New Tariff In Town | Episode 291

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First up, she's the queen of sarcasm, the empress of eyerolls.

This Jersey gal's infectious giggle will always make you smile.

The glamorous agitator with style and sass and her sidekick.

He is an old man with the energy, focus, and reading ability of a first grader on a sugar rush.

Together they will dissect world issues, slice through the social justice shenanigans, and make.

You laugh while the world burns.

Here are your hosts, the Duchess and Jamingo.

Hey, everybody.

Hey.

Guess what?

I'm not the most hated man in America right now.

Donald Trump is, well, still young, actually.

Elon Musk.

Wow.

I mean, we leave Thursday, and so much happens, and it's like, I can't wait to get till Monday.

And then what do you.

What do you talk about?

I mean, there's so much to get to.

It's insane.

I had a meltdown this weekend, and I'm pissed off at the audience here.

You.

You know, you bunke dwellers, you bunker dwellers let me down.

I'm not gonna lie.

I mean, we were on Shitty Song of the Week, and it's time to vote.

And I look and I go.

First of all, I go to Twitter.

I have seven Twitter accounts.

I go to Twitter.

I take all my Twitter accounts.

I vote seven times.

Then I look and we're losing, and there's 25 votes.

25.

We're losing.

So I go on a rampage.

I go into our discord and I threaten people.

Listen, you.

Hey, I do a lot of work to make this show this mediocre.

And you know what?

If you don't.

If you can't take the time to take your phone out and take your little thumb and go to Twitter and then go to this link and then vote for the podcast so we can win.

I mean, I'm not asking much.

I'm not asking for money.

Yeah.

I'm not.

I'm not asking for much.

There you go.

There's a guy.

Bruce.

Bruce voted three times.

All right, so Bruce voted three times.

I voted seven times.

That's 10.

There's 25 votes, and we're still losing.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

So I freak out.

I say, that's it.

Yes.

If not, everybody's on Every social.

I understand that.

I get that.

I understand that.

But the.

It.

The.

The problem is that there's enough people that are on there that we should get 25 votes.

How embarrassing is that?

That.

See, this is why I don't.

This is why I don't have a Patreon, because if nobody shows up, I feel like a dick.

So I.

I threaten people.

I go on this.

Yes.

That's so much better.

Hey, is this.

I'm mad about it, so I'm gonna yell at the people that I need.

Somebody's going to be taught a lesson here.

Someone's going to be taught a lesson.

All right?

If we don't win, no show on Monday, that's it.

And here we are.

So here we are.

We still didn't win.

We didn't lose.

We tied.

We tied, okay?

But then something happened that made me with.

Softened my heart and said, you know what?

I don't care if we lose or not.

I will still do a show.

This show right here is dedicated to budwegger because Bud Vugger went over on his Twitter account and said, hey, listen, go to this.

Please go to this.

Please go to this, tweet this link and vote for Chevy Van or I won't get a podcast on Monday.

And I said, how can I do that to Buddh Vugger?

How can I?

We can't let him.

I can't.

I can't.

It was.

It warmed.

It melted my heart.

It did.

I'm serious when I say that.

It melted my heart.

Now for the rest of you, very disappointed.

Extremely disappointed.

Okay, Eric, come on.

Come on.

Shaming work.

We could.

We could have promoted this all week.

I did.

I said, hey, go vote.

How many times I got to tell you people something?

Well, if they don't listen immediately.

They had a week we were on there for.

They don't listen right away.

You don't know how people listen to us.

You know something?

You are just like a woman.

You sit there and you.

I have empathy and sympathy for our audience.

You're just me, me, me.

I'm disciplining the children, and you're over there being an agent for the kids.

I'm loving my.

I know.

You're just a grumpy old.

I'm gonna protect the children from the big old bad daddy.

See?

Voice of reason.

So here we are.

Okay, so then I go on a fest.

Not only do I do a fest in Discord, I went on Twitter, did a fest.

I went on Tick Tock and did a bitch fest.

It was embarrassing.

I Think I did it on YouTube.

No.

Facebook, too.

I don't know.

Now, I drove.

This is what's really upsetting.

I drove over 600 views to that tweet we did.

We drove a lot of traffic over there, and still no one voted.

They went out.

Well, honestly, I think you.

You got people going to look at it, and they either voted the other way because it's fun to make Jamingo freak out.

Okay, I get that.

Yeah.

Because Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

Oh, you, Bob sitting there, goes, well, you know something?

I really think that having my baby was the worst.

I don't care.

I don't care.

We voted the other way.

And then Mike, that asshole from Wheelbarrow full of dicks, he'll do it.

Whatever I say, he'll do the opposite because that's just the kind of guy he is.

He likes watching you freak out.

Point right here.

So I.

I'm just.

I just.

I was like, you know, I don't ask for.

Really.

I don't ask for much.

You know, I come in here twice a week, try to entertain you.

I asked for one little thing, you know, and it's not like there was hundreds of.

Thank God.

Thank God that show doesn't get a lot of views.

Well, we would have got our asses kicked.

There's 25, and we couldn't get 25.

My friends voted seven, 10, 12 times.

We were still losing 12, 13.

I can count for 13 votes.

My seven.

Eight.

You.

You voted for us, right?

No, I voted three.

Oh, you voted three.

My seven.

You're three.

Bruce's three.

It's 13.

Aristotle voted twice.

That's 15.

And Luis voted.

That's.

And Budwegger, this is 16.

And.

But it's all different platforms, so I don't know that platforms.

Okay, okay, see, here's.

Hi, Red.

Yeah.

John is screaming, right?

Yeah, I am.

I was, like, pissed.

And to be honest with you, if you really want to be honest, we lost.

I voted seven times and we tied.

So we lost and you voted three.

It was awesome.

I'm sorry.

Well, that's.

But that's how it's set up.

I voted on.

I had a great time on the show, and the show was a lot of fun.

I highly recommend.

All right.

But my.

You know, and then again, I understand.

Look, I understand how the game's played.

I do.

But everybody wins.

It's always a perpetual.

It's true.

So I'm sitting there and I go, yeah, if there's only, like, 30 votes and I can't get.

I can't pull 30 votes on my own.

Apparently not.

And all my family and friends vote 15 times and we tie.

Yeah, well, they probably voted against you, so.

How dare you?

How dare you out there?

How dare you out there that voted against me?

How dare you?

I will find you.

I will find you, Skills.

He will find you.

It was a blast.

I can't wait to see it when it gets to, like, the.

Like, the semifinals or wherever the next level is where they'll sort it out.

Yeah, we.

Yeah, we drove over 600 views to the tweet and only 26 votes.

I said he didn't vote.

I mean, well, if you did.

I mean.

And Red didn't vote, thank God.

We would have lost if we died.

Thank God Red didn't vote.

It was so much fun.

It's the disrespect that I can't get over.

It is.

It's the disrespect.

A vote for vote against Jamingo is a vote for democracy.

That's what Bob did.

Don't worry, Bob.

I see you.

I see you.

Well, we'll see when Bob goes on.

Oh, well, I'll tell you what, Red.

You're gonna win that week.

I'm taking all my votes, and I'm voting again.

I don't care what.

I don't care if Bob has the shittiest song in the history of shitty songs.

I'm voting for Red.

When Bob comes on, you'll have to.

Listen to this week's.

They have Bobby Boucher, 50 Shades of Boucher.

And his voice, he reminds me of Archer.

If you've ever listened to or seen Archer on tv, the guy.

He does like Bob's Burgers.

Whoever that guy is that does the voice.

That's what he's.

He.

It's reminiscent of that.

He sounded like a.

He sounds like a redneck.

He sounds like Jody B.

Bobby, I think.

Yeah, I've heard him before.

I've been on a podcast with Bobby before.

I'm gonna disagree with that.

He sounded.

There were times where he.

That's what he sounded like was Archer to me.

But it was the.

The.

The.

The challenge on this week is.

Is Kenny Rogers versus Dolly Parton, and it is the.

The songs are horrible.

I highly recommend you go listen to.

Them versus Dolly Parton.

Well, Dolly Parton does have some stinkers.

It's old Dolly Parton songs.

Old ones.

Oh, okay.

All right.

And then Kenny Rogers, he's another hit or misser.

But.

Yeah.

Well, if it wasn't, it was.

I think it was Part of his greatest Hits.

But it was.

It was at the bottom of the barrel on the Greatest Hits.

You know how old I'm getting.

They had a huge concert out in California.

Fire Aid for all them.

I didn't.

I had no idea it was even going on.

Did you?

I've never heard of Fire Aid.

Oh, well, that's.

That's.

I heard they had a concert.

Yes.

I'd seen it.

I never heard that they were having a concert for it.

I had no idea.

I would have watched it.

Like Live Aid.

We were so psyched for Live Aid.

It was here in Philadelphia.

Kenny Rogers Greatests versus Bargain Store.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, I mean, you can't.

Kenny Rogers has some really good songs, I think.

Well, the song is the greatest.

Oh.

Oh, that's.

The song.

Is Kenny Rogers the greatest.

Okay.

Versus Dolly Parton's the Bargain Store.

I am very torn on this one.

I listened to the whole thing.

I was walking through Target, and they are.

It's destroying.

Yeah, it dropped Sunday.

Okay.

And they.

They're commentating.

And I'm at the point where I'm listening to the Dolly Parton song, and they are destroying her.

And I'm walking through Target with air pods on.

Laughing out loud.

I'm like, I look insane, because I'm just.

It was so funny.

So.

But, yeah, the Fire Aid.

I didn't see who performed, but I'd seen people share it.

Well, one of the big things was.

What's the.

What was the.

Nirvana came back.

Nirvana.

Nirvana came back without Kurt Cobain, you know, because.

So they had other people come out and sing the songs, but Dave Grohl played the drums, and the.

The big fat guy.

Tall fat guy played the guitar, and then the other small, skinny gay guy played the other guitar.

And then they had Joan Jett sing a song, and Dave Grohl's daughter came out and sang also.

So that was kind of cool.

Yeah.

And then Joan Jett's going on tour this year with Billy Idol.

How can I tell the difference?

Both of them look like old lesbians.

Well, at least Billy Idol still has the white hair.

Still has the black hair.

Okay.

All right.

You can tell them apart.

Yeah.

So then we go from that, and we roll right into the Grammys.

Anybody watch the Grammys?

Nope, I didn't.

No, I never watched.

It is just horrible.

Red was having a field day.

I on Twitter last night.

Did you watch any of his tweets?

Hang on.

We'll get to him.

But first of all, they were so great.

I gotta go to Kanye's wife.

Oh, my God.

Kanye's wife.

This is what she wore to the thing.

They threw her out.

They actually threw her out.

It's like pantyhose dress.

They took.

She took some fat lady stocking and cut it off at the toes and then put her ass into it, and that's how she looked.

And look at him.

He's.

I mean, he's a scuzz bag.

I don't like him.

Right.

I've never been a fan of his.

And it's a dollar store.

He just has her as a prisoner.

I swear to God, it's.

She's dollar store.

Kim Kardashian.

She's like, yeah, look at her eye.

Like, so for people who can't see this, just Google Kanye west, wife, Grammys.

Right.

She's essentially naked.

She's essentially naked now.

I had to cover up the parts here with the jaminga.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank goodness.

And she just.

She looks sad.

Like, her eyes look sad.

And it's just because she looks so much now like Kim Kardashian.

Yeah, it's.

It's kind of depressing.

And I.

I just.

I feel bad for, like, I think he.

He may.

Clearly.

He makes her dress like that, so.

Right.

All right, let's see if I can find this.

All right, so let's go over to.

So here's Red's tweet.

Whoops.

So Red says out of Chris Stapleton, Post Malone, Casey Musgraves, Lainey Wilson, and Beyonce.

Beyonce had the best country album question mark, question mark.

Question mark.

Question mark, question mark.

What the actual fuck?

Now I get that because I figured all the rednecks would be upset that.

You know, everybody should be upset.

How is country.

How has she got the best country out of country people?

And then Beyonce.

Beyonce's not country.

She made an country ish album.

Well, let's go to the themed.

Let's go to see what the comments say.

Deadward.

That's a pretty good one.

Shitty song.

Because that's what you call Will Smith's son Jaden.

And he has.

He had that suit on, which was nice.

And then he had, like, a dollhouse stuck on his head like, he lost the bed house.

It's so stupid.

But it got him talking.

It got him in the news, Right?

Honest question.

I only listen to some country once in a while, but is it because she's black and red goes.

No, it's because the album sucks.

I think it's a little bit because she's black.

I.

I think it's a little bit because she's black.

I don't think anybody cares that she's black.

I think it's.

She sucks.

And she got all pissy last year when she didn't get anything, and then I guess Jay Z.

So she's going on tour, so.

Yeah.

Well, there you go.

So.

Well, this will sell records.

So now she's got money.

Yeah.

So the red says 100.

100.

Those other albums, aside from Laney's, aren't really country either, so.

There are so many other country albums this year that should have been on.

Listen, I swear to God, I don't listen to country.

Well, not only that, but the Grammys don't really tell you what's the best.

No, it's.

People think I'm maggot Maga T.

Maggot.

Maggots.

I don't know.

Not you, Red.

No, your name's literally Red.

Okay.

It's funny.

I mean, he's.

But he's a old.

He's an old liberal kind of sort of.

He's not old.

He's younger than me.

He looks old like that.

He looks like 10 miles of torn up road.

He does not.

You stop that.

It's been a.

It's been a rough paper route for rigging.

Oh, my God.

He could say what he wants about me on his show.

It's fine.

I don't care.

Oh, my God.

He goes, thank you, John.

Oh, quite welcome.

Oh, my God, I'm sick again.

Or still or whatever.

I started getting sick last night, so I have to.

Yeah, so if I have to shut my mic off and cough, I apologize.

I ate about 100 cough drops today.

And then my stomach's growling and Duchess says, you know, if you eat a lot of that artificial sweetener, it makes you have the runs.

I'm like, don't cough too hard.

That's what happened.

You see John cough and then the camera, the screen will just go blank.

Like, I scooted into the bathroom around 2 o'clock and it sounded like someone threw a whole bucket of water in the back into the toilet.

Oh, it scared me.

It came out.

So anyhow, so after Kanye with his wife, she got thrown out.

Yeah.

I love when the people from the Grammys get up and they.

They lecture you about them, about, you know, what's going on in the world and all.

We're like, hey, you know what I have?

Chicken.

Oh, you know what I did?

I made the Amish penicillin, which is.

You cut up a red onion, you put it in a jar with some garlic, and then you Pour honey all over it and you let it sit for 12 hours.

And then you take a teaspoon of it or a tablespoon in the morning and you're supposed to take a tablespoon at night.

Well, I took.

I said, oh, this is going to be bad because I haven't tried it.

So I strained it out this morning.

I'm like, hey, it's bad.

I took another one.

It was okay.

And that actually worked for a little bit.

So I'll do two when I go upstairs.

I figured that's better than any other cough.

And then I had.

This is how many cough drops I ate that was full when I started.

Oh, that's a lot of cough drops, John.

That's candy.

That's like candy.

Yeah.

Well, it does work.

See, I have them over.

Oh, my God, my stomach.

I swear to God, it's like.

Great.

I was gonna call real hard his pants and we're gonna end the show.

Okay.

I can't pass gas.

I know that.

I'm sorry.

Don't push anything.

I can't push anything.

I couldn't even sneak.

I couldn't even do a one cheek sneak.

Speaking of.

Speaking of classy.

Speaking of the Super Bowl.

What?

Speaking of the super bowl, my Eagles are playing Sunday.

Sunday.

The big game.

The big game.

They're.

They're minus 1.5 against the Chiefs.

So they're an underdog.

I.

I think, I think they might win this one.

I really do.

But here's something.

All right.

You know how I don't like that girl Kristen Welker, who's on abc.

The real angry one with the big eyes when she.

She attacks the people.

Would you believe?

Well, I'll just show you.

You are a Eagles fan.

I.

A big Eagles.

Big Eagles fan.

Big time Eagles fan.

You're hosting Meet the Press this Sunday.

Yes.

Be honest.

How much will your headspace be thinking about the game?

I'm going to try my best to focus on Meet the Press.

It would be a bummer if, like, you had these like world leaders and you were like, what do you think Jalen Hurts is going to throw for.

May or may not be my last question to every guest.

No.

But I should say, you know, I've lived in D.C.

now for over a decade.

Yeah.

So I'm not torn.

But there is a lot of my friends are going to be.

And I will say, I mean, look, you obviously want your team to win and you want them to win by a lot.

Is the.

The story of the commanders is a nice story.

I Do.

I mean, Washington football fans have not had a good run of things.

I root for them all of the time.

Except for when they're playing against the Eagles.

And then.

And we all know what happened there.

The Eagles destroyed the Commanders.

But I was like.

I was like.

They really did.

But I have to tell you, now that I know she's an Eagles fan, I hate her less.

Of course you do.

I have a small.

I've like.

I have a war spot in my heart for her now.

It's like.

You're like.

You're like the Grinch.

Your heart grew.

Yeah, it's like, three times bigger.

Like, I.

I despised her when she was attacking, you know, J.D.

vance and any Republican on.

On these new shows.

And now that I got you covered.

He hates her more.

Yeah, he hates her more.

Oh, he hates her more because she's an Eagles fan.

I get it.

I get it.

Well, it's no counting for taste.

Yeah.

You were her at this point.

So Duchess has a.

All you Eagles fans.

It's.

It's a hodgepodge.

You.

You people.

I know.

That's all right.

I'm still gonna root.

I'm gonna root for you, for your team.

You didn't hear that, did you?

You didn't hear me cough.

I have a cough button.

I'm a big podcaster.

I'm a big boy podcast.

I have a cough button.

The mute button.

Yeah, mute button.

So that's cool.

So I'm proud of yourself.

Proud of myself.

I'm a big kid now.

All right, so we have a story here that Duchess brought up.

Let me.

Let me share my screen.

And I really don't have anything to share about this one, because for some reason in my warped childhood, this never happened to me.

But it's 23 more.

Whoops.

I accidentally watched sex scenes with my parents story.

Yes.

And I was like, you know what?

That's never really happened to me.

I never had that one.

Vicky Krista Barcelona.

When I was Vicki Cristina Barcelona.

Okay.

This is 2000.

When I was in high school, my family was getting ready to go on a trip to Spain.

My mom decided to rent it because it set in Spain.

She heard the music.

The scenery was beautiful.

Well, it turns out no amount of gorgeous music and scenery is worth watching a threesome with your parents.

I've not seen that.

It's had, like, Javier Bardem and whoever.

Penelope Cruz and then whoever else.

Now, this movie.

I have seen Bull Durham.

I don't really remember a lot of sex scenes in this, to be honest.

I do Like Susan Sarandon, like, humped everybody through the whole movie.

I know she was a.

In this movie.

Her character.

Yeah.

But.

Oh, she's a randy gal, you know.

I have a real soft spot for Susan Sarandon because she's got some dude.

She's got big tits.

Yes.

Big ass eyes.

Yeah, I know she does have some big eyes.

I just throw.

You just throw a sheet over here.

My mother took her.

My.

My mother took my grandfather to see it in the theater because he was a huge baseball fan.

She was mortified by the sex scene.

Of course, afterwards, when someone asked my grandfather what he thought about the film, he simply said, well, it wasn't really about baseball.

No.

So.

Not really.

Yeah.

Dracula had sex scenes in it.

I don't remember this.

Yeah.

Oh, this scene.

Yeah.

Yeah.

When that scene came on, my mom explained that wasn't in the book.

I don't remember that.

Yeah, I guess.

I think the brand.

I think Bram Stoker's Dracula.

I think that was the one with Gary Oldham.

And for some reason, very appealing in that movie.

Like, it's just something about.

It's the hat, the hair.

I don't know.

Oh, okay.

There's a scene where Winona Ryder is walking down the street and he's like, look at me.

And I'm like, okay.

I'm lucky.

Okay.

Apparently, Dracula got Duchess moist.

That was just a 1992.

It was very young.

Something kind of sexy about him.

It was creepy when he turned into.

Like.

I didn't want him to turn into Dragon.

Okay.

The lead up to it, the shape of water.

I watch it.

My grandparents, I was sitting in between them.

My grandfather just had surgery and he was.

It was the movie he wanted.

At first, sitting between them was funny because they kept leaning over to talk to each other because they're trying to figure out where they had seen Sally Hawkins before.

Then came all the sex scenes.

They were.

They were totally fine.

But all I could think was, holy, why did I sit here?

So I'm trying to think, like, of any of these.

I've seen spread.

I haven't seen spread.

I haven't seen spread.

That sound.

It doesn't sound legit.

Like, it's.

It sounds like a.

A movie that's gonna have a lot of sex.

Yeah.

I saw this movie in the theaters.

My mom basically soft porn.

My dad had won tickets or a radio to see it, but he couldn't go.

So he gave my mom and me the tickets.

It was rated PG 13 on the tickets.

My mom and I even looked up the description Online didn't sound like it was basically soft porn.

So we get in the theater, the ratings come up before the film and it says R.

And we discuss leaving, but we decided to stay and see what happens since we had been given a ticket to free and I was like, 17.

Well, if you're 17, you can get, you know.

So seeing an R rated movie wasn't a huge deal.

The movie starts playing and.

Yeah, awkward.

One of those things we laugh about now and tell people.

My mom took me to my first porno and my dad got me the tickets.

So I'll try to see once 40 year old virgin.

Okay, that was funny.

That was funny.

My sister and I thought it would be a good idea as teenagers to go see this with our conservative dad.

I will never know.

Like, did we not think.

Did we not think it would be about a 40 year old virgin?

Sorry.

I was still pretty good up until then.

Anyway.

The scene with Seth Rogen's character is talking about a donkey show in Mexico.

So awkward.

All right, so you have a story, right?

I have two.

They're not so in depth, but.

So there was when my mother decided she's going to take my brother to see Stripes.

My brother was like, murphy.

And yes, yes, that was that bad.

There's tons of boobs.

It was the shower scene where, oh.

There were boobs and they're like, rub them.

Rub them with water.

That's right.

My mom's like, you know, like, it was clearly not for.

It was not for 11 year olds.

Oh, 11.

Well, geez.

My brother was 11 when she took him.

So he was like, yeah, he was like naked and he's.

She's like, oh, my God.

My mother did not have good, good decision on that.

And then when.

When Top Gun came out, we were like, cool.

So my mom and I went to see Top Gun.

We're gonna see, you know, the guys play volleyball and this.

That.

Well, there's like that hot and heavy sex scene to take my breath away.

Middle of that where it's like, yeah.

Where it's like very slow and it's like, it's a slow scene playing the music and watching Tom Cruise, which is kind of gross.

And it was just like, I'm just.

I just remember sitting next to my mother, like, I don't want to be here for any of this.

It was so awkward.

It'd been funny if I was with my girlfriends and then we would have giggled over it.

But it was like, mother, like my mother next to me was like, no, absolutely not.

Just would have been more awkward if she started to go to third base.

Ew.

Oh.

Sorry.

Can't do that.

What are we doing here?

Disgusting.

So here you go.

Mike from wheelbarrow full of dick says, I'm taking a bubble bath by watch while watching.

I wish I had a glass of wine.

I wish you had a glass of wine, too, Mayor Mike.

And a toaster plugged in.

Just kidding.

Just kidding.

God.

No, just the wine.

So a plane crashed in northeast Philly.

Was it Friday night?

Left turn?

Yeah, I'm sorry, did you have another story?

I thought.

No, I'm good, I'm good.

I was changing subject.

No.

Okay.

No, it's all good.

You just literally like sharp turned on that.

So as I do.

As I do.

Because I'm out.

I'm out.

This click, click, click.

Nothing in the chamber.

Yeah.

Did you have anything?

No, I'm good.

Because I don't want a premature.

So the plane crash east story late.

Okay, so the plane crashes in northeast Philly on Friday night.

And that's a place where I've been to several times.

That Roosevelt Mall.

Yeah, It's a high class area, right?

High classy.

It's high class for northeast Philly.

I mean, you know, it's like an open mall and there's restaurants.

Do you have to carry protection when you walk through there?

Well, back when I went there, no, it was the lighter part of Philadelphia, shall we say?

Oh, just saying.

Wasn't a lot of Democrats there.

And anyhow, I know exactly where this plane hit.

I know exactly where the corner is.

I've been there.

So to see this happen.

And when I first saw it.

It's down the street from the Murder Motel.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

Oh, and I was high class part of town.

Okay, wait a minute.

No, that's not where this.

I thought there was a strip club there too, but no, that's.

That's another place.

Okay.

Anyhow, when I first saw the video for this, I was like, holy.

I didn't think it was a plane.

I said, this is got to be a missile.

It hit the ground so fast and so hard.

Like it was just pointed out.

Right.

Now, if you're listening to this as a podcast, you're not going to see what happened, but I'm going to hit the play button here and watch this thing come in.

It's insane.

I mean, it looks like it looked like a missile.

I really thought that it was a.

Missile strike, like a missile.

It really did.

I thought, you know, one of Those Moose Lambs brought one of those water pipes over from the Gaza and shot one up in the air.

It was.

It was like they pointed it to the ground and accelerate, put it.

However they move a plane how?

Whatever they do, push it forward, accelerate, hit the gas button, whatever.

They flew it to the ground, like.

Right, this is where.

This is from a different spot, but where you can actually see where it actually hits.

That was another reason why I thought it might have been a.

A Moose Land Missile.

Yeah, Lock bar there.

Moose Land Missile.

That might be its show title.

I write that down.

Yeah.

Spelled like Moose, though.

Moose Lamb Slim, because it won't miss.

Okay, but what.

It's amazing how many people had eyes on it.

Like, how people were just filming.

Yeah, well, it just happened to be just.

Well, that's the other thing.

When I saw this one, I had a feeling that maybe, just maybe this guy was waiting for this thing to hit here.

But how would they even know?

They wouldn't.

I mean, just the impact of that.

What the hell?

What the hell?

The other thing is that they said that there's debris went out, like, anywhere from a quarter.

Half mile.

Yeah, well, it was full plane.

I mean, like, full of fuel.

The impact, the crater was eight feet deep.

That's insane.

This poor guy here.

That's what Sparky says.

Black box found, eight feet under.

Yeah, this poor guy here.

Let's see.

He gets hit in the head.

They're sitting there.

Poor guy.

He's sitting at a restaurant.

He gets hit in the head with a piece of the plane.

I didn't even see it.

Everybody.

Well, yeah, it's because it came in like a.

It came in like a wrecking ball.

In the person he's with.

I don't think.

Watch.

Here he is.

Bang.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that.

Yeah, different guy.

No, same guy.

Watch.

Takes his head right off.

Look how good I am with this.

The other guy had a kid coming.

Go back to a little bit before this.

The first.

All right, hang on.

That guy has a cowboy hat.

It's not the same guy.

No, no.

This is the guy with the cowboy hat here.

That's Watch.

Here's got the cowboy hat.

This guy's down.

Hold on, hang on.

Let me back this up.

If you're listening to the podcast, I apologize.

So he grabs his head.

Oh, I see.

I'm looking at the cowboy hat here.

It comes in.

Incoming.

That's amazing.

That guy's so lucky.

I can't believe it hit his hat and not, like the middle of his fucking forehead.

It Grazed him, to be honest with you.

He goes down.

His wife was sitting there.

This is his wife.

She gets up to.

I don't know why she got up to do something, go to the bathroom or something.

And when that sucker hit, you'll see, she goes.

She goes crawling back to get into the thing.

She like, fuck that.

That I'm getting back in there.

Yeah, it was crazy.

But, I mean, that's quite the.

Oh, took his hat right off.

Amazing.

Yeah.

They find any passports perfectly pristine?

No, they have not.

Well, I don't know that yet.

I have no idea.

From Mexico, I'm sure.

Right.

The irony that these people were legit here from Mexico and flying back, like, they're like, yay, you're better.

You're going home.

Right.

You're cured.

We cured you.

After all that, you're cured.

The DC plane.

And it's funny because all the.

That's going on Mike wants you to do.

I.

I don't have.

Wait a minute.

Do I have a doink sound?

Well, maybe even.

Let me see.

Hang on.

All right, hang on.

Let's do this.

Well, maybe not now, but in the podcast.

I can do it now.

Okay.

I said we'll say right here.

All right, here we go.

No, he didn't die.

Jody.

Here we go.

1, 2, 3.

Nope.

Or it's the timing.

Try one more time.

Here we go.

The second one.

Here comes.

And how's that?

Does that work?

All right.

The other one was the one in Washington where the helicopter crashed into the.

Yeah.

So you asked if there was a list of the people.

The one girl, the pilot.

This is the pilot of the helicopter.

Her name is Captain.

Well, was Captain Rebecca Mr.

Labosh.

I guess.

Labak was the member of the crew killed on the training mission.

She was 28 years old, and she was like a White House intern because she was in.

She was in the White House when they were given those Medal of Honors out, like, when they gave it to George Soros and.

And all those people.

She was one of the military escorts, so she was like a big Biden supporter.

Yeah, but they said if you scroll down in the article said right there, she was an aviation officer from 2019 to 2025.

So it's not like she just learned yesterday.

No, no, I know that, but I'm just.

You know what?

It stinks.

It really stinks that she did not see this, that no one on that helicopter saw that airplane.

It's like, almost like they were aiming for it, to be honest with you.

And you know how Trump wants To take gays and trans out of the military.

We'll find out.

This was one of the attorneys.

She was an attorney flying back.

Her father had just had an operation, and she's 30 years old.

Oh, no.

Her mother was having a surgical procedure, so she flew out and she flew back and died.

Here's some of the skaters.

That's sad.

That is sad.

And then that's the pilot.

He was engaged to get married.

I'm sure his husband, V, was probably really upset.

No, I'm kidding.

I.

It's terrible, John.

You're terrible.

Good Lord.

And then here's the other pilot.

Oh, I don't know.

Ali Akbar.

No, I shouldn't.

Never mind.

Shouldn't say that.

Name's Jonathan Campos.

Okay.

Not Allah Akbar.

All right?

At all.

So.

These poor babies.

I know.

It's a sin, all these people.

And so now there's all these other plane crashes, and people are going, you know, what's going on with all the plane crashes?

Right.

Well, I just think, you know, maybe it's me, but I do believe that with all the.

That's going on with Trump and these Democrats.

See, when Biden was elected, did we go insane?

Were we having rallies?

Do we.

Did we do all this that they're doing?

Yeah, probably did we.

Were we.

Were we freaking out on social media?

I don't remember that.

Yes.

Are you kidding?

Yeah.

No, you were freaking out.

Go back and look at you.

I was 2020.

I was pissed.

I was pissed that that many people.

Were stupid freaked out that we got tied on a vote for shitty Song of the week.

Well, it's true.

Yes.

You were freaking out, kid.

Don't sugarcoat this.

All right, Maybe I.

I was.

I was a little agitated, a little bit.

Yeah.

Well, I'm just saying that there's a lot of time when you're.

You know.

But I.

I noticed.

Feel passionate.

I get it.

Well, I mean, there's just.

They.

I see a lot of people now where they're threatening violence to Trump supporters and go ahead, come into my restaurant with your Make America great hat on again.

I'm like, no, that's.

No, I'm not doing that.

Not worried about that.

Yeah.

So he's really.

I mean, Trump's not letting any grass grow under his feet.

I love it.

But still.

Well, see how it all works out.

Like, what was it yesterday?

He bombed Somalia, and I didn't even know he had.

There's anything going on in Somalia.

Why.

Why do we bomb Somalia?

There was ISIS in Somalia.

Okay.

So we bombed them so then he.

Puts decided that we're just going to turn around and go to Somalia and just.

Hey, boop.

You know what?

There's this guy here.

Well, he explains it in his tweet.

Duchess, would you like to read this?

Do I have to read it like Trump?

Of course you do.

The reason I bring him up.

This morning, I ordered a precision military attack.

Oh, wait.

Military airstrikes on the senior ISIS attack planner and the other terrorists he recruited and led in Somalia.

These killers who we found hiding in caves threatened the United States and our allies.

These strikes destroyed the caves they live in and killed many of the terrorists without in any way harming civilians.

Our military has targeted this ISIS attack planner for years.

But Biden and his cronies wouldn't act quickly enough to get the job done.

I did.

The message to ISIS and all others who will attack America is that we will find you and we will kill you.

Well, you can.

You gotta throw your back into it.

You.

You're good.

You go in and out of it.

I'm sorry.

That's all right.

It's fine.

Here's Bob's comment.

Sounds like Trump doing.

My voice.

Sounds like Trump's.

It's so bad.

I'm sorry.

Trying to see if I can find where I have.

It's so bad.

Somewhere.

I.

Somewhere.

Oh, here it is.

So I.

What I have here is we actually.

He declassified.

He declassified the bombing attack so we can all watch it.

Look, I'll show you.

Right here, this way.

They're sitting there in their caves.

They're planning them.

They're planning their attack.

And the next thing you know, here comes Trump.

Big boom.

No more isis.

They're gone.

Bye bye.

You fired.

Isis.

You fired.

You're fired from life.

Oh, my God.

We didn't kill one Sicilian.

We're better than the Jews.

There's a big bomb.

I said go get him.

Oh, here goes.

Sparky says bye bye.

Sis, you need a new cave.

Listen, I.

I redecorated your cave.

It's much bigger now.

You're.

You can't use it, but somebody else might.

Your secret doors are gone, though.

That's funny.

Got a new cave.

Yeah, I like.

Duchess reads.

Whoops.

I like it when Duchess reads.

Trump tweets.

It's my favorite part of the show.

So terrible.

God.

Sorry, everyone.

So bad.

What's the other thing?

So the other thing that really perked me up a little bit this weekend was while all Washington's government workers went home for Friday night.

Saturday and Sunday.

Oh, yeah.

Not Elon Musk.

He likes working the weekends.

He did.

He locked a lot of folks out.

Well, he went in and saw what usaid, which is.

It's United States something of international something.

I can't remember.

It's them.

Those guys.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Let's ask.

Chat GPT.

Hey, Siri.

She's right there.

No, no, no, you gotta chat gbt.

Alexa.

Yeah.

What does US Aid stand for in this context?

AIDS stands for Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.

No, no, no, hold on.

I understand.

What did you mean by a.

What does.

What does USAID stand for?

Usaid.

The acronym USAID stands for the United States Agency for International Development.

All right, thank you.

Just like a woman.

No, no, no, no, no.

You weren't clear.

Oh, it's always my fault.

You said usaid.

You didn't say usaid.

I knew it was gonna be my fault.

It is your fault.

I knew it.

She answered your question.

I knew it.

But, yeah, he's like.

Trump's like, I'm gonna put tariffs on you.

We could take Panama back.

We could make Canada our 51st state.

There's nothing you can do about it.

And we're taking Greenland, too.

Yeah.

And everybody's like, no, you're not.

He's like, all right, I tell you what.

I put 25% tariffs on all your goods.

And then Canada freaked the fuck out.

They caved so much, so knuckled under.

That my Canadian girlfriend was pissed off at me because I voted for Trump.

Yeah.

Like, she was like, the country to fucking continue.

So my fault.

She's like, you know, this is going to.

I said, yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it.

Don't care.

I said, well, listen, just so you know, I won't charge a 25 tariff on your editing.

I won't do that.

Okay.

Is that okay?

And then they're fighting with me.

Her co host, Lisa is fight with me over on Tick Tock, because I said, of course.

Something about Bobby Kennedy.

And she goes, he's an anti faxer and he just wants to do this to make his own money.

And I'm like, you don't.

You don't have a.

He has all his money.

I said, you don't even know a ton of money.

Yeah.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

He's not an anti vaxxer.

He's not at all Duchess.

Don't like him.

I love him.

I want him in.

I have questions about him and I honestly, I don't think he's going to get in.

I think he's the throwaway.

But if you.

He's not gonna.

Do you think he should be?

All right, let me ask you this.

Do you think he.

I don't.

I don't know.

I don't.

I didn't like some of his answers.

Which answers didn't you like?

Oh, God, listen to me.

And now I'm sounding like Pierre Paul Revere.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know how to say his last name.

I just call him Pierre Paul Pierre Poutine.

But Pierre Paul Revere actually sounds closer to his name.

Oh, my God.