Take Me To Your Turkey | Episode 274

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.

With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.

First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it.

The Duchess.

And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.

John Jimingo.

Together they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a p Bucket anecdote or two.

So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.

Without further ado, here are Dutchess and Jamingo.

Hey, here we are.

Are we stuff decaded?

Are we over Thanksgiving?

I'm just going to say this right now.

Turkey is the worst meat of ever.

Of ever and ever and ever.

In other words, I would rather have chicken, beef, lamb.

Turkey sucks.

It has no flavor.

Most of the time it's dry.

You've got a brine and this and that.

It's a pain in the private parts.

Duchess, my co host.

How was your Thanksgiving?

It was very nice.

I didn't have to do a bit of work.

I just showed up, had dinner, helped clean up, and I left.

That's nice.

It was really nice.

My daughter worked for three days prepping everything.

Well, you know, as it should be.

She wanted to do it, so.

Yeah, you it for 20 something years now, right?

And now at least.

Yeah, yeah.

30, most likely.

30 years.

You've been doing this turkey dance for 30 years.

The turkey dance.

What's the worst.

What's the worst Thanksgiving you've ever had as far as food or something?

Do you have one totally on me?

Yeah.

I up the turkey.

I didn't.

I realized when I was cutting into it, it was not done, but all the food was on the table.

Like people were starting to eat.

I literally snatched everybody's turkey and literally turned around and threw it in the garbage.

It was just the four of us.

They were shot.

I can't even begin to tell you how shocked they were.

Just the look on their face.

I'm like, you can't eat this.

And we just ate signs.

Couldn't you have just microwaved it?

Wouldn't that have been a better no.

You can't microwave turt.

No.

When it's once.

I knew it wasn't cooked all the way in the middle.

I was like, no, it was gone.

Gone.

If I could have sailed it out the window, I would have.

First of all, we used to get these 24 pound butter balls, all right.

And it took forever to thaw them out.

And sometimes if they weren't thawed out in the center, it would.

You just couldn't get them to cook.

So we had the same thing one time.

So I go.

I cut the.

You know, because I carve it.

I cut the breast out of it, the one half.

And then I start to carve it.

I'm like, oh.

So I carved it, put it in the microwave for about four minutes.

Rubber goddamn.

Enjoy the gravy.

Yeah.

All I gotta do is get the temperature to 165 and you can eat it.

Yeah, that's why I don't like it.

And here's the thing.

A 24 pound bird is.

Is hard to cook.

You have to be judicious.

Judicious.

And because by the time the middle.

By the time you get the.

Everything to 165, the middle is overcooked because they don't cook it the same.

Like, the breast cooks so much faster.

You have to take and put tin foil around the legs and the thigh so you could get the breasts up to 165.

Because if not, the thighs were.

Fuck turkeys, all right?

Turkeys.

I hate turkeys.

I'd rather go out and rotisserie, like six or seven chickens and cut them up.

It would be so much better.

It would be easier.

Here's a crazy idea.

Why don't we do it like a nice prime rib.

Do a nice prime rib medium in.

The center or just get someone to cater it for, like, by the time the investment that it is to do the turkey.

You can literally buy a cooked turkey.

You can.

You can go like any of the turkey farm.

Like, I don't know.

We.

We have a place where I was growing up was called Hank's Turkey Farm.

And they.

That's what they did.

It was like con.

It was just turkeys and it was.

The turkeys were delicious.

It was a terrible visit as a.

Hello?

Okay.

Paul says hi.

Hello, Paul.

Hello, Paul.

All right, so leftovers are in the oven.

There's no leftovers.

No, we didn't have any leftovers to bring home.

That's the only bummer is no leftovers.

So there was no nothing.

No sides, no desserts, nothing.

I cut you off in the middle.

You were just about ready to talk about how horrible they were.

About to dispatch a turkey.

Yeah, the.

This particular turkey farm.

They, it was, I mean, the concept is gross, but they, they would prep all the Thanksgiving turkeys and always said, one year I'm gonna just get a pre made turkey and just.

It's all baked and ready to go.

You can get sides and everything with it.

And one year I'm gonna do it just to make it a little easier.

If I know it's safe wise, allergy wise, I'll do it.

Oh, I see what you get because you got that whole nut allergy with your family.

Yeah.

And egg.

Egg's tough because that's in a lot more stuff.

Oh yeah.

Even if I just get the cooked turkey, nobody gives, nobody cares about the turkey as much.

It's all the sides.

The sides are what wins in my book.

I remember when my mom was making Thanksgiving and I was in my 20s and she was, we were living with her.

Oh, guinea pig.

Bob says, oh, you try guinea pig.

There you go.

I don't know.

How do you cook a guinea pig?

I guess you would like.

You would quickly take long.

We were there.

My mom makes a turkey, makes the mashed potatoes and everything.

It was the worst meal I ever seen.

When you cut the turkey, it was so dry, the slice fell over, dust came off of it.

The potatoes were like paste with lumps.

I said to my mom, did you forget how to cook?

Like, she's like, what?

I'm like, this is horrible.

Oh my God.

Well, I think that's where, where brining makes a difference, where you, you bring in extra moisture.

You gotta get the goddamn thing of salt water and salt and.

Well, you could do it salt free.

There's, there's tons of different brine recipes.

No, the salt and the sugar is what that has.

The salt allows the brine to get.

Into the well, you pickle juice or other ways to brine, but yes.

Well, what's been.

Pickle juice.

You need salt.

Thank you.

It's not just like a bucket of salt, but yes.

I'm just saying it's.

It's usually one part salt, one part sugar.

They put like some kind of berries in there.

There you go.

Alternative proteins.

Steak, chicken wings.

I'm all that.

Listen.

Good idea, Google head.

I'm telling you right now, the sides are the best part of Thanksgiving.

And the desserts.

My daughter made a cheesecake.

I only got one slice of it because diabetes.

I was only allowed to have one.

One slice of it.

It was a.

It's one of the best cheesecakes I've Ever had.

It had, like, a little lemony taste to it.

And it was.

It was really good.

It was really, really good.

Okay, I gotta stop the show here because someone noticed it.

Several people noticed.

Up in the left hand side.

Is that right Left hand side, there's a QR code.

Yes.

And that QR code, if you put your camera up to it, it'll take you to boomerbunker.com where links are.

You can add your email for our email list.

If, like, last week we had to show that the audio was horrific, so we didn't put it out.

So I could send an email blast out for that.

And then there's also our telephone number that we could put up where you can see the telephone number.

That would be nice, right?

Or you could just broadcast it during the show.

You mean like this?

Yeah.

All right, so a little behind the scenes.

We are back to Streamyard.

We are back to Streamyard.

So we don't have the echo.

Echo.

Yeah.

What?

But I had to use echo cancellation on this.

So this isn't really.

And I don't like it.

Because it's grumpy.

Yeah, it.

I don't have total control.

I need total control.

Easy.

Like, you know, I can move the camera in a little bit and adjust everything.

I can't do that here.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

Me.

Sorry, I don't.

Well, what do you like?

Less control or echo?

Well, this.

I had to turn off your.

I'll tell you right now.

I'll show you.

I'll turn.

I had to turn off echo cancellation.

I had turned it on.

So if I turn it off, it's the same thing that happened over in ecamm.

Okay.

So anyhow, the QR code at the top takes you over to boomerbunker.com.

there you go.

So hopefully Duchess isn't lagging anymore.

Are you not lagging anymore?

To address the lagging issue, that was completely my fault.

My phone or my laptop was connected through wifi.

Even though I'm plugged into hardwire it, I did not switch it or I neglected to switch it back from WI Fi.

So that is totally my fault.

So I ruined last week's episode.

My bad.

You didn't ruin it.

There was a lot of stuff.

It was just everything ruined.

Here's another thing with Streamyard, I have all comments.

I can't see your comments.

Duchess is now in charge of the comments.

Oh, okay.

See?

So now if it comes up, it's Duchess.

Duchess brings up the comments.

All right.

You are in charge of the car.

I can't even see them.

Oh, this way.

I can't laugh at them.

Okay.

I can't.

There's nothing.

I can't see anything.

So I have the power.

Yeah.

I'd give her something to do on the show.

I can't be doing everything.

Yeah.

I can't just sit here and just do nothing like John thinks.

I do nothing.

So what?

I think Dean says he will pardon me now.

Again.

I don't know.

It's still here.

I could probably cut some of the.

You know, it's like that turkey you get where some of it's cooked and some of it's not.

You cut away the parts it's not cooked, throw it in the trash, and then eat the part that's cooked.

I.

Again, you trim it, and you make the best of what you got.

Right.

You take it, you put it back in a crock pot, and then you make turkey soup out of the whole thing.

Oh, here's the big thing.

Is John wearing pants tonight?

Yes, I am, but there have been times where I've been here and I didn't have pants on, but I did not know that I'm standing or I'm sitting down, so you can't tell whether I have pants on or not.

Oh, that's true.

I cannot.

That scrolling text at the bottom is kind of useless.

Okay.

All right.

It's to encourage people.

Yeah, it's just.

So if you want to use that little number there, 856477, 1935.

You can.

What could you do with that?

Could you call or text or maybe send a text?

You could do either or.

But you won't.

Wow.

But you won't.

I had lunch with Deuce on Friday.

Actually, yesterday was Deuce's birthday.

I did not know that.

Yeah, it's birthday.

I don't know if I'm allowed to say his real age, so I won't.

Older than dirt, but.

Okay.

No, he's younger than me.

He's older than dirt.

Well, so anyhow, we.

We had.

We had.

It was great.

It was great to catch up with.

I hadn't seen him in a while.

You know, he's very busy over the summer.

Went on that one whole month vacation and.

Oh, nice.

Any news?

Any news to share?

Well, it was funny.

We were sitting there and we were just talking about both.

We were just talking about stuff and done.

So right here, like, it was almost time to go.

He says, so do you want to ask me questions about the podcast I said, no.

I said, the podcast is always here.

If you want to, if you want to do it, it's always here.

But I'm not losing a friendship over podcast.

I'm not doing so, you know, he had a lot of stuff going.

He says, no, no.

He says.

I said, well, it's here if you want to do it.

So sometime in January we are going to record a brand X podcast and put it back out again, which I'm learning.

I am as well.

So it's been.

You guys have had like a six month hiatus, so.

Yes, it's all right.

Things have to simmer.

Perk.

It was busy.

Things were going on, so.

But I'm glad to see you back.

So I said to him, I said, I don't even give a shit if we just come.

You come, we come over and eat pizza and drink old fashioned.

So don't even turn a microphone on.

I don't give a shit.

No, you gotta turn the microphone on.

The more you're drinking, the more that mic needs to go on.

Not everything needs to be recorded.

You know what I mean?

Not everything.

You can edit.

You're not doing it live.

So.

No, I know.

I can edit it.

That I know.

You gotta get up on the mic, get all the good stuff.

Get up.

Yes, get up on that.

Microsoft.

So.

All right, I want to get into a couple things.

First of all, what a weekend of football.

Oh, my goodness.

All right, this is from Thanksgiving on, right?

This is in a sports show.

But the reason I'm talking about the sports part of it is because it kind of passed the realm of sports and then went into news because Ohio State was playing Michigan.

Oh my God.

I think Ohio State was.

They were, they were 14 point favorite.

I know it was double digit point favorites like they were.

They were favored to win.

Yeah.

They'd stack the deck and players and coaches just every way.

They'd spent millions of dollars to build this up.

So Michigan, they're playing in Ohio State.

Michigan ends up winning the game, which phenomenal game.

Such a great game.

Until afterwards.

Wow.

So now Ohio woke up when the.

Game was over, apparently from Michigan, one.

Of the players grabs a Michigan flag and goes out to the center of the field and tries to plan it in the Os in the Ohio State.

Yes.

Logo.

Well, apparently that's a thing you think you're not.

These guys just did battle.

Now you beat them well, understand their home field.

Instead of being a gracious winner, some jack off brings the flag and tries to plant it in the middle.

There's going to be a fight.

It's been done in previous games when Ohio had won.

Although it was a few years back.

Ohio planted a flag and there wasn't a fight.

Their stadium.

Well, that I don't know.

I'm pretty sure there was a scuffle.

There has to be a fight.

But this happened also all weekend with several different teams doing the same thing.

Was there a fight?

There were several fights in the Texas game and the.

I think the Florida game as well.

Listen, all with the flags.

So they're gonna have to just.

They're probably gonna make a rule to ban all that.

Yes.

Yeah.

Unless you want to fight.

If you want to fight afterwards.

Yeah.

Then they should have saved all that energy for the game.

Yeah.

If you're gonna come to my stadium and then beat us and then take and rub our nose in it, there's going to be a fight.

Says Ohio did it in the big house.

I mean it was probably four plus years ago.

Dean, was there a fight, was there a fight afterwards when they planted the Ohio?

Because if not, then Michigan's a bunch of pussies.

Of course there was probably.

If you're going to plant a flag like that and rub us, there's going to be a fight.

I'm sorry, there's got to be a fight.

As Sparky says, don't come to my house and shit in my city.

Don't come to my house.

You know what?

Okay, it was a great, you know.

We lost, but it's so lovely.

We're not, you know, it's the wounds wide open.

We were supposed to win by double digits.

We got beat.

And now you're going to put your flag in the center of our field.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Dean says no fight, no fight.

Pussies.

Well, so either the point is, is either plant the flag or you don't either.

They're going to have to.

They're probably going to have to make a rule because it boiled down to where the police were pepper spraying the students and any.

Everybody and reporters, everybody on the field got pepper sprayed.

So.

So the fight started.

Now the coaches and the referees are trying to stop it.

They couldn't stop it.

These guys were.

These are huge.

These are huge.

Good people, very athletic.

And they're fist fighting and now the coaches are trying to get them off.

And now that there's this one old cop, he's like, fuck this, I'm not getting beat up.

He was like, probably.

He's like a rent a cop.

He's like, he pulled out the pepper spray and sorry, you want some?

Here, get away from me.

Here's for you.

For you.

And all of a sudden everybody started backing up and which.

But they got the reporters.

I think he got a couple coaches.

He got every.

Anybody near him, he maced.

Yeah, like Sparky says, fuck this, I'm getting too close to getting my pension.

Exactly.

But there were Dean mentioned there's a hundred thousand dollar fines for both teams.

$100,000 as there should be.

Yeah.

I honestly, because of the melee it caused afterwards.

That's problematic.

I would say this, I would make this rule.

Whoever brings the flag out onto the field after the game, they're suspended.

That's an NCAA suspension and you're done.

No, no, no, we can't.

I know.

Again, if we have to.

If you're going to do this kind.

Of well, there needs to be penalties on it.

And honestly I'm not suspended for three years.

I think, yeah, there needs to be either a player suspension or coach suspension or something.

I agree with that.

Like there needs to be a serious repercussion because clearly these students are riled up and it just incites more violence.

So we're at the point now where you can't put a flag although flag in the other teams.

It's pretty much a fuck you, you already won, you already beat them.

Ohio flopped, but they, they were more animated, it seemed they were more fighting at that fighting energy after the game.

I feel like that that energy wasn't even there during the game.

And their coach, their coach was.

He just stood there.

He just stood there.

Ohio State coach did.

Yeah, he did nothing.

He figured this way we were supposed to win by double digits and I just lost.

There was a lot of money spent on this.

They were like if they were going to guarantee a win.

And he did not deliver.

And it was, it was.

And it was a sloppy game.

Michigan did not look good to start and then they just came back at the end and it was phenomenal to watch.

And my youngest daughters boyfriends from Michigan and he's a Spartan fan, which is I guess Ohio.

No, Michigan State.

Michigan State.

So that's the green, that's Spartans and he does not like blue.

He's not a Wolverines fan.

So I messaged him.

But I'm like, but it's Ohio.

Like you should be rooting anybody against Ohio.

And the discussion I'd had with him was, well, they're playing Ohio.

He goes, well, I hope Ohio wins.

I'm like, how can you As a Michigan fan, root for Ohio.

And he goes, I hate the Wolverines more than I hate Ohio.

And I was like, that's wrong.

That's wrong thinking.

Well, that's like, when Dallas plays the Giants.

When Dallas plays the Giants, I root.

For the Giants, right?

Yeah.

Because I hate Dallas.

Because you hate Dallas.

Yeah.

My favorite.

Not that you loved the Giants, but the enemy of the enemy is my friend sort of thing.

My favorite team is the Eagles, and my second favorite team is anybody that's playing the Cowboys.

Will we play you in two weeks?

Oh, that's good.

We gotta.

It's gonna be such a good game.

We have to bet on something.

We'll have to figure out what that's gonna be.

We'll have a friendly wager.

Yeah, we're gonna have to have a friendly wager.

I don't know what it's gonna be yet, but we do need to have a friendly wager on that.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Here's the thing.

Perhaps our.

Anybody listening has a suggestion for a wager.

They can text it to us.

Okay, you did it.

You opened it up.

I didn't say we're accepting it, but an idea for a wager.

Send it over.

Okay.

Please put the ones up that they.

Please put the ones up that they don't and don't.

Because you open.

No, no, I didn't say put it in the comments.

I said text us.

Oh.

Oh, text us.

Oh, yeah.

What's that text number?

856-477-1935.

There you go.

Text.

Oh, that's a great.

Good idea, Duchess.

Okay, so the two comments in a row, loser shows tits on stream.

Whoever loses takes off their top.

Well, I'm okay with it.

Get ready to lose, John.

I'm okay with it.

Sounds like you want to see.

No, see, I would be okay with if Duchess would not, because then I.

If we lose, I have to.

There's other people I have to explain this to exactly.

I can't have a knock at the door.

He walks in, and I've got no shirt on.

That's.

You know, it's not happening, folks.

You could take your top off and have, like, a sports bra underneath.

They didn't say, you have to show.

Oh, he did say, show your tips.

Yeah.

That's not.

No, that's not.

That's not gonna happen.

That's not gonna happen.

Of course Bob goes there.

I'll tell you what, if that was the bet.

Take off my top.

Off a turtleneck gun.

If that was.

So many people root on this from this podcast, rooting for the Eagles that weekend.

Look, I cheat.

I even cheered for the Eagles last night because they played the Ravens and those rat birds.

So I was delighted.

Even though they scored at the very end.

You guys got a little sloppy at the end.

They did get seven more points on you, but you.

There was no way they were going to win.

Right.

It was like.

Was it seven seconds left in a game?

Yeah, they got another touchdown.

Yeah, but it was.

Yeah, they weren't even trying at that point.

They're like, yeah, so.

And I know I messaged you.

I said I did a little, like, just a little.

Like a little flap and then I'm like, I'm good.

Yeah, that was it.

It wasn't even like three.

It was like a little.

I'm good.

Okay.

It felt so dirty, like I couldn't do it.

No hand flapping for me.

I.

Never mind.

I can't say it.

All right, so then we get to Sunday and the.

The Jaguars were playing.

Who were they playing?

Texas Texans.

Yeah, they're playing the Texans.

And Trevor Lawrence starts.

Run a big dummy and you have the slide rule.

Now, here's my thing.

There, see?

Again, not that I don't think this guy, he went low, but you.

Sometimes these guys pretend like they're going to slide, but then they'd stand back up again.

I've seen Jalen Hurts do it.

I've seen Holmes do it.

There's certain quarterbacks that can do that.

I've never seen Trevor Lawrence do that.

No, I think Josh Allen could do it.

There's.

There's a few that are like, very, like, That'll spring and flip, like, immediately like that.

But it does.

Trevor Lawrence is just a big gork.

He's not.

I know, but it doesn't mean he couldn't do it.

Well, so in other words, so he goes to slide.

And this other guy, I don't know, Ally.

Ali Baba.

Ali Shamir, I think his name is.

I've never heard of him.

For El Shamir.

Ali Shamir, I've never heard of.

But what I.

From what I've seen, he's a really.

I think.

There we go.

Guilty.

Guilty.

So he lays a hit on Trevor Lawrence and knocks him the fuck out.

He stopped that man from the slot like that.

Well, you know, it's on replay to watch.

I thought he helmet.

I thought it was a helmet to helmet.

And then when you look back, he hit him with his forearm, but he hit him so fucking hard, like, you could just see the head go back.

Like he slammed into that ground and.

Like planting your flag on an opposing team logo, a fight ensued.

So now these big, like five feet.

From Trevor Lawrence, who's like flipping on the ground and they're all stomping around.

He'S doing the tula twitch.

I thought they're gonna step on this.

Poor.

He's flopping on the ground like a fish.

Holy.

I mean, fighting.

And so from what I understand, and I don't know if this is true, I haven't got on confirmation, I hear that the.

He's suspended for the season.

Like they're throwing him out for the season for this?

I don't know, because.

Have they thrown other people out for the season on that?

I don't know that, but I.

That's what I heard.

And again, this was on.

You can't.

You know, you got to check your facts.

You need to check a couple times.

So this allegedly, they're going to throw him out for the season.

I don't know.

But what I am going to show you right now is something that we have because now I can bring up the rumble chat.

I could have done this on the other one, too.

So I'll bring up the rumble chat.

Jody B's over there.

Hey, Jody B.

So essentially they're playing Basque, trying to bask.

Read that.

Yeah.

So yeah, five more games.

Yeah, it would be five more games.

And then why Con Rob says, is that AI Zane?

Yes, it is.

That is.

Yes, it is.

Okay, right now.

We can bring the chat up now.

All right, so what I.

I would say with that hit.

So I don't know, like, he gave himself up.

Like he ran and he started to give himself up.

But when you slow it down and you look at play by play, like when he starts to slide and the hit very close.

And I'm not certainly saying that that hit was still a shitty, dirty hit.

And for anybody, it was, it was a nasty hit.

But do quarterbacks, like, can you hit them like that or is it.

Can you hit anybody like that?

Well, back when I played football.

Well, you could hit a quarterback.

Yeah, I mean, you could really, really hit a quarterback.

Like, you could not.

When I was playing football in high.

School, nobody gave a shit about you guys.

That's why right.

When I was playing football, midget football, I broke two quarterbacks, collarbones because I had a move from the blind side.

I would leap in the air and I would hook them under the arms and I would arch my chest up and then when we hit, I'd break a collarbone.

I was.

That's Nice.

Okay.

Yeah.

I had to stop doing that.

They told me to stop doing that.

Stop breaking the quarterbacks, please.

We don't have any more.

Every time.

Cause the fumble every time.

Of course.

The phone in a blackout.

Like, I was like, I'm in pain.

I remember one time I heard it snap.

It sounded like a chicken bone.

Yeah.

And everybody was, fumble, fumble, fumble.

Go.

Good.

He fumbled.

He's now also, like, brain damaged from any concussion, broken collarbone, and.

And he fumbled.

But to.

So again, the discussion is with.

With the quarterbacks.

Did he give himself up?

Was he far enough where he gave him?

Because, you know, sometimes they run and they slide.

Yeah.

These guys are flying towards the quarterback.

How are you supposed to stop?

He put his hand up.

It was not.

He didn't.

He didn't, like, try to dive.

He put his hand up and he hit him, like, square on the face.

Like there was.

You saw the head go back.

It was an intentional.

The hit was intentional.

I mean, I understand that he was right there, and stopping was difficult, but he didn't have to, like, put his hand up to, like, further.

Further the damage to it, so.

Jordan's absolutely right.

In practice, the quarterbacks wear red shirts.

You're not allowed to hit them, but during the game time, you're allowed to kill them.

You're allowed to, like, take them to the ground or.

I don't know if the elbow is better because Trevor Lawrence is probably.

Well, he's probably out for the next at least two games, so.

Not that they're going anywhere anyway.

It's Jacksonville.

They suck.

But, yeah, he's blab, you know.

Well, that's what he gets for disrespecting my towels.

So last season, he all over the Steelers terrible towel, and he's been sucking ever since.

So, I mean, I'm not saying he deserved the hit, but, like, just, you know.

Okay.

And you're playing on the train tracks, everybody, but.

So Edward says, I don't know anything about sports.

What the is this?

Okay, it's not really sports, Edward.

It's more about fighting and.

And injuries.

It was more about fighting and injuries.

It's not really about sports.

Sports.

Yeah.

It's just that they had this big, giant fight as soon as they knocked the quarterback, and he's on the ground twitching like a bass, and they're fighting all over him.

I know.

Well, they ejected somebody from Jacksonville, which I thought was a little ridiculous.

Well, you're not supposed to take your helmet off.

Well, that's true, I guess you leave your helmet on Dumbest.

That was the.

I mean, listen, if I'm gonna go and have a fight with these big giant bruises.

Keep your helmet on.

Punch in the face.

Oh, you have to punch through the mask that.

Yeah, I've had it.

Yeah, I've seen.

I've seen.

I've seen players punch each other in the helmet.

And I don't understand why you're doing that.

That's really dumb.

I think they're so raged up that they're doing that, but they dragged this poor guy off the field with like four police officers, and they're throwing trash at him, which I think he deserves.

New Jersey would have.

He would have got hit by him.

And the police would.

Got hit with about 20 double or D sized batteries.

Oh, and Philly, for sure.

Yeah.

So they'd been waiting for him in the parking lot.

He was in Buffalo.

That pelted him with snowballs like they were doing last night.

Last night's game.

Oh, snowball games.

That was phenomenal game.

Phenomenal.

I didn't.

I did not watch it because I.

Got just into the fourth quarter and then I was like, I'm so tired.

But I.

The last touchdown I saw was.

Was Justin Allen.

I'm sorry.

Josh Allen sailing over with the football into the end zone.

And I see so many memes with him with a Super bowl, the Superman cape and like, hang this in the Louvre and all that.

Like, it's phenomenal.

It's.

It was a beautiful.

I gotta be honest with you, I was watching that game.

I was getting cold watching that game.

Oh, it's.

I can't imagine how cold those people were there.

They're crazy.

The.

The stadium was full.

It's not like they look like it was empty.

It was a full stadium of people.

They're sitting on snow banks.

Yeah, of course they are.

This is what fans do.

This is what football fans are.

Stupid.

They were so drunk.

There are people there with no shirts on.

Come on.

Walked in with no shoes on.

Crazy.

Had no shirt on.

He's diving in snow piles.

He was.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was.

He woke up with frostbite.

Frostbite on his nips.

Frosty nips.

Frosty nip.

Better than dusty nips, I suppose.

Yes.

Throwback.

Hey.

Yes, I'm gonna give a.

I don't normally do this, but I started watching the show and I think it's a really good show.

It's called Landman.

It's the one with.

I can't.

I can see his face now.

I can't think of his name.

He's got three names he dated.

Oh, that angel.

Angelie.

I know.

Billy Bob Thornton.

Billy Bob Thornton.

Boomer Charades.

Billy Bob Thornton.

He's gross.

Billy Bob Thornton plays the lead character in this and it's got X.

Well, it's the guy who writes for Yellowstone, Taylor Sherton.

He writes some of the best dialogue and not.

And I'll be honest with you, Billy Bob Thornton is the only guy that could play this because it just.

Billy, he just looks like a dirty.

Just a dirty, smelly.

Like you're.

When you're watching him, you're like.

You can almost feel like you could smell him through the tv.

Yeah, he played bad Santa.

He looks dirty.

He looks like he smells.

I know.

And then I couldn't believe it.

He was railing my girlfriend, Laura.

Laura Graham?

The one from Gilmore Girls.

He was railing her in the pool.

That one.

Dirty Santa.

Is that the moment?

Dirty Santa.

Remember the one?

I've never seen Bad Santa?

No.

Oh, okay.

Well, you broke.

Who's the.

The Gilmore Girls?

Is that the mom?

The mom.

And yeah.

She's so annoying.

I hope he put his foot in her mouth.

God, how could you deal with that?

Listen to her.

Her.

Oh, my God, I don't even know why.

How can I even be a co host with you after that statement?

I'm not a.

I didn't watch Gilmore Girls.

What the good lord.

You watched Gilmore Girls?

I loved Gilmore Girl.

I watched every episode.

Such a.

Oh, my God.

The writing's fantastic.

I'm sure it's lovely.

It can't be right now.

Jody, did you watch.

Jody's in the chat.

I'd like to watch.

He watched it last night.

Bad Santa.

No, he watched that Santa, Actually.

I know.

He stopped her from talking voice.

Oh, my God.

So you know what it is?

I can't.

I can't.

It's jealousy.

It's what it is.

It's jealousy.

You're jealous of the character that is Lorelai Gilmore?

No, my.

My eldest watched Gilmore Girls, and she would put it on, I guess on repeat, and it.

I.

There's no way I could get into that show.

I don't like those shows.

I'm just not into them.

Okay, But I'm glad.

I'm glad you.

Oh.

So Louise says real men do watch Gilmore Girls.

So Louise got your back.

See, I'm telling you, it's a great.

Besides that, Lauren Graham was hot when she first started that show.

Okay.

I mean, smok hot.

Oh, she was like ditzy crazy right up.

Oh, that's why.

Okay, you like the crazy.

It's the crazy.

Okay?

That's the crazy.

It makes sense now.

Okay?

And I'm just gonna tell you on Land man, his ex wife.

Billy Bob Thornton's ex wife, crazy.

And his daughter, crazy.

No.

So.

So no wonder you love the show.

Four episodes right now.

It's just a really.

The dialogue is really good, the action's really good.

It's.

It keeps, it moves.

It's really good.

If you want to watch, start watching a series that I think you'll enjoy.

Landman is the one.

Just my humble opinion.

Watch it and text us and tell me if you don't like it.

I do like the cray crayons.

I like them.

I like them a little.

John's all about the crazies.

So Mr.

Decaf said he binged 14 seasons of Blue Bloods for a few months and it's not even a good show.

I love Blue Bloods.

It's only.

They only got a couple more episodes left and that's over.

So.

Is that the one with Tom Selleck?

All right.

Little little known story.

A little known story is that when I worked for TV Talk, one of the shows that I worked on was the one for Blue Bloods.

We used to do Blue Bloods.

And they said to me, he said to me, all right, we're pairing you with this guy from.

He's from Tennessee and he used to be the morning guy for 25 years on the Christian station in.

And it was syndicated all over.

And his name, his last name is Brown.

I can't think of his first name.

God damn it.

I can see his face.

I can't think of his first name.

Fuck.

So sorry.

The great thing about him was he was so TV Talk.

You'd watch the show, you'd take notes, afterwards you'd have a 20 minute discussion.

That's how it worked.

TV came on and he really taught me how to be like a good co host, back and forth.

So when he would want me to talk, he'd say, so, John, I'm going to ask you.

Or he would always prompt me.

He was so good at it.

I have yet to pick that up.

Yet to pick that up.

But yeah, I love Blue Bloods.

I did the same thing with Dexter.

I watched all these seasons of Dexter and then I fell in love with Dexter too.

It's coming back.

There's some kind of another season that's really.

Didn't he die?

He did die.

I think it's the kid.

The kid.

Oh, yeah.

Kid might be, you know.

You know the kid's in following in his twitch step.

Yeah, I watched like a couple episodes.

It's too.

I find the guy who played Dexter so disturbingly creepy.

I can't.

I can't look at him.

It's what a serial killer should be like.

No, but like as an actor, like I'd seen him on other shows.

I watched him on Six Feet under when that was on hbo, which I thought was really good.

But his character always disturbed me because there's just something so I.

I don't know.

I can't put my finger.

He's very off putting.

Yeah.

Shut up, Alexa.

Okay, so.

Yeah, sorry.

But yeah, as it.

There's something about him that that's.

I find very creepy.

And it seemed like it was almost a natural for him to play a serial killer.

So yeah, here's a little background story.

Since you didn't watch the show.

That creepy guy on the show, the woman that played his sister, Jennifer, Jennifer Carpenter, who played Deb.

They ended up getting married in real, in real life.

Really?

Yeah.

So I was like, I don't know how I feel about this.

I really don't know.

I really don't know how to feel about this.

But Michael C.

Hall, that's who he is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's.

He just.

I don't know.

He.

I think he was so typecast as the one character for me and it's.

And I watched one episode of Dexter and it was so horrific.

I was like, I can't.

It's one thing to read them, like when you can disassociate, but it's another to actually watch it.

Like to watch the murder.

I'm like, it was really like, I'm getting mushy.

I can't.

I have a hard time watching them now with Dexter.

He was a serial killer, but he only killed bad guys.

Yeah.

Because he had to.

He figured, look, at least I'm going to take out the bad guys that get away with, with crimes.

Yeah, but he didn't.

It wouldn't.

He wasn't a nice murder.

He was still gross about it.

It was still a nasty murder.

You ended up rooting for him.

You wanted to see him get away with it.

Well, because you're happy he's taking care of the b.

It's.

It's a.

It's a justice.

It's like an anti hero.

I get it.

It's like Robin Hood, like, except he murdered people.

Well, and, and very neatly and like very like pre planned like with the bags and the tape and the Whole.

Wasn't John Lith one of the victims?

Yeah, that I think that was the one I watched.

And I was like, no, like just couldn't happen.

I, I, I think when things get so graphic at this point, I just tune out.

I'm like, nope, I want to watch stuff that's going to make me laugh and that's it.

Like, I'll watch cooking shows or happy and dumb guy movies.

I'm good with wives of whatever.

Not at one.

No.

Absolutely not.

Life.

Nope.

I There's nothing on Tlce E.

All those ch.

I don't watch that.

I don't know where the Hallmark channel is.

I don't watch that.

All right, so this might be our very last night together.

I don't know.

Sorry.

No, it's the reason being is because tomorrow is supposed to be the day that the aliens attack.

That's right.

And green men.

We'll let this guy tell us about it.

So wild.

So this man called Cliff High developed a software program over 20 years ago that scanned the entire Internet and analyzed thematic patterns and language that people were using all over the world to predict the future.

Cliffhigh believed in our individual subconscious intuition, but he also believed in our interconnected consciousness that we all draw from whether we're aware of it or not.

So using a technique that he called predictive linguistics.

Linguistics, he wrote a program that was able to analyze all the keywords and phrases and thematic patterns and assigned them an emotional value.

It then uses a formula to gauge our emotional tensions and write a report on events that will happen in the future.

Now, these predictions all came with a precondition that Cliff called temporal markers.

And that's kind of like a precursor event, like a trigger event that has to happen before the prediction will come true.

So the pre prediction will not happen until or unless the temporal marker or the trigger event happens first.

So what did this program predict way back in 2009?

This is crazy.

Honestly.

The software program reported of a battle in our skies that got chaotic and out of hand between military jets and UFOs and also interestingly, UFOs against other UFOs.

And this would mark the beginning of an era where non human intelligence became a part of our everyday reality.

And this was all to take place roughly 39 days after the trigger event happened.

So after that temporal marker event and that temporal marker event was Donald Trump being interviewed by Joe Rogan, which just happened the other day and is already the biggest podcast of all time.

But let me explain why this is so wild.

In 2009, when this prediction was made, Joe Rogan was far from being a household name like he is today.

His podcast that Joe Rogan experienced had its very first episode in December 2009.

And back then it was literally just Joe and a couple of his mates on their webcams in their lounge room.

He had hosted Fear Factor and he was the commentator for the UFC back then.

But even then the UFC was way smaller than what it is today.

And Donald Trump being the president, was not even in the Conversation in 2009.

He was just a real estate mogul and the guy from the Apprentice.

This kind of prediction back then was so far out of left field that it was hardly given any further thought by Cliff himself.

And now in 2024, President Donald Trump has just been on the Joe Rogan Experience, the biggest podcast in the world.

And at the same time, we have so many military whistleblowers, Harvard lawyers, Stanford scientists, all coming out and saying UFOs and non human intelligence are very real.

And that we, the public, need to be made aware of this before it's potentially catastrophically forced upon us.

The world is so crazy right now.

Okay, your thoughts?

Because I know you're a non believer.

I don't, I don't believe any of it.

Really.

No, no, not really.

Don't.

I think people love, love to think it's going to happen, but okay, I guess so.

So tomorrow it's all going down, right?

It's supposed to go down tomorrow.

Now you say that, but I'm going to play something for you now and tell me what you think about this.

What's going on in Arizona?

My cousin is an air traffic controller in Arizona, specifically at the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport.

What he's explaining that he saw overnight, especially on radar, is wild.

Now I did actually convince him to make a tick tock and talk about this.

So hopefully he's doing that today.

And I'll just end up tagging him because he has some really clear ass videos that he took from the tower.

But what he was explaining that he saw on radar was bigger than any airplane he's ever seen.

But the weirdest part of this conversation is the fact that he said that whatever he saw on radar didn't move at all until literally maybe an hour later.

Now do keep in mind, no flights were canceled.

Nobody seemed to be in panic.

But everybody in that tower and everybody in the airport apparently saw what was going on.

He said a ton of people in the airport were recording.

So I guarantee somewhere on TikTok you could find one of These videos.

But he said that after seeing one appear on radar, he saw dozens more appear on radar right after.

And that that said continuously been going on for at least two hours.

Two hours.

And these things just don't move position.

That's a little weird.

But then he caught something on video that I really want him to post on TikTok because I guarantee that will go viral in a millisecond.

Apparently in the midst of all of these things appearing in the sky, a gigantic triangular object came down right into midst of them, but you can see smaller but still bigger than the lights that had appeared earlier surrounding around whatever this was.

Now his sighting is just one of at least six that I've seen posted on Tick Tock over the past couple of days.

And me myself just a month ago in Washington D.C.

i had my own personal experience along with hundreds of other people that were around the area as well.

And to me it kind of seems like ironic timing.

I mean, I'm sure we all remember all the.

That they were talking about at the recent UFO hearing.

So I don't necessarily know what to believe, to be honest.

But for my cousin to be an air traffic controller and explain this in the manner of which he did is pretty baffling.

I mean, that's some pretty high tech equipment, you feel me?

But regardless, I am going to be diving into TikTok today to see if I can find any videos of it because there has to be at least four of them.

There's a lot of them.

There's a lot of.

So you watch this guy's.

This guy produced proof.

Well, I forget about that.

I didn't bring them up because it's just a video of.

Look at these three dots in the sky in Arizona when he's talking about it from different angles where they're all watching this at the same time.

So there's plenty of videos out there of this same thing in Washington D.C.

there's plenty of videos doing this.

And in your area, North Jersey, they've got pictures of these things just sitting in the sky.

Drones.

They're just drones.

For an hour they sit there with no noise, no, no, no propulsion, no nothing.

They're drones.

They have.

Where are these drones coming from?

Who knows?

It's probably military or they're spying on.

Spying us on fucking regular citizens or there's some bullshit going on.

All right, Honestly, I can't, I can't.

I don't even.

That's just crazy.

I'm sorry, I just.

I just don't like they're Just like we're going to come down and just hang out, like right here.

The whole airport can film.

Why is it not on anything?

On any.

It's not Fox.

Not on cnn.

On nowhere.

But.

But it's on Tick Tock.

But it's on Tick Tock.

Okay.

All right.

Who controls.

Who controls the media?

Okay.

Oh, you're right.

I'm sorry.

There's also a video of a guy, of a pilot on the Runway at Heathrow Airport in London and this orb drops down and it's sitting there like four inches above the.

The tarmac and just sitting there and.

Yeah, an orb, just like a little orb.

It's like work from work.

Just rolled down in his little space.

Down in his egg.

Yes.

Okay.

And it's sitting there.

And Nobody.

Nobody.

There's no security.

There's nothing at the airport.

He didn't call for help?

Nope.

Who showed up?

Nobody show up.

They might take it like.

Yeah, they had people at a congressional hearing saying that this is.

This is happening.

Bob says it was one of his testicles.

One of his testicles was leviticus all the way to Heath in London next to an airplane.

That's quite the trick.

Google had liked our more conference.

That's what I.

When they land, just going to walk out and go, nanu, nanu, nanu, nanu.

I just, I just.

That guy, like, Jody says.

That guy says, you feel me?

Like, no, I don't.

Okay, don't, don't, don't say that.

And it's.

I just.

This is just.

I really.

I just.

Well, we'll find out.

I hope you're right, because I don't want to see a war between UFOs and us.

I don't want to be.

Well, that's true, but I have a holiday party to go to on Wednesday and Thursday and I don't want to go, so.

I mean, if something broke out, I'd be cool with that.

Yes.

It'S cool.

God, these goddamn holiday parties are a.

All right, you don't believe it.

That's fine.

Okay, I'm down.

All right, well, I expect a full report on Thursday.

That's all I'm gonna say.

If we're still here, if we're.

If we're still alive, if we're still here, we'll see what happens.

Mork and his Orans let it.

Like.

What was his.

What was the name of the planet he was from?

He was.

Mark from orc.

Oh, it's from work, right?

Yeah, but I thought.

I guess it is work from work.

Okay.

I'm with it.

I'm down with it.

I don't remember a whole lot, but.

There was another name of the other planet.

Maybe I'm thinking of super band with Krypton.

I don't know.

Whatever that was.

The planet.

So there you go.

You got it right.

Remember, he would always.

At the very end, he would talk to the.

I miss.

I miss Robin Williams.

Yeah, that was great.

Oh, there you go.

Mr.

Decaf says independence Day.

Well, you know what?

Yeah.

At this point.

Bring it.

What are you gonna do?

Bring it.

I don't.

I'm just.

I just have.

Don't have the.

Just run towards the blast.

No, run away from the blast.

Get.

Get it over with.

Snow.

Oh, yeah, that's true.

End.

It just ended.

Snoke sensing.