Sore Snapper | Episode 277

In this episode, Duchess and John Jamingo tackle contemporary issues, drawing listeners into a tapestry of humor, insight, and critical analysis.
The hosts kick things off with a light-hearted discussion about the absurdities of podcasting and the struggle to maintain focus, cleverly mirroring their chaotic format.
As they transition into the serious topic of drone sightings in New Jersey, the conversation grows increasingly intense, highlighting the intersection of media, politics, and public safety. They dissect the governor's responses, engaging with themes of accountability, transparency, and the often comedic disconnect between governmental assurances and public fears.
The episode also features a unique segment where they introduce a guest, Zipteye from the Planet Zig Zog, who adds an extraterrestrial twist to the discussion, further igniting the hosts, which is speculation about alien involvement in the drone phenomenon. Zipteye phenomenon
This blend of comedic elements with substantive political commentary creates a rich listening experience, urging the audience to reflect on the complexities of modern societal challenges while enjoying the hosts' engaging rapport.
Takeaways:
- A significant portion of the episode revolves around the recent drone sightings in New Jersey, sparking a lively debate.
- The conversation shifts to discussing controversial political figures and their policies, emphasizing personal opinions and frustrations.
- The episode touches on the complexities of modern dating and societal expectations regarding body image and health.
- The hosts reflect on the impact of media narratives on public perception, especially surrounding political events.
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00:00 - None
00:01 - Launching the Podcast
14:16 - Introduction of Zipteye
19:40 - The Drone Dilemma
36:03 - The Reality of Group Encounters
45:45 - The Dangers of Sexual Exploitation
59:26 - The Case of the Poisoned Orange Juice
01:04:13 - The Story of a Disturbing Abortion Experience
01:23:22 - The Complexity of DEI and Tokenism in Modern Workplaces
01:26:10 - The Trump Assassination Revelations
01:48:08 - Discussion on Race and Politics
01:52:21 - Game Day Predictions and Bets
All right, you guys, podcast time.
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We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
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Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
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Ready?
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I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
Duchess
Awesome.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.
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With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.
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First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it.
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The Duchess.
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And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.
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John Jamingo.
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Together, they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a P.
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Bucket anecdote or two.
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So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.
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Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.
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Hey, everybody, it's Thursday night.
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I'm John Domingo.
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My host over here with a blood alcohol content under the legal limit is the Duchess.
Duchess
Good evening.
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No celebrating tonight.
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Did you get a chance to go back and watch yourself on this, on the video?
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Did you go back?
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Yes.
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You did.
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I could tell by a look.
Duchess
I did and I did.
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What'd you think?
Duchess
I think I was terrible.
Duchess
So annoying.
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Oh, I loved it so much.
Duchess
Oh, so bad.
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I loved it so much.
Duchess
No, it's not my best idea.
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What?
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It was fine.
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You did fine.
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It was.
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It was great.
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I.
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I think you should drink more before the show.
Duchess
Sometimes I don't think there's better.
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Yeah.
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I don't know about better.
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Different.
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It was different.
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It lowered some of your inner in.
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What's that called?
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Inhibitions.
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Yeah, that's what it is.
Duchess
Yeah.
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Not inhibitions.
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Inhibitions.
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Or sometimes inhibitions.
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Bitchin's.
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Okay, Whatever.
Duchess
We have interesting evenings, so it could be bitchy.
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It's going to be.
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Well, we'll see what happens today.
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I'm a little nervous today.
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There's a guest that's coming in.
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I don't know how he's going to work out, you know, because things happen.
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I don't know what's going on with this drone thing in New Jersey.
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Like, there's this big spotlight.
Duchess
Yeah.
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A lot of it's in your area.
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You haven't seen one.
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Well, you're not out at night looking at the sky.
Duchess
I'm not looking.
Duchess
Although I actually, I think when I got up to go to the gym, I mean, I'm out at 5am so, you know, 4:35 in the morning.
Duchess
And I had noticed that somebody had posted one of the local Facebook groups like around 2, 3, 4 in the morning, that they were, they like, I see them and I'm like, well, maybe I could see them.
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Yeah.
Duchess
But I'm not paying attention.
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So you're not looking for them?
Duchess
I'm not looking up while I'm driving.
Duchess
No, no.
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But it's all over the news.
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The, you're getting so many different things.
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Like people, are they, you know, is it, is it China, is it Iran?
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Is it, is it aliens?
Duchess
Is it my relatives?
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Is it.
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Yeah.
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Your, your, your half of your relatives, Is that, is that it?
Duchess
Probably not, but.
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So they went to our illustrious governor and they loves him.
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Yeah.
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And they asked him, you know, he's got his new plugs.
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He hasn't used the New Jersey dental plan yet, but he's got new plugs.
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And so this is what he said.
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The drones in New Jersey, in Morris County, 20.
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I don't know how many mayors sent a letter to you this morning asking for a clarification.
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What can you tell us what is going on and why is it taking so long to come up with an explanation?
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Yeah, it's a good.
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I don't blame people for being frustrated.
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Let me say most importantly, right up front, we see no evidence.
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And I say we.
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This includes Homeland Security, FBI, Secret Service, our state police authorities at all levels of government.
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The most important point to say is we don't see any concern for public safety.
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That's number one.
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Number two, having said that, it's really frustrating that we don't have more answers as to where they're coming from and why they're doing what they're doing.
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We had last night 49 sightings.
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I think 20 of them were over 100.
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Now those include.
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I think I saw one mistaken.
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A fixed wing aircraft, a plane, a small Piper Cub, for instance, for a drone.
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Or you saw one and that counts and then I saw the same one and that counts.
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So we think these are overstated, but it's a non zero number.
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I was on with the White House and Homeland Security leadership literally at the very top yesterday pretty much all day.
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I'm hoping we'll get answers sooner than later.
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I would just ask folks to continue to let the FBI or their local law enforcement know when they see something.
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And we'll continue to do everything we can with our federal partners to get clearer answers.
John Jamingo
Why is it so hard to get answers?
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These are apparently very, as I understand it, very sophisticated.
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The minute you get eyes on them, they go dark.
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And, you know, we're obviously most concerned about sensitive targets and sensitive, critical infrastructure.
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So we've got military assets, we've got utility assets, we've got.
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The president elects one of his homes here.
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This is something we're taking deadly seriously.
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We've gotten good cooperation out of the feds, but we need more.
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And that's.
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That was my plea.
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All right, so that's Governor Murphy.
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You know how he can't say Trump?
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He's got to say the President elect.
Duchess
He won't.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
He doesn't say his name.
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All right, so he had to put.
Duchess
Chapstick on before he got all his talking on.
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Right.
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So my, my issue is why can't we find out where they're coming from and where they're going?
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Okay, here's one.
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And don't.
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There's nothing for nothing.
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But they.
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We have Air Force bases in New Jersey.
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We do that, have F16s, F18s, or, you know, all.
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We got all the best fighter jets here in New Jersey.
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Yeah.
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So there's no.
Duchess
I live, I live near a bunch of them, right by them.
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Like, you're sitting there having your coffee and, you know, they come over.
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It's.
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It's ridiculous.
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So the, so, like, why can't they just scramble a jet and follow one of these things to where they go?
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That's my thing.
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Like, that's.
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If you think that the, our military isn't following these things or, you know, having a AWAC airplane up where they can have radar.
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They know where they're going.
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They just don't want to tell us.
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Now, they said they know more than they're telling.
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So then we are.
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We have Congressman Jeff Van Drew, who is, he was a Democrat, now he's a Republican.
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He was on Fox News.
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And he blames your people.
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In Focus now, Republican Congressman Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey, member of the House Judiciary Committee on the Hill right now.
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How do you address this at this point?
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Well, here's the real deal, Harris.
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You know, I'm also on the Transportation Committee on the Aviation Subcommittee.
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And I've gotten to know people and from very high sources, very qualified sources, very responsible sources.
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I'm going to tell you the real deal.
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Iran launched a mothership probably about a month ago that contains these drones.
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That mothership is off.
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I'm going to tell you the deal.
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It's off.
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The east coast of the United States of America.
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They've launched drones.
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Is everything that we can see or hear.
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And again, these are from high sources.
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I don't say this lightly.
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Now, you know we know there was a probability it could have been our own government.
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We know it's not our own government because they would have let us know it could have been.
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I'm sure they will really glorified hobbyists or hobbyists that were doing something unbelievable.
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They don't have the technology, but let's pretend that's possible.
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The third possibility was somebody, an adversarial country doing this know that Iran made a deal with China to purchase drones, motherships and technology in order to go forward.
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The sources I have are good.
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They can't reveal who they are because they are speaking to me in confidentiality.
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These drones should be shot down.
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Whether it was some crazy hobbyist that we can't imagine or whether it is Iran, and I think it very possibly could be they should be shot down.
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We are not getting the full deal and the military is on alert with this.
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Okay.
Duchess
Harris Faulkner is like, okay, gotta go.
Duchess
She's cutting him off like he's crazy.
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If they think that there's an Iranian ship off the coast of New.
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Why isn't there a carrier group off in New Jersey and why isn't there a big giant explosion where this ship from Iran is supposed was.
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Why isn't this thing being shot out of the water?
Duchess
I think Vandrew said that just to get a reaction from the federal government because they got immediately replied that there's no Iranian ship.
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There's no.
Duchess
There's no.
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So I mean, very, very quickly the Pentagon replied to that.
Duchess
Look, I think there's.
Duchess
Honestly, I think this drone situation, I think it's foreign countries.
Duchess
I think there are some that have been doing this.
Duchess
But I also think because A, we're in New Jersey and we're a bunch of trolls.
Duchess
I think there's quite a bit people who are flying their own drones with their neighbors, I guarantee it.
Duchess
And they go on and on about like, you know, not all drones are huge.
Duchess
Anybody can buy a drone.
Duchess
Anybody can buy one.
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The ones they're seeing are the size of.
Duchess
I've heard scoop, they're picking out ones that are planes.
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Police, police have seen these, say they're the size of an SUV or a school bus.
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So they're big.
Duchess
So is there any footage that doesn't look like it's been Shot by big Shot, like by Bigfoot, like.
Duchess
Because if you put that kind of footage together, it's literally like trash.
Duchess
All the tech that we have and they've only been able to be captured by blurry iPhone videos.
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Again, I don't know.
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I would think that.
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And listen, I'm not going out and chasing them because my luck, I'll be abducted.
Duchess
They're looking for some jamingo egg.
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I don't know what they're looking for, but I'm just.
Duchess
They're looking to probe.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They could be probing, you know, probing time.
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Yeah, I have a pristine bum.
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I don't need any probe or any anal probe up there.
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It's ridiculous.
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Well, but they say they're coming from the ocean.
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The police have seen them coming from the ocean.
Duchess
Well, that makes sense to me.
Duchess
I mean, the, the, the, the Chinese I know have been purchasing tons of property in America.
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Okay.
Duchess
For whatever reason, I'm sure it's not because they're going to be planting wheat.
Duchess
You know, they're picking up farmland, so who knows where they're owning property.
Duchess
So honestly, I think that's a lot of it.
Duchess
I do think it's a.
Duchess
Probably foreign countries with their drones investigating.
Duchess
And then I also think it's the government with our drones investigating the what's going on.
Duchess
And they're not going to be like, okay, everybody, this is what we're doing.
Duchess
They're not dialing in to tell people like the average schmuck what's going on.
Duchess
But the problem is, is now we see enough things going on.
Duchess
People are freaking the fuck out.
Duchess
They don't want you to shoot them down because they don't know what you're shooting down.
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Okay?
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I say that to say this.
Duchess
Can you please read this?
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It's the government.
Duchess
Thank you, Sparky.
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Look, last Monday I said that there was a prediction that there would be a fight in the sky between US Military crafts, alien crafts fighting alien crafts and fighting US Military crafts.
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Could this be it?
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Could this be it?
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Dean says there's not a tractor beam strong enough to pick you up.
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Yes, there are.
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There is.
Duchess
It says they are spaceship tractor beams are strong enough.
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Okay.
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They are strong enough to pick me up.
Duchess
You've been doing great.
Duchess
Of course they're going to grab you, so here you go.
Duchess
Bob says he got a nice drone as a gift and where he lives is a no fly zone.
Duchess
This is because he's near an executive airport.
Duchess
But you can get a very nice drone.
Duchess
You can purchase one.
Host
They've had drones They've seen these things, and a guy's had a drone.
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He had two battery packs on it.
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He sent it up towards the drone, and then all of a sudden, the thing falls out of the sky.
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Because the batteries are dead.
Duchess
Yeah, that happens.
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It drains the batteries.
Duchess
You can do that.
Duchess
But the batteries also get wiped out pretty quickly on a drone.
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Not that fast.
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Not shoot straight up.
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There's.
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Sometimes they can go for like an hour or so, especially if you have two.
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So today I saw in China, they have this thing that they.
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There's a drone flying, and they have this.
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It looks like a gun, and it's like a ray gun or whatever it does.
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It shoots a frequency.
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Listen.
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They were speaking chink, so I don't know what they were doing.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
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Sounded like someone threw a tin can down the street.
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But they point this gun at the drone, and it brings it down.
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Some kind of frequency array or whatever.
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It does.
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Whatever they do over there, Voodoo that they do, they bring it down.
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So, you know, that could be what's on these orbs, because some of them.
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Okay, so some of them are round orbs, and then some of them are fixed wing, so it's hard to tell.
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You know, Again, you don't know what's up there.
Duchess
That's true.
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All right, so I'm just saying that.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
I mean, I don't think it's E.T.
Duchess
you don't seem to.
Duchess
No.
Host
Okay.
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You sure about that?
Duchess
I'm 100 sure.
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Okay.
Duchess
Because if they're flying around looking at this nonsense, and we're all like, oh, my God, they'll be like, these people are so stupid.
Host
All right, well, if you.
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If that's true, then I think I should bring our guest on here where you can talk to him about this, because I think he knows what's going on.
Duchess
Well, if he does, then that's great.
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Here we go.
Zip Tie
Hello, humans.
Zip Tie
I am Zip Tie from the Plan Zip.
Zip Tie
And I'll be here to straighten you out.
Duchess
Oh, well, nice to meet you, Zip Tie.
Duchess
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule, flying around, terrifying ourselves.
Duchess
Citizens.
Zip Tie
The problem is we finally had to come out because you people are getting dumber.
Zip Tie
We give you technology.
Zip Tie
You can't even teach your children to read a clock.
Duchess
Oh, we could take them to a library and teach them stuff.
Zip Tie
Do you have libraries?
Zip Tie
Biggest waste of money to someone tell you it's the dumbest thing ever.
Zip Tie
You people are getting dumber and dumber.
Duchess
What kind of technology have you given us?
Zip Tie
I can't tell you.
Zip Tie
I'M just telling you right now.
Zip Tie
Then we're afraid with the government that you have right now, you're threatening to blow up this whole planet.
Zip Tie
And we live here to you morons.
Zip Tie
So we have to come out here and try to straighten your ass out.
Duchess
Well, how many of you are out there?
Zip Tie
I can't tell you that either.
Zip Tie
Well, what I will tell you is there is no anal probing.
Zip Tie
That fat guy doesn't have to worry about anything.
Zip Tie
We're not sticking anything up his ass.
Duchess
No probing.
Duchess
Well, that's a good thing.
Duchess
A lot of.
Duchess
A lot of people will be very relieved to hear that.
Zip Tie
This government you have right now, one dumber than the next.
Zip Tie
You've got people, you can't even secure your own borders.
Zip Tie
And now you're afraid that we're going to come in and do something like you can stop us.
Zip Tie
You can't stop us.
Duchess
What makes you say we can't stop you?
Zip Tie
I'm very shot one of them.
Zip Tie
Dang it.
Zip Tie
Big wits.
Zip Tie
But this here's.
Zip Tie
Here's the thing.
Zip Tie
I'm just gonna say this right now.
Zip Tie
If they don't come up with some other kind of.
Zip Tie
If there's only gonna be one season of land man, then that's it.
Zip Tie
We're gonna just end this planet.
Zip Tie
The other thing is if you guys don't stop threatening to shoot nuclear bombs at each other, we're just gonna leave this place and let you turn it into a ball of dust.
Duchess
So what was your demands?
Duchess
We had to have another season of what?
Zip Tie
Show you ain't fucked up.
Zip Tie
Yellowstone.
Zip Tie
So now we need land men.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Also, we get on that.
Zip Tie
I predicted the Philadelphia Eagles will beat the Pittsburgh Steelers this weekend by seven points.
Duchess
I know You've been up in space too long if you're thinking that's going to happen.
Zip Tie
Listen, you.
Zip Tie
I'm not going to sit here.
Zip Tie
I am.
Zip Tie
What's my name?
Zip Tie
I am Zepti from the planet Zigzag.
Zip Tie
I know what I'm talking about.
Zip Tie
I can see into the future.
Duchess
You can?
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
And what's the score going to be by.
Duchess
Up by seven.
Zip Tie
You say 31 to 20.
Duchess
31 to 20.
Duchess
Do you have a wager on this zip tie?
Zip Tie
I don't bet on football.
Duchess
You don't?
Zip Tie
Anytime I bet on football, I lose.
Zip Tie
I'm such a mush.
Duchess
Well, I figured you'd be able to manipulate some kind of outcome, so maybe we don't.
Zip Tie
We're like Star Trek.
Zip Tie
We have some kind of prime directive we're not allowed to.
Duchess
Really Can't Alter anything or make any changes.
Zip Tie
See, basically, you're like dancing monkeys to us.
Duchess
You allow us to fuck it up ourselves.
Zip Tie
Yes, we thought we were going to be able to have contact with you, but Now I'm not 100% sure.
Zip Tie
You're out there shooting executives because you can't get.
Zip Tie
You can't get your back worked on.
Zip Tie
Here's another thing.
Zip Tie
If that guy's back is so bad, how did he shoot somebody then get on a bike and ride the out of there?
Zip Tie
Does none of this makes sense.
Duchess
But you pressed, so this is all good points.
Zip Tie
I have to go fly my zone, my drone somewhere else.
Zip Tie
I'll talk to you later.
Duchess
All right, thank you, Zip tie.
Host
Jesus Christ.
Host
That zip tie, I'll tell you.
Duchess
Wow, that was an interesting visit.
Duchess
I'm sorry you missed it.
Host
I did go to the bathroom.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
Duchess
Well, thank goodness.
Host
What did I miss?
Duchess
Oh, just some little green guy came and threatened me.
Duchess
Said the Eagles were going to win by seven.
Host
Oh, there you go.
Duchess
See, clearly he's a fucking moron.
Duchess
I was so hoping get that.
Host
You know how hard it was to find that thing Sifty?
Host
I, C, O P D.
Duchess
Sound almost like a little cancer kissy there going on.
Host
Oh, I never thought of that.
Duchess
Oh, here we go.
Duchess
Zip Tie Hawking.
Duchess
Oh.
Duchess
Oh my.
Host
I also want to thank Bruce.
Duchess
I wish I had better questions.
Host
Yeah, I know.
Host
You're really failing now.
Host
Failing there.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
Duchess
But he was a little hard to understand, so I was trying to pay attention to what he was saying.
Zip Tie
How dare you.
Zip Tie
He just kept speaking perfectly fine.
Duchess
I didn't say you weren't speaking fine.
Duchess
It's hard to understand it.
Zip Tie
Open your ears, lady.
Zip Tie
Maybe you shake a few glasses of wine, maybe you'll understand me better.
Host
All right, all right.
Host
Get out of here, Zip tie.
Duchess
Just beat it, Zip tie.
Duchess
Piece of shit.
Duchess
Go fuck yourself.
Host
Earlier I was calling him zigzag from the planet Zip Tie.
Host
I'm like, wait a minute.
Host
That was.
Duchess
It's the other way around.
Zip Tie
The fat guy had to brighten.
Duchess
Is he drinking?
Duchess
Did you have a couple old fashions tonight?
Host
No.
Duchess
Anyhow, well, that was interesting.
Duchess
But yeah, the whole drone situation is.
Duchess
Is up.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
I mean, who only knows?
Host
I'm afraid.
Host
Aragon.
Host
Listen, if these things are aliens and we start shooting at them, oh, it's gonna be probably.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I don't think.
Host
I think we should just leave if.
Host
As long as nothing's happening, as long as nobody's getting hurt or something like just leave them the alone.
Host
Just get them Out.
Host
They're not causing.
Host
They're not getting in the way of any planes or anything like this.
Host
They're just flying around.
Host
You know, maybe they're just out there.
Host
Or here's the other thing.
Host
Maybe these drones are from us and we're monitoring, you know, the coastline because they seem to be always on the coast.
Host
Maybe we're monitoring the coastline for any submarines or something like that.
Duchess
So in other words, it's our own government.
Host
Could be.
Duchess
Like I suggested.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Yes, I think there's a good chance, honestly.
Duchess
And I.
Duchess
And I think.
Duchess
And again, I still believe people are throwing up their own drones to fuck up their neighbors.
Duchess
So I truly believe that.
Duchess
And again, if you get a decent quality drone and you have your service servos, the remote thing you can really do.
Host
And why only at night?
Host
Why aren't they out during the day?
Host
Wouldn't you love to see just, like, one of them go by being chased by a jet?
Host
How cool would that be?
Host
Oh, there he goes.
Host
Wait, man, he's coming back.
Duchess
You're really having way too much fun with those.
Duchess
Sorry, George, wait.
Host
All right.
Host
So much for the.
Host
All right, I have a.
Duchess
The drone component of our evening.
Host
Right.
Host
I have a question for you.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
All right, so.
Host
And this is for the.
Host
Also for the people that are watching live.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
I want to know whose fault this is.
Host
All right, so here's a story of a lady, and she has an issue.
Host
Okay, so I'll let her tell a story.
Duchess
So my husband took a topless photo of me on our anniversary with a Polaroid camera at the hotel we were staying in.
Host
Just, you know, I'm sure, as one.
Duchess
Does, you know, everybody does it, but that's not the point.
Duchess
And it was in his pickup, and the guy that had been detailing the truck took a picture of it and sent it to his friends on Snapchat.
Duchess
His friends then screenshotted it and started sharing it with everyone else.
Duchess
So those couple of people sent it to a couple of people, and then a couple of people got it.
Duchess
And then some random stranger reaches out to my husband today on Facebook and was like, hey, I just want you to know that your wife is, like, going around on social media today, and her name and stuff is on it.
Duchess
I just don't understand and didn't want to tell us who posted it.
Duchess
So I reach out to one of the companies and ask, and they're like, lord, no, we would never do that.
Duchess
And I'm like, okay.
Duchess
Well, my husband said he knew it was in the truck.
Duchess
You know, after the Fact didn't matter.
Duchess
So then Caleb tells me, and I'm upset and I'm just kind of freaked out.
Duchess
And then I start trying to justify it, like, well, it's not that big of a deal.
Duchess
It was just my boobs making all these excuses like, why this was okay.
Duchess
This has been several hours ago, by the way.
Duchess
Okay, so I've been crying.
Duchess
I'm upset.
Duchess
I go to Walmart.
Duchess
Caleb calls the guy and says, hey, did you take this picture?
Duchess
And he says, yes.
Duchess
Caleb asked him why.
Duchess
He says, I don't really know, actually.
Duchess
It was like a year ago.
Duchess
I'm like, what the hell?
Host
What do you mean?
Host
All right, so that's the story.
Host
Whose fault is this?
Duchess
Okay, it seems a little weird to me.
Duchess
Like, first of all, she's like, I've been crying all day.
Duchess
She does not look like she's okay.
Host
That was my one point.
Duchess
So that's my.
Duchess
Because I'm like, girl, I know what I look like after I cry for like an hour.
Host
Right?
Host
No, she's beautifully made, all put together, makeup perfect.
Duchess
If this went on a couple hours ago, she should be a mess.
Duchess
But okay, so, okay, if the story is as.
Duchess
As she told it, it's definitely her husband's fault.
Host
Yeah.
Host
For leaving in the fucking truck.
Host
Why do you have.
Duchess
I mean, the guy's a piece of shit for taking the picture of it and sharing it.
Duchess
Because that's a dick move.
Duchess
Because clearly it was a Polaroid.
Duchess
So it was somebody that this dude knew.
Duchess
But it's her husband 100%, because not for nothing, don't you have cell phones?
Duchess
Can't you keep that shit on your cell phone?
Duchess
It's private.
Host
Well, okay.
Host
So that's how one way gets out.
Host
They figured they take a Polaroid.
Host
Why is it in the truck?
Duchess
Why is there.
Duchess
I guess why is it.
Duchess
And I'm curious as to how her name was on it.
Host
Well, I'm sure they figured out whose truck it was and his wife and that.
Host
Okay, so why was it in this truck?
Host
I'm just trying to see if you.
Host
Why?
Host
I know why I think it was in the truck.
Host
Why do you think.
Host
Why?
Duchess
The husband had it in the truck?
Host
Yes.
Duchess
Well, first of all, I think it's weird that you carry a Polaroid around in your truck.
Host
Okay?
Duchess
Especially in today's wife, where you can keep.
Duchess
Well, I mean, look, she's pretty.
Duchess
I mean, they probably look great, you know?
Host
And I get it.
Duchess
Obviously, he's probably knocking one off, but why can't you keep that on your phone?
Duchess
So Nobody sees it.
Host
All right, Zip tie.
Duchess
My guess, he's bragging.
Duchess
He's bragging a bit.
Host
So I don't know if this guy took a snapshot of it or not.
Host
I think.
Host
Okay, this is what I think happened.
Host
I think this guy is running around showing this to his.
Host
Showing it to everybody.
Host
Probably showed it to the guy that was detailing the truck.
Host
So then the guy from detail sees it's still in the truck.
Host
He's like, let me take a little snapshot of this and show to my friends.
Host
Let me just say something.
Host
For this thing to be going around for a year and everybody's still sharing.
Duchess
What's the other thing?
Duchess
A year.
Host
They must be some luscious tatas.
Host
Like I was saying.
Host
Let me just bring her back up again.
Duchess
It was a year.
Duchess
She's very pretty.
Host
She's a very attractive woman there.
Duchess
Yeah, she had some lip work done, but maybe.
Duchess
Well, I'm not taking away.
Duchess
She's very pretty.
Duchess
She's very pretty.
Duchess
I'm not.
Host
I'm trying to get a spot where she doesn't look like, wait a minute.
Host
I was almost there.
Host
No, that's not it.
Host
Okay, I think that's a good idea.
Duchess
Just stop it there.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So the whole thing, it's.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
The timeline is weird.
Duchess
Like, the way she told.
Duchess
This is weird.
Duchess
Like, she.
Duchess
The way she told us, it sounded like it just happened.
Duchess
And then she's like.
Duchess
And it's been a year.
Host
A year.
Duchess
So it's been a year.
Duchess
And she just.
Duchess
Did she just find out?
Host
She.
Host
Apparently nothing.
Duchess
Why are you putting it.
Duchess
Why are you putting your shit out?
Duchess
If you're so devastated, why the fuck are you on TikTok?
Duchess
Well, in your story, she.
Host
This thing goes on for 12 minutes, and we're not watching 12 months of this.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
No, please.
Host
All right, so what she wants to do now is she wants to bring charges up on the guy who detailed the car for revenge porn.
Duchess
Well, it kind of.
Duchess
Is that a little bit.
Duchess
Is it?
Host
I mean, it's not like he sold offline.
Host
It was in the truck.
Duchess
It's clearly in the guy's truck.
Host
Right.
Duchess
It's not like he found it on the ground.
Duchess
So, like, he had no idea.
Duchess
I mean, there's a lot of weirdness to this.
Duchess
I personally, if her husband.
Duchess
If this is how it went down, her husband should get his ass kicked, because that's fucking unbelievable.
Duchess
I mean, good on him.
Duchess
He's got a hot wife.
Duchess
He's very excited about it, and I guess he's showing her tits off to every.
Duchess
Or whatever.
Duchess
She said it was just her boots, I guess, but everybody off the topless pit.
Duchess
But, like, why would you.
Duchess
I don't think she.
Duchess
He showed it to the guy who detailed his car.
Duchess
Because there's like.
Duchess
Is there a point where you don't want everybody to see your wife totally naked?
Host
It depends.
Host
It depends on who this guy is.
Host
Maybe he's like, hey, let me show you something.
Host
Me and the wife were at the anniversary.
Host
She let me take a picture of her topless.
Host
Take a look at these cans.
Duchess
Would you have shown a picture of Kathy?
Host
No, I would not have shown a picture.
Host
No, I would not.
Duchess
Why?
Host
Because I'm like, the person.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Thank you.
Host
Okay, here's another thing.
Host
I have never taken a picture of a girlfriend naked or topless for the simple fact that that way you could.
Host
I would never do that, because once it's out, it's out.
Host
I've never ever, in any relationship I've ever been in, decided to take a picture.
Host
Well, okay, listen.
Host
Until 1994, there wasn't a way of taking a picture like that.
Duchess
They had Polaroids back in the old days.
Host
I understand that, but no one would.
Host
Who's taking Polaroids.
Duchess
Not for nothing, I've seen the quality of Polaroids.
Duchess
They're not good.
Duchess
You're not getting a great selfie with a Polaroid.
Duchess
If you're lucky, it doesn't smear when it.
Duchess
When you're, you know, shaking up, shaking that thing out to develop.
Duchess
They're a mess.
Host
But I say that, to say this, when I was.
Host
I was working in the elevator business, and one of the guys I worked with had a picture of his wife in the tub with bubbles kind of placed in an area.
Host
But you could see the strategically placed.
Host
You could see the top half of the melons.
Host
There was no nipple involved.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
It's the cleavage, but no boobies.
Host
He brings it out and says, hey, take a look at this.
Host
And I know his wife.
Host
Like, we've met, we've been out.
Host
You know what I mean?
Host
I'm like, I don't want to see that.
Host
And he's like, why?
Host
And I'm like, I know her.
Host
How do I.
Duchess
That's a little creepy.
Duchess
But was she pretty?
Host
Oh, his wife was very attractive.
Duchess
First of all, he's shown off his wife's the smoke show.
Duchess
But he didn't show you her naked boobs?
Host
No.
Duchess
My guess is he has a picture of them naked, but he didn't show them to you.
Host
Right.
Host
We didn't get the Naked ones.
Duchess
He sees the naked ones.
Duchess
You get to be jealous.
Host
How long?
Duchess
That's what that was about.
Host
How long?
Host
And again, I was at the table.
Host
It was in the morning before we got started.
Host
There was like five or.
Host
How long do you think it got all the way through the company that he had a picture of his wife in the.
Host
In a.
Host
In a bathtub where you could see.
Duchess
Oh, probably like within a half an hour.
Duchess
You guys like wildfire.
Host
We started.
Host
We saw the picture at 7:00.
Host
By 10:00, the whole company knew about it.
Host
That's how fast it went through the.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And I feel bad for her because she probably had no idea, right?
Duchess
He's like, look at her.
Duchess
And then like, and now the next company party, everybody's thinking of her in the tub.
Host
And we only had nextels.
Host
Like, we didn't have it where you could send stuff, you know, there was no social media back then.
Host
All right, so it's also different when.
Duchess
There'S no social media.
Host
I'm going to ask you this.
Duchess
You saw it.
Duchess
You saw it and that was it.
Duchess
It was burned in your brain.
Host
What would you do if Paul took a picture of you and it got it?
Host
I mean, what would happen then?
Duchess
Well, first of all, I just.
Duchess
I wouldn't be.
Host
You had a few glasses of wine, you were making poor decisions.
Host
It was your anniversary.
Host
Pulls out a Polaroid and you're sitting there akimbo on the bed, and the next thing you know, he takes a snapshot of it.
Host
It's tastefully done.
Host
You look amazing in it.
Host
It happens to get out.
Host
Are you mad at the detailer or are you mad at Paul?
Duchess
No, I'm mad at him, yeah.
Duchess
Because I would never have done that picture anyway, so.
Duchess
And especially worse if I was not 100% right.
Duchess
But my guess is maybe this woman has had pictures taken before.
Duchess
They might be like, well, it's just my boobs.
Duchess
Like, she didn't seem that upset about that concept.
Duchess
So my guess is one of these got out in the wild and that's what she's mad about.
Host
You know something.
Duchess
And she should be.
Duchess
She has every right to be.
Host
I don't think she's.
Host
I'll be honest with you, I don't think she's mad that the guy's seen it.
Host
I think what she's mad about is the women have seen it.
Host
Like, the women, like her friends have seen this and she looks a little bit on the slutty side, you know?
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Well, I'm sure In the picture, if it was an anniversary and it was a topless shot, I'm sure there was.
Duchess
You know.
Host
So Mike says it already happened.
Host
I got my email from Paul yesterday.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
For hanging out.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
So I, I feel like there's another component to the story that we're not going to know, I guess.
Host
But then to go on, then to take a picture, 12 minutes, do a 12 minute story of.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
You know, there's way more details.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
You know, basically you didn't play it.
Host
But now five minutes in, I'm like, get to the fucking boy.
Host
Yeah, I need to.
Host
Come on, let's, you know, like your vagina.
Host
Let's tighten up this story a little, please.
Host
Yeah, can we do some Kegels on this story here?
Duchess
Crazy.
Duchess
Yeah, it's still shitty.
Duchess
Like if it went down exactly like she says, her husband's an asshole.
Host
Right.
Duchess
He's a total asshole for leaving that out.
Duchess
Because you have faith in the person that you're with and you have.
Duchess
That's the trust issue.
Duchess
That's the broken trust.
Duchess
Like that's, that's, you can't fix that.
Host
No.
Duchess
In my opinion.
Host
Right.
Host
Like I guess, you know, anytime they ever having sex, after all, you men are sick.
Host
Paul would never do that.
Host
I get like the, this is just for entertainment.
Host
Entertainment purposes.
Host
This is just a.
Host
Clearly a scenario.
Host
That's all.
Host
A scenario?
Host
Yes.
Host
That would be.
Host
Look, if I was naked and then and my girlfriend took a picture of me and and it got out, I'd be horrified.
Host
So would, so would everybody that saw it.
Host
But I would also be horrified.
Duchess
Stop.
Duchess
It's, it's the point.
Duchess
Yeah, it's.
Duchess
Nobody wants their nakedness out.
Duchess
Unless that's your business of being naked.
Duchess
Like that's a thing you do.
Host
Right?
Duchess
That's cool.
Duchess
But like you know, again, trust, it's a big trust violation in my book.
Host
I just again, I, I, I believe that women again showing their wares, doing these things on social media to get clout.
Host
Like this British woman, this only fans model who just went and slept through slept with 101 men in a day.
Duchess
You want to read Lisa's comment?
Host
Look, I'm stuck out here with these.
Host
Hold on.
Host
I'm stuck in here with all these guys in chat talking about big pork and tits and snatch.
Host
Well again, I get it.
Host
See, Paul and I married the same women.
Host
Which os probably about 99.
Host
Probably is probably.
Host
Which is probably about now.
Host
Why am I reading these?
Host
Please read these.
Host
I sound like a moron because it's funny.
Duchess
Yeah, well, not funny.
Duchess
You sound like a moron.
Duchess
But it's just funny to have you read the big fucking tits.
Zip Tie
Don't let the guy that can't read the chat.
Duchess
Yeah, that's true.
Zip Tie
Do I have to tell you guys everything?
Host
Apparently you do.
Duchess
Apparently, yeah.
Duchess
Drive by and we'll discuss it.
Host
All right.
Host
So you decide that you're going to do this.
Host
And again, we're in a Twitter DM with a bunch of other podcasts and the guys from the Porn Stash podcast too.
Host
That's their thing.
Host
They interview porn actresses and.
Host
Hold on.
Host
Hey, Zip tie, you think you can say big fucking tits?
Host
We're getting requests.
Host
There you go.
Host
So I was saying, very pushy.
Host
Do you guys.
Host
Because it's not something that I would want to see.
Host
I don't want to see a girl get railed by a hundred guys.
Host
I don't want to see even, like.
Duchess
More than a couple.
Duchess
After a while, you're like, I'm a.
Host
One on one person.
Host
Maybe a, you know, two on one.
Host
If it's two chicks, one guy that I can, you know.
Host
Maybe.
Duchess
But no, two dicks, One chick.
Host
No, no, no.
Host
Eiffel Towers.
Host
No, no.
Host
And then these guys that do double penetration where their cocks are like.
Host
Like touching.
Host
Touching each other.
Host
And as they penetrate, I'm like, dude, how gay can that be?
Host
How could you even.
Host
How do you keep your card when it's up against another man's?
Host
All right, so anyhow, let me get back.
Duchess
Never mind.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Just saying.
Host
How does that happen?
Host
I don't understand porn sometimes.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
So after.
Duchess
Why do you guys like that?
Duchess
Well, some guy.
Duchess
Never mind.
Duchess
Never mind.
Duchess
We're gonna move past that.
Duchess
I don't want this chat.
Host
Light it up.
Host
No, not really.
Duchess
It's okay.
Host
Please make duchess read some of these.
Duchess
I don't want to read these now.
Host
I have to go to the chat.
Host
So I make sure you read some of these.
Duchess
No, no, go ahead.
Duchess
So.
Host
So we go to.
Host
And the porn stash guy said, yeah, it's not really fun to watch because it's this one girl and there's a bunch of guys in there trying to keep their dick hard so they're in line, like playing with themselves so it can stay hard.
Host
So they get in there.
Host
So we have Lily Phillips here.
Host
And this was after she got done.
Host
And she was.
Duchess
This is after she had sex with a hundred guys in how many hours?
Host
I think it was eight.
Host
Eight or nine.
Host
Okay.
Duchess
That's a lot of wieners.
Duchess
I think sometimes, like, feeling so, like robotic, like by then, I think, like the 30th, you know, like when we're getting on a bit, I've got like a routine of like, how we're gonna do this.
Duchess
And like, it just sometimes you'd like, disassociate and be like, you know, like, it's not like normal at all.
Duchess
In my head right now, I can think of like five, six guys, 10 guys that I remember, and that's it.
Duchess
But it's just.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
It's just weird, isn't it?
Duchess
Like, if I didn't.
Host
If I didn't have the videos, I wouldn't have known.
Duchess
I've done 100, you know, but yeah.
Host
One cock.
Host
Ah, ah, ah.
Host
45 cocks.
Duchess
Thank you.
Duchess
Count.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
I find that sad.
Duchess
I do.
Duchess
Like, that's not.
Duchess
I don't understand why you would want to do that.
Duchess
Because, I mean, physically.
Host
Okay.
Duchess
That's not easy on the body.
Host
Well, you know, so when she was making.
Host
She was getting the guys together, right.
Host
When she was getting a hundred guys together.
Duchess
God dang it.
Host
Yeah.
Host
She said, you know, I'll give you a five minute throw in the hay a piece.
Host
Right.
Host
Well, I guess after 50 or so, she wanted to cut time down and guys were a little pissed.
Duchess
I think that was kind of the hard part is like conversing with them and like when they'd kind of be.
Host
Like, oh, like, we've only had two.
Duchess
Minutes or three minutes.
Duchess
And you said five on the message.
Duchess
Did someone say that to you?
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And obviously just makes feel so bad.
Host
I'm sorry, I couldn't.
Duchess
I'm getting free.
Duchess
You're getting to nail this chick for free.
Duchess
And you're like, I only have three minutes instead of five.
Duchess
Well, finish in three or walk out.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Uncomfortable.
Host
I mean, and everybody.
Duchess
Dude, you're like the 40th, 50th, 60th guy.
Duchess
Does it matter?
Duchess
You get three minutes or five?
Host
Well, he's been standing there playing with himself in line for like 10 or 15.
Host
Who knows?
Duchess
I mean, he wanted to be done quicker.
Duchess
Wouldn't you want to be if you've been edging yourself for an hour?
Duchess
Two hours, three hours.
Host
There's no.
Duchess
Probably as soon as he touched her, he'd be done.
Host
I don't.
Host
Again, who knows?
Duchess
Gross.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
Duchess
That's just right.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
So Bob's littlest groupie asks, how do you even find hundred guys?
Duchess
Did she place an ad?
Duchess
Are these guys medically tested?
Duchess
Like, do they all.
Duchess
I'm sure they apply or they Just show up day of, like, hope I get some.
Host
I'm sure they all wore condoms, right?
Host
The place must have smelled like.
Duchess
You don't always get disease from a wiener, you.
Duchess
It's from a mouth.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
There's blood, there's other fluids.
Duchess
I get it come out of people.
Host
Like, I would imagine.
Host
Again, I would imagine that place smelled like a drag strip.
Host
There was burning rubber.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Three strokes go.
Host
You're a three pump chump.
Host
Three and out.
Duchess
Yeah, that's.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
You know, none of that sounds appealing.
Duchess
Like, not to any.
Duchess
I would think, to any normal.
Duchess
And, like, what guy decides you want to be part of that?
Duchess
Like, you want to be like.
Duchess
I'm going to stand in line.
Host
Chat.
Host
Raise your hand.
Host
Guys in the chat, raise your hand.
Host
Who would stand in line?
Duchess
What, I stand in line for that?
Duchess
For a chick with a hundred.
Host
No, that's not my style.
Duchess
What if.
Duchess
I mean, maybe if you're the first one, maybe the second, but, like, if you're anything in double digits, do you want that?
Host
First of all, if there's any camera involved, I'm out.
Host
You know, there's none of that.
Host
Next in line uses the.
Host
Oh, that's true.
Host
But apparently they're all wearing condoms, so there's no jizz, from what I understand.
Duchess
Wow.
Duchess
I don't sure.
Duchess
Like, do you feel it, like, after a couple.
Host
You're asking me?
Host
Like, I've had.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Well, I'm thinking it's numb.
Duchess
Do you even feel anything after 20, 30 guys just pound on you?
Host
I.
Host
I don't know.
Duchess
I mean, I don't think it's anything cinematic.
Duchess
She's probably just laying there like a rubber doll.
Host
I imagine that thing looked like a baboon's ass afterwards.
Duchess
God.
Duchess
You know, like, when you're out in the heat and you.
Duchess
If your thighs rub, you get like that chafing.
Host
Oh, do I.
Duchess
She must still look like she was on fire.
Duchess
Yes, she must have literally looked like she was on fire.
Host
Absolutely.
Duchess
Because I can't imagine how painful that is.
Host
Well, Lily recovered because the next day after she, you know, got a sandwich and fluid.
Host
The next day, here she is.
Duchess
I spent 14 consecutive hours getting ran.
Host
Through, and now 14 hours getting run through.
Duchess
It sounds so attractive.
Duchess
And she's like, getting run through.
Duchess
That's hot.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
No, that's just gonna be doing 24, because I'm going to be going for the world record early February next year.
Duchess
I'm gonna go for a thousand.
Host
Thousand.
Host
She's going for.
Duchess
That's disgusting.
Duchess
Stop it.
Duchess
Stop it.
Host
There's.
Host
I forget.
Host
So she's not gonna.
Duchess
She said that so she'd get more people talking about her.
Host
Well, she's.
Duchess
She's not gonna do it.
Host
She's thrown down the cocklet.
Host
So like a gauntlet.
Host
Cock.
Host
Whatever.
Host
So.
Host
But back in the day, Howard Stern used to have this porn chick on.
Host
Porn star on.
Host
Her name was Houston, And Houston did 620 guys.
Duchess
That's gross.
Host
Yeah, that was the gang bang.
Host
And then I think that someone else broke her record.
Host
I don't know what the record is now, but she had so much sex that when she got done, like, her vagina looked like a roast beef sandwich.
Duchess
Gross.
Host
So then she goes and gets a labiaplasty, where they go in and they cut off the excess roast beef.
Duchess
That's just fucking.
Host
And she had them, like, taxidermied.
Host
And then she sold them.
Host
Like, she auctioned off her labia.
Host
I don't know if anybody remembers this from the Stern show.
Duchess
That's fucking scary.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I can't remember what they got for it.
Host
But that is true.
Duchess
That's despicable.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
Duchess
You are.
Duchess
You are a very damaged person.
Host
Yes.
Duchess
You're doing that.
Duchess
I get like, okay, I want to be with two guys.
Duchess
Or I wanted two chicks.
Duchess
Or like, you want what?
Duchess
You know, not to yuck someone's yum, to borrow a phrase.
Duchess
But I don't think you just wake up and be like, I'm going to do a thousand guys.
Duchess
Like, no, that's not a thing.
Host
Right.
Duchess
100 guys is still entirely too much.
Duchess
That's a body count for a very active person for a whole lifetime.
Host
I know.
Duchess
And this chick did it in eight, nine hours.
Host
Well, 14.
Duchess
14 hours.
Host
14 hours.
Host
That's still a lot.
Host
Take a long day.
Host
Again, I can't.
Host
No one.
Duchess
I don't like working eight hours.
Duchess
I can't imagine doing that for 14.
Host
You're supposed to not do podcast math, so.
Host
Hang on one second.
Host
So there's 60 minutes in an hour.
Host
Hang on.
Host
Alexa, what's 16 times.
Host
What's 60 times 14?
Host
I fucked up.
Host
She's not going to get this.
Duchess
Eight, 40.
Duchess
Eight hundred and forty minutes.
Duchess
Okay, I don't know how to tell you to do math.
Host
All right, 840.
Host
So you take 100.
Host
Alexa, what's 840 divided by 100?
Host
8.4.
Host
8.4, right.
Duchess
840 divided by 100 is 8.4.
Host
All right, so each guy got 8.4.
Host
I guess after 50 she started cutting it down to 2.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
So I don't understand how she did 14 hours.
Host
I think that's right.
Duchess
Her vagina was on fire, so I'm sure.
Duchess
Well, and did she, like, get a reward for this?
Duchess
Like, did she be like, if you do a thousand 100 guys and you can, like, ding the bell at the end, you know, like climbing up, finishing your cancer treatments and thing, you're finished?
Duchess
Did you get something?
Host
Yeah, a source.
Host
A source.
Host
Snapper is what she got.
Host
Hold on.
Duchess
Always the thousand guys that throw their hot dogs in sore.
Host
Snapper might be the name of the show.
Duchess
You better write it down because I'm not remembering there.
Duchess
I don't know how you're comfortable with that.
Duchess
And let's forget physically, emotionally, like, mentally, that's up.
Host
I think you got to check out, like, after a certain amount of time.
Duchess
Well, that's even more disturbing.
Duchess
You're laying there banging some chick who's just like, in a coma, Right.
Duchess
I guess that's what some guys.
Host
Well, she's probably sitting there doing the, you know, the girl noises.
Duchess
Okay, whatever.
Duchess
Whatever that happy fucking fake porn noise is.
Duchess
That can't be.
Duchess
It probably just piped it in.
Host
Wait a minute.
Host
How'd that go?
Duchess
No, I'm not doing that.
Duchess
I knew as soon as I did something, I was like, no, don't do that.
Duchess
No, that was wrong.
Host
No, there you go.
Duchess
That works.
Duchess
That's just about right.
Host
Like this whole night, the whole time during this.
Duchess
Can you imagine listening to that?
Duchess
Like, like the mental abuse of hearing that in the next room and just all day, man.
Host
Sweat all over you.
Duchess
Oh, my.
Host
For.
Duchess
Yuck.
Host
Guys.
Host
You don't even know.
Duchess
Just.
Host
Just the cowing off.
Duchess
The essence of how.
Duchess
Yeah, how do you have enough towels for that?
Duchess
The hotel must have been like, son of a.
Duchess
They gotta bring their own towels.
Duchess
We don't have enough towels.
Host
You need more towels.
Host
Housekeeping.
Duchess
Look, they only give you so many like.
Duchess
And I've gone on vacations that, like.
Duchess
Look, housekeeping isn't going to check in on you until you're gone.
Duchess
So if you need extra towels, you.
Host
Got to talk, let us know now.
Duchess
I can see they're going down the front desk.
Duchess
Yeah, we need about another 300 washcloths, please.
Host
Okay, so I want to.
Duchess
Did she get to pee?
Host
What's that?
Duchess
Did she get to pee?
Host
I.
Duchess
Like, she'd have to get up and use the bathroom, I guess.
Duchess
Unless they just.
Host
Literally.
Host
Yeah, I would throw one of them off me and Go take a squirt and get right back into it again.
Duchess
God, that's gross.
Duchess
Like, this whole thing is so.
Duchess
It's just disturbing.
Host
Well, because it's.
Duchess
This.
Duchess
So broken.
Host
The issue.
Host
The issue that I have is that now it's just like, sex means nothing.
Host
Towels had so many loads that got the washing machine pregnant.
Host
That's pretty good.
Host
All right, so in Michigan today, Or was it yesterday?
Host
They're busy doing the people's work.
Host
So here's one of Michigan's representatives, one of their finest.
Host
One of their finests.
Host
They're in there and she's discussing what's so important that they have to do.
Host
So we just passed a slew of.
Duchess
Bills changing the terminology of prostitution to commercial sexual worker, which is very interesting, because I'm just curious why.
Duchess
Of course.
Duchess
And then two, Is this a pathway to legalizing prostitution?
Host
Pathway to legalized prostitution.
Host
Now, the only place that I know that prostitution is legal is in Nevada.
Duchess
Nevada.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Right.
Host
So is.
Host
Should prostitution be legal?
Duchess
Why?
Duchess
Well, first of all, why.
Duchess
I'm curious as to why they changed the name.
Host
They're changing everything.
Host
You know, pedophile, minor attractive person.
Host
Everything has to have three names now.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
You know, like Michael Clark Duncan instead of Joy Reed.
Host
Everything has to be three names now.
Host
So in other words.
Host
Yeah, so they're changing names in that.
Host
But okay, so here's my.
Host
My issue right now, because for some reason, there's not a lot of coupling going on.
Host
All right?
Host
Oh, and it's only a certain couple counties in Nevada.
Duchess
Probably Vegas.
Duchess
Really?
Host
Okay.
Duchess
Like Reno or.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
I would guess in that area.
Host
And outside of Vegas.
Host
Yeah, I remember the Bunny Ranch they had.
Host
And there's a couple other places.
Duchess
Not Vegas.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
You can only gamble and do terrible things in Vegas.
Duchess
But no hookers.
Duchess
No hookers.
Duchess
Multiple.
Duchess
Can you name that?
Duchess
The episode?
Host
Multiple hookers?
Host
I can't say.
Host
I can.
Host
Multiple.
Duchess
You can just say freaking.
Host
I guess so.
Duchess
Or effing eff.
Duchess
How would they flag that, too?
Host
I don't know.
Duchess
Bob says only drugs, gambling, and murder are allowed in Vegas.
Duchess
Murder, Murder, murder, murder.
Duchess
No sex in the Champagne Room.
Host
That's not true.
Host
That's not true at all.
Duchess
Do you speak from experience?
Host
I'm not saying.
Host
I'm not.
Host
I'm not making it.
Duchess
I just have a glass of wine.
Host
Look, I'm just saying that.
Host
That no sex in the Champagne Room was just saying.
Duchess
I'm sure that Champagne Room.
Duchess
You could not shine a black light in there.
Host
Oh, no.
Host
It would look like a zebra.
Host
All right, so anyhow, like one of.
Duchess
Those Jason, those Pollock paintings, just.
Host
Yeah, it would.
Duchess
Oh, I am using myself.
Host
It looks like a white paint can exploded in there.
Duchess
Yick.
Duchess
All right, gross.
Host
I'm wondering, if prostitution shouldn't be legal, why not legal.
Host
Legalize it.
Host
If you.
Host
Then what you do is you can license it, the woman can be tested, it can be safer.
Duchess
So it'll be managed by the government.
Host
Okay.
Host
Rules in there would be.
Host
Yes, there would be.
Host
It would be managed by the government.
Host
It'd be like a pussy tax is.
Duchess
I mean, they're fucking us already, so why not?
Host
I'm just saying it would make it safer.
Host
And not only safer for.
Host
More safer for the woman than the guys, you know, there would be.
Duchess
There'd be laws to protect them.
Host
Yes, yes.
Duchess
If they got raped or attacked out in the streets by people.
Host
Right.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Because those laws are great, too.
Host
Well, I mean, so I saw something today and I said, my God, that's.
Host
I mean, unfortunate that this had to be invented.
Host
It's legal in Canada, too.
Host
Oh, well, then it's a good idea.
Host
There you go.
Duchess
No Justin Trudeau.
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
Thank you.
Host
All right.
Host
So in Africa, the raping is so rampant, it's awful that they don't know.
Host
So someone, again, people, they see a problem, they make a solution.
Host
So what they have is, it's an anti rape product for women.
Host
So what this thing is here, it is called the Rapex.
Host
And what you do is you insert this in the woman's vagina and it's like a plastic cup that has like, I guess, barbs in teeth.
Host
Teeth.
Duchess
Teeth, essentially.
Host
Right.
Host
So if a guy goes to rape her, once he inserts his penis into this thing, it hooks him like a fish.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
And then he pulls it out.
Host
And then the only way to get it off of him is either to cut it off to go to a doctor or something like that.
Host
And so I'm thinking to myself, yeah, this is.
Host
Oh, here it is.
Host
Rape has become an epidemic in South Africa.
Host
So medical technicians developed a product for a woman to fight back.
Host
A rape victim telling her, I can't read this.
Duchess
I can.
Duchess
So the.
Duchess
The technician said she had never forgotten a rape victim, telling her, forlornly, if I only had teeth down there.
Duchess
So she created this product she called Rape X.
Duchess
And basically it resembles a tube with barbs inside.
Duchess
And then the woman inserts it like a tampon.
Duchess
And then any man who tries to rape that woman, he impales himself on it.
Duchess
So he'll go in, but when he pulls back, that's where the.
Duchess
The barbs grip it and it up and then.
Duchess
So in order for that to have to be removed, he has to go to the emergency room.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
And some critics say this has been evil.
Duchess
The punishment.
Duchess
Rape you.
Host
Yes.
Duchess
Right now I can see where some women, you know, might be up enough to use that to.
Duchess
With their man.
Host
Oh, like.
Duchess
Oh, like some cheating spouse.
Host
I never thought of that.
Duchess
I would.
Duchess
I would not put it past a psychopath.
Host
You bitches.
Duchess
Or.
Duchess
Hang on.
Duchess
Or another man putting it somewhere in his prison wallet, perhaps.
Duchess
And it works probably anywhere you stick it, I would guess.
Duchess
And Bob says that's why you always check the oil with a finger.
Host
Look at Bob.
Host
Bob's always thinking, you're so smart, Bob.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Always planning.
Duchess
He's thinking alternates.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And I would guess they probably would find a way to take it off at home.
Duchess
But my guess is you'd have to cut that off.
Duchess
And it probably would hurt.
Host
I would imagine it would hurt.
Duchess
I would guess it'd probably be like getting a fish and barb.
Duchess
Because the barbs sometimes have those other.
Duchess
Like if the hook has the extra bar, you know, you've probably gotten hooked because you.
Duchess
You fish.
Duchess
So you know what it's like, you know, just getting hooked in the finger or face or wherever.
Host
Can I tell you.
Host
Can I tell a story about this?
Duchess
Absolutely.
Duchess
You have to have one.
Host
So me, my grandfather and my father are down in the Florida Keys, and we're fishing.
Host
I'm 12 years old.
Host
My grandfather.
Host
I'm not even paying attention, right?
Host
My grandfather takes the fishing pole, goes back like this.
Host
The hook catches me, and he goes, oh, no.
Duchess
So he went back, hooked you, and.
Host
Hooked me, and then.
Host
And set that thing in the back of my thigh.
Host
I scream, oh, my God.
Host
Like a.
Duchess
I probably hurt like a.
Host
They.
Host
My dad had to pull it out with a pair of pliers.
Duchess
Now, did he have to pull.
Duchess
Did he have to cut it and pull it through, or did he unhook it back?
Host
No, because it went into the meaty part of the thigh.
Host
There was no way to pull it through.
Host
It was stuck in there.
Host
So he just said to me, and I'll never.
Host
He gave me something to bite down on.
Duchess
Are you kidding?
Host
No.
Host
And he's like, this is going to hurt.
Host
He says, I'll try to do it as fast as I can.
Host
He grabbed it and he yanked it out.
Duchess
Did you see white?
Duchess
Like, everything white went.
Host
I think I passed out.
Host
I don't remember.
Host
But I'll tell you something.
Duchess
I don't remember when I Woke up.
Host
Right.
Host
So when.
Host
So then you think we'd stop fishing?
Host
Nah, we just put a band aid on it.
Duchess
You're fine.
Host
We didn't even put a bandaid.
Host
I took a napkin and said, hold it on here till it stops bleeding and then.
Duchess
Suck it up.
Duchess
Because, you know.
Duchess
Because those boomer parents or those.
Duchess
What they call them.
Duchess
Well, you probably use the forgotten generation parents, so.
Duchess
Because you're the boomer.
Duchess
So.
Host
Yeah, I've got a couple in my.
Duchess
Not a lure.
Host
Oh, I got a couple.
Duchess
I remember hooking one in my finger, like a very tiny one.
Duchess
And it hurt all so bad.
Host
Yeah, I got a couple on the finger.
Host
When you're trying to take.
Host
To grab it.
Host
You catch it.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
And that was the moment that John entered manhood.
Duchess
I bet your balls dropped.
Duchess
Your voice changed everything.
Duchess
John went through puberty in 10 seconds.
Host
Probably pissed myself.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
I would have.
Duchess
That sounds horrific.
Host
I can still hear the noise.
Host
And I was 12, so that was 50.
Duchess
Hooked or ripped out?
Host
Both.
Host
I've heard it.
Host
I felt it.
Host
That.
Host
I can hear the noise when it went.
Host
Because when he did that again, he's got his finger on this thing.
Host
So he's.
Host
You know when you're casting, you got your finger on the bell.
Host
So he's hold my grandfather.
Host
He's holding it like this.
Host
And he.
Host
And it went in like this.
Host
And he's like, what the hell?
Host
He turned around and I'm like screaming, tugging on it.
Duchess
And you're like, motherfucker.
Host
That's like, oh, for Christ's sake, Pop.
Host
You got.
Duchess
God damn it.
Duchess
You hooked John.
Duchess
Ruined our day.
Duchess
You think we're going.
Host
Yeah.
Host
You think we're going to go in?
Host
No, no.
Host
We fish for the rest of.
Duchess
We're already on the boat.
Duchess
It.
Duchess
We're going out.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
That's horrible.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I don't even know what bait he was using.
Host
I think we're using shrimp.
Host
So whatever was on there, whatever fish he caught, all that bacteria right into the leg.
Duchess
That's good for you.
Host
It's fine.
Host
No big deal.
Host
He's got a very robust.
Host
What's that called when you don't.
Host
When you.
Host
Nothing bothers you.
Host
Immune system.
Host
He has a very robust immune system.
Host
He'll be fine.
Duchess
She's got shrimp swimming through his face.
Duchess
A little brine shrimp, like cooking through.
Host
Wonder.
Host
I'm alive.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
I would.
Duchess
No, that's.
Duchess
I'm not.
Duchess
I'm not stoic like that.
Duchess
Bob wants to know, did you rub Dirt on it.
Host
There was no dirt.
Duchess
No.
Host
Oh, you know what?
Duchess
Just seawater.
Host
I'll tell you what.
Host
Yeah.
Host
You know what they did?
Host
They took rags with seawater on it and put it up there and said, the salt.
Host
The salt water is good for it.
Host
It'll help.
Duchess
It's healing.
Duchess
It's healing.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
My father, Sparky, wants to know, does hair grow around the spot?
Host
You know, I'm.
Host
You know, the whole time I'm sitting here, I'm rubbing, rubbing it, rubbing where it was.
Host
I knew exactly where it was.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Did you get some ghost pain when we're talking about it?
Host
I don't know.
Host
No, no ghost pain.
Host
But I.
Host
Yeah, that's.
Host
It's just the way it is.
Host
All right, here we go.
Duchess
Changing the subject now.
Duchess
I gotta throw this one in.
Duchess
Bud Bugger says, John caught mermaids.
Host
Somebody was.
Host
Hang on a second.
Host
I have a friend that listens to the show and they text me.
Host
And they text me something about Budweger and it made me laugh out loud.
Host
Hang on a second.
Host
Let me see where this is.
Host
Oh, my God.
Host
I was talking about.
Host
Oh.
Host
They asked me what was going to be on the show tonight and what topics and.
Duchess
Oh, they get like a sneak preview.
Host
Right.
Host
You know, So I gave them the topics.
Host
Oh, here it is.
Host
So they text me back and says, okay, well, Buzzy Fuddgrubber will be very happy about those topics.
Host
Buzzy Fudd Grubber.
Host
Buzzy Fudd Grubber.
Host
Oh, Buzzy Fudd Grubber.
Duchess
That's even better.
Host
Might be the title of this episode.
Duchess
You have to change your name now.
Duchess
I laugh so hard because I'm popular now.
Host
Buzzy Grub Bugger.
Duchess
He says they get a sneak preview, but Duchess does not.
Duchess
I do.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I'm.
Duchess
I do get a little bit of.
Duchess
I get a heads up.
Duchess
John and I have a note that we share.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
But sometimes.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Sometimes John.
Host
Oh, yeah, there's always.
Host
I always slip one in there that she doesn't know because I want the rear raw.
Duchess
Slips one in there.
Host
I just slip like.
Host
Like the.
Host
One of the.
Host
One of the 100.
Duchess
Like number 100, right?
Host
Yeah, 100.
Host
Slide right in there.
Host
Like, doesn't even notice.
Duchess
Oh, no.
Duchess
Oh, dear.
Host
Hang on a second.
Host
See if I.
Host
Yeah, here it is right here.
Host
Here's the note.
Host
See, there it is.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
That's the note I send her.
Host
This is it.
Host
It's all the topics.
Duchess
Well, now everybody knows.
Host
Yep.
Host
Okay.
Host
All right.
Host
Where was I?
Host
Oh, yeah.
Duchess
Changing the subject now.
Host
A.
Duchess
Changing the subject now, I like them both.
Host
A man jailed for poisoning his woman with abortion drugs.
Duchess
Despicable.
Duchess
Despicable.
Host
A man has been jailed for 12 years for sexually assaulting a pregnant woman and giving her medication to cause a miscarriage.
Host
Prosecutor said Stuart Warblee administered the drugs in a glass of orange juice.
Host
And when the victim was blindfolded under the disguise of having kinky sex, you must have known that this was dangerous for the victim.
Host
The judge said she spoke on.
Host
Spoke.
Host
The woman spoke of the betrayal and pain and a strong possibility that she may never be able to have children again.
Host
So this guy, she gets pregnant, he doesn't want her to have the baby.
Host
He was.
Host
I mean, she was 15 weeks.
Host
15 weeks right on the line.
Duchess
That's close to.
Host
He mixed these pills in the orange juice, gave it to her.
Host
Within 24 hours, she had a violent miscarriage, had to go to the hospital.
Host
They found that she had the drugs in her system, and they arrested him for sexual.
Host
Could that be also murder if she.
Duchess
Wanted to have the baby?
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Wouldn't that be murder?
Duchess
Well, that I don't know, because that's the fine line of.
Duchess
Is it abortion if you wanted to keep it?
Duchess
Is it murder if you don't want to keep it?
Duchess
Is it murder?
Host
It's abortion if you want to keep it.
Host
It's murder if you don't want to keep it.
Host
It's abortion.
Duchess
It's abortion.
Duchess
So that's a very double standard, I think.
Duchess
But I.
Duchess
So did he just.
Duchess
He just mixed it into her orange juice?
Host
Just took the pills, crushed it up, mixed it in her orange juice?
Duchess
What?
Duchess
That's so calculated.
Duchess
That is so calculated.
Duchess
That's really scary.
Host
Scary.
Duchess
It's smart.
Host
What's.
Host
What's worse?
Duchess
He's in jail for 12 years.
Host
Yeah, it's.
Host
What's worse than that?
Host
Or child support for 18 to 20?
Host
I'm not.
Host
It's not me.
Host
I'm just thinking what Steward would think of.
Host
Is that.
Host
What his name was?
Duchess
Stuart?
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Well, there's a.
Duchess
Look, there was a little more to the story because the question was, how did he get those drugs?
Duchess
And there was a woman.
Host
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Duchess
Woke up because basically the.
Duchess
I saw it.
Host
Hang on.
Duchess
Dang it.
Duchess
It was.
Host
He got a friend of his to.
Duchess
Pose as the woman who wanted an abortion.
Host
Who wanted abortion pillow.
Host
And he got.
Host
She got the prescription form.
Host
He got the pills.
Host
So now is she a co.
Host
Conspirator?
Host
I don't know if she knew it or not.
Duchess
Well, but why would you Ask a woman friend.
Host
That's true.
Duchess
He goes, hey, can you pretend you're pregnant and get the abortion pill for me?
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
And he's, why else?
Duchess
So, I mean, I kind, I think she was like, I didn't know.
Duchess
But you probably.
Duchess
Why would, he wouldn't take it.
Duchess
He would have, A woman would have to take it.
Duchess
So unless he gave her some cock and bull story about this whole, like, oh, it's for a friend.
Duchess
But I, I, I think, I don't know how much accountability.
Duchess
And this I think was also in London, so.
Duchess
Because in London, apparently if you're under a certain amount of time, you can just call them up, be like, yeah, I had sex, I need an abortion pill.
Duchess
And the doctor goes, all right, we chatted a bit.
Duchess
Here's, here's your prescription.
Duchess
You don't have to do any other exams other than just a call, which is interesting.
Duchess
But the fact that he asked this woman to do it and she did fulfilled the pills.
Duchess
So it was already, it's, now it's even sneakier because now you've involved a co conspirator.
Host
This thing's supposed to be the morning after pill.
Host
They say in, in England you can take it up to 10 weeks pregnant.
Host
10 weeks.
Host
I, I can't, I can't imagine that once you take this pill that you, you know, this is a, like, I would imagine it, it, it makes you sick and as sick as, like really.
Duchess
Ill.
Duchess
No, it's not, it's not.
Duchess
Yeah, well, it causes you to miscarry.
Duchess
So, like you're bleeding, it's cramp, it's not a comfortable process.
Duchess
And if you're pregnant and you want to be pregnant emotionally and mental, like, mentally, that's awful.
Duchess
Like, I can't imagine what she went through.
Duchess
And the fact that she, you know, like, you know, again, that whole shoulda would have, could have used protection.
Duchess
The, the, the point is he gave her medication that he, he slipped her medication.
Duchess
So whether it was he roofied her, he gave her drugs to make her lose a baby.
Duchess
Like, they're all bad.
Duchess
That's all bad.
Duchess
There's no good part of that.
Host
Oh, love, I can't have an abortion.
Host
I love you too much.
Host
I, I want to raise this baby with you.
Duchess
And he's like, here, drink up your orange juice.
Duchess
So you're nice and strong.
Host
Listen, I know, I know I tell you I love you and everything, but, you know, you're just a cum dumpster and, you know, I'm just dumping loads until I could find somebody else.
Duchess
He Thought she would just have an abortion in the toilet and flush it, and that's the end of it, right?
Duchess
Oh, well, whoop de do.
Duchess
But she went to the hospital.
Host
I just had an abortion.
Host
All right.
Host
Can I tell another story?
Host
I've never told this.
Host
I don't think I've ever told this story before.
Duchess
Yes.
Host
So I used to edit a podcast.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
And I'm.
Host
I'm not going to say the name of the podcast.
Host
This was a story.
Host
When you're an editor, sometimes people will say stuff, and you're like, you don't agree with them and all, but it's not your job.
Host
Your job is to make them sound good.
Host
And so it's not your job.
Host
So the woman is telling a story.
Host
So she was pregnant, and she was at work, and she started bleeding.
Host
So she goes into the bathroom, and as she goes into the bathroom, she aborts the baby.
Host
Now, she must have been.
Host
I don't know how long.
Host
I'll tell you how long it was, because after she aborts this baby, she freaks out.
Host
She don't know what to do.
Host
So she sits in there.
Host
She pulls the baby out of the toilet, and she's sitting there crying, holding the baby because she's distraught.
Host
That's not the worst part.
Host
The worst part is what happened next.
Host
She took the child, put it back in the toilet, and tried to flush it down the toilet.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Host
It stopped.
Host
Up the toilet, of course.
Host
So she's in there with a plunger, trying to plunge this baby down through the toilet.
Host
And when someone came in and saw the mess, called the police because it.
Duchess
Looked like a fucking murder scene.
Host
I'm horrified.
Host
As I'm editing this thing, I'm horrified.
Host
Like, I stopped editing.
Host
Now I'm just listening.
Host
I'm like, what the.
Host
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Host
Plunging it with a plunger, trying to get it to go down the toilet, crying and screaming, large.
Duchess
That's large.
Host
That's got to be a big baby.
Duchess
That's definitely, like, second trimester baby.
Host
Yeah, maybe third, maybe.
Duchess
Depends on.
Duchess
I don't know if she thought she could flush, but still, I hope that woman got the help she needs.
Host
Oh, sure.
Duchess
Mentally.
Duchess
Well, like I said, you're not in a good spot.
Host
I was one of the.
Duchess
Did she want the baby?
Duchess
Like, did you say.
Host
Yeah, she was.
Host
Yes.
Duchess
She was happy to be pregnant and decided.
Host
And then she just.
Host
I guess she just lost her.
Host
And didn't know what to do with it.
Host
Didn't want to bring it out, didn't want to say anything.
Duchess
Then well, how do you want out?
Host
Like, you're all full of.
Host
You know, you're all wet, and now you're not pregnant anymore.
Host
And I'm sure there's, like a terrible umbilical cord hanging down your leg.
Host
If I would in my story, there is at least.
Host
I don't know.
Duchess
I can't read any of these comments.
Duchess
These are the most horrific things.
Host
Come on.
Duchess
All y'all are.
Duchess
Oh, God.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Well, to start off in the beginning, Bob says your job is to make them sound good, not smart.
Host
There you go.
Host
That's true.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And they just go downhill from there.
Duchess
Okay, so there you go.
Duchess
Dinner episode.
Duchess
Dean says she ate it.
Host
Oh, well, you know, some ladies do that.
Host
They eat the placenta.
Host
Yes.
Host
You hear this?
Duchess
I don't like chewy bits of steak.
Duchess
I can't even imagine munching on a placenta cocktail or anything like.
Duchess
That's horrifying.
Host
Has you.
Host
Well, have you ever seen a placenta?
Host
I've seen a couple.
Duchess
I've been.
Duchess
I've been there.
Duchess
I had a couple.
Host
Yeah, I.
Host
I've seen them.
Duchess
No, it's.
Duchess
It's.
Host
It looks like liver and it's not.
Host
It's not a good look.
Duchess
Yeah, I wouldn't accord.
Host
But they say it's like it's.
Host
Yeah.
Host
And what they do, some women.
Duchess
Cord blood's good.
Host
They take it.
Host
They take it and they freeze, dry it and put it in capsules and they take it as a capsule or candy.
Host
Arizona bay placenta.
Duchess
I can see placenta in their candy.
Duchess
We're disclaimering that right there.
Duchess
I'm not getting a cease at the cyst or something for that.
Duchess
Hells no.
Duchess
All right, bud.
Duchess
Bugger.
Duchess
Baby was a floater.
Duchess
Bob with.
Duchess
You gotta cut it up first, Right?
Host
You do.
Host
You should pull the head off in the arms and then flush them and then the legs, and then you can flush the torso down.
Host
Well, you know what?
Duchess
She was destroyed if she sat there and disassembled it.
Host
Yeah.
Host
She didn't.
Duchess
That's even more.
Host
I don't know.
Host
Plunging is pretty bent.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
No, all of that.
Duchess
Lisa says, roto Rooter.
Host
That's the name.
Host
And away goes the baby down the drain.
Host
Roto Rooter.
Host
You gotta snake a second trimester baby.
Host
You don't plunge it again.
Host
See, you guys are thinking.
Host
I understand that.
Duchess
Awful.
Host
I get it.
Duchess
Mike Pelarito says the baby went down the plumbing and became Mario.
Host
Okay.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Not his best work.
Host
I had a Garbage Pail Kid Card 1.
Host
I get it.
Duchess
She didn't lose her she lost her baby.
Host
I get it.
Host
All right.
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
Lisa with.
Duchess
You make a smoothie.
Host
Oh, my God.
Host
You make a placenta smoothie high in protein.
Host
I would imagine it is.
Host
Whatever.
Host
Well, you know, dogs eat it, right?
Host
When the dog has a puppy, it licks.
Host
It eats the placenta and all that.
Duchess
They're dog.
Duchess
They're dogs.
Duchess
The dogs.
Duchess
That's what they do.
Duchess
They dogs, they eat their own.
Host
Well, that's true, too.
Duchess
Again, I don't like chewy steak.
Duchess
I could not eat.
Host
What?
Host
What do you mean?
Host
You get your steak well done.
Duchess
No, I just don't like the fat.
Duchess
Like, I get like a.
Duchess
I get like a filet mignon.
Duchess
Cuz I don't like the.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
I don't know how people eat prime rib.
Host
It's the fat's the best part.
Host
That's where the flavor is.
Duchess
Chewy.
Host
Eat the fat first.
Host
Love the fat.
Host
You don't eat steak fat.
Host
Steak fat.
Host
Oh, it's amazing.
Host
Especially prime rib.
Host
Love a good piece of steak fat.
Duchess
I can't even look at prime rib.
Host
It's just salt.
Duchess
It big.
Host
Oh, it's so good.
Host
No, you know what?
Duchess
Well, filet mignon, nice and clean.
Duchess
I get it tender.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
Okay, Dean says eat those stem cells.
Duchess
Okay, we're good.
Duchess
Change in the subject, please.
Duchess
Change in the subject now.
Host
All right.
Host
This.
Host
This right here.
Host
This sent people over the edge.
Host
Wait a minute.
Host
What just happened?
Duchess
And I crunched my.
Host
I'm sorry.
Host
Here it goes.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
Why didn't it go.
Host
Oh, I'm sorry.
Host
It's my fault.
Duchess
It's okay.
Host
Operator error.
Host
Here we go.
Host
President Trump, Person of the Year, Time magazine.
Host
The left went insane.
Host
Oh, my God.
Duchess
Somebody call Rachel.
Duchess
Rachel Maddow.
Host
And you know who was the worst?
Host
Where is it?
Host
Damn it.
Host
I see.
Host
I should have had this.
Host
I'm.
Host
I'm sorry.
Host
Here.
Host
I'm working here.
Host
I'm working here.
Duchess
Is it Joy Reed?
Host
No, it's not Joy Reed.
Host
It's that other bitter fruit, Don Lemon.
Host
Yes, but I can't find.
Host
I know it's here somewhere.
Host
I had it and lemon.
Host
Ah, obviously.
Host
It's under bitter fruit.
Host
Upset over Trump.
Host
Here we go.
John Jamingo
Okay, now, if they wanted to make.
Host
Someone person of the year, it's not you.
Host
They would have made someone who.
Host
And my God.
Host
My God.
Host
I'm sure he loves this.
Host
Right?
Host
If they want to make someone person of the year.
Host
I don't know.
Host
They could have done it to.
Host
With any person.
Host
People.
Host
They could have done it to someone who actually stood for democracy, who stands for democracy in the country.
Host
So you think he doesn't stand for democracy?
Host
He does stand for democracy.
Host
What he doesn't stand for is bureaucracy.
Duchess
Well, you know, it would be fun.
Duchess
It would be really cool if we could hear Don Lemon talk about this on the news.
Duchess
Oh, oh, wait, he doesn't have a show.
Duchess
Oh, he used to record from a fucking coffee shopper's kitchen.
Duchess
Something.
Duchess
Oh, sorry.
Host
Sorry.
Duchess
He's just a bitter old brute.
Host
Bitter fruit.
Duchess
Bitter old Lemon.
Host
Now, you think about what encompasses person of the Year.
John Jamingo
Just because you are elected President of.
Host
The United States does not mean that you should be person of the Year.
Host
What?
Host
Time magazine.
Host
What are you doing?
Host
All right, let's review.
Duchess
Well, they're sucking his dick is what they're doing.
Host
All right, you.
Host
You ran for president after your.
Host
Your election was stolen from you in 2020.
Host
They.
Host
They shot at you.
Host
They tried to put you in jail twice, right?
Host
They.
Host
They trumped up charges.
Host
Not more than twice.
Host
There was.
Host
How many?
Host
I.
Host
I don't know.
Host
There was 90 something counts against him in.
Host
In three different or four different states.
Host
All right, they tried to shoot him at once, but twice.
Duchess
What?
Duchess
I just said twice.
Host
Yeah.
Host
And they go through all that, and he still ends up.
Host
Not only does he win the electoral college, all seven of the swing states, and the popular vote, if that's not the person of the Year, I can't wait to hear what this.
Duchess
Well, Dylan Mulvaney was person of the Year last year.
Host
Oh, my God.
Host
No way.
Duchess
Is that correct?
Host
Please, not.
Host
I don't even know.
Host
All right, let's listen.
Duchess
Says that Don Lemon's the mop boy.
Host
For the 100 person gang bangs.
Host
Oh, yeah, he's the fluffer.
Host
Let me ask you, Time magazine, what do you say to the women who I guess still read Time magazine or the women who are time 100 thing or something, which.
Host
You know.
Host
What about the women who are on that list?
Duchess
What about that?
Host
I'm sure some of them will have had dealt with issues that women have to deal with, like discrimination in the workplace.
Host
Sa.
Host
All kinds of things.
Host
All right, so he says.
Duchess
Or hang on.
Duchess
Or supporting men who claim they're women and get nominated for woman of the Year over actual women.
Host
Right.
Duchess
Do you think.
Duchess
You think maybe that, too?
Duchess
Maybe that's why Trump 1, he has.
Host
A woman, a chief of staff.
Host
First time it's ever been done.
Duchess
He's obviously a misogynist.
Host
He's an.
Host
He's named a woman to the.
Host
To be ambassador of Greece.
Host
He.
Host
He's trying to.
Duchess
Is that that Guilfoyle?
Host
Yes.
Host
Yeah, well, we had to get her out of the country because he's got a smoke show now.
Host
Yeah, dad.
Host
Got to get her out of the country.
Host
All right, I'll make her.
Duchess
Greece sounds good.
Host
Okay.
Host
He's also.
Host
Tulsi Gabbard is going to be part of his administration.
Host
It's not like the guy doesn't.
Duchess
Who's the secretary?
Duchess
The attorney general.
Host
He also.
Duchess
Florida.
Host
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host
That's right.
Host
The attorney general was.
Host
The woman from Florida was the attorney general.
Host
Yeah.
Host
All these women he's got in his administration.
Duchess
McMahon should bring all the wrestlers in, right?
Host
I mean.
Host
Yeah.
Host
All these women.
Host
What's this guy talking again?
Host
You lion.
Duchess
Oh, you know who he just brought on was.
Duchess
I'm so bummed he did it.
Duchess
That Carrie.
Duchess
What's her.
Host
Oh, Carrie Lake.
Host
She's the ambassador of Mexico, isn't she?
Duchess
No, she's gonna be the head of, like, the People's Voice, something.
Host
Oh, okay.
Duchess
Because she was a newscaster.
Duchess
She knows how to talk.
Host
Right.
Host
We'll give her something.
Host
Just shut her the up.
Duchess
So she's on our side.
Host
Right.
Host
Again, I don't understand why Trump is supposed to be this anti woman person.
Host
It makes no sense.
Host
You're just lying.
Host
You're gaslighting people.
Duchess
Yep.
Host
You have someone on the COVID of your magazine who is an adjudicated assaulter.
Host
Who.
Host
Who did he assault?
Host
Oh, he assaulted that one stupid lady that made up that story about being assaulted in the.
Duchess
In the fitting room.
Host
In the fitting room.
Host
And it was right out of law.
Host
And ordered an episode of Law and Order.
Host
It was right out of the.
Host
You know.
Host
So that's the only one that I know that has come up now.
Host
Is he.
Host
Isn't he adulterer?
Host
Yeah, okay, he's an adulterer.
Host
Get that.
Host
That says.
Host
But I mean, not an assaulter.
Duchess
That's not.
Duchess
That's not my problem.
Host
Right.
Duchess
That's.
Duchess
That's his wife.
Host
That's his wife's problem.
Host
What do.
Host
Yeah, he's not.
Host
He hasn't assaulted anybody.
Host
That crazy chick that.
Host
That come up with that stupid story.
Host
That's one.
Host
You have someone who inspired an insurrection.
Host
You have someone who.
Host
Again, he's never been charged with insurrection.
Host
He had a rally.
Host
And I don't know if you heard this today, but they found out that they had a bunch of FBI people in the crowd that were dressed to.
Duchess
How many were out there?
Host
Yeah, they wouldn't say.
Duchess
There were six, but there was way More?
Host
Yeah.
Host
And they also went into the Capitol.
Host
So who did this?
Host
Who incited their insurrection?
Host
And here's another thing, you bitter fruit.
Host
Here's another thing.
Host
When Nancy Pelosi had a chance to bring in a national, they wanted something like this.
Host
They also had two pipe bombs that were planted by the DNC and the rnc that if this thing didn't happen, they probably were going to use those as an insurrection.
Host
But when that riot started, like Happy days are here again, we don't even need the pipe bombs.
Host
The story went out and then all of a sudden, nobody knows anything about the pipe bombs.
Duchess
It's amazing, right?
Duchess
Everything went oops.
Host
Yeah.
Host
So again, pipe bombs.
Duchess
What?
Host
Yeah, Everybody forgets.
Host
Everybody's got sure memories.
Host
Like me out a doubt.
Host
The evidence is there.
Host
Try to overturn a free and fair election.
Host
You had someone who had multiple criminal counts and found guilty on multiple criminal counts.
Host
Yeah, we'll see how long that last.
Host
That.
Host
That's another shame of a trial they had.
Duchess
Everything's getting dropped.
Duchess
None of it's going to stick.
Host
So make up.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Sparky says the Democrats did it and they bust in Antifa and BLM along with ladders and sledgehammers.
Host
There you go.
Duchess
They had pictures and they bust them to rallies.
Host
Right.
Duchess
As well.
Host
They had pictures of Antifa changing out of their blacks into their red hats and everything so they could go start shit.
Host
What are we, stupid here?
Host
Stop pissing in my ear and telling.
Duchess
Me it's raining morons.
Host
What are we, a fucking moron?
Duchess
Do something better.
Host
Do something better.
Host
If you can't Democrats, you can't.
Duchess
You can't.
Host
Yeah, join my team.
Duchess
Join what?
Duchess
A fruit team.
Host
Yeah.
Host
And you name them Person of the year.
John Jamingo
Is this a joke?
Host
Did we get something wrong?
Host
Did someone scam us?
John Jamingo
Are we.
Host
Is this.
Host
Are we sure I'm about this, Producers.
Host
Yeah, we're sure.
Duchess
He's so desperate.
Host
There is a convicted felon on the COVID of Time magazine.
Host
Is the person of the year that they.
Host
They convicted him saying convicted, so they could say convicted felon.
Host
He's not a convicted felon until he's charged.
Host
Until he's sentenced.
Host
He hasn't been sentenced yet.
Host
Shut the up.
Host
This aggravates the out of me.
Duchess
Don Lemon is trying to stay relevant and he thinks if he goes on social media on his Blue sky guy or whatever the that was, that people talk about him.
Duchess
So we did.
Duchess
And he's.
Duchess
Nobody's still hiring him, so it doesn't matter.
Host
Nobody wants him.
Duchess
But hey, join.
Duchess
Join his team.
Duchess
Hey, someone apply.
Duchess
See what it is.
Host
You know what Trump did today?
Host
Trump went to the New York Stock Exchange and he rang the bell.
Duchess
Did he ding the bell?
Host
There he is.
Host
There's old Donnie.
Duchess
Ding, ding, ding.
Host
Did it.
Duchess
There's Donnie, Melania.
Duchess
Oh, Tiffany's over there.
Host
Tiffany's there.
Duchess
Is that lara.
Duchess
Oh, and J.D.
Duchess
vance.
Host
J.D.
Host
vance is there.
Host
They know they're all going to be making money now.
Duchess
They should have played the thing.
Host
I think they start chant.
Host
Hold on, here comes USA hanging.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
The people are behind this.
Host
The normal people are behind this.
Host
Trump is not the guy.
Host
You know, like every.
Host
Like the first time.
Host
I'm just saying that nobody thought this was going to happen now.
Host
Like, this was a clear victory.
Host
People have had enough shit out of the Democrats, especially with Biden.
Duchess
This could not have gotten any clearer.
Duchess
Yes, it's crystal fucking crystal clear.
Duchess
So.
Host
All right, I'm just going through my stuff here.
Host
Oh, okay.
Host
So I have a.
Host
Since we got Christmas coming up and Christmas dinner, we're talking about cuts of meat, but I think it went.
Host
How do I put this?
Host
Let me try something here.
Host
I'm working on a fly here.
Host
I don't have everything.
Duchess
I have a Christmas game.
Host
Oh, you have a Christmas game.
Duchess
Not tonight.
Duchess
Not tonight.
Host
Oh, okay.
Duchess
We'll do.
Duchess
Yeah, Maybe in, like, in another week or so.
Host
I got you.
Duchess
Maybe next week.
Host
All right.
Duchess
I found it today, so I wanted to.
Host
Okay.
Host
All right.
Host
So here is a morning news program, and they were talking about after Thanksgiving about, you know, what part of the turkey they like.
Host
And I think it went off script a little bit here.
Host
Let me know what you think.
Host
It's time to talk turkey, ladies and gentlemen.
John Jamingo
Dark meat.
Host
Fatty or juicier?
John Jamingo
I love that dark meat.
Duchess
I know you do.
Host
That's what I went.
Host
Right.
Host
Oh, so she has a.
Duchess
She's tucking her hair behind her, like.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
She's got this black woman in there.
Host
She goes, I know you like that dark meat.
Duchess
She's very pretty.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Oh, maybe he's sampled the dark meat.
Host
I went right after it with that leg yesterday.
Duchess
Yeah, you did.
Host
I mean, there was no thought about getting a knife and getting those breasts.
John Jamingo
With the white meat.
Host
It was all about that leg.
Duchess
You prefer the dark meat as well?
Duchess
I have always preferred dark meat, but if things don't work out this Thanksgiving, I think I'm going to switch and start going after the white meat exclusively.
Duchess
And I mean that sincerely.
Host
Pour a little gravy on it.
Host
It'll be fine.
Duchess
Yeah, you got enough gravy.
Duchess
I'm gonna work with it.
Duchess
You just gotta.
Duchess
You know, I think I can work with the white meat.
Duchess
I do.
Duchess
You can trust the white meat.
Duchess
It's pretty good.
Duchess
It's still dry.
Duchess
It's consistent.
Host
It's relaxed.
Host
So you gotta put some gravy on it.
Duchess
It's always a little dry.
Host
A little dry.
Duchess
We'll figure it out.
Host
Yeah, but consistent.
Duchess
But it has benefits.
Duchess
And a steady job stays around.
Host
Once it knocks you up.
Host
That white meat.
Duchess
Good for her.
Duchess
That would.
Duchess
That's actually really funny because she was certainly a little shady on that.
Duchess
She's like, I'll just.
Duchess
I'm just saying I.
Host
For the white meat.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I mean, a little bit on the racist side, but I haven't.
Duchess
It might.
Duchess
It might have been.
Duchess
It could.
Duchess
Depending on how you watch that.
Duchess
It could have just been.
Duchess
She was just appreciating her Thanksgiving dinner.
Duchess
Or she was looking for some white meat.
Host
Could be.
Host
Maybe she's exclusively.
Host
Yeah, the dark meat has seemed to have let her down.
Host
Here's another one.
Host
This is about DEI minority.
Host
Higher, darker the berry, the sweeter the meat.
Host
That's what Bruce is saying.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I don't know about that.
Duchess
Nazim, your resume is very impressive.
Host
Oh, thank you.
Host
You're just the type of person we're looking for as our next tmh.
Host
Oh, tmh.
Host
Token minority hire.
Host
So token minority hire.
Host
He's.
Host
I guess you would say he's.
Host
He's Mediterranean.
Host
Wouldn't you say?
Host
He's Mediterranean.
Host
A duchess is already disavowing.
Host
She doesn't like the token minority hire.
Duchess
No, no, no.
Duchess
I'm evaluating.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I don't know about Mediterranean.
Duchess
He's definitely dark.
Duchess
Darker skinned fella.
Host
Okay.
Duchess
Could be.
Duchess
Could be Mediterranean.
Duchess
Michael.
Host
What's that?
Duchess
As you know, we are a predominantly white firm, but every year we like to hire a small number of ethnic people to show that we're an equal opportunity employer.
Host
As a TMH should be expected to walk around the building so our clients can see you as well as appear in our brochures with other minority employees.
Host
So you don't actually want me to be doing any real work?
Duchess
God, no.
Duchess
That's what the white guys are for.
Host
You relax and look ethnic.
Duchess
Oh, one thing, though, and I don't want to sound rude, but is there any way you could become a shade browner?
Host
A shade browner?
Duchess
Yeah, I was thinking of spray tan before you start.
Host
Not too much, though.
Host
We've already got our African.
Duchess
Oh, and another thing.
Duchess
Is there any way you could get one of those.
Host
What are they?
Host
Turb.
Duchess
Turbans.
Host
Turbans.
Duchess
And some robes to wear around the office.
Duchess
And maybe get a little red dots on your head.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Look, I'm Muslim.
Host
You're thinking of Hindus.
Host
Are they the same thing?
Duchess
Have you ever read my cv?
Duchess
No.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
All right.
Host
Well, thanks anyway.
Host
Have a nice day.
Host
Starting salary is 175, 000 a year, plus a company car.
Host
It's an Audi A5.
Host
What color robe did you have in mind?
Host
What color robe do you have in mind?
Duchess
Well, you know, with that kind of money.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
I'd wear rope, too.
Host
That's right.
Duchess
That.
Duchess
I'm not mad at it.
Duchess
Although my.
Duchess
My promotion was not nearly that kind of level, so.
Duchess
See, I'm still wearing jeans.
Duchess
Jeans and sweaters.
Duchess
That's it.
Host
We were talking earlier about how Trump had two assassination attempts and the second one was from a guy that we don't even hear from anymore.
Duchess
Oh, he vanished.
Host
He did.
Duchess
You know, I remember with the attempted assassinations with.
Duchess
Well, definitely with Reagan, because they tried to kill him.
Duchess
I mean, he was literally shot nonstop.
Duchess
That's all you heard.
Duchess
And that just with.
Duchess
Even with Ford, even George Bush, the guy who threw the shoe at him.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
Like that kind of stuff.
Duchess
Like, it was always in the news.
Duchess
They always talked about it.
Duchess
This happened to Trump.
Host
And it's like no one cares.
Duchess
Gone, gone.
Duchess
It's like in the wind.
Host
I don't care what anybody.
Duchess
The president.
Duchess
Right.
Host
He was never supposed to make it to the.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
To the election.
Host
They were going to try to kill him.
Duchess
Yeah, yeah.
Duchess
He should have been.
Duchess
They should have been all over this.
Host
Right.
Host
So listen to this.
Host
This just came out and I was shocked.
Host
We got two new revelations from the Trump assassination task force.
Host
According to their report, the Secret Service agent who spotted Ryan Ruth in the bushes outside Trump's golf course was only five feet away when he opened fire and missed him.
Host
Not once, not twice.
Host
Six times.
Host
He missed six times from five feet.
Host
How does a trained agent who passed the firearms test miss a target?
Host
Away.
Host
Five feet away.
Host
That's not all.
Host
The report says the Secret Service found out at 2:30 in the morning that Trump would be golfing later that day.
Host
But they didn't secure the course, allowing Ruth to camp out for 12 hours before anyone saw him.
Host
Meanwhile, Ruth appeared in federal court this morning and his legal team signaling they're going to go with the insanity defense.
Host
How convenient.
Host
Ruth's public defender said he has had multiple meetings with a mental health expert while in jail.
Host
And the witnesses who saw him before the arrest say he was hallucinating and delusional.
Host
Of course, prosecutors also revealed that Ruth has been doing a lot more writing behind bars than initially reported.
Host
Ruth has written nearly 40 letters to news outlets in an attempt to persuade them that he's an honorable guy, but they were intercepted before they reached their targets.
Host
We also know that only 17 of the 18 cell phones found in Ruth's possession belong to him.
Host
Why does he have 18 cell phones?
Host
And wait, he has 17?
Host
So who owns the last phone and why did Ruth have it?
Host
Right.
Host
And also Ruth has a.
Host
Nah, nice A cups he has.
Host
All right, so don't tell me that the Secret Service knew that Trump was going golfing at 2:30 in the morning.
Host
They didn't sweep.
Host
The guy shoots six.
Host
I would really like them to go out there and find the six shots and find out where they were.
Host
I bet you they were all into the ground.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
I bet you they were all insane.
Duchess
But sane enough to stay in one spot just waiting for 12 hours.
Host
Yeah.
Host
You ever try sitting in a spot for 12 hours waiting for something to come out and kill?
Host
I have.
Host
Deer hunt sucks, fucking blows.
Host
Tell you that right now.
Duchess
And it's not Florida.
Duchess
No, you're not sitting in Florida weather.
Host
Look, we're like 30 days.
Duchess
Smells so fucking dirty.
Host
39 days away until Trump takes, takes the oath of office.
Host
I can't wait.
Host
And you know why I can't wait?
Host
I can't wait for this guy, this guy here.
Host
I can't wait for him.
Duchess
This is our border guy.
Host
Our border guy.
Host
This guy, he's insane.
Duchess
I love him.
Host
I love this guy.
Host
What happens January 21st?
Host
Where do you start?
Host
Well, there's three rails.
Host
We'll start the first day.
Host
Number one, we're going to secure the border.
Host
Number two, we're going to run the deportation operation.
Host
And number three, looking for these 300,000 kids, we'll find them, too.
Host
President Trump's been clear.
Host
We're going to prioritize public safety threats and national security threats first because they pose the most danger to this nation.
Host
So day one, we're going to be looking for these public safety threats, arresting them, detaining them and deporting them.
Host
And if these sanctuary city mayors don't want help, they get the hell out of the way.
Host
Because we're coming, we're doing it.
Duchess
No nonsense.
Host
You say that.
Host
The left media has it backwards.
Host
Brandon, you is the bad guy.
Host
How are you the bad guy?
Host
You know, I grew up in a family full of cops.
Host
My grandfather's a Cop.
Host
My dad was a cop.
Host
And we're in a situation now.
Host
The left thinks those who enforce laws are the bad guys.
Host
Those who broke the law, the victims.
Host
Well, we're going to change that after January 20th.
Host
I love this guy.
Host
So that was, he was on Dr.
Host
Phil.
Duchess
I'm not mad at what he has to say.
Duchess
I mean, we're at the point point now where it's so extreme.
Duchess
We have to do something.
Duchess
There has to be a change.
Duchess
We can't, as a nation, we can't support just the vast amount of people and certainly the amount of criminals, the dangerous criminals.
Duchess
And something came up on the news today right before I came, came in here to sit with you guys, with you, regarding a seven year old little girl who was hit, killed by a drunk driver who was an illegal immigrant.
Duchess
How do you get his license?
Duchess
Oh, wait, I bet he doesn't have one.
Duchess
How do you get a car?
Duchess
Who knows?
Host
All right, so I wasn't going to because it's late in the show, but since you mentioned that, I might have to go with this.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
There was a, on the Hill today, they had Mandro Mayorkas and that's another guy.
Duchess
Alejandro needs.
Host
Alejandro, I'm sorry.
Host
Alejandro Mayorkas and this scumbag, I can't wait for him to leave.
Duchess
He's awful.
Host
So Senator Josh, he just does whatever Biden wants.
Duchess
All this shit Biden wanted, he's just the fall guy for it.
Host
You want to get infuriated?
Host
Listen to this.
Host
It's, it's long, but it's worth it.
Host
Here we go.
John Jamingo
Me.
John Jamingo
You just don't want to answer the question.
John Jamingo
Two days ago, two days ago you were asked about this in the House Homeland Security Committee.
John Jamingo
I've got the transcripts right here in front of me.
John Jamingo
You were asked the same question.
John Jamingo
Jose Ibarra, why was he paroled?
John Jamingo
You said, I don't know.
John Jamingo
You said, I don't know.
John Jamingo
I don't have the case details with me today.
John Jamingo
Congressman Bishop says you don't know.
John Jamingo
And you said, I don't know.
John Jamingo
I don't have the details with respect to that individual's case, but I would be pleased to provide them to you, Congressman.
John Jamingo
You didn't know two days ago.
John Jamingo
Now, interestingly, on April 10, six days before that, you gave Senator Katie Britt a different answer.
John Jamingo
She asked you the same question.
John Jamingo
She said, why was Jose Ibera paroled into the United States?
John Jamingo
You said, and I quote, ranking member Britt.
John Jamingo
There was no derogatory information of which we were aware.
John Jamingo
So you were happy to comment on the case.
John Jamingo
Then on April 10, by April 16, you had developed amnesia.
John Jamingo
And today you say you just won't comment.
John Jamingo
So which is it, Mr.
John Jamingo
Secretary?
John Jamingo
Now that we have the file, I'll tell you what the difference is.
John Jamingo
Congressman Bishop didn't have the profile and Senator Britt didn't have the profile.
John Jamingo
And now we do have the parole file.
John Jamingo
And now we all know that the reason he was paroled into this country was because lack of detention capacity, which, as you and I both know, here.
Host
Comes the chart, here comes the evidence.
John Jamingo
Is not a valid reason under the statute.
John Jamingo
And now that we know that for sure.
John Jamingo
This is right out of the parole file.
John Jamingo
Here it is.
John Jamingo
Subject was paroled due to detention capacity at the Central Processing center in El Paso, Texas.
John Jamingo
Now, suddenly you don't want to talk about it.
John Jamingo
This is extraordinary.
John Jamingo
It's also a pattern with you.
John Jamingo
So let me just try one more time.
John Jamingo
Have you read the parole file, Senator?
Host
I'm going to give the same answer, and let me say it.
John Jamingo
Well, which one are you going to give me?
John Jamingo
The answer you gave to Senator Britt?
John Jamingo
Are you going to give the answer you gave to Congressman Bishop?
John Jamingo
Or the answer you gave to Senator Paul?
John Jamingo
Or do you want to try a fourth one?
Host
Senator, I will not speak to the particulars of the case given the pending criminal prosecution.
John Jamingo
Yeah, well, I'm sure.
John Jamingo
Well, you certainly, of course, you don't want to because it is an absolutely damning indictment of your policies.
John Jamingo
Let's just review Jose Barrera and how Ibarra rather, and how he came to be here.
John Jamingo
On September 8, 2022, he was encountered by United States Border Patrol in El Paso, Texas, and was paroled into the United States due to lack of detention capacity.
John Jamingo
A provision, a proviso, a rule that is not permitted under the statute.
John Jamingo
You and I both know you know this.
John Jamingo
You knew it when you were talking to Congressman Bishop.
John Jamingo
You knew it when you were testifying to Senator Britt, and you know it today.
John Jamingo
You just never wanted to cop to it because the statute doesn't permit it.
John Jamingo
And so you lied to Congressman Bishop and you lied to Senator Britt.
John Jamingo
And now you are hiding behind the ongoing prosecution excuse because it's the last one left to you because you testified falsely under oath.
Host
Hey, wait a minute.
Host
When you testify false, isn't that perjury?
Host
And shouldn't this motherfucker be in fucking jail right now?
Duchess
Yep.
Duchess
I like Josh Hawley.
Duchess
He's been.
Host
And I love this.
Host
This is what I elect people in Congress to do.
Host
To go in there and hold these people's feet to the fire.
Duchess
Yeah.
Host
And it's.
Host
And it's not done.
Host
Because it gets better.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
John Jamingo
Then on July 19, 2023, Ibarra reports for a biometric appointment and was fingerprinted.
John Jamingo
This is now in New York.
John Jamingo
The results come back and indicate he has a criminal history.
John Jamingo
So he's in this country.
John Jamingo
He has a criminal history.
John Jamingo
September 14th, he is arrested in New York by NYPD.
John Jamingo
For what?
John Jamingo
Injuring a child.
John Jamingo
September 14th, 2023, he is arrested for injuring a child.
John Jamingo
What happens?
John Jamingo
The offense was never prosecuted and the arrest was expunged.
John Jamingo
I'm reading right out of the profile, expunged.
John Jamingo
Nothing is done to this guy.
John Jamingo
He had a criminal record to start with.
John Jamingo
He's in the country on illegal grounds.
John Jamingo
You have falsely and illegally allowed him in.
John Jamingo
He commits a crime against a child, he's not prosecuted.
John Jamingo
It's expunged.
John Jamingo
In November.
John Jamingo
Get this, in November, Ibarra files an application for employment authorization.
John Jamingo
And unbelievably, on December 9, 2023, it's approved.
John Jamingo
So this is your policies in action, Mr.
John Jamingo
Secretary.
John Jamingo
A criminal is permitted into this country on grounds flatly not permitted, flatly contradictory to the statute.
John Jamingo
He commits a crime against a child and then he gets a work permit.
John Jamingo
He gets a work permit.
John Jamingo
You want to know why?
John Jamingo
All of the jobs in the last two or three years have gone to illegal migrants.
John Jamingo
Working people in this country can't get a job.
John Jamingo
Their unemployment rate's high.
John Jamingo
Why?
John Jamingo
Because of things like this.
John Jamingo
And then what's he do?
John Jamingo
Well, we all know that in February he commits the heinous crime against Lake and Riley.
John Jamingo
Is this a record that you are proud of, Senator?
Host
You've misstated some facts I have read.
John Jamingo
From the parole file which you have said you don't recall.
John Jamingo
Don't have you miscited.
John Jamingo
I'm reading from it.
John Jamingo
It is right here.
John Jamingo
And I've just.
John Jamingo
Pursuant to the speech and debate clause, I have just read it into the record.
John Jamingo
And the reason is you have lied repeatedly to Congress and to the American people about this.
John Jamingo
They deserve to know.
John Jamingo
And the only way they're going to know is if I tell them.
John Jamingo
I've just told them.
John Jamingo
It's in the record now.
John Jamingo
I've read it verbatim from.
Host
Verbatim.
Duchess
Verbatim, Verbatim.
John Jamingo
The parole file.
John Jamingo
Verbatim.
John Jamingo
I just want to know, why did you change your story so often?
John Jamingo
Why didn't you just answer honestly to Congressman Bishop and Senator Britt?
Host
Senator, I am.
Host
I am confident that justice will be.
Zip Tie
Vindicated in the criminal prosecution of the case.
John Jamingo
Well, hopefully he'll get more of a trial than you got.
Duchess
Oh, oh, oh.
John Jamingo
Otherwise there'll be no justice for anyone at all.
Duchess
That's true.
Host
Why isn't this guy let out of the area?
Host
Why isn't he handcuffed?
Host
Why isn't he arrested?
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
But why isn't Senator Hawley so somewhere, somewhere else, higher up?
Duchess
Because I love him.
Duchess
He's on my congressional pick list.
Host
Oh, is he?
Host
He's your.
Host
One of your top five.
Duchess
He talks about doing the congressional bracket.
Duchess
He's one of them.
Duchess
If we ever get maybe in a.
Duchess
Maybe we can do that in April after the new.
Duchess
The new thing.
Duchess
Well, I know, I know.
Duchess
We've got a few of our.
Duchess
Our listeners who have their picks, so maybe we get them.
Host
Oh, yeah, we could do that.
Duchess
Submissions.
Host
Does that make your blood boil, though, to listen to them read that?
Duchess
Really?
Host
And how is this guy still.
Host
Why isn't he fired?
Host
Anybody that was that incompetent in their job should be fucking fired immediately.
Duchess
Immediately should be fired.
Duchess
But Joe Biden gives no shits.
Host
He doesn't even know where he's at.
Duchess
That's my point.
Duchess
Yes, Give a shit.
Duchess
He's pardoning people by the tonight and giving them blanket.
Duchess
Not only do you.
Duchess
Are you pardoned for this, you're pardoned for just this whole chunk of time.
Duchess
He pardoned for whatever may have happened.
Duchess
Biden's not like a specific crime.
Duchess
It's between anything that you did.
Duchess
You're not even the shit we don't know about today.
Host
He pardoned.
Host
Well, not him, his administration.
Host
Because he just.
Host
He's just.
Host
He don't know where the fuck he's at.
Host
His administration today pardoned a Chinese spy that was charged with pedophilia.
Host
Oh, okay.
Host
No big deal.
Duchess
He's not a good guy.
Host
That's all fucking.
Host
I'm telling you, man.
Host
This is why we have President Trump.
Host
This is why.
Duchess
This is exactly the reason how he got elected.
Duchess
Because people see what's happening.
Duchess
I think people's eyes are finally clear.
Duchess
And while they may not like him personally, he's gonna get shit done.
Duchess
And that's what people.
Duchess
People want to be safe.
Duchess
They're watching what's going on.
Duchess
It's scary.
Duchess
Listen, it is scary.
Host
There should be not one fucking Democrat should vote against anybody that Trump nominates for a position.
Host
Because if we get Alejandro Mayorkas and he is in there, and then the woman, the man woman, that's part of the hhs, what's her Name?
Host
Rachel Levine.
Host
She got in and she was in all these people.
Host
The other one they fired because.
Host
Or quit, whatever happened because he was stealing fucking luggage, that mentally ill patient.
Host
And you're going to sit there and say that you can't get in.
Host
Pete, Fox News guy and RFK and Tulsi Gabbard, they're still trying to make that fucking Tulsi Gabbard Russian.
Duchess
Oh, they're trying.
Duchess
They're really trying with that.
Host
They're still trying to make that dog hunt.
Host
And that's.
Host
None of this is going to work.
Host
And I'm telling you right now, if any of these fucking Republicans side with the Democrats and do not appoint these people, I want a primate primaried and I want them out.
Duchess
What's going like with Jody Earn?
Duchess
Joni Ernst?
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
What the fuck is that?
Host
She's the first one I know.
Duchess
Why is she doing this?
Host
You know why?
Host
I'll tell you why.
Host
Because she.
Host
Well, first of all, she doesn't want RFK in there.
Host
You know what?
Host
You go and you look at her donor lists.
Host
Her donor lists are all medical insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, everybody.
Host
All these people that donated backers.
Host
Yeah.
Host
People that give her money right now.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Get in there and dance now, puppet.
Host
I gave you money.
Host
Now go in there and dance and do my bidding.
Host
Fucking people.
Duchess
Did you hear?
Duchess
I didn't find the clip until much.
Duchess
I didn't see it until much later today, so obviously.
Duchess
But it just, as you mentioned about rfk, one of the topics on the View was that he's going after specifically targeting obese people to shame them about their body.
Duchess
And then her, her argument, Whoopi Goldberg's argument, where some people are just born big.
Duchess
Like they're big structures and things like that.
Duchess
I'm like, well, okay, that's fine.
Duchess
People are built differently.
Duchess
I can understand, you know, someone who's, you know, 4, 10, 5ft is not built the same as a 6, 4 man.
Duchess
And there's a.
Duchess
Obviously there's that kind of differences or whatever.
Duchess
But don't say that he's going to come out and shame people.
Duchess
He's going to shame the companies that are profiting off all of us.
Duchess
Look, I can garbage that's in our food, right?
Host
If I was at work and I was an alcoholic and I said I was an alcoholic, they would take me away and send me away for the cure, like eight weeks where I could go and dry out or if I was on drugs, but if I'm overweight and I want to get into a plan where you can get nutrition education and all that other stuff.
Host
No.
Host
Eat a salad, take a walk, tubby.
Host
That's how it works.
Host
So again, we are villainized.
Host
People that are overweight now, now they finally got a drug that comes out that fucking works.
Host
It's amazing.
Host
It's a fucking miracle drug.
Host
And I don't care what anybody says.
Host
I know it's fucking expensive.
Host
You know how I know it's expensive?
Host
I pay $500 a month for it out of my pocket, and it's $1,500 a month or whatever.
Host
It's.
Host
I pay whatever it is.
Host
I pay half to get it, and I continue to get it because it works.
Host
All right, it does help with diabetes, but it does.
Host
Does a lot of different things too.
Host
And then, you know, I see Bob in there poo pooing it, like, oh, it's this, it's that.
Host
Or whatever, whatever.
Host
What the.
Host
Bob, he's not poo pooing whatever he does.
Host
I hear dude all the time, okay, but what it does is it, you know, it works in the issue that makes you want to eat.
Host
It makes you stop and stop eating all the food noise that happens.
Host
It's a miracle.
Host
It's a fucking miracle.
Host
I've never seen anything like it.
Host
And I've been.
Host
Trust me, I've been on every fucking diet since the 80s.
Host
I mean, there's the cabbage soup diet, the North American diet, the Mediterranean Watchers, the Weight Watchers, Lean Cuisine, all that shit.
Host
Every fucking.
Host
You.
Host
What was that one where you used Nutrisystem?
Host
I've been on all of them.
Duchess
They deliver the food to your house.
Host
Yeah, I remember one time, Nutri System, they give you a bag of food, it's supposed to be for a week.
Host
I got home and half of it was gone.
Host
It was very tasty.
Host
But what I'm saying, I ate all four of them, you know, and.
Host
And I.
Host
Until I got hurt and I couldn't exercise anymore, you know, I.
Host
I used to be able to handle that.
Duchess
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host
You ought to take it, Bob.
Host
Maybe you stop fucking smoking.
Host
Might stop you from bashing you.
Duchess
At least not this morning if he's goofing on you.
Duchess
But, yeah, he says he's prescribed to help with addictions now.
Duchess
Drugs, smoking, et cetera.
Host
And I say, yeah, And I say that to say this because I used to love to play online poker.
Host
That, you know, used to.
Host
I have not played.
Host
I'll be honest with you, I haven't played online.
Host
That headset that I paid for is sitting in a drawer somewhere.
Host
And I haven't used it at all.
Host
At all.
Host
So, you know, there's a lot of things.
Host
Now, should it be 1,500 hours a month?
Host
No, because in Canada it's a lot less and over in Europe it's even a lot less.
Host
So we're getting fucked up the ass here because not only do we pay for this, we pay for the.
Host
What's it called when you.
Host
Science.
Host
What's it called when you do that scientific research.
Duchess
No idea what you're going to on that one.
Host
Okay, we pay for the research, we pay for all this other shit.
Host
And then the drug comes out and they stick it up our ass.
Host
Fuck them.
Host
And then, you know, Oz Epic has been a godsend.
Host
See, it's amazing.
Host
It's amazing.
Host
And then what happens is that people like, oh, you're fucking cheating.
Host
Fuck you, jerk offs.
Host
Fuck all of you.
Host
Just sit there and say that it's cheating.
Host
You go fuck yourselves.
Host
I've had enough of you with your bullshit.
Duchess
It's nobody's business to deal with.
Host
It works.
Host
Who gives a shit what it does?
Duchess
Well, you're grown man.
Duchess
You made your decision.
Duchess
Oh, you should get out and walk.
Duchess
Well, you can't right the moment, you know, But I'm sure when you are able to go do what you need to do, that's the goal down the road.
Host
Look, if I can get enough weight off where I can get new knees, and maybe this is going to work a little bit better, but it's.
Host
Oh, and here's the other thing.
Host
Like if I wanted to get a, you know, a membership to a health club, like whatever it is, and be able to go, will they pay for that?
Host
No, they won't pay for that.
Duchess
Yeah, they won't pay the 15amonth.
Host
A month.
Host
But you know what they'll give you?
Host
They'll give you, they'll pay $1,000 or $750 of your Manjaro bill.
Host
They'll pay for that every month.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
I don't understand how some things are apparently approved and some things aren't.
Host
Right.
Duchess
It's just, it's odd because you'd want.
Duchess
You would want.
Duchess
You would think the preventative is so much better than dealing with a problem afterwards.
Host
And not only that, you can help.
Duchess
Someone get a scan and make sure they don't have cancer or they have cancer.
Duchess
And now you're dealing with years of stuff and treatment and drugs and.
Host
Right.
Duchess
And then why.
Host
And also he wants to go after companies that are making our food and getting the chemicals out of our Food.
Duchess
I think that's not a bad idea.
Host
Yeah, it's not a bad idea in our food.
Host
Right?
Host
You go over to.
Duchess
I'm not a big fan of those.
Duchess
Those GMOs, right?
Duchess
It's in everything.
Duchess
It's everything.
Host
Right?
Host
But again.
Host
So here we go.
Host
But I get yelled at.
Host
See, here's the problem.
Duchess
All right?
Duchess
Nobody.
Duchess
Just to clarify, anybody listening?
Duchess
Nobody's yelling at John right now.
Host
What do you mean?
Host
No one's yelling at me.
Duchess
No one's fussing at you.
Duchess
Like you said, you get yelled at.
Duchess
You're not getting yelled at.
Host
Oh, I get yelled at all the time.
Host
Not for just this, but for my opinions.
Host
So I want to end with this.
Host
All right?
Duchess
I do this one more thing to go ahead.
Host
I know.
Host
Well, I mean, I want to end my rant with this.
Duchess
Oh, I'm.
Duchess
Go ahead.
Host
My rant is, I'm a guy that does this for fun.
Host
I have opinions and I spout my opinions, and sometimes people don't like my opinions, and that's fine.
Host
But what you're not going to do is change my opinions.
Host
And if you come at me, I'll debate you.
Host
I'll debate you till the end.
Host
Because they used to say, oh, you always think you're right.
Host
What fucking moron argues when you think you're wrong?
Host
Who does that?
Host
What kind of psychopath argues when you think you're wrong?
Host
Of course I'm arguing because I think I'm right.
Host
If I thought I was wrong, I would apologize, because I'm man enough to apologize when I realize I'm wrong.
Host
So if I'm still arguing, I think I'm right.
Host
Hence the Panama Red guy from the bromingos.
Host
And you're going to have a real comfortable lunch because we got into it over this Black Lives Matter thing after the Daniel Penny thing, after the Daniel Penny verdict came out.
Host
And I said, there's Black Lives Matter out there inciting a riot so they can be more, you know, back in the news again.
Host
And I said.
Host
And I'll say it again because I believe it.
Host
I've never seen somebody that should be called the N word more than those people right there.
Host
They are fucking disgusting, Marxist, racist pieces of shit.
Host
And they get Newstime and it gets millions and millions of dollars.
Host
They're buying houses in California and they don't even know where to put all this fucking money.
Host
And they've been exposed by Candace Owen for the bullshit that they've done.
Host
And where's the news there?
Host
Where's the news with these people?
Host
They won't talk about it because if they talk about it, they'll be called racist.
Host
And this is the reverse racism that goes on in this country.
Host
And I will call a spade a spade, and I will call this shit out because it's wrong.
Host
It's wrong if white people do it.
Host
It's wrong if black people do it.
Host
And don't tell me you can't be racist if you're black because of power.
Host
Bullshit.
Host
There's plenty of black people around here.
Host
And you know what?
Host
It's not even all black people, because there's a lot of black people out here that agreed with the penny verdict, all right?
Host
So anyhow, Panama Red and me are not on speaking terms anymore because he took his fucking ball, went home because, oh, I'm not putting up with this shit.
Host
So I even tried to reach out to him privately to talk to him, and he started his fucking bullshit, you know, stuck a tampon in his.
Host
Up his ass and went away.
Host
So again, I guess we're not friends.
Host
Well, I'm not friends with the Bromigos, and Dutch is supposed to go out and have lunch with one of them, so that's.
Duchess
I'm meeting Matt Mish for dinner tomorrow.
Host
That should be comfortable.
Duchess
That'll be fine.
Duchess
It'll be fine.
Duchess
We have plenty of shit to talk about.
Host
Tell him I said hi.
Duchess
I certainly will.
Duchess
He flies in tonight, so that should be interesting.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
So he's not a fan of flying, so.
Host
Right.
Host
So I.
Host
I spout my opinion, and if you want to come at me, come at me.
Host
And if you want to say I'm wrong, that's fine.
Host
I don't care.
Host
But these are my opinions.
Host
I spent a lot of money in here to broadcast to a small minority of people, all right, Just about my bullshit.
Duchess
We appreciate all the people that are here.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I love those people.
Host
The people who come in here.
Duchess
You have the right to say how you feel.
Host
Yes.
Host
And he has the right to say how he feels.
Duchess
The right to believe what you believe.
Host
But to be a.
Host
And just take your fucking ball and go home.
Duchess
Race discussion.
Duchess
And that's.
Duchess
That's what it is, right?
Host
You want to be a man and come over here, hug it out.
Host
Let's hug it out and get over again.
Duchess
Speak for him.
Host
Same thing with Doug from who's Right?
Host
Another oh, my God.
Host
Bullshit.
Host
We're men, all right?
Host
Just come over there, hug it out, and be done with it.
Duchess
Move on.
Duchess
Let's go.
Duchess
God damn it.
Duchess
You men are such a pain.
Duchess
What?
Host
What?
Host
I'm done.
Duchess
Apologize right now.
Duchess
All this.
Duchess
All the problems you have are with men.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Other men.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
All right.
Host
All right.
Host
So, ladies, the fact of the matter.
Duchess
Pay attention to what's going on.
Host
Hang on.
Host
I'm not done.
Host
The fact of the matter that women are more men than the men is the issue.
Host
You all got my phone number, and you all got my email, and you all can DM me in Twitter.
Host
What are you waiting for?
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
I think Jamingo just threw the flag.
Host
Yeah.
Host
It.
Host
All right, let's talk about.
Host
I'm walking here.
Duchess
Well, what else?
Duchess
I do want to do that, but can we do one more subject before we close with.
Duchess
I'm walking here.
Host
We got nine minutes.
Host
Go ahead.
Duchess
All right, Boomer Bob.
Duchess
Pittsburgh versus Philly.
Duchess
Who's winning?
Host
Well, I'll be honest with you.
Host
I've been paying attention to this in Philadelphia.
Host
They've been fucking around.
Host
The media around here has been fucking around with A.J.
Host
brown, and Jalen hurts over some bullshit about the passing.
Host
Just give me a second here.
Host
So Philadelphia has one problem and one problem only, and it's with the passing game, and it's squarely lands on Jalen Hurts.
Host
There they were.
Host
His receivers were open wide open.
Host
He wasn't throwing the ball to him.
Host
He was checking it down.
Host
I know what the going on.
Host
I don't know if he can't see over the line or he's afraid to throw the thing or whatever, but that's the case.
Host
And A.J.
Host
brown said what?
Host
They said, what's wrong with the offense?
Host
And he said passing can't be running because Saquon Barkley is going to be the MVP of the league this year.
Host
I mean, he's running for over 100 yards a game.
Duchess
That's crazy.
Duchess
He already broke records.
Duchess
He's only been on the team for half a season.
Host
Right.
Host
And it's not the offensive line because they're blocking and they're giving Jalen hurts time.
Host
He just can't see what's going on.
Host
The defense is playing out of their mind.
Host
And we.
Host
And I believe that the Panthers game last week was a trap game because they're getting better, and they won that game.
Host
All right?
Host
Thank God.
Duchess
That one, it was closer than it should have been.
Host
One guy dropped the fucking ball.
Host
If they didn't.
Host
If that guy didn't drop the ball, they would have lost.
Duchess
Okay?
Host
So that's that.
Host
Now I know people want me to bet on this game, and I will not.
Host
I will not bet on this game because I'm superstitious.
Host
And if I bet on this.
Host
The Eagles will lose because I'm a mush.
Host
And whatever I bet on, they will lose.
Host
And I can't bet against the Eagles.
Host
And I did this.
Host
I bet $5 on the Steelers to win the game.
Host
What I do is I have reverse psychology.
Host
I did this in poker.
Host
So if we get all in.
Host
In poker, you get all your money in and you get two cards to go.
Host
And let's say I'm ahead and that person needs a king out of the next two cards.
Host
What I do is I root for the king and it doesn't come.
Host
But if I say no king, fucking king comes every time.
Host
So what I do is I reverse mojo them.
Host
So this is what I'm doing right now.
Host
I'm reverse mojoing.
Host
I am rooting for the Saints.
Host
Saints.
Host
I am rooting for the Steelers.
Duchess
You root for the Saints, So that means the Reds.
Duchess
I'm rooting for the Steelers or the Commanders.
Duchess
Excuse me.
Host
Now, that being said, I'm not betting on the game, of course, but.
Host
But if the Steelers beat the Eagles, what I will do on Monday is I will wear.
Host
Wear the Steelers hat.
Duchess
Okay.
Host
And if the Eagles win, the Duchess should have to wear a Eagles hat.
Host
Do you have an Eagles hat?
Duchess
I did receive one in the mail.
Duchess
How funny.
Duchess
Should I showcase it?
Host
Go ahead.
Duchess
Wait and debut it now.
Duchess
So I opened a package up yesterday and I see this nightmare of a hat says go Birds.
Duchess
Go Birds.
Host
So if the Eagles queen on Sunday.
Duchess
Stinky vulture on it, that just has.
Host
To wear that during the podcast on Monday night for the whole show.
Duchess
I don't know what's on the podcast.
Host
What's that?
Duchess
I don't wear hats.
Host
Well, you will.
Host
You will.
Host
Well, you don't have to do it or.
Host
I mean, you said you want.
Host
I mean, this is.
Host
You have your terrible towel.
Host
That's great.
Host
Do all that shit.
Host
I'm rooting for him.
Host
I'm rooting for the Steelers because I'm putting my bad mojo on the Eagles.
Host
I know.
Host
I got all kinds of equal stuff over here too.
Host
All right.
Host
So my little.
Duchess
My little Eagles.
Duchess
My Eagles.
Duchess
Geez.
Duchess
He got me saying Eagles.
Duchess
I'm in my little Steelers area.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
Yeah, got my little Steelers.
Host
It should.
Host
Listen, it should be a hell of a game.
Duchess
It's going to be a great game.
Duchess
I'm.
Duchess
I'm.
Duchess
I can't wait to watch it.
Duchess
The only bump.
Duchess
First of all, it's a 4:00 game.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
How the is that?
Host
Because usually I was surprised that they didn't.
Duchess
I was Surprised it wasn't the 1:00 game.
Host
No, I was surprised they didn't.
Host
What does it recall when they move it to 8:00?
Host
I forget what they call it.
Duchess
Yeah, I know I forgot with Boomer charades.
Host
Here we go.
Host
It was.
Duchess
No, I'm not gonna remember this one.
Duchess
I don't remember it.
Duchess
No, this.
Duchess
I, I.
Duchess
Because I remember what it.
Duchess
I know it, but I cannot remember it.
Duchess
And I never remember it when I'm supposed to.
Duchess
So that one I can't get.
Duchess
Sparky asked who sent the.
Host
Sorry.
Duchess
I received this gift from John.
Host
Yeah, I had to send her something so she had it to wear because I know she didn't have any Eagles gear.
Duchess
No, I don't.
Host
So I didn't send her a Philadelphia Eagles hat because.
Host
But I figured Go Birds would be better.
Duchess
Go where?
Duchess
At least it was cheap.
Duchess
You didn't have to pay for some official license something or other.
Duchess
But, but the, the.
Duchess
Let me tell you what I'm the only thing I'm bummed about with a 4:00 game for 4:25 game.
Duchess
Because I'm talk.
Duchess
Obviously we're watching it.
Duchess
It's broadcast everywhere.
Duchess
This is going to be like a huge game.
Duchess
It's the same time as the Lions Bills game.
Duchess
Oh, and well, I'm gonna watch that too, but on my phone.
Duchess
But I mean.
Duchess
But like that's gonna be a great game too.
Duchess
That's gonna be an incredible game and I'm very much looking forward to it.
Duchess
So I'm like, go team.
Duchess
Because I like them both.
Host
I mean, team.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
Well, I can't hit picture in picture.
Duchess
I might, I might.
Duchess
I have red zone.
Duchess
So I might actually be watching.
Host
Yeah.
Duchess
The one thing on.
Duchess
On the phone or on the PAT tablet and then the other on the tv, just red zone.
Duchess
That circulates everything.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
I'm so.
Duchess
Oh yeah.
Duchess
Get to look.
Duchess
I've been trying to upgrade my living room TV for a couple years now.
Host
They're so cheap now.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
But I.
Duchess
I want a big TV.
Host
Because they're like 100 inch now.
Host
It's like they're.
Duchess
I actually, I have a short wall.
Duchess
I could probably.
Duchess
I can probably put like a 65 inch up there.
Duchess
But it's gonna go like.
Host
That's what you need.
Duchess
Edge.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I'm trying.
Host
I saw the 100 inch one and I, I saw there's.
Host
It's like five foot tall.
Host
It's insane how big it is.
Duchess
Oh, I know, I know.
Duchess
Well, the funny part is when I look at the 65 inch TVs, I'm like, they're taller than me.
Duchess
If I stood it up, it's taller than me.
Duchess
Like me, man, that's just so sad.
Duchess
I was like, oh, but I.
Duchess
I still want it.
Duchess
So I love.
Duchess
Sparky says, get a Samsung.
Duchess
That's the only ones we buy are Samsungs.
Duchess
They're worth it.
Duchess
I don't buy like the Lenovo or the junky ones in Walmart.
Duchess
I mean, but they're still so inexpensive.
Duchess
They even sell the Samsungs in Walmart.
Duchess
And I mean, if you look around at Best Buy or whatever, they're all this, roughly the same price.
Host
I bought a Samsung 55 inch TV in 2011 and that thing is still kicking.
Duchess
I'm not mad at it.
Duchess
That's the only ones we've had.
Duchess
Bob says, lg the.
Duchess
Was it oled?
Duchess
Oled.
Host
Bob's.
Host
Bob's always got a better one.
Host
No matter what anybody says, Bob's always got something better.
Duchess
He shops around.
Host
I know he does.
Duchess
He can.
Host
He can do.
Host
I get it.
Duchess
He's not decent tv.
Duchess
He's good for him.
Duchess
Well, as long as you figure out the ones you want, I would.
Duchess
I would love.
Duchess
I actually wanted a little bit of a curved tv, but they're still expensive and I don't need that.
Duchess
So I just want something I can watch football on.
Duchess
Like just big picture.
Host
Yes.
Host
All right, are we done here or.
Duchess
Are we done with this bit?
Host
Are we done with this bit?
Duchess
We are walking.
Duchess
All right, so we didn't do the walking.
Duchess
God damn it, John.
Host
Lots of.
Host
Lot of shit to get to today.
Duchess
I know we did, but it was a good show.
Duchess
I enjoyed it.
Duchess
So I'll go quick so I have the numbers.
Duchess
No graphics this week.
Duchess
Josh was not feeling well, and I was not about to pester him to create anything.
Duchess
He was very ill.
Duchess
Hope Jason feels better.
Duchess
Good luck, Jason.
Duchess
Jason, Josh.
Duchess
So, Miles wise, I have 2,320.
Duchess
I'm two miles ahead of Josh, who has 2318.
Duchess
That's not going to last because he'll probably run a fucking marathon tomorrow.
Duchess
But right now, as of this moment, I am two miles ahead of him.
Host
First time since we started this.
Duchess
Yeah, he's probably gotten 15 more miles since we started the show.
Duchess
And Matt, Mr.
Duchess
Decaf has 2,222 row.
Host
It does.
Duchess
He's been dragging you along.
Host
That's right.
Host
I appreciate that.
Host
That's a big load to carry.
Duchess
He's a sturdy little fella, so he's done great.
Duchess
So I'M proud of him for catching up so quickly because Everybody has hit 20, 20, 24.
Host
Yep.
Duchess
So we've all blown past that.
Duchess
And now whether we hit, we're definitely not hitting 25, but we're gonna hit 2400 miles.
Duchess
I think by year end.
Duchess
I know Josh and I will and Matt may come close, so.
Duchess
And I think we're done.
Duchess
Oh, do we have any voicemails or text messages?
Host
Jesus Christ.
Duchess
Well, you want me to remind you?
Host
I know, but you're supposed to remind me before.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I was gonna put it in the notes and I totally forgot.
Host
Of course we don't.
Duchess
Oh, people.
Duchess
I had asked for ideas for the bet, and this is.
Duchess
Now we're doing it.
Host
No one cares.
Host
They don't.
Host
They just.
Host
I won't do it.
Host
All right, all right.
Host
I'm getting out of here.
Host
Thank you for watching for those that have showed up and.
Host
And thanks for hanging out with us and chatting with us.
Host
We appreciate that.
Host
All our.
Host
What do they call that?
Host
Links are in the show notes.
Duchess
Wow.
Host
I fixed everything.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
You got the right time in there.
Host
At the right time and everything.
Host
It's amazing.
Host
Twice a week.
Host
Twice a week.
Duchess
30 Eastern.
Duchess
Yep.
Duchess
We're on boomerbunker.com.
Duchess
find everything there.
Host
Right.
Host
All right, we'll see you on Monday after big Eagles win.
Host
I mean, Steelers.
Duchess
Go Steelers.
Duchess
Woo.
Duchess
Bye.
Host
It.