Puppy Pile | Episode 276

Daniel Penny was found not guilty of criminally negligent homicide after he restrained Jordan Neely on a New York subway. This case ignited discussions about race, mental health, and vigilantism. The hosts dive into the complexities surrounding this verdict, highlighting how societal perceptions of race and crime play a significant role in public discourse. They explore the failures of the system that led to Neely's tragic death, emphasizing the need for better mental health support and accountability for repeat offenders.
The conversation turns humorous as the hosts reflect on various pop culture references and personal anecdotes, showcasing their engaging banter. Listeners can expect a lively debate filled with sharp commentary on current events, interspersed with moments of levity that keep the discussion entertaining.
Takeaways:
- The hosts humorously discuss the absurdity of creating a podcast without a clear focus.
- They reflect on the challenges of live podcasting, particularly when guests are involved.
- Most of the episode involves a debate about gender and societal expectations.
- The conversation touches on the consequences of public figures and their controversial statements.
- The Duchess's celebration of a job offer leads to lighthearted banter about drinking wine.
- The hosts critique media narratives surrounding high-profile incidents and their implications.
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00:00 - None
00:14 - Suffering Men vs Women
12:35 - Cuddle Therapy for Men
41:23 - Aging Celebrities
52:43 - Trump vs the Media
01:11:17 - Daniel Penny is innocent
All right, you guys, podcast time.
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We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
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Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
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Ready?
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I'm going to start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
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Yes.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.
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With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.
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First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass.
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Not tonight.
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Always ready to call it like she sees it.
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The Duchess.
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And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick, armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.
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John Jamingo.
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Together they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a p.
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Bucket anecdote or two.
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So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.
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Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.
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Well, how we doing?
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Welcome back, Duchess.
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I am so glad you're.
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Listen, next time you take off, no more guest hosts.
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That's it.
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No.
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What would you do?
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I may have a vacation in mind.
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Well, I.
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We're not going to do the show.
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That's what was going to happen.
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Oh, no.
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All right, so I have to break the.
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I'm going to break the fourth wall.
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Okay.
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The Duchess has been drinking.
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I have.
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She's had already had two glasses of wine.
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She's on her third.
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This is number three.
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Yeah.
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So look at the size of those glasses.
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So this ought to be.
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It's only that much at the bottom.
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Oh, now, now.
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It's only that much at the bottom.
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Right.
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I've been here about 20 minutes, so.
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Yeah.
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Holy cow.
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Yes.
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Well, I'm celebrating.
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Okay, so what are you celebrating?
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So, at my office, there's been a lot of things changing around and upgrades and downgrades and things like that, and I was offered a new.
Co-Host
A little bit more money, and I accepted.
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Oh, very nice celebrating.
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Yay me.
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Geez, just hope no one finds out about this podcast, because I would hate for that to go away.
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Oh, Dean, no more Edward.
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All right, so here's the problem with Edward, because Edward is a very, very, very talented guy.
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I know this, all right?
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I listen to his podcast.
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He's a talented guy.
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The issue with Edward is that when he Gets in here, he tightens up.
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I don't think he likes to do live.
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And some people don't.
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Some people, yeah, some people, their balloon knot puckers up where you couldn't pound a pin up their ass with a five pound sledgehammer.
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I get it, I get it.
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All right.
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So he came on here and he said if you go and listen to his show.
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Am I canceled?
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This past one, they talk about what happened and they, you know.
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And well, he'd actually done it before he came on the show.
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So he kind of says, he's like, I don't know what's going to happen.
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So he's already nervous, which is.
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I mean, we're just here to have some fun.
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That's all.
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That's all I had to say.
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Hello.
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Everybody's coming in.
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Wow.
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Welcome, welcome.
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It's so much fun.
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So thank you everybody for the congratulations.
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I.
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I do appreciate that.
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Yeah, congratulations.
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That's a.
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That's really.
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That's good stuff.
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And I am still in charge of the comments.
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I can't see any comments.
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As long as I can click on them, I'm good.
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Look, I'm producing today.
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I'm gonna do my best.
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We're using Streamyard for the second time.
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I think I have everything set up, but who knows?
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So we'll see what happens.
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Well, between you figuring Streamyard out and me having a few drinks, it'll be a great episode no matter what.
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We'll see.
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Because let's get into our very first topic of the day.
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I saw a tweet which I decided to respond to.
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Didn't realize it was going to cause an uproar.
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Yes, you did.
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So here it is.
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Jessica M.
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On Twitter said, women deal with periods, pregnancy and menopause.
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What do women.
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What do men deal with?
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And I wrote back, we deal with women who have periods, pregnancy and menopause.
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Believe me, it's no picnic.
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Okay, so with.
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With that, how many daughters do you have?
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Just.
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I have four daughters, so I know.
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Four daughters, right.
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And an ex wife and a girlfriend.
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Know all about what?
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I'm several.
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Girl.
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Yeah.
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You have a girlfriend.
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Girlfriend.
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Okay.
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You know, okay.
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All right.
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So then you type in, oh, please.
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Poor you guys.
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Yeah.
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Which Teresa from Shitty Song of the Week came back and said, oh, you mean the hormonal.
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Hormonal influxes slash changes that we have zero control over that most sensible women understand that it does terrible things to our brains and legitimately can stop because it happens when it wants to.
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Sorry, I guess.
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And I'm like, wrong yeah.
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So in other words, I'm right.
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I'm right.
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What we have to deal with is you.
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I've said it several times.
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Women get pms.
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Men suffer from it.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Like, you guys are just ruined.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm just.
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I'm just saying I find that hard to believe that every man has the worst experience ever, thanks to shitty women.
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No one said worst experience again.
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See, this is what women do.
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The way you write that, like we have to deal with women.
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Yes.
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Deal with that.
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Yes.
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Well, you do, because that's called being a partner.
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Right.
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And if we are uncomfortable, we try to soldier on and do what we need to do.
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But sometimes we need help.
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No, sometimes you need a.
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Sometimes you need a punching bag.
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And what you do is you find your man and you say, okay, he can be a punching bag.
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You know, we could.
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You know something I don't?
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You know what?
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Okay, fine.
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You're the only woman that doesn't.
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I think there's other women that can get by.
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I think there are some women who use PMS as an excuse.
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Yes, I'll say that.
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But I also think there's women that just.
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You gotta fucking deal with it.
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It is what it is.
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You gotta move on.
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I dated a woman one time on the 14th day of her cycle, right?
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You couldn't get near.
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You just couldn't get near her.
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Should have thrown some chocolate and a glass of wine at her and I.
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Never thought of that.
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Aaron says, just tell her to calm down.
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That always helps.
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That's a winning move right there.
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Aar.
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There it is.
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You just better be wearing some kind of protective gear when you do it.
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So, again, this is why I'm saying that women have to own up to their foibles.
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It's not always men's fault.
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See, what women are trying to.
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Okay, there's one thing you can do.
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You can either try to get yourself up to a level that a man is, or you can try to drag men down to your level.
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So explain.
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Why are we not on the same level?
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Well, you can't be, because men and women are different and are.
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And the thing is, we're like.
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You think we're going up to your level.
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We're puzzle pieces.
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Why are we not dropping down to yours?
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No, we.
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See, we are the men.
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See, we have the masculinity.
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You make the prototype before you perfect the original.
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I get that.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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God made man.
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You were first.
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Right?
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So you're the prototype.
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Right.
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We're the best no, we're the actual best.
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He made God made woman.
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Hang on.
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God made woman from a rib of a man.
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A cheaper.
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Cute.
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Well, you are cheap for sure.
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Not us.
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You.
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You were made from the cheaper cut.
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We were made.
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We were the original.
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You're not gon.
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You can.
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You can think that all you like.
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That makes you.
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If that helps you sleep at night.
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Okay.
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So, anyhow, then we had Bruce come in, and I'm going to try to read this because I'm not 100% sure.
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He says men attend women for two reasons, sex and love.
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But in most cases, men do not marry for sex or love.
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Good thing, because you don't get much of either.
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They marry for stability.
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A man can love you, not marry you.
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A man can have sex with you for years without marrying you.
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But immediately he finds someone who brings stability to his life.
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He marries her.
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Men are visionaries when they think about marriage.
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They do not think about wedding dresses, bridesmaids.
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Anything a woman thinks is.
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What's that word?
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Fancy.
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Listen.
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You listen, Bruce.
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I'm going to tell you something right now.
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If you're going to write something that I'm going to put up on this show, you gotta dumb it down a little bit.
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I can't read these.
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It's fanciful.
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Fanciful.
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Think fancy and fanciful.
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Anything a woman thinks is fanciful.
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They think that this woman can build a home.
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Women are tender.
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They have the capacity to receive and reproduce.
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You give her groceries, she prepares a meal.
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You give her money, she needs more.
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She give her money, she gives you peace.
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You give her sperm, she gives you a child, you give her discomfort, she becomes your worst nightmare.
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And men know it.
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This is why men can stay with a woman for years and meet another in a month and then get married.
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The stability is what they want.
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Sex.
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I can't read this thing.
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I can't read the bottom of it because there's something so close.
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I mean, really, women is sexist.
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Pleasure.
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Love is something.
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I don't know.
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See if this comes out.
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Oh, you zoomed by it so quick.
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I'm still like, what?
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Okay, okay.
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All right.
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So I'm just exploding with the comments to each other, but, you know, can.
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We see some of these comments?
Co-Host
I've been putting them up.
Co-Host
Really?
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The entire time you've been talking.
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I understand.
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I understand that.
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But I was reading and, you know, I can't do two things at one time.
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No, you can't.
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Mike Pelarito says copies are not as good as the original.
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Michael Keaton in Multiplicity I rest my case.
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Exactly.
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Happy birthday to producer Pelarito.
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Hey, yeah.
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Happy birthday, Mike.
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That's right.
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Remember, like, the fourth time.
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The fourth copy of the guy in.
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What was his name?
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I know his name was.
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Oh, Soft.
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Thinks we're gonna get it on soft.
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Well, he says he's just having fun.
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Saf fails again.
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All right.
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Nice to see you, Soft.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Michael Keaton in the movie.
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I guess his character name was Steve.
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The fourth copy.
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Like, the copy of the copy of the copy was.
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Yeah.
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And he was like, but, Steve.
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Step.
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She touched my Pepe.
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But Steve.
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But that's where you guys are.
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It just boils down to.
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Eventually, it's just your wiener.
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So.
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Well, women are trying to demasculate us.
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And then some men are helping them.
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Hit Touch my Pepe, Steve.
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See?
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Exactly.
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It's one of my favorite movies.
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The comments are going so quick.
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I'm really trying to.
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You guys are giving me a tough time tonight.
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Well, now, here's the thing.
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Do you have the thing that we brought up that you're going to read the next topic that we have?
Co-Host
I can.
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Yeah.
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Okay, hold on.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, you didn't want me to look at it, so I didn't look at it.
Co-Host
I didn't pull it up.
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Okay, that is true.
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You're.
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That's true.
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I said that.
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I want you to read it because there's some terminology in here that I would like to see, and I didn't realize you're going to be two glasses of wine deep.
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I didn't.
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I didn't plan on that.
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I figured that.
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Should I read this or do you want to read.
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I can.
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I can read it if you all want to tolerate that.
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Let's enjoy.
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Okay.
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So it's regarding men's cuddle groups.
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Yeah.
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So for a few.
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A few years now, half a dozen men from different sexual orientations have gathered in a Plymouth meeting in Pennsylvania twice a month to attend group support meetings that help them address and work through their traumas.
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Unlike other popular men's support groups, the support method chosen by this particular group of men is cuddling.
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Sorry, no, no, that's.
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Again, they're trying to make men cuddling is.
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This has got to be a gay thing.
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They're trying to make this like it's normal.
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Listen, I get it.
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Women can be that way.
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I don't know why.
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Women with their girlfriends, they can hug and they can sit on the couch and sit with each other and do that other stuff.
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That's Great.
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And Edward, I want to be on with Rave Edwards in the chat now.
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Edward, invite me on and please have Raven on to.
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Please.
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I need that to happen.
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We're going to change this up.
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I would like to chat with Raven, so let me know.
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Edward, have us both on.
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Let's do.
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That would be fun.
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Or have me on and then have her on.
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I don't care.
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Whatever you do.
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It's your podcast.
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But I need to be on with Raven after that last episode.
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Yes, absolutely.
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I need to win.
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I need to win her approval.
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It means a lot to me.
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Also, I'm glad to see you, Edward.
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You haven't been in our.
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You haven't been in our chat, and I thought you were tied up to the bed and they were having their way with you.
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I think Edward might become part of a throuple.
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Luis said he would cuddle with you and Bob.
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That's great, Luis.
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If that was my thing.
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It's not, but that would.
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That would make.
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Nothing would make me happier if that was my thing.
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He says full cuddle, no homo.
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That's.
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There's no such thing.
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There's no such thing as no cuddle, no homo.
Co-Host
Okay, so would you like me to continue?
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Please continue.
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Okay, so men's therapeutic cuddle Group members vouch for the cuddling method, saying it has helped them shed.
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Shed down their walls and confront everything holding them back from childhood abuse to a family loss.
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A men's cuddling group is a type of support group where men have learned to embrace physical touch through cuddling as part of a support process and healing journey.
Host
Okay, faggot, what's next?
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Scott Turner, a founder of a cuddling group, aims to dispel the common belief that showing emotions or vulnerability as a man is a sign of weakness.
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Let's run mushrooms.
Co-Host
Okay, Sorry.
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Through cuddling, men can be vulnerable around other men and learn to allow others into their personal space without making them any less of a man.
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Scott believes that men require an emotional vocabulary to be able to emotion, to be emotionally sensitive to the needs of others.
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Hello, lovers everywhere.
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All right.
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Oh, no.
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I'm sorry, but I just.
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I don't think Daddy likes it tight.
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Not that tight.
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I'm just saying.
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Yeah, I just can't see this.
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It skeeves me.
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Am I wrong in saying this?
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Listen, I understand the need to cuddle.
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I agree with the need to cuddle.
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Not with men.
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If men are going to cuddle, we need to cuddle with women.
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This is what I think we should do.
Co-Host
Oh, no, it doesn't Stop at cuddle.
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No.
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No.
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Okay, if you're going to cuddle, let's just cuddle.
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No.
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Right.
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Okay.
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All right, read the next paragraph.
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Let's.
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Let's figure out what happens at these cuddle sessions.
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Okay?
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At the beginning of the cuddling session, members are required to agree not to engage in any sexual touch.
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Members are also required to ask for consent from their cuddling partner before every action.
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Members then gather in a huddle and breathe meditatively.
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How do you breathe meditatively?
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How does that happen?
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Oh, you breathe in.
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Breathe deep breath in.
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I can't.
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My skin's crawling at the thought of this.
Co-Host
And listen, cuddling.
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Oh, well, look, if there's a bunch of men that want to do this, that's fine.
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It's a gay act, but it's fine.
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It's okay.
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I don't.
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I mean, if you.
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If that's your gig, then do it.
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Budweuger says, are you allowed to choke each other?
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If you ask permission and the other guy says yes, you could choke the shit out of them.
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The cuddling process starts with men pairing up for what's is referred to as the motorcycle hold.
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This is a type of hold where one man sits and leans his back against the chest of a cuddling partner, which looks like taking a motorcycle ride together.
Host
You don't want to rub another man's mushroom?
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No, I do not.
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I do not.
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Go ahead, Bruce.
Co-Host
Not scissoring with you?
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Yes, Bruce, I listen, I understand men.
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No sexual touching, but can you spit in someone's mouth?
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If you see.
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Again, if you ask and they say go ahead, that's fine.
Host
What about a donkey punch?
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What's a donkey punch?
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I don't know what a donkey.
Co-Host
Is that the punch in the back of the head?
Host
I thought that was a punch in the back of the head.
Host
I think that that's a rabbit punch.
Host
A rabbit punch is in a punch in the back of the head.
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Like if you wound a rabbit or if you, if you're going to eat a rabbit, you grab it and you hold it by its hind legs and you just poof behind the head and that's it.
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They're done.
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The description sounds like an urban.
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Yeah, I don't, I don't want to bring up.
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Can I bring up urban dictionary?
Co-Host
All right, keep reading while you look.
Co-Host
Let me finish this.
Co-Host
Let me get to the end.
Co-Host
It says members can massage their partner's shoulders or hands with consent and even stroke the other person's beard.
Co-Host
After a 15 minute session, the members are required to Switch to a new partner.
Co-Host
This marks the first half of the cuddling session.
Co-Host
For the second half of the session, the men cuddle as one large group in what is referred to as a puppy pile.
Guest Speaker
Sorry.
Co-Host
In this pile, men lay with their heads in one another's lap, chatting and joking.
Co-Host
Oh, my goodness.
Host
And so this is what I'm talking about.
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They're trying to take.
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You're not cuddling with me, Mike.
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Forget it.
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That way.
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Not cuddling with another man.
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I mean, not even family members.
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Like.
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I mean, you could like a cousin or something, or, you know, listen, when you're a man, you come in for a hug, shoulder to shoulder, three pats on the back, and you're out of there.
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Anything else?
Co-Host
No.
Host
Motorcycle hug is faggotry, in my humble opinion.
Co-Host
He's the big spoon.
Co-Host
He'll trouble you.
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If anybody's the big spoon, I'm the big spoon.
Host
How dare you, Mike.
Co-Host
You'll have to be the little spoon.
Host
Okay, here's what a donkey punch is.
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It's a sleazy sex move in which, while the guy is taking the girl anally, he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass, her vagina, contract.
Host
So if you're.
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If you're punching somebody in the fart box, if you punch them in the back of the head, their.
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Their sphincter tightens up on your member.
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On your male member.
Co-Host
Mike says he'd feel very safe in your big hair.
Host
Of course you would.
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Everybody feels safe in my big, hairy arms.
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Why wouldn't you, Duchess?
Host
Am I a good hugger?
Co-Host
You are a good hugger.
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See?
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I'm a good hugger.
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You would be.
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You know something?
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You would always remember a jamingo hug.
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That might be the title of this Jamingo hug.
Co-Host
You'll always remember Jamingo.
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You always remember a jamingo hug.
Co-Host
You better write that down, because I'm not remembering anything.
Co-Host
Oh, here you go.
Host
So.
Co-Host
All right.
Host
What happens?
Co-Host
Rubberneckers make podcasts great again.
Host
I heard that.
Host
We were thinking about doing that.
Host
I've asked.
Host
Listen, I've asked Jody, and I've asked Edward to bring rubber knuckles back once a month.
Co-Host
There you go.
Host
Yeah.
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Mike says I would be engulfed.
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Like memory folk.
Co-Host
Yeah.
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I gotta get in there and give you a big old, big old bear hug.
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The best.
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I'm sorry.
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The best way to.
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Organ.
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Who's been drinking the.
Co-Host
Oh, sorry.
Co-Host
Hang on.
Co-Host
Go ahead.
Host
I'm sorry.
Co-Host
The best way to.
Co-Host
Fat, lazy tongue.
Co-Host
Tbi.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Host
What's tbi?
Host
Damn it.
Co-Host
Traumatic Brain injury.
Host
No, can't.
Co-Host
That's what.
Co-Host
That's what he means.
Co-Host
A traumatic brain injury.
Host
Oh, is that what that is?
Host
Okay.
Host
Oh, from the back of the head, I get it.
Host
Well, I.
Host
No, it's.
Host
Oh, hold on.
Host
See, Lisa is on board.
Host
I say I give good hugs.
Co-Host
There you go.
Host
Nothing wrong with that.
Co-Host
And Mike says he'd be engulfed like memory foam.
Host
That's right.
Co-Host
And that you are just part of John now.
Host
Oh.
Co-Host
See, Mike took it a little weird.
Co-Host
You took.
Host
Yeah.
Host
So you go.
Host
You always go too far.
Co-Host
I don't like it.
Host
This is what I'm talking about.
Host
Like, back in the day, you wouldn't even.
Co-Host
What I'm talking about.
Host
Here's what I'm talking about.
Host
It's.
Host
The thing is, back in the day, when you had issues and you wanted to talk to your buddies about it, you went to the bar, you had a few drinks, you hugged it out.
Host
There was no hugging.
Host
You just went in there and you just had a few drinks and you talked it out.
Host
You didn't.
Host
You didn't have to.
Host
There was no hugging and touching and motorcycle position and puppy pile.
Host
You never went to a bar after.
Host
You know, it's like you're not at a bar one day, sitting there, having shots of beers and about five.
Host
Five of you, you know, your buddies are there.
Host
The next thing you know, you end.
Co-Host
Up on the floor and cuddle.
Host
Yeah, you end up on a, you know, puppy pile on top of the pool table.
Host
That's not happening.
Co-Host
I don't know why I thought that should sound.
Host
Although.
Host
Puppy pile.
Host
Puppy pile.
Host
Hold on, let me write that down.
Host
Puppy pile might be a good one.
Host
Puppy pile.
Host
There we go.
Co-Host
Okay, see, Mike says I hug my friends if I haven't seen them in a while.
Co-Host
Yeah, I do as well.
Host
Right.
Co-Host
But I don't think I motorcycle hug them.
Host
No.
Co-Host
That's a little creepy.
Co-Host
Could you imagine or does someone motorcycle hug me?
Host
Okay, so could you imagine, like, the 30th of December, you're coming here, all right?
Host
And you come here.
Co-Host
Way to tell everybody.
Host
Okay, so you're supposed to be.
Co-Host
Right.
Host
So you're supposed to come here, and we're going to do the show together here, which is nice.
Host
It's nice to do that.
Host
So if you come down the steps and I come up behind you and give you a motorcycle position hug, you'd be like, get off me.
Host
What the hell's wrong with you?
Host
And that's not even a good hug.
Host
Although it could be, I don't know, motorcycle position hugs.
Co-Host
It depends on.
Co-Host
It depends on the.
Co-Host
On who's hugging.
Host
That's true.
Co-Host
You know how that works out.
Host
Okay, I get that.
Co-Host
The Jimmy does not get to do that.
Host
The Jimmy can't give.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
No, no, no.
Host
Hold on.
Co-Host
No.
Co-Host
Motorcycle.
Host
This is interesting.
Host
Who could motorcycle hug the Duchess?
Host
No.
Host
I have to ask this question.
Co-Host
No.
Host
All right.
Host
So the Jimmy can't give you a motorcycle hug.
Host
What about Deuce?
Host
Would Deuce be able to give you a motorcycle hug?
Co-Host
Well, no.
Co-Host
He's married.
Co-Host
That could be weird.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
Wouldn't that be weird?
Host
All right.
Host
Can I give you a motorcycle hug?
Co-Host
That'd be weird.
Co-Host
It'd still be weird.
Host
Okay, so no one can make it sound like somebody to face.
Co-Host
I'm more comfortable.
Host
I understand that, but you made it sound like there was a possibility if there was, you know, how?
Host
Well, you knew somebody.
Host
Bruce wants a motorcycle hug.
Host
Duchess, of course.
Host
I.
Host
I get it.
Host
It's.
Co-Host
Oh, my.
Host
You can kind of modus.
Host
Okay.
Host
You know what?
Host
I'm just saying this.
Host
And this proves my point how this is a gay thing.
Host
That a motorcycle hug is something you give somebody.
Host
You give your girlfriend or your man a motorcycle hug.
Host
You don't give a motorcycle hug to a stranger or some.
Co-Host
Just look up behind my girlfriend and motorcycle hug her.
Host
Right?
Host
Motorcycle hug.
Co-Host
That's creepy.
Host
Right?
Co-Host
That's a very intimate.
Co-Host
That's a very intimate hug.
Host
Don't tell everybody.
Host
Duchess is playing now.
Host
She'll have to wear a bulletproof vest.
Host
Why?
Co-Host
It's not true, Sparky.
Host
You know, one day I'll have to clean up this mess down here and then invite, like, Budv and Sparky.
Host
Toaster.
Co-Host
Lisa says don't tell her secrets.
Host
There you go.
Host
Would you ever give Lisa a motorcycle hug?
Co-Host
No.
Co-Host
See, I never, but no.
Host
Right.
Host
It's a different thing.
Host
It's more sensual than a regular hug.
Co-Host
I would think so.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Bub Bugger says, are you inviting him.
Host
Not to cuddle, just to come and.
Co-Host
Watch the show and have some drinks to visit.
Host
Yeah, Visit.
Host
I'll buy some pizza.
Host
There's no cuddling.
Host
Unless you want to cuddle with Kate.
Host
I don't know.
Co-Host
No, that's fine.
Host
I'm not cuddling with you.
Host
This is what they should do.
Host
One or two things with this cuddle thing.
Host
You get the guys together, and then you have women there to cuddle with.
Host
Like, in other words, if you want to have a puppy pile.
Host
If there's four guys, there's got to be.
Host
It can't stop at a cuddle.
Host
You know, you can buy.
Co-Host
You can pay for.
Host
You can pay for women to come to your house and cuddle you and there's no.
Co-Host
Yeah, what's that?
Co-Host
They're called hookers.
Host
No, no, no, no.
Host
That's different.
Host
That's a cuddle with a happy ending.
Co-Host
Cuddle you too?
Host
Well, yes.
Host
Not really.
Host
They're there, you know what?
Host
Hookers and escorts and stuff.
Host
They're in there to get in and get out.
Host
There's no culling cuddling.
Host
They, you know, they just.
Host
They, you know, they just want to get done and get out of there.
Co-Host
Well, if you're paying them for the.
Host
Hour, you don't pay a hooker.
Host
You pay them to leave and be quiet.
Host
What you pay a hooker for.
Host
Pay them to.
Host
So what I'm saying is that you could do that.
Host
Or.
Host
Or you could get one of those, like, sexual sex dolls that they have.
Co-Host
Oh, you're back to those.
Co-Host
Damn.
Host
Well, I'm just saying these things.
Host
It would be better to cuddle a sex.
Host
Female sex doll than it would be another man.
Co-Host
But they're not breathing.
Co-Host
They're not like living.
Co-Host
It's just like a cold rubber doll.
Co-Host
Like, how is that.
Co-Host
How is that?
Co-Host
Like, how would that make you feel?
Co-Host
Like I can't get a hug from a human.
Co-Host
So I'll just grab this doll on a hook and then just.
Co-Host
I'm just lay against it.
Host
I don't know.
Host
You know, they have these pillows now that you can get.
Host
They're like body pillows.
Host
And when you go to bed, you hold on to yog it.
Host
Right.
Host
Isn't that the same kind of thing in a way?
Co-Host
No, because it's not.
Co-Host
It's not a hug.
Co-Host
It's your.
Host
Your hugging something, right?
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
It's not hugging you back response.
Co-Host
Yeah, I want a response.
Host
I get it.
Host
All right.
Host
Do you want to pick up.
Host
Do you even remember where you could pick up where we left off?
Host
That I don't know about this.
Co-Host
I just finished.
Co-Host
I finished the article.
Host
Oh, you didn't.
Host
Did you say the members can massage their partner's shoulders and hands with consent and even stroke the other person's beard, literally?
Host
You did say that.
Co-Host
Did say that.
Host
Okay, I'm sorry.
Co-Host
I did say that.
Host
That's right.
Co-Host
With the puppy pile.
Host
You did get the puppy pile.
Co-Host
I did.
Co-Host
Thank you.
Co-Host
I may be drinking, but I remember.
Host
Okay, all right, I got it.
Host
All right.
Host
Well, Mike from Wheelbarrow for Dicks always brings up this one guy.
Host
His name is Will Blunderfield.
Host
And if this guy isn't gay, I don't Know my business.
Host
But he says he's not gay.
Host
No, I'm sorry.
Host
You want to see some?
Host
Go over to Will Blunderfield's Twitter and go over there and check out his Twitter.
Host
There's more.
Host
I swear to God, there's more swinging cocks over there than I've ever seen in my entire life.
Host
Every one picture worse than the other.
Host
He's standing there with his legs all akimbo.
Host
You're seeing his twigs and berries and shit.
Co-Host
Oh, ew.
Co-Host
Okay, let me.
Host
You know who Will Blunderfield is?
Co-Host
No.
Host
Well, let me introduce you.
Host
And this is called penis reflexology.
Host
This is a diagram in terms of penis reflexology.
Host
It's a little bit blurry.
Co-Host
So basically we massaged each other's heart.
Host
Meridians to help release self hatred while cuddling and watching Obi Wan Kenobi.
Co-Host
And it was just so beautiful.
Host
And this is what my Celtic ancestors did.
Co-Host
They would also suck each other's nipples and share.
Host
This is gay.
Co-Host
What is happening?
Host
This is gay, right?
Host
He's a Canadian.
Co-Host
Oh, well that explains everything.
Host
There's beds if you do some more digging.
Host
Spartans were actually doing same sex erotic bonding.
Host
No, they're not.
Co-Host
Hold on.
Host
I forgot the beginning.
Host
This is how it starts.
Host
This is how it starts.
Host
Lingam means I tell you.
Co-Host
What is it with you guys?
Co-Host
I mean, seriously, they'll see you guys.
Host
We'll see.
Host
There's no way I would go out in the woods and get naked and jump up and down and shake my twigs and berries, my beans and franks with somebody else.
Host
Some other guy, you know, there's.
Host
He's in his Twitter thing and the next thing you know, he's got a hold of some guy's pecker.
Host
The other guy's got a hold of his pecker.
Host
It's like they're.
Host
They're in a tug of war over there.
Host
I don't know, but I'm just saying don't sit there.
Host
You know what?
Host
Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.
Host
This is gayness.
Host
It is.
Co-Host
All righty.
Co-Host
There you go.
Co-Host
Lisa says, well, at least we see some blurred out man parts.
Co-Host
It's normally big.
Host
Big tits.
Host
Yeah, I get it, I get it.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
You've had enough of you had enough.
Host
Nothing like docking in the woods.
Host
Okay, I'll take your.
Host
I'll take your word for it.
Co-Host
Tug of war.
Host
Tug.
Host
It's a tug of war.
Co-Host
I think I need another drink.
Host
They treat each other like pool toys.
Host
They're just like yank, yanking each other around as soon as I saw her bring that glass off their mouth, I said, I know what I'm doing.
Host
All right?
Host
Speaking.
Host
Speaking of disgusting, how old, like, can we have a discussion with some of these artists that were big in the 70s and 80s, maybe even the 90s?
Host
You figure it's 20, 24 if you are hot in the 90s.
Host
That's 30 years ago.
Co-Host
It's been a while.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
Some folks can hang on to it now.
Co-Host
Folks, not so much.
Host
I went to see iggy pop in 1984.
Host
85 at the.
Host
Oh, it's on South.
Co-Host
Years old then right now.
Host
85.
Host
All right, so in 85, what was it?
Host
The TLA.
Host
What does that stand for?
Host
TLA.
Host
Whatever it is, it was called the TLA.
Host
It's on south street and it's a small theater.
Host
And Iggy Pop was playing there, all right?
Host
And he ran around without a shirt off and his long hair and he's spraying everything, know.
Co-Host
And as he does.
Host
As he does.
Host
Right.
Host
Well, he's still doing it in 20, 24.
Host
And the.
Host
Looks like E.T.
Host
look at this.
Co-Host
He's got.
Co-Host
He's got.
Co-Host
Looks like he.
Host
Scoliosis, I was going to say.
Co-Host
And a giant belly.
Host
He's got a.
Co-Host
For a skinny guy with a.
Co-Host
A weird belly.
Co-Host
I mean, good for him.
Co-Host
Like, good for himself.
Co-Host
What, are you kidding me?
Host
Look at this guy.
Co-Host
He's.
Co-Host
He's a little kind of look.
Co-Host
Yeah, it's not.
Co-Host
It's not.
Host
It's not good.
Co-Host
It's not.
Co-Host
I can't critique.
Co-Host
I can't take my shirt off and run around on the stage either.
Host
It looks like he should be an actor.
Co-Host
I know I shouldn't do it.
Host
And somebody should be giving him a bowl of porridge.
Host
He's got that distended belly like the.
Co-Host
People that don't eat.
Co-Host
He looks like he has a hernia.
Co-Host
Like.
Host
Horrible.
Host
Like people.
Host
Come on.
Host
Somebody's like his tour manager, say, listen, Iggy, I get it.
Co-Host
Put a fucking shirt.
Host
Put a fucking shirt on.
Co-Host
Wear a tank top.
Host
Yes.
Co-Host
If he sang like this, all skinny and then just that one chunk of his belly, like.
Co-Host
I'm kidding.
Co-Host
I'm not kidding.
Co-Host
It looks like a hernia.
Host
He doesn't look.
Host
Well, it does.
Host
It doesn't look like we're going to have Iggy in this dimension for very much longer, to be quite honest with you.
Co-Host
Bud Rugger says he needs to take a shit shot.
Host
I guess he needs to take a.
Host
Are you saying he's bloated?
Co-Host
It's all distended.
Co-Host
I'VE seen starving kids.
Co-Host
African kids more nourished.
Host
I've seen starving Africa kids look more nourished.
Host
It's the truth.
Co-Host
The business on the top party on the neck down from Josh, right?
Host
Good God.
Co-Host
He looks like the entity from Smile.
Co-Host
I haven't seen Smile, but I can only imagine.
Host
Oof.
Co-Host
That's not good.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
Not good.
Co-Host
And Mike says he looks like E.T.
Host
He does look like E.T.
Host
i said he looks like E.T.
Co-Host
It'S weirdly.
Co-Host
It's a weird shape.
Co-Host
It's like a barrel chest, but with the belly.
Co-Host
It's a weird look.
Host
You know what it is?
Host
It's a very alcoholic look.
Host
It's an alcoholic drug abuse.
Co-Host
It's not awesome.
Host
He's treated his body like a dumping ground, to be quite honest with you.
Co-Host
I'm sure of it.
Host
And I say that to say this.
Host
You know who else needs a stylist, to be quite honest with you?
Host
Sydney.
Host
Cyndi Lauper.
Host
Here's.
Host
Here's Cyndi Lauper.
Co-Host
It's the Goonies theme.
Host
Is that what that is?
Co-Host
Sounds like the opening to Goonies, which is the best movie ever.
Host
I've never seen the Goonies.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
How could you have not seen the Goonies?
Host
It looks like she's wearing a space diaper.
Co-Host
Yeah, her.
Co-Host
Her stage.
Co-Host
She's on tour now, and it's.
Co-Host
That's.
Co-Host
It's.
Host
I noticed they got all faraway shots.
Host
Like, they're showing.
Host
This is the hot.
Host
If there ever was a hot Cindy Lauper.
Host
Like, this isn't the Cyndi Lauper.
Host
Like, hold on, here we go.
Co-Host
It's not 1980s Cindy.
Host
No, it's not.
Host
We are the world Cyndi Lauper.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
I mean, it's not.
Host
But I'm just saying she's.
Host
Iggy pop is 77.
Host
He can't die young at this point.
Host
He's made it.
Host
Yeah, there you go.
Co-Host
But Cindy's got, like.
Host
It looks like she's wearing a diaper.
Host
I'm not lying.
Co-Host
The way her pants look.
Co-Host
It's not.
Co-Host
It's not her best look.
Co-Host
Yeah, it's.
Co-Host
It's a little.
Co-Host
They look a little weird around her butt.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Poor thing.
Co-Host
And I love Cyndi Lauper.
Co-Host
I think she's amazing.
Host
I think she's.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Love her.
Host
Like, her songs.
Co-Host
It's not her best.
Co-Host
Not her best look.
Co-Host
True colors.
Host
That's what I'm saying.
Co-Host
I still have Goonies.
Co-Host
I'm sorry.
Host
I love it.
Host
She sings, like, with that Brooklyn accent.
Host
That New York Brooklyn accent.
Co-Host
Yeah, totally.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
All right, so now we get to go to Shania Twain.
Host
Now listen, I'm going to be honest.
Host
When Shania Twain came out, when she hit it big, stunning.
Host
I was all.
Host
I mean, she was.
Co-Host
I'm sure you were.
Host
I loved her.
Host
They had on VH1, you know, they had the behind the Music.
Host
And she told her story how she came from nothing in Canada and she started singing and she was a smoke show, smoking.
Co-Host
She's beautiful.
Co-Host
She's stunningly beautiful.
Host
And then she hooked up with this record producer, Mutt Lang.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Ugh.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Like a piece of turd.
Host
And this.
Host
And I mean, you want to talk about out kicking your coverage?
Host
Mutt Lang looked like a mutt, but he was like this really good record producer and he basically made her, you know, like, she didn't have any really good singles until says I ruined many socks to Shania Twain.
Host
Yeah, I get it.
Co-Host
Oh, gross.
Co-Host
I know way too much about you now.
Host
Yes.
Host
So.
Host
So then what happens?
Host
Like, you could.
Host
If you had a hot wife like Shania Twain would you around with on her?
Host
Would you like he cheated on her, on her or their best friend.
Co-Host
I don't know how you cheat on.
Host
Was married.
Host
Her best friend was married.
Host
So Mutt starts cheating on her.
Host
So what does Jania do?
Host
She starts fucking the husband.
Host
The husband of the best friend.
Co-Host
Flip flop partners.
Host
It's like a.
Host
It's like an episode of Steel Toe.
Host
But they didn't kick out the guy.
Co-Host
Except nobody got arrested.
Host
Well, they didn't kick the one guy out, you know, just kept, you know.
Host
So anyhow, so Shania is on tour right now and this is how she looks.
Host
All right, so she's got a white flowy thing on, but she's in like a bikini.
Co-Host
Well, okay, so she's got this, like, it looks like a long overcoat, like a trench coat looking thing.
Host
Oh, let me get it back here.
Co-Host
I fucked and the undergarments.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
You know, she's obviously, we're trying.
Host
There she go.
Host
That's a good shot.
Co-Host
With Beyonce and Nicki Minaj and.
Co-Host
And all of the.
Co-Host
All of the younger artists, which I get.
Co-Host
Like, you know, she's trying to stay relevant, but Shania Twain doesn't have to try that hard because she's beautiful.
Co-Host
Right.
Co-Host
She's not sure what she's done to her face.
Co-Host
Like, because her face is different.
Host
It's different.
Co-Host
So I don't.
Host
She's had some work done.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
And she's wearing this weird, like, it's a two thing.
Co-Host
It's.
Co-Host
It's like A one, it's a two piece, but it's hooked together like with weird little straps in the middle.
Co-Host
And then like some kind of body.
Co-Host
It's like a bodysuit.
Co-Host
It's like a weird thing, but the front looks like a big goddamn piece of Depends or something.
Host
It looks like it's almost.
Co-Host
It's very thick material isn't great.
Co-Host
She's beautiful.
Co-Host
She shouldn't have to dress like this, right?
Co-Host
You don't need to garner that attention because you're stunning.
Co-Host
And is her singing that great?
Co-Host
I don't know.
Host
But it's.
Co-Host
It doesn't matter because it's Shania Twain.
Host
You know, they say that she's.
Co-Host
Nobody's mad.
Co-Host
Lip sync kicking her out, right?
Host
They say she's lip syncing kind of like Frankie Val.
Host
You ever see Frankie Valley?
Host
Just sits there with a microphone and the music's playing.
Host
He's not even moving his mouth.
Co-Host
He's like holding it to his ear.
Host
He's like a ventriloquist.
Host
He just sitting there in.
Host
The music's playing in the background.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Here you go.
Co-Host
Sparky says she just needs to stick to wearing leopard skin style clothing.
Host
If she put the leopard skin on with that body and she's 60 now.
Host
I think she's 60.
Co-Host
Yes.
Co-Host
She's 59.
Co-Host
60 years old.
Co-Host
She looks fucking fabulous.
Co-Host
Like, I'm not dissing on her look that the clothing out, the outfit choice is not the best.
Co-Host
You know my opinion, I don't look like that.
Co-Host
I wish I did.
Co-Host
I wish I looked that bad on a good day, right?
Co-Host
But like Mike says, oh, darn, Shania Twain's in her underpants.
Co-Host
Nobody's mad again.
Co-Host
Nobody's kicking her out of bed, right?
Co-Host
But if I had to say, like that's not.
Co-Host
Out of all her looks, not her best.
Co-Host
Listen, she doesn't have to try that hard.
Co-Host
No, she's beautiful.
Host
She is.
Host
You know who else needs a stylist and needs to stop with this?
Host
The skippy outfits.
Host
Madonna.
Host
Madonna has a dumpy ass and it's not good.
Co-Host
I don't think she's dumpy.
Co-Host
I mean, she's very athletic.
Co-Host
Still, like, she.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Still gets out and, and can put on a full show.
Co-Host
I mean, is she, is she moving like Beyonce?
Co-Host
Like.
Co-Host
She doesn't move like Jennifer Lopez.
Co-Host
No, but who, who is 55?
Co-Host
I think 54, 55.
Co-Host
Looks fantastic.
Co-Host
Is she talented?
Co-Host
Who knows?
Co-Host
She's crazy.
Co-Host
But I think Madonna's also a bit older than her.
Co-Host
But you know, I, I want to, I want to cheer For Madonna, I really do.
Co-Host
And then, like, I see some of the things my girl, why are you wearing that?
Co-Host
Like.
Co-Host
But also, like, you do you.
Co-Host
Girl.
Co-Host
Like, whatever.
Co-Host
I.
Co-Host
I can't look like that.
Co-Host
So.
Co-Host
Whatever.
Co-Host
I don't.
Co-Host
I don't want to be shady on her because she looks.
Co-Host
She has better costume choices, I would think.
Host
So what you're saying, Duchess, is you do.
Co-Host
You boo.
Host
That what you're saying, you do.
Co-Host
You boo.
Co-Host
That's exactly it.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
Okay.
Host
Just checking.
Host
See, I think it should be more.
Co-Host
Like, all right, Ghetto Brittany, let's go.
Host
Oh, dear ghetto Madonna.
Host
I.
Host
I.
Host
Like I said, I'm not.
Co-Host
I've not been.
Co-Host
I was.
Co-Host
I.
Co-Host
When Madonna came out, it was like her and Cyndi Lauper both kind of came out around the same time.
Co-Host
And I was Team Cyndi Lauper and Madonna just eclipsed her.
Co-Host
Like, it was a.
Co-Host
It was a competition.
Co-Host
And Madonna won.
Host
Oh, absolutely.
Co-Host
I guess on the.
Co-Host
On the airwaves and stuff like that.
Host
Madonna.
Co-Host
I'm not saying Madonna's not talented, but I thought Cyndi Lauper could write better songs.
Host
She could write better songs.
Host
Okay.
Host
If you're going to get into this, Madonna was a better singer than Sidney Lauper, but Sidney could write better performer, perhaps.
Co-Host
I think she could perform.
Host
No, she's a better singer.
Host
Get out of here.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
That's ridiculous.
Co-Host
She sings better than Cindy Lauper.
Host
Madonna.
Host
Yeah, she did back in the day.
Host
Sure she did.
Host
I had a friend.
Host
It was like a Madonna freak.
Host
Like, everything Madonna.
Host
He had everything Madonna.
Host
And I mean, I was like, okay.
Host
Her performance at Dick Tracy was underrated.
Host
I'll take Duchess over all them.
Host
Look at Bob over here.
Co-Host
You're very kind.
Host
Bob wants to give you a motorcycle hug.
Co-Host
So full of shit.
Co-Host
You're very sweet, but hold on, I.
Host
Gotta write that down.
Host
Motorcycle hug.
Host
Okay, bud?
Co-Host
Voger says Madonna moves around like her anus is prolapsed from too much flex.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
I didn't read all that when I started reading it.
Host
You got in the middle of that and didn't know what to do, did you?
Co-Host
I need to keep going.
Co-Host
I was like, all right, bring that.
Host
Up and read that again, please.
Co-Host
Oh, Madonna moves around like her anus is prolapsed from too much black Snake analysis.
Host
All right, Mike, 44:14.
Co-Host
Shut up.
Host
I wanted to get that isolated.
Host
Thank you, Duchess.
Host
I appreciate that.
Host
Well, anyhow, that's.
Host
I just.
Host
Like I said, I saw, like, Iggy Pop, and I was like, dude, oh, my God.
Host
That doesn't look good.
Host
Put a shirt on.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
And Then I saw, like, Cyni Lauper in her space suit diaper.
Host
And then, you know, Shania Twain.
Host
And listen, Shania Twain, I think, still.
Host
Still got it.
Host
I mean, none of them are JLo.
Co-Host
She's like, 59, so she could still get away with it a bit.
Co-Host
And we were talking earlier, like, if you compare that to, like, Tanya Tucker, if you're gonna go country, or she's road hard, put away wet.
Co-Host
She's a mess.
Co-Host
And.
Co-Host
Or Dolly Parton, who's almost 80, who from a distance looks fabulous.
Co-Host
But the problem is she's had so much work done.
Host
Or choppers.
Co-Host
Her teeth.
Host
She got a bad set.
Co-Host
Yeah, she's all like.
Co-Host
It's.
Co-Host
It's her song.
Co-Host
She can't sing.
Co-Host
She sounds like me out.
Co-Host
Because I love Dolly Parton.
Host
She sounds like a Southern Nancy Pelosi with those clacking choppers of hers.
Co-Host
It's not.
Co-Host
It's not good for her.
Co-Host
But she's so teeny.
Co-Host
Like, when you see her on interviews, she's tiny.
Co-Host
Oh, yeah, she's tiny.
Co-Host
She still wears the heels.
Co-Host
She still wears the clothes.
Co-Host
She's got the boobs up.
Co-Host
She looks.
Co-Host
You know, if I look like that at 79, I don't think I'm mad.
Host
Well, there's a lot of.
Host
Listen, there's a lot of construction.
Host
I mean, those boobs aren't staying up by themselves.
Host
I'm sure that's going.
Co-Host
You know, those suckers are.
Co-Host
Yeah, there's a lot of gravity.
Co-Host
A lot of things holding up.
Co-Host
Define gravity in those.
Co-Host
In that bra.
Host
Exactly.
Co-Host
And she's actually.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Bob says she's putting together a Broadway musical.
Co-Host
I think that's great.
Host
Dolly is.
Host
No, that's good.
Co-Host
Yep.
Host
Don't get me wrong.
Co-Host
She's exceptional.
Host
I think Dolly Parton's very talented.
Host
Probably one of the best female songwriters.
Host
I mean, she's.
Co-Host
She's amazing.
Host
Yeah.
Host
And, you know, she wrote Jolene.
Host
She wrote that hit that.
Host
I'm trying to think.
Host
There's a couple people.
Co-Host
I will always love you.
Host
I will always love you was an.
Co-Host
Amazing song, and Whitney Houston destroyed her version of it, like, because Dolly Parton sang it.
Co-Host
Very sweet.
Co-Host
But Whitney sang it, like, with a different version.
Host
But I still like Dolly Parton's version of it.
Co-Host
I do.
Co-Host
I'm not mad at it, but I love Whitney's version better.
Host
What are we on?
Host
Shitty song of the week.
Host
Hold on.
Host
Let's get out of here with this.
Host
All right, all right.
Host
We've.
Host
We've messed around enough.
Host
Got to get into it, ladies and gentlemen.
Co-Host
Okay.
Host
Donald Trump, of course, is out now being the President of the United States.
Host
Nobody knows where Joe Biden is.
Host
No one knows.
Host
He just shows up sometimes and gives a bunch of money to somewhere else.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
He's been throwing money in a fucking hole.
Co-Host
Stop giving our money away.
Host
It's like he went to Africa.
Co-Host
Once the election's done, they should stop how much money people can give.
Host
Listen, I took civics class, okay?
Host
From what I remember, the House of Representatives has the purse strings.
Host
It's not like the president can go, you get a billion dollars and you get a billion dollars, and you get a billion dollars.
Host
It's crazy.
Host
Yeah, so what does Biden goes over to Africa, goes over to Angola, and listen to this.
Host
He says to the people over in Angola, give a billion dollars to the people here so they can get out of squalor.
Host
And.
Host
Okay, all right, fine.
Host
The problem is we got people where.
Co-Host
He fell asleep during the conference.
Co-Host
Yeah, they have a conference, leaned up and just.
Host
Just fell asleep.
Co-Host
Zones out.
Co-Host
Yeah, right.
Co-Host
That's good.
Host
I would have loved to see him.
Host
His arm move and then his head hit the door and then fall out of the chair.
Co-Host
We've all been there, bud.
Host
Where's Joy?
Host
I need a diaper change.
Host
So then.
Host
So now we've got people in western North Carolina.
Host
A nine month old baby yesterday died because it froze to death because it's living in a tent.
Host
We're giving Africa a billion dollars so they can for infrastructure and all this stuff.
Host
Meanwhile, we can't give anybody in western North Carolina any money.
Co-Host
No infrastructure for North Carolina, but that's cool.
Co-Host
Okay, I was worried about that.
Host
Then Syria falls.
Host
Who gives a fuck?
Host
Just a bunch of Muslims over there killing each other.
Host
You know what I say, they'll just get another one.
Host
Give them a bunch of guns and just let them kill each other.
Host
As long as they don't come across the brother.
Host
Just.
Host
Just let them all have it out.
Host
Who cares?
Co-Host
Yep.
Host
He gives them a billion dollars to repair their.
Host
It's like again, the moose lambs.
Host
Yes, the moose lambs.
Host
He gives them a million dollar or not a million.
Host
A billion.
Host
Just a billion.
Host
That's a thousand millions.
Host
That's a thousand millions is a billion.
Co-Host
Why are we giving away all this money?
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Why is he allowed to give away all this money?
Host
Mm.
Co-Host
Can anyone not?
Host
So Trump is out there now being president.
Host
He went over to France, to the Notre Dame reopening him.
Host
No.
Host
To John the court on fire.
Host
She's over there.
Host
And he's like he's given handshakes and he looks like a president.
Host
And people were talking to him again like a president.
Host
No one knows.
Host
No one gives a shit about Joe Biden.
Co-Host
Did you see Jill Biden talking to him?
Co-Host
Yeah, she was all like, hi, Donald.
Host
Yes.
Co-Host
It was all very like.
Host
And then they put that in AI and then they did two versions of it.
Host
One is where they started fighting and the other one was where they started making out.
Host
I was like, look at this.
Co-Host
She'll be happy for some action, I'm sure.
Co-Host
Well, I'm sure she's getting screamed to the ding dong.
Host
Listen, I'm sure she's going to be getting some action soon.
Host
She's probably get action already.
Host
Nobody knows Joe runs around in a diaper.
Host
I bet you he's not even alive.
Host
They got a new Joe Biden.
Host
He's taller.
Co-Host
Oh, that's right.
Host
You maintain Daddy Long Legs.
Host
Joe Biden is Adam Curry from no Agenda Show.
Co-Host
Likes to call him it's the actor.
Co-Host
But some other podcasters said they're all actors.
Co-Host
Yeah, I guess I was like, okay.
Host
So then he was on ABC with Christian Welker, and she's the one that's got the big eyes and she's always trying to get, you know, the Republicans, like, she get them.
Host
Yeah, yeah.
Host
Oh, yeah.
Host
Dean Rue says we can give you a $750 loan.
Host
Western North Carolina.
Host
There you go.
Host
All this money to Africa.
Host
Not one cents for Bob to buy a house.
Host
There you go.
Host
That's right, Bob.
Host
You know what you get, Bob?
Host
Dick and bubblegum.
Co-Host
You get nothing.
Host
And they're all out of bubblegum.
Host
That's right.
Host
That's what you get.
Host
So Trump is on with Kristen Walker.
Host
And I'll tell you one thing Trump is getting after all these interviews and after, you know, this campaign and how he won, and now he is getting really, really good.
Host
Like, I think J.D.
Host
vance has been giving him lessons.
Host
Listen to what goes on here.
Host
Because of course the media is like, we need you to just.
Host
You have to.
Host
It's 20, 24, bitches.
Host
He just won an election where he won all the swing states.
Host
He got 300 some.
Host
He won the popular vote.
Host
What the fuck do you need from this man?
Host
Oh, I need you to do.
Host
Can you say that you lost the 2020 election?
Host
Listen to this.
Co-Host
Fuck you.
Interviewee
The press, I can't say treated her unfairly.
Interviewee
You know why?
Interviewee
Because she's very popular.
Host
Okay, so he's talking about how the press was treating Kamala.
Interviewee
You would think if the press was Unfair.
Interviewee
Like, to me, the press was obviously unfair to me.
Interviewee
The press.
Interviewee
No president has ever gotten treated by the press like I was, and yet I got more votes than any Republican candidate in history.
Interviewee
By far.
Interviewee
It's not even close.
Interviewee
So you say.
Interviewee
What's that all about?
Interviewee
The press has to straighten itself out because honestly, it's lost all credibility when that can happen.
Interviewee
Based on the press, I should have gotten no votes.
Interviewee
None.
Interviewee
And yet I got the highest number ever.
Interviewee
And the reason is because I'm able to go on a show even like yours.
Interviewee
Even though you're very hostile, I'm able to go on a show like yours.
Interviewee
No, you are.
Guest Speaker
Well, hopefully you thought it was a fair interview.
Guest Speaker
We covered a lot of policy grounds.
Interviewee
It's fair only in that you allowed me to say what I say.
Interviewee
But, you know, the answers.
Interviewee
The questions are, you know, pretty nasty.
Interviewee
But.
Host
But look, your answers are pretty nasty.
Host
Like, in other words, you.
Host
You didn't softball me wrong.
Host
Right?
Co-Host
He's not wrong.
Host
Like, take his.
Host
His interviews and then what?
Host
You know.
Host
So she says, so he's getting to a really good point here, which I.
Host
I played these backwards.
Host
I wanted to play this one second.
Host
So I apologize.
Host
But he's going to start talking about the media and especially Kristen Welker, because, to be honest with you, she could be an amazing journalist if she just played it straight on both sides.
Interviewee
Because I've seen you interview other people.
Guest Speaker
Like Biden, and I've never interviewed President Biden.
Interviewee
When I say you, I'm talking metaphorically.
Host
I've seen.
Interviewee
Okay, I've seen George.
Interviewee
Stefano, good save.
Host
Donald, good save.
Co-Host
Because he sucked.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Interviewee
And he's a tough interviewer.
Interviewee
It's the softest interview I've seen.
Interviewee
CNN interview.
Interviewee
They give these soft.
Interviewee
You know, what's your favorite ice cream?
Host
It's.
Interviewee
It's a whole different deal.
Interviewee
I don't understand why, you know, you would think the press would like to see strong borders, great education, a powerful military, so we have a country left and all these different things, and somehow they don't want to see that.
Host
So this is where the.
Host
This is the one that I was talking about where he's.
Host
He.
Host
He is talking about.
Host
I just lost my train of thought.
Host
Damn it.
Host
This is the one.
Co-Host
Sorry.
Host
No, it's my fault.
Host
Oh.
Host
Where she's trying to get him to answer the question about the 2020 election.
Host
I think this is it.
Guest Speaker
Sir, I don't have to tell you this because you've talked about it.
Guest Speaker
It comes at a time when the country is deeply Divided.
Guest Speaker
And now you're going to be leading this country for the next four years.
Guest Speaker
For the sake of unifying this country, will you concede the 2020 election and turn the page on that chapter?
Interviewee
Why would I do that?
Interviewee
But let me just tell you.
Interviewee
When you say the country is deeply divided, I'm not the president.
Interviewee
Joe Biden is the president.
Guest Speaker
You're going to be the president.
Interviewee
No, no, I'm not the president.
Interviewee
So when you say it's deeply divided, I agree.
Interviewee
But Biden is the president.
Interviewee
I'm not.
Interviewee
And he has been a divider.
Interviewee
And you know where he divided it more than anything else.
Interviewee
And it probably backfired on him, I think definitely is weaponization.
Interviewee
When he weaponized the Justice Department and he went after his political opponent, me.
Interviewee
He went after his political opponent violently because he knew he couldn't beat him.
Interviewee
And I think it really was a bad thing.
Interviewee
And it.
Interviewee
It really divided our country.
Guest Speaker
Sir.
Guest Speaker
Democrats have control of the White House now.
Guest Speaker
They didn't in 2020.
Guest Speaker
If they are going around stealing elections.
Interviewee
When you say Democrats have control now.
Guest Speaker
Of the White House.
Interviewee
Yeah.
Guest Speaker
So why didn't they steal this election since they have more power now?
Interviewee
Because I think it was too big to rig.
Guest Speaker
So you won't.
Interviewee
Too big to rig to the people.
Guest Speaker
Who say that you're now directing your justice department to investigate 2020 and they want to move precious resources.
Guest Speaker
Is that what you want them to do?
Interviewee
Just so you know, I have the right to do that, but I'm not interested in that.
Guest Speaker
You're not.
Guest Speaker
You're not.
Interviewee
I'm not interested.
Interviewee
The absolute right.
Interviewee
I'm the chief law enforcement officer.
Interviewee
You do know that?
Interviewee
I'm the president.
Interviewee
I'm the.
Interviewee
But I'm not interested in that.
Interviewee
You know what I'm interested in?
Interviewee
Drilling and getting prices down and stopping people from pouring into our border that come from prisons and mental institutions.
Host
I mean, that's a perfect answer.
Co-Host
That's the sound job right there.
Host
Oops.
Host
Like, sorry.
Co-Host
Oops.
Host
Whoopsie daisy.
Host
Whoopsie daisy.
Co-Host
Not.
Co-Host
It's not wrong.
Co-Host
We have entire.
Co-Host
We have millions and millions of people in this country that should not be here.
Host
But I.
Host
I'll tell you what.
Host
There's two things I noticed in this interview that I think disarmed her.
Host
The first thing was there was not a desk between them.
Host
And she had to sit there openly in front of him, face to face, not that far away.
Host
And he was leaning forward.
Host
Forward, like almost.
Host
I.
Host
I'm gonna say aggressively, like meaningful, assertive.
Host
There's A great word.
Co-Host
Assertive person.
Host
Yes.
Co-Host
That's his personality.
Co-Host
That's his personality, exactly.
Co-Host
Not a bullshitter.
Co-Host
He's front and center.
Co-Host
And you.
Co-Host
That's how you read him?
Co-Host
That's how you read.
Co-Host
He's straight.
Co-Host
Like, I don't think as much as he is.
Co-Host
Can be distasteful with some of his statements.
Co-Host
You can read him.
Co-Host
He's straight up.
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
So, like, there's no.
Co-Host
What he says is, I think exactly how he feels.
Co-Host
He doesn't.
Co-Host
I don't think he bullshits.
Host
When he.
Host
When she interviews other people, there's a desk between them.
Host
Like, she feels like there's, you know, it's like a safe.
Host
Like she's a safe distance away or they are coming in via, you know, Internet or something like that.
Co-Host
Right.
Host
She was so turned.
Host
Turned by Trump.
Host
She was ready to squirt.
Host
Jesus Christ.
Host
Budwegger.
Host
Pudvager's all juiced up.
Host
What the hell happened?
Host
We started talking about motorcycle hugs.
Host
Yeah, we got every.
Host
We got the whole chat all juiced up, man.
Host
Ready to blow.
Co-Host
We're very good at what we do.
Host
Yes, we are.
Host
But it's gonna.
Host
I mean, listen, January 20th cannot get here fast enough, to be quite honest with you.
Co-Host
I know.
Host
Like, I'm nervous.
Host
All right, So I didn't bring this up.
Host
I didn't have time.
Host
I'm going to throw a curveball at you, bud.
Co-Host
Bugger says the cuddlebug story fired us.
Host
I'm telling you, that's what it was.
Host
See, it's the cuddlebug story.
Host
All right, so our governor of the state of New Jersey was questioned today, idiot Phil Murphy, about the drones, and nobody seems to know what's going on with these drones.
Co-Host
Don't.
Co-Host
It's ridiculous.
Host
All right, so where are your.
Host
Where's your stance now?
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
I'm not delighted.
Co-Host
The.
Co-Host
Well, so the past couple days, all I can see on Facebook, in the local groups is there's drones there.
Co-Host
People are checking in.
Co-Host
Drones here, drones there, drones here, drones there.
Co-Host
So I'm not sure what is going on and what.
Co-Host
And I.
Co-Host
I wouldn't be surprised if people owned drones and are just sending them up just to.
Co-Host
With other people, because that's what we do.
Host
You realize they're the size of an suv, right?
Host
They're like the size of a car.
Co-Host
I understand that, but there are still people who put their drones up.
Host
Not the size.
Host
No one has a drone the size of a car.
Co-Host
I understand that, but I think people are still with their neighbors.
Co-Host
But, yes, I Don't know what is happening with the drone situation.
Co-Host
It's ridiculous.
Host
All right, so I've seen the same Facebook videos that you have, and this one person had the.
Host
His drone.
Host
He had a drone and he says, saw the drone.
Host
He says, you know what?
Host
I'm going to send my drone up to video.
Host
This drone, it started going up.
Host
It got maybe 150ft in the air, and all of a sudden it was fully charged.
Host
All of a sudden it died, crapped out and crashed.
Host
And when he went and found it, because he went and found it, all the video was gone.
Host
Like, like kind of erased it.
Co-Host
They fried it.
Host
Well, so I don't know.
Host
I'm thinking it can be one of three things, right?
Host
Either they are aliens, you know, another life form that are kind of just buzzing around.
Host
So we're getting used to them so they can land and get out and, you know, give us a nanu, nanu, live long and prosper phone home.
Host
Or these are military drones that they are using to test.
Host
But why so many and why all over New Jersey?
Host
That doesn't make.
Host
And not.
Host
Not only New Jersey, they're over Arizona.
Host
They're all over the place.
Host
Like, they're.
Host
They're all.
Co-Host
There's a ton in New Jersey, though.
Co-Host
There.
Co-Host
There's a massive amount.
Co-Host
I get that over in New Jersey.
Co-Host
So I feel like if it's the mill, if it's the military, and I'm pretty sure it is at this point, they're like.
Co-Host
It just balls out.
Co-Host
Like, just go, like, release them all and see.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Why don't we have like, jets going out there to take a look at them and video.
Host
Why aren't that.
Host
Why isn't that.
Co-Host
So you think it's us, it's our guys doing it?
Co-Host
Because why would we send jets out to investigate our own drones?
Host
Have you called Uncle Buzz to see if he knows anything?
Co-Host
No, I have not called.
Co-Host
He's not my uncle.
Co-Host
Although I will say it was still very cool to meet him.
Co-Host
So.
Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Even though you don't believe him, but.
Host
No, I don't.
Host
Of course, we've never sent.
Host
There's never been anything that went through the radiation belt and come back alive.
Host
Except in 1967 when they sent somebody out there in a tin foil thing and then.
Host
And then they came back and they were fine.
Host
There's no way.
Host
There's no way that we went to the moon.
Host
I don't care what anybody says.
Host
We might have shot up there and put it on the moon, but there's no way People went to the moon.
Host
Look, just telling you, that's all.
Co-Host
So what.
Co-Host
What movie theater did we use their sound stage?
Host
Well, you don't think that they can find it?
Host
You don't think they have a movie theater sound stage that they could use to do this?
Host
Of course they did.
Host
Okay, you know, this is 1967 or 69.
Host
Oh, 69 to 72, I think it was that they did this.
Host
Sorry, I don't.
Host
I don't get it.
Host
Okay, all right, moving along.
Host
Moving right along.
Co-Host
Changing the subject.
Host
Here we go.
Guest Speaker
The jury has reached a unanimous verdict in the case of Daniel Penny.
Guest Speaker
He's been found not guilty on the charge of criminally negligent homicide.
Guest Speaker
Now, remember what was on at stake here.
Guest Speaker
The jury could not agree on manslaughter.
Host
They.
Guest Speaker
They failed to agree twice.
Guest Speaker
The judge gave them another bite at the apple.
Guest Speaker
On this lesser charge, negligent, they now say not guilty.
Co-Host
All right, I.
Co-Host
First of all, I love Harris Faulkner.
Host
I do, too.
Host
She's one of the good ones.
Co-Host
She's fun.
Host
Just saying.
Co-Host
Good one what?
Co-Host
Reporters?
Host
Black people.
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Host
She's one of the good black people.
Co-Host
Oh, my goodness.
Host
Because I'll tell you what.
Host
Because we're going to get into this, and there's a lot of them that.
Host
I'll tell you what, I've never wanted to use the N word on some of these people as much as I've wanted to use them on the.
Host
On these next couple slides that I'm going to show you right now.
Host
Because I'm not going to.
Co-Host
Thank you.
Host
Just saying.
Host
I want to, because I really believe they deserve it.
Host
Because here's the thing.
Host
Daniel Penny was.
Host
They were trying him because he was white.
Host
That's all.
Co-Host
Because I think if it was the circumstances, if he was a black person.
Host
That did this, there would have been nothing.
Host
All right?
Host
If this was a black person choking a white person, nothing.
Host
If this was a white person choking a white person, nothing.
Host
They wouldn't have done anything.
Host
And there's proof is in the pudding.
Host
Because there's been plenty of people that have had.
Host
That killed people in New York City, and they have not been prosecuted.
Host
There's plenty of them.
Co-Host
New York City has not been doing well by their citizens.
Host
No, they have not.
Co-Host
No.
Host
Okay, so now black lives matter.
Host
Like they haven't built the country out of enough money.
Host
They reared their ugly head again because white man killed a black man.
Host
Because that's all.
Host
This is over.
Host
And that piece of shit Alvin Bragg become a racist.
Host
Yeah, yeah.
Co-Host
It's annoying, right?
Host
So they've broken so many laws, like there is no justice in New York City.
Host
They just do whatever the fuck they want.
Host
And if that doesn't work out, they don't give a shit about the rules or the laws.
Host
They just do whatever they want.
Host
All right, first of all, even in the judges notes to the jury, they said if you don't find them guilty here, then you can't find them guilty for the second charge.
Host
Then they threw out the first charge.
Host
Like that's even.
Host
Like you should even.
Host
You shouldn't even be able to do that.
Host
Like no one does that.
Host
This is the first time that's been done.
Co-Host
It felt kind of dirty the way that they set that up.
Co-Host
I was like, okay.
Host
So then they do that and then they send them back in and within an hour or two they come back and they're not guilty.
Host
And Black Lives Matter is very upset.
Host
Here we go.
Host
We need some black vigilantes.
Host
That's right.
Host
That's right.
Host
People want to jump up and choke us and kill us for being loud.
Co-Host
No.
Co-Host
Well, first of all, it wasn't because he was loud.
Co-Host
No, because he was threatening.
Co-Host
He was threatening.
Co-Host
There were people terrified for their children, for their own lives.
Co-Host
That's what this was.
Co-Host
And nobody stepped up.
Co-Host
And unfortunately for, for Penny, he stood up as a military guy.
Co-Host
He stood up and, and, and put this gentle, this young man in a chokehold.
Co-Host
Now everybody can Monday morning quarterback this.
Co-Host
It's.
Co-Host
It was sad.
Co-Host
Nobody should die.
Co-Host
No, he shouldn't have died.
Co-Host
He was loaded full of drugs.
Co-Host
It was a bad situation.
Co-Host
There was no, there was no good result.
Co-Host
A result to the end of this.
Co-Host
And it's a shame.
Co-Host
It's a shame.
Co-Host
But he was also failed by the system for two dozen times.
Co-Host
I get that let out.
Co-Host
It was just awful.
Host
Listen, if we choked black people because they were allowed, there'd be dead bodies all over the place.
Co-Host
Oh my God.
Host
In movie theaters, at Walmart.
Host
I mean, this is ridiculous.
Co-Host
It's not because they're loud.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
When they attempt to oppress us.
Host
I'm tired.
Host
I'm tired too.
Co-Host
Why does she keep repeating I'm tired.
Host
I'm tired too?
Host
Yes.
Host
Daniel Parent.
Host
Penny just gave him a motorcycle hug.
Host
He's absolutely 100 right.
Co-Host
Here.
Host
We got some more Black Lives Matter.
Host
This lady.
Host
Another one.
Host
I'd love to call the N word.
Commentator
People who keep asking, are we going to riot?
Commentator
Are we going to protest?
Commentator
Is that what's needed?
Commentator
Do glass have to break?
Commentator
Do cars have to burn for a black man to get justice in America.
Host
He did get justice.
Host
Yeah, well, the justice should have came when everybody realized that this man needed help because he's been arrested.
Host
What about the 67 year old woman he punched in the face and broke her nose and broke her orbital socket?
Host
Or the other gentleman that was in his 70s that he also punched?
Host
This guy has been arrested.
Host
He showed up there, it was like two dozen times and said that somebody's going to die today.
Host
Well, he was right.
Host
He just didn't realize it was going to be him.
Host
The guy, Daniel Perry, all he did was give him a motorcycle hug and it lasted a little too long or whatever.
Host
They don't even, they can't even say.
Co-Host
That the chokehold, an extended hug for sure.
Host
They can't even say the restraint that, the restraint hold that he put on them was what killed him.
Host
They don't even know if that's, they can't even prove that.
Co-Host
There's two.
Co-Host
Yeah, there was two arguments on that side.
Co-Host
Some.
Co-Host
One, of course the prosecutor said yes and the defense said no because it was this.
Co-Host
But he was also loaded with all these drugs in his system.
Co-Host
Plus he had sickle cell and other issues.
Host
Right.
Host
So while there was plenty of times where he was thrown in the sickle cell, but then they let him out.
Co-Host
Well, he should have not.
Co-Host
The problem is, is not addressing people who have mental health issues, not addressing people who commit crimes.
Co-Host
You can't just let them back out.
Co-Host
And this is what happens.
Co-Host
And here's the thing, it's.
Co-Host
Something else is going to happen and it's unfortunate because if you're in a subway, you're kind of trapped in the subway.
Co-Host
This is why I don't take the subways.
Co-Host
When I visit New York, I will pay, I will pay any amount of money to take a cab or an Uber.
Co-Host
There's no way you're getting me down in the subway, you know, because you're trapped.
Co-Host
You're trapped with people who are crazy.
Co-Host
There are some people that are just crazy.
Co-Host
They or guy was crazy down in the subway.
Host
They should, they should make it.
Host
Where?
Host
At the edge of the dot, at the edge of the platform, a thing should come up like a shield where they can't push people onto the tracks.
Co-Host
Well, that's terrifying to begin with.
Co-Host
What does that cost?
Host
Well, it doesn't matter because again, you don't need people pushing.
Host
Or you know what you could do is have like a safe zone where you have it up in one area so people could sit there and wait and then they can't get Pushed on tracks.
Co-Host
And then they don't even have benches.
Host
Right.
Co-Host
Homeless people.
Host
Right.
Host
So then when the.
Host
When the.
Host
So when the train comes in, the thing comes down and then you can go.
Host
It's like anything else.
Host
There's got to be some kind of railing there.
Host
You know, there's.
Host
It's really against any kind of OSHA building permit kind of thing, because if there's any kind of fall that's even further than four feet, there has to be protection for it.
Host
It's not on subways.
Host
They've never been able to do it because back in the day, motherfuckers didn't push people off the platform.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
For fun.
Co-Host
When I went to Texas, I was in San Antonio and we did the River Walk.
Co-Host
And when you walked along the river and on either side were shops and this and that, and they had little.
Co-Host
Little boats that went through, and there was no fence or anything to stop you.
Co-Host
If you leaned over, you'd have tipped in.
Co-Host
Like, if somebody could have pushed you in very easily.
Co-Host
But in Texas, they might have shot you before you tried to do that to somebody.
Co-Host
But my point being is, you know, where's the line?
Co-Host
Like, do you keep just building things so somebody doesn't break the rules?
Co-Host
Or like, where do you address that?
Host
The line was used to have police down there and patrolling things.
Host
And then they would also arrest people for this bullshit.
Host
And once they got arrested, they stayed the fucking jail.
Host
And what that was was a deterrent so people wouldn't do this bullshit anymore.
Host
And when people.
Host
Again, the guy, Jordan Neely, who's the one that died, he was failed by the New York City police.
Co-Host
His family failed him, and then everybody failed him.
Host
Speaking of his family.
Host
So this piece of shit father of his left him out there homeless, out on the street, didn't give a shit about him.
Host
Now of a sudden, he's dead and he sees a payday.
Host
Listen to this.
Host
Fucking.
Host
This made me want to vomit.
Co-Host
Cashing in, it's going to sue the city.
Co-Host
I just want to say I miss my son.
Host
I miss my son.
Host
But since I'm going to get him.
Co-Host
I left him when he was 2.
Host
Yeah, I've been since.
Host
I'm going to get him a million billion Brazilian dollars.
Host
I.
Host
You know, it what might help the pain that I missed my son.
Host
My son didn't have to go through this.
Host
I bet you this couldn't pick.
Co-Host
Been there and helped him.
Host
I bet you he couldn't pick his son out in a lineup with five other.
Host
With five white people.
Host
He couldn't pick his son out.
Co-Host
I didn't have to go through this either.
Co-Host
It hurts.
Co-Host
Does it?
Co-Host
Really, really hurts.
Co-Host
What are we going to do, people?
Co-Host
What's going to happen to us now?
Host
No, if you break the law, nothing even mean.
Host
Yeah, if you don't break the law, nothing's going to happen to you.
Host
That's the thing.
Co-Host
It's, it's.
Co-Host
Look, it's a sad situation.
Co-Host
Nobody should have died.
Co-Host
Nobody should have been put in that position.
Co-Host
You know, I'm pretty sure if Daniel Penny looked back and said, well, do I restrain this guy or do I just say fuck it?
Co-Host
You know, I'm sure looking back, he'd have said it.
Co-Host
I don't want to deal with it.
Co-Host
But the problem is like he was threatening.
Co-Host
Nobody helped this young man for years.
Co-Host
For years.
Co-Host
He had two.
Co-Host
Was it two dozen plus arrests.
Co-Host
They let him back out.
Co-Host
He was just floating around in the system because nobody wanted to deal with him.
Co-Host
This is what happens when you have mentally ill people on the streets because there is no place for them.
Co-Host
Because we have now set up society where it's you either go to jail or we just let you back out.
Host
Well, the other thing is this is racism at its finest.
Host
All right?
Host
For the simple fact that if it happens, if it's a white guy, if it's a black guy that kills a black guy, no one gives a shit.
Host
It's a white person that kills a white person, no one gives a shit.
Host
If it's a white person that kills a black person, then all of a sudden it's systemic racism.
Host
And you know, we have to go through all this and then.
Host
And they're oppressed and 400 years of slavery and all this other anti racist.
Co-Host
Well, okay, like, like he just, like I think this, this Penny saw somebody threatening and stopped it.
Co-Host
I don't think he went, he's a black guy.
Co-Host
I can't wait to kill him.
Co-Host
Like, I don't think that went through his head.
Host
Did not want to kill him.
Host
Yeah, he did not want to kill him.
Co-Host
Sure.
Co-Host
You know, and like I said before, you can Monday morning quarterback this all day forever.
Co-Host
Forever.
Co-Host
I'm pretty sure that Penny would not want to have wanted this, well, that young man to die.
Host
So, so now they're stopped him.
Host
They're complaining about two things.
Host
They're complaining, one is that now that this is over, now they're saying that vigilantes feel like they're emboldened to go do this again.
Host
I would not do this again.
Host
But the other thing is that now they're afraid that, you know, why would you do this?
Host
Why would you do it?
Host
Now, this is before this trial took place.
Host
And Michael Clark Duncan, who was on msnbc, was on there.
Host
And this is when he had a wig on.
Host
And this is where he was talking about this case again in a very racist way.
Commentator
Nevermind that Daniel Penny has not, at least as of now, volunteered to be the right's next George Zimmerman or Kyle.
Guest Speaker
Rittenhouse, two vigilante heroes of the right.
Commentator
Who are beloved and famous among Republicans solely for killing people who they believe need killing.
Co-Host
Wow.
Host
What a piece of.
Co-Host
Holy shit.
Co-Host
That's a terrible thing to say.
Host
No one said that.
Co-Host
He just went down there and said, who am I gonna kill today?
Host
No, you know who I need to kill today?
Host
I need to kill black people.
Host
No one said that.
Co-Host
I need to find a crackhead.
Host
Right?
Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Threatening people.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Co-Host
Okay.
Commentator
And getting acquitted for it at trial.
Co-Host
How does she get to say that?
Commentator
Conservative must be heavily armed and empowered to kill at will with your handgun, your AR15, or even with your bare hands.
Commentator
Anyone who makes you feel threatened or.
Guest Speaker
Uncomfortable anywhere, anytime, at your front door, in your driveway, driving by a Black.
Commentator
Lives Matter rally on the.
Commentator
Or on the terrifying, scary black man filled New York subway.
Host
You know something?
Host
I want to pray.
Co-Host
Wow, does she ride the fucking subway?
Host
Hang on.
Host
I want to pray.
Co-Host
I'd love to see her on the subway.
Host
Can I pray?
Host
Dear Lord, please, please allow Joy Reed to be where she has to go down in the subway and ride a subway train.
Host
And at some point, please, Lord, bring one of these homeless black people that are just hungry that need a meal on her train.
Host
Let them threaten her.
Host
Let them terrorize her.
Host
Let them.
Host
I'm not going to say attack, but make her believe that she is going to be attacked.
Host
And then as she's crying out for people to help, men, men who can actually defend a woman, men that can stand up to a threat like this.
Host
And they all sit on their hands and do nothing.
Host
So she can be.
Host
And if there is a hell, and I hope there is, that's what I hope for Michael Clark Duncan, that she is.
Host
She goes to hell and she has to ride a subway and every stop, one crazy motherfucker gets on after the other and just runs up and down and terrorizes her.
Host
If there's a God.
Co-Host
All right, that was a very.
Host
Oh, I'm sorry.
Co-Host
Rant.
Co-Host
Hold on for her to.
Host
Amen.
Host
Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Host
What?
Co-Host
Peace be with you.
Co-Host
No, that was.
Co-Host
That was like a horrifying rant of what she said.
Co-Host
Yeah, like her, like just to, to go on and say such incorrect information like this guy went out looking to kill somebody like that.
Co-Host
Essentially she accused him of just being a racist man who wants to kill black people.
Co-Host
Yeah, that's what she said.
Host
That's all.
Co-Host
I mean, that's.
Co-Host
How do you, how could you say that?
Co-Host
How can she say that with no repercussions?
Host
Because she's a race baiting piece of human garbage.
Host
That's why.
Co-Host
Awful.
Co-Host
Why would you say that?
Co-Host
But this guy doesn't want to go down to history like that.
Co-Host
I'm pretty sure if he looked back and said, I don't want to do that, you know.
Co-Host
No, he thought he was doing the right thing.
Co-Host
He's protecting people because people were terrified.
Co-Host
People testified they were terrified of him.
Co-Host
Well, and he helped.
Co-Host
He stopped him from going after people.
Co-Host
Unfortunately, the whole.
Co-Host
Didn't you know he died.
Host
Yep, that's what happened.
Host
Now, listen, I don't normally say this.
Host
Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever said it.
Host
Let me think.
Host
Nope, Never said this.
Host
There was a kerfuffle on the View today and I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but I believe Whoopi was right.
Commentator
He does this to keep you all in a panic.
Commentator
He does it to make you all do this and talk about him.
Commentator
And it's so terrible.
Commentator
But all we have to do from now until January 21st is be with our families, be with our kids, do our jobs, make sure our checks don't bounce, make sure that we are taking care of ourselves and our families.
Commentator
Whatever he's going to do, he's going to do.
Commentator
But do take our word for it.
Commentator
Things seem to move slowly because, yeah, they didn't come get Hillary, but he has other people who are ready to go.
Commentator
But I don't think that they can just go out and do what they wanted.
Host
Okay, so here they go.
Host
They all start talking over each other.
Host
Yeah, all the chickens.
Host
And so Whoopi and Anna Navarro get into it.
Commentator
I told you last week, I disagree with you when you say that because.
Co-Host
No, because we have the luxury of saying that because we're legal.
Commentator
We are successful.
Commentator
We are.
Co-Host
Let's.
Host
They're playing the music out now because they know they don't want this fight.
Co-Host
They don't listen play over this.
Co-Host
Legal immigrant in this country.
Commentator
You're not going to be.
Co-Host
Not in a panic.
Commentator
If you are a woman working for the Department of Defense, you have a right to be in a panic.
Commentator
You tell people to stay fraught and like this, that is.
Commentator
I'm telling people to prepare Whoopi.
Host
I'm telling people, you know what she should do?
Host
Prepare me a sandwich.
Commentator
Are prepared.
Co-Host
So that means.
Commentator
I'm saying that means that they can be relaxing and enjoying Christmas.
Commentator
No, it doesn't mean that when winter is coming.
Commentator
No, it does.
Commentator
You know what?
Commentator
I'm sorry.
Co-Host
I mean, I.
Commentator
Winter is here, right?
Commentator
Winter's been with us.
Commentator
And my point is we can lay down and do nothing for the next 15 days and then be freaking out for the next four.
Commentator
Or we have a privileged position that a lot of we have affected.
Host
You know what's wrong with that?
Co-Host
I know what she's yelling about.
Co-Host
What is she fussing about?
Host
The problem is that we are from a privileged position.
Host
I think we are from a privileged position.
Host
And they're going to come and get me because I speak with an accent.
Co-Host
She's Hispanic, not Indian, but it doesn't matter.
Co-Host
What is she yelling?
Co-Host
What is she yelling at?
Co-Host
I don't understand what her point is.
Host
No, it does.
Co-Host
About illegal immigrants.
Host
No one understands what goes on there.
Co-Host
She.
Co-Host
Is she illegal?
Host
No, but it doesn't matter.
Co-Host
Shut the up.
Host
Exactly.
Co-Host
Fine.
Host
Yes.
Host
Damn.
Host
I wish I didn't talk over that.
Host
That would have been a great drop to shut the fuck up.
Host
Oh, you know what?
Commentator
I have it.
Host
I have it isolated.
Host
Okay, I'll have that on the board.
Co-Host
Oh, no.
Host
Listen, I can't wait for you to go back and watch this because you are definitely noticeably inebriated.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
I thought.
Co-Host
I thought I was holding that really well.
Host
No, not at all.
Host
Not at all.
Host
All right.
Host
You want to bring up the podcast shout outs?
Co-Host
Oh, my God.
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
Yes, I will absolutely do so.
Co-Host
I would be.
Co-Host
Del, I have conversation.
Co-Host
Be quiet.
Host
I'm sorry.
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
La la la la.
Host
314 Comments?
Host
Man.
Host
Hey, listen, Chat.
Host
Thank you so much.
Host
Seriously.
Host
Before we get into the podcast shout outs, the people that show up for the show.
Host
I love the people that show up for the show.
Host
And they're in our discord and they're a lot of fun and.
Host
God damn you, Bob.
Host
This segment is sponsored by boxed wine.
Host
Is it boxed wine?
Co-Host
It's not.
Host
It's not.
Host
Okay.
Host
How dare you, Bob?
Host
Thinking that the Duchess would drink Class.
Co-Host
Mine comes out of a bottle.
Host
That's right.
Host
With a cork, not a screw cap.
Host
What do you think this is?
Host
Boone's Farm strawberry?
Host
How dare you.
Co-Host
It's the finest Pinot Grigio around the.
Host
Screw top penis What?
Host
Anyhow, I know I do.
Host
It's been a blast this year being part of the, you know, having you guys come in here.
Host
I love doing the live streaming.
Host
I think, you know, I've.
Host
With all the playing around that I do, I think we finally got a good system here.
Host
And you know what?
Host
I'm loving the stream yard.
Host
I'm loving the stream yard.
Host
I think it's worth.
Co-Host
It's much easier.
Host
It seems to be working.
Host
It cost me 800 and almost 900 fucking dollars for a year.
Host
But besides that, you're insane.
Host
Whatever.
Host
You know something?
Host
We talked about this Saturday night, I did an impromptu thing because I set up a podcasting workstation where I can move things in and out.
Co-Host
You did?
Co-Host
It was fun, right?
Host
And we talked about this.
Host
And I might throw something up where there's.
Host
You can go and there's a Venmo link or something.
Host
If you want to throw us.
Host
If you feel like this gives you value, you want to throw us five, ten dollars or something, that's fine.
Host
I'm not asking for it, but if you feel like that would help, that would be great.
Host
Oh, Ken says he's got moonshine in a box.
Host
Wow.
Co-Host
Oh, you know, I tried moonshine when we went to Tennessee last year.
Co-Host
It was awful.
Host
Really?
Co-Host
Well, see, I took it.
Co-Host
I got ordered it at the restaurant, and it was whatever it was mixed in a drink, and I took a sip and I was literally like.
Co-Host
I took a swig and I was like, back in the cup.
Co-Host
I was like, oh, no, it was so bad.
Co-Host
I tried it a couple of times, but I couldn't.
Host
You get really good moonshine.
Host
It's not bad.
Host
But the other thing, what they do is they make this.
Host
It's called apple pie, where they take a cinnamon stick and then they cut it with apple cider.
Host
God damn, is that good?
Host
Because I have a friend.
Co-Host
Oh, I might have to try that.
Host
I have a friend that used to make shine.
Host
And then he would send a couple jars my way.
Host
A couple Mason jars my way.
Host
And they didn't last long.
Host
You just.
Host
You put that over an ice cube and just a little sipping on that.
Co-Host
I'm telling you, I tried.
Co-Host
I tried.
Co-Host
I can't.
Co-Host
I can't seem to handle, like, really strong.
Co-Host
I couldn't drink the freaking old fashioned deuce made.
Co-Host
Oh, my God, they were so strong.
Co-Host
It was like, even with the ice and water, I couldn't.
Co-Host
I couldn't do it.
Co-Host
So that's why you ended up drinking yours plus mine.
Host
Right?
Host
And then I look like you right now inebriated.
Host
All right, let's get into some.
Co-Host
Look inebriated.
Host
Yes, you do.
Host
I can't wait to you.
Host
I can't wait for you to watch this.
Co-Host
I'm not watching this.
Host
Watch it.
Co-Host
I'm sorry, Chad.
Host
Here we go.
Co-Host
All right.
Co-Host
So Brand X Podcast, who are those guys with Deuce and John Jamingo.
Host
That's right.
Host
And the TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam Hall.
Host
I listened to their show the other day.
Host
Those guys.
Host
I'm sorry, they do crack me up.
Co-Host
They are so funny.
Co-Host
They have one that we dropping I think in the next day or two.
Host
It's filthy.
Host
Filthy.
Host
Guys, Bob would be great on that show.
Host
Remember?
Host
Bob would be great on that show.
Co-Host
Yeah, absolutely.
Co-Host
Absolutely.
Co-Host
Shitty song of the week with Red and Teresa.
Host
I hear we are going on there.
Host
I hear sometime in January, we are supposed to be going on there.
Host
That should be a hoot.
Host
I can't wait.
Host
I shake my head with Lisa and Sam.
Host
They are in the Boomer Bunker fantasy football playoffs.
Host
Lisa, this is the last week for it.
Host
Now you're in the playoffs.
Host
I'm out.
Host
I got.
Host
My team sucked.
Co-Host
I think I'm in the playoffs.
Co-Host
I've lost, like four in a row.
Host
Oh, you might not be.
Host
Oh, my God.
Host
Imagine that.
Co-Host
But I'm, like, tied for second with, like, three people.
Co-Host
So, like.
Co-Host
I don't know.
Co-Host
I don't know.
Host
Next year, eight teams.
Host
That's it.
Host
So we can get more.
Host
We need too many teams.
Host
It was my mistake.
Host
I put too many teams in there.
Co-Host
It's fun, though.
Co-Host
I enjoy.
Co-Host
I enjoy all the teams.
Host
I do.
Host
But no, we need.
Host
We need to be able to get players.
Host
I.
Host
I didn't have a tight end this.
Host
I had no tight end this week because all my.
Host
They were on buys and hurt and shit, and there's no players.
Co-Host
Can't do it when my tight end is problematic.
Host
Yeah, you hate it when your tight end is.
Host
When your tight end is on the IR list now for four weeks.
Co-Host
I love my tight end.
Host
Sure.
Host
I mean, who doesn't?
Co-Host
George Kittle when he's.
Host
Oh, that tight end.
Host
I'm sorry.
Host
Yeah, what you were talking about when you get a motorcycle hung or a donkey punch, whatever.
Host
All right, what's next?
Co-Host
The Weathered Report with Bruce, Jason and Ken and Duchess.
Host
She's on every morning.
Host
That's her second show.
Co-Host
That's.
Co-Host
That's their morning.
Co-Host
Well, that's the morning one, right?
Host
Oh, that's the Weathered View.
Co-Host
We have one weekly that we do every Sunday.
Host
So if you go On Twitter.
Co-Host
On X Bases.
Co-Host
Yeah.
Host
X Spaces.
Host
Bruce does the Weathered view every morning, 9am Eastern, 6am Pacific, and do your calculations wherever you live.
Host
And the Duchess is on there every.
Host
Every day, usually.
Co-Host
I try.
Co-Host
It's fun.
Host
Absolutely.
Host
Do a great job.
Host
But that's your second.
Host
That's your second podcast.
Co-Host
They allow me to come on and yip yap.
Co-Host
It's fun.
Host
The Po Boys podcast with that motherfucker Jody B.
Host
Now, here's the thing.
Host
Jody couldn't believe it.
Host
An episode came out and he interviews Eric Zane's co host on who are these broadcasts.
Host
I could see his face and now I can't think of his name.
Co-Host
Christian Black.
Host
Christian Blatt.
Host
Thank you.
Host
God damn it.
Host
I hate that.
Co-Host
I listened.
Host
Okay.
Host
I have not listened yet because they.
Co-Host
Kept bringing up Eric and it's like, oh, really?
Host
Did my name.
Host
Did my name ever pop up in that whole thing?
Co-Host
I think you may have.
Co-Host
They hinted at you hinted?
Host
You mean they talk about Eric and I get a hint like they.
Co-Host
I may have fallen asleep through it because it's.
Co-Host
It was long.
Co-Host
And they.
Co-Host
I have to listen again.
Host
Come on.
Host
Because I don't.
Host
Again.
Host
I don't know when this was recorded, because sometimes Jody record something a while ago.
Host
Yeah.
Host
So it might not have been when we had the dust up.
Host
When I was doing who are these Nitwits?
Host
And I was supposed to go on who are these Pod?
Host
And then Eric probably put the kibosh on all that.
Co-Host
Well, because he can't stand competitions.
Host
Well, he just can't stand people making fun of him.
Host
He can make fun of whoever he wants to, but nobody can make fun of him.
Co-Host
Well, that's different.
Host
That is different.
Co-Host
Duh.
Co-Host
All right.
Co-Host
The Fine Whining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.
Co-Host
So I have been chatting, I chatted with Jerry.
Co-Host
They have not dropped an episode lately.
Co-Host
Apparently there are some in the tank, but they are not released yet.
Host
Tank.
Host
Okay.
Host
Yeah.
Host
All right.
Co-Host
So I don't know.
Host
Shooting the Shiznit with Brian Trammel.
Host
I got it under the wire.
Host
Brian Trammel.
Co-Host
Good job.
Co-Host
They did the five minute.
Co-Host
Five minute segment, and Brian invited me on that last week, so it was fun.
Host
Let me check my email.
Co-Host
Do it.
Co-Host
He sends me.
Co-Host
He sends me a match to look at and then we talk about it.
Co-Host
Because I don't watch wrestling much, so I was like, we can watch older episodes.
Co-Host
Like, I'm more of an 80s wrestling fan.
Co-Host
So, yeah.
Host
Brian's all over Tick Tock.
Host
I see his Tick Tocks all the time.
Co-Host
He's he's on.
Co-Host
He's on Tick Tock.
Co-Host
He's on Twitter.
Co-Host
He's YouTube.
Co-Host
He's constantly doing.
Co-Host
If you're into wrestling.
Co-Host
Definitely check him out for sure.
Co-Host
The Bromigos podcast.
Host
Okay.
Host
They always got something to say, those Bromigos.
Co-Host
They do.
Host
They always got something to say.
Co-Host
Guess who I might be meeting up with on Friday.
Host
I don't know who we might be meeting.
Host
Oh, you might be Matt Mish, the Undercover Brother.
Host
The Undercover Brother.
Co-Host
Mr.
Co-Host
Matt Mish.
Host
Where the hell has this happened than that he's in.
Co-Host
Well, he's.
Co-Host
He lives in South Carolina now.
Host
Right.
Co-Host
He's coming up to Jersey for some things.
Co-Host
And, and I always had said to him, I was like, well, if you ever come back up, let me know.
Co-Host
Maybe we'll meet up.
Co-Host
So we're going to meet up for dinner.
Host
Oh, look at this.
Host
Very nice.
Co-Host
Nice.
Co-Host
It'll be fun to chat with him.
Co-Host
Okay.
Co-Host
He's young and so I'll buy him dinner.
Host
How about that?
Co-Host
He's.
Co-Host
He's kind of young.
Co-Host
It'll look like.
Co-Host
It'll be.
Co-Host
Look like mom and son having dinner together, so.
Host
Or Cougar and Victim.
Host
No, he's one or the other.
Host
Oh, that could be Cougar and Victim.
Co-Host
He's too young.
Host
Cougar and Victim.
Host
No, just checking titles.
Host
Titles for the show.
Host
The Am I canceled podcast with Edward.
Host
He's.
Host
He's got a new place.
Host
He's got good Internet now.
Host
He's doing shows, he's doing guest spots.
Host
He's got a new co host, Raven.
Host
I don't know if she's going to be a new co host.
Host
A lot of giggling.
Co-Host
I thought she was fun.
Co-Host
She made me laugh.
Host
She did a lot of giggling.
Host
I think they were both stoned when they did that last one.
Host
A lot of giggling.
Host
Not 100, sure.
Co-Host
But I enjoyed the episode.
Co-Host
She made me laugh.
Co-Host
I was food shopping.
Co-Host
While I was listening, I kept giggling out loud.
Co-Host
So got some strange looks.
Co-Host
Wheelbarrow full of dick with Mike Travis and drunk.
Host
Always good.
Host
He was in here tonight earlier.
Co-Host
Yes.
Co-Host
Mike is very talented.
Co-Host
Like, he has some.
Co-Host
He has some great interviews.
Co-Host
He reaches out to a lot of different people for a lot of different subjects.
Co-Host
So it's always interesting.
Host
And his podcast is very, very well produced.
Host
One of the.
Host
Yes, one of the best well produced podcasts, independent podcasts that I've.
Host
That I've ever heard, to be honest with you.
Host
He does a great job with it and he's doing it for over 700 episodes.
Host
So he's.
Host
He's the man knows what he's doing.
Co-Host
Yes, he does.
Host
All right.
Host
I had to say it with Aaron.
Host
He's back.
Host
He is definitely, definitely back.
Host
It's fun to listen to.
Host
You know, it's funny.
Host
I listened to a show the other day.
Host
Damn it.
Host
Hang on one second.
Host
Let me find this.
Host
Because it's.
Host
It's like this show.
Host
All right, give me one second.
Host
This show, it would be Aaron if Aaron did lewds.
Host
It's really weird.
Host
It's kind of the same genre.
Host
It's exactly who I thought it would be.
Host
It's called the Larry show.
Host
If you want to check out his show, the Larry Show.
Host
But he's, like, really calm and cool and collected and does this podcast.
Host
And he would be Aaron if Aaron was, like, stoned.
Co-Host
I think Aaron was on the Weathered Report last night for Sunday night broadcast.
Co-Host
And.
Co-Host
And he's just interesting.
Co-Host
So they.
Co-Host
They had a good show last night.
Co-Host
So it wasn't.
Co-Host
It was fun to listen to.
Co-Host
So I'm glad they had Aaron on.
Co-Host
So our last show would be the Moriety show, which is currently, I believe, is going on hiatus for a little bit because she got caught up with a lot of family and work issues.
Co-Host
I did an interview with her.
Co-Host
I'm not sure when that's dropping.
Co-Host
At least she said she's got things going on.
Co-Host
She didn't just ghost people like, you know, Cheese and Mike and Jerry that.
Co-Host
So I would rather at least know they're going on hiatus.
Co-Host
Just hope somebody's going to drop something.
Host
All right, I get it.
Host
So I understand.
Co-Host
She just said this is what it is, and I'm okay with that.
Co-Host
That's the way it is.
Co-Host
It's what it is.
Host
Okay, wait a minute.
Host
I'm trying to find my outro music, if I can even find it.
Co-Host
Who's playing tonight in football?
Host
Who cares?
Host
I think it's Joe Burrow.
Host
Isn't it the Bengals.
Co-Host
Ugh, Bengals.
Co-Host
Who fucking care?
Host
Exactly.
Host
That's what I'm saying.
Co-Host
Fucking suck.
Host
Exactly.
Co-Host
Now I gotta look.
Co-Host
Oh, it's.
Co-Host
Oh, it's the Bengals and the Cowboys.
Host
My rides.
Host
My rides here.
Host
All right, we gotta get out of here.
Co-Host
John Jamingo dead.
Co-Host
Let's knock on the door.
Host
What happened?
Host
Where's my music?
Co-Host
It happens when your daughters don't get in touch with you.
Host
There we go.
Co-Host
Nice.
Host
All right, everybody.
Co-Host
So much fun tonight.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Drunk.
Host
You should get drunk every night for the show.
Host
I can't wait for you to watch this back.
Co-Host
I don't want to watch it back.
Host
You'll be like, oh, no.
Host
Why did you let me podcast like that?
Co-Host
Sorry.
Host
Let you?
Host
I couldn't wait.
Host
It's like, don't say anything.
Host
Keep drinking.
Co-Host
I know.
Co-Host
That's my third class.
Co-Host
I'm like, oh, my God.
Host
All right, well, let's see if Thursday night, a sober duchess shows up.
Host
I say, I like drunk duchess.
Co-Host
I think it'll be sober.
Host
All our socials and how you can get in touch with us, they are all in the show notes of this podcast.
Host
And if you can't figure that out, boomerbunker.com thank you.
Host
Boomerbunker.com Go over and check us out.
Co-Host
There and follow all our links.
Co-Host
Find the link tree.
Co-Host
Like, follow, subscribe, check us out everywhere.
Co-Host
Please share.
Host
You know what?
Host
I gotta say something.
Host
For being inebriated, you did a really, really good job tonight.
Co-Host
Thank you.
Co-Host
All right, everybody, I'm going to Discord.
Host
This is gonna be great.
Host
All right, everybody, we'll talk to you later.
Host
Have a good night.
Co-Host
Bye.