like I said, she's not the.
Duchess
She's not the Friday night mainstage stripper.
Duchess
I got you.
Host
So she says.
Host
So the guy asks her, what do you need a man?
Host
What do you need from a man?
Host
What does he have to have for you to date him?
Host
And she says, well, he has to make over $100,000.
Host
He has to be at least six foot tall.
Host
And he pulls out a scale and puts it on the ground and says, step on the scale.
Host
And they're like, what do you mean, step on the scale?
Host
And he says, well, I like a woman that's under like £200, and I just want to.
Host
And puts the scale down on the ground.
Host
And she's like, I'm not stepping on that scale.
Host
A woman's weight doesn't mean make a difference.
Host
And so it's funny to watch those videos because it happens a lot, you.
Duchess
Know, I think it's fair to have expectations.
Duchess
I don't think there's anything wrong with having an expectation.
Duchess
But don't fuss when the person you have expectations from requires the same from you.
Duchess
So, you know, you got.
Duchess
What are you bringing to this end of the relationship?
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
Well, if you want.
Duchess
Was it.
Duchess
That was the 666 combination, right?
Host
Six foot, six figures, six foot tall, six inch wiener.
Duchess
Okay, so.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
And make six figures.
Duchess
Well, you.
Duchess
What are you bringing?
Duchess
I mean, that's generic.
Host
That's what they want.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
No, but what is that chick gonna bring then to that real.
Duchess
If that's what she expects.
Host
And what do guys want?
Host
We want a woman that.
Host
Well, you know.
Host
No, no.
Duchess
You want one with big tits and ass.
Duchess
Sucks wiener and does whatever you say.
Duchess
Right.
Host
Let's break that down.
Host
Hold on.
Host
So like big tits.
Host
Yes.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
Big ass.
Host
I don't know.
Host
Sucks dick.
Host
Okay, we'll do that.
Host
And like sex twice a week.
Host
Is that too much to ask?
Duchess
Enjoy sex.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
Okay.
Host
Enjoys it.
Host
All right.
Host
You know, what do we guys do?
Host
We care if they enjoy it.
Duchess
Make a good sandwich.
Host
Make a good sandwich.
Host
That's right.
Host
You know, make dinner.
Host
Keep the house clean.
Host
You know, sometimes I'm gonna be.
Host
I'm of the belief that all you bring to the relationship is somebody else.
Host
You're lacking.
Host
You're right.
Host
See, we wouldn't.
Host
We want more than that.
Host
We want somebody that's gonna take care of the.
Duchess
The says don't forget anal.
Host
Anal for that.
Duchess
Oh, here you go, Bob.
Duchess
Bob knows when to shut the fuck up.
Host
Yeah, women, you need to know when to shut the up.
Host
That's all.
Host
Little respect, Res.
Duchess
I think it needs to be mutual.
Duchess
I agree.
Host
Okay.
Host
Okay.
Duchess
I think.
Duchess
I think respect should be on both sides.
Host
Right?
Host
But I mean, like, in other words, you got to give to get.
Host
Bob says I'll clean your house.
Host
I'll clean my own house, cook my own food and do my own laundry.
Host
Just don't be a.
Host
Okay.
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
Bruce has something to weigh in.
Duchess
Says quick hit in the room to wish you both happy New Year.
Duchess
And yes, big tits.
Duchess
PJs and steaks.
Host
Steaks.
Host
Got to be able to make a good steak.
Host
Yeah, A good meal.
Host
That's all.
Host
Make some desserts.
Duchess
All right, Sparky, I think you're getting a little out of hand, but I.
Host
Agree with the threesome every now and then.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I don't need.
Host
I don't need to be disappointing two women at the same time.
Host
Say it.
Host
I.
Host
It's Just to me, I.
Host
I think that the kids today, they've.
Duchess
Today, right.
Host
The kids today, they've grown up where they're more in.
Host
In a house, you know, they're more introverts, it seems like.
Duchess
Oh, it absolutely is.
Host
Right?
Host
And then they go.
Host
When they go out that they're like feral cats, you know, they just back that ass up.
Host
Threesomes are overrated.
Duchess
Aaron says.
Host
Aaron says threesomes are overrated.
Duchess
I think that that deserves a little more conversation.
Host
I've never been involved in a threesome.
Host
Okay, here's.
Host
Here's the way it is.
Host
It's a threesome.
Host
If it's an Eiffel Tower, two men, one girl, that's a gay act.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
Host
If it's two girls, two chicks at the same time, it's not a gay act.
Host
But, I mean, you.
Host
You have to be.
Host
I don't know.
Duchess
Just be prepared to handle that.
Host
Yeah, I mean, that's a lot of work.
Duchess
Unless you're sitting back with a camera or something, I guess.
Host
How's that song go you're doing?
Host
I'm a lazy lover.
Host
No, I'm only kidding.
Duchess
Easy, lover.
Host
Same thing.
Host
Not really.
Duchess
All right, all right, last one.
Duchess
On this one, Aaron says a lot.
Host
Of work for the same, right?
Host
Who gets the nut?
Host
If you're with two girls at the same time, who gets it?
Host
Or you just do.
Host
You just shoot it around like there are two cinnamon rolls.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I don't know how that works.
Duchess
Oh, no.
Duchess
Moving on.
Host
Just drizzled all over the place.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Host
Well, you say that, but there is this one woman who has two vaginas.
Duchess
Yes, I saw that story and thought we would have to discuss that.
Host
All right, here she is.
Duchess
I don't see it flapping out there.
Host
Well, no kidding.
Host
All right, so this is her thing.
Host
I was born with two vaginas.
Host
You won't believe disgusting things that I've heard while dating.
Host
Now, she's very attractive.
Host
Red hair.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
She's got a Jason.
Duchess
Love her.
Host
I'm just telling you.
Host
Well, big daddy over here likes her too.
Duchess
All right, well, you like them redheads.
Host
I.
Host
You know what?
Host
I don't have a hair preference, but I'm an equal.
Host
Opportune.
Host
Brown hair, blonde hair, redhead.
Host
That's fine.
Host
No hair, short hair, long hair, doesn't matter.
Host
Woman born with two vaginas have revealed the disgusting behavior she faces on the.
Host
On the dating apps.
Host
She's 26 years old.
Host
You know what?
Host
She looks older.
Duchess
Really?
Duchess
She's 26?
Host
Yeah.
Host
I know.
Host
That's she.
Duchess
She looks like 36.
Host
I know.
Duchess
Yeah, I think we're padding those numbers.
Host
She has uterus delidious.
Host
I don't know how to say that word.
Duchess
That's funny.
Host
D, I, D, E, L, P, H, Y, S.
Host
She found out when she was 16.
Host
The uterus develops two ducts, which.
Host
All right, so in other words, so she's got two sets of plumbing, so she could get pregnant in both.
Host
In both now.
Duchess
So I think they're one.
Duchess
It's one over the other, I believe.
Duchess
Unless they're side by side.
Host
Let me see.
Duchess
I'm looking, actually, I don't recall that.
Host
Combines the ducts do not combine.
Host
Two uteruses in development, in some cases, two cervixes, two vagina canals can also be created.
Host
Okay, now I'm thinking of this as a guy, right?
Host
I'm thinking as a guy.
Host
But I mentioned this story to somebody else today and she said, that's fucking horrible.
Duchess
Yeah, it is.
Host
And I said, periods.
Host
Two periods.
Host
Two.
Host
You know, men, you know, menopause.
Host
Imagine going through menopause with two vaginas.
Duchess
Just non stop, right?
Host
Just be constant PMSing twice.
Host
You know, double your pleasure, double your fun.
Host
But what she.
Duchess
So she.
Duchess
It's one entryway, but two canals, I guess is what we're looking at.
Host
I don't know, I.
Host
I was hoping for some pictures or at least a diagram.
Duchess
A diagram actually would be helpful.
Host
Yes.
Duchess
Not.
Host
Not, you know, hey, listen, if she has two clits, be easy.
Duchess
Sorry.
Host
Yeah, maybe a guy could find one.
Duchess
Doubt it.
Host
So she said she had a specific encounter with a high profile man that she had been dating.
Host
She said things have been going well.
Host
After a few drinks, he comes over with his friend.
Host
I'm like, okay.
Host
Next minute he says, I've been thinking that he and his mate want to be tunnel bunnies.
Host
All right?
Duchess
Tunnel buddies.
Host
Tunnel buddies.
Host
Tunnel buddies in her separate love tunnels.
Duchess
So how is.
Host
And again, I'm thinking to myself, how.
Duchess
Close do you want to be?
Duchess
That's what I'm saying to your friend.
Host
Like, I'm thinking to myself, I don't think these guys.
Host
It's not like they're side by side.
Duchess
Like, her legs don't come off.
Host
And it's not like, how far apart are you?
Host
It's not like it's a double garage.
Host
You know what I mean?
Host
It's not like it's side by side.
Host
I would imagine there's one over top, one over top of the other.
Host
Kind of like a.
Host
So then how do you do that.
Duchess
How do you.
Duchess
So do you have to sit on your friend's lap in order to make this happen?
Duchess
Look, I don't want to.
Host
I know there's some porn out there that's double penetration.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Host
All right.
Host
Where it's two guys and I'm like, look again.
Host
I go back to the gay act where, you know, there's, I mean, when you're just.
Host
When you're weenies and against another man's weenie, even if it's going in the vagina.
Host
I'm sorry, that's a gay act.
Host
Where's your balls at this?
Host
Like, where's the boys at at this point now?
Host
Are they just swinging in the breeze or how does that work?
Duchess
Yeah, where do you.
Duchess
I have questions I don't know if I want the answers to, but I do.
Duchess
I'm trying to envision it, and I don't like what I'm envisioning, so I'm gonna try to not think about this.
Host
I was wondering and I couldn't find out.
Host
I was wondering if she had an only fans because that one.
Duchess
Oh, well, I'm surprised you haven't found.
Host
Them for research purposes.
Host
I wanted to find out maybe that, you know, I could see what was going on down there.
Duchess
Oh, here you go.
Host
For science.
Duchess
You said redhead and Jason appeared.
Host
That's a redhead.
Duchess
Yeah, it is a red.
Duchess
Well, I don't know if it's a true redhead, but okay, but.
Duchess
And then Bob with the scientific question.
Host
Can she queef out of both?
Host
Oh, I imagine that would be sound like.
Host
It sound like a pair of bagpipes.
Host
Sword fighting.
Duchess
Yeah, it says sword.
Host
Sword fighting.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I just don't understand.
Host
Like I said too.
Duchess
And I'm not drawing a picture, right?
Duchess
Absolutely not.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I'm just.
Duchess
Oh, my goodness.
Host
I, I thought that that was kind of a.
Duchess
I, I, you know what in to take all the.
Duchess
The silliness out of it.
Duchess
I actually feel bad for her because that's got to be.
Host
Yeah.
Host
For her.
Duchess
Like you.
Duchess
How do you date normally?
Duchess
Although I guess is so the youngins is that all you guys do is just go on dating apps.
Duchess
Like, do you meet people in person ever?
Duchess
But then again, like, how do you preface that conversation?
Duchess
Like, obviously you'd have to meet somebody, talk to them for a while.
Host
Well, you know what the kids do today?
Host
They slide into your Instagram dms.
Host
Like they see an attractive girl and they slide into the DMs and say, you know, it's like when you go, you're at a Bar.
Host
And you approach a woman, right?
Host
And then, you know, they just start chatting or whatever, and the next thing you know, they make a date to go somewhere they don't even.
Duchess
But how do you.
Duchess
How do you find somebody on Instagram?
Duchess
Like, do you just creep around on Instagram till you find someone you think works?
Duchess
What if.
Duchess
I mean, just.
Duchess
I guess.
Host
I guess the.
Host
For you.
Host
I don't know, to be honest with you.
Duchess
I mean, I meet people all the time.
Host
I would imagine, like, again, remember, I'm an old guy and I really don't know how to work the social medias that well, but I imagine that the.
Host
The girls would have some kind of hashtag that they would use.
Host
You know, on Twitter, you don't use.
Host
They're available.
Duchess
You don't use hashtags anymore.
Duchess
Even Elon Musk says, don't even use them.
Host
See, I missed that.
Host
I missed that.
Duchess
On Instagram, I think you can still use them, but.
Host
Right.
Duchess
It helps.
Duchess
Helps track everything.
Duchess
But I.
Duchess
The double vag isn't like a deviated septum?
Duchess
I don't think so.
Host
No.
Duchess
I mean, that's.
Duchess
I just feel bad.
Duchess
That's.
Host
I would imagine that's a rough way.
Duchess
To go through life because you'd have to explain that.
Duchess
And I'm sure every guy that you end up with is going to be like, so.
Host
Well, I would imagine, like questions.
Host
Yeah, well, once.
Host
Let's go crazy.
Host
And again, I don't know how this.
Host
I don't know that there was no diagram, but I mean, if there's two openings you could use, be the weekday and the weekend.
Duchess
Well, you can.
Duchess
You can implement other things like toys and such.
Duchess
Right?
Host
I mean, there you go.
Host
You could use a toy.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Toys, I mean, right?
Host
Yeah, you could be.
Host
You could be in one and then the other one.
Host
That would work.
Host
Just saying.
Duchess
Okay, well.
Host
Make you blush.
Host
I'm sorry.
Duchess
No, no, I'm fine.
Host
You okay over there?
Duchess
No, I'm good.
Host
All right.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
I just feel bad.
Duchess
That's just not.
Duchess
That's a rough way to just go through life because you'd have to until you found the guy.
Host
Could you imagine whoever.
Host
The gynecologist.
Host
The first time.
Duchess
Hey, guess what?
Duchess
Guess what I have.
Host
That's what you have.
Duchess
Or.
Duchess
Or she has no idea.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
And then the gynecologist comes in and goes, you gotta sit down.
Duchess
We gotta talk.
Duchess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
That sucks.
Host
You know.
Host
Hey, you gotta see this.
Host
It brings her.
Host
Brings them in.
Host
Brings everybody in.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Amazing.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Can I Take pictures.
Duchess
Yeah, it's.
Duchess
That's rough.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
It's no good.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I don't want to say it's no good.
Duchess
It would be very challenging to live your life that way, especially if there's two of everything.
Duchess
You know, Sparky says, I think there is a left road and a right road once you get inside.
Host
Oh, maybe.
Duchess
So I guess you got to figure out which highway you want to take, right?
Host
Just don't.
Host
Just don't crash into the medium.
Host
That's the problem.
Host
That would hoit if you crash into the medium.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Don't go.
Duchess
Don't drop down, because that's a whole nother problem.
Duchess
Right.
Host
That would hurt.
Duchess
It's gonna be.
Duchess
She's already dealing with enough.
Duchess
You don't have to do any more indignities going there.
Duchess
Oh, Josh says, remember those double mink commercials?
Host
Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your nut.
Host
Double nut.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
Double nut.
Duchess
Poor woman.
Host
Virginia.
Host
Man dies after a bear shot in a tree falls on him.
Duchess
I'm like, I heard this story yesterday.
Duchess
We laughed about this for a half hour.
Duchess
And I was like, I need to find this so we can bring this to the.
Duchess
To the show, because there's no way that's not going to spark some discussion.
Host
Okay.
Host
So when you sent me this, I was like, how the does this happen?
Host
Because, like, how stupid are you?
Host
I've been out.
Duchess
Stupid are you.
Host
I've been out coon hunting.
Host
And, you know, and so when you go and you get the dogs to tree a coon.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
Then you.
Host
You shoot the coon out of the tree, and then, you know, you got to keep the dogs away from it, or the dogs will rip it apart.
Host
But I've never seen a coon fall on a hunter before.
Host
And, you know when you're squirrel hunting, you shoot a squirrel and, you know, that thing comes down.
Host
I've never seen somebody get hit by.
Host
How do you get hit by a fucking bear?
Duchess
I'm guessing you're standing in the wrong fucking spot.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Lester C.
Host
Harvey, 58, was rushed to two different hospitals after being struck by a fallen bear.
Host
The hunting group was following the bear, and it went up a tree, and then the group retreated from the tree.
Host
A hunter shot the bear, and the animal fell onto another hunter who was standing about 10ft away.
Duchess
How drunk are you and stupid are you to be standing right there?
Host
I figured, the bear's up there, and he's like, you know what?
Host
He might kill me, but I'm taking one of these motherfuckers with me and just dove out of the tree.
Host
And poor Lester C.
Host
Harvey was just the unfortunate.
Duchess
I got him.
Duchess
I got him.
Host
These are the long shots I hit.
Host
I don't hit the $1.2 billion mega millions.
Host
I don't hit that.
Host
Long shot.
Duchess
No.
Host
I hit the long shot where the bear falls out of a tree and kills me.
Duchess
Long shot like Elmer Siford.
Host
What's the biggest.
Host
What's.
Host
What's the longer shot of?
Host
What's the.
Host
What's the word I'm looking for here?
Host
Someone help me.
Duchess
Odds.
Host
What's the bigger odds?
Host
Hitting the mega millions or having a bear fall out of the fucking tree and killing you?
Duchess
Wabbit season.
Duchess
Duck season.
Host
Bear season.
Duchess
Lester C.
Duchess
Harvey does not sound like a Nobel laureate.
Duchess
No, he does not.
Host
He does not.
Duchess
Now, Elmer.
Duchess
See Fudd.
Duchess
When Yogi attacks, you would think that.
Host
That.
Host
That's like a one in a million.
Duchess
You would think.
Host
You'd be wrong.
Host
In 2018, a man in Alaska was critically injured after his hunting partner shot a bear on a ridge.
Host
The animal tumbled down a slope into the man, who was also struck by the rocks that were dislodged by the bears that was rolling down the hill.
Duchess
I'm so sorry.
Host
Another man in 2019.
Duchess
Gravity, people, gravity.
Duchess
It's gonna kill.
Host
Another man.
Host
When he was injured in 2019 after his hunting partner shot a bear in a tree in North Carolina.
Host
The bear fell out of the tree and began biting the other hunter.
Host
The man and the animal tumbled off a cliff.
Host
The hunter was taken to a hospital while the bear was found dead later.
Duchess
Oh, poor bear.
Duchess
You know, they're just trying to live.
Duchess
And I get your hunting, and I understand that, but you have to think a little bit.
Host
Here's the thing.
Host
I'm against bear hunting.
Host
And the reason.
Duchess
All right, hang on.
Duchess
Jason says final destination 20.
Duchess
When nature back.
Duchess
Yeah, exactly.
Duchess
Jason.
Duchess
Well, 100.
Host
You know, it's weird.
Host
I remember a friend of mine was going out to.
Host
Where's Yellowstone at?
Host
It's like Wyoming, Montana.
Host
There's grizzly bears.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
So he was going out with that.
Duchess
Yogi bear, Like, actual real ones.
Host
So he was going for elk and he had a bow and arrow.
Host
So he was going to shoot an elk with a bow and arrow, but he carried a.45 pistol.
Host
And the guy's like, why are you carrying a.45 pistol?
Host
He goes, well, in case I see a grizzly bear.
Host
And he says, well, let me just tell you something.
Host
If you see a grizzly bear and he's coming at you with that.45 and you got that.45 pistol, you should just stick it in your mouth and shoot yourself in the head because you're never going to stop that bear with a.45.
Duchess
No.
Host
I mean, I don't think people realize how massive grizzly bears are.
Host
I mean they're huge.
Duchess
They can take a lot of shots, I'm pretty sure, unless you're shooting them with something massive.
Host
But there was this documentary of this guy that used to.
Host
He loved bears and he would go to Alaska and he would hang out with the bears and he did this for years.
Host
He would go out there and he named them and he would do all this stuff.
Host
And then one day he was up there with his girlfriend and there was this old bear there and the old bear attacked him, killed him and his girlfriend and ate them.
Duchess
Oh my God.
Host
And here's the thing.
Host
The camera was still rolling when this happened.
Host
And bears like, they don't have any predators, so they don't.
Host
It's like you ever see a berry to salmon, like they just like tear its head off and they just, they don't care.
Host
They don't want to kill it.
Host
They don't care if they kill it.
Host
They just start eating it.
Host
And you can hear this guy and his girlfriend just now.
Host
They don't play this in the documentary.
Host
And I think it was like, in other words, they don't.
Host
But there's actual audio out there because he was off camera.
Host
But you can hear the screams of him.
Duchess
I don't want to hear that.
Host
And it went on for quite, quite some time.
Duchess
I bet it went on for way longer than it should have.
Duchess
Oh my God.
Duchess
That's.
Host
That's.
Duchess
Let's go hunting.
Duchess
That's fun.
Duchess
No, no, no.
Duchess
That's so nice.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I don't like going anywhere where you know what, wherever when you're, what you're.
Duchess
Hunting is going to eat you or.
Host
Not only that, but something out there could.
Duchess
They're apex predators.
Duchess
Who's eating a bear?
Duchess
Another bear maybe.
Duchess
That's about it.
Host
I don't know if you know that in New Jersey they have coyotes now.
Host
We have coyotes in New Jersey.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
They're on the beach and they're on Long Beach Island.
Host
Pretty big.
Host
I mean some of these things are.
Duchess
These may not be as big, but.
Duchess
Yeah, out in the woods the size.
Host
Of good sized German shepherds that are.
Host
Ones that are around here and.
Duchess
What do you mean around here?
Duchess
Like by you?
Host
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Duchess
Oh, that's fun.
Host
Yeah.
Host
You know where the, the river is and there's a Golf course there.
Host
They had someone take the conference, are out there golfing, and all of a sudden this wild e coyote comes wandering out on the golf course and just like, looking around, like looking for a rabbit or a squirrel or.
Duchess
Tells you they're.
Duchess
They're very accustomed to humans.
Host
Yeah.
Host
They don't give a shit.
Host
Noise.
Duchess
They don't care.
Duchess
I hope they got in their cart and left.
Host
Well, I guess.
Host
But you know what?
Duchess
They finished the hole.
Host
What's going on now is if you have like a small dog or a cat and you let it out the.
Duchess
Out of them.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
They'll eat them.
Host
Same thing.
Host
We have bald eagles here too.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
So bald eagles and big hawks.
Host
No.
Host
Known to take a cat or two by us.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Oh, yeah, we had.
Duchess
We had.
Duchess
My daughter had her rabbit outside.
Duchess
Oops.
Duchess
And she had a rabbit.
Duchess
No, no, we watched it.
Duchess
It was.
Duchess
We.
Duchess
It was hopping in the grass and.
Duchess
But we noticed, like, birds starting circling.
Duchess
I'm like, we gotta get this rabbit inside.
Duchess
I'm not fighting off a hawk for your rabbit.
Host
Did you ever see the video of the guy?
Host
They found a little baby rabbit and they raised it.
Host
It was bigger, and they let it out in the front lawn.
Host
Let it go.
Duchess
Squirrel, I thought.
Host
But.
Host
Yeah, well, there's two.
Host
There's one was a rabbit.
Duchess
No.
Host
And they let it go.
Host
And they're going.
Host
All sudden, a hawk comes by, goes, hits the rabbit, kills it and picks it up and flies away with it.
Duchess
Like all within like three seconds.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
Just pow.
Host
The second one was a guy had a baby squirrel, raised it, bottle filled it, put it up against a tree.
Host
It starts going off a tree, and the neighbor's cat came over and got it.
Duchess
Oh, no.
Host
Hey, man, it's nature.
Host
What do you want?
Host
It is.
Duchess
It is nature.
Duchess
And you can't.
Duchess
You can't hand raise wildlife.
Duchess
It just doesn't happen.
Duchess
I mean, you can save it, but it's.
Duchess
They're not acclimated for that.
Duchess
And, you know, you take care of them and you put them outside, they're like, oh, great.
Duchess
And then gone.
Duchess
I've watched.
Duchess
I've watched hawks pick off chipmunks in my yard.
Duchess
We have one tree where we.
Duchess
One branch was cut.
Duchess
So it almost looks like a.
Duchess
It's at a junction where there's two big branches.
Duchess
And then it almost looks like a plate.
Duchess
Like a plate size.
Duchess
There's a chipmunk sitting on it.
Duchess
We were looking at it outside our kitchen window and this bird just like swooped by and snatched this chipmunk so fast.
Duchess
My Daughter screamed and she's like, no, it was so fast, like it was insane.
Host
Well, Al will do it too.
Host
So when I was, when I had the beagles for hunting rabbits, we would, you know, during this, you know, after rabbit hunting season, you still had to exercise them.
Host
So I had this place down in, in the pine barrens of New Jersey.
Host
It was 56 acres, it was fenced in.
Host
And you take the dogs there, we could run them at night and they just wouldn't, they couldn't get out, which was nice.
Host
I mean, 56 acres, a lot of land.
Duchess
And we, that's a lot of space.
Host
And we would trap rabbits and bring them and put them in there for exercise.
Host
The one time we're sitting there and we're watching, this rabbit comes out and runs out in the field and starts running.
Host
We're listening to dogs come up behind it.
Host
Oh, with that, a red tailed hawk comes down.
Host
Whack.
Host
Comes by, down, whacks that rabbit going by, kills it, then turns around, comes back, grabs it and picks it up and flies up into a tree with it.
Host
And I was like, son of a big bitch.
Host
Yeah.
Host
And the dogs come running out and they're snowing.
Host
All of a sudden they're like, where'd it go?
Host
Where's.
Duchess
I can smell it, there's blood.
Host
It was right here.
Duchess
But those hawks smack em so hard.
Duchess
It's awful.
Duchess
I mean, I get it, they gotta eat too.
Duchess
But it's.
Duchess
I don't like watching nature, nature itself in front of me.
Host
It's like, I don't want to see nature.
Duchess
Nature I don't want to see.
Duchess
I don't like watching animals.
Duchess
I don't like the things on TV where, you know, the one animal eats the other.
Host
Remember that?
Host
What was that show that you used to watch every Sunday night?
Duchess
Kingdom.
Duchess
That was.
Duchess
I always hated watching Mutual Kingdom.
Duchess
Who was the guy they used to send out in the field?
Duchess
Yeah, no, it was.
Duchess
It's not like Jack Hannah.
Duchess
It was just some guy.
Host
Yeah, it was him.
Duchess
No, it wasn't Jack Hannah.
Host
It was.
Duchess
It was like Richard at like one of the Attenboroughs.
Host
Really?
Duchess
I think voiced over, actually.
Duchess
Let's see here.
Host
Who's the guy?
Host
Mutual Almost Wild Kingdom.
Duchess
Jim Fowler.
Duchess
Okay, Jim Fowler.
Duchess
It was Jim.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
Yeah, Jim's out there.
Host
The old guy's sitting there narrating.
Host
Or it's got the camera and there's Jim out there wrestling a cheetah.
Duchess
Well, that's it.
Duchess
Look at Jim with nature.
Duchess
And then Jim's like, get it off me.
Host
Well, that was like the.
Host
The Australian guy.
Host
What was his name?
Host
The crocodile.
Host
No, what was he, though?
Host
Yeah, what was his name?
Host
I know.
Host
Steve.
Host
Irvin Erwin.
Duchess
Steve Irwin.
Host
But he was the crocodile son.
Duchess
The Crocodile hunter.
Duchess
Oh, and Marlon Perkins.
Host
Marlon Perkins.
Host
That was the old guy.
Duchess
Thank you, Dean.
Host
And then Steve Irwin, he's always, oh, look at this crocodile.
Host
He grabs it by the tail.
Host
He's like, oh, yeah, look at this snake.
Host
He's poisonous.
Host
But if you got boy's tail and swinging around, he can't get you.
Host
And the next thing you know, he's out there swimming with a stingray.
Host
And that thing shot.
Duchess
My kids were really sad about that.
Duchess
They loved him, like, right through his heart, man.
Host
Yeah, that was it.
Duchess
That's a shame.
Duchess
And now, like, his.
Host
His kids.
Duchess
Weird to see his kids.
Duchess
First of all, his son looks just exactly like him.
Duchess
It's spooky.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And then his daughter now is a baby.
Duchess
I'm like, oh, it's like watching them grow.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
It's neat.
Duchess
It's sad, but it's like, oh, you know.
Duchess
But they just.
Duchess
He was very cool.
Duchess
He made, you know, the whole animal.
Duchess
My girls were all into animals, so they always loved watching it.
Duchess
But, yeah, they were bummed when he died.
Duchess
When I was really bummed.
Host
My kids were little, they used to have this.
Host
They watched this one show where it.
Duchess
Had this lemur, Kratz creatures, and zabumafu.
Host
Zabumafu.
Duchess
I loved zabumafu.
Duchess
We were.
Host
We.
Duchess
My girls cried when Zabu died.
Duchess
Like, and it was re.
Duchess
Somewhat recently, like in the past five years or so.
Host
Oh, okay.
Host
Well, it was funny because they had a real animal.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
And then they had a puppet.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
Like, the puppet turned into the real Ammon Aminal animal.
Duchess
There you go, folks.
Duchess
We're done.
Duchess
Talking's rough.
Duchess
I know, I know.
Duchess
No, it was a good show.
Duchess
It was a great show.
Duchess
It was Kratz creatures.
Duchess
And then was the character.
Duchess
Yeah, he was very cute.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Crap brothers weren't hard to watch either.
Duchess
So it was a good show for everybody.
Duchess
I'm like, let's watch this show.
Duchess
That's how I felt about Mom's super into animals.
Host
That's how I felt about Kim Possible, and she was only a cartoon.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
Shame on you.
Host
Hey, kids, is Kim Possible one?
Host
Whatever.
Duchess
He was a lemur.
Duchess
Yes, he was a ringtail lemur.
Host
Ringtail lemur.
Host
That's it.
Host
He was ringtail lemur.
Duchess
Well, you know what's funny is when that show was very popular because it was produced through pbs, they had you could go on to the PBS store and buy little stuffed zabuma foos.
Duchess
So for Easter, the Easter bunny brought them each little zabuma foos that were in their Easter basket and they were very happy.
Duchess
I think they might still have them.
Duchess
I wonder.
Host
Check into that later.
Host
Alrighty.
Duchess
Changing the subject now.
Duchess
Nice.
Host
I gotta tell you.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
I, I want the laws in Florida to be nationwide because to be honest with you, I think it would stop a lot of this crime and a lot of this bullshit.
Host
Because in Florida they have the, you do not have to retreat.
Host
You can stand your ground.
Host
They have the stand your ground laws.
Duchess
In your own home, no less.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
And if someone's breaking in your home, you could pop a cap in their ass.
Host
You know, you see them coming through the window.
Host
This is what happened in Florida and I love this evening and welcome tonight.
Host
I'm Mark Wilson and for Linda Hurtado.
Duchess
And I'm Haley Hines.
Duchess
Thanks for joining us.
Duchess
First at 5, they were masked and armed with a crowbar.
Duchess
But two men who broke into a Bradenton home last night ended up coming face to face with a homeowner who was armed with a gun.
Duchess
Investigators say the homeowner fired shots, killing one of the intruders.
Duchess
The other ran off but was arrested blocks away.
Duchess
As Fox 13's Kimberly Quezon tells us, the sheriff is now praising that homeowner.
Duchess
Manatee Sheriff Rookwell says the homeowner did exactly what was needed to be done to protect his family.
Duchess
He says the suspect who was arrested came to the US on a 90 day visa from Chile that expire interesting September.
Duchess
Just after 9.
Duchess
Thursday night, a man and his wife were in their home on Hickory Hammock Circle in Bradenton's River Club when they got a security alert.
Host
They hear this, this commotion going on.
Host
They see these suspects that are masked up trying to break into the home.
Host
They were able to pry that window open.
Duchess
The homeowner only had seconds to act.
Duchess
He knew that something bad was about.
Host
To happen and he, he didn't stall.
Host
He grabbed his firearm.
Host
He told his wife to get into a safe spot.
Duchess
Manatee Sheriff Rick Wells says the husband came face to face with the masked men.
Duchess
One was already inside his home and another was climbing through a window.
Duchess
Nearby neighbors heard what happened next.
Host
I sat down next to the lanai.
Host
The door was open and I vividly heard, you know, three gunshots.
Duchess
27 year old Jorge Nestevan Flores, Toledo of Mexico, who goes by Annabelle Miller Valencia, was injured and later died.
Duchess
Detectives say he had been arrested for Burglary in Illinois and had an active warrant for a parole violation.
Duchess
The other suspect, 39 year old Michelle Sotomelo, ran guilty.
Duchess
A manatee sheriff's K9 stopped him a few blocks away.
Host
I praise this.
Host
This husband for doing what he needed to do to protect his home and protect his family.
Duchess
Sheriff Wells says Sotomello entered the U.
Duchess
S.
Duchess
From California on a now expired 90 day visa from Chile.
Host
Somehow made it to Tampa about six, six days ago.
Duchess
Investigators are now working to determine if Sotomello and Flores Toledo targeted other homes.
Duchess
In court, Sotomello used a translator as he was ordered held in custody.
Duchess
I just want to say that I never had any.
Host
I don't want you to interpret any facts of the case.
Duchess
While deputies are working to figure out why the pair came to manatee county, Sheriff Wells says there's one undeniable fact.
Host
The bottom line is this is the state of Florida.
Host
You want to break into someone's home, you should expect to be shot.
Duchess
Additional charges are pending.
Host
And detectives, I love that you know what, you expect to be shot.
Host
And I agree with this.
Duchess
I mean, it's really hard to.
Duchess
To argue that logic.
Duchess
It really, like, the guy was in his home, he was minding his own business.
Duchess
These two guys broke in.
Duchess
Look.
Duchess
I mean, look, was this in the evening?
Duchess
I'm gonna guess.
Duchess
I'm sorry, missed the top.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Okay, so, yeah, I mean, you break into somebody's house.
Host
Do you know what the moral of the story is?
Host
Never bring a crowbar to a gunfight.
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
You're gonna lose.
Host
Yeah, they did.
Host
Well, I mean, he shot the first one, you know.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
See, a smart homeowner would let them both get in and then shoot them.
Host
Got them both.
Host
He probably didn't know the guy.
Host
What's that?
Duchess
I mean, if you shoot him dead.
Host
Yeah, that's the way you're supposed to shoot them.
Host
Dead.
Duchess
Sparky says no one's breaking in your home to hand you a fruitcake.
Host
No.
Duchess
First of all, take that damn fruitcake back with you.
Host
Nobody knows.
Duchess
Nobody wants the fruitcake.
Duchess
But no, that's.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
What do you say to that?
Duchess
What do you say?
Host
All right.
Duchess
Defend your home.
Host
Are we ready to put our tinfoil hats on?
Host
Where's the tinfoil for my hat?
Duchess
Oh, John, like you don't have it.
Host
All right, so in New Jersey.
Host
All right, so first of all, on TikTok, you can't show drone videos anymore.
Host
They're taking them down.
Host
And you can't say drones, and you can't do videos.
Host
So you know what they're doing on TikTok now?
Host
They're calling drones Dijour bags.
Duchess
They're calling them what?
Host
Dior bags.
Duchess
Dior bags.
Host
Dior bags.
Host
That's what they call them.
Host
Dior bags.
Host
Because we can't talk like adults anymore.
Host
We got.
Host
We got to make up words so.
Duchess
That until there's so many words, you have to.
Host
Right.
Duchess
Edit.
Host
So now they're saying that these Dior bags, these drones are now causing a fog.
Host
And these fogs are making people sick.
Host
This fog is making.
Host
This fog is making people sick.
Duchess
They're creating a fog.
Host
They are creating.
Duchess
They attached fog machines to them.
Duchess
Or the drones are dispensing.
Host
Dispensing a fog.
Host
A mystery fog.
Host
Here we go.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
Unless you're living under a rock, there.
Duchess
Is a fog that is everywhere, apparently.
Host
I saw a tick toculin Tick Tocker.
Duchess
In the UK showing everyone.
Duchess
She's like, we haven't had this much fog for this long.
Host
And my throat is hurting me.
Host
It's been like this for five days now.
Duchess
I'm in Cali, California live.
Host
And the odd part is I have.
Duchess
To report there are fogs here.
Host
Now, I saw a guy in Oklahoma, he's like, what's going on?
Host
We don't get this like this in Oklahoma.
Duchess
I understand there's a little thing called.
Host
Precipitation, which people are saying that's what all this fog is.
Host
But why is there global fog?
Duchess
Does anybody know?
Host
Can anybody explain it?
Host
Now, there was a tsunami warning in.
Duchess
Northern California, obviously, because There was a.
Host
6.8 earthquake off the coast of Northern Cali.
Host
So Portland and Northern California actually have tsunami warnings, which is crazy.
Duchess
What do you patriots think about the fog?
Host
Okay, I.
Host
I don't know.
Host
But again, these Dior battles are all over the place.
Host
These drones, they're still all over the place.
Host
There's everybody still.
Host
Because of Christmas, we stopped talking fog.
Host
I don't know, but I've seen.
Host
I've seen videos of these drones, like, dropping shit that looks like fog.
Duchess
You have?
Host
Yeah, I've seen.
Host
Seen the drones.
Host
I've seen the videos of the drones.
Host
Look like they're dropping stuff.
Duchess
Looks like they're dropping.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Like they're just, like, spraying.
Host
Yeah, they're out there.
Duchess
I haven't seen that, but.
Host
Okay, well, you don't have tick tock.
Host
What do you want from me?
Host
I know I have to go into the TikTok.
Duchess
I would totally believe it if I saw it on TikTok because.
Host
Well, I'm just saying they have videos of these things.
Host
Well, the mainstream media is not doing their job.
Host
They're not out there finding this stuff.
Host
They're not out there doing these stories.
Host
So the people.
Host
The people's got a journalism.
Duchess
Okay?
Host
The media is pissed off now because Elon Musk said, we're the journalists now.
Host
And the one guy gets up and.
Duchess
Goes, we're your journalists now.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Guess what?
Host
Yes, they are.
Host
Because you don't do shit.
Host
You pick on one you're not.
Duchess
It's true.
Duchess
They're not factual.
Host
Right.
Host
They're not factual.
Host
And you're not watching both sides.
Host
You're watching one side, while the other one you're making excuses for.
Host
We all see it.
Host
We all know it.
Host
That's why your ratings are in a tank.
Host
That's why no one's watching your dumb shows.
Duchess
Exactly.
Host
And if we do watch them, the only reason we watch them is to ridicule you because you sound stupid and you are stupid.
Host
Now, I shouldn't say that.
Host
There's a lot of people that believe your bullshit.
Duchess
Oh, yeah.
Host
But a lot of us don't.
Host
And, you know, and we're on to you.
Host
We're on to what you're doing.
Host
We get it.
Duchess
I don't know about the fog.
Duchess
I haven't.
Duchess
I haven't seen any fog.
Duchess
I've been.
Duchess
I've driven around.
Duchess
I haven't.
Host
I gotta tell you something much in.
Duchess
The way of drones at night.
Host
So an alien could land in your.
Host
On your front.
Host
On your street, in front of your house.
Host
Little green men could come out and go, nanu, nanu.
Host
And you still would say, ah.
Host
It was just a.
Duchess
When they show up, I will be happy to greet them with cookies.
Host
Okay?
Duchess
Does that make you happy?
Host
I don't know Any of.
Host
I like cookies.
Host
What kind of cookies do you feed an alien?
Duchess
Whatever ones they want.
Duchess
I have chocolate chips here.
Host
We got chocolate chips.
Host
We got oatmeal raisin.
Duchess
I don't do.
Duchess
I think it's little aliens flying around?
Duchess
No, And I.
Duchess
I truly think the drones are.
Duchess
They're government.
Duchess
I think it's our government drones.
Duchess
I think they're.
Duchess
I still think there's dirt back.
Duchess
Well, now it's Christmas, so everybody and their mother's got drones for Christmas.
Duchess
So I think they're all up there too.
Duchess
But I do think there's.
Duchess
It is a government issue, and I don't know why the.
Duchess
They're not doing anything about it.
Host
Some of them are the size of a Suburban.
Host
They're big.
Host
Don't get one of them under the okay.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
Well, I haven't seen the suburban ones.
Duchess
I haven't hover over my house.
Host
Trust me.
Host
I've been out looking.
Host
I've been out at night driving around looking for drones, and I haven't seen one.
Host
It's kind of like deer hunt.
Duchess
You're driving around, like, looking up.
Host
Yeah, I am.
Host
I am.
Host
Jimmy.
Duchess
I think you should get Jimmy to drive you now, and then you could just get your binoculars.
Host
Listen, I've been out a couple times, and I've been driving.
Host
I haven't told anybody this because I really want to sound stupid.
Host
Now, I will snicker.
Host
See?
Host
Snickerdoodle.
Host
Now, Snickerdoodle would be a good alien cookie just because of the name.
Host
And I've driven around and I've heard that they're in the area, and I haven't seen any.
Host
I haven't seen.
Host
It's like deer hunting, you know?
Host
Everybody's seen deer.
Host
I don't.
Host
Seeing.
Duchess
Yeah, Fishing, hunting.
Duchess
It's the same.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
It's all like.
Duchess
Everybody's like, did you see.
Duchess
No, I have nothing.
Duchess
I have to admit, I was trying.
Host
To get rid of that guy.
Host
I'm trying to remove this stuff so I don't hit the same thing twice.
Duchess
Bob says anal probe cookies.
Host
Anal probe cookies.
Duchess
There you go.
Host
Well, they can put them wherever.
Duchess
What flavor are those?
Host
They can put them wherever they want.
Host
Bob.
Host
I'm not.
Host
I'm not one that judges you.
Duchess
Do you, Boo.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
It's whatever makes you happy.
Duchess
Chocolate, duh.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
I want to see a drone.
Host
I want to see one.
Host
I want to find one.
Host
I want to see one.
Duchess
At this point, I would like to just get one and go fly it and see what happens, because I would love to fuck up with my neighbors.
Host
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Host
But see, the drones that you get are, like, you know, they're small.
Host
They're like, maybe this big, or maybe they're like two foot across or something like that.
Host
It's not a big deal.
Host
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Host
I would like to get one and fly one around.
Duchess
To hover it over a neighbor's house would be freaking out.
Host
My problem is I live too close to the airport, and I can't fly them anywhere right around here.
Duchess
No, you cannot.
Duchess
You will go to jail.
Host
Right?
Duchess
It's that whole FAA thing.
Host
Yeah, but why can't I just fly them, like, 300ft, these planes?
Duchess
I don't know why you couldn't.
Host
Yeah, it's not like I mean, buzzing.
Host
It's not like I'm like a.
Host
Up there, like a thousand feet trying to.
Host
And it's not like I'm on a flight path, either.
Host
You know, again, people, why is it that you think that I can't figure out where to fly a drone?
Host
Why do I need the government.
Host
The government to tell me where I can fly a drone?
Host
Lived here all my life.
Host
I know where the fucking planes are, and I know where not to fly them.
Duchess
I know.
Host
So silly.
Host
Stop telling us what to do all the time.
Duchess
Says Aaron, says you can mess with.
Host
Your neighbors with a couple helium balloons and some led.
Host
I've seen that.
Host
I saw the video for that.
Host
The guy puts these helium balloons with the lights on them and just lets them float up into the air and off they go.
Host
Yeah, and then.
Host
And then F16 shot a Hellfire missile at it.
Host
That cost, like, $2 million and shot down a.
Host
A helium balloon.
Duchess
Yes.
Duchess
Sparky says the laws are out there for the stupid people.
Host
Yeah, but they catch the other people.
Host
I know someone in Jenison that would love it if you fly one outside of his podcast window.
Host
And we're talking about our good old pal Eric Zane, so.
Duchess
Well, your good old pal today, not mine.
Host
Listen, I haven't listened to Eric in a while because he.
Host
He's not really.
Duchess
He's a moron.
Host
Well, he's boring now, like, every once in a while.
Host
I like it when he yells at the chat, you know?
Host
So apparently Michael Vick was on one of the football shows because he's now a coach of a college football team.
Duchess
That's insane.
Host
Now, Michael Vick, that's a hell of.
Duchess
A comeback for him.
Host
Well, he, first of all played his crime, was one of the best quarterbacks coming out there.
Host
He played for the Atlanta Falcons, and then they found out he was dog fighting, so they arrested him.
Host
He went to jail.
Host
This guy.
Duchess
Like how he should have all that money.
Host
Listen, all that money and you can't get probation or something like that.
Host
You got to go to actual.
Host
Go to jail for two years, like in the prime of his career.
Host
They put him in jail for two years.
Duchess
They didn't do, like, a dog fight.
Duchess
He ran a ring.
Host
Okay, so?
Duchess
Well, bigger crimes.
Duchess
So you went to jail for dog fighting?
Host
Is he.
Duchess
Is he suffering?
Duchess
Is he suffering?
Host
It took two years of his earnings away from him that he could cost him millions of dollars.
Host
I'm just saying.
Duchess
Don't fucking do dog fights, stupid.
Host
Listen, I'm not saying.
Host
I'm just saying this.
Host
If there was a white Quarterback.
Host
He would have never went to fucking jail for the same thing.
Duchess
You're right.
Duchess
White quarterbacks don't go to jail.
Duchess
Okay, all right, all right.
Host
So anyhow, he gets out of jail, and now he's looking for a team, and the Philadelphia Eagles pick him up.
Duchess
No, you're a felon.
Duchess
Come on over to us.
Host
So my kids come out.
Host
I think they were like, I don't know, 10, 11, and 12 at the time.
Host
And they come out and they go, Michael Vicks on the Philadelphia Eagles.
Host
That's it.
Host
We're Dallas Cowboy fans.
Host
I said, that's it.
Host
Go upstairs, pack your bags and get out.
Host
Yeah, get out.
Host
He electrocuted and drowned and beat dogs.
Host
Maybe they deserved it, you know?
Host
Let me just tell you something about electrocuting dogs.
Duchess
Stop.
Host
I'm telling a story.
Host
When you take hunting dogs out, a lot of times they'll run deer.
Host
You don't want them to run deer because deer will run far away.
Host
They'll run across roads.
Host
The dogs get hit by cars.
Host
So you try to train these dogs not to run deer.
Host
But here's the problem.
Host
Rabbits have, like, a slight smell.
Host
Deer is like a skunk to a dog.
Host
They can smell them.
Host
They can run them with their head up.
Host
And they.
Host
Some dogs love it.
Host
You can't stop them.
Host
Okay, so there's this guy.
Host
What he would do is, if you had a dog that you couldn't break from deer hunting, this is what he would do.
Host
He had a pen, a cage, and had a metal floor.
Host
And what he would do is he put a collar on you.
Host
Didn't go like this at all.
Duchess
I don't like this.
Host
And he put a collar on.
Host
And then we'd have the dog in there.
Host
And what he would do is he would take a deer gland from the back of the deer's leg that had the scent on it, and he would reel it in there.
Host
And when that dog would come over and sniff, he would throw the juice to it and the dog.
Host
And he kept doing it.
Host
He'd do it for two weeks.
Host
Feed and water.
Host
No one petted him.
Host
And then once.
Host
So then.
Duchess
That's gross.
Host
Like, after the fourth or fifth day, you would start to run that thing out.
Host
And as soon as the dog started to smell it, smell the deer gland, it would start crying because it knew the current wasn't coming.
Host
And at that point, the guy really turned on the juice.
Host
Now, it's terrible.
Host
It is.
Duchess
It's awful.
Host
Okay, but here's the thing.
Host
Here's the thing.
Host
It stopped the dog from running Deer.
Host
Because that dog, whenever.
Host
That we were out hunting with this.
Host
Because I know the guy who had the dog, whenever we went out hunting with this guy, if that dog smelled deer, it would run back and stand right next to us.
Host
And we're like.
Duchess
Cause he was terrified.
Duchess
Because he was terrified.
Host
That's right.
Duchess
He wants that dog to be scared to death.
Host
Yes.
Host
And to be honest with you, what we.
Host
What he did was he took a dog that you would end up having to get rid of because it's no good for hunting if it's going to run deer every time it smells a deer, especially in New Jersey.
Host
New Jersey's littered with deer.
Host
And he made it where it was a dog that would actually go out and hunt rabbits.
Host
And the other thing was, you knew if those dogs were running and that dog came back and stood next to you, you knew those assholes were running deer, so you had to go get them.
Host
That being said, it's a training method.
Host
And let me tell you something, rednecks have some great training.
Duchess
Now, two weeks of electrocuting the dog.
Host
Mm.
Host
Yeah, yeah.
Duchess
No, I don't like that.
Host
There was another time I had this problem.
Host
I had one dog, her name was Blaze.
Host
She would run a rabbit.
Host
The rabbit went in a hole.
Host
That bitch would never come back.
Host
She would sit there and try to dig that rabbit out.
Host
And you're trying to call the dogs, you can't find the dog.
Host
You can't find the.
Host
The dog.
Host
It won't come back.
Host
Calling, please, please won't come back.
Host
So I'm down in Virginia, and we were at a competition for the dogs, and I said to the guy, what the.
Host
You know, I said, that's.
Host
This one here will hoe a rabbit, and it won't come back out.
Host
I'll try to dig the rabbit out.
Host
He goes, oh, I can fix that.
Host
I said, what do you do?
Host
He says, you get up behind that dog, you see its tail out.
Host
He says, you put your boot.
Host
You shove that dog.
Host
Put your boot on that dog's ass, try to stuff it in a hole.
Duchess
Just shove it in the hole.
Host
I did that about.
Host
I caught her three or four times that she'd never put.
Host
She would never go in a hole again after a rabbit.
Host
So these are the things that you have to do every once in a while to train a dog.
Host
They're not as smart as us, you know, they just.
Host
They don't get the language.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
It's their nature, though, and it's hard.
Duchess
You have to train them, and I understand that.
Duchess
I don't like electrocution.
Host
I had shot collars.
Host
I had shot collars for the dog.
Host
Well, that's.
Duchess
I'm not a fan of shot collars, but I understand that.
Duchess
But I don't like in the.
Duchess
Not socialized in a pen.
Duchess
I have one dog that's a little creepy.
Host
You'd call her if she didn't want to come to you.
Host
You know, she would keep going.
Host
So I would.
Host
Her name was Ellie.
Host
So I said, ellie, come here.
Host
And she wouldn't.
Host
She wouldn't come.
Host
So I put the shotgar on her.
Host
We're out there, and I call her, and she wouldn't come.
Host
And every time she turned to run, I hit her.
Host
Hit her with the juice.
Host
She'd roll around a little bit.
Host
I let her go and I'd call her.
Host
And then.
Host
And then she wanted to.
Host
And then you know what?
Host
Every once in a while, I call her.
Host
Like, if I sneeze, that dog come out of the wood, you call me.
Host
Because I don't.
Host
Hey, was that.
Duchess
Sounds like Ellie?
Host
Yeah.
Host
Was that you?
Duchess
Poor thing.
Duchess
Thing is so terrified.
Host
Yeah.
Host
So, I mean, these are how you train dogs.
Duchess
I know the methods.
Duchess
I'm not.
Host
All right now.
Host
I never took a dog and stuck its head underwater and held head.
Host
It's under.
Host
Held itself.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Host
But.
Duchess
Oh.
Host
One of the things we used to do is in the neighborhood, we'd have.
Host
They would have a box, and they'd have a run, and they'd be out there, and you would yell, get in a box.
Host
Get a box.
Host
And they would run to get in a box.
Host
But if they didn't, you hit them with the hose.
Host
You gave them the hose.
Duchess
Your kids did that?
Host
By my daughter.
Duchess
Well, your daughter's like torture, these dogs.
Host
She would say, come here, come here, come here.
Host
She'd go get in a box, and the dogs would run.
Host
She never squirted them, but she would always.
Host
She would play get in a box.
Host
The dogs would go get in a.
Duchess
Box because the game's funny until you're.
Host
Older and you realize, pet them and all.
Host
Then she'd go get a box, and they'd all scurry back in the box.
Duchess
Don't shoot us.
Host
Don't squirt us.
Host
I remember one time I had a puppy, and I'm playing get in a box and damn dog, I'm playing get in the box.
Host
I'm trying to.
Host
I'm training the dog to get in the box.
Duchess
Sounds so dirty.
Host
So now I take the dog, I call the puppy out, and I say, okay.
Host
Get in a box.
Host
And the dog's just sitting there.
Host
So I hit it with the hose.
Host
And now the dog.
Host
And this dog's sitting there, stubborn.
Host
So I'm like.
Host
It was like a fire hose.
Host
That dog's flipping over and all it runs and gets in the box.
Host
And that's how you train them.
Host
I say that.
Host
To say this.
Host
That.
Host
I know it sounds horrible.
Host
Yes, silence the lamb.
Host
I know it sounds horrible, but these are working dogs.
Host
They're not like pets.
Host
All right, so he.
Host
So.
Host
All right, so I get that.
Host
And there was another guy that if you dog ran deer, he tried to train it three times.
Host
He says.
Host
He says, I'll give it three times.
Host
The fourth time the dog runs a deer, he runs it to the Lord.
Host
The guy shoot the dog, shot him right in front of us.
Host
Shot the dog and then picked it up by the tail and threw it in the swamp.
Duchess
Oh.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I'm just saying I never did this, but other guys would do this.
Host
So when you say Michael Vick did all this stuff, did he need to go to jail for two years for that?
Host
I don't know.
Host
So anyhow, he did.
Duchess
He comes out back to creepy Michael Vick.
Host
He comes back and he's playing for the Eagles.
Host
And, you know, and he's.
Host
And the Eagles were doing well.
Host
We went to a Super bowl with Michael Vick, and they said, I can't believe that you would root for a guy that did this to dogs.
Host
And I said, let me tell you something.
Host
This son of a.
Host
Wins us a Super Bowl.
Host
I don't care if when he scores a touchdown, he picks a puppy up and drowns it in the end zone.
Host
I don't give a.
Host
I want a Super Bowl.
Host
I don't care.
Duchess
How'd that work for you?
Host
We didn't.
Host
We lost in 2008.
Host
I know, but we got there.
Host
Just saying.
Duchess
I guess you didn't pray to the.
Duchess
The right gods so he could go drown some dogs now for you.
Host
Tio sprained.
Host
Had a high ankle sprain and he couldn't.
Host
He tried, but we didn't.
Duchess
That's right.
Host
We're close.
Duchess
I forgot about him.
Host
Yeah.
Host
So anyhow, so Eric was talking about Michael Vick, and he got into the face.
Duchess
Right back to this.
Host
Okay, so he's talking about Michael Vick on Facebook.
Host
How does this guy still be able to be accepted in society?
Host
Because says Eric Zane.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
They.
Host
They accept.
Duchess
Nobody gives a shit.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Michael Vick, who, you know, was mean to dogs, but Colin Kaepernick, all He did was kneel for a cause and he's out of the league and everybody picks their battles.
Host
So one of.
Host
I guess one of his fans said, what about you, Eric?
Host
You sat there and told us all these lies about the COVID vaccine and about COVID And it's been proven now that that vaccine didn't do shit.
Duchess
And you said, that guy's banned, right?
Host
Eric's like, that's not the same thing.
Host
He says, yeah, it's different.
Host
I gotta write a note down and when I get done here, I gotta go over and ban that guy.
Host
I'm like, you can't.
Host
You can't disagree with Eric, man.
Host
He banned you.
Duchess
Oh, you're banned by Eric Zane?
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Get the band hammer out here.
Duchess
Banned by Eric Zane?
Duchess
I mean, seriously.
Host
Well, I have half the people.
Host
If the people in our.
Duchess
Do I cry about it.
Host
Watch it.
Host
No, it's just funny.
Duchess
Listen, I don't even think about him.
Duchess
God, I haven't even thought about him since probably the last time.
Duchess
Well, I guess since you.
Duchess
He's now part of our intro.
Duchess
But I don't think about him at all.
Duchess
I know he's just pissy because he doesn't have any free burn hot wings money.
Host
So that is true.
Duchess
He can and moan all he likes and he doesn't have peace of that empire.
Duchess
I myself at a money way.
Host
He did.
Duchess
Merry Christmas.
Duchess
Happy fucking New Year.
Duchess
How many jobs is he working now?
Host
Like he's like a gypsy.
Host
He's got like.
Host
He's like a Jamaican.
Host
He's got like 15 jobs.
Duchess
Good for him.
Host
All right, here we go.
Duchess
Sparky says the QR code took him to McDonald's.
Host
Ah, this one here.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
Did not.
Host
Liar, liar.
Host
Sparky.
Host
Toaster.
Duchess
You should get something free if it takes you to McDonald's, you should.
Host
All right, here we go.
Duchess
Changing the subject now.
Duchess
This transition sounds are fantastic.
Host
My buddy Vivek Ramaswamy.
Duchess
Oh, yes.
Host
Got in this favorite yet over this weekend.
Duchess
He did.
Host
All right, so let's find out what he said.
Host
Here we go.
Duchess
Why would you have got the H1B visa, which 70% of if is given to Indian people?
Duchess
I also believe, believe that your company hired employees on this visa.
Duchess
So why are you turning your back on the Indian community, man?
Speaker C
So I got two questions, two answers for you.
Speaker C
Thank you for the question.
Speaker C
First of all, a lot of the people who have come here through the H1B system would tell you, as I would, that it is just a broken system, no matter who you're seeking to serve.
Speaker C
For example, you want to talk about special interests and lobbying.
Speaker C
This is direct Silicon Valley lobbying.
Speaker C
That said, that if you get your H1B visa and you're hired by one company, you.
Speaker C
You're effectively like a slave.
Speaker C
You can't switch to a different company.
Speaker C
That's not a free labor market.
Speaker C
So there's so much that's broken and bureaucratized.
Speaker C
Here's the next question about the H1B visa system is why the heck do we do it on the basis of a lottery when you could actually just select the very best people?
Speaker C
So there's a lot that's broken about the administrative state, the bureaucracy.
Speaker C
My general approach is when something's broken in government, you can't really fix it.
Speaker C
When it's lasted that long, you need to shut it down, start with the blank slate and rebuild from scratch.
Speaker C
And that's just a stylistic point that I've applied to this issue as to any other.
Speaker C
Let me say a word about immigration policy more generally, though.
Speaker C
You could imagine an immigration system that selects for the smartest people to come to the US you could imagine an immigration system that selects for the ones who are going to work the hardest.
Speaker C
You could imagine an immigration system that selects for those who love the United States or know the most about the United States or speak the best English.
Speaker C
You could imagine any of those, and we could have a debate which of those is the right immigration system to have.
Speaker C
Turns out none of those is the quality that our current immigration system rewards.
Speaker C
If I was to ask you, it would be a hard one for you to guess, but give you a chance, what do you believe is the number one human attribute that our current immigration system actually selects for?
Duchess
This guy next to me just said nationality.
Duchess
But I also just wanted to say really quick, I'll give you the answer.
Speaker C
To the question I wrote a book about.
Speaker C
This just came out last.
Speaker C
The number one at that our current U.S.
Speaker C
immigration selects for is your willingness to lie to the US Government.
Speaker C
Because if you're somebody coming from another country and you say that I can't seek asylum, or say I'm seeking asylum because I'm not facing a bodily threat based on my own race or religion, the qualities required for actual seeking asylum, then you don't get in the country.
Speaker C
But if you show up at the southern border and check that box as you're instructed to by the cartels, whether or not you're actually facing that level of persecution, you do get into the country.
Speaker C
So even drawing out of a hat and picking at random is still better than the system that we have right now.
Speaker C
So my view on immigration policy is this.
Speaker C
Make it real simple for you guys.
Speaker C
Think about your nation like your body, okay?
Speaker C
No migration without consent.
Speaker C
Consent should only be granted to migrants who benefit America.
Speaker C
And those who enter without consent must be removed and must be punished.
Speaker C
And I think that those are three fair principles around which to redesign an immigration system.
Speaker C
And number two is important.
Speaker C
If there are immigrants who are going to benefit America, I'm obviously partial to that.
Speaker C
As legal, as a kid of legal immigrants to this country.
Speaker C
If there are benefits.
Speaker C
If there are immigrants who are going to benefit the United States of America, that should be the standard that we actually use.
Speaker C
It just turns out that's not actually the standard we're using today.
Host
Okay?
Host
So white people lost their mind because they said, well, why should we bring over, like, the smartest Indian or the smartest Chinese or the smartest German?
Host
Why don't we just hire an American that can do the same job?
Host
And I'm like, oh, so now Republicans are now for dei and they're like, no, that's not it.
Host
They just bring him over here for cheap labor.
Host
No, that's not what he's saying.
Host
He's saying he wants somebody to come in here.
Host
Here's the problem.
Host
America and white people and Americans in general.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
We have become lazy and entitled because Indian people and Asian people, they.
Host
They.
Host
What's the word I'm looking here for?
Host
They.
Host
Education is huge for them.
Host
They want their kids to be educated.
Host
They read books, they go to school, they take, they get, you know, they do their homework, all that stuff.
Host
Education is very important to immigrants.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
We can't even figure out that you can take a lemon off a fucking tree and eat it.
Host
Okay?
Duchess
Fucking woman.
Host
We can look at a clock with two hands on it and think that a quarter hours, 25.
Host
Because 25 is quarter of 125.
Host
Yes.
Host
So we.
Host
Our kids are dumb and we're paying a fucking fortune to educate them, and we're not paying attention.
Host
And it all started with this.
Host
The.
Host
What am I thinking here?
Host
I can't even say the word now.
Host
Participation.
Host
Trophies.
Host
It all started with this.
Host
Everybody gets a trophy because they tried.
Host
No, no.
Host
The people that are coming over here.
Host
Listen, when we were at war with Germany, what did we do?
Host
We stole all the Germans that.
Host
All the Nazis that knew how to build rockets and all the Nazis that knew how to build a nuclear bomb.
Host
Yeah.
Host
We're getting crushed by fallen bears out of fucking.
Host
We can't get out of the way of a fallen Fucking bear out of a tree.
Duchess
The public education, every fucking guy that.
Host
Got crushed by a bear.
Duchess
White was an American, not a.
Duchess
Yeah, clearly an American.
Host
Not a brown person, Asian person.
Host
They ain't out there getting, you know.
Duchess
They understand physics, so.
Duchess
Right.
Host
We are.
Host
So until we decide that education in this country is of the utmost importance and we educate our children to be the best, this is what's going to happen in this country.
Host
You're going to have people, Asian people, Indian people, the Chinese that take education seriously.
Host
They're gonna come over and take all the top end jobs.
Host
And you guys, you know, us whites, we'll be sitting there, we're gonna be the blue collar people.
Host
Yeah, I'm sorry, put that back up again.
Host
I missed that.
Duchess
This is from Sparky.
Host
They understand lemon fall down from the branch.
Host
Yeah, yeah.
Host
I mean, again, white people don't like to be told about themselves and they're furious right now.
Host
And I don't see anything wrong with what Vivek said.
Host
In other words, the person that's the most experienced, the person that's best for the job should get the job.
Host
Not just because he American.
Host
I would rather have a listen.
Host
I would rather have a really good Indian pilot than a American pilot that just kind of got by and.
Host
Yeah.
Host
You know that he got a C on everything and he's flying the plane.
Duchess
He got the.
Duchess
I showed up.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
The name for attendance.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Award.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Mm.
Host
That's what I want.
Host
And everybody's losing their mind.
Host
And I'm like.
Host
I said, I'm like, what did he say that was wrong?
Host
Oh, oh, here we go.
Host
They are smarter.
Host
With less money being thrown at their education system.
Host
They have an ungodly high expectation of work ethic and they work really hard.
Host
Hire the best people, make us better.
Host
Yeah.
Host
You want to listen?
Host
Get in there and compete.
Host
Any job that you do.
Host
When you go out into a.
Host
Into any job, I don't care if you're working at Chipotle, anywhere you go, you can be.
Host
It doesn't take that much effort to get into the top 20% of the people.
Host
I worked in the elevator business.
Host
When I took my mechanics test and I started working, the guy told me, he says you can make it with just a little bit of effort and a hard work ethic and learning your craft.
Host
You can go from the bottom to the top 20% very easily.
Host
But picking off the rest of that to make it from the 20% to the 15 and the 15 and the 10 and the 10 to the 5 and the 5, up to the 1.
Duchess
Yep.
Host
That's really hard because those guys got their shit together.
Duchess
Well, those guys are hustling.
Host
Fuddbugger said if you're a sex worker with two vaginas, you should get hired over a woman with only one.
Duchess
Best for the job.
Host
I guess you're right.
Host
Oh, I don't know that.
Host
Just because she's got two vaginas doesn't mean she's good at her job.
Duchess
Oh, she might just suck in bed, right?
Host
She could be a raker, you know?
Host
You know, a sex worker, that's a raker.
Duchess
What's a raker?
Host
You don't know what a raker is?
Host
Well, that means that's good that you don't know what a raker is.
Host
A raker is a woman that uses her teeth during oral sex.
Duchess
Oh, raker.
Duchess
Okay, there we go.
Host
How many were DEI s that were working that day in Butler, Pennsylvania?
Host
Secret Service.
Host
D.E.I.
Host
secret Service.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Yeah, exactly.
Host
You want someone.
Host
You want someone that's a.
Host
Like a retired Ranger, Green Beret, Navy Seal.
Host
That's who you want.
Duchess
Retired.
Duchess
You want fighting, what I'm saying.
Duchess
The ones who work at the schools, you want top of the line.
Host
Yeah.
Host
And look at the teachers we get now.
Host
You know, they're all.
Host
They.
Host
They've got the rainbow earrings and the rainbow flag, and they want to teach you about diversity and all this other shit.
Host
Teach them how to fucking spell.
Host
Teach them how to do math.
Duchess
Teach them the Alphabet.
Duchess
Teach them how to read.
Duchess
Teach them how to do fucking math.
Host
Exactly.
Duchess
Teach them how to read.
Duchess
A fucking clock, for God's sake.
Duchess
Not a digital clock.
Duchess
How about a real clock with hands?
Host
How about teaching them how the government.
Host
The government works because they have no fucking idea.
Duchess
Everything.
Duchess
Socialism, right?
Host
You know, Joe Biden just gave $2 billion to Ukraine today.
Duchess
Stop, stop, stop.
Duchess
He did.
Duchess
He didn't.
Duchess
He doesn't even know where the fuck.
Host
Right.
Host
That's true.
Duchess
Fucking island.
Duchess
How did he authorize that?
Duchess
He didn't.
Host
We need to know who's giving the.
Duchess
Money away, who's doing that.
Host
If you don't think that money is being laundered and sent right back to these fucking people in Congress, you're out of your fucking brain.
Host
And I'm telling you they're doing this.
Host
They're trying to get as much money over to Ukraine before.
Host
Because they know when.
Host
Tom.
Host
When Trump comes, that should stop.
Host
And it should stop.
Host
If that's what's happening right now.
Host
I want Cash Patel to get into the FBI.
Host
I want investigations, and I want to find out if that's true, and if it is, I want them all fucking arrested.
Host
I want them all perp walked, and I want them out of the government.
Duchess
No, you can't.
Duchess
They're all getting pardons.
Duchess
And I guarantee you when Biden leaves, his brother will be pardoned.
Host
You can be pardoned.
Duchess
His whole family will.
Host
That's fine.
Host
Pardon them.
Duchess
It's disgusting.
Duchess
As soon as this election happened, he should have been.
Duchess
They should have cut off any opportunity for him to spend any more fucking money.
Host
You can pardon them, but that doesn't mean you can't fire them.
Host
They can't go to jail, but you can fucking fire them.
Duchess
Well, fire who?
Duchess
His brother's made plenty of money.
Host
The people in government.
Host
The people that are in government that where this money's come back.
Host
Every once in a while, you'll see a tweet come up and they'll say that money's coming back.
Host
And so.
Host
And so.
Host
And so Democrats and Republican are all getting money that's laundered from Ukraine and slushed back into their.
Duchess
Of course it is.
Host
How does.
Duchess
Of course it is.
Host
How is she worth, you know, millions of dollars now?
Host
How is she worth.
Host
What does she do?
Duchess
I don't know if she's getting Ukraine money, but she's certainly getting money.
Host
She's not working for anybody else.
Duchess
Backers.
Duchess
Well, she's got.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
She's still doing the whole Palestinian thing.
Duchess
I don't know where her money's coming from.
Duchess
All the folks in New York, there's more than that.
Host
The Democrats are pissed now.
Host
There's these people that go out and raise funds for the Democratic Party.
Host
Yeah, they're pissed.
Host
They raised all this fucking money, and now they got to go back to their donors, and they're like, what the fuck happened?
Host
What happened here?
Duchess
Because nobody's getting paid.
Duchess
Nobody's getting paid.
Host
Here's one right here.
Duchess
Could have just paid for the production costs herself.
Duchess
And not to mention the fact that they spent 450.
Duchess
$50,000 putting Kamala Harris's face on the sphere.
Duchess
Now tell me why that would be Vegas.
Duchess
Tell me how that would help her win.
Duchess
Obviously, that was utter failure, Lindy.
Duchess
Well, good morning to you, too, my little geisha.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
Yeah, I saw your little interview.
Duchess
In fact, that's why I'm calling.
Duchess
And, you know, I'm just wondering if you've lost your wontons.
Duchess
You know, Hillary reached out and she wanted me to ask you if you're sure that, you know what you're doing?
Duchess
No.
Duchess
Well, you know, I just don't understand where this is coming from.
Duchess
You know, we was like sisters.
Duchess
I know you're still, you know, upset.
Duchess
Maybe because I fed you collard greens and told you it was seaweed, but, you know, that's.
Duchess
I mean, that's in the past.
Duchess
Lindy.
Duchess
Look, just come back, all right?
Duchess
Look, I'm broke.
Duchess
I can't get you much, but what if I could promise you.
Duchess
What if I could promise you all the leftover sake we got in the White House, the West wing and the East Wing?
Host
Just.
Duchess
It's all yours.
Duchess
Take it.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I got carried away with the spending.
Duchess
Look, Lindy, we all make mistakes.
Duchess
We all make mistakes.
Duchess
I genuinely thought the duality of having the Chinese Communist Party flag tattooed on everyone's ass was just gonna, you know, was just gonna build camaraderie against our union ship.
Duchess
Look, all right, fine.
Duchess
I see how it is.
Duchess
Well, look, I'm gonna have to insist that you return the 24 karat gold plated chopsticks that I gifted to you.
Duchess
I could pawn them.
Duchess
I love her.
Duchess
She is.
Host
I'm glad.
Host
She's still got stuff going on.
Duchess
Yeah, she's having a good old time.
Duchess
And you know what?
Duchess
Wherever Kamala Harris shows up, she's just gonna keep working.
Host
She.
Duchess
She does a great job with the impersonation.
Duchess
Really.
Duchess
But she sounds so much like her.
Duchess
Sparky says she has the cackling down to a T.
Duchess
And I think she does.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
It's creepy.
Host
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I don't even.
Host
It's time to get into.
Host
I'm walking here.
Duchess
I'm walking here.
Host
They made it to the stadium.
Duchess
We did.
Host
Welcome, Duchess, Matt and Josh.
Host
Hey.
Host
What am I.
Host
I'm still out in the.
Host
Out in the parking lot over here.
Host
That's not right.
Duchess
Matt's dragging you around.
Duchess
We've done good, this one.
Duchess
Mm.
Host
Where's that?
Host
Oh, here.
Duchess
The graphics are incredible.
Host
2024 miles in 20, 24.
Duchess
Yep.
Duchess
All right, thank you, Josh.
Duchess
These are awesome.
Host
We only have one more day, but since today, we do.
Host
Last day.
Host
Let's get into the.
Host
All right, so here we go.
Host
It's.
Host
Look at.
Host
You guys are tied.
Duchess
We are.
Duchess
We.
Duchess
We.
Duchess
Josh and I have been neck and neck, I think, the past three, four weeks.
Duchess
We've been, like, edging each other out.
Duchess
Like, he gets a little ahead, then I catch up and I, like, get maybe a few miles ahead.
Duchess
Then it's like he gets 10 more miles.
Duchess
So he's.
Duchess
He's Been the challenge the whole way.
Duchess
And Mr.
Duchess
Decaf has caught up very quickly with 23, 24 miles dragging you around.
Host
So I'm a bit of a.
Host
I'm a bit of a weight.
Host
Hold them back.
Duchess
Well, for someone who jumped in con, I don't want to say late to the game, but he did come in a little late.
Duchess
He caught up pretty quickly.
Duchess
So he's only like, 100, what, 140 miles from us, which is pretty good.
Duchess
So for someone who was.
Duchess
Had a lot going on.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
So good on.
Duchess
Good on.
Host
Matt, when does the 2025 miles in 2020.
Host
2025 miles in 2025 start?
Duchess
January 1st.
Duchess
Join 2020.
Host
How much is it driving you insane that you're only 20 miles away from 25?
Duchess
I can't begin to even tell you.
Host
I know.
Duchess
So mad that I did not hit 2020, 500, because I thought we could.
Duchess
And, you know, it's like there was a couple weeks back where I, I don't want to say I slacked, but I, like, just hit my minimum five a day, and I'm like, if I just hit, like, seven, six, or seven miles, I probably could have padded that on.
Duchess
But, yeah, I'm not, you know what the goal, the Overall goal was 2024 miles, and we eclipsed that, so I'm very happy with it.
Duchess
And Josh has been a lot of fun to go back and forth with because it's been an absolute challenge to keep up with him because he does, like, crazy Spartan, right?
Duchess
Like, he does amazing races, and he's always got something going on.
Duchess
So to be able to keep up, to attempt to keep up with him is.
Duchess
Is a challenge on my part.
Duchess
So I, I, I do.
Duchess
The past two weeks, I've, I've actually done the bike so I can add extra miles on, but most of my miles have been walking or running in 5Ks and stuff like that.
Duchess
So in my, in my hikes, but a small percentage was with the bike.
Host
Okay.
Host
Did he send a message?
Duchess
He did, so he has a.
Duchess
A recap for the year.
Duchess
So which.
Duchess
Here we go.
Duchess
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or Happy Kwanzaa for John's biggest fans.
Duchess
We've had some notable stops as we wrapped up our adventure this month.
Duchess
In Sacramento, we stopped at the alien tourist trailer attraction looking for old zip die from Zigzag.
Duchess
Or was it Ziploc from Freezer Burn?
Duchess
He garbled something about we need more Landman and ending the world if we don't knock off all of this drone shit in San Leandro.
Duchess
We stopped at the 55 foot tall nude woman sculpture officially titled Truth is Beauty and she glows with thousands of cycling leds at night.
Duchess
No, John, I didn't check to see if she has an only fans page.
Duchess
After stopping at the 49ers Lions game tonight, it only makes sense that we will end this journey at the western terminus of the Lincoln highway at the Pacific Coast.
Duchess
The Lincoln highway was America's first transcontinental road.
Duchess
When the Duchess proposed this silly thing to me back in January, I had enough rum in me that night to agree to it.
Duchess
Even with a history of running ultramarathons, I've never even come close to this kind of distance in a calendar year.
Duchess
I do not get up at 4:30 every morning and bust ass at the gym like she does.
Duchess
But with a blood alcohol content over the legal limit, I figured maybe, just maybe, I could keep up.
Duchess
Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Duchess
To quote John, this broad was 120 miles behind at one point, yet stormed back.
Duchess
While I can be as competitive and wanted to crush her, it was great that we.
Duchess
It was great that we all finished at a relatively equal distance.
Duchess
In the end.
Duchess
I pulled some strings with the fellows at Levi's Stadium for tonight's game and made sure we had a warm welcome during pregame.
Duchess
So is you shown the graphics?
Duchess
Let's see here.
Duchess
Thank you all for putting up with my poor writing all year long.
Duchess
Please note that every one of these places have been real.
Duchess
God help any of you poor souls that travel along this nation's crazy roads.
Duchess
No wonder we're bonkers as a society.
Duchess
I know the Duchess and Matt plan on doing 2025 in 2025.
Duchess
I might join them eventually, but me and these dirty dick beaters are going to hibernate for a bit here in New England.
Duchess
England.
Duchess
Have a great time with your family and friends this holiday season.
Duchess
I'll catch you on Discord and in the show chat.
Duchess
Go Lions.
Duchess
Josh from New Hampshire.
Duchess
Josh, you've been awesome.
Duchess
Thank you so much for all of these.
Host
It's been fun to watch you guys go through this from afar.
Duchess
Oh, I'm exhausted.
Host
I would imagine you're not going to stop, so what's the difference?
Host
I'm gonna keep going.
Host
Doesn't matter.
Duchess
Keeps the crazy back just a little.
Duchess
So it's been.
Duchess
It's been fun.
Duchess
I didn't know if I could do.
Host
It and I did.
Host
I knew you were going to.
Host
I just never thought you were going to catch up to Josh.
Host
I thought he was going to keep.
Duchess
I Didn't think I would.
Host
I figured he was just going to keep you at a distance.
Host
So before we leave.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
So this week coming up, the Philadelphia Eagles are all buzzed.
Host
First of all, they did.
Host
They destroyed the Dallas Cowboys.
Duchess
Oh, my God, on Sunday.
Host
It was fucking amazing.
Host
And not only did they do it with their second string quarterback, but he got hurt.
Host
They brought the third string court back off there and he threw two fucking touchdowns.
Host
Now I like the third string better than I like Kenny Pickett.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
I had to get eye surgery and break an ankle for her to catch up.
Host
Okay.
Host
All right.
Duchess
I'll take it, though, Josh.
Duchess
I didn't wish for injury on you, though.
Duchess
I never did.
Host
So here's the deal.
Host
Saquon Barkley passed 2,000 yards.
Host
He needs 106 yards to pass Eric Dickerson.
Host
And Eric Dickerson has been a whiny bitch because he's saying, well, you know, it's not really official.
Host
I did it in 16 games.
Duchess
He did.
Host
Well, the record he broke, the guy did it in 14 games.
Host
Did anybody say that record wasn't.
Host
All right, so you just stop whining, you little bitch.
Host
But here's the thing.
Duchess
How many games is Saquon gonna have?
Host
Well, this is the question.
Duchess
19.
Host
They've locked up the number two seed.
Host
They've won the NFC East.
Host
There's no reason for anybody to play this game.
Host
Do.
Host
Does he go out and try to get 106 yards to break his record?
Host
Now, the fans are like, the fans want it, right?
Host
So there's the two things.
Host
There's a head and the heart.
Host
The head says, we've got a really good chance of making the super bowl this year.
Host
Win another Super Bowl.
Host
We need Saquon Barkley.
Host
Do it.
Host
And we need our team.
Host
And we could rest our team up a week, you know, get.
Host
Let them get better and then, you know, go into the playoffs and then see what happens.
Host
But your heart says, I want this guy.
Host
He's been an amazing running back.
Host
The best running back the Philadelphia Eagles ever had.
Host
Should he go back?
Host
Should he.
Host
Should he take and try to make it the first half?
Host
I say no.
Host
The reason I say no was there was times where they took him out of the game late in the game.
Host
Matter of fact, when he played the Giants, he was just about ready.
Host
He was only a couple yards away from breaking his all time game record.
Host
So Sirianni, the coach walks up to him and says, hey, do you want to go for this?
Host
Because if you want to go for this, I want to get it for you.
Host
And he said, no, let the young dogs.
Duchess
I saw that.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
So there were times where he.
Host
He could have broke this record if he wanted to.
Duchess
Right.
Host
But you know, he, he thought of the team and I say they continue to think of the team.
Host
Nobody needs to go out there and hurt themselves.
Host
We don't need it.
Host
Last year AJ Brown got hurt and we got smoked in the playoffs.
Host
Yeah, he did.
Host
Do not need this anymore.
Host
Get everybody healthy.
Host
Let's go in.
Host
It looks like we're going to end up playing Washington.
Host
That'll be the third time.
Duchess
That'll be a good game.
Host
Right.
Host
I think this time though, it'll be different.
Duchess
Maybe.
Host
Well, we'll have our.
Host
Hopefully we'll have a quarterback.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Listen, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you right now, if we'd have put the third string quarterback in instead of the second string Kenny Pickett in there, we would have won that game against the Commanders.
Duchess
Can you pick it with his little hands?
Host
Yeah.
Host
Did you see him try to throw the ball one time and it stuck to his.
Host
Like it stuck to his hand and it took him to the ground.
Duchess
To his credit, which I laughed so hard because you see him go back to pass and it looked like he pulled it back to pass and then fell over like as he went to throw it and like never let go of the ball.
Duchess
It turns out somebody did hit his hand.
Duchess
You could see it from a completely different angle.
Duchess
But before you saw that angle, it looked like he went to throw it and never let it go and then threw himself to the ground like he sacked himself.
Duchess
I'm like, well, that's Kenny Pickett.
Duchess
So I laughed really hard when I saw it because I'm like, well, now he's your problem, not mine.
Duchess
I don't think he's a bad quarterback.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And he was pretty happy when they tush.
Duchess
Pushed him in, you know, the end zone.
Duchess
But.
Duchess
But this kid, he's not the second string.
Duchess
He's third string.
Host
The third string quarterback, they call him White chop something.
Duchess
Yeah, whatever.
Host
Tanner MC.
Host
Something.
Host
Tanner McNugget.
Duchess
McNugget, whatever.
Duchess
He's pretty good.
Host
He is.
Host
He's really good.
Host
So you see what AJ Brown did.
Duchess
With his first touchdown?
Host
He threw it in the second deck.
Duchess
And then he winged it and then he was like, oh, no.
Duchess
It was the guy's first, first touchdown and he threw the ball away.
Host
So they went to the.
Duchess
Kudos to the fan for bringing it back.
Host
The fan brought it down and AJ Says, I'll give you my Sign.
Host
So he took this jersey off at the end of the game, signed it and gave it to the guy.
Host
Very cool back.
Duchess
Yeah, very cool.
Duchess
So, again, I appreciate.
Duchess
I appreciate them doing that.
Duchess
That was very cool.
Duchess
Because they didn't have to.
Host
Yeah.
Host
So the playoffs will be.
Host
You know, we got one more game.
Host
I don't think there's too many games that even mean anything, to be honest with you, that are even worth.
Host
This is why I don't like this last game.
Host
This last game doesn't mean anything to anybody.
Duchess
Well, and what the.
Duchess
For what?
Duchess
Coming up next.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Versus for the.
Duchess
Well, it means for us.
Duchess
Well, we'll see if the Steelers beat the Bengals.
Duchess
Maybe.
Host
Will that knock you?
Host
Don't you have a playoff birth?
Host
Don't you have a playoff locked up?
Duchess
We.
Duchess
Wild card spot?
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Okay, so you got a wild card spot.
Host
So even.
Host
Look, even if you win this game, is that going to make you win this division?
Duchess
Oh, no, we're not winning the division.
Host
All right, so this is three in a row.
Host
Right?
Host
So it doesn't mean anything to you either.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I just don't want to lose the.
Duchess
I don't need to lose four in a row.
Host
Doesn't matter if you go into the playoffs, rest everybody, and then come back stronger.
Duchess
I know.
Host
I don't know.
Host
This is.
Host
This is what I have a problem with the NFL about the game.
Duchess
Tonight's gonna be good, though.
Host
Who's tonight?
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
Tonight's the 49ers.
Duchess
It's the lines and Niners.
Duchess
Yeah, they're playing right now.
Host
Lions gonna maul like Christian.
Duchess
They're gonna smoke them.
Duchess
Yeah, exactly.
Host
So how's that gonna be a good game?
Duchess
I mean, sorry, Bruce, I know you're a Niners fan, but come on, Really?
Host
I understand.
Duchess
And then the Lions play the Vikings next week.
Duchess
That's gonna be amazing game.
Duchess
Next week's lineup games are going to be really good, you know, because they have the Saturday games, which is pretty much.
Duchess
Which is pretty much my division.
Duchess
It's Bengals at Steelers and then the Browns at the Ravens.
Duchess
And the Ravens are gonna smoke the Browns.
Duchess
And then Sunday, Cowboys are playing the Commanders.
Duchess
Commanders will kill them.
Duchess
Vikings, Lions, Titans, Texans.
Host
Vikings.
Host
Lions is a game.
Host
That's a game that means something.
Host
I'm sorry, I'm wrong.
Host
Because that game is for the.
Host
That's for the number one seed division and the number one seed.
Host
Whoever wins that gets the number one seed.
Duchess
Yeah, it was a bummer because if Green Bay had beat the Vikings last yesterday, the Vikings would have Dropped down.
Duchess
That would put the lines in the number one spot.
Host
Oh, yeah.
Duchess
It would have bumped them out, but they.
Duchess
That didn't happen.
Duchess
And then I think the only other game that I'm gonna want, the Bills are playing the Patriots.
Host
Who cares?
Duchess
Come on.
Duchess
Yeah, well, I'm.
Duchess
I'm just enjoying Josh Allen beating the.
Duchess
Out of people.
Duchess
The Giants play the Eagles.
Duchess
Why?
Duchess
Why?
Host
Yeah, exactly.
Duchess
That's going to be such a lame.
Host
Well, the other thing too is if.
Duchess
Let's say you put Broncos, if you.
Host
Put everybody out there and the Giants, they have nothing to lose.
Host
What if they decide to take out somebody's needs or something just to be.
Host
You know what I'm saying?
Duchess
They can.
Host
Yeah, they can.
Host
They have.
Host
There's nothing to play for.
Host
And then you're going to break the record and, you know, against them after they ended up losing you.
Host
I don't think that's going to happen.
Host
I say don't play them.
Host
I really don't want them to play them, which means they'll play them.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So it should be interesting.
Host
So.
Duchess
So in other news, I may need you to find a guest co host for one night.
Host
Which.
Host
Which night's this?
Duchess
It may need to be in January.
Duchess
In fact, I can give you the date if you'd like to reach out because I know some of you it's going to be Thursday the 23rd.
Host
All right.
Duchess
I need to get a co host.
Host
Why?
Host
Where are you going?
Duchess
I managed to snag a very cheap flight to Florida and I'm going to meet up with a girlfriend that I have not seen in 20 plus years.
Host
Okay.
Duchess
And I'm very excited about that.
Duchess
So she lives near Tampa.
Duchess
So we're gonna.
Duchess
I'm gonna quick fly down and it's gonna be the weekend of the NFC AFC championships.
Duchess
And I'm like, oh, no.
Duchess
So I'm gonna have to be like glued to the television on Sunday, like.
Host
In Florida with your friend.
Host
You're gonna be watching tv.
Duchess
Hey, I can't.
Duchess
I can't believe I haven't seen you in 20 years.
Duchess
Can we watch football all day Sunday?
Host
Oh, my God.
Host
Ridiculous.
Host
I understand it, but it's ridiculous.
Duchess
Now I do fly back on Monday.
Host
So I need to get two people.
Host
Listen, I'll be honest.
Duchess
No, I should be home.
Duchess
I should be home for.
Host
I gotta be honest with you, that Thursday I'm taking off.
Host
Whatever it is.
Host
It's the curse of the Duchess.
Duchess
You wanted to do Aaron.
Duchess
Get Aaron.
Host
Here's the deal.
Host
And I'm serious about this.
Host
For some Reason.
Host
There is some kind of curse that when you don't go here, I have all kinds of fucking problems.
Host
And I can reach out to ez.
Host
He might co host.
Host
Past his fucking bedtime.
Host
Besides that, I.
Duchess
He's a bitch.
Host
We would.
Host
We would have such arguments here.
Host
I would.
Duchess
He wouldn't do it.
Host
I would do it.
Host
I would have him on as a co host in a heartbeat.
Host
I would.
Host
But he won't do it.
Host
He's too chicken.
Duchess
Get a Ron Aaron.
Host
All right, I'll talk to him.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
How many times have I done this before?
Host
And it just.
Duchess
You've never asked.
Duchess
Aaron, you had said.
Host
I know.
Host
I would like to have said I would.
Host
You're right.
Host
I would.
Host
It would be.
Host
Be careful what you wish for.
Host
You might go back and not have a job.
Duchess
No, I'd be sad.
Host
You'd be on in the mornings with Bruce.
Duchess
I get on with Bruce.
Host
I don't know.
Host
Between me and Aaron, I think we would both have an annual.
Host
One of us would drop dead of a heart attack by the time we get screaming, like, Jimmy Carter.
Duchess
RIP.
Duchess
Jimmy Carter.
Host
Oh, what the hell?
Host
He's 100 years old.
Duchess
A terrible president.
Host
He should have died.
Duchess
He had a good run.
Duchess
He really did.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Seven, eight years ago.
Host
This.
Host
I'll be honest with you.
Host
This is where I think that we are.
Duchess
Picture they had him, like, out in the field, like, waiting to vote, like, just with his mouth open and.
Duchess
And all that.
Host
I'll be honest with you.
Host
This is our flaw as a.
Host
As.
Host
As a species, that we don't put people down when they're that far along.
Host
Bruce would be way too happy to have you to himself.
Host
Yeah, I know the fighting that would go on over Duchess.
Host
Has she ever left here?
Duchess
No, there's no fighting.
Duchess
There really isn't.
Duchess
There is no fighting.
Duchess
Nobody's fighting.
Host
All right, well, we will be back here, Sparky.
Host
John first.
Host
I couldn't.
Host
I couldn't do it with Tom.
Host
He's just such a.
Host
He's such a naysayer.
Host
I can't.
Host
He's.
Host
Wow.
Host
Never seen anything like it.
Duchess
Can't with you.
Host
I can't with you.
Host
It's a shame because the guy possibly could be trained, but I.
Host
I would need a metal cage and a zapper.
Duchess
Oh, like your beagles.
Host
Like.
Duchess
Yeah, get in the box.
Host
Get the shock him into.
Host
Into shape.
Host
I'm serious.
Duchess
I'm so sorry, Tom.
Host
What was that, Tom?
Duchess
It was screaming there.
Duchess
Say again?
Host
I'm sorry, Tom.
Host
That's what I thought.
Duchess
Oh, my goodness.
Host
All right, everybody.
Host
We're gonna get out of here.
Host
I was going to play the music at the end, but what happens is it's too loud and then we scream over it and it sounds stupid at the end.
Host
Yell over it.
Host
I'll put that in post.
Duchess
That will add in post.
Duchess
So you'll have to download it to hear it.
Duchess
Yes, download our podcast.
Host
Right.
Duchess
For sure.
Host
And you know what?
Host
It wouldn't kill you to use the damn line and call in and send us a text.
Host
No text, no voicemail, no nothing.
Duchess
Week three, Week four Text.
Host
Ridiculous.
Host
How dare you.
Host
All this content we give you.
Host
All this entertainment.
Host
You can't even berate us over the text line.
Host
Or can't even insult me or say nice things.
Duchess
Or say nice things.
Duchess
No, tell us how wonderful we are.
Host
No, just insult us.
Host
I don't give a.
Host
All right.
Duchess
Tell me how wonderful I am.
Host
Duchess can't handle the criticism.
Host
I can.
Duchess
Sparky says, damn kids.
Duchess
Never call.
Host
Never call.
Host
Never call.
Host
All right, everybody, Happy New Year, and we'll talk to you Thursday.
Host
Bye.
Duchess
Bye.
Host
You always got a giggle.
Duchess
I can't help it.
Host
I hope that's going to stay in.
Duchess
Oh, no, it's definitely going to stay in.