Grampa Oatmeal Pants | Episode 292

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

All right, welcome in, everybody.

Eagles Super Bowl Sunday coming up.

I'm excited as I am sick.

I am one of your hosts, John Domingo.

And with me as always, my co host and partner in crime, it's the Duchess.

Good evening.

Now, I don't know what's going on.

Like, in other words, just so you know, my ears are clogged up, my nose is clogged up, my eyes are watering, so I can't tell if I.

If I'm.

I can't hear things that are too loud.

My.

My whole sensory perception thing is like, I don't feel.

I feel like you guys can't hear me.

Like, I feel like I'm muffled, but I hear you.

Fun.

The music's too loud.

Got.

Damn this music.

How that music be so loud.

All right, there we go.

Let's try that.

But if I turn that down, I got to turn you down.

Well, that's okay.

So.

All right, listen, we got the Eagles coming up.

Very excited about that.

Although I found out that apparently there's some kind of sickness going through New Orleans and half the team's sick, so.

Hey.

Yeah, this is the Chamingo.

What are you gonna do here?

All right, so.

Ah, much better.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I couldn't hear myself.

Anyhow, I guess last week I had a chest cold.

And normally when I get sick, it's usually a head cold and then it drops into my chest.

This time it's the opposite.

It went from my chest up into my head.

Yes.

So that's all.

And then.

So we're recording Brand X tomorrow.

You're coming over.

I am.

I get to play with that big boy.

So Deuce will be here, Joe will be here.

Fun.

And I'm trying to set everything.

I'll give you your Christmas presents.

Okay.

That's fantastic.

I didn't know I was getting Christmas presents, but all right.

It's a couple stories.

So my gift to you was I was gonna give you my Rodecaster Pro here.

Cause I already had one.

There's the Gobert.

Well, that's.

Yeah, that's it.

So you're supposed to have this.

Well, I bought a brand new duo for just this studio here.

And yesterday it locked up.

And I had to call.

I was so mad, but I had to calm down.

And I called Rhodes support, and they were very, very nice.

They're sending me another one out immediately.

Good.

But this won't be ready for you tomorrow.

So I can't give this to you.

So I promise, as soon as my other one comes in, I will pack this thing up and I will drive it up to where you are so you can have this.

But was I pissed?

But you know what?

I'll say one thing about road mixers and road support.

They are so nice that they should be.

You can't even get mad at them, especially me, because, you know, I've bought two.

Two of these Rodecaster Pros.

I got a pod mic.

I bought the duo.

They've seen.

I have had a lot of problems with them.

So I said to the guy, am I doing something wrong?

I said, I don't understand.

He goes, no, no.

He says, just a string of bad luck.

I said, I have friends that have these that never have a problem with them.

Years.

I'm afraid to turn the thing off.

So anyhow, that was that.

So then you should have them send you two.

Two of them.

Yeah.

Well, listen, they're not that nice.

They're not gonna.

They're not gonna fork over a $500 mixer just because.

I meant a cable or something.

They send you another mixer?

Oh, yeah, A whole nother mixer.

Whole brand new mixer.

So then Deuce texts me this morning, and he's like, so, I hear you're sick.

Are we going to be doing the podcast tomorrow?

And I'm like, I already got the cleaning lady here.

I'm ordering lunch.

God damn right we're going tomorrow.

Not gonna let a little cold stop me.

Unless you guys don't want to come over here.

So what happened?

Oh, I can take this out of here now.

Sorry.

I can get rid of that.

Whoops.

Oh, hey.

Here.

Back to the.

Okay, so Jimmy's grandson is home now.

His.

The baby.

The baby's home.

But the baby was born premature, right?

So the baby's home.

Can't be around the baby sick.

So the Jimmy comes bebopping down the steps today.

Get the fuck out.

Right?

And I went, don't come down here.

I'm sick.

He goes, what?

I hear him stop halfway down the steps.

What?

I go, yeah.

I said, I got a cold.

It's not Covid or anything.

Turn around, go back out the door.

When you get in the car, run some hand sanitizer over your hands or whatever.

All right.

Thank you.

So there's no way that Jimmy's gonna show up here tomorrow.

He's not.

Maybe.

Maybe he'll trot over.

When I'm going from the car to the house.

He'll be sitting in the driveway, waiting.

Before you go in, I just want to say hi.

I just want to say hi.

Yeah.

So Deuce will be over here.

Tell you have a good time at John's tomorrow.

Johnny's tomorrow.

So I'm ordering lunch.

So I send out the order to Joe.

So Joe's getting a cheesesteak wrap with whiz and fried onions and green peppers.

And Deuce never sent me anything back.

But you know what?

I know what Deuce's order is like.

I know my own.

And so I ordered his and I ordered mine.

And I said to Duchess, what do you want?

Duchess is getting a cheesesteak.

No, I'll have the chicken gordas gorga soda salad with the.

Looks good.

I can't eat a cheesesteak.

First of all.

They're massive.

There's no way I'm eating a whole one of those anyway.

Or a half of one.

It's too much.

I may use my fork and take a piece out of yours.

How about that?

You'll be like, no, no, I'll have.

To cut you off a piece.

Well, I'll have to have you cut a piece off.

I can't get.

Just can't get you sick.

All right.

The woman who just started working for me on Monday, she came into the.

She texted us Sunday night, her son had the flu.

104.9 fever.

She sends this to my boss.

Not boss, which is a whole story in itself.

So she texts me and tells me this, and I'm like, if she's sick, I don't want her in the office.

If she's fine, she can come to the office.

Like, I don't give a.

Like, I don't care if it's her first day.

If she's got the flu, I don't want her there.

If she thinks she's sick, don't come in.

So she comes in Monday works, you know, it's a 10 to 2 shift.

Works 10 to 2.

We chatted, things are good.

Whatever.

She has this little cough, but she says, oh, I've had this cough for months.

6:30, Tuesday morning, I get a text.

I have the flu.

I'm like, are you kidding me?

I go in the office, Lysol, everything down.

I'm like, get the out.

You know?

So I'm not even expecting her back till Monday.

I was like, don't even come back.

Come back when you have no temperature for several days.

Yeah.

She's like, it broke, but it came back.

I'm like, you're home till you are not Sick.

Stay home.

Yeah, Hit the cross out.

I'm like, I don't need that.

So I'm like, I've been working solo in this office for three months.

Another five days.

It doesn't matter now.

I don't care.

Ken's over on the rumble chat, says, hey, I'll be listening to car tonight, so tone down the hilarity.

I don't want to crash my car.

We'll do our best, Ken, which is so naturally funny.

It's hard.

Yeah, I know.

Isn't it, though?

I can't tone it down.

Lot going on.

I said in one of the.

I call it the show placards.

And the show title tonight is Trump.

00% contained.

Pretty much.

And, you know, you go to TikTok or.

I don't know if you see it on Twitter, but you see these liberals, and they're like, well, I hope you Trump voters are happy.

Is your egg prices any cheaper?

I'm like, I don't care.

What?

No, I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I wanted Trump to come in and do exactly what he's doing, and I love every minute of it.

And my daughter Meghan, she's.

She's not a Trump fan, okay?

So she always sends me stuff like, what do you think of this?

And what do you think of that?

I'm like, I'm loving it.

I'm loving all of it.

She goes, well, they stopped aid.

I go, no, no, no, no.

So that's not.

I said, you got to stop listening to mainstream media, because guess what?

They didn't stop aid.

They stopped the grift.

These are foreign bullshit aid.

They stopped all this.

And they're all pissed off because Elon Musk went in there and they're finding all this slush fund and these people.

And I'm like, hey, this is what I wanted.

And they're screaming and yelling, and, you know, the Democrats, they look like assholes.

I'm like, it's hard for you.

They have bad optics right now.

Like, there's no.

They can't keep up.

And if they think, like, I'm gonna fuss about the cost of eggs while we're sending billions of dollars for stuff that's not, like, essential humanitarian aid to anybody.

I know.

Go yourself.

Billions and billions and billions of dollars raped for billions.

Yeah.

Billions of dollars.

I've had.

I have my legs crossed.

Oh, okay.

Shifted position.

My boots on.

So I'm like, so sorry.

Yeah.

Did I put them.

Oh, no.

Oh, I had Trump tweets.

For Duchess to read today.

Oh.

And I don't think I have them.

Although they're in the discord.

They're in our discord.

So you might have to go over there and get them.

I have to go find them.

You have to find them.

You're like, I'm gonna have Duchess read these.

Yeah, I was gonna have Duchess read these in the Trumpet because I don't know if anybody else loves it, but I love it when Duchess reads Trump tweets as Trump.

They are some of my favorites.

Bad.

But anyhow, you keep talking.

Yeah.

So one of the things I love because they don't know again, the people from like, aoc, she's over there and.

She says, your gal aoc?

Yeah, my gal aoc.

She's sitting there and she's like talking to tell everybody how dumb Elon Musk is.

Listen to this.

This dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever met.

Okay?

He started Crazy Eyes.

I know you guys can't help yourselves.

You just love her crazy face.

But he was the.

Hang on a second.

Excuse me.

He was part of the PayPal.

Excuse me.

And then once he sold PayPal, then he went and took that money and started SpaceX.

SpaceX uses a rocket.

And then usually they would just drop in the ocean.

You have to build new ones.

He has them where they come and land where they fucking started from.

That's not even better.

Now he's got them so big they can't land anymore.

He's got a little thing with two chopsticks that come out and catch them.

This thing is 20 stories in the air.

It comes down into the settles down where it can be captured again and reused.

But the bartender over here, he's the dumbest billionaire she's ever met.

I guess she hasn't met any.

He's the dumb one.

Yeah, he's the dumb one.

Can she make a martini?

Which, you know, you can probably even glean that from watching people on tv.

Anyways, all of that is to say is that they don't do their homework clearly.

Like they're putting 19 year olds in at the treasury.

This dude is not smart.

All right, let's talk, okay, let's talk about the 19 year old that they're putting in there.

These guys are fucking geniuses.

Like, they're savants.

They found so much shit.

And the ones you want, right?

That's what you want.

Okay?

But then I gotta hear he wasn't elected.

He doesn't have to be elected.

He's hired.

He's hired morons, right?

And they're like, well, yeah, I wasn't elected.

I hear.

And my daughter says, well, he was elected.

I said, I don't care.

Not everybody that works in the government is elected.

A lot of them more than most are not elected.

Remember this?

Freaked out by her.

By her garbage disposal.

Yeah.

Hey, welcome, Papa.

Broke 76.

New person.

Yeah.

So again, she's all, you know, she's all upset and she's very fancy.

So these kids went in.

Kids, I call them kids because they're young kids today.

Right, Right.

But they're fucking geniuses.

And they're finding all this grift and money wasted and all.

And here's the thing about usaid.

This is a CIA slush fund.

This is where the CIA goes in and this is where they get the money.

You know, I was wondering how the CIA gets the money for all this shit.

Amazing how we found all these funds.

Right.

So what are the Democrats, Democrats.

What do the Democrats start doing?

They start jumping up and down.

Oh, my God, they can't be doing this.

They're cutting off all the aid.

So they.

That now they, they go to the USAID building and the guy, the senator from Connecticut, Chris Murphy.

I don't know his name, can't remember.

All right, don't pay attention to Connecticut.

But Megan Kelly lives in Connecticut and she keeps saying it better shut your mouth or I'll primary you and I'll win.

I hope she does well.

That'd be a pay cut for her to do that.

I know.

For her.

So he says this is taking money away from freedom fighters.

What?

Wait, what?

Freedom fighters?

So in other words, he's admitting that the USAID is paying freedom fighters to overthrow other governments, which is what, illegal?

He said the quiet part out loud and they're probably like, shut the.

Xnay on the.

It's crazy on the.

Read and pray.

Freedom fighters is a euphemism for terrorists.

There you go.

Exactly.

Luis, meet mustache guy right there.

Usa.

They're all, I'll pop Bob up again.

Yeah, he.

That was founded in 1961.

JFK got a sunroof on his head two years later.

Yeah, yeah.

So they've been doing this and, and they've figured out how to do this.

They have terrorists with their guns and all doing videos in a tent that says usaid.

It's a USAID supported tent that they sent over there.

This.

It gets better.

They found out that a lot of this stuff is going into where they're paying the prosecutors that went after Trump and impeached him.

So this thing.

So once they dig into, like, once they dig into this, once they start pulling the fucking layers off of this onion, these guys are going to have to run.

Now, some of them have been pardoned, some of them.

You know, some of them Biden pardoned on the way out the door, but not all of them.

And I'm here for all of it.

I don't give a fuck if I got to pay $10 a dozen for eggs.

I'm here for all of it.

I don't care.

I really don't.

I don't.

I mean, I would prefer not to pay $10 for eggs, but if I know a lot more shit's getting cleaned up, which I can clearly see what's happening.

I'll take $10 eggs.

And they're not even done yet.

It just.

Just started.

They're just getting started.

I did find a tweet.

Oh, you did find them.

Okay.

Found one of them.

So.

But yeah, go ahead, finish.

And the danger in not in the lack of intelligence and the lack of expertise that she would know, like, are you kidding?

Lack of expertise right there, folks.

Right?

Elon has.

I mean, this guy is one of the most morally vacant, but also just come up with the word knowledgeable about least knowledgeable we really know of.

But the point is, is that.

Oh, I'm sorry, there's a point.

Let's find out what the point is.

They're going to hit a button.

Inevitably, they are going to hit a button and things can go sideways.

You mean like that they're doing right now?

Like why the Democrats are fucking running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

What?

She's.

They're all saying it.

Oh, if they could go in there, they could stop your Social Security and all.

So Trump says, look, Elon is in there and he finds stuff.

And then he asks us and we say whether you can do it or not.

And then he goes in and does it.

Pop.

Says she he became the most healthy, the wealthiest man because he's stupid.

She's such an idiot.

And you know something?

That's the squad, the squads that now they've got black aoc.

What's her name?

Crockett.

Jasmine.

Jasmine Crockett.

There's another genius.

She's another.

More.

The one with the eyelashes that was going to fight like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Mace.

Right.

Hood Barbie is who she is.

Sorry.

She's just another moron.

She's got a message from Musk, too.

Our Republican colleagues are Kind of okay with ceding their constitutional authorities over to a guy that, given maybe a few years ago, they would have been trying to deport.

No, we're not trying to deport him.

He's white.

What, are you kidding?

First of all, he's one of the smartest guys.

He.

He's the one we want here.

Citizenship.

Stupid, right?

He came over here, he started business.

He added to the economy.

He's one of the good ones.

Not because government hired him.

They gave him fucking clearance.

They gave him the clearance a few years ago.

If she wants to look that up.

Well, also, we got a couple astronauts stranded up on the International Space Station, and nobody can seem to go up and get them.

Elon's gonna send a rocket up there to go get them and bring them.

Back one of my extra ones and bring them up.

Yeah, yeah.

That idiot.

That idiot.

I mean, we understand that Elon was not born here.

And so it's interesting that they now are like, oh, yeah.

Well, because Trump said it then.

It's all good.

No, it's not all good.

We have processes.

We have rules.

We have a constitution.

We have laws.

And none of that.

Now.

We have them.

Yeah, we have them.

Conveniently, right.

When she doesn't like things.

Yeah, we.

Good job, Jasmine.

We put all this money in a slush fund that is away from anybody.

And usaid, they can't.

They're not responsible for anybody at all.

We could do that, all right?

But what we can't do, killing it.

We can't have somebody go and find out what they're spending it on and let everybody else know, because remember, it's a big fucking shell game over in Washington.

You know, four years, they're over here, they're working in the State Department or whatever, and then when a new guy comes in, they all get.

They all leave.

And where they go is they go to where this slush fund is, and that's how they get their jobs.

All right?

So now there's a bunch of people in Washington, D.C.

shitting their pants because this is all exposed.

And now it's out.

And we all know about it.

So what's shocking is half of the people around here, around the world, in the US don't give a fuck.

They're like, well, whatever.

But Trump, that's their thing.

But Trump, that's not true.

It's.

I would say about 20% of the people are so stupid or have such, you know, Orange Man.

Bad Trump derangement.

And now it's Elon Derangement Syndrome.

That doesn't matter.

Vice President, you know.

Right.

Yeah.

Okay, well, hold on.

Let's let dipshit finish.

Yeah, let get our hood Barbie go.

They have decided that they want to eviscerate all of that in front of our eyes.

And everybody wants to yell at the Democrats.

But let me be clear.

It's not the Democrats doing this.

It's the Republicans.

Okay?

What?

It's not the Democrat doing this for the past chunk of time.

Honey, hold on.

Here's the guys from tmz.

The main thing I think that prompted this was the dissolution of the USAID Department and perhaps, I'm guessing the talk.

About the Department of Education, the CIA, the FBI, CIA.

There are a lot of things.

Yeah.

I would love for you to respond to what JD Vance just posted.

Vice President posted, and this is what he said.

Elon Musk is supposed to be advising the President.

That is the role that he is supposed to play.

No one ever thought that he would have this authority that no one has.

Has ever been given.

What people don't understand is that when you sign up to work for the federal government, such as myself, unfortunately, I had to give up practicing law.

I am not allowed to do that anymore.

This guy, could you imagine her being your goddamn lawyer?

But she's.

She, she isn't a seated official.

She's not.

It's not a job.

Like it's a job.

But she was elected to this job.

She knew full well.

Does she think.

Are we having problems understanding what her job.

Does she think that she's.

That Elon's going to tell Trump to go to USAID and then go in and look at the computers?

You think that Trump's going to do this?

Are you that dumb?

Don't you understand how things work?

Top guy, the person who knows what the fuck they're doing.

Yeah.

Top guy gets other people to go in and do his and report.

See, they get them to report back to him and then he tells them what to do.

He's a facilitator.

That's what that is.

He's a facilitator.

What to fucking do?

I'm a job.

The boss.

He's the boss.

See, what you don't understand is I goes to the.

When I got selected, I went and I had to give up practicing law.

Is still literally taking government contracts.

And also the guy that has the power of the purse, there's not even a such thing thing.

I mean, the power of the purse lies with Congress and that's all.

We're trying to get people fired.

Up about is understanding basic civil.

That's not what you're doing.

You're baiting this.

You're shit stirring, honey.

Yeah.

There's some things that have.

That Congress has allocated.

Okay.

That's a different story.

But then there's other things that is not allocated.

Or they send money into this big giant fund, and then.

Then USAID gets to do whatever they want with.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

See what Jason wrote.

Yeah.

The power of the purse resides with the House, not Congress.

Well, that's when Congress, it's.

Yeah.

Which I think she's a Congresswoman.

Thanks.

This is illegal.

I remember when I was a young.

Man, when Richard Nixon was president, he.

Had a kitchen cabinet.

There was a dude named Bibi Rebozo.

Who used to advise him all the time.

And you look at First Ladies who.

Had enormous influence and sometimes could direct their husbands, such as Nancy Reagan, you.

Know, to do certain things.

I guess the argument might be, Elon.

Musk is really part of the kitchen cabinet.

Ultimately, Donald Trump can say yay or nay, but it's not that different from all those other people just in terms of Musk.

No, it's absolutely different.

I don't care who he has advised him.

I mean, I kind of do, but I mean, like, he does have a lot of unintelligent people with the sport.

Of the smartest man.

One of the smartest men in the world.

I'm sorry, what rocket did you build?

Right?

What car company do you have?

Listen, you can't even put together a kitchen set from temu, all right?

Don't give me this shit.

Well, she's having a hard time stringing a coherent sentence.

Right?

Then his cabinet and advisors, like that.

Fine, whatever that is.

Someone that is serving at the pleasure of the President.

That is the pleasure.

She's serving at the pleasure of the President.

I can't say anything there, folks.

My fat, lazy South Jersey tongue trips me up all the time, so I can't really pick on it, but it's still fun.

It's perfectly fine.

The issue is that he's been empowered.

You've never seen a First lady somehow get a hold of treasury and be the one that can turn on or off the spigot for money can decide whether or not that military officer is going to get that check.

There's another lie.

None of that is true.

He hasn't turned off any of that.

Nope.

What they did was, here's what happened.

I'm done with her.

I can't even take.

I'm not even Going to listen to.

Her, turn her off any.

It's just no one.

So what they were doing, as soon as Trump came in, they started trying to shovel all this money out the door because they knew that once Trump found out was going on that what was going on, he's going to stop it.

So they're in there trying to shove this like a fire hose, all this money out the door.

Elon Musk went in there and said, whoa, hold the phone and stop them.

And they're so fucking pissed.

Number one, they got caught.

Number two, he stopped them.

And number three, they can't do a fucking thing about it.

She's just mad because she wanted Tim Wallace to be the First Lady.

I get it.

I get it.

I have a comment over from rumble from Wicon.

Rob, who says RFK Jr.

Tulsi cash.

So many on this team.

Who do they have?

Nobody.

Nobody.

They have nobody.

Listen, the best thing that they could have done was what they did in 2020.

They stole the election from Donald Trump.

That's right.

I said it.

They stole the election from Donald Trump.

They installed Joe Biden there, and for four years, Trump sat there and said, you know what?

I'll tell you what, I'm going to sit here, I'm going to wait, and this time I'll be ready.

He had everything ready to go, and he went and he campaigned his ass off and he won the election fair and swear.

He won the electoral college.

He won the popular vote.

He won.

He won it all.

All the swing states.

And guess what, ladies and gentlemen, he's your fucking president.

For four years, we had to listen to Grandpa Oatmeal Pants for four fucking years stumble out to a fucking microphone and try to have a coherent sentence.

And we couldn't say.

And we couldn't say a word.

Well, we did.

We complained about it, but you know what we didn't do?

You didn't see us out in the fucking streets and screaming and yelling and all that stuff.

We didn't do any of that shit.

No, we showed up on January 6, which was probably pretty stupid.

Wow.

Can you.

Can you please say Grandpa Oatmeal Pants?

Write that down.

Oh, Grandpa Oatmeal Pants.

Okay.

I really love that.

Grandpa Oatmeal.

It may not be the title, but it's.

It's a good line.

Well, it's the truth.

So.

And they're.

They're freaking the out now.

Listen, the media has been.

For years now.

They have been basically gaslighting people and some of them are falling for it.

Like, we've got Trump derangement syndrome.

And I'm sorry, I know this is horrible.

I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.

But my issue is I can't stop watching these people melt down.

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.

You live for it.

You do.

I do.

Here we go.

They just walked up to me and she said.

I said, that is Donald Trump's wall to keep out women.

All right?

This dumb cunt little fence says that this is.

That that's Donald Trump's wall to keep out women.

He has the very first woman.

What's the lady.

That's his Attorney General.

Okay.

Oh, no.

Chief of Staff.

Yeah.

Attorney General, Press secretary.

He's also trying.

Yeah.

He has no problem putting women in.

All right, but.

So this lady says that the walls to keep women out.

Oh, and then again, this guy's now going to go all Pierre Paul Revealer on her and start asking her question.

Okay, what is he keeping women out of?

The way he talks about women, the way he downgrades women.

What's an example of that?

When he.

Just.

Way he treats his wife, the way he treats other women.

How does he treat his wife?

Watch the video of the inauguration.

What did he do?

He walked away from her.

He could care less about her.

He's getting sworn.

We need to impeach him now.

Yes, we do.

Like yesterday, he walked away from her at the inauguration.

Well, yeah, he.

I mean, as soon as he.

The car pulled up, he stomped ahead and left her to fend for herself.

Oh, my God.

And then, I mean, it's just.

If you watched him with the queen, he's marching right ahead of her.

I mean, it's just his disdain for women.

How about the fact that he's.

That he was on record saying that he had.

He can walk right up to a woman and grab her.

See, I told you.

It's like the one line they got.

Yeah.

They caught him on a hot mic.

And.

And I think with the queen, I think he didn't know the protocol.

Right.

Because I think he wouldn't have if he had.

Somebody had either informed him or he was right aware of it.

He's like, let me get up here.

So.

So I can catch this.

If I catch this old.

Before she falls.

There's a lot of alcohol for shit like that.

Right?

I'm sorry.

Go ahead, play that.

That's pretty bad.

Well, I think what he was talking about is the type of woman who will allow a rich and powerful man to do Anything that he wants.

And that type of woman does exist.

I have no answer to that kind of comment that you just made.

They're called Star.

Whatever.

Star.

I would never do that.

I know.

I'm sure if Robert Redford showed up, she'd open those dusty old hingey legs of hers.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

The bats would fly over.

Bats would fly out of her bell.

Robert Redford ain't no spring chicken anymore.

See, there you go.

Aaron says she's just mad nobody's grabbing her.

Right.

He says, I bet she smokes cigars.

Right?

With her mouth or what?

Who knows?

I'm sure she does the Monica Lewinsky with cigars.

You know, I pulled up Trump's Twitter X feed.

I keep calling.

It's going to be Twitter forever.

I'm gonna call it Twitter.

I do.

I can't.

So what exactly ones did you want me to look at today?

Hang on a second, let me get by.

Billions and billions of dollars.

One, because I'm pretty sure it is.

Let me see if I can find it.

There it is.

Yes.

Can you read that one for me?

I can.

I'll have to read it off of.

Off of X.

Oh, my God.

Come on, come on, get into the camera.

Looks like billions and billions of dollars have been stolen at USAID and other agencies, much of it going to the fake news media as payoff for creating good stuff stories about the Democrats.

The left wing rag known as Politico seems to have received $8 million.

Did the new York Times receive money?

Who else did?

This could be the biggest scandal of them all.

Perhaps the biggest in history.

The Democrats can't hide from this one.

Too big, too dirty, Too big, too dirty.

So awful.

Sorry.

I love it.

Hang on here, I got another one.

Here's a.

Here's a white chick.

I just wanted to point out that if Joe Biden or Kamala Harris or literally any other Democrat were trying to blatantly violate the Constitution.

Oh, conservatives.

Oh, you know you would be on one.

You know you would be on one.

But since.

Well, you know what?

She's absolutely.

Girl, she's absolutely right.

If they were.

If, if.

I'll tell you right now, if Trump was trying to get around the Constitution, I would be upset.

I'm not someone that just follows blindly.

But I don't see him doing that.

I don't see him doing that at all.

What?

What, what is he violating?

I can't ask her.

President has access.

I would love to ask her like.

Yeah, like what, what is he violating?

Exactly.

Yeah.

Where where are the receipts?

Shouted out.

I'm just gonna say.

I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say.

Since it's orangutan.

Jesus, you're just like, yippee ki, yay.

Just wanted to say you might be in a cult.

Just, just so you know.

I know some people aren't aware when they're in a cult, but you're probably in a cult.

If you're that hypocritical, you might be.

In a cult, you dumb cunt.

What?

Those eyes.

I know your men.

You love them.

Big eyed crazy.

They're fun to give.

They're fun to give a, you know, a toss in the hay.

But I mean, if you got to.

Be around, I'll just stab you in the back with some shoulder with some scissors or something.

Or keys.

I got one.

Whatever.

I got one more of Trump derangement syndrome to show you.

I love these.

My name's Kelly.

I'm in North Carolina.

I can't believe the fucking motherfucking stupid fucking idiots voted for this motherfucker.

And all these fucking oligarchs in.

My life is miserable right now and.

I hate it all, including every single fucking person that voted for this orange Cheeto.

Thanks for having the event.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly from North Carolina, speaking for everybody.

Yeah.

God, but you can hear the frustration when she's like, my life sucks.

And you're just like, oh, I know that kind of.

Yeah, that hit me right there.

Yeah, the messages.

So this must be a liberal podcast.

I think it's called the Dangerous Ones.

I might have really.

I might have to go check the Dangerous Ones.

It's.

I don't think so, but.

Okay.

A white chick and two white guys.

So soy boys.

Absolutely.

Very palpable.

They're hitting heavy.

Yeah, we, we're hearing you guys out there.

Yeah, it's cathartic.

It really is.

It's going to be a community.

And you guys keep calling because it's so important.

You need to be heard.

We need to hear what's going on out there.

And so just keep calling.

So what did that woman have to say other than orange Cheeto, Trump buckety?

She had nothing to say.

She just was mad that Trump won.

Made my life Ally.

I don't.

I can't handle it.

I can't handle it.

I don't, I don't understand.

Okay.

So the people keep screaming oligarchy, like that's a thing.

Right.

So I don't understand.

Like, it was literally.

Couldn't have been more of an oligarchy with Biden.

It literally would have been the picture of, like, three people puppeteering him.

Yeah.

Like, hey, he didn't know what he was doing.

He had.

They had to give him a.

Like a script.

Listen, I'll be honest with you.

He had no clue.

But here's the.

Here's the deal.

He could actually somewhat read off a teleprompter.

And at his age, in his condition, you know, bravo.

I mean, I think he did real.

Now, once he got done reading, he didn't know what to do.

He wandered around upstage like a lost cat.

But, yeah, I bet you'll love it when there's.

God damn you.

I love it when there's no tax on tips.

Through her waitress job, I'm sure, right?

A barista.

But.

Well, it's.

I don't know if she's a barista.

She didn't have, like, a piercing through her nose and six colors in her hair or his hair or their hair, its hair, their hair, whatever they refer themselves.

So I don't know.

Should we.

Whoops, hold on.

Should we get into what's going on?

Like, I know we're yelling and.

And about the.

All the nonsense that's going on with Elon.

What is he actually doing?

All right, so let's listen to the man himself.

Let's see what he's doing.

Ask, like, where would you start with government efficiency?

And it's kind of like being in a room where the entire room is targets and so you can shoot in any direction and not miss.

Now, we do have a fundamental issue, which is that the government is spending far, far more than it brings in.

And the reality is that all government spending is actually taxation.

All.

All government spending is taxation.

Sometimes people think some of it is.

Taxation and some of it's not, but it's all taxation, because the part that is not covered by tax revenue becomes inflation.

So you're either taxed directly or you're taxed by inflation, but you're for sure taxed.

And so all government spending is taxation.

So we have to reduce government spending overall.

This will be forced upon us in the future.

The interest payments now exceed the Defense Department budget, which is a trillion dollars a year.

That's a lot of money.

So two, just the interest on the debt exceeds what we spend on the military.

Just the interest, and that is rising rapidly.

So it can't be like, you know, we'll trim a little bit here and there.

That's not gonna work.

There have to be quite radical reductions in cost.

Yeah, all right, that's the dumbest billionaire that AOC has ever met.

It literally, basically, it's beyond the point.

We're beyond the point of you can't spend more than you take in because we are so backwards.

It's literally slice out, right?

We're like dissecting the government.

And majority is bloat.

It's ridiculous amount of bloat.

Did you see how many.

What was the final number of the federal employees that took the buyout?

Thousands.

Well, I, I heard.

Now this is what I heard.

The 8, 000.

Okay, but.

But they found a judge to put a stay on that.

So they don't want them.

They don't want them to go.

All right, because they say this is illegal or whatever.

They're not saying it's illegal, but they say it's not.

I don't know.

In other words, I think he's allowed to.

Like, you don't think that Trump's got.

People saying 60,000 people signed up, right?

60,000.

I know.

Just think about how big the government is.

The government.

All right, so now we're talking about the.

So first thing he does, he goes into USAID and he goes in there and he just starts showing everybody where all this fucking money's going.

So this gentleman here starts talking, he says, hey, listen, it's not just with.

This has been going on a long time.

And you know who's really.

You should really go after some of the past presidents.

Wow.

I got to go.

This is amazing.

I need to have you back on really soon, Mike.

All right, so this guy here, he's been after this USAID for a long time.

He knows so much about this.

What's going on with the Griff.

So he's all over the news.

I never heard of him before.

He's praying in the still, right?

He's got his eyes closed like, thank God it's finally out.

It's finally out.

I've been telling you guys forever about this, but really quickly, if you can tell me 15 or 20 seconds, has every past president for the last 20 years known how.

Known about this corruption with USAID, and just 20 chose not to do anything about it?

Yep.

Well, most of them are on the take.

Joe Biden was the head of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, which directly oversees usaid.

USAID was funding Burisma.

USAID gave money to Burism and had.

A formal partnership agreement with Burisma.

Barack Obama's mother worked for usaid.

The Bush family runs right through it.

Bush's, you know, Vice President Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney, worked for usaid.

They're all in on it.

And this is the reason that the Trump revolution was so revolutionary is because it defeated both sides of the USAID snake.

And now we're going to see just exactly how the snake bites back when it's cornered.

I wonder if all of the lawfare and the, everything that they threw at President Trump in his first term, the Russia gay, the collusion, all this stuff, I wonder if that was just to try to keep him on his, on his heels enough to not look at U.S.

aid.

But wait, but that was a.

USAID appreciate you.

Can I say this one thing real quick?

I have to say this.

Yes.

Okay.

USAID funded a group called the OCCRP.

Everyone can look this up.

They paid $20 million to a group.

Of hit piece journalists who turned around.

And dug up dirt on Rudy Giuliani.

And then used that as the basis.

To impeach the sitting president, Donald Trump in 2019.

Think they don't think.

They're not pissed.

Yeah, some are.

I don't know if they're going to jail, but they're going to be have a lot of money cut off.

They should be paying it back.

I, I mean, so.

All right, remember last episode where the Dems were out in front of the building?

They said, you know something, we're going into the building right now.

We're from.

You mean the insurrection that they were having, right?

That little thing?

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, wait, it was, it was a, it was, it was a peaceful protest.

Okay, well, they were going in, we're going in.

Remember, what's her name was there?

Ilan Ilhan Omar was there.

And, oh yeah, that old, old bag with Maxine, what's her face.

Okay, so they were all there and they're going to charge in.

Well, let's see him storm the building.

Watch this.

I love here.

Here we go.

Nice to meet you.

Okay, so as you are aware, this agency is very busy currently and they are not able to take a meeting currently.

They advise that they will be in contact shortly and that best to contact the Department of State at this time if you need any further comments.

Who is they?

The front office of the administrator.

So could I just ask, are you with aiv?

I am.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you for your service.

Are we allowed service?

He's not in the military.

Yeah, he's getting paid a fuckload of money.

Yeah.

You're not getting in, sir.

So you're not getting in.

All right.

You know, kind of busy over here right now.

We're, we're finding all this grift and all this money that you're sending all over the world and.

And all your nonsense and.

And all the CIA slush fund.

All right, we're looking at all that.

Oh, yeah, look at.

Look at Politico's funny.

We'll get into Politico.

Oh, yeah.

Is.

Are the Doge people here?

Are they in this building now?

We are eight employees.

That's all.

That's all I know.

I don't.

I don't know specific who.

Who Doge is or any of that.

I just know that eight employees are here.

Although, as you are all aware, it's in the press.

Everybody's been asked to telework.

There are select people here to provide services for the agency.

So the rest of them are all teleworked.

Are you career?

I am, yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

We want to thank you for your service.

So there's no opportunity, unfortunately.

I don't.

I don't control that.

I'm just here to pass along the information.

Just doing my job.

And I'm sure Department of State will be putting out more information for people that are listening there.

If you see all the way over on the right hand side, you see Elaine Omar's face right there, she's like, oh, what do you mean we're not allowed in?

We're not allowed in.

We're.

But we're Congress.

Why.

Why are they saying thank you for your service?

I don't know.

Because.

Because I don't know what else they.

I don't know what he's trying to do, but he's not getting in.

They've got job.

Right.

They're not mil, they're not military.

Right.

Am I nuts?

No.

I don't know.

Just making sure, like, yeah, you ain't getting in, dude.

Sorry, I drew the short straw.

I'm the one that had to go to the door.

Yeah, I gotta talk to these idiots.

You can't come in.

I think it's hysterical.

So they're all having a shit fit.

They're all out there and, you know, you talk about insurrections, like our idiot senator from New Jersey, Cory Booker.

Oh, that.

How embarrassing.

So Mr.

Potato Head goes over there, puts his angry eyes on, and he's screaming, we're gonna fight and we're not gonna let this go.

And we're gonna.

And we're like, shut up.

You ain't doing.

Have this much energy in the state trying to keep our taxes down.

How about you?

Yeah.

Hey, you know what?

I can't get Any fucking plastic bags.

All right, Work on that jerk off.

All right, not for nothing, how do you date Rosario Dawson and lose that?

All right, your, your governor had an illegal living over his garage and then dared Tom Holman to come in and he's like, I'm on my way.

Tom Holman had come and been like, oh, I'm on my way.

Then government governor McBeever Teeth had to go back out and said, oh, no, no, no.

I was just a scenario.

I don't, I don't keep brown people in my house.

Oh, of course we wouldn't, we wouldn't let them live in our house.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, we wouldn't, we wouldn't want to be accused of like sex trafficking or allowing it, you know, not paying taxes like former governors did on their nannies and stuff.

Remember Christine Whitman?

Yeah, that was a whole big brouhaha.

I forgot to pay taxes on her.

Her help.

Oops.

So now they're finding out that Politico, from what I understand, it's somewhere between 8 million and $16 million.

They receive these corporate millions and millions.

It's all the millions.

So they had this kind of corporate donation thing, all right, which was like $10,000.

So somewhere between 8 and $16 million is what Politico got.

So here's a libtard streamer and I don't know his name, but he's supposed to be somebody that's.

And once he finds out the, once he finds out that the funding for Politico is getting cut, he goes full steel toe and starts begging for money.

And forgive me for being a bit self centered for a moment.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna, I apologize.

I know, I know they say privileged streamer.

My job could go out like that.

You know how crazy things are getting over here.

Literally like at any moment, you know that they could just say, hey YouTube, it's un American of you to allow left leaning people to post videos.

These communist videos are pro China Kablamo.

I'm out.

Good.

Oh, poor you.

Poor you.

Feels like dickhead.

Yeah.

You know when I, when I was sitting there telling everybody that the fucking vaccine that are shot wasn't doing it, wouldn't stop anything or didn't.

Didn't do a damn thing and all, you know, I got told that I wasn't allowed to say that and even though everything I said was 100% correct, now I go back and talk to people and they're like, I don't care.

We told you not to say it.

And you Said, no one cares.

No one cares.

No one gives a.

If this guy's like, I can't make money begging for money on the Internet.

Well, good.

I don't feel sorry for you.

That's a little scary.

Literally, like, there's no, like, it's a day by day thing.

I wake up every morning and I check.

So I'm just saying in the meantime, maybe I'm Venmo super chats stream yards, PayPal.

I'm a little bit more likely subscribe you than usual.

You have a backup platform you're planning to go to if shit hits the fan?

Yeah, there's a corner under like right next to the 5 in downtown Seattle that I don't usually see other people panhandling on.

Oh, he'll be on Rumble begging for money.

Yeah, Rumble let them on there.

They don't care because Rumble will allow.

They'll let.

But yeah, they'll let everybody on there.

Am I blurry?

I am blurry.

I don't know.

I can't tell.

Everybody's blurry right now.

To me, you're full of boogers.

So.

All right.

So what has Elon done?

All right, let's find out what Elon's done.

Hey, Senator Markey, I wanted to ask you, what do you make of the Trump administration's decision to cut different DEI programs and initiatives?

I'm sorry, are you a member of the press?

Yeah, My name.

Yes.

Are you a member of the press?

I have a microphone.

Yahoo.

With Tim Cast News.

What do you make of the Trump administration's different initiatives to cut DEI out of different hiring processes in the US Government?

Well, obviously Donald Trump engaged in one of the most reprehensible actions I have ever seen in my life.

What would he have done?

This senator here said that Donald Trump did one of the most reprehensible things that he has seen.

What do you think he did?

What do you see?

The way he spins this to try to make this about something it's not went on the day after a plane crash hit here in Washington D.C.

if he then called the press public to charge that the cause of it was DEI when he had no evidence.

He didn't have any evidence.

He didn't.

He didn't know that.

He would know.

Yeah.

He didn't know that the.

The FAA was trying to get capable people in.

Into the towers also.

You don't think he.

He knew that they let that one air traffic controller go sooner than that?

You don't think he knew that the FAA was lowering standards for different People so they could get the job even though they couldn't meet the requirements that were normal.

They lowered their standards to get more people in there, which is basically dei.

And then you say he has no evidence.

Just because you say he has no evidence doesn't mean he doesn't have any evidence.

How do you respond to people who say we should hire based on merit?

I'm sorry, what did you say?

Too many words in me.

What do you mean?

So people will be hired on Mert.

How scared he looks right now.

How dare you.

Yeah, how do you respond to people who say we should hire based on merit and not necessarily hire based on dei?

Did you ask me.

I haven't finished my sentence yet.

Did you want me not to answer the question?

That Donald Trump engaged in one of the most reprehensible actions I've ever seen.

He charged that the EEDEI was the cause of a tragedy even as the families still had not been reunited with their loved ones.

And it's that kind of reprehensible behavior on the part of Donald Trump that absolutely has to be called out.

And I would.

And if you're printing this.

So we're going to call out the behavior of letting people know what the problem was instead of fixing the problem.

Because I will say I thought it was a little tasteless to bring it up, like, within the first few hours.

Like, maybe let it settle a bit before you.

I mean, everybody's gonna figure it out anyway when all the information comes out.

But it probably didn't need to be said right at that moment.

Not saying he shouldn't have said it, but maybe we pick our moment.

Have you met that little truck?

I could see?

Well, that's also true.

I'm also from east coast, and sometimes we don't always.

Right.

Pick our timing.

Well, but.

But looking back, timing was probably a little bit of.

See, Sparky agrees with me.

He says it was a tad too soon, and I am the voice of reason.

Okay, that's.

Clearly.

Understand.

Clearly.

No, I'm not saying he shouldn't have called it out, just maybe not at that moment.

But.

But that's.

But that's what the left zeroes in on.

I know.

Like, not all the.

That's going on, but like.

But he said it because it's not wrong.

But it could have been maybe a couple hours later, maybe the next morning, maybe the next one, you know?

Okay.

It's not.

It's not what he said.

It's when he said it.

Right.

I think it's when.

I mean, it was.

It was a tragic event.

I mean, of course, it was not horrible.

You know, it was sad to watch.

And then he's like, yeah, you know, that women in the dei, them all.

You know, it's like, maybe you figure out all the.

Get all the victims out of the water first.

Just saying, I got it, I got it.

So then.