Tesla Hat | Episode 283

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Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.

Hey, everybody.

How's it going?

We fired the old announcer.

Oh, that douchebag.

Listen to him today for a little bit.

What a lion.

Loser.

I don't know if you know who I'm talking about.

Talking about Eric Zane.

Easy.

But you know what?

We didn't check because you look a little.

You sound a little low there, Duchess.

Okay, Sorry.

I'm sorry.

You were just away from my phone.

Get that mic.

Get up on that microphone, kid.

I'm up on the mic.

You know how I am about.

You know how I am about podcasting.

You're fussy.

I'm a very fussy guy.

Yes.

Who doesn't know.

Not.

Doesn't know much about podcasting.

So anyhow, I don't know.

You know something?

I'm in a mood today where, like, song parodies are popping in my head.

It's like, today it was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Everybody in.

Discord's fighting.

Ha.

Discord was on fire today.

It's some tense, terse arguments.

It's hard.

There's no context.

You don't hear the voice.

Well, the other thing is that you don't get the tone.

You know, what happens is, like, when you have work friends and high school friends and other friends, and they get together, and those friends don't know each other, so sometimes it's a little tension.

You're, like, in there trying to play peacemaker.

Not me.

I just pour gas on everything and light a match.

Fuck it.

Let's see what happens.

Match like dynamite.

Like hold the door closed.

It's like, I got a cyber car and.

And a passport and an.

Ready to go.

That's right, baby.

All right.

Today's hello, everybody in the chat.

Everybody's all fired up today.

Good, good.

I again, it's.

The holidays are over.

Thank God.

I hate.

We're gonna get to you, Mike.

We're gonna get to you, Mike from Wheelbarrow.

Hang in there.

Full of dicks is in here today.

Red from Shitty Song of the Week is here watching.

Love those guys.

Bruce was here.

Oh, Bruce started his morning show, the Weathered View on X.

I always call it Twitter.

And that's what kind of started the big kerfuffle.

Can I say clear fuffle.

How do you say it?

Clerfuffle.

Clear fuffle.

There's a C and a ker.

Fluffle.

How is it?

What is it?

I don't know.

There's a waffle, a kerwafle.

All right, we'll go.

All right.

So New Year's came, and then at 3 o'clock in the morning, some guy in a pickup truck with an ISIS flag goes around the barricade.

The cop sitting there with his car with the lights on, so you can't go.

He's like, screw this, they don't pass here.

Yeah.

Up on the sidewalk.

Goes right around him and goes screaming down the street.

Kills.

I think that death toll's up to 15, or I think it's 14 in him.

I don't count him.

Then he stops the car, gets out, start shooting at the cops.

Well, I'm telling you, they lit him up, as they should have, and he did.

Pathetic.

That whole thing is very bizarre.

It's.

I don't understand.

In a city that deals with tourists, hundreds of thousands of tourists.

Plus it's, it's the football weekend.

You got the Sugar bowl, so there's thousands of more, more people than normally.

And then I don't understand why they didn't have a better barrier system.

Like, because what just happened in Germany two weeks ago.

Well, in Germany, they said, well, we had everything blocked off, but, you know, we have to have an emergency entrance.

And then they didn't think that maybe they would go down the emergency entrance or whatever.

I, I don't know.

So we're going to have to beef it up.

But here's the thing.

I think that we need to take away everybody's cars because if we're going to use these cars to kill people, then that's it.

Nobody's allowed to drive.

And I don't want to hear it because I, I, you know, when we took the.

Here's the thing.

Guns are in the second amendment.

Cars are not.

No.

So they can come take your truck.

Yes.

They go.

Hey.

Yes, Mr.

Domingo, please give us your keys.

We're done.

You're done, and you're gonna go.

Oh, yes, sir.

Here.

Mr.

Domingo, this is the police.

We need the keys to your truck.

We're taking your vehicle because people use them to kill other people.

Yeah, why not?

Okie dokie, right?

That's right.

See?

Well, why wouldn't they?

I mean, everybody's screaming.

As soon as there's an a mass shooting, they all run to X, Twitter, social media, whatever, and the first thing is, we need to stop these shootings.

And the one way we could do that is take the guns away from everybody.

And that'll stop them.

Well, we need to stop these car deaths, you know, running over pedestrians.

We need to stop that.

Here we go.

So now we're descending into madness.

Take away the.

Take away the forks.

Forks make people fat.

See, Sparky, see, there's a flaw in your logic, because I don't need a fork to eat.

I got these two things right here.

Those electric vehicles are quiet, man.

You can't hear them coming.

That's true.

It is true.

Well, you know something I don't?

When you're.

When a car's coming down the road, I guess you can hear it running, too.

Up, up.

Gobles here.

Apples and orange.

Goble, Goble.

Goebbel was the German Hitler's side guy.

You're killing me now.

I can't, all right?

That's not apples and oranges.

One is it causes death, and the second one now is causing death.

All right?

You have these vehicles, and these people are out there running people over.

And if we take everybody's car away, look at how many lives we can save.

See, this is.

You don't care about people.

You're selfish.

There.

Google.

You just care about.

What's Red say?

Outlaw guns.

And only outlaws who have guns.

That's right.

See?

That's right.

Red's right.

And if you outlaw cars and only outlaws will have cars, it's kind of hard to conceal a car.

I get it.

I get it.

I know where Red's going.

But.

No, I.

I mean, we have to get rid of these cars.

We got to get them off the road.

Look, think about all the people we would save, the lives that we would save.

What tree?

Oh, your tree.

I was gonna say Mike.

I'm gonna leave this up for the end of the month.

You know, here's the funny thing.

And I knew Mike was gonna be here tonight, and I knew he was gonna say something about the tree.

Because it was January 2nd and I have a tree back there.

I took my tree.

It's right over here.

I'll do a tour of my living room.

Cause it's all Christmas, all day.

It's all, it's off camera, but it's sitting right over here.

But I knew Mike was gonna say something.

He's that guy.

He'll take a picture of your background, he'll scour your background to find out if there's something back there.

Yeah, okay, well, here's my tree right there.

Yeah.

But I think we need to get rid of these cars.

I don't like it.

I mean, look at how many lives we could have saved.

And then we had the car bomb that went off in, in Vegas.

And they were trying to send a message.

See, you had the cyber car, which was Elon Musk, that's Tesla.

And they blew it up in front of Trump Towers.

So they're sending a message to Trump and Elon.

All right.

They were.

The problem was he put the explosives in the cyber car.

And that thing's made out of stainless steel and you can shoot it with them.

It really contained it quite nicely and shot it up.

The only person it killed, supposedly was the driver who had already shot himself in the head.

Well, he was shot in the head.

Let's.

Yes, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

I mean, it is a self driving vehicle.

Who knows, Duchess, I'm telling you right now, I am sure that the FBI is on top of this.

Crack, crack FBI.

And they will let us know exactly what happened.

They will not hold anything back from the public.

Like I heard that he also had his dog tags, his military dog tags on.

And he also had his passport and just convenient, right?

And then the passport didn't even burn up.

Just like on 911 when they crashed the plane into the tower.

One of the passports from the hijackers just happened to go through everything and go out the other side and land on the street.

Not burnt, not torn, just there.

And also got to remember Flight 93, that thing went in, tunneled into the ground, went straight down.

There wasn't anything.

You couldn't find a piece of anything there.

But what did they find in a tree?

Another hijackers passport.

It's amazing.

I'll tell you what, I don't know what they make these passports out of, but they should start making cars out of them because they're indestructible.

They really are.

It's amazing.

Those passports are fucking incredible.

Certainly they're all over It.

Hey, listen, I understand.

And look, you know, with me, it's.

There's the tinfoil for my hat.

Here's the issue.

Yes.

Remember when they had that Vegas shooting at the.

The concert?

The Jason Aldean concert.

Yes.

Yes.

Now they're saying it wasn't.

The guy wasn't even shooting out the window.

They say there was helicopters that were flying.

They were shooting from the helicopter.

Black helicopters.

They were shooting into the crowd from helicopters.

Okay, I know nobody believes it, but.

But if you go to.

You go back to.

And there's a website.

Damn it, I can't.

I should have had the website.

There's a website that has all these things, and what they have is the.

The.

Do you ever see the thing you get on your phone, it's called Flight Tracker, and you get on your phone, it tells.

All right, it had that.

All right, a recording of that, where these helicopters took off, flew up, flew around, flew right where at that time?

Where the.

What was it called?

The name of the Mandalay Bay was sitting there.

And then they all flew away.

And then a while back, they came back again.

So who knows?

But I'm sure, you know, the FBI wouldn't lie to us.

Oh, and there were shootings all over Las Vegas that night.

We didn't hear about any of it here.

None of it.

All right, here we go.

When this initially happened, people were saying there were multiple shooters in the crowd.

See?

There you go.

See?

And the crowd in the air.

And the crowd in the air was all over.

But, you know, our crack FBI.

And you know what else?

Here's a funny thing.

I mean, you know, what are the chances the guy, the police chief that was in Vegas that day.

Well, he left.

He wasn't.

You know, he quit.

And then where did he go?

He went to Maui.

And then they had that big giant fire in Maui, and it burnt all those houses down, except for the ones with the blue roofs.

I forgot the blue roofs.

The blue roofs.

And now in China, the fire repellent.

Blue roof.

In China, they're.

They're taking.

And they're taking blue, and they're putting it all over their roofs.

They're covering their roofs in blue because.

I don't know, I guess fire hates blue.

Well, fire's red, right?

Fire is red.

It burns up and it sees blue and goes, whoa, wait a minute.

We have to go.

Nope.

Over that.

Right around this.

Well, of course.

I mean, the government would lie to us.

The media wouldn't lie.

Government.

The government wouldn't lie to us.

The Media wouldn't lie to us.

That's, you know, they're there do that to help us.

Right?

Isn't that what they say when they knock on your door?

No, we're from the government.

We're here to help you.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

Oh, also, you know, one of our, unfortunately in, in New Orleans, they had the, that event.

But one of the, the senators from New Orleans is one of my favorite senators.

That's Kennedy.

Kennedy, is it John, John Kennedy, right.

Yes.

He's one who puts the lube on.

That's right.

Puts the lube on and gets him on his knees.

That's so gross.

It's so gross.

So, okay, so here is, listen, I did, I had a bad day today around here.

So usually I pull these videos and all.

No, I've been lazy.

I'm going right to Twitter.

This is an audio podcast, so it doesn't matter as long as you can.

Hear it, it's all good.

I'm praying you can hear it.

All right, so here we go.

This is on FOX News.

Joining us now from New Orleans is Republican Louisiana Senator John Kennedy.

Senator, thank you very much for taking some time out for us.

We know that you're very busy talking with law enforcement on the ground.

There are a lot of folks in this country tonight that are afraid of what's happening in New Orleans.

And I know that you're trying to get answers tonight as police search for other potential suspects, possible co conspirators.

Tonight by all accounts, with this new surveillance video we have now with what we're learning from police, this sounds to be some sort of sleeper cell, a terrorist cell on US Soil.

Is that what you're hearing?

Well, I should.

There's a fine line between anger and grief and I'm pretty much straddling that line right now.

If you don't believe in objective evil, all you need to do is go walk about 30 or 40 yards that way.

I'm here for two reasons.

Number one, these are my people and these are my people's guests.

Number two, I don't want to hear from anybody in the federal government that they don't have the reason.

Now the White House, the FBI, Justice, Homeland Security are in charge now.

We're cooperating with them.

I want to give them a reasonable period of time.

There's a lot of information out there.

Some of it is actually true.

I want to give them a reasonable period of time, but they need to saddle up and ride.

We need to find out what happened here and it's not going to be covered up.

We're going to tell the American people exactly what happened.

And that.

And that's why I'm down here.

We know a lot more than what's being reported.

I should.

But they are in the middle of an active investigation.

Not.

I want to do anything to screw it up.

Okay.

But I'm also not going to let them take the pressure off.

Okay?

Got it.

Senator, you did promise transparency earlier in the press conference that you took part in this afternoon.

Are you getting the same sense that the FBI had been tracking this suspect, or are you getting the sense that they perhaps somehow missed this?

I can't answer that.

I can't answer that.

But that means yes.

That means yes.

What do you mean you can't answer it?

So.

Right.

And you also.

An interesting response.

It was.

Yeah, right.

So then he also did a.

A press conference.

And.

And what a mess that was.

Right.

And so then he's sitting over there and NBC, he says, they go.

They go, oh, look, NBC's on the right.

And he goes, I don't think so.

They're not on the right.

So they go, I don't get it.

And he goes, I knew you wouldn't.

So then, our favorite border crosser from the View, Anna Navarro.

Whoops.

Wait a minute.

Here it is.

Here's the thing.

Say something.

Here it is.

Here's what it is.

So this is what happened.

Can I say something?

Tell me who you're with.

WSU.

Okay.

And CBS.

NBC's over here on the right.

Oh, that's unusual position.

I don't get it.

You.

You wouldn't look.

All right, so that was what?

So then Anna Navarro says at least 10 peoples was killed in a D attack in your.

In his state.

Hell of a time to distasteful attempt at humor by Senator John Kennedy.

The reason I bring this up is the comments are so tasty.

Here we go.

The terrorist attack happened because your guy left the border open, turned FBI resources to attacking Catholics and MAGA grandmas and normalizing America.

Hate in America.

In Americans.

Hatred of America, perhaps.

Sit this one out, tubby.

Lay off the Twinkies.

Oh, my God.

There's a picture of like, her eating a box of Twinkies.

Like a box.

Like a case.

Oh, dear.

Here's one.

He's mad.

He has a right to be.

I like how he elbowed that FBI front woman right out of the way.

No one needs to hear their evasive and cover up story right now.

Yeah, he did.

He pushed her right back.

He just like, stepped right in front of her.

Like, okay, we're going.

Here's one.

First time I hear, first time hearing him speak.

He's not being funny.

He's insulting the media for being biased and then again for not comprehending what he meant.

As if you could recognize humor when it happened.

Anyway.

Yeah, I mean, she's on the View, right?

Poor msnbc.

I can hear the violins.

So again, and just every time someone comes on to Twitter from the left, right.

They immediately get ratioed in the, in the comments.

And I'm 100% for it.

He shoved her and said for the Confederacy.

It looks like he could, looks like he could have said that.

Here's one I, I got.

Your news station has worse ratings in the Food Network.

Perhaps focus on that a bit more.

Yeah, that's just a mess.

That's not the, and the, the message on that.

I mean, if you're gonna take any light hearted bit of anything from this entire event, it was, it was funny.

And I think people needed a moment to like, you know, reflect on, have, have a little bit of a sense of humor because this is such a terrible situation.

I don't know.

Yeah, here, this Trump.

I love when they use the AI Trump holding a box of Kleenex.

Nick DePaulon.

Oh, he's a charmer, that guy.

You're humorous like the rest of the twats on the left.

Please shut the up.

So, so I think it's funny, but yeah, and then like I said, the cyber truck, that guy, he, he, that.

Truck maintained that explosion quite nicely because any other vehicle would have like blown out the windows on the Trump.

The Trump building.

So what happened?

So this guy blew the truck up and then shot himself or did he shoot himself and then blow the truck up?

They indicated that he had, he had shot himself.

There was a self inflicted bullet wound.

Okay.

Which killed him and then the truck had exploded.

Okay.

So I don't know if he triggered something and then shot himself or was shot and his vehicle was driven there because Tesla.

And then they blew it up.

Who the knows?

I'm sure there'll be conspiracy theories.

Here's a, here's a funny thing.

That guy, the one that.

With his dog tags.

Schrodinger's suicide.

Yeah.

And he had the dog tags and all that.

That guy there, you know, he was a Green Beret and he was trained in explosives.

Now don't you think that he could have made a better bomb than what they actually made there sound like the, you know, why would he just use like gasoline or fireworks.

I mean, I'm pretty sure he planned it.

Do you think?

I'm not 100 and you know something, here's something else.

Or somebody planned it and he just was there.

Well, I don't know.

Yeah, again, you know, it might be me.

I don't know.

I'm just asking questions.

Just me asking questions.

But you know where he was out of, where he came from?

Fort Hood and.

Oh, you know where the other guy from New Orleans came from?

Fort Hood.

Would it be Fort Hood?

Yes.

And here's again, just asking questions.

Probably just a coincidence.

Throwing them out.

Just throwing them out there.

Yeah, go ahead.

Remember the guy that was at the golf course and he sat there for 12 hours and was going to shoot Trump?

Oh, the one that they all missed.

All the FBI and Secret Service didn't see him.

Listen, the Secret Service was five feet away from him, shot eight shots and missed them every time.

And missed them.

Yeah, just missed them.

You know where he, he went and visited Fort Hood over a hundred times.

Sure.

It's just a coincidence.

I can't imagine that those things will be like again.

I know, I know.

I'm a conspiracy theorist.

Everybody tells me this side to barrel there, John.

Just trying to make it all work.

When you see these things happen and you say to yourself, God, I don't.

Yeah, how does that happen?

How do we do?

When does this happen?

Yeah, well, boy, that's funny that, that all just perfect lined up together and amazing coincidence.

I know that's all it is.

And I'm sure the FBI and Homeland Security and the secrets are.

I'm sure they're all over that.

Absolutely.

And once they finish their investigation, they will go to the, the mainstream media and they will tell the American public the truth.

I'm sure that's going to happen.

It has to.

This is America.

The media doesn't lie to us, right?

Of course not.

I have 100 faith in our media.

I think that's my thing for 2025.

I think I'm just going to be more skeptical.

More skeptical.

More skeptical.

I'll get you some more tinfoil.

Yeah, I'm gonna need more.

Everybody send John, tinfoil, please.

Here's the thing.

I think my tinfoil is worn out.

I, I don't think it's as protective as it once was.

You need the thicker stuff.

I do.

I think I need, need the heavy duty aluminum.

Yeah, I might just take some.

I might ask Elon Musk to send me a stainless steel cyber hat that I could just, just put it on like a Tesla.

Oh, my God.

You know how much money he would make if he actually.

Jesus Christ.

Tesla.

Like a SCUBA helmet.

I gotta write these titles down.

Tesla hat.

Yeah, please.

We get done with the episode.

I'm like, I don't remember what we said.

It's always, always the way I'll get done.

And they'll say, what'd you talk about?

I'm like, I don't remember.

I don't remember.

I have to go.

Should we talk about.

Go look.

I listened back to see how funny I was or not.

We have our moments, I think.

Yeah, well, you know, just one of those things.

Hey, I don't know if anybody was paying attention yesterday.

Yesterday afternoon, but at 1:00, Boomer, Bob and Tom took over this show and they came on and they did.

They did.

They started doing a show and I was in the chat and I was kind of doing some things, and then.

So they took over our.

They took over our stream.

Those two.

Those two guys took over our stream.

And then Bob says, he said out loud, I couldn't believe he said this.

He says, boy, I wish John would come in here and answer these questions.

That's all you had to say to me.

You didn't even have to say it out loud.

I blipped in there.

So then I took over him taking over our show.

He did.

And then Dutchess said something, and I said, come on in.

I saw somebody had written it, but I didn't know who it was.

And then the four of us did about another two hours exactly.

Sparky says, and shortly after Dutchess showed up.

Shortly after Dutchess showed up, I was working on emails.

So I was like, in front of the computer anyway, so I was like.

Okay, yeah, the email's over.

So the funny thing about the.

The show is when we came in, we did take it over, to be honest with you.

Sorry.

And there was this one point where.

I know where you're going.

You know, I like to make a point.

And sometimes Duchess tries to steer me away, or she talks when I'm talking, but underneath.

And here's the thing.

I don't mind if Duchess disagrees with me, but what I would like her to do is let me make an ass out of myself first and state my point.

And then after that, she can come back and tell me how wrong I am.

I have to wait my turn.

Yes, that's all.

Wait your turn.

So apparently when I woke up this morning, producer Mike said, hey, there's a part I can't seem to Download the video because he has access to our stream yard and he has access to stuff.

So he says, hey, you know what?

Is there any way you can pull this video for me?

Because I got an idea.

So of course I did.

I pulled the video and he sent us a video.

Now, I haven't seen it yet.

No, haven't seen it because we don't know.

We don't know who's going to get picked on here.

We don't know if it's me.

I think it's going to be me.

It's going to be Duchess.

I'm sure it's no idea.

But there was a little dust up between the Duchess and I.

Yes.

And then we just kept going and it was funny.

After the show, I sent her a message and said, are you mad at me?

And she's like, why would I be mad at you?

So then we ended up talking.

Yeah, but let's find out what producer Mike said.

Listen, we need to educate.

We need to take edge and not.

And I'm not just talking about us.

I'm talking about white people, black people, Hispanic people, Americans.

No, hang on.

Just saying.

If you want to say that.

American.

Okay.

American Hispanics, American Caucasians, American blacks.

We need to take education.

Right.

I can finish my sentence.

I don't need you to help me over there.

Yeah, I can if you would shut up.

Suck it, sidekick.

If we take everybody.

Damn it.

Oh, no.

Oh, that's fabulous.

Yeah, I got this.

That's what I got.

It was in the moment.

I need that in stories.

Please send me that so I can share it in our social, because that's hysterical.

Thank you, Mike.

You can put that on Tick tock.

Yeah, we could put it on TikTok.

Thank you, Google.

Google head says brilliant.

Yes, I was.

I'd have nothing to do with that.

All I did was clip the audio or the video and send it to him.

That was all sucket, Sidekick.

All right.

And Tom says, $20 tip for gangsta touches.

Okay, so here's.

Here's the funny thing.

So when I went in this.

When I went in to make the intro, when I had to use Devin from heaven for the intro of the.

Of the podcast, I went in and I saw Dutchess say, suck it, sidekick.

And I was like, what the fuck is this?

Because I it.

So I saw it.

I was like, what did he use this for?

So I wasn't sure where it came in from, but I was pretty good.

Sock it, Sidekick.

I gotta get.

I think I can go back and pull that and Actually put it on the soundboard.

I didn't say that.

I know you.

No, it's AI Duchess that said so.

Oh, okay.

He went in and he went in into 11 labs and used your voice.

And said, sockets, kid.

Oh, my God.

Like, was I that mad where I said that?

No, no, it was just.

I got this.

This I got.

That's gonna be a staple of the show, to be quite honest with you, right here.

A.

Okay, so today, yeah, for some reason, Mike comes into our discord.

Now, listen, a lot of podcasters have their own discord.

Mike from Wheelbarrow Full Dicks has their discord.

Aaron from I had to say it had as his discord.

So a bunch of us have discords.

Red has a discord I'm not invited to.

I wasn't sure.

I'm just saying I'm not part.

I'm not part of that discord, but I am part of Mike's discord, and I'm part of Aaron's discord.

And we have a discord, too, that anybody can come in.

So Mike comes in and says, what's this Weathered view?

Weathered report.

Is that about the weather?

So this starts a big kerfuffle.

Now, I know Mike.

When I first started interacting with Mike, he's a troll, but he's.

And when he trolls for me, I.

I would get mad at him, and I would go back and fight him, but now I know what he's doing.

So what I did when we had this thing, I just went in and said, troller.

Yes.

So the next thing I know, there is a notification that pops up in Mike's discord.

So I go, okay, what's this?

So I go over to look at it.

Now they're over in Mike's discord arguing.

He says, you're adding sass.

Yes.

So Mike comes over, and I find out that Mike's bitching in his discord that I insulted him, and he wants.

An apology in our discord.

So he's talking shit in his discord.

In his discord about all our discord.

You following this?

Is this too much for you?

Yeah.

So then I go in there and I put troll alert and his discord.

But here's the thing.

It's like when you have friends, and then you bring your friends in.

Like, say you have high school friends and you have college friends, and you have work friends.

Okay?

And then you go out somewhere and you invite your college friends and your work friends and your work friends.

Don't know your college friends.

Okay?

Everybody knows each other.

Differently, Right?

They know.

Yeah, they don't know.

So the next thing you know, someone pops off and you know that your friend's not that way, but your other friend doesn't know that.

And next thing you know, they're in a fistful.

You're not in a fist fight, but they're in a fight.

They're in an argument, and you're like, jesus Christ.

Yeah, they're in a.

They're in a kerfuffle, whatever that's called.

They're in your waffle.

They're in a waffle.

They're in a Waffle House.

Usually by, you know, if you're ever there, 3 o'clock in the morning in a Waffle House with a bunch of black people.

You know what I'm talking about, right, Duchess?

I don't go to waffle.

There's no Waffle House here.

That's true.

You know, okay, here's a little trivia question for you.

You know where the closest Waffle House to us is?

Elkton, I would think it.

I'm not going to be like, Tom, I'm going to tell you.

Right.

I'm not even going to give a chance to answer.

It is Elkton, Maryland, is the closest Waffle House.

Actually, we were going to stop when we did.

My girlfriend and I did the Mammoth March two years ago.

We were in Maryland, and we could have stopped at.

We could have.

It would have been a little bit out of the way, but we could have stopped, actually.

And I'm a fan of the Waffle House.

I am, too.

We went to Tennessee a year ago, and, man, I went.

We went there for like, three days in a row.

Paul was like, do we.

Do we have to go back here?

I'm like, yes, yes.

We didn't.

I want to be smothered.

See, Duchess likes to be smothered and covered, as they do at the Waffle House.

I don't know what that means.

You don't get your.

When you get your hash browns, you don't get them smothered in onions and covered in cheese.

Oh, is that what that means?

Okay.

I don't.

I don't know the whole.

Gotta get it.

You got to get your smothered and covered.

The hell.

It's weird.

They just take, like, a piece of cheese and, like, just drop it on there.

I'm like, oh, okay.

Is that how to do it?

But maybe that's an Elkton.

Like when we were.

No, that was in Tennessee.

Oh, really?

Yeah, it was like an American.

A piece of American cheese.

They just drop it on top of the hash browns.

Yeah.

On.

On my eggs and the.

On the grits.

They just.

It was like a square cheese.

It was very strange.

Really?

Yeah.

Interesting.

I've never had that issue.

Maybe that's a new thing.

Well, here.

So here's what Jody says.

Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked.

Chunked top.

There you go.

That's it.

That's how it roll.

That's how you roll.

Sounds sexy.

Here's the thing.

What's better?

It's good.

Waffle House or Cracker Barrel?

Oh, different.

I'm a.

I'm a Waffle House over a Cracker Barrel.

I don't know.

I've been to more Cracker Barrels.

Yeah, me too.

There's one right down here.

Right down the street here.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Always off the thruways.

Like off a 95 somewhere.

I.

I don't know.

I think waffle.

I think the Waffle House is an experience.

Yes.

And with Cracker Barrel, it's like if I want to eat and then go shopping.

Well, it's a lot of shitty things.

Yeah, it's all the touristy shit.

But yeah.

I heard somebody the other day say.

And that's the first time I've heard this.

Here you go.

Waffle House versus IHOP versus Denny's.

Yeah, okay.

Denny's out now.

Denny's.

Waffle House over IHOP about 20, I'm.

Gonna say, 35 years ago, there was a chain here and it was called Sambos and Sambo.

It's called what?

Sambos.

Oh, no, no.

Yes.

That is wrong.

It was.

I think that's what happened.

I think Sambos, either they were sold.

And had a name, closed the doors and gone forever.

But there was a Sambos in.

In where I live, you know, near me and.

Okay, here we go.

Tom says Waffle House for breakfast.

Crack or bow if you want a meal.

Okay, I'm on board with that.

I think that's.

Yeah.

And I agree with Jody.

IHOP sucks.

Yeah.

But here's the thing.

We're in New Jersey.

We're in Jersey, baby.

And in New Jersey, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a diner.

And I'm sorry, people, if you don't live in an area that is abundant with dine.

Oh, Sambo's turned into Denny's.

How about that?

I did not know that.

So sambos are like.

Whoa, hold on.

Whoa.

Sambos.

I have something to talk about.

Denny's.

My sister in law had bought Paul and I gifts.

Do you ever see the coffee Mugs that turn like that.

Once you put the coffee in it, like, the picture changes.

My sister in law had bought us mugs, and it was a picture of Santa.

And then when you put the coffee in, Santa darkened up.

Oh.

But.

Yeah, but it was like they.

Those mugs, like, vanished because they.

They were kind of.

They called them racist.

And then, like, looking back, I'm like, they could have been.

They really could have been, because Santa was just like white porcelain.

Then you put the coffee in and he turned a whole nother color.

And then.

And then he stole your Christmas gifts.

Okay, this is about to get racist.

Yeah, but Denny's.

I've never been.

It's been a long time since Denny's was okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Here's the problem.

It's a shame.

Like, the cook would come out of the Denny's kitchen, and you look at the cook and you're like, I just lost my appetite.

Yeah, they're just like dirty and sweaty and it's like.

It's like someone who just got out of prison.

Yeah, it's just that guy.

I'm like, but the Jersey diners.

And what's great about Jersey diners is you can get breakfast at any time.

Like, I always like to go to a Jersey diner, get a breakfast for dinner.

You can't go wrong in New Jersey if you get breakfast or you get a hamburger or cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger diner.

Cheeseburgers are amazing.

So let me tell you a story.

You know who the worst person to take out to dinner is?

The Jimmy.

The Jimmy's the worst person to take out the dinner.

And I'll tell you why.

I heard what he did to that poor little girl selling pretzels.

So I can't even imagine taking him to a restaurant.

Okay, so we go to a restaurant and he goes and orders a steak.

And this is how Jimmy orders.

I want a steak.

I want it medium, but not too medium.

I want it between medium and medium rare.

So I order what I order, because I just order off the menu.

So they bring it back.

He cuts it open.

And as soon as he cuts it open, I'm like, he doesn't like it.

So now he's gonna send it back.

He's like, oh, this isn't good.

He says, this.

This is too.

It needs to be done more.

So, yeah, the waitress takes it back, brings it back, and then now it's overcooked.

And he says, it's.

Now it's overcooked.

She goes, well, we'll make you another one.

So I Said to him, I said, there's.

You couldn't pay me enough to eat that steak.

When it comes back, you know, they've.

Dropped that on the floor.

They dropped it on the floor, they kicked it around.

They spit on it there.

I would never eat.

I said, why?

I said, I hate coming out to dinner with you.

You.

You order like a Jew.

Jews order like that.

They're like, yes, yes.

They.

They.

They.

They tell you exactly how they want things.

Now Jody says, do we have biscuits and gravy up here?

Yes, we do.

But we also have something that's even.

I think is even better, which is creamed chip beef on toast.

It's kind of like the softest sausage gravy.

But they used chip beef, and I like to put it over home fries.

Oh, it's pork roll up here.

Pork roll?

Yeah.

I think Jody would like pork roll.

And you guys have that scrapple shit.

Oh, scrapple's amazing.

I love scrapple.

That's parts.

That's like all.

Yeah, diced up parts, but not the pork rolls.

Much higher.

It's essentially like Spam almost.

Ish.

No, because I like Spam, too.

Spam's.

Spam's a canned meat.

Scrapples like a.

Like a loaf.

Like a sausage.

It's what they actually.

It's called scrapple, but what it's actually called, it's called liver loaf.

No, I meant pork roll is similar to.

To span.

Canadian bacon is like, yeah, that's terrible.

What?

Canadian bacon.

No fat on Canadian.

It's like.

It's just chewy.

It's like a chewy pink.

Right?

I'm a sausage person.

When I go, I like the sausage.

There you go.

Mike 43.

Thank you, Mike 40, please grab that mic.

4033.

God damn it.

As soon as it came out of my mouth, I was like, I like the sausage.

No, but again, I.

I was talking to Jimmy the other day who says he went out to dinner with someone, and he says.

And he's talking about.

And he's talking about order.

And I'm like, there's.

What does anybody learn not to go to dinner with you yet?

Why does he just order food?

Nobody ever cooks right for him.

Why doesn't he just order something else?

Because he says, I want to get something I never got before.

I said, well, how do you know you don't like it?

I said, you go out and order something, you don't know if you like it, then you get it, you don't like it, and you look at the person.

I Should have got what you got.

I was like, again, I go to a restaurant, I order that I know I'm gonna like.

Why would I order something that might.

You spend a lot of money.

What is Jimmy ordering?

Steak.

And just burgers.

Just order a cutlet.

It's a nightmare.

To go out cutlet, get chicken parm.

It's always cooked.

Exactly.

Chicken parm.

You can't go wrong with a chicken.

There's no pink in chicken parm.

No.

If there is, you're eating in the wrong place.

A pasta dish would be easy.

A diner pasta dish.

Amazing.

Seriously.

And almost anything off a diner menu he would be fine with.

Well, here's the.

Some.

Some diners in Jersey, they have like an encyclopedia.

I'm like, why would you get all this stuff?

What I like to do is order stuff that I know that everybody's ordering, so you know it's fresh.

How long has a steak been in a diner?

Who's going to the place and order a steak?

You know.

You know what's great in diners?

Meatloaf.

You can get an amazing meatloaf in a diner.

Not like I.

Lisa to that was it the Vincentown Diner.

She got the meatloaf there.

That guy Fieri.

Fieri had gone there and raided it and.

But the.

It was huge.

It was like a massive slice of meatloaf.

But they're famous for their meatloaf.

And did she like it?

She did like it.

See, there you go.

So diner tips from Jamingo Bud Bugger says no seafood.

No, no.

You know what?

A shrimp.

You know, if you get early bird.

If you get early bird.

Because they.

Those are moving, right?

Because that's all.

The seniors are eating it.

So you.

If you get like tilapia, which is garbage fish anyway.

I know I don't eat that.

I don't eat seafood.

But it was.

They.

They're spinning it out.

So it's not like you're getting a 10 o'clock piece of fish.

A fried shrimp.

A fried shrimp's not bad because it's frozen.

It comes in frozen and it can, you know, it's not going to be there that long.

But kids eat fried shrimp, so you want something that moves along.

You don't want, like king crab from.

Yeah, don't get scampi.

Right?

Don't get scampi.

Don't get scallops.

It's not.

Most of the time it's shark.

It's not even scallops.

It's shark.

Well, given the prices of everything.

I mean.

I mean, I wouldn't eat seafood at a diner anyway because it would be expensive as hell for minimal fish.

You know what I mean?

Like, you're not paying a lot, so you're not getting, like, high quality stuff.

Like you said shrimp and some kind of flounder or something.

That's what they always seem to have.

Mike was like, the other day you made a brisket, and I was like, oh, my God.

How much was.

It was really good.

Yeah, but it was £5.

It was £5 of brisket.

Yeah, it's got to be.

It was like that big in the pan.

It was huge.

It was.

It was very good, actually.

Turned out I did not have a lot of leftovers.

The boys, like, hoovered that down like crazy.

Yeah, I.

I'm doing that now.

When I buy stuff, I'm.

I'm making it in the smaller.

Oh, Texas Roadhouse.

Yeah.

Going to Texas Roadhouse and asking for the trout.

Yeah.

That's ridiculous.

Don't go somewhere where they specialize it.

Yes.

If Jimmy wants steak, that's where you go.

You go to the steak.

Yes, that's right.

They can cook it there.

They cook some ste.

The Texas Roadhouse is excellent.

Yeah.

Love a good Texas Roadhouse.

I've never been there.

I've been to Longhorns.

Oh, really?

I guess similar that.

Yeah, there's no.

I don't think there's a Texas Roadhouse.

Tell you something right now.

You go to.

Well, see, you're.

You like bread, right?

I do.

So you go there and they got these rolls and they come out and they're piping hot.

And then they have a cinnamon sugar butter.

You crack them things open.

You slather that with cinnamon sugar butter.

And it all.

It almost.

Almost going up.

It's better.

I swear to God.

It's better than crack.

It is better than crack Load says.

He gets the burger at Steak at Steakhouses.

But that's good burger, though.

That's a good burger.

Yeah.

There's nothing wrong with a burger to steakhouse.

Yeah.

Chicken at a steakhouse.

Well, it depends.

I mean, if you're.

Yeah.

Kids are eating chicken nuggets.

You know kids.

Or fry or some kind of fried chicken.

It's probably okay.

I know it's like down there and get like, chicken franchise.

I'm like, no, no, no, no even.

Well, and another thing we have really good around here is a lot of Italian restaurants.

So nobody goes to Olive Garden or.

What are the other ones that.

You know?

The chain.

I like the chain pizza places like Sbarros and Stuff like that.

They're always the ones in the mall.

One year, Paul put up Christmas lights in front of our house.

Now we have a ranch, so it's not, like, giant pitched roof.

It's like, pretty much a flat, you know, in front of the house.

And he hung up.

He.

He got these lights, and they're Christmasy, so they're red, green, and white.

He's like.

And he put them up.

I said, it looks like sars.

It looks like pizza lights.

So he.

Every year, he hung up the lights.

I'm like, it's pizza lights.

And he, yay.

We get the pizza lights around.

So every time he hung it up, I was like, I know.

He was so pissed.

He was so pissed.

So we just did.

Stopped hanging him up after a couple years.

But, yeah, it was good.

We did go out for Mexican food on New Year's Eve, and that was.

There's a ton of, like, authentic Mexican restaurants.

Not much around here.

Yeah.

Oh, there's like, five, probably within 10 miles or delicious.

All our Mexicans are in the lawn service around here.

None of them cook.

Yeah.

Oh, well, a lot of them.

They eat at the restaurants here.

So I don't know if, like, some of them are cooking and then the other half is at the restaurants, but this was.

Yeah, our Mexicans are either picking fruit and vegetables out of the.

Or they're.

They're cutting your lawn.

You learn that Italian, Val.

A.

Oh, use, use.

You got.

Is a.

Is it what you call, like, Nunzio back there?

Yeah.

My favorite Rodney joke was, oh, boy.

I did this one Italian place.

It was rough.

I'll tell you, on the menu, they served broken leg of lamb.

Ho.

As a South Texan, please visit and we will go to tour the food.

Oh, nice.

I'm with you, Google head.

I'm down.

All right, so here's a funny thing.

I don't know if you know.

So we're talking about Discord, People in our Discord, because a lot of them are here watching live.

Marshmallow, she's an enigma.

All right?

She says that she listens to all the podcasts she knows, and she knows Brand X Lore.

I don't know how long she's been listening.

Okay.

Never seen a picture of her, never heard her voice, nothing.

She's a ghost.

She's like a ghost.

Yeah.

So.

And she's funny, and she's very sarcastic.

So you were leaving.

You're not gonna be here the 23rd or whatever it is.

Enigma, please.

Jody.

I messaged Marshmallow, and I said hey, Duchess is gonna be here this Thursday.

What?

Would.

Would you be interested in coming on and being a co host?

Oh, explains your answer to me.

Okay, well, wait a minute.

Hang on.

Don't get ahead of me like you do.

Don't.

You know, just.

Wait a minute.

Let me.

Let it cook.

Let it cook.

Okay.

So she says I wouldn't be a good guest because I don't have a microphone or a computer.

Exactly.

That's what I did.

I went, no computer.

Who the fuck doesn't have a computer in this day?

Now I know she's doing on the phone.

I get that.

But who doesn't have.

What person doesn't have a computer in this day and age?

I just.

Like I said, it's just.

I have no idea.

Don't.

How.

Have no idea how old she is.

Nothing.

I have no idea.

Marshmallow has been Jody the whole time.

Please stop that.

Don't tell me guys are so.

So over there.

God damn it.

I don't think so.

That would be a troll.

Because I got.

That would be an amazing.

That would be an amazing troll.

Here's the thing.

Because I got in a fight with Marshmallow one time and I banned her from the Discord because I thought she was a guy.

I mean, I had no idea.

So then they found that.

So then Marshmallow went to another discord and start Discord and started bad mouth me the other Discord.

And then I found out.

They all seem to do.

Yeah, well, it's a common theme.

You think?

Anyhow, then when I found out it was a woman, I went.

And then I apologized.

So whatever it might be, Jody, because I'm sorry.

You pissed me off and I threw you out.

So I'm inviting you back.

I'm gullible like that, you know?

If someone tells me, I believe them.

I mean, I'm very easy.

I'm very trollable in situations like that.

You're trusting.

That's the problem.

Now I don't know what to do now.

Now I'm like, now it's tainted.

I should never brought this up.

God, yeah.

Just.

Yeah.

Double standards.

I asked Goble, too, and she said that Google.

Google, I'll get it straightened out by the time.

And she said her Internet sucked because she was really good on.

I enjoy her.

Yeah, she was really good on Am I canceled?

Is she.

You know what she doesn't do?

She doesn't talk over her co host.

That was one of the really good things that I.

Maybe.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

It Was one of the really good things that I found out about.

Oh, it's just flashes of Google.

Google, whatever.

Oh, you go.

Edward edited it all out.

Oh, you can't edit.

Probably.

Maybe prosper.

No, I don't think.

Maybe.

I don't know.

We'll see.

All right.

Here you go.

Lisa says I have six PCs over here.

Gamers in the house.

I hate the electric bill.

Yeah.

I can't even imagine.

Wow.

I never thought, really computers take up that much electricity.

I didn't think they were gaming because it's live stream.

So I guess you're constantly pulling power, right?

You're constantly drawing on the Internet.

But is that.

Does that take more power to draw?

Apparently her electric bill is high.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't.

What's your bill a month?

I don't know.

What?

I'll be honest with you.

I think it's like, if there's.

My electric bill's about 50amonth.

Unless in the winter, in the summertime, when the air conditioner's on.

Right.

Besides that 500amonth.

I like it.

Chili.

I don't keep well in the heat.

Oh, no, no.

I need cool.

Right.

I keep it 65 in here.

Winter, summer, doesn't matter.

Yeah, that's constant.

I don't mind that someone here, not me, likes to keep turning the heat up to 70.

Well, we compromised on 70, but it was 72 some days to 74.

And I'm like, I'm back here.

And I got the vent, like, right over there.

I'm, like, hot here.

I'm dying, like, and at night, 74, like, we're sleeping.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

It's not.

Yeah, I like it.

So we battle.

So we.

We got to a compromise of 70.

And I was.

Because I was hitting it to 68.

And he's ramping it up to, like, almost 74.

I'm like, can you give him a sweater, some gloves or something?

That's what I said.

Okay.

All right.

I mean, it is his house, too.

I mean, I guess he wants to be warm, But I'm like.

But I'm dying.

Like, come on, man.

It's a ranch.

It's not.

It's the house on one floor.

It's not.

It's all hot in the same spots.

But battle of the sexes.

Too hot.

Usually women are the ones that are too cold.

No, I like my house cool in the win.

In the summer, it's like 68.

It's like a ice box.

You can have meat in my house.

He's like.

It's six blankets.

He's like.

I'm like, on a sheet just like this.

The best.

So.

So nice.

All right, well, I don't know what to do here because we don't have anything really, because we went through everything.

Well, did you.

One of the things we talked about.

When did you want to play back the clip of me interrupting you?

Well, we did kind of.

That was the.

Okay, that was basically the best.

But I do have.

I have something what I've never done before here.

We've never done this on the show.

I have a quiz.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Can the audience play, or is it just me?

Everybody can play.

Everybody can play here.

All right, so this is from BuzzFeed.

Oh, the best.

You know my daughter.

You know how buzzfeed used to do, like, those.

They would take pictures of, like, best.

Whatever the scenario would be my daughter.

Someone snarfed one of my daughter's pictures off of Instagram feed, and her picture was featured in.

Really?

Yeah.

She was not happy.

She's, like, in high school, so she was kind of pissed.

But it was one of those, like, women holding water bottles, but they're like this.

Like, they're holding it while they're holding their phone.

And my daughter's in her prom dress with the water bottle bounced under her chin on her chest using her phone.

And I was like, oh, God damn.

So I think it went out, but I was mortified for her.

She was pissed.

How about that?

Yeah.

All right, so here it is.

General knowledge trivia quiz will separate the book Smart People from the everything Smart People.

Oh, okay.

All right, so here we go.

Question number one.

Which of these planets is the fifth furthest from the sun?

All right, we got Mars, Saturn, Earth, Jupiter, Mercury, Neptune.

All right, so we know Mercury, Earth, and Saturn are.

I'm sorry.

Mercury, Earth, and Mars are out.

So it's between Saturn, Jupiter, and Neptune.

What's your guess?

Jupiter.

You're going with Jupiter.

All right, I can't see the chat, so I don't know what the chat's saying.

All right, so we're gonna go.

Look at you.

Yay.

One for you.

Okay, here's the next one.

I also know a song that I was singing in my head while you're asking the question.

Does it say, is it the fifth planet?

The Jupiter drops a dupe.

Well, I sang it in order.

I knew it.

From Blue's Clues, no less.

Come on.

How's the sun go?

Well, the sun's a hot star.

Mercury's hot too.

Venus is the brightest planet.

Earth's home to me.

You.

Mars is the red one, Jupiter's most bright.

Saturn has its icy rings and Uranus spins on its side at the time.

Neptune's really windy and Pluto's really small.

How about that?

There you go.

I don't know the last time I watched Blue's Clues and sang that, but that stays in my head.

Hey, so can I remember what I had for dinner five nights ago?

But I can sing the planet song.

It's the difference between book smart and everyday smart.

Here we go.

Yeah.

What is the name of a ten sided polygon?

Is it a heptagon?

A Dodgecon?

Decacon.

Dogecon.

Yeah.

Hendrickon.

Pentagon.

Hexagon, Con.

I know.

What is it?

Decagon.

Okay, there we go.

Look at you.

All right, let's see here.

So do you want me to allow the chat?

Yeah, sure.

Throw the chat.

Okay.

Tom.

Tom said decagon.

Sparky says hexagon.

Bob said Dogecoin.

I don't want to put up with.

I'm not even saying that Uranus spins.

Uranus.

Yeah.

On its side.

Yeah.

And Lisa's just laughing at all of us.

All right, what's the most streamed song globally on Spotify in 20.

Spotify.

Spotify.

Spotify in 2024.

Is it cruel Summer by Taylor Smith?

Birds of a Feather, Billie Eilish, Die With a Smile by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga.

Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter, Lose Control by Teddy Swims, Beautiful Thing by Benson Boone.

I don't even know who Benson Boone.

Sabrina Carpenter.

I don't.

I know who Sabrina is.

I think I know it.

Okay.

But I was almost looking to see if anybody in the chat was going to answer.

I am.

I'm going with.

I'll be honest.

I'm going with Lose Control gives a shit.

That's not a choice.

That's not a choice.

See, this is Taylor.

All right, so Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift.

Okay, I think it's espresso.

You think it's espresso.

Okay, where's espresso for the summer?

Yeah.

Okay, here we go.

Oh, that was a lucky guess.

Lisa says Metallica.

The song won by Metallica.

All right, which of the following sentences uses an oxford comma?

I know.

If Deuce was here, he would know.

I would.

Elena, Este and Daniel are going to the show today.

Florence, her co star, won't be on the set today.

I asked if she wanted coffee, comma, but she did not once, comma.

A really comma, really good baguette.

All right, so do you know which one it is?

I.

Yeah, I think I know which one it is.

All right, what do you say?

I'm gonna say C.

Okay, now, what's Tom.

What's Tom say?

Because I know Tom.

I think he's right.

Yeah, I think it's A.

Yeah, I think it is.

The answer is A.

Okay, so we're gonna go with A.

All right.

There we go.

I got hooked up on the.

Right.

I know better because I add it into my.

When my boss types or boss, not boss.

When she types.

I.

She doesn't use it.

And I put it in because I like the oxford.

Although I don't think you need to use it now.

Okay, which TV show takes place in the fictional town of Stars Hollow?

I know this one without even looking.

Is it Vampire Diaries, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Full House, Buffy the Vampire, Gilmore Girls or Gossip Girl?

I know which one it is because you know which one it is.

Which one?

I'm gonna guess it's Gilmore Girls.

It is Gilmore Girls.

Okay, here we go.

Because you like Lauren Graham is my.

Yes, I like the grandma.

She's snooty.

Kelly something.

Her real name is Kelly something.

I forget.

All the following fruits are part of the rose family, except one.

Peach, pineapple, cherry, BlackBerry.

I.

I'm going.

We'll see what the chat says.

That's a tough one.

And I should know that because of the food allergies, we actually knew the different families of food.

Well, here's the thing.

Like peaches on a tree, cherries on a tree.

Roses aren't on a tree.

Right.

That's part of the family.

BlackBerry is on a tree, but a pineapple is not.

Where does a pineapple come from?

Hawaii.

How does it grow?

It grows out of the ground, kind of like it's not on a tree.

I know it's not on the tree.

So which of the following fruits are part of the rose family, except for one?

Which is it?

I think it's got to be pineapple.

Budwugger says a dingleberry.

It's a dingleberry.

But dingleberries aren't here.

All right, Tom says peach.

Lisa says pineapple.

Sparky.

Pineapple.

Tom says blackberries on a vine.

Pineapple's the answer.

And spongebob says.

Okay, here we go.

Pineapple.

Nice.

I'll tell you what.

We're doing it.

All right?

I.

I have to look up something.

So you go ahead and which artist, famous artist, painted the girl with the pearl necklace?

I'M sorry.

Girl with the pearl earring.

ZZ top.

No.

Just kidding.

All right.

I have no.

I.

I no idea.

I would throw.

I would just throw.

I don't.

I'm not good at art.

Pearl earring.

I know.

I.

I can see the painting.

You can.

I know.

I know exactly which painting it is.

Okay, I want to say Van Gogh.

You're gonna say Van Gogh.

Okay, let's go.

I might be wrong.

Oh, it's that guy.

Tom got it.

Tom got it.

Oh, he did.

He's googling.

That's what Tom's doing.

No, I don't think he is.

He answered wrong.

All right, we got one wrong.

It was a perfect school.

That was me.

I'm sorry.

If someone is studying, I would have known it.

If someone was studying Osteology.

Osteology.

Osteology.

What are they studying?

I don't think it's mushrooms.

I don't think it's bacteria.

I think it's bones.

I think it's bones.

Yeah.

Osteo.

Okay.

Osteoporosis.

All right, let's go with arthritis and neurosis.

And here we go.

Hey, look at you.

Okay, which classic was the 1999 film 10 Things I Hate about you, starring Julius Stiles and Heath Ledger?

Modern adapt adaptation of Scarlet Letter.

Emma.

Taming the Shrew.

Romeo and Juliet.

I think.

God, I haven't.

I never watched it.

I think it's t.

I think if I had to pick one, I think it's Taming of the Shrew.

Taming of the Shrew.

What's Tom say?

Taming of the Shrew.

All right.

Thomas.

Putting anything in there?

I'm supposed to be the smart because.

He never saw the film, but he knows the plays.

Yeah, she's just mean.

Yeah, okay.

She's nasty in it.

So if someone is born on October 30, what zodiac sign are they?

Well, I know what they aren't.

They're not Libra.

That I know.

Oh, go ahead.

I'm wondering if it's Scorpio.

Scorpio.

My brother's Scorpio.

I think, because he's early.

Is.

It would be November early.

He's early November.

It's got to be Scorpio.

There you go.

Hey.

Which of the following events did not occur in the 1940s?

Every member of the Beatle was born.

I don't think so.

I think the Beatles were born before that, but I don't know.

Casablanca was released.

The end of World War II, which was in the 40s.

Queen Elizabeth Coronation.

I think that was in the 40s.

Knight.

As nations were found.

Velcro was invented.

I really don't have a clue on this one.

Wow.

Okay.

I almost want to say the Beatles.

Every member of the Beatles were born.

I kind of want to say that, too.

They were really young when they broke out, but it was.

When did.

When did they come out?

In the 60s.

Yeah.

I can't believe.

I don't think they were that young.

Were they?

I don't know.

What's the chat say?

Hang on.

I can actually look at the chat now.

Coronation.

And I honestly, I think she was.

I think she was in.

I want to say she was in the 50s.

They were in their 20s.

No, no, the Queen Elizabeth.

I know.

I think she was right.

What did Tom's.

Elizabeth.

Coronation.

All right, let's go with.

I think.

I think it might be the coronation.

Yeah.

All right.

Oops.

Up here.

Hey.

All right, we're doing it.

Casablanca.

Yeah, the other day.

It was a good movie.

All right.

Can you name the well known piece of literature that begins with the following line?

It's a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Okay.

Is it Pride Prejudice?

Little Woman?

The Great Gatsby?

Wuthering Heights?

The Bell Jar?

Jane Eyre?

I have.

I have no idea.

Well, it's not Little Women.

Okay.

Don't think it's Great Gatsby.

I think it's Pride and Prejudice because I read that, and I don't think.

It'S the Bell Jar.

My God, I read that so long ago.

All right, I'm gonna go with either.

Wuthering Heights or Pride and Prejudice.

Here we go.

Hey, there we go.

What's the name of a group of crows?

This one I know.

Murder.

A murderer.

Okay, that's good.

And all but one of the following celebrities have won a Egotist.

Can you identify which one has it?

What's it?

E, G, O, T?

Emmy?

Grammy, Oscar, Tony.

Yeah.

All right.

Okay, so I think there's no way that.

There's no way that Whoopi Goldberg won.

A grant on Broadway.

She's.

Okay.

That would be a Tony.

An Oscar.

She probably won an Oscar.

An Emmy.

She probably won an Emmy for that stupid show the View.

And I don't think she's won a Grammy.

What would she win a Grammy for?

She sing.

I don't know.

I feel like.

It's not that.

I feel like Whoopi Goldberg is.

I want to say it was like re.

I think it was like Rita Moreno.

Like, honestly, she's a singer.

I know she was, but I don't think.

I think she's.

Here's the thing.

Whoopi Goldberg.

I've never heard her put out a comedy album.

Yeah, I mean, I know a lot.

Of people that put out Bud Voger says comedy album.

Yeah, I know, but I don't think.

I mean, I know that she could have won a Grammy for a comedy album.

See, Tom agrees with me.

He says he thinks it's Rita Moreno.

Okay, well, we're gonna go over.

I think Elton John won a Grammy.

I know he did.

He won one.

He won a couple Grammys.

A lot of Grammys.

What do you feel like she got snubbed and I think she was really pissy about it.

All right, here we go.

Rena Maria.

Julie Andrews.

For shame.

Why not?

Really?

I can't believe that Whoopi Goldberg won a goddamn Grammy.

That's.

I can't believe she has all of them and Julie Andrews doesn't.

That's a.

That's an atrocity.

That's a.

That is an atrocity.

And finally, how many.

Not a Tony.

How does she not have a Tony?

Exactly.

Yeah, I think she did win for Color Purple.

Okay, that.

I have to give her credit.

That was a fantastic movie.

And finally, how many minutes are in a year?

I know.

Okay, what is it?

It's 525,000.

520,000.

Okay, here we go.

And 600.

Here we go.

Oh, we got 13 out of 15 correct.

If you know rent, that's the.

You scored better than 96% of all the other quiz takers.

Look at you people in the chat.

You're smart.

Yay, we have smart chat.

Certified smarty pants.

In order to pass a quiz like this, you've got to have a well rounded brain that is just as knowledgeable about science as it is about random pop culture lore.

You're all around little genius.

So what?

I got Julie Andrews wrong.

And the artist.

And the artist.

I'm still shocked that Julie Andrews.

So there's the sleeper right there.

Like, that's the one.

I knew there was one of them.

That's nuts.

That's just wrong.

I just don't like Dirk.

Yeah, I'm.

I'm book and general stupid.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, I knew that, Bob.

Of course, this test proved nothing.

It proved it was fun and we all had fun.

You know what it proved?

It proved that I can.

I can do 15 minutes.

Drag the show for 15 more minutes.

It proves that I can have nothing and still go in and find content That's.

And make it more entertaining than the Eric Zane show.

That's what it is.

Sparky says there's no elevator or electrical questions.

That's true.

Yeah.

That is correct.

Did you see a lot of the.

Have you seen trailers for any movies that are coming out now?

Where would I.

They're all.

They're all like continuations of other movies.

Like, it seems that there's not much in the way of original movies.

Like, everything's like a Part two, Part three.

Well, because it's.

Because you'd have to actually make something up and nobody knows.

We don't have anybody.

Look, we.

Especially in the media business.

There's no real true talent anymore.

You don't have any.

Everybody is a copy of something else.

We were talking about this the other day on.

When we were doing the show with Bob and Tom, you know, because.

And we were.

When I was talking about Aaron Emholt, how Aaron said that, you know, he has a.

You know, these other people are copying him and we're all copying somebody.

All right.

There was certain original shows that worked and we all kind of do the same thing.

This is a kind of a copy.

Of course it's a copy.

Tom says it's because Hollywood can't afford a writer like me.

Yes, they can.

Sure they can.

Be nice.

They can.

They can absolutely afford a writer.

Like, you know, there's just a lot of remake.

Like, I mean, Gladiator 2 looks interesting, so.

But I've.

No, I literally.

We literally watched Deadpool the third.

Deadpool.

Isn't there a Toy Story 5 coming out?

Oh, my God.

Stop.

Stop.

Like, there's like Mufasa, like, the prequel to the Lion King.

They're like, it's live action.

I'm like, it's a computer.

It's a lion.

It's not live.

Like, it's not a theater.

Like.

And here's the other thing, too.

You've been in the works for 25 years.

I.

I know.

At least that looks.

The first one wasn't bad.

Well, you know, they're making a remake of the 101 Dalmatians.

Disney's making a woke version of that.

Did you see that?

Oh, no.

What are they.

Are they all, like, pit bull?

All the Dalmatians are all on one now.

I had that one in the.

I already had that one in the chamber, didn't I?

Just waiting for that one.

Yeah, but even wicked.

Like, I saw.

I mean, that came out.

I originally had wanted to see it, and then when I saw everybody that was Cast in it.

I really did.

Don't want to anymore.

I did see it on Broadway.

It was good.

I enjoyed it.

I read the book.

Like, I read the actual book before I saw it.

And, you know, it was just.

I think now it's, like, so overhyped.

I'm like, I don't even care.

Like, when Hamilton hit, I was like.

I was so done with it before I even saw it.

I won't watch Hamilton.

First of all, it's on Disney.

And second of all, it's.

It's blasphemy as far as I'm concerned, because they took all the white guys that started this country, made them black.

I don't like it.

No.

There's some white folks in there.

Is there?

Okay.

Yeah.

What do I know?

It's catchy.

I mean, the songs are catchy.

I mean, at this point, really, everybody knows the answer.

You know, Aaron Burr, but, you know.

But I knew that from a Super bowl commercial 20 years ago.

You know, the whole Got Milk thing.

But I don't know.

It's.

I just.

Well, you know, expensive to go to the movies.

And now it's like, there's nothing.

The only thing I might go see is the next Mission Impossible just because the effects were amazing.

Amazing.

The last movie I went to see in the theater was Top Gun 2 Maverick.

Top Gun Maverick.

Okay.

What do you think of it?

I love the movie.

Okay.

I have it.

I bought it.

So I have it here.

Digitally digital to.

I have it.

So how do you have it?

I.

I have it.

It's.

It's on a.

It's.

It's on a thumb drive.

Why can't I say digital there?

I have a digital.

There you go.

Okay.

It's like a Robert E.

Lee.

I have a digital Lee.

All right, so I have that.

But here's the thing.

When I went to the movie theater, I sat in those seats, everything was sticky.

And I'm like, why am I here?

Like, there's not.

You know, it's going to come out in a month or two, and I can watch it at home.

And, you know, with my.

I have a big tv.

It's just like being in the theater.

It's no better.

The theater, nowadays, the theater offers nothing.

Before the theater, you know, the.

It was.

The picture was better.

The sound was better.

Nowadays, it's not your home.

Your home TV is.

Sounds just as good in the picture.

Just as good as it is.

My bathroom's cleaner.

I have all my favorite snacks, right?

And it's.

I mean, it's $20 to go in and sit down in seats that are, like, maybe they're clean, maybe.

And.

And then I got to.

So I have a.

We have a movie theater right in town, like, in our town.

And it's.

It's gross.

It's had.

They haven't upgraded anything.

The seats are just filthy.

Paul's allergic to everything.

We can't sit on those cloth seats because they have stuff all over it.

He has asthma attacks.

Asthma attacks and asthma attacks.

Asthma.

You hush.

You couldn't say digital, so get off my ass.

But he.

It's.

It's not worth paying that money to go.

And.

And then he wheezes his way through.

Through the movie.

So we go to the.

We drive, like, half hour out of town to go to at least the seats that are, you know, leather.

We go to the Good.

Wipe them.

Yeah, the good one.

Do you ever see them clean a movie theater?

Do you ever see how they clean.

Not.

What.

Yeah, they don't do it.

Well, what.

They.

They use a leaf blower.

They go in there with a leaf blower and they blow everything down at the bottom, and then they just scoop it up with a snow shovel and throw it out.

That's how they do it.

They just blow everything down.

And.

And you see the guy picking coins and, oh, look, I found a necklace.

And you know, Duchess's teepee is always refilled.

Always.

It's always over.

Never.

Oh, my God, it has to be over.

Who.

What animal puts it under.

Oh, then it just hangs down on the.

Touch.

On the ground that.

No, there's.

Over.

There's a couple.

There's a couple new shows coming out that I want to see.

The new Tim Allen.

I saw that.

It looks okay.

It looks like it would be all right again.

I bet you like.

The girl plays his daughter, that cat Dennings.

Oh, yeah, she's.

Because she's.

She's got this pout.

She's the kind of gal you like.

Yeah, she's got them pounding.

Yes.

Well, my other show that's coming back on.

It's high potential.

That show is coming back on this week.

Oh, it's got the girl from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I've never watched that.

Oh, okay.

I don't know.

That's funny.

I've seen it.

I never watched it either, but I like that girl.

I don't know what she.

I don't know.

I don't even know her name.

I don't care.

But she's hot as shit.

And.

Yeah, so that's.

That's the one.

But I don't even watch TV anymore.

Look, you get more people watching YouTube channels than you would get watching regular TV.

I mean, they gotta do something with TV.

They gotta make it more edgy because why would you not.

We're adults, all right?

We want edgy humor.

Take it.

You put it, put it on after 9:00.

Yeah, or make it where you have to download it or password in or whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

Like just stop already.

The kids, the kids know these curse words and they know all this by the time they're.

Look, they're watching.

These eight year olds are watching.

Tick tock.

They know what's going on.

They got phones to get full on porn.

And they can go right to.

They know how to go to pornhub.

They're watching, you know, whatever.

Gang bangs, threesomes, Eiffel Towers.

They know way more than we know.

Those kids, forget about kids.

Know a lot of stuff.

They certainly do.

That's disgusting.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah, I.

I haven't seen much.

Any.

I don't.

I don't think I watch tv.

I put the news on just because it's like I put on a news channel.

I put on Fox News and it's like I have paid attention to it.

There's a couple of shows I like.

I like the Five.

Do you know that comes out as a podcast?

Do you know you can.

Because that's what I do.

I listen to it.

Yeah, I like to watch it.

It's funny because then I make fun of them.

Well, here's what the shows that I want to watch, I have YouTube TV.

So what I do is I have them all recorded like Landman and.

Well, Landman doesn't have any commercials anyhow.

But I get.

I record them all and then I come back and I just fast forward through the commercials.

Here's what's really cool, is my TV has a hold on.

Sorry.

I had to shut off Alexa because she would.

So my.

My remote has an Alexa on it.

So when it comes to commercial, I just hit the button.

I go, alexa, fast forward three minutes.

Boom.

I'm right back into the show again.

I don't have to keep.

Nice hammering.

Keep holding it.

Yeah, I don't have to keep hammering the fast forward button.

How easy is life?

Where you just tell the computer.

Yeah.

Just show up three minutes later.

Okay.

It's amazing.

It's what I said.

What, what are we doing here?

Why is it that we're around and blowing up and running people over?

Why can't we Just go.

Can't we just get along?

Yeah.

Why can't we just have our, you know, our gaming and all this other.

Leave us alone.

Let us do it.

Let us.

Let us live life.

Let's enjoy this technology.

I know.

It's a crazy.

I don't understand it.

Yeah, I.

It's.

It's.

Some days I'm like, I just don't want to leave my house.

Just.

That's every day for me.

I just.

Well.

Well, I like to go out and people every once in a while, so it's nice.

But people.

People I like.

People I like.

Well, I like certain people.

That.

That's.

No, I don't like people.

You like certain people.

You like your people.

I love people from afar.

It's great.

Don't bring your people near me.

Yeah, I don't want to be near people.

Bob misses popcorn.

Jesus Christ, Bob.

Popcorn's, like, the easiest thing to make in the world.

No, movie theater popcorn is good, but you can go in and buy it.

You go in and buy, like, a bucket.

You could literally just walk.

I know someone who loved movie theater popcorn.

He would just go in, buy the big bucket of popcorn.

He would keep the bucket and then just bring it back and pay the refill.

Bob's having a second tooth cut out tomorrow morning.

That sucks.

All right, so why don't we get into our podcast shout outs, and we're gonna get out of here.

Okay.

Thank you so much again.

Today was.

Thank you for joining us for the Monday Thursday edition of the Boomer Bunker, because today feels to me like a Monday, but it's actually a Thursday.

Well, thank you, Tom.

I like people.

Hate persons.

Love the Duchess.

There you go.

My bridge got proposed until.

Postponed until mid January.

Jesus.

I talk like Bob now, and you.

Make fun of me because I stumbled over asthma.

Of course I do.

All right, why don't you start us off with your favorite morning show?

I will.

The Weathered Report with Bruce, Jason and Ken.

They've just fired back up, so.

And Duchess.

Well, we're.

That's their show.

And then we can guest in, so.

But anybody can listen, you know, 9:00 on X.

Pop says who's right.

Did an after.

An after show last night.

Doug doesn't like you anyway.

No, you just figured this one out.

John knows that.

You know what?

I'm not even a fan of Doug anymore.

Him serious again?

I.

We've been.

He likes me.

Of course.

Everybody loves you, Duchess.

It's fine.

Doesn't matter.

You notice he's not in the podcast Shoutouts anymore.

Him.

How's that?

He took him out.

I took him out.

Dutchess wanted them in there.

I'm like, ow.

That's right.

There you go.

Bob's a cunt.

Bob's a cunt.

Bob's a cunt.

Bob's a cunt.

Dear.

I had to say it with Aaron.

We.

We had.

When was it?

One night.

Did we go over there and we photobombed or.

We went into his show and it was Monday.

Was it Monday?

Monday.

Because we ended this and then we bounced right over.

That's right.

We went over there and it's been.

A busy podcast week.

I got it.

Gotta tell you, it's just.

I feel bad because I go in there and the next thing you know, we're all talking and then I end up monopolizing show.

I'm like, I don't.

I hate doing that.

That's why I don't really go on.

On the weather view in the morning anymore.

Because I don't want to go in there.

That's his show.

I don't want to go in there and monopolize it.

You got monopolized.

Well done.

You said it right.

It's near the end of the show.

My brain kicks in.

WFOD with Mike drunk and Travis.

And you know what they did?

They went over to.

I guess it's the AI for Twitter X and they had Grok make photos of the wheelbarrow full of dick.

So it was drunk and then Mike and then Travis and I love that.

Pretty funny.

It is pretty funny.

I thought it was funny.

So we gotta get.

Listen, we gotta get Mike and Bruce hooked up because I think those guys would be good friends.

I really do.

I think he'll be there in the morning.

I think he didn't know what it was.

And then just, of course was just trolling a little bit.

Right.

He could pop on and.

And I.

I have a feeling that those two guys will get along.

Maybe.

I'm not sure.

Mike.

Mike doesn't do politics so much.

I think as.

As we do or as Bruce does sometimes it's.

Show doesn't even do politics.

It's onto something.

You know, the.

Well, sometimes there's.

Yeah, whatever.

That moment.

Right.

Topic is.

Yeah.

You know, Ken's talking about rebuilding a Subaru.

Who the rebuilds a Subaru.

Whatever.

Okay, well, he's a car guy.

That's his.

Exactly.

Yeah, he's a car guy.

Subaru.

Well, I think it was a project.

It was a fun project for him, I think.

Okay, well.

And good on him.

He freaking.

I just said it.

Just.

Yeah, it's not.

Not your typical car guy.

Restoration.

Okay.

It's not a vet or a pickup truck or a Corvette or something like that.

Okay.

Is it.

Am I up next now?

You're up next.

You said two, so I guess it's my turn now.

Am I canceled?

Podcast with Edward.

And I guess Edward sometimes.

Sometimes Edward has a guest, sometimes he doesn't.

I don't know.

One of my new favorite podcasts.

Shitty Song of the Week with Red and Jody.

I'm really looking forward to going on the show.

I am.

I'm ready.

I'm ready to go on and do battle.

Is that what we do?

Is it?

We do literally have to punch each other out, but, yes, we battle out with our music.

Okay.

With songs.

All right, so the TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam hall, who are recording tonight.

Yes.

Because we're supposed to be getting a big ice and snowstorm and, you know, and the hamster might die of.

And they won't have any electricity or Internet hamster.

Their Internet hamster.

Four little suckers running.

Right.

Oh, Sparky wants to know if there's anything in the voicemail.

If there was before the show we.

Did I have a.

Yes, I have a.

Nope.

No voicemails.

Really, folks?

Thanks, folks.

You know, it's almost embarrassing now.

You know what?

I'm never going back and looking anymore.

It's.

It.

Voicemails and texts are over.

We.

If you're listening to this as a podcast and we do something and you want to.

There's a text.

It's 856-477-1935.

You can get on your phone and text us something and we'll read it on the show.

We'll die in a reading.

But you won't.

And you could send in a voicemail and we would play it on the show, but you won't.

You know, I set up all these.

Things at the top of our X.

Yeah.

And you know something?

I come in here and I do this stuff and I.

I perform like a goddamn bark and seal for here.

And all I ask is every once in a while, how about dropping me a text?

Or you know what?

How about a goddamn voicemail?

Is that too much to ask?

Apparently it is.

Can't get a voicemail.

Spark touched a nerve.

Who's next?

You are.

Where are we at?

Shoot the Shiznit with Brian.

Brian Trammel.

Yes.

Okay.

See?

Very good.

Good job.

The Bromigos podcast featuring Hunter, the Undercover Brother.

So Hunter looks like Newman from the Seinfeld.

And then we've got the Undercover Brother, or like I call the.

The wigger on the trigger, which is Matt.

He was in there with Aaron the other night.

He was.

And we got saucy.

I got saucy with him, as I do.

About the fight that I'm having with.

Is it a fight with Panama Red?

Oh, I don't think it's a fight.

Red's not even talking to you, so it's certainly not a fight.

Panama Red's not talking to you.

Another.

No, he doesn't want to have the argument.

It's just a pussy, that's all.

Can.

We can't just hug it out and be.

And just get over it.

Okay.

All right.

I shake my head.

With Lisa and Sam, they're also doing video.

Now they have a video YouTube channel.

You know what happens to them every once in a while?

They get a voicemail.

And here's another thing.

If.

If you go to boomerbunker.com you go to the website.

If you look down in the bottom right hand corner, there's a little microphone button there.

You push the button and you can send us a voicemail right from there.

Well, you have to use your phone.

How God damn.

More easier to have to make it.

You can actually send a voicemail.

Okay.

Just saying.

All right.

Brand X podcast.

My favorite podcasters, Deuce and John Domingo and Joe.

And we'll be.

And Joe.

And we will be recording Friday, January 10, so it should be out by that weekend.

So there you go.

John, there's an app for leaving an oyster.

Leaving a voice.

Voicemail.

Voicemail.

Yeah.

There's just go to the number.

Dial the number, or text the number, and it comes right to us.

Yeah.

All right.

Or.

Or you can go to the website, boomerbunker.com, bottom right hand corner is a little microphone.

You press that and you talk into either your phone, because it works on my phone, because I tried it, or your website, and you go in there.

Now you would think that maybe Marshmallow.

You know something?

I just ruined everything because now I thought Marshmello was a girl.

But now, God damn it, all I can see is Jody trolling me.

Now I can't talk.

I can't talk to her anymore.

The whole thing's ruined.

But again, you can do one of those things and leave us a voicemail.

And again, you know, I'm not asking for 10 or 15.

Five, whatever.

How can we say something on.

Do an hour and a half on this show and all the Stupid shit that I say.

And you got.

Nobody has a response.

Nobody wants to call me an asshole.

Be a break.

I mean, besides my co host.

That's the problem.

The chat and the co host.

Yeah, Most of the people in the chat are chat and co host.

The ones that call me assholes.

Okay.

The Fine Wining podcast with Mike, Jerry and cheese.

Okay, so I was supposed to be on their show last night.

Let's talk about that.

And we did the three hour marathon when we took over the takeover of our podcast.

Took over our takeover.

We took over.

We took over the takeover of our podcast at the end of that podcast, which was like about 4:00.

Yeah.

I said, I'm going on the Fine winning podcast four hours from there.

So then I got off and I had to do a show.

I had to edit a show for another client.

I did that.

I went upstairs and went to bed.

Completely forgot.