Pink Stink | Episode 300

All right, you guys, podcast time.

We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.

Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.

Ready?

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome into the boomer bunker, episode 300.

They said.

They said it couldn't be done.

What do they know?

Hi, I am one of your hosts, John Jamingo.

And sitting alongside me in her lovely tiara is the lovely, the talented, the Duchess.

Good evening.

Happy 300.

Wow.

Yeah.

So if you just want a history lesson.

Thank you there, Bruce.

We started.

Bob and I started a Bullhorn podcast on June 29, 2020, that had 31 episodes.

Then Bob and his ex wife, now wife at the time, they had a.

I don't know, a tiff.

A.

A difference of opinion.

Difference of opinion.

And he said, look, man, I'm not making any money on this podcast.

I want to save my marriage.

I can't do this.

So I'm like, okay.

So then we took off a couple months because we ended the podcast June 3, 2021.

Well, by August 9, top messaged me and said, hey, hey, would you like to do a podcast?

It was a, you know, it was.

Sunday, kind of like the intro.

Hey, hey, let's start a podcast.

Yeah, so.

But what I do have for you is I have the very, very, very, very first Boomer Bunker.

There it is.

Look, I'm upstairs.

I got my upstairs little upstairs studio.

On that little tiny room.

Yeah, look at that little tiny room I'm in.

Here it is.

Okay, here we are.

That.

That went smooth.

Yeah, I'm dropping the link right now in Twitter for the Twitch.

So Bob had a great idea Yesterday morning around 10am he said, would you like to do a live stream show daily at, like, in the morning?

Like a morning show?

And I said, holy cow, that's a lot of work and a horrible idea.

What time?

So we spent yesterday changing over the Bullhorn podcast because everybody complained about the bullhorn.

They couldn't find it in search because of the Bullhorn podcasting app.

So we decided to make it the Boomer Bunker.

And now we're going to do this at least these five days and maybe later on if it's not too much work.

Bob.

Yeah, I mean, I'm.

I'm off this week, so I thought, you know what?

I've been kind of wanting to just to go live every morning, not to, like, start a thing, but, you know, I thought it'd Be fun.

And I thought, who better to do this?

I mean, because I could do it by myself, but I'd rather not.

It's a lot more fun with John.

Jamingo in the picture.

Says no one.

Ever.

Says no one.

Then on episode 158, we got the Duchess.

The Duchess was here.

Boomer Monker prime time.

Time to drum up excitement for a selective indictment.

Ready to kick my neighbors in the nuts.

I am Boomer Bob.

And not even going to ask me why.

John Domingo.

And kicking me to third mic tonight, the Dutch.

Good evening.

What?

I was so nervous.

Hardly third Mike.

I'll tell you what.

Today has been a very busy day for me.

There's a lot of stuff going on.

And the biggest news of the day is Bob started his own channel just to mock us in our healthy eating living channel, which is.

Bob doesn't give a.

What's the name of this channel now?

Not giving a.

With Bob.

I felt bad because I'm dropping, like, images of.

Somehow it came up about Rice krispies treats, and I'm like, I'm gonna make some.

So I made some.

And then I'm dropping, like, images of my Rice Krispie treats in a healthy talk channel.

So I was like, that's not.

That's not.

They looked really good.

Appropriate.

They look damn good.

They.

They are.

My mom already ate one.

There I am drinking my.

My big giant mug of coffee.

Coffee.

All right, so, you know, that's how it started, and that's how Duchess got here.

And it was.

Like I said, it's been a lot of fun.

It's been contentious at times, you know, but one of the things I love about the show is the chat.

The chat comes in, and sometimes the chat just knocks one out of the park.

Yeah, I have one here, I think.

Duchess, this is one of your favorites.

All his kids are freaking out now.

Yeah.

You know, good thing they can see what's happening by shutting all the lights off.

Well, first.

What was that?

Well, they shut all the lights off so you can't see what's happening.

Pronounced like chaos in the dark.

All right, so you're not saying it just because they're certain.

I'm not saying that.

One more move in the.

Don't you dare stop.

God damn it.

So problem is, which one.

Play the video.

Okay, so that was a clip from, I don't know, year and a half ago.

Yeah, maybe.

And we were talking about an event on a football field.

The police came and arrested the band leader, who happened to be black.

And Dean dropped some Comments in the chat.

Bob saw them, started giggling, which distracted me, and that's when I went, ding.

You know?

And then John read it, and we all just kind of laughed.

Like, don't read it.

I'm like, oh, I'm reading it.

But Mike edited it.

Yeah.

Was.

Again, producer Mike does amazing, amazing things.

Thank you, Dean.

That was.

That was a keeper right there.

Then we have this one here.

Like, Bob.

A lot of times Bob would go ahead.

Well, I was gonna say, I'm sorry, it's a little heavy on the visuals, so.

But.

Yeah, well, it's.

You can watch it again on.

On Twitch or YouTube or rumble.

Yeah, Rumble.

Or Spotify.

Thanks, Jody.

By the way, he says, the boner bunker strikes back.

Yes.

Sometimes Bob and I would get into it.

He would do this on purpose.

I must guarantee it.

First of all, if you got to cut my arms and my legs off, just kill me.

Why would you want to.

What just happened?

Why did.

Stop.

Motherfucker.

God damn it.

You know the comment that just got put up?

It says, how many podcasts have lasted this long with so many technical issues?

Again, first of all, if you got to cut my arms and my legs off, just kill me.

Why would you want to live without arms and legs?

Bob, they're able to save her.

Listen to the Metallica song one.

Initiating launch sequence.

The fuck does that even mean?

What does that even mean?

Listen to the Metallica song.

Just mute your mic again.

I don't fucking care.

Well, I don't understand.

I asked him a simple fucking question.

Would you like to live with arms and.

No, no legs.

Song is about dummy.

Again, nobody knows this, all right?

Five people know this.

Right?

Okay, good.

And those five people and I just made it.

Bob, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I even talked to you.

Really, I am.

Jesus Christ.

You did this on purpose.

I.

I know you do.

So I'm gonna give you what you want.

You asked me my opinion, and I.

Gave you an answer.

You don't like.

No, you didn't answer me.

You just head up your fat ass and go yourself just said, oh, by the way, just listen to Metallica one.

Whatever.

Good.

Okay.

Oh, John, don't get it.

So therefore it's a bad answer.

Just answer.

Have a heart attack already.

You just answer the question.

I did to.

Shut your mouth.

You got to do this every time.

I swear to God, you are the.

You just walk.

Every time, John, I gave you an answer.

You didn't like yourself.

Whatever.

Again with the K.

Can somebody in the chat please explain to Me.

What Bob means with his answer.

He's wishing for death.

Is that what it means?

Like me, I'm wishing for death right now.

Thank you, Bob.

I appreciate that.

Is.

Am I close to that, Bob?

Is that about right?

I don't.

Sort of.

I mean, the song's about a guy who loses his arms and legs.

He's also a deaf mute.

There's a couple episodes like that where I was, like, interrupting, like, hey, it's okay.

And you guys just let us yell.

And I'm like, okay, idiots.

Every once in a while, Bob and I would test one.

A Saturday, we had this one problem where we couldn't.

We.

We were having doubling issues, and it was like an echo.

So it's a Saturday and we finally get it fixed.

You think Bob would leave his alone?

I'm going to be a doctor.

So I'm going to be a doctor.

This makes no sense, dude.

Okay, it doesn't matter.

Don't do that anymore, okay?

No.

Why should I have to leave the.

It's a window.

I understand.

Anyway.

All right, now, see, I'm smiling.

I'm happy, right?

It's like.

I'm joking.

Don't do that.

Okay?

Don't do that.

Okay, but you realize that this is a problem, and it might be.

What.

What are those.

What are the kids call it today?

A glitch.

It might be a glitch, so don't do that.

I'm changing inputs.

This is driving me fucking crazy.

I swear, if you fuck this up.

Boomer bunkers over.

I am not.

We just got it fucking matched, so.

I gotta keep this open.

No, just click it again.

Click the thing.

Click the thing again.

It goes away.

No, click.

The top goes away.

Everything mutes.

You mute.

I can't hear you.

That's what I'm saying.

It makes no fucking sense.

No, it doesn't make any sense.

Okay, then, like I said, I got the window here.

I'm dragging it around, and when I click the little thing to make it go home, talk.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

I can't hear you, but I'll open it back up.

Jesus Christ.

A lot of fun.

A lot of fun with Bob.

Good times.

There were some times, like we would be ready, like Duchess and I come in here about 15 to 20 minutes early.

Don't do that, Bob.

I'm gonna do that.

Bob, don't touch that.

I'm gonna touch it.

I'm touching that.

I'm touching it.

I'm so gonna touch that.

I'm so touching it.

Touch it with two hands.

So Duchess and I would come in like 15 minutes, 20 minutes early.

We would make sure our equipment work.

Bob screams in.

The music's on, right?

Like, because we start at 6:30 or 7 or whatever time we started, right?

Bob comes screaming in and I don't know, music's playing.

So all of a sudden the music gets done and whoops, we have this.

Oh, I remember this one.

And there's nothing.

And he's just staring at.

And he's talking and we can't hear him.

Now I'm playing crickets.

He's like, a cigarette.

I'm just gonna light a cigarette.

Show started, right?

All that silence.

Bob was supposed to be talking.

Yeah, yeah, it's still going on.

The music's.

I'm waiting.

He's waving.

You're drunk.

I'm sick.

Look at me.

I'm just.

I'm trying.

Bob's gone.

Bob left the building.

Bob has exited the chat.

They're definitely going to ask questions.

So I might as well get this out of the way right now.

Here comes Bob.

Let's do it.

Oh, God.

Just fine.

If he gets us off of here, I swear.

Let's see if he comes back.

Hold on.

Now he's green.

He looks like.

Now he's green with envy.

And now he's fading out of his.

I heard his headphones.

I heard him.

Bob, come back.

Bob.

Bob just leaves.

He gets up.

The story.

Police search for a thief who stole a van loaded with 10,000 Christy Cream donuts.

Republicans, Democrats buy computers.

They watched it.

Well, nobody watches this.

Here comes Bob.

This is just an insane episode.

Sorry.

What's happening, Bob?

Bob.

Oh, now we got an echo.

Echo.

Sorry, Bob.

Hey, Bob.

All right.

It's very video heavy.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you gotta watch it.

It's the 300th episode.

Poor Bob.

Poor Bob.

But it was a lot of fun, though.

But then.

Then, you know, Bob left and then we had some fun.

We did have some fun.

I don't know if you remember this one.

This is a show statement.

Honey, I love you so much.

I'm going to tongue punch your balloon knot like you've never had it done before.

Take a breath.

Now who's the.

This is the lady from Orange is the New Black.

I can't remember her name.

I forget her name now.

But she's.

She's a bit of a handful.

But this was where she was upset because she loved this guy.

He was married and she was gonna buy him a boat.

And then she was talking about how she was eating his ass and Then he decided to go back to his wife and she was very upset.

So she goes, does a video about this.

For what reason?

I have no idea.

She must have been stoned.

I have no idea.

So we came up with this.

Just a pinch.

Is there a blank screen?

Good Lord.

We get the end so we can finish.

I can't.

No, I think that's enough.

I think we're done.

Yeah.

She's.

Again.

I mean, I feel sorry for her in a way.

I'm sure her feelings are hurt.

You know, she lost her man.

She obviously really cared for him.

She had to buy him a boat.

Gonna buy.

You know what?

I think boat's second.

I think when you sit there and tongue punch somebody's fart box, that that's love.

Am I wrong?

It sounds so sexy when you say it that way.

Really?

Listen, I didn't mean to make you swoon.

I need a moment.

Oh, no.

I'm out of wine.

You need a minute.

You need another glass?

I got the vapors.

Oh, dear.

Oh, no.

I don't know what episode that was.

Do you happen to know that one?

I have no idea what that was.

John just went digging through whatever.

Yeah, where is.

Apparently it's some blue screens up.

Apologies.

But wait a minute.

So then that.

That.

When I said that, that made this happen.

Oh, no.

One of Dean's favorite songs.

Tongue punch my fart box Tongue punch my fart box Tongue punch my fart box he palmed my breasts his thumb flicking over my nipple he cried out and he buried himself in me With a mighty stroke Tongue punch my fart box.

That was another Mike Pelarito special.

Mike's really, really helped the show out.

Mike says, I got the vapors.

I need to grab that drop.

He says, pump up the volume.

Yeah.

See, Dean is very happy.

Of course he is.

But.

Yeah.

So it's been a lot of fun these past 300 episodes.

And I'm sorry Bob was late because the whole beginning of the show was about Bob.

Bob.

You missed all this.

Messed the whole show about you.

It was about you, man.

He said he missed Mondays.

Can we start over at Monday?

Oh, okay.

Bob says the first 150 were the best.

John took what he had to.

What he just had was around.

So sorry.

Honest to God, my heart couldn't take it anymore.

It really couldn't.

Someone was gonna stroke out on camera.

Oh, my God.

It was horrible.

It wasn't horrible.

Well, the fights were uncomfortable.

Not for me.

No, they weren't for me.

I don't like confrontations.

I was like, oh, no, the dads are fighting.

All right, the dads are fighting.

Oh, no, the dads are fighting.

Can I.

Can I just sink through the floor, please?

All right, so we asked for voicemails, and we got some.

And we also got.

Thank you.

Okay, I don't know any of them.

All right, now, here, this.

Now you know, if you don't.

If you've listened to the show.

Edward from mi.

The asshole and I have had a falling out.

Look at that.

What a shocker.

Jamaica, am I canceled?

What'd I say?

You just said, am I the asshole?

Oh, that.

Was that a Freudian slip or what?

Am I canceled?

And I haven't talked to Edward in like a week or two.

And we have a message.

He left everything.

He's annoyed.

Yeah, he's annoyed.

So then he says to me, I made a song parody for your 300th episode.

Oh, dear.

And I would prefer you have.

Don't listen to it.

So I pulled it.

And I haven't listened to it.

And I'm a little nervous.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm too.

I'm a little nervous to listen to this, but.

Oh, no.

For your listening pleasure, we're all gonna hear it together.

We're gonna hear it together.

And here we go.

Just a little.

Don't understand.

He's gay, but have you seen him bent over?

I got my first glance.

I film today and I think I need a sleepover Cuz I just want to feel your butt inside, Char.

Let me feel it.

Yeah, I want to invade your butt.

We'll try.

I gotta tell you, I love that song.

He's so good.

And he can sing, too, you know.

He can really sing.

Thank you.

When he does it, he uses his powers for good.

Yes.

Good.

Yes, he does.

Well done, Edward.

Thank you.

All right, might as well get into one of the first voicemails.

Oh, boy.

Okay, it's not.

Let me see who.

I don't.

Okay, I.

It's just a voicemail.

I don't know who it is because I was pulling them and I wasn't listening to him.

So we're going to listen to them together.

We're all going to listen together.

Here we go.

Hey, this message is for the lovely podcast extraordinaire, the Duchess of New Jersey.

What up, girl?

And whoever that other fucking guy is that you podcast with these days.

Listen, I heard a rumor that this show you're on is gonna be reaching a milestone.

300 episodes.

That's impressive as shit.

Most podcasts don't make it past 10 or some shit like that.

So I just want you to know, you are the heart and soul of the podcast, and that other guy should be counting his fucking lucky stars every day that you've been there every step of the way for all 300 episodes to guide him and teach him the ways of proper podcasting and how to not be such a all the time.

So congratulations, Duchess.

And tell.

Oh, what that other.

Do what that.

Tell him.

Yeah.

Cool.

Good job.

It's like episode 9000 for you.

Thank you, guys.

See you later.

Thank you, Jody.

Aw, Jody, thank you.

You're so cute.

Much, much appreciated.

Yeah, I'm a little nervous because there's a lot of these voicemails here, and if they're all like this, because apparently, Duchess, apparently, you're the star of the show.

I'm the sidekick.

And I get it.

Because you're the nice one.

You're the nice one.

I'm the grumpy old guy that just says crazy.

And, you know, occasionally.

I get it.

I get it.

Give your moments.

I have my moments.

All right, here we go.

Voicemail number two, number.

Hey, Domingo.

Duchess, congratulations on 300 episodes.

This is Papa Brock from Texas, and.

You guys keep up the good work.

To my favorite Jersey people I know that are doing good work and make a little sense.

Appreciate your episode, guys.

Maybe I'll be on tonight.

I don't know.

Depends on what my wife has listed for chores.

The wife.

The wife that ruins wives ruin more fun.

Oh, well, thank you, Papa Brock.

Thank you very much.

He got his decal, too, so.

All right, now this one.

I, I again, I think the.

The Duchess will appreciate this.

I'm not sure, but here we go.

Hey, Jimingo, you crusty old boomer.

And, Duchess, I miss you so much.

Congratulations on your 300th episode.

I wish John wasn't so lazy that he stopped making Devin from Heaven segments.

I know they were a fan favorite, especially when Duchess would turn on the waterworks.

It won't be long before Jimingo will be up here with me, and we can bring back the gaslighting podcast.

Well, I have to go.

I'm playing Gene Hackman in Pickleball.

Bye.

Oh, such a jerk.

I did it.

I got her to cry.

I gotta cry.

No.

That's right.

I'll stop the tears now.

Got one more.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Hey, folks, today I want to take a moment to give a massive shout out to John Jamingo and the Duchess.

They just hit a major milestone, their 300th episode.

I know, I know.

It's a big deal.

Pause for comedic effect.

Now, I have to admit, I'm a bit jealous of the Boomer bunker, but let me tell you, these two have won me over.

Their humor, their banner, and their willingness to tackle just about any topic with humor and honesty.

It's infectious.

I mean, who else can make you laugh about politics, sports, and social issues all in one go?

It's like they're the dynamic duo of.

Of podcasting.

John Jamingo, your rants are legendary.

And Duchess, your sass is on point.

Together, you two are unstoppable.

I've been listening to your episodes non stop, and I'm hooked.

You guys deliver.

Pause for emphasis.

So here's to John Jamingo and the Duchess.

Congratulations on 300 episodes.

That's no small feat.

I hope you celebrate with a big bash, maybe a few drinks, and definitely some more of those hilarious discussions we all love.

Keep doing what you're doing because you're making a difference.

One laugh at a time.

That AI is pretty goddamn good, isn't it?

Because you know he will never say that.

I say none of those words.

None of that was.

None of that was.

Eric Zane.

Brian's here.

Hi, Brian.

He says it says, okay.

I'm not even sassy.

She just doesn't take.

Okay, all right.

Yeah, I'm trying to think.

Where were we?

Red says John made all these in AI because nobody else called.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm waiting for yours, Red.

God damn.

I should have got Red's voice and done it.

Should have got Red's voice.

We got the whole episode.

You can.

Yeah, watch it.

Red, you're next.

You're next.

Red, one of Duchess's crushes.

He's got a crush on Duchess.

He called in.

Hey, this is BT Shoot the Shiznik, the best blue wrestling podcast in the business.

Y'all know this.

I just kind of tell you I love my mama.

That's right.

I do.

I love my mama.

I want to say congratulations on episode 300.

And is it true that the Duchess is going to show her boobs on this show?

I'm watching.

I'm watching.

That was a.

You know, apparently 300.

You're supposed to whip them out, I guess.

I don't know.

Okay, I do have to make a correction here.

I thought that shiznit8 was BT because his.

His handle is shooting the shiznit.

So if this is not Brian, I apologize, okay?

It's called this person Brian, so my bad, okay?

Because we got a.

We got another Text from the voice line.

Here it is.

I.

Somebody better show some tits.

Congratulations on 300.

Was that red, perhaps?

I think it might have been red.

Not 100% might have been red.

We got another text.

Okay, as soon as I can find it.

Here it is.

Google here.

I'm working tonight, but I want to say happy 300.

Sod you.

Ah, thanks, Google.

Appreciate Google.

To get back together.

I don't think it'll happen, but I want it.

I want that couple to get back.

Oh, well, it was a podcasting couple.

I don't know if they were.

Well, no, not couple couples.

The duo.

Podcasting duo.

Exactly.

Also got another grumpy.

He says he was promised some tits.

Well, yeah, talk to that guy right there.

No one wants to see my floppy man tits, all right?

Nobody.

Nobody wants to see my big.

No.

Especially now.

Jesus Christ, they look like two hanging triangles.

All right, here's another one.

This is from the Weather View.

Since we we've met, both of you, John and Duchess have become valued friends and contributors to both our Weathered podcasts.

The whole crew here at the Weathered Report and the Weathered would like to say congratulations on episode 300.

Oh, thank you.

So we do appreciate that.

And I have another one.

Wow.

I know you guys.

And now this one.

I.

I'm gonna tell you right now, I did not know who this is.

You might know this person, but it's the first time I've heard this.

Hello, John and Duchess, this is Delvin.

Not from heaven, but the one from the Twin States.

I just wanted to let you know that I love the show.

I've been listening since early 2022 and I'm probably one of the youngest bunker listeners.

Haha.

I plan on calling for this message, but I'm a little buzzed.

And to be fair, it's also what gave me enough courage to finally message you guys.

I will definitely call in the future.

Now that I finally sent a message, I was a little nervous about finally saying something, but hey, it's just me.

Oh, and also John, I was listening to episode 289 while smoking a cigar and hanging in a hot tub, and you were mentioning how the US doesn't have poutine AKA cheese and gravy fries in Canada is famous for.

Well, you can get it at.

You can get it at places up here, and it's absolutely delicious.

Just saying.

Hope you have or had a good show.

Have a good one.

There you go.

I don't know who this is, but I don't know.

Thank you, Delvin.

But it's a.

It's a.

Devon.

Devin.

Devon.

I said Devin.

So out from out west.

So that's.

Yeah, Twin cities.

So that's Minnesota.

No, say twin states.

I thought for the twin states.

Twin states.

What are the twin states?

I know what twin states are.

Anybody got what twin states are?

Twin states, I think.

Let's see here.

Like Washington, Oregon, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin, Michigan, North Carolina, Georgia.

So out west.

So I don't know.

So hopefully Devin will send us another message and give us a little more of a hint.

Okay.

But it was a wonderful message.

Thank you.

It's very sweet and welcome.

Dean sent a voicemail.

Hey, guys, congratulations on your 300th episode.

That's a lot to be proud of.

Don't forget, get Together John is July 26th.

Keep that on your calendar.

I have one more question for you.

What do terrorists say to their young when they are feeding them?

Here comes the airplane.

Here comes the second one.

Oh, my God.

That's a good joke.

All right.

And I.

I have one more.

Okay.

Maybe you'll recognize this voice.

Hey, John.

Hey, Duchess.

This here's Hulk Hogan.

And I just want to let you know that I'm very proud of you guys for doing 300 shows.

Oh, my God.

You know, you took the.

You did the prayers, you took the vitamins, you took.

You did all the American stuff.

And I gotta tell you that I love you guys.

Brother, sister, you are in the man.

I mean, this is Hulk Mania all over again.

You guys got Boomer Mania and I love it.

Congratulations on your 300th episode.

And what you gonna do when the Boomer bunker gets a hold of you.

I don't want to pull the curtain back, but I think I know who that is.

I know who that is.

All right.

All right.

And I got one.

I'm sorry, no.

Sparky wants to know if Macho Man, Randy Savage.

Oh, I don't know if I can do Macho Man.

Oh, yeah.

No, can't do it.

Sorry, voice.

Won't do it.

And the last one I have is from Lisa and Sam from.

I shake my head with Lisa and Sam.

Yes, again, taking it on the chin for this one.

Hey, Samantha, what's this I hear about the Boomer Bunker podcast?

They're recording the 300th episode.

Lisa, how the hell did they get to 300 episodes?

Well, they recorded almost every single day for a little bit there.

Oh, that's right.

Now, is that.

Was that John or was that the Duchess wanting to do all that extra work?

I think it might have been John.

Don't don't make it a woman thing.

I'm just saying, right.

I'm just saying, right?

Women.

We come organized.

We come prepared.

Crying.

We come prepared.

Right.

Men?

Maybe not quite so much.

No.

I feel like John's fairly organized.

Why am I sticking up for him?

I feel like I need to.

Right?

You don't need to.

I'm just saying.

Right.

So.

Wow.

300 episodes.

300 episodes of.

Of.

Of the Duchess showing up and John just blurting out his facts or lack of facts or kind of facts.

True.

Now, now, Lisa, we're just really happy for you guys.

Absolutely.

But I got a question for the Duchess.

Duchess, I hope you're gonna write a tell all book and tell us what this journey for you has really been.

That's what I want to know.

I want to know the background and the secrets to all this, because I could tell you lots about us, but I think you have a better story.

All right.

Anyways, here's to 300 more guys.

Congratulations.

Absolutely.

Congratulations.

Oh, that was sweet of them.

Thank you, ladies.

Yeah, that was awesome.

I.

Well, I know why Samantha's being so nice.

I edit their podcast.

There's a reason there.

They are starting to get very, I guess this whole thing because they're not a political podcast.

No.

But since this whole thing with Canada in the U.S.

they're getting political.

Can't help it.

It drifts in.

It does drift in.

So they were getting a little political today.

So I was, as I was doing the show and I was.

I was kind of laughing, I was like, oh, ladies, look at you stepping out.

Stepping out.

I love it being so salty and saucy.

And guess what?

They're not a big fan of Donald Trump.

Imagine that.

All right, well, thanks.

Thanks, everybody, for sending in.

Really, thank you.

I mean, was it the begging or the graveling to get us to send it to send in stuff?

But we appreciate it.

It makes us feel good.

Makes me.

Might have been maybe the real or the Duchess.

I think what she did, she said, listen, you sent some stuff in.

I'll show you your tits.

And then she relates.

I did not.

I did not.

You did not say that.

Lisa says there might have been another one.

Another voicemail.

When does she.

When do they send these?

I don't know.

She said there should have been another one.

There should have been.

Oh, maybe she used the website.

Damn it.

I didn't go to the website.

All right?

I can't do that, tell people to do that.

I know, I know.

What?

I had a lot to do today.

I had to throw a whole 300.

I mean, look at the content.

Look at the content here.

I understand that.

I understand.

Okay, but when you tell people to go to the website.

I know, I know.

I did say that.

Mike wants to know if you got pictures he sent.

Guess.

And no judgment by that reaction right there.

This little blank.

You guys send stuff to be last.

Minute or Aaron said maybe two more.

I don't know.

I love it.

Well, hold on.

Let me try.

Hold on, hold on.

Wait a minute.

Hold up there.

Is it.

I guess we're gonna hold up.

Wait a minute.

Something right?

Yeah, hang on one second.

I might do this on the fly.

I'm sorry, people.

All right, well, we can.

We can do that.

God damn it.

If I could spell one, they said to me, you know what you should do?

You should try to get a job, you know, as customer service.

You know how fast they got a type?

Hunting, pecking, hunting, pecking.

Yeah.

Hunting, pecking and hunting, pecking and pecking.

And hunting the two finger typing.

I know, it's crazy.

You know, I always thought, I'm not gonna need typing.

Who needs typing?

Right?

Right.

Well, I have.

Typing would come in handy.

I have very, very fat digits.

You know, I got some sausage fingers here.

Or what was your Uncle Calm.

Dirty Dick beaters.

Why did not.

We should have gotten a message from the Jimmy.

I don't know about that.

Yeah, you should have just called them in like, hey, leave me voicemail.

All right, let's see.

I'll be damned.

There ain't one here.

All right, tell me if you can hear this.

Congratulations to the Duchess and her sidekick on the 300th episode of the Boomer Bunker.

I suppose I better do a joke since Dean's been doing those.

Okay, let's see.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because Dean put on the wrong socks this morning.

Ew.

Do we have another one there?

That's it.

It's the only two.

It's the only one.

I'm double checking.

Unless that's on killing me.

Keep going where you tell people.

I know that, but no.

No voicemails.

Nope.

Okay, okay.

No other ones.

I'm double checking.

There's not on it.

Okay.

All right, There we go.

Let me try it.

Let me there one more time.

Nope, nope.

Okay, Okay.

I refreshed everything.

There's no other voicemails.

Oh, all right.

Well, Bob says he sent a singing transgender to your house.

Oh, Jesus.

Or about this time.

So where's that knocking sound?

Remember?

Yuck.

All right, and that's enough.

Of us patting ourselves on the back.

Yes, thank you.

We might have to get into a story.

Oh, goodness.

If we have to.

It was fun to listen to everybody say nice things.

It was fun.

Thank you.

Everybody's so kind.

Okay, maybe to me, maybe not so much you.

I know.

Crazy.

Changing the subject now.

All right.

And where's Eugene?

I thought I hired him as a singing telegram.

Oh, my God, that would have been amazing.

I don't even know if he can sing.

Oh, my God.

All right, we got this story from Discord for Marshmallow.

And she said, you know, you don't normally do discord drama ever since the one time Edward bored somebody for 18 minutes on the Rubber Neckers podcast.

Yeah, but this one here is kind of interesting.

Now this person right here is.

Her name is.

I'm gonna try Amorath.

I think her name is Amorth.

Sure.

And she is a gaming streamer adult content influencer.

Amoranth, perhaps.

Yeah.

Okay.

A very attractive lady.

And she's also got an only fans.

Shocking.

Okay, okay.

No, good.

Good on her.

She's making money.

So.

Right.

Figure she can stream and then do her adult content.

Well, she did a dumb thing.

Okay.

Amaranth.

Amarantha.

Okay, okay, she did a dumb thing.

She went on and she showed everybody her crypto.

How much she has in crypto, her crypto earnings on social media.

Why?

I don't know, but it was more than 20 million.

She had more than 20 million in crypto.

Now, here's the thing.

When you have crypto, it's untraceable, right?

If you get someone, they can't trace it.

Like if someone steals your crypto.

So three people broke into her house and tried to get her crypto.

They pistol whipped her and they didn't.

So then as they're in the middle of pistol whipping her, her husband wakes up, he gets a gun and shoots him.

Well, he shoots at him and I think he, he wounded one because there was a blood trail going out and the police haven't found him yet.

So again, I gotta say, why, why would you do this?

Why would you put this on social Media?

You got 20 million in crypto, it's got to be at your house, right?

So they broke in, tried to rob them.

She gets pistol whipped, husband gets shoots, shoots at him.

They take her to the hospital, she's okay, a little lumped up, but I don't know what's going to happen with this.

So.

But so is this, I'm going to ask, is this legit?

Is that a legit Thing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because they have.

And I didn't put it on here because it's just the.

What are that?

The ring camera.

They have a ring camera, of course, where they broke in and then you hear the shots, and then you hear the guys running out and you hear one of them saying, I'm hit, I'm shot.

I'm hit, I'm shot.

So.

But no, this is definitely.

There's a blood trail.

Police are on it.

Whole investigation.

For this, this particular streamer.

This young lady, whatever.

There's always drama with this one.

Oh, really?

This is.

Yeah, this is not the first.

Oh, here you go.

Sparky says people are questioning if real or stunt.

I guarantee it's a stunt.

Really?

This is also the one who has.

Aaron says she is the herp and partnered to make a beer from her yeasty bits.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

No, this one.

I, I think this is a setup.

And Red says they found out she's really a man.

She's a man.

I hope she is.

She's a man.

She.

If she's a man, John's gonna be so bummed because now you're.

Oh, now you're over two, buddy.

How is that a man?

Are you kidding me?

I question everything.

I question everything.

Now Red says, look at the jawline.

It's an interesting, Interesting.

I don't know.

She looks.

The jawline.

Look at the tits.

I mean, are.

They had to be.

You saw tits on the other one and then you were all for it until he does.

She does have necklaces on both sides.

On both of them.

They're huge.

I don't know.

It's a guy.

Bob says, always look for the Adam's penis.

God damn it.

I don't know.

She could just be manly.

Ish.

In some features, perhaps, like her jawline.

There's man that's manly.

I think the.

No, I think the nose.

The nose, the nose.

I have to calm down.

I'm looking at this person like I look at drag queens.

They contour.

There's a lot there.

So I don't know.

Well, either way, what is real anymore?

What is real anymore?

If she's a man, Mike has to make a new job saying Jamingo.

Like soft.

Jamingo fails again.

Hold on.

Jamingo fails again.

There you go.

Clip it.

44.

44 minutes and 15 seconds.

Well, so here's the thing.

There, There could be a chance.

But I, I, this story sounds so bullshitty to me.

Like, they.

How could they not figure out how?

I don't know.

It Just.

He shoots Adam and, let's say, wings one of them, but it's in the arm, and it goes right through.

And they're able to, you know, three.

Guys standing right in front of him.

And he wings them.

Well, he wings one of them, but.

He couldn't shoot him somewhere.

I'm just saying, you know, you wake up, you grab your gun, you see somebody, you shoot, and you got one of them, you know, so he's not such a great shot.

What do I know?

But they all ran out of the.

House, and they all ran out of the house.

I'm hit.

Trail of blood, but nobody, right?

I don't know.

I don't know.

People like this.

There.

There's always a drama with this one.

So I.

I mean, to the point where I've heard of it.

I've never heard of this.

Whoops.

I.

Well, I didn't hear this story, but I know that name or her name, whatever the hell it is.

And it's.

There's always some drama tied in, so.

And if she's done.

I.

Showing your.

On camera.

That's so stupid.

I.

That, I agree with.

I want to see if.

I think I might have it where I.

Now.

I did not.

Aaron's willing to show you the only fans material, or I'm surprised you don't subscribe already.

I.

You know what?

I get so much shit about only fans because I did go to her Twitter, and her only fans was free, and I said I should go over and take a look at it.

But usually when you do the only fans and they're free, it's just them and, like, lingerie, you don't see anything.

Oh, it's just the lingerie.

Yeah.

You don't see any.

Like, I.

I wouldn't have seen any dangling penis or nipple if they tuck it.

You don't see anything.

Look, there's.

There's a particular drag queen called Trinity the Tuck, who.

Who's, like, the most expert Tucker of.

How do you know all this?

Because I've watched the RuPaul Drag Race.

I watched the season that she was on.

Okay, so.

So.

And she tucks.

It's a tight tuck, which basically they take it and just push the balls.

Up, jam it up your ass, and.

Well, the balls, I guess, they push up inside, and then they tape the.

I watched.

I watched it.

I watched a tutorial.

They didn't show it, but it was Trinity explaining how it's done.

I gotta be honest with you.

I've had balls most of my life, and I can't Imagine trying to take and pull your penis down and then tape your balls and everything to your asshole.

Like, and then.

And then walk.

And then walk.

And high heels.

Oh, my God.

In our heels.

Oh, my God.

Trinity is a genius.

It's.

She is very impressive.

Drag queen.

I don't know.

Speaking of drag queens, let me show you this.

Tuck is amazing to me because he watches RuPaul.

He and his wife watch it.

It's just.

Whoops.

Hang on, I got it back.

Oh, my God.

We're listening to that.

I already know what that is.

So here are the.

Speaking of drag queens.

Speaking of drag queens.

Whoops, wrong one.

Hold on.

Get this up.

So apparently, the Democrat women, they.

They just.

Everything is cringy.

Everything is cringy.

So they're making it.

They're dancing.

They're going to show you how they're going to fight.

They're going to fight the fight to power.

Here's AOC, 14th congressional district.

Youngest woman and Latina to be elected in the House.

And she's a Trek.

She's a Trekkie.

She's a Trekkie.

She's something.

Wow.

She's one of us.

Like Bob says, fuck the cancer kids.

Yeah.

All right, here's Representative Lauren Underwood.

I think this is a dude.

Youngest black woman elected to Congress.

Co founded the Black Maternal office.

Hates balloons.

All right, now we've got Representative Catherine Clark, House minority whip, Massachusetts, 5th congressional district.

Not into hair dye.

Oh, here we go.

Someone doesn't know rhythm.

Okay, Judy, so hang on.

People are saying it's a blank screen.

Nobody can see this.

There's no video playing.

Really looking, actually.

I'm looking at Rumble and Twitch.

There's no video.

How does that work?

I don't know.

Screw that, then.

I know what to tell you.

All right, well, we can just talk.

So the.

I'm sure most people have seen this video, and it's.

It's these young Democrat women in, like, this old, like, choose your.

Choose your fighter stance kind of thing for whatever, you know, RPG game you're playing, I guess.

And it just is super cringy.

Like, that's what.

So you're saying you want.

Is that what they're looking for you to do?

So you're saying that the husband of this tranny shoots like Jody B.

Like he shot all that.

Just wounded.

Had to go reload, like the dog.

Oh, no.

Jody says shotguns for home defense.