Tesla Hat | Episode 283

John and Duchess explore a vibrant mix of humor and current events, tackling everything from the absurdity of podcasting to the challenges of navigating online discussions.
The duo shares their thoughts on the chaotic dynamics within their Discord community, highlighting the tension that arises when different friend groups collide. They also engage in playful banter about food, discussing the merits of diners versus fast food chains and the eccentricities of dining out.
As they meander through various topics, including a quiz on general knowledge that brings out their competitive spirits, the conversation reveals their unique perspectives on society and pop culture.
With lively exchanges and candid insights, this episode captures the essence of their comedic rapport while prompting listeners to reflect on modern life's quirks and absurdThisthrough lively exchanges and candid insights.
Takeaways:
- The conversation touches on the disconnect between online interactions and real-life friendships, emphasizing the challenge of managing diverse social circles.
- Duchess and John share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with podcasting equipment and audio quality, showcasing their comedic chemistry.
- They explore the implications of societal issues, such as violence, discussing controversial viewpoints about cars and guns in modern society.
- The episode features a playful quiz segment that tests the hosts' and audience's general knowledge, adding an interactive element to the show.
- Listeners are encouraged to engage by sending voicemails and interacting with the hosts, emphasizing the importance of audience participation in podcasting.
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00:00 - None
00:13 - Starting a Podcast: The Plan Unfolds
05:19 - The Debate on Vehicle Safety and Public Safety Measures
14:20 - The Investigation Unfolds
29:20 - A New Dawn of Discord
36:55 - Dining Experiences and Food Preferences
45:57 - The Mystery of Marshmallow
55:00 - Trivia Challenge: A Test of Knowledge
01:07:33 - The State of Modern Cinema
01:11:32 - Movie Theater Experiences and Entertainment Preferences
01:28:00 - The Challenge of Scheduling
01:36:11 - The Discord Dynamics
All right, you guys, podcast time.
John
We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
John
Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
John
Ready?
John
I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
Duchess
Welcome to the Boomer Bunker.
Duchess
This podcast tackles the tough topics of the day and shares some laughs.
Duchess
I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts.
Duchess
First up, she's my adopted mother with a fantastic set of cans, the Duchess.
Duchess
And joining her, he's a crusty old Boomer whose rants get raves and isn't afraid to tell it like is, and also has a nice set of cans, John Jamingo.
Duchess
Together, they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share stories from their past.
Duchess
It is the number one podcast in In Heaven.
Duchess
Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.
John
Hey, everybody.
John
How's it going?
John
We fired the old announcer.
John
Oh, that douchebag.
John
Listen to him today for a little bit.
John
What a lion.
John
Loser.
John
I don't know if you know who I'm talking about.
John
Talking about Eric Zane.
John
Easy.
John
But you know what?
John
We didn't check because you look a little.
John
You sound a little low there, Duchess.
Duchess
Okay, Sorry.
John
I'm sorry.
John
You were just away from my phone.
John
Get that mic.
John
Get up on that microphone, kid.
Duchess
I'm up on the mic.
John
You know how I am about.
John
You know how I am about podcasting.
Duchess
You're fussy.
John
I'm a very fussy guy.
Duchess
Yes.
John
Who doesn't know.
John
Not.
John
Doesn't know much about podcasting.
John
So anyhow, I don't know.
John
You know something?
John
I'm in a mood today where, like, song parodies are popping in my head.
John
It's like, today it was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
John
Everybody in.
John
Discord's fighting.
John
Ha.
John
Discord was on fire today.
Duchess
It's some tense, terse arguments.
Duchess
It's hard.
Duchess
There's no context.
Duchess
You don't hear the voice.
Duchess
Well, the other thing is that you don't get the tone.
John
You know, what happens is, like, when you have work friends and high school friends and other friends, and they get together, and those friends don't know each other, so sometimes it's a little tension.
John
You're, like, in there trying to play peacemaker.
John
Not me.
John
I just pour gas on everything and light a match.
John
Fuck it.
John
Let's see what happens.
Duchess
Match like dynamite.
Duchess
Like hold the door closed.
John
It's like, I got a cyber car and.
Duchess
And a passport and an.
Duchess
Ready to go.
John
That's right, baby.
John
All right.
Duchess
Today's hello, everybody in the chat.
Duchess
Everybody's all fired up today.
John
Good, good.
John
I again, it's.
John
The holidays are over.
John
Thank God.
John
I hate.
John
We're gonna get to you, Mike.
John
We're gonna get to you, Mike from Wheelbarrow.
Duchess
Hang in there.
John
Full of dicks is in here today.
John
Red from Shitty Song of the Week is here watching.
John
Love those guys.
John
Bruce was here.
John
Oh, Bruce started his morning show, the Weathered View on X.
John
I always call it Twitter.
John
And that's what kind of started the big kerfuffle.
John
Can I say clear fuffle.
Duchess
How do you say it?
John
Clerfuffle.
John
Clear fuffle.
John
There's a C and a ker.
John
Fluffle.
John
How is it?
John
What is it?
John
I don't know.
John
There's a waffle, a kerwafle.
Duchess
All right, we'll go.
John
All right.
John
So New Year's came, and then at 3 o'clock in the morning, some guy in a pickup truck with an ISIS flag goes around the barricade.
John
The cop sitting there with his car with the lights on, so you can't go.
John
He's like, screw this, they don't pass here.
John
Yeah.
John
Up on the sidewalk.
John
Goes right around him and goes screaming down the street.
John
Kills.
John
I think that death toll's up to 15, or I think it's 14 in him.
John
I don't count him.
John
Then he stops the car, gets out, start shooting at the cops.
John
Well, I'm telling you, they lit him up, as they should have, and he did.
Duchess
Pathetic.
Duchess
That whole thing is very bizarre.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
I don't understand.
Duchess
In a city that deals with tourists, hundreds of thousands of tourists.
Duchess
Plus it's, it's the football weekend.
Duchess
You got the Sugar bowl, so there's thousands of more, more people than normally.
Duchess
And then I don't understand why they didn't have a better barrier system.
Duchess
Like, because what just happened in Germany two weeks ago.
John
Well, in Germany, they said, well, we had everything blocked off, but, you know, we have to have an emergency entrance.
John
And then they didn't think that maybe they would go down the emergency entrance or whatever.
John
I, I don't know.
John
So we're going to have to beef it up.
John
But here's the thing.
John
I think that we need to take away everybody's cars because if we're going to use these cars to kill people, then that's it.
John
Nobody's allowed to drive.
John
And I don't want to hear it because I, I, you know, when we took the.
John
Here's the thing.
John
Guns are in the second amendment.
Duchess
Cars are not.
John
No.
Duchess
So they can come take your truck.
John
Yes.
Duchess
They go.
Duchess
Hey.
Duchess
Yes, Mr.
Duchess
Domingo, please give us your keys.
Duchess
We're done.
Duchess
You're done, and you're gonna go.
Duchess
Oh, yes, sir.
Duchess
Here.
John
Mr.
John
Domingo, this is the police.
John
We need the keys to your truck.
John
We're taking your vehicle because people use them to kill other people.
John
Yeah, why not?
Duchess
Okie dokie, right?
John
That's right.
John
See?
John
Well, why wouldn't they?
John
I mean, everybody's screaming.
John
As soon as there's an a mass shooting, they all run to X, Twitter, social media, whatever, and the first thing is, we need to stop these shootings.
John
And the one way we could do that is take the guns away from everybody.
John
And that'll stop them.
John
Well, we need to stop these car deaths, you know, running over pedestrians.
John
We need to stop that.
Duchess
Here we go.
Duchess
So now we're descending into madness.
Duchess
Take away the.
John
Take away the forks.
John
Forks make people fat.
John
See, Sparky, see, there's a flaw in your logic, because I don't need a fork to eat.
John
I got these two things right here.
John
Those electric vehicles are quiet, man.
John
You can't hear them coming.
John
That's true.
John
It is true.
John
Well, you know something I don't?
John
When you're.
John
When a car's coming down the road, I guess you can hear it running, too.
John
Up, up.
John
Gobles here.
John
Apples and orange.
Duchess
Goble, Goble.
Duchess
Goebbel was the German Hitler's side guy.
John
You're killing me now.
John
I can't, all right?
John
That's not apples and oranges.
John
One is it causes death, and the second one now is causing death.
John
All right?
John
You have these vehicles, and these people are out there running people over.
John
And if we take everybody's car away, look at how many lives we can save.
John
See, this is.
John
You don't care about people.
John
You're selfish.
John
There.
John
Google.
John
You just care about.
John
What's Red say?
John
Outlaw guns.
John
And only outlaws who have guns.
John
That's right.
John
See?
John
That's right.
John
Red's right.
John
And if you outlaw cars and only outlaws will have cars, it's kind of hard to conceal a car.
John
I get it.
John
I get it.
John
I know where Red's going.
John
But.
John
No, I.
John
I mean, we have to get rid of these cars.
John
We got to get them off the road.
John
Look, think about all the people we would save, the lives that we would save.
Duchess
What tree?
John
Oh, your tree.
John
I was gonna say Mike.
Duchess
I'm gonna leave this up for the end of the month.
John
You know, here's the funny thing.
John
And I knew Mike was gonna be here tonight, and I knew he was gonna say something about the tree.
John
Because it was January 2nd and I have a tree back there.
John
I took my tree.
John
It's right over here.
Duchess
I'll do a tour of my living room.
Duchess
Cause it's all Christmas, all day.
John
It's all, it's off camera, but it's sitting right over here.
John
But I knew Mike was gonna say something.
John
He's that guy.
John
He'll take a picture of your background, he'll scour your background to find out if there's something back there.
Duchess
Yeah, okay, well, here's my tree right there.
John
Yeah.
John
But I think we need to get rid of these cars.
John
I don't like it.
John
I mean, look at how many lives we could have saved.
John
And then we had the car bomb that went off in, in Vegas.
John
And they were trying to send a message.
John
See, you had the cyber car, which was Elon Musk, that's Tesla.
John
And they blew it up in front of Trump Towers.
John
So they're sending a message to Trump and Elon.
John
All right.
John
They were.
John
The problem was he put the explosives in the cyber car.
John
And that thing's made out of stainless steel and you can shoot it with them.
Duchess
It really contained it quite nicely and shot it up.
John
The only person it killed, supposedly was the driver who had already shot himself in the head.
Duchess
Well, he was shot in the head.
Duchess
Let's.
Duchess
Yes, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Duchess
I mean, it is a self driving vehicle.
John
Who knows, Duchess, I'm telling you right now, I am sure that the FBI is on top of this.
Duchess
Crack, crack FBI.
John
And they will let us know exactly what happened.
John
They will not hold anything back from the public.
John
Like I heard that he also had his dog tags, his military dog tags on.
John
And he also had his passport and just convenient, right?
John
And then the passport didn't even burn up.
John
Just like on 911 when they crashed the plane into the tower.
John
One of the passports from the hijackers just happened to go through everything and go out the other side and land on the street.
John
Not burnt, not torn, just there.
John
And also got to remember Flight 93, that thing went in, tunneled into the ground, went straight down.
John
There wasn't anything.
John
You couldn't find a piece of anything there.
John
But what did they find in a tree?
John
Another hijackers passport.
John
It's amazing.
John
I'll tell you what, I don't know what they make these passports out of, but they should start making cars out of them because they're indestructible.
John
They really are.
John
It's amazing.
Duchess
Those passports are fucking incredible.
Duchess
Certainly they're all over It.
John
Hey, listen, I understand.
John
And look, you know, with me, it's.
John
There's the tinfoil for my hat.
John
Here's the issue.
Duchess
Yes.
John
Remember when they had that Vegas shooting at the.
John
The concert?
John
The Jason Aldean concert.
Duchess
Yes.
Duchess
Yes.
John
Now they're saying it wasn't.
John
The guy wasn't even shooting out the window.
John
They say there was helicopters that were flying.
John
They were shooting from the helicopter.
John
Black helicopters.
John
They were shooting into the crowd from helicopters.
John
Okay, I know nobody believes it, but.
John
But if you go to.
John
You go back to.
John
And there's a website.
John
Damn it, I can't.
John
I should have had the website.
John
There's a website that has all these things, and what they have is the.
John
The.
John
Do you ever see the thing you get on your phone, it's called Flight Tracker, and you get on your phone, it tells.
John
All right, it had that.
John
All right, a recording of that, where these helicopters took off, flew up, flew around, flew right where at that time?
John
Where the.
John
What was it called?
John
The name of the Mandalay Bay was sitting there.
John
And then they all flew away.
John
And then a while back, they came back again.
John
So who knows?
John
But I'm sure, you know, the FBI wouldn't lie to us.
John
Oh, and there were shootings all over Las Vegas that night.
John
We didn't hear about any of it here.
John
None of it.
John
All right, here we go.
John
When this initially happened, people were saying there were multiple shooters in the crowd.
John
See?
John
There you go.
John
See?
Duchess
And the crowd in the air.
John
And the crowd in the air was all over.
John
But, you know, our crack FBI.
John
And you know what else?
John
Here's a funny thing.
John
I mean, you know, what are the chances the guy, the police chief that was in Vegas that day.
John
Well, he left.
John
He wasn't.
John
You know, he quit.
John
And then where did he go?
John
He went to Maui.
John
And then they had that big giant fire in Maui, and it burnt all those houses down, except for the ones with the blue roofs.
Duchess
I forgot the blue roofs.
John
The blue roofs.
John
And now in China, the fire repellent.
Duchess
Blue roof.
John
In China, they're.
John
They're taking.
John
And they're taking blue, and they're putting it all over their roofs.
John
They're covering their roofs in blue because.
John
I don't know, I guess fire hates blue.
Duchess
Well, fire's red, right?
John
Fire is red.
John
It burns up and it sees blue and goes, whoa, wait a minute.
John
We have to go.
Duchess
Nope.
Duchess
Over that.
John
Right around this.
Duchess
Well, of course.
John
I mean, the government would lie to us.
John
The media wouldn't lie.
John
Government.
John
The government wouldn't lie to us.
John
The Media wouldn't lie to us.
John
That's, you know, they're there do that to help us.
Duchess
Right?
Duchess
Isn't that what they say when they knock on your door?
Duchess
No, we're from the government.
Duchess
We're here to help you.
John
Oh, that's right.
Duchess
That's right.
John
Oh, also, you know, one of our, unfortunately in, in New Orleans, they had the, that event.
John
But one of the, the senators from New Orleans is one of my favorite senators.
John
That's Kennedy.
Duchess
Kennedy, is it John, John Kennedy, right.
John
Yes.
Duchess
He's one who puts the lube on.
John
That's right.
John
Puts the lube on and gets him on his knees.
Duchess
That's so gross.
Duchess
It's so gross.
John
So, okay, so here is, listen, I did, I had a bad day today around here.
John
So usually I pull these videos and all.
John
No, I've been lazy.
John
I'm going right to Twitter.
John
This is an audio podcast, so it doesn't matter as long as you can.
Duchess
Hear it, it's all good.
John
I'm praying you can hear it.
John
All right, so here we go.
John
This is on FOX News.
Mike
Joining us now from New Orleans is Republican Louisiana Senator John Kennedy.
Mike
Senator, thank you very much for taking some time out for us.
Mike
We know that you're very busy talking with law enforcement on the ground.
Mike
There are a lot of folks in this country tonight that are afraid of what's happening in New Orleans.
Mike
And I know that you're trying to get answers tonight as police search for other potential suspects, possible co conspirators.
Mike
Tonight by all accounts, with this new surveillance video we have now with what we're learning from police, this sounds to be some sort of sleeper cell, a terrorist cell on US Soil.
Mike
Is that what you're hearing?
Senator Kennedy
Well, I should.
Senator Kennedy
There's a fine line between anger and grief and I'm pretty much straddling that line right now.
Senator Kennedy
If you don't believe in objective evil, all you need to do is go walk about 30 or 40 yards that way.
Senator Kennedy
I'm here for two reasons.
Senator Kennedy
Number one, these are my people and these are my people's guests.
Senator Kennedy
Number two, I don't want to hear from anybody in the federal government that they don't have the reason.
Senator Kennedy
Now the White House, the FBI, Justice, Homeland Security are in charge now.
Senator Kennedy
We're cooperating with them.
Senator Kennedy
I want to give them a reasonable period of time.
Senator Kennedy
There's a lot of information out there.
Senator Kennedy
Some of it is actually true.
Senator Kennedy
I want to give them a reasonable period of time, but they need to saddle up and ride.
Senator Kennedy
We need to find out what happened here and it's not going to be covered up.
Senator Kennedy
We're going to tell the American people exactly what happened.
Senator Kennedy
And that.
Senator Kennedy
And that's why I'm down here.
Senator Kennedy
We know a lot more than what's being reported.
Senator Kennedy
I should.
Senator Kennedy
But they are in the middle of an active investigation.
John
Not.
Senator Kennedy
I want to do anything to screw it up.
Mike
Okay.
Senator Kennedy
But I'm also not going to let them take the pressure off.
Mike
Okay?
Mike
Got it.
Mike
Senator, you did promise transparency earlier in the press conference that you took part in this afternoon.
Mike
Are you getting the same sense that the FBI had been tracking this suspect, or are you getting the sense that they perhaps somehow missed this?
Senator Kennedy
I can't answer that.
Senator Kennedy
I can't answer that.
John
But that means yes.
John
That means yes.
John
What do you mean you can't answer it?
John
So.
John
Right.
John
And you also.
Duchess
An interesting response.
Duchess
It was.
Duchess
Yeah, right.
John
So then he also did a.
John
A press conference.
John
And.
Duchess
And what a mess that was.
John
Right.
John
And so then he's sitting over there and NBC, he says, they go.
John
They go, oh, look, NBC's on the right.
John
And he goes, I don't think so.
John
They're not on the right.
John
So they go, I don't get it.
John
And he goes, I knew you wouldn't.
John
So then, our favorite border crosser from the View, Anna Navarro.
John
Whoops.
John
Wait a minute.
John
Here it is.
John
Here's the thing.
Senator Kennedy
Say something.
John
Here it is.
John
Here's what it is.
John
So this is what happened.
Senator Kennedy
Can I say something?
John
Tell me who you're with.
John
WSU.
John
Okay.
Senator Kennedy
And CBS.
Duchess
NBC's over here on the right.
Senator Kennedy
Oh, that's unusual position.
Duchess
I don't get it.
John
You.
Senator Kennedy
You wouldn't look.
John
All right, so that was what?
John
So then Anna Navarro says at least 10 peoples was killed in a D attack in your.
John
In his state.
John
Hell of a time to distasteful attempt at humor by Senator John Kennedy.
John
The reason I bring this up is the comments are so tasty.
John
Here we go.
John
The terrorist attack happened because your guy left the border open, turned FBI resources to attacking Catholics and MAGA grandmas and normalizing America.
John
Hate in America.
John
In Americans.
John
Hatred of America, perhaps.
John
Sit this one out, tubby.
John
Lay off the Twinkies.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
There's a picture of like, her eating a box of Twinkies.
Duchess
Like a box.
Duchess
Like a case.
Duchess
Oh, dear.
John
Here's one.
John
He's mad.
John
He has a right to be.
John
I like how he elbowed that FBI front woman right out of the way.
John
No one needs to hear their evasive and cover up story right now.
Duchess
Yeah, he did.
Duchess
He pushed her right back.
Duchess
He just like, stepped right in front of her.
Duchess
Like, okay, we're going.
John
Here's one.
John
First time I hear, first time hearing him speak.
John
He's not being funny.
John
He's insulting the media for being biased and then again for not comprehending what he meant.
John
As if you could recognize humor when it happened.
John
Anyway.
Duchess
Yeah, I mean, she's on the View, right?
John
Poor msnbc.
John
I can hear the violins.
John
So again, and just every time someone comes on to Twitter from the left, right.
John
They immediately get ratioed in the, in the comments.
John
And I'm 100% for it.
John
He shoved her and said for the Confederacy.
Duchess
It looks like he could, looks like he could have said that.
John
Here's one I, I got.
John
Your news station has worse ratings in the Food Network.
John
Perhaps focus on that a bit more.
Duchess
Yeah, that's just a mess.
Duchess
That's not the, and the, the message on that.
Duchess
I mean, if you're gonna take any light hearted bit of anything from this entire event, it was, it was funny.
Duchess
And I think people needed a moment to like, you know, reflect on, have, have a little bit of a sense of humor because this is such a terrible situation.
Duchess
I don't know.
John
Yeah, here, this Trump.
John
I love when they use the AI Trump holding a box of Kleenex.
John
Nick DePaulon.
Duchess
Oh, he's a charmer, that guy.
John
You're humorous like the rest of the twats on the left.
John
Please shut the up.
John
So, so I think it's funny, but yeah, and then like I said, the cyber truck, that guy, he, he, that.
Duchess
Truck maintained that explosion quite nicely because any other vehicle would have like blown out the windows on the Trump.
Duchess
The Trump building.
John
So what happened?
John
So this guy blew the truck up and then shot himself or did he shoot himself and then blow the truck up?
Duchess
They indicated that he had, he had shot himself.
Duchess
There was a self inflicted bullet wound.
John
Okay.
Duchess
Which killed him and then the truck had exploded.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
So I don't know if he triggered something and then shot himself or was shot and his vehicle was driven there because Tesla.
Duchess
And then they blew it up.
Duchess
Who the knows?
Duchess
I'm sure there'll be conspiracy theories.
John
Here's a, here's a funny thing.
John
That guy, the one that.
John
With his dog tags.
Duchess
Schrodinger's suicide.
John
Yeah.
John
And he had the dog tags and all that.
John
That guy there, you know, he was a Green Beret and he was trained in explosives.
John
Now don't you think that he could have made a better bomb than what they actually made there sound like the, you know, why would he just use like gasoline or fireworks.
Duchess
I mean, I'm pretty sure he planned it.
John
Do you think?
John
I'm not 100 and you know something, here's something else.
Duchess
Or somebody planned it and he just was there.
Duchess
Well, I don't know.
John
Yeah, again, you know, it might be me.
John
I don't know.
John
I'm just asking questions.
John
Just me asking questions.
John
But you know where he was out of, where he came from?
John
Fort Hood and.
John
Oh, you know where the other guy from New Orleans came from?
John
Fort Hood.
Duchess
Would it be Fort Hood?
John
Yes.
John
And here's again, just asking questions.
John
Probably just a coincidence.
Duchess
Throwing them out.
John
Just throwing them out there.
Duchess
Yeah, go ahead.
John
Remember the guy that was at the golf course and he sat there for 12 hours and was going to shoot Trump?
Duchess
Oh, the one that they all missed.
Duchess
All the FBI and Secret Service didn't see him.
John
Listen, the Secret Service was five feet away from him, shot eight shots and missed them every time.
Duchess
And missed them.
John
Yeah, just missed them.
John
You know where he, he went and visited Fort Hood over a hundred times.
John
Sure.
John
It's just a coincidence.
John
I can't imagine that those things will be like again.
John
I know, I know.
John
I'm a conspiracy theorist.
Duchess
Everybody tells me this side to barrel there, John.
Duchess
Just trying to make it all work.
John
When you see these things happen and you say to yourself, God, I don't.
John
Yeah, how does that happen?
John
How do we do?
John
When does this happen?
John
Yeah, well, boy, that's funny that, that all just perfect lined up together and amazing coincidence.
Duchess
I know that's all it is.
John
And I'm sure the FBI and Homeland Security and the secrets are.
John
I'm sure they're all over that.
Duchess
Absolutely.
John
And once they finish their investigation, they will go to the, the mainstream media and they will tell the American public the truth.
John
I'm sure that's going to happen.
John
It has to.
John
This is America.
John
The media doesn't lie to us, right?
Duchess
Of course not.
Duchess
I have 100 faith in our media.
John
I think that's my thing for 2025.
John
I think I'm just going to be more skeptical.
Duchess
More skeptical.
John
More skeptical.
Duchess
I'll get you some more tinfoil.
John
Yeah, I'm gonna need more.
Duchess
Everybody send John, tinfoil, please.
John
Here's the thing.
John
I think my tinfoil is worn out.
John
I, I don't think it's as protective as it once was.
Duchess
You need the thicker stuff.
John
I do.
Duchess
I think I need, need the heavy duty aluminum.
John
Yeah, I might just take some.
John
I might ask Elon Musk to send me a stainless steel cyber hat that I could just, just put it on like a Tesla.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
You know how much money he would make if he actually.
John
Jesus Christ.
John
Tesla.
Duchess
Like a SCUBA helmet.
John
I gotta write these titles down.
Duchess
Tesla hat.
Duchess
Yeah, please.
Duchess
We get done with the episode.
Duchess
I'm like, I don't remember what we said.
John
It's always, always the way I'll get done.
John
And they'll say, what'd you talk about?
John
I'm like, I don't remember.
Duchess
I don't remember.
John
I have to go.
Duchess
Should we talk about.
John
Go look.
John
I listened back to see how funny I was or not.
Duchess
We have our moments, I think.
John
Yeah, well, you know, just one of those things.
John
Hey, I don't know if anybody was paying attention yesterday.
John
Yesterday afternoon, but at 1:00, Boomer, Bob and Tom took over this show and they came on and they did.
John
They did.
John
They started doing a show and I was in the chat and I was kind of doing some things, and then.
John
So they took over our.
John
They took over our stream.
John
Those two.
John
Those two guys took over our stream.
John
And then Bob says, he said out loud, I couldn't believe he said this.
John
He says, boy, I wish John would come in here and answer these questions.
John
That's all you had to say to me.
Duchess
You didn't even have to say it out loud.
John
I blipped in there.
John
So then I took over him taking over our show.
Duchess
He did.
John
And then Dutchess said something, and I said, come on in.
Duchess
I saw somebody had written it, but I didn't know who it was.
John
And then the four of us did about another two hours exactly.
Duchess
Sparky says, and shortly after Dutchess showed up.
Duchess
Shortly after Dutchess showed up, I was working on emails.
Duchess
So I was like, in front of the computer anyway, so I was like.
John
Okay, yeah, the email's over.
John
So the funny thing about the.
John
The show is when we came in, we did take it over, to be honest with you.
Duchess
Sorry.
John
And there was this one point where.
Duchess
I know where you're going.
John
You know, I like to make a point.
John
And sometimes Duchess tries to steer me away, or she talks when I'm talking, but underneath.
John
And here's the thing.
John
I don't mind if Duchess disagrees with me, but what I would like her to do is let me make an ass out of myself first and state my point.
John
And then after that, she can come back and tell me how wrong I am.
Duchess
I have to wait my turn.
John
Yes, that's all.
John
Wait your turn.
John
So apparently when I woke up this morning, producer Mike said, hey, there's a part I can't seem to Download the video because he has access to our stream yard and he has access to stuff.
John
So he says, hey, you know what?
John
Is there any way you can pull this video for me?
John
Because I got an idea.
John
So of course I did.
John
I pulled the video and he sent us a video.
John
Now, I haven't seen it yet.
John
No, haven't seen it because we don't know.
John
We don't know who's going to get picked on here.
John
We don't know if it's me.
Duchess
I think it's going to be me.
John
It's going to be Duchess.
John
I'm sure it's no idea.
John
But there was a little dust up between the Duchess and I.
Duchess
Yes.
John
And then we just kept going and it was funny.
John
After the show, I sent her a message and said, are you mad at me?
John
And she's like, why would I be mad at you?
John
So then we ended up talking.
John
Yeah, but let's find out what producer Mike said.
John
Listen, we need to educate.
John
We need to take edge and not.
John
And I'm not just talking about us.
John
I'm talking about white people, black people, Hispanic people, Americans.
John
No, hang on.
John
Just saying.
John
If you want to say that.
John
American.
John
Okay.
John
American Hispanics, American Caucasians, American blacks.
John
We need to take education.
Duchess
Right.
John
I can finish my sentence.
John
I don't need you to help me over there.
John
Yeah, I can if you would shut up.
Duchess
Suck it, sidekick.
John
If we take everybody.
Duchess
Damn it.
Duchess
Oh, no.
Duchess
Oh, that's fabulous.
John
Yeah, I got this.
John
That's what I got.
Duchess
It was in the moment.
Duchess
I need that in stories.
Duchess
Please send me that so I can share it in our social, because that's hysterical.
John
Thank you, Mike.
Duchess
You can put that on Tick tock.
John
Yeah, we could put it on TikTok.
Duchess
Thank you, Google.
Duchess
Google head says brilliant.
John
Yes, I was.
John
I'd have nothing to do with that.
John
All I did was clip the audio or the video and send it to him.
John
That was all sucket, Sidekick.
John
All right.
Duchess
And Tom says, $20 tip for gangsta touches.
John
Okay, so here's.
John
Here's the funny thing.
John
So when I went in this.
John
When I went in to make the intro, when I had to use Devin from heaven for the intro of the.
John
Of the podcast, I went in and I saw Dutchess say, suck it, sidekick.
John
And I was like, what the fuck is this?
John
Because I it.
John
So I saw it.
John
I was like, what did he use this for?
John
So I wasn't sure where it came in from, but I was pretty good.
John
Sock it, Sidekick.
John
I gotta get.
John
I think I can go back and pull that and Actually put it on the soundboard.
Duchess
I didn't say that.
John
I know you.
John
No, it's AI Duchess that said so.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
John
He went in and he went in into 11 labs and used your voice.
Duchess
And said, sockets, kid.
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
Like, was I that mad where I said that?
John
No, no, it was just.
John
I got this.
John
This I got.
John
That's gonna be a staple of the show, to be quite honest with you, right here.
Duchess
A.
John
Okay, so today, yeah, for some reason, Mike comes into our discord.
John
Now, listen, a lot of podcasters have their own discord.
John
Mike from Wheelbarrow Full Dicks has their discord.
John
Aaron from I had to say it had as his discord.
John
So a bunch of us have discords.
John
Red has a discord I'm not invited to.
John
I wasn't sure.
John
I'm just saying I'm not part.
John
I'm not part of that discord, but I am part of Mike's discord, and I'm part of Aaron's discord.
John
And we have a discord, too, that anybody can come in.
John
So Mike comes in and says, what's this Weathered view?
John
Weathered report.
John
Is that about the weather?
John
So this starts a big kerfuffle.
John
Now, I know Mike.
John
When I first started interacting with Mike, he's a troll, but he's.
John
And when he trolls for me, I.
John
I would get mad at him, and I would go back and fight him, but now I know what he's doing.
John
So what I did when we had this thing, I just went in and said, troller.
Duchess
Yes.
John
So the next thing I know, there is a notification that pops up in Mike's discord.
John
So I go, okay, what's this?
John
So I go over to look at it.
John
Now they're over in Mike's discord arguing.
Duchess
He says, you're adding sass.
John
Yes.
John
So Mike comes over, and I find out that Mike's bitching in his discord that I insulted him, and he wants.
Duchess
An apology in our discord.
Duchess
So he's talking shit in his discord.
John
In his discord about all our discord.
John
You following this?
Duchess
Is this too much for you?
Duchess
Yeah.
John
So then I go in there and I put troll alert and his discord.
John
But here's the thing.
John
It's like when you have friends, and then you bring your friends in.
John
Like, say you have high school friends and you have college friends, and you have work friends.
John
Okay?
John
And then you go out somewhere and you invite your college friends and your work friends and your work friends.
John
Don't know your college friends.
John
Okay?
Duchess
Everybody knows each other.
Duchess
Differently, Right?
John
They know.
John
Yeah, they don't know.
John
So the next thing you know, someone pops off and you know that your friend's not that way, but your other friend doesn't know that.
John
And next thing you know, they're in a fistful.
John
You're not in a fist fight, but they're in a fight.
John
They're in an argument, and you're like, jesus Christ.
John
Yeah, they're in a.
John
They're in a kerfuffle, whatever that's called.
Duchess
They're in your waffle.
John
They're in a waffle.
John
They're in a Waffle House.
John
Usually by, you know, if you're ever there, 3 o'clock in the morning in a Waffle House with a bunch of black people.
John
You know what I'm talking about, right, Duchess?
Duchess
I don't go to waffle.
Duchess
There's no Waffle House here.
John
That's true.
John
You know, okay, here's a little trivia question for you.
John
You know where the closest Waffle House to us is?
Duchess
Elkton, I would think it.
John
I'm not going to be like, Tom, I'm going to tell you.
John
Right.
John
I'm not even going to give a chance to answer.
John
It is Elkton, Maryland, is the closest Waffle House.
Duchess
Actually, we were going to stop when we did.
Duchess
My girlfriend and I did the Mammoth March two years ago.
Duchess
We were in Maryland, and we could have stopped at.
Duchess
We could have.
Duchess
It would have been a little bit out of the way, but we could have stopped, actually.
John
And I'm a fan of the Waffle House.
Duchess
I am, too.
Duchess
We went to Tennessee a year ago, and, man, I went.
Duchess
We went there for like, three days in a row.
Duchess
Paul was like, do we.
Duchess
Do we have to go back here?
Duchess
I'm like, yes, yes.
Duchess
We didn't.
John
I want to be smothered.
John
See, Duchess likes to be smothered and covered, as they do at the Waffle House.
Duchess
I don't know what that means.
John
You don't get your.
John
When you get your hash browns, you don't get them smothered in onions and covered in cheese.
Duchess
Oh, is that what that means?
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
I don't know the whole.
John
Gotta get it.
John
You got to get your smothered and covered.
John
The hell.
Duchess
It's weird.
Duchess
They just take, like, a piece of cheese and, like, just drop it on there.
Duchess
I'm like, oh, okay.
Duchess
Is that how to do it?
John
But maybe that's an Elkton.
John
Like when we were.
Duchess
No, that was in Tennessee.
John
Oh, really?
Duchess
Yeah, it was like an American.
Duchess
A piece of American cheese.
John
They just drop it on top of the hash browns.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
On.
Duchess
On my eggs and the.
Duchess
On the grits.
Duchess
They just.
Duchess
It was like a square cheese.
Duchess
It was very strange.
John
Really?
Duchess
Yeah.
John
Interesting.
John
I've never had that issue.
John
Maybe that's a new thing.
Duchess
Well, here.
Duchess
So here's what Jody says.
Duchess
Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked.
Duchess
Chunked top.
John
There you go.
John
That's it.
John
That's how it roll.
John
That's how you roll.
Duchess
Sounds sexy.
John
Here's the thing.
John
What's better?
Duchess
It's good.
John
Waffle House or Cracker Barrel?
Duchess
Oh, different.
John
I'm a.
John
I'm a Waffle House over a Cracker Barrel.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
I've been to more Cracker Barrels.
John
Yeah, me too.
John
There's one right down here.
John
Right down the street here.
Duchess
Yep.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Always off the thruways.
Duchess
Like off a 95 somewhere.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
I think waffle.
Duchess
I think the Waffle House is an experience.
John
Yes.
Duchess
And with Cracker Barrel, it's like if I want to eat and then go shopping.
John
Well, it's a lot of shitty things.
Duchess
Yeah, it's all the touristy shit.
Duchess
But yeah.
John
I heard somebody the other day say.
John
And that's the first time I've heard this.
Duchess
Here you go.
John
Waffle House versus IHOP versus Denny's.
Duchess
Yeah, okay.
Duchess
Denny's out now.
John
Denny's.
Duchess
Waffle House over IHOP about 20, I'm.
John
Gonna say, 35 years ago, there was a chain here and it was called Sambos and Sambo.
Duchess
It's called what?
John
Sambos.
Duchess
Oh, no, no.
Duchess
Yes.
Duchess
That is wrong.
John
It was.
John
I think that's what happened.
John
I think Sambos, either they were sold.
Duchess
And had a name, closed the doors and gone forever.
John
But there was a Sambos in.
John
In where I live, you know, near me and.
John
Okay, here we go.
John
Tom says Waffle House for breakfast.
John
Crack or bow if you want a meal.
Duchess
Okay, I'm on board with that.
Duchess
I think that's.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And I agree with Jody.
Duchess
IHOP sucks.
John
Yeah.
John
But here's the thing.
John
We're in New Jersey.
John
We're in Jersey, baby.
John
And in New Jersey, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a diner.
John
And I'm sorry, people, if you don't live in an area that is abundant with dine.
John
Oh, Sambo's turned into Denny's.
John
How about that?
John
I did not know that.
John
So sambos are like.
John
Whoa, hold on.
John
Whoa.
John
Sambos.
Duchess
I have something to talk about.
Duchess
Denny's.
Duchess
My sister in law had bought Paul and I gifts.
Duchess
Do you ever see the coffee Mugs that turn like that.
Duchess
Once you put the coffee in it, like, the picture changes.
Duchess
My sister in law had bought us mugs, and it was a picture of Santa.
Duchess
And then when you put the coffee in, Santa darkened up.
John
Oh.
Duchess
But.
Duchess
Yeah, but it was like they.
Duchess
Those mugs, like, vanished because they.
Duchess
They were kind of.
Duchess
They called them racist.
Duchess
And then, like, looking back, I'm like, they could have been.
Duchess
They really could have been, because Santa was just like white porcelain.
Duchess
Then you put the coffee in and he turned a whole nother color.
John
And then.
John
And then he stole your Christmas gifts.
John
Okay, this is about to get racist.
Duchess
Yeah, but Denny's.
Duchess
I've never been.
Duchess
It's been a long time since Denny's was okay.
John
Yeah, yeah.
John
Here's the problem.
Duchess
It's a shame.
John
Like, the cook would come out of the Denny's kitchen, and you look at the cook and you're like, I just lost my appetite.
John
Yeah, they're just like dirty and sweaty and it's like.
Duchess
It's like someone who just got out of prison.
Duchess
Yeah, it's just that guy.
John
I'm like, but the Jersey diners.
John
And what's great about Jersey diners is you can get breakfast at any time.
John
Like, I always like to go to a Jersey diner, get a breakfast for dinner.
John
You can't go wrong in New Jersey if you get breakfast or you get a hamburger or cheeseburger.
John
Cheeseburger diner.
John
Cheeseburgers are amazing.
John
So let me tell you a story.
John
You know who the worst person to take out to dinner is?
John
The Jimmy.
John
The Jimmy's the worst person to take out the dinner.
John
And I'll tell you why.
Duchess
I heard what he did to that poor little girl selling pretzels.
Duchess
So I can't even imagine taking him to a restaurant.
John
Okay, so we go to a restaurant and he goes and orders a steak.
John
And this is how Jimmy orders.
John
I want a steak.
John
I want it medium, but not too medium.
John
I want it between medium and medium rare.
John
So I order what I order, because I just order off the menu.
John
So they bring it back.
John
He cuts it open.
John
And as soon as he cuts it open, I'm like, he doesn't like it.
John
So now he's gonna send it back.
John
He's like, oh, this isn't good.
John
He says, this.
John
This is too.
John
It needs to be done more.
John
So, yeah, the waitress takes it back, brings it back, and then now it's overcooked.
John
And he says, it's.
John
Now it's overcooked.
John
She goes, well, we'll make you another one.
John
So I Said to him, I said, there's.
John
You couldn't pay me enough to eat that steak.
John
When it comes back, you know, they've.
Duchess
Dropped that on the floor.
John
They dropped it on the floor, they kicked it around.
John
They spit on it there.
John
I would never eat.
John
I said, why?
John
I said, I hate coming out to dinner with you.
John
You.
John
You order like a Jew.
John
Jews order like that.
John
They're like, yes, yes.
John
They.
Duchess
They.
John
They.
John
They tell you exactly how they want things.
John
Now Jody says, do we have biscuits and gravy up here?
John
Yes, we do.
John
But we also have something that's even.
John
I think is even better, which is creamed chip beef on toast.
John
It's kind of like the softest sausage gravy.
John
But they used chip beef, and I like to put it over home fries.
Duchess
Oh, it's pork roll up here.
John
Pork roll?
John
Yeah.
Duchess
I think Jody would like pork roll.
Duchess
And you guys have that scrapple shit.
John
Oh, scrapple's amazing.
John
I love scrapple.
Duchess
That's parts.
Duchess
That's like all.
Duchess
Yeah, diced up parts, but not the pork rolls.
Duchess
Much higher.
Duchess
It's essentially like Spam almost.
Duchess
Ish.
John
No, because I like Spam, too.
John
Spam's.
John
Spam's a canned meat.
John
Scrapples like a.
John
Like a loaf.
John
Like a sausage.
John
It's what they actually.
John
It's called scrapple, but what it's actually called, it's called liver loaf.
Duchess
No, I meant pork roll is similar to.
Duchess
To span.
Duchess
Canadian bacon is like, yeah, that's terrible.
Duchess
What?
John
Canadian bacon.
Duchess
No fat on Canadian.
Duchess
It's like.
Duchess
It's just chewy.
Duchess
It's like a chewy pink.
John
Right?
John
I'm a sausage person.
John
When I go, I like the sausage.
Duchess
There you go.
John
Mike 43.
Duchess
Thank you, Mike 40, please grab that mic.
John
4033.
John
God damn it.
John
As soon as it came out of my mouth, I was like, I like the sausage.
John
No, but again, I.
John
I was talking to Jimmy the other day who says he went out to dinner with someone, and he says.
John
And he's talking about.
John
And he's talking about order.
John
And I'm like, there's.
John
What does anybody learn not to go to dinner with you yet?
Duchess
Why does he just order food?
Duchess
Nobody ever cooks right for him.
Duchess
Why doesn't he just order something else?
John
Because he says, I want to get something I never got before.
John
I said, well, how do you know you don't like it?
John
I said, you go out and order something, you don't know if you like it, then you get it, you don't like it, and you look at the person.
John
I Should have got what you got.
John
I was like, again, I go to a restaurant, I order that I know I'm gonna like.
John
Why would I order something that might.
John
You spend a lot of money.
Duchess
What is Jimmy ordering?
Duchess
Steak.
Duchess
And just burgers.
Duchess
Just order a cutlet.
John
It's a nightmare.
Duchess
To go out cutlet, get chicken parm.
Duchess
It's always cooked.
John
Exactly.
John
Chicken parm.
John
You can't go wrong with a chicken.
Duchess
There's no pink in chicken parm.
John
No.
Duchess
If there is, you're eating in the wrong place.
John
A pasta dish would be easy.
John
A diner pasta dish.
John
Amazing.
Duchess
Seriously.
Duchess
And almost anything off a diner menu he would be fine with.
John
Well, here's the.
John
Some.
John
Some diners in Jersey, they have like an encyclopedia.
John
I'm like, why would you get all this stuff?
John
What I like to do is order stuff that I know that everybody's ordering, so you know it's fresh.
John
How long has a steak been in a diner?
John
Who's going to the place and order a steak?
John
You know.
John
You know what's great in diners?
John
Meatloaf.
John
You can get an amazing meatloaf in a diner.
Duchess
Not like I.
Duchess
Lisa to that was it the Vincentown Diner.
Duchess
She got the meatloaf there.
Duchess
That guy Fieri.
Duchess
Fieri had gone there and raided it and.
Duchess
But the.
Duchess
It was huge.
Duchess
It was like a massive slice of meatloaf.
Duchess
But they're famous for their meatloaf.
John
And did she like it?
Duchess
She did like it.
John
See, there you go.
Duchess
So diner tips from Jamingo Bud Bugger says no seafood.
John
No, no.
John
You know what?
John
A shrimp.
Duchess
You know, if you get early bird.
Duchess
If you get early bird.
Duchess
Because they.
Duchess
Those are moving, right?
Duchess
Because that's all.
Duchess
The seniors are eating it.
Duchess
So you.
Duchess
If you get like tilapia, which is garbage fish anyway.
Duchess
I know I don't eat that.
Duchess
I don't eat seafood.
Duchess
But it was.
Duchess
They.
Duchess
They're spinning it out.
Duchess
So it's not like you're getting a 10 o'clock piece of fish.
John
A fried shrimp.
John
A fried shrimp's not bad because it's frozen.
John
It comes in frozen and it can, you know, it's not going to be there that long.
John
But kids eat fried shrimp, so you want something that moves along.
John
You don't want, like king crab from.
Duchess
Yeah, don't get scampi.
John
Right?
Duchess
Don't get scampi.
Duchess
Don't get scallops.
Duchess
It's not.
John
Most of the time it's shark.
John
It's not even scallops.
John
It's shark.
Duchess
Well, given the prices of everything.
Duchess
I mean.
Duchess
I mean, I wouldn't eat seafood at a diner anyway because it would be expensive as hell for minimal fish.
Duchess
You know what I mean?
Duchess
Like, you're not paying a lot, so you're not getting, like, high quality stuff.
Duchess
Like you said shrimp and some kind of flounder or something.
Duchess
That's what they always seem to have.
John
Mike was like, the other day you made a brisket, and I was like, oh, my God.
John
How much was.
Duchess
It was really good.
Duchess
Yeah, but it was £5.
Duchess
It was £5 of brisket.
John
Yeah, it's got to be.
Duchess
It was like that big in the pan.
Duchess
It was huge.
Duchess
It was.
Duchess
It was very good, actually.
Duchess
Turned out I did not have a lot of leftovers.
Duchess
The boys, like, hoovered that down like crazy.
John
Yeah, I.
John
I'm doing that now.
John
When I buy stuff, I'm.
John
I'm making it in the smaller.
John
Oh, Texas Roadhouse.
John
Yeah.
John
Going to Texas Roadhouse and asking for the trout.
John
Yeah.
John
That's ridiculous.
Duchess
Don't go somewhere where they specialize it.
John
Yes.
Duchess
If Jimmy wants steak, that's where you go.
Duchess
You go to the steak.
John
Yes, that's right.
Duchess
They can cook it there.
John
They cook some ste.
John
The Texas Roadhouse is excellent.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
Love a good Texas Roadhouse.
Duchess
I've never been there.
Duchess
I've been to Longhorns.
John
Oh, really?
Duchess
I guess similar that.
Duchess
Yeah, there's no.
Duchess
I don't think there's a Texas Roadhouse.
John
Tell you something right now.
John
You go to.
John
Well, see, you're.
John
You like bread, right?
Duchess
I do.
John
So you go there and they got these rolls and they come out and they're piping hot.
John
And then they have a cinnamon sugar butter.
John
You crack them things open.
John
You slather that with cinnamon sugar butter.
John
And it all.
John
It almost.
John
Almost going up.
John
It's better.
John
I swear to God.
John
It's better than crack.
John
It is better than crack Load says.
Duchess
He gets the burger at Steak at Steakhouses.
Duchess
But that's good burger, though.
John
That's a good burger.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
There's nothing wrong with a burger to steakhouse.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
Chicken at a steakhouse.
Duchess
Well, it depends.
Duchess
I mean, if you're.
John
Yeah.
Duchess
Kids are eating chicken nuggets.
Duchess
You know kids.
Duchess
Or fry or some kind of fried chicken.
Duchess
It's probably okay.
Duchess
I know it's like down there and get like, chicken franchise.
John
I'm like, no, no, no, no even.
John
Well, and another thing we have really good around here is a lot of Italian restaurants.
John
So nobody goes to Olive Garden or.
John
What are the other ones that.
John
You know?
John
The chain.
Duchess
I like the chain pizza places like Sbarros and Stuff like that.
Duchess
They're always the ones in the mall.
Duchess
One year, Paul put up Christmas lights in front of our house.
Duchess
Now we have a ranch, so it's not, like, giant pitched roof.
Duchess
It's like, pretty much a flat, you know, in front of the house.
Duchess
And he hung up.
Duchess
He.
Duchess
He got these lights, and they're Christmasy, so they're red, green, and white.
Duchess
He's like.
Duchess
And he put them up.
Duchess
I said, it looks like sars.
Duchess
It looks like pizza lights.
Duchess
So he.
Duchess
Every year, he hung up the lights.
Duchess
I'm like, it's pizza lights.
Duchess
And he, yay.
John
We get the pizza lights around.
Duchess
So every time he hung it up, I was like, I know.
Duchess
He was so pissed.
Duchess
He was so pissed.
Duchess
So we just did.
Duchess
Stopped hanging him up after a couple years.
Duchess
But, yeah, it was good.
Duchess
We did go out for Mexican food on New Year's Eve, and that was.
Duchess
There's a ton of, like, authentic Mexican restaurants.
John
Not much around here.
John
Yeah.
Duchess
Oh, there's like, five, probably within 10 miles or delicious.
John
All our Mexicans are in the lawn service around here.
John
None of them cook.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Oh, well, a lot of them.
Duchess
They eat at the restaurants here.
Duchess
So I don't know if, like, some of them are cooking and then the other half is at the restaurants, but this was.
John
Yeah, our Mexicans are either picking fruit and vegetables out of the.
John
Or they're.
John
They're cutting your lawn.
John
You learn that Italian, Val.
John
A.
John
Oh, use, use.
John
You got.
John
Is a.
John
Is it what you call, like, Nunzio back there?
John
Yeah.
John
My favorite Rodney joke was, oh, boy.
John
I did this one Italian place.
John
It was rough.
John
I'll tell you, on the menu, they served broken leg of lamb.
John
Ho.
John
As a South Texan, please visit and we will go to tour the food.
Duchess
Oh, nice.
Duchess
I'm with you, Google head.
Duchess
I'm down.
John
All right, so here's a funny thing.
John
I don't know if you know.
John
So we're talking about Discord, People in our Discord, because a lot of them are here watching live.
John
Marshmallow, she's an enigma.
John
All right?
John
She says that she listens to all the podcasts she knows, and she knows Brand X Lore.
John
I don't know how long she's been listening.
Duchess
Okay.
John
Never seen a picture of her, never heard her voice, nothing.
Duchess
She's a ghost.
John
She's like a ghost.
John
Yeah.
John
So.
John
And she's funny, and she's very sarcastic.
John
So you were leaving.
John
You're not gonna be here the 23rd or whatever it is.
John
Enigma, please.
Duchess
Jody.
John
I messaged Marshmallow, and I said hey, Duchess is gonna be here this Thursday.
John
What?
John
Would.
John
Would you be interested in coming on and being a co host?
Duchess
Oh, explains your answer to me.
John
Okay, well, wait a minute.
John
Hang on.
John
Don't get ahead of me like you do.
John
Don't.
John
You know, just.
John
Wait a minute.
John
Let me.
John
Let it cook.
John
Let it cook.
John
Okay.
John
So she says I wouldn't be a good guest because I don't have a microphone or a computer.
John
Exactly.
John
That's what I did.
John
I went, no computer.
John
Who the fuck doesn't have a computer in this day?
John
Now I know she's doing on the phone.
John
I get that.
John
But who doesn't have.
John
What person doesn't have a computer in this day and age?
John
I just.
John
Like I said, it's just.
John
I have no idea.
John
Don't.
John
How.
John
Have no idea how old she is.
John
Nothing.
John
I have no idea.
John
Marshmallow has been Jody the whole time.
John
Please stop that.
Duchess
Don't tell me guys are so.
Duchess
So over there.
John
God damn it.
Duchess
I don't think so.
John
That would be a troll.
John
Because I got.
Duchess
That would be an amazing.
John
That would be an amazing troll.
John
Here's the thing.
John
Because I got in a fight with Marshmallow one time and I banned her from the Discord because I thought she was a guy.
John
I mean, I had no idea.
John
So then they found that.
John
So then Marshmallow went to another discord and start Discord and started bad mouth me the other Discord.
John
And then I found out.
Duchess
They all seem to do.
Duchess
Yeah, well, it's a common theme.
John
You think?
John
Anyhow, then when I found out it was a woman, I went.
John
And then I apologized.
John
So whatever it might be, Jody, because I'm sorry.
Duchess
You pissed me off and I threw you out.
Duchess
So I'm inviting you back.
John
I'm gullible like that, you know?
John
If someone tells me, I believe them.
John
I mean, I'm very easy.
John
I'm very trollable in situations like that.
Duchess
You're trusting.
Duchess
That's the problem.
John
Now I don't know what to do now.
John
Now I'm like, now it's tainted.
John
I should never brought this up.
Duchess
God, yeah.
Duchess
Just.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
Double standards.
John
I asked Goble, too, and she said that Google.
John
Google, I'll get it straightened out by the time.
John
And she said her Internet sucked because she was really good on.
Duchess
I enjoy her.
John
Yeah, she was really good on Am I canceled?
John
Is she.
John
You know what she doesn't do?
John
She doesn't talk over her co host.
John
That was one of the really good things that I.
Duchess
Maybe.
John
Yeah.
John
That's what I'm saying.
John
It Was one of the really good things that I found out about.
Duchess
Oh, it's just flashes of Google.
John
Google, whatever.
Duchess
Oh, you go.
Duchess
Edward edited it all out.
John
Oh, you can't edit.
Duchess
Probably.
John
Maybe prosper.
John
No, I don't think.
John
Maybe.
John
I don't know.
John
We'll see.
John
All right.
Duchess
Here you go.
Duchess
Lisa says I have six PCs over here.
Duchess
Gamers in the house.
Duchess
I hate the electric bill.
John
Yeah.
Duchess
I can't even imagine.
John
Wow.
John
I never thought, really computers take up that much electricity.
Duchess
I didn't think they were gaming because it's live stream.
Duchess
So I guess you're constantly pulling power, right?
Duchess
You're constantly drawing on the Internet.
John
But is that.
John
Does that take more power to draw?
Duchess
Apparently her electric bill is high.
Duchess
I don't know.
John
I don't know.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
What's your bill a month?
Duchess
I don't know.
John
What?
John
I'll be honest with you.
John
I think it's like, if there's.
John
My electric bill's about 50amonth.
John
Unless in the winter, in the summertime, when the air conditioner's on.
Duchess
Right.
Duchess
Besides that 500amonth.
John
I like it.
John
Chili.
John
I don't keep well in the heat.
Duchess
Oh, no, no.
Duchess
I need cool.
John
Right.
John
I keep it 65 in here.
John
Winter, summer, doesn't matter.
Duchess
Yeah, that's constant.
Duchess
I don't mind that someone here, not me, likes to keep turning the heat up to 70.
Duchess
Well, we compromised on 70, but it was 72 some days to 74.
Duchess
And I'm like, I'm back here.
Duchess
And I got the vent, like, right over there.
Duchess
I'm, like, hot here.
Duchess
I'm dying, like, and at night, 74, like, we're sleeping.
John
I can't.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
It's not.
John
Yeah, I like it.
Duchess
So we battle.
Duchess
So we.
Duchess
We got to a compromise of 70.
Duchess
And I was.
Duchess
Because I was hitting it to 68.
Duchess
And he's ramping it up to, like, almost 74.
John
I'm like, can you give him a sweater, some gloves or something?
Duchess
That's what I said.
John
Okay.
John
All right.
Duchess
I mean, it is his house, too.
Duchess
I mean, I guess he wants to be warm, But I'm like.
Duchess
But I'm dying.
Duchess
Like, come on, man.
Duchess
It's a ranch.
Duchess
It's not.
Duchess
It's the house on one floor.
Duchess
It's not.
Duchess
It's all hot in the same spots.
John
But battle of the sexes.
John
Too hot.
John
Usually women are the ones that are too cold.
Duchess
No, I like my house cool in the win.
Duchess
In the summer, it's like 68.
Duchess
It's like a ice box.
Duchess
You can have meat in my house.
Duchess
He's like.
Duchess
It's six blankets.
Duchess
He's like.
Duchess
I'm like, on a sheet just like this.
Duchess
The best.
Duchess
So.
Duchess
So nice.
John
All right, well, I don't know what to do here because we don't have anything really, because we went through everything.
Duchess
Well, did you.
Duchess
One of the things we talked about.
Duchess
When did you want to play back the clip of me interrupting you?
John
Well, we did kind of.
John
That was the.
John
Okay, that was basically the best.
John
But I do have.
John
I have something what I've never done before here.
John
We've never done this on the show.
John
I have a quiz.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
John
All right.
Duchess
Can the audience play, or is it just me?
John
Everybody can play.
John
Everybody can play here.
John
All right, so this is from BuzzFeed.
Duchess
Oh, the best.
Duchess
You know my daughter.
Duchess
You know how buzzfeed used to do, like, those.
Duchess
They would take pictures of, like, best.
Duchess
Whatever the scenario would be my daughter.
Duchess
Someone snarfed one of my daughter's pictures off of Instagram feed, and her picture was featured in.
John
Really?
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
She was not happy.
Duchess
She's, like, in high school, so she was kind of pissed.
Duchess
But it was one of those, like, women holding water bottles, but they're like this.
Duchess
Like, they're holding it while they're holding their phone.
Duchess
And my daughter's in her prom dress with the water bottle bounced under her chin on her chest using her phone.
Duchess
And I was like, oh, God damn.
Duchess
So I think it went out, but I was mortified for her.
Duchess
She was pissed.
John
How about that?
Duchess
Yeah.
John
All right, so here it is.
John
General knowledge trivia quiz will separate the book Smart People from the everything Smart People.
Duchess
Oh, okay.
John
All right, so here we go.
John
Question number one.
John
Which of these planets is the fifth furthest from the sun?
John
All right, we got Mars, Saturn, Earth, Jupiter, Mercury, Neptune.
John
All right, so we know Mercury, Earth, and Saturn are.
John
I'm sorry.
John
Mercury, Earth, and Mars are out.
John
So it's between Saturn, Jupiter, and Neptune.
John
What's your guess?
Duchess
Jupiter.
John
You're going with Jupiter.
John
All right, I can't see the chat, so I don't know what the chat's saying.
John
All right, so we're gonna go.
John
Look at you.
Duchess
Yay.
John
One for you.
John
Okay, here's the next one.
Duchess
I also know a song that I was singing in my head while you're asking the question.
John
Does it say, is it the fifth planet?
John
The Jupiter drops a dupe.
Duchess
Well, I sang it in order.
Duchess
I knew it.
Duchess
From Blue's Clues, no less.
John
Come on.
John
How's the sun go?
Duchess
Well, the sun's a hot star.
Duchess
Mercury's hot too.
Duchess
Venus is the brightest planet.
Duchess
Earth's home to me.
Duchess
You.
Duchess
Mars is the red one, Jupiter's most bright.
Duchess
Saturn has its icy rings and Uranus spins on its side at the time.
Duchess
Neptune's really windy and Pluto's really small.
John
How about that?
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
I don't know the last time I watched Blue's Clues and sang that, but that stays in my head.
Duchess
Hey, so can I remember what I had for dinner five nights ago?
Duchess
But I can sing the planet song.
John
It's the difference between book smart and everyday smart.
John
Here we go.
John
Yeah.
John
What is the name of a ten sided polygon?
John
Is it a heptagon?
John
A Dodgecon?
John
Decacon.
Duchess
Dogecon.
John
Yeah.
John
Hendrickon.
John
Pentagon.
John
Hexagon, Con.
Duchess
I know.
John
What is it?
Duchess
Decagon.
John
Okay, there we go.
John
Look at you.
Duchess
All right, let's see here.
Duchess
So do you want me to allow the chat?
John
Yeah, sure.
John
Throw the chat.
Duchess
Okay.
Duchess
Tom.
Duchess
Tom said decagon.
Duchess
Sparky says hexagon.
Duchess
Bob said Dogecoin.
Duchess
I don't want to put up with.
Duchess
I'm not even saying that Uranus spins.
Duchess
Uranus.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
On its side.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
And Lisa's just laughing at all of us.
John
All right, what's the most streamed song globally on Spotify in 20.
John
Spotify.
John
Spotify.
John
Spotify in 2024.
John
Is it cruel Summer by Taylor Smith?
John
Birds of a Feather, Billie Eilish, Die With a Smile by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga.
John
Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter, Lose Control by Teddy Swims, Beautiful Thing by Benson Boone.
John
I don't even know who Benson Boone.
John
Sabrina Carpenter.
John
I don't.
Duchess
I know who Sabrina is.
Duchess
I think I know it.
John
Okay.
Duchess
But I was almost looking to see if anybody in the chat was going to answer.
John
I am.
John
I'm going with.
John
I'll be honest.
Duchess
I'm going with Lose Control gives a shit.
Duchess
That's not a choice.
John
That's not a choice.
John
See, this is Taylor.
John
All right, so Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift.
Duchess
Okay, I think it's espresso.
John
You think it's espresso.
Duchess
Okay, where's espresso for the summer?
Duchess
Yeah.
John
Okay, here we go.
Duchess
Oh, that was a lucky guess.
Duchess
Lisa says Metallica.
John
The song won by Metallica.
John
All right, which of the following sentences uses an oxford comma?
John
I know.
John
If Deuce was here, he would know.
Duchess
I would.
John
Elena, Este and Daniel are going to the show today.
John
Florence, her co star, won't be on the set today.
John
I asked if she wanted coffee, comma, but she did not once, comma.
John
A really comma, really good baguette.
John
All right, so do you know which one it is?
Duchess
I.
Duchess
Yeah, I think I know which one it is.
John
All right, what do you say?
Duchess
I'm gonna say C.
Duchess
Okay, now, what's Tom.
John
What's Tom say?
John
Because I know Tom.
Duchess
I think he's right.
Duchess
Yeah, I think it's A.
Duchess
Yeah, I think it is.
John
The answer is A.
John
Okay, so we're gonna go with A.
John
All right.
John
There we go.
Duchess
I got hooked up on the.
John
Right.
Duchess
I know better because I add it into my.
Duchess
When my boss types or boss, not boss.
Duchess
When she types.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
She doesn't use it.
Duchess
And I put it in because I like the oxford.
Duchess
Although I don't think you need to use it now.
John
Okay, which TV show takes place in the fictional town of Stars Hollow?
John
I know this one without even looking.
John
Is it Vampire Diaries, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Full House, Buffy the Vampire, Gilmore Girls or Gossip Girl?
Duchess
I know which one it is because you know which one it is.
John
Which one?
Duchess
I'm gonna guess it's Gilmore Girls.
John
It is Gilmore Girls.
John
Okay, here we go.
John
Because you like Lauren Graham is my.
Duchess
Yes, I like the grandma.
Duchess
She's snooty.
John
Kelly something.
John
Her real name is Kelly something.
John
I forget.
John
All the following fruits are part of the rose family, except one.
John
Peach, pineapple, cherry, BlackBerry.
John
I.
John
I'm going.
John
We'll see what the chat says.
Duchess
That's a tough one.
Duchess
And I should know that because of the food allergies, we actually knew the different families of food.
John
Well, here's the thing.
John
Like peaches on a tree, cherries on a tree.
John
Roses aren't on a tree.
John
Right.
Duchess
That's part of the family.
John
BlackBerry is on a tree, but a pineapple is not.
Duchess
Where does a pineapple come from?
John
Hawaii.
Duchess
How does it grow?
John
It grows out of the ground, kind of like it's not on a tree.
John
I know it's not on the tree.
John
So which of the following fruits are part of the rose family, except for one?
John
Which is it?
John
I think it's got to be pineapple.
Duchess
Budwugger says a dingleberry.
John
It's a dingleberry.
John
But dingleberries aren't here.
Duchess
All right, Tom says peach.
Duchess
Lisa says pineapple.
Duchess
Sparky.
Duchess
Pineapple.
Duchess
Tom says blackberries on a vine.
Duchess
Pineapple's the answer.
Duchess
And spongebob says.
John
Okay, here we go.
John
Pineapple.
Duchess
Nice.
John
I'll tell you what.
John
We're doing it.
John
All right?
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I have to look up something.
John
So you go ahead and which artist, famous artist, painted the girl with the pearl necklace?
John
I'M sorry.
John
Girl with the pearl earring.
John
ZZ top.
John
No.
John
Just kidding.
John
All right.
John
I have no.
John
I.
John
I no idea.
John
I would throw.
John
I would just throw.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
I'm not good at art.
John
Pearl earring.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I can see the painting.
John
You can.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
I know exactly which painting it is.
Duchess
Okay, I want to say Van Gogh.
John
You're gonna say Van Gogh.
John
Okay, let's go.
Duchess
I might be wrong.
John
Oh, it's that guy.
Duchess
Tom got it.
Duchess
Tom got it.
John
Oh, he did.
John
He's googling.
John
That's what Tom's doing.
Duchess
No, I don't think he is.
Duchess
He answered wrong.
John
All right, we got one wrong.
John
It was a perfect school.
Duchess
That was me.
Duchess
I'm sorry.
John
If someone is studying, I would have known it.
John
If someone was studying Osteology.
Duchess
Osteology.
John
Osteology.
John
What are they studying?
John
I don't think it's mushrooms.
John
I don't think it's bacteria.
Duchess
I think it's bones.
John
I think it's bones.
John
Yeah.
John
Osteo.
John
Okay.
John
Osteoporosis.
Duchess
All right, let's go with arthritis and neurosis.
John
And here we go.
John
Hey, look at you.
John
Okay, which classic was the 1999 film 10 Things I Hate about you, starring Julius Stiles and Heath Ledger?
John
Modern adapt adaptation of Scarlet Letter.
John
Emma.
John
Taming the Shrew.
John
Romeo and Juliet.
Duchess
I think.
Duchess
God, I haven't.
Duchess
I never watched it.
Duchess
I think it's t.
Duchess
I think if I had to pick one, I think it's Taming of the Shrew.
John
Taming of the Shrew.
John
What's Tom say?
Duchess
Taming of the Shrew.
John
All right.
John
Thomas.
John
Putting anything in there?
John
I'm supposed to be the smart because.
Duchess
He never saw the film, but he knows the plays.
Duchess
Yeah, she's just mean.
Duchess
Yeah, okay.
Duchess
She's nasty in it.
John
So if someone is born on October 30, what zodiac sign are they?
John
Well, I know what they aren't.
John
They're not Libra.
John
That I know.
John
Oh, go ahead.
Duchess
I'm wondering if it's Scorpio.
John
Scorpio.
Duchess
My brother's Scorpio.
Duchess
I think, because he's early.
John
Is.
John
It would be November early.
Duchess
He's early November.
John
It's got to be Scorpio.
John
There you go.
Duchess
Hey.
John
Which of the following events did not occur in the 1940s?
John
Every member of the Beatle was born.
John
I don't think so.
John
I think the Beatles were born before that, but I don't know.
John
Casablanca was released.
John
The end of World War II, which was in the 40s.
John
Queen Elizabeth Coronation.
John
I think that was in the 40s.
John
Knight.
John
As nations were found.
John
Velcro was invented.
John
I really don't have a clue on this one.
Duchess
Wow.
Duchess
Okay.
John
I almost want to say the Beatles.
John
Every member of the Beatles were born.
Duchess
I kind of want to say that, too.
Duchess
They were really young when they broke out, but it was.
Duchess
When did.
Duchess
When did they come out?
Duchess
In the 60s.
John
Yeah.
John
I can't believe.
Duchess
I don't think they were that young.
Duchess
Were they?
John
I don't know.
John
What's the chat say?
John
Hang on.
John
I can actually look at the chat now.
Duchess
Coronation.
Duchess
And I honestly, I think she was.
Duchess
I think she was in.
Duchess
I want to say she was in the 50s.
John
They were in their 20s.
Duchess
No, no, the Queen Elizabeth.
John
I know.
Duchess
I think she was right.
John
What did Tom's.
John
Elizabeth.
John
Coronation.
John
All right, let's go with.
Duchess
I think.
Duchess
I think it might be the coronation.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
All right.
John
Oops.
John
Up here.
John
Hey.
John
All right, we're doing it.
John
Casablanca.
Duchess
Yeah, the other day.
Duchess
It was a good movie.
John
All right.
John
Can you name the well known piece of literature that begins with the following line?
John
It's a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
Duchess
Okay.
John
Is it Pride Prejudice?
John
Little Woman?
John
The Great Gatsby?
John
Wuthering Heights?
John
The Bell Jar?
John
Jane Eyre?
John
I have.
John
I have no idea.
Duchess
Well, it's not Little Women.
John
Okay.
Duchess
Don't think it's Great Gatsby.
John
I think it's Pride and Prejudice because I read that, and I don't think.
Duchess
It'S the Bell Jar.
Duchess
My God, I read that so long ago.
John
All right, I'm gonna go with either.
Duchess
Wuthering Heights or Pride and Prejudice.
John
Here we go.
John
Hey, there we go.
John
What's the name of a group of crows?
John
This one I know.
Duchess
Murder.
John
A murderer.
John
Okay, that's good.
John
And all but one of the following celebrities have won a Egotist.
John
Can you identify which one has it?
John
What's it?
John
E, G, O, T?
Duchess
Emmy?
John
Grammy, Oscar, Tony.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
All right.
John
Okay, so I think there's no way that.
John
There's no way that Whoopi Goldberg won.
Duchess
A grant on Broadway.
Duchess
She's.
John
Okay.
John
That would be a Tony.
John
An Oscar.
John
She probably won an Oscar.
John
An Emmy.
John
She probably won an Emmy for that stupid show the View.
John
And I don't think she's won a Grammy.
John
What would she win a Grammy for?
Duchess
She sing.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
I feel like.
Duchess
It's not that.
Duchess
I feel like Whoopi Goldberg is.
Duchess
I want to say it was like re.
Duchess
I think it was like Rita Moreno.
Duchess
Like, honestly, she's a singer.
Duchess
I know she was, but I don't think.
Duchess
I think she's.
John
Here's the thing.
John
Whoopi Goldberg.
John
I've never heard her put out a comedy album.
John
Yeah, I mean, I know a lot.
Duchess
Of people that put out Bud Voger says comedy album.
John
Yeah, I know, but I don't think.
John
I mean, I know that she could have won a Grammy for a comedy album.
Duchess
See, Tom agrees with me.
Duchess
He says he thinks it's Rita Moreno.
John
Okay, well, we're gonna go over.
Duchess
I think Elton John won a Grammy.
John
I know he did.
John
He won one.
John
He won a couple Grammys.
John
A lot of Grammys.
Duchess
What do you feel like she got snubbed and I think she was really pissy about it.
John
All right, here we go.
John
Rena Maria.
Duchess
Julie Andrews.
Duchess
For shame.
Duchess
Why not?
John
Really?
John
I can't believe that Whoopi Goldberg won a goddamn Grammy.
John
That's.
Duchess
I can't believe she has all of them and Julie Andrews doesn't.
John
That's a.
John
That's an atrocity.
Duchess
That's a.
Duchess
That is an atrocity.
John
And finally, how many.
Duchess
Not a Tony.
Duchess
How does she not have a Tony?
John
Exactly.
Duchess
Yeah, I think she did win for Color Purple.
Duchess
Okay, that.
Duchess
I have to give her credit.
Duchess
That was a fantastic movie.
John
And finally, how many minutes are in a year?
Duchess
I know.
John
Okay, what is it?
Duchess
It's 525,000.
John
520,000.
John
Okay, here we go.
Duchess
And 600.
John
Here we go.
John
Oh, we got 13 out of 15 correct.
Duchess
If you know rent, that's the.
John
You scored better than 96% of all the other quiz takers.
John
Look at you people in the chat.
John
You're smart.
Duchess
Yay, we have smart chat.
John
Certified smarty pants.
John
In order to pass a quiz like this, you've got to have a well rounded brain that is just as knowledgeable about science as it is about random pop culture lore.
John
You're all around little genius.
Duchess
So what?
Duchess
I got Julie Andrews wrong.
Duchess
And the artist.
John
And the artist.
Duchess
I'm still shocked that Julie Andrews.
Duchess
So there's the sleeper right there.
Duchess
Like, that's the one.
Duchess
I knew there was one of them.
Duchess
That's nuts.
Duchess
That's just wrong.
Duchess
I just don't like Dirk.
John
Yeah, I'm.
John
I'm book and general stupid.
John
Yeah, me too.
John
Yeah, I knew that, Bob.
John
Of course, this test proved nothing.
Duchess
It proved it was fun and we all had fun.
John
You know what it proved?
John
It proved that I can.
John
I can do 15 minutes.
Duchess
Drag the show for 15 more minutes.
John
It proves that I can have nothing and still go in and find content That's.
John
And make it more entertaining than the Eric Zane show.
John
That's what it is.
John
Sparky says there's no elevator or electrical questions.
John
That's true.
Duchess
Yeah.
Duchess
That is correct.
Duchess
Did you see a lot of the.
Duchess
Have you seen trailers for any movies that are coming out now?
John
Where would I.
Duchess
They're all.
Duchess
They're all like continuations of other movies.
Duchess
Like, it seems that there's not much in the way of original movies.
Duchess
Like, everything's like a Part two, Part three.
John
Well, because it's.
John
Because you'd have to actually make something up and nobody knows.
John
We don't have anybody.
John
Look, we.
John
Especially in the media business.
John
There's no real true talent anymore.
John
You don't have any.
John
Everybody is a copy of something else.
John
We were talking about this the other day on.
John
When we were doing the show with Bob and Tom, you know, because.
John
And we were.
John
When I was talking about Aaron Emholt, how Aaron said that, you know, he has a.
John
You know, these other people are copying him and we're all copying somebody.
John
All right.
John
There was certain original shows that worked and we all kind of do the same thing.
John
This is a kind of a copy.
John
Of course it's a copy.
John
Tom says it's because Hollywood can't afford a writer like me.
John
Yes, they can.
John
Sure they can.
Duchess
Be nice.
John
They can.
John
They can absolutely afford a writer.
Duchess
Like, you know, there's just a lot of remake.
Duchess
Like, I mean, Gladiator 2 looks interesting, so.
Duchess
But I've.
Duchess
No, I literally.
Duchess
We literally watched Deadpool the third.
Duchess
Deadpool.
John
Isn't there a Toy Story 5 coming out?
Duchess
Oh, my God.
Duchess
Stop.
Duchess
Stop.
Duchess
Like, there's like Mufasa, like, the prequel to the Lion King.
Duchess
They're like, it's live action.
Duchess
I'm like, it's a computer.
Duchess
It's a lion.
Duchess
It's not live.
Duchess
Like, it's not a theater.
Duchess
Like.
John
And here's the other thing, too.
Duchess
You've been in the works for 25 years.
Duchess
I.
Duchess
I know.
Duchess
At least that looks.
Duchess
The first one wasn't bad.
John
Well, you know, they're making a remake of the 101 Dalmatians.
John
Disney's making a woke version of that.
John
Did you see that?
Duchess
Oh, no.
Duchess
What are they.
Duchess
Are they all, like, pit bull?
John
All the Dalmatians are all on one now.
John
I had that one in the.
John
I already had that one in the chamber, didn't I?
Duchess
Just waiting for that one.
Duchess
Yeah, but even wicked.
Duchess
Like, I saw.
Duchess
I mean, that came out.
Duchess
I originally had wanted to see it, and then when I saw everybody that was Cast in it.
Duchess
I really did.
Duchess
Don't want to anymore.
Duchess
I did see it on Broadway.
Duchess
It was good.
Duchess
I enjoyed it.
Duchess
I read the book.
Duchess
Like, I read the actual book before I saw it.
Duchess
And, you know, it was just.
Duchess
I think now it's, like, so overhyped.
Duchess
I'm like, I don't even care.
Duchess
Like, when Hamilton hit, I was like.
Duchess
I was so done with it before I even saw it.
John
I won't watch Hamilton.
John
First of all, it's on Disney.
John
And second of all, it's.
John
It's blasphemy as far as I'm concerned, because they took all the white guys that started this country, made them black.
John
I don't like it.
John
No.
Duchess
There's some white folks in there.
John
Is there?
John
Okay.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
What do I know?
Duchess
It's catchy.
Duchess
I mean, the songs are catchy.
Duchess
I mean, at this point, really, everybody knows the answer.
Duchess
You know, Aaron Burr, but, you know.
Duchess
But I knew that from a Super bowl commercial 20 years ago.
Duchess
You know, the whole Got Milk thing.
Duchess
But I don't know.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
I just.
Duchess
Well, you know, expensive to go to the movies.
Duchess
And now it's like, there's nothing.
Duchess
The only thing I might go see is the next Mission Impossible just because the effects were amazing.
Duchess
Amazing.
John
The last movie I went to see in the theater was Top Gun 2 Maverick.
John
Top Gun Maverick.
John
Okay.
Duchess
What do you think of it?
John
I love the movie.
John
Okay.
John
I have it.
John
I bought it.
John
So I have it here.
John
Digitally digital to.
John
I have it.
Duchess
So how do you have it?
John
I.
John
I have it.
John
It's.
John
It's on a.
John
It's.
John
It's on a thumb drive.
John
Why can't I say digital there?
John
I have a digital.
Duchess
There you go.
Duchess
Okay.
John
It's like a Robert E.
John
Lee.
John
I have a digital Lee.
John
All right, so I have that.
John
But here's the thing.
John
When I went to the movie theater, I sat in those seats, everything was sticky.
John
And I'm like, why am I here?
John
Like, there's not.
John
You know, it's going to come out in a month or two, and I can watch it at home.
John
And, you know, with my.
John
I have a big tv.
John
It's just like being in the theater.
John
It's no better.
John
The theater, nowadays, the theater offers nothing.
John
Before the theater, you know, the.
John
It was.
John
The picture was better.
John
The sound was better.
John
Nowadays, it's not your home.
John
Your home TV is.
John
Sounds just as good in the picture.
John
Just as good as it is.
Duchess
My bathroom's cleaner.
Duchess
I have all my favorite snacks, right?
Duchess
And it's.
Duchess
I mean, it's $20 to go in and sit down in seats that are, like, maybe they're clean, maybe.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And then I got to.
Duchess
So I have a.
Duchess
We have a movie theater right in town, like, in our town.
Duchess
And it's.
Duchess
It's gross.
Duchess
It's had.
Duchess
They haven't upgraded anything.
Duchess
The seats are just filthy.
Duchess
Paul's allergic to everything.
Duchess
We can't sit on those cloth seats because they have stuff all over it.
Duchess
He has asthma attacks.
Duchess
Asthma attacks and asthma attacks.
Duchess
Asthma.
Duchess
You hush.
Duchess
You couldn't say digital, so get off my ass.
Duchess
But he.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
It's not worth paying that money to go.
Duchess
And.
Duchess
And then he wheezes his way through.
Duchess
Through the movie.
Duchess
So we go to the.
Duchess
We drive, like, half hour out of town to go to at least the seats that are, you know, leather.
John
We go to the Good.
Duchess
Wipe them.
Duchess
Yeah, the good one.
John
Do you ever see them clean a movie theater?
John
Do you ever see how they clean.
John
Not.
Duchess
What.
Duchess
Yeah, they don't do it.
Duchess
Well, what.
John
They.
John
They use a leaf blower.
John
They go in there with a leaf blower and they blow everything down at the bottom, and then they just scoop it up with a snow shovel and throw it out.
John
That's how they do it.
John
They just blow everything down.
John
And.
John
And you see the guy picking coins and, oh, look, I found a necklace.
John
And you know, Duchess's teepee is always refilled.
Duchess
Always.
John
It's always over.
John
Never.
Duchess
Oh, my God, it has to be over.
Duchess
Who.
Duchess
What animal puts it under.
Duchess
Oh, then it just hangs down on the.
Duchess
Touch.
Duchess
On the ground that.
Duchess
No, there's.
Duchess
Over.
John
There's a couple.
John
There's a couple new shows coming out that I want to see.
John
The new Tim Allen.
Duchess
I saw that.
Duchess
It looks okay.
John
It looks like it would be all right again.
Duchess
I bet you like.
Duchess
The girl plays his daughter, that cat Dennings.
John
Oh, yeah, she's.
Duchess
Because she's.
John
She's got this pout.
Duchess
She's the kind of gal you like.
John
Yeah, she's got them pounding.
John
Yes.
John
Well, my other show that's coming back on.
John
It's high potential.
John
That show is coming back on this week.
John
Oh, it's got the girl from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Duchess
I've never watched that.
John
Oh, okay.
John
I don't know.
John
That's funny.
Duchess
I've seen it.
John
I never watched it either, but I like that girl.
John
I don't know what she.
John
I don't know.
John
I don't even know her name.
Duchess
I don't care.
John
But she's hot as shit.
John
And.
John
Yeah, so that's.
John
That's the one.
John
But I don't even watch TV anymore.
John
Look, you get more people watching YouTube channels than you would get watching regular TV.
John
I mean, they gotta do something with TV.
John
They gotta make it more edgy because why would you not.
John
We're adults, all right?
John
We want edgy humor.
John
Take it.
Duchess
You put it, put it on after 9:00.
Duchess
Yeah, or make it where you have to download it or password in or whatever.
Duchess
Yeah, whatever.
Duchess
Like just stop already.
John
The kids, the kids know these curse words and they know all this by the time they're.
Duchess
Look, they're watching.
Duchess
These eight year olds are watching.
Duchess
Tick tock.
Duchess
They know what's going on.
John
They got phones to get full on porn.
John
And they can go right to.
John
They know how to go to pornhub.
John
They're watching, you know, whatever.
John
Gang bangs, threesomes, Eiffel Towers.
John
They know way more than we know.
John
Those kids, forget about kids.
Duchess
Know a lot of stuff.
John
They certainly do.
Duchess
That's disgusting.
John
Come on.
Duchess
Come on.
Duchess
Yeah, I.
Duchess
I haven't seen much.
Duchess
Any.
Duchess
I don't.
Duchess
I don't think I watch tv.
Duchess
I put the news on just because it's like I put on a news channel.
Duchess
I put on Fox News and it's like I have paid attention to it.
Duchess
There's a couple of shows I like.
Duchess
I like the Five.
John
Do you know that comes out as a podcast?
John
Do you know you can.
John
Because that's what I do.
John
I listen to it.
Duchess
Yeah, I like to watch it.
Duchess
It's funny because then I make fun of them.
John
Well, here's what the shows that I want to watch, I have YouTube TV.
John
So what I do is I have them all recorded like Landman and.
John
Well, Landman doesn't have any commercials anyhow.
John
But I get.
John
I record them all and then I come back and I just fast forward through the commercials.
John
Here's what's really cool, is my TV has a hold on.
John
Sorry.
John
I had to shut off Alexa because she would.
John
So my.
John
My remote has an Alexa on it.
John
So when it comes to commercial, I just hit the button.
John
I go, alexa, fast forward three minutes.
John
Boom.
John
I'm right back into the show again.
John
I don't have to keep.
John
Nice hammering.
Duchess
Keep holding it.
John
Yeah, I don't have to keep hammering the fast forward button.
Duchess
How easy is life?
Duchess
Where you just tell the computer.
John
Yeah.
Duchess
Just show up three minutes later.
Duchess
Okay.
John
It's amazing.
John
It's what I said.
John
What, what are we doing here?
John
Why is it that we're around and blowing up and running people over?
John
Why can't we Just go.
Duchess
Can't we just get along?
John
Yeah.
John
Why can't we just have our, you know, our gaming and all this other.
John
Leave us alone.
John
Let us do it.
John
Let us.
John
Let us live life.
John
Let's enjoy this technology.
Duchess
I know.
John
It's a crazy.
John
I don't understand it.
Duchess
Yeah, I.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
It's.
Duchess
Some days I'm like, I just don't want to leave my house.
Duchess
Just.
John
That's every day for me.
Duchess
I just.
Duchess
Well.
Duchess
Well, I like to go out and people every once in a while, so it's nice.
John
But people.
Duchess
People I like.
Duchess
People I like.
Duchess
Well, I like certain people.
Duchess
That.
Duchess
That's.
John
No, I don't like people.
Duchess
You like certain people.
Duchess
You like your people.
John
I love people from afar.
John
It's great.
Duchess
Don't bring your people near me.
John
Yeah, I don't want to be near people.
John
Bob misses popcorn.
John
Jesus Christ, Bob.
John
Popcorn's, like, the easiest thing to make in the world.
Duchess
No, movie theater popcorn is good, but you can go in and buy it.
Duchess
You go in and buy, like, a bucket.
Duchess
You could literally just walk.
Duchess
I know someone who loved movie theater popcorn.
Duchess
He would just go in, buy the big bucket of popcorn.
Duchess
He would keep the bucket and then just bring it back and pay the refill.
John
Bob's having a second tooth cut out tomorrow morning.
Duchess
That sucks.
John
All right, so why don't we get into our podcast shout outs, and we're gonna get out of here.
Duchess
Okay.
John
Thank you so much again.
John
Today was.
John
Thank you for joining us for the Monday Thursday edition of the Boomer Bunker, because today feels to me like a Monday, but it's actually a Thursday.
Duchess
Well, thank you, Tom.
John
I like people.
John
Hate persons.
John
Love the Duchess.
John
There you go.
John
My bridge got proposed until.
John
Postponed until mid January.
John
Jesus.
John
I talk like Bob now, and you.
Duchess
Make fun of me because I stumbled over asthma.
John
Of course I do.
John
All right, why don't you start us off with your favorite morning show?
Duchess
I will.
Duchess
The Weathered Report with Bruce, Jason and Ken.
Duchess
They've just fired back up, so.
John
And Duchess.
Duchess
Well, we're.
Duchess
That's their show.
Duchess
And then we can guest in, so.
Duchess
But anybody can listen, you know, 9:00 on X.
John
Pop says who's right.
John
Did an after.
John
An after show last night.
John
Doug doesn't like you anyway.
John
No, you just figured this one out.
Duchess
John knows that.
John
You know what?
John
I'm not even a fan of Doug anymore.
John
Him serious again?
John
I.
John
We've been.
Duchess
He likes me.
John
Of course.
John
Everybody loves you, Duchess.
John
It's fine.
John
Doesn't matter.
John
You notice he's not in the podcast Shoutouts anymore.
John
Him.
John
How's that?
Duchess
He took him out.
John
I took him out.
John
Dutchess wanted them in there.
John
I'm like, ow.
John
That's right.
Duchess
There you go.
John
Bob's a cunt.
John
Bob's a cunt.
John
Bob's a cunt.
John
Bob's a cunt.
Duchess
Dear.
John
I had to say it with Aaron.
John
We.
John
We had.
John
When was it?
John
One night.
John
Did we go over there and we photobombed or.
John
We went into his show and it was Monday.
John
Was it Monday?
Duchess
Monday.
Duchess
Because we ended this and then we bounced right over.
John
That's right.
John
We went over there and it's been.
Duchess
A busy podcast week.
John
I got it.
John
Gotta tell you, it's just.
John
I feel bad because I go in there and the next thing you know, we're all talking and then I end up monopolizing show.
John
I'm like, I don't.
John
I hate doing that.
John
That's why I don't really go on.
John
On the weather view in the morning anymore.
John
Because I don't want to go in there.
John
That's his show.
John
I don't want to go in there and monopolize it.
Duchess
You got monopolized.
Duchess
Well done.
Duchess
You said it right.
John
It's near the end of the show.
John
My brain kicks in.
John
WFOD with Mike drunk and Travis.
John
And you know what they did?
John
They went over to.
John
I guess it's the AI for Twitter X and they had Grok make photos of the wheelbarrow full of dick.
John
So it was drunk and then Mike and then Travis and I love that.
Duchess
Pretty funny.
John
It is pretty funny.
Duchess
I thought it was funny.
John
So we gotta get.
John
Listen, we gotta get Mike and Bruce hooked up because I think those guys would be good friends.
John
I really do.
Duchess
I think he'll be there in the morning.
Duchess
I think he didn't know what it was.
Duchess
And then just, of course was just trolling a little bit.
John
Right.
John
He could pop on and.
John
And I.
John
I have a feeling that those two guys will get along.
Duchess
Maybe.
Duchess
I'm not sure.
Duchess
Mike.
Duchess
Mike doesn't do politics so much.
Duchess
I think as.
Duchess
As we do or as Bruce does sometimes it's.
John
Show doesn't even do politics.
John
It's onto something.
John
You know, the.
Duchess
Well, sometimes there's.
Duchess
Yeah, whatever.
Duchess
That moment.
John
Right.
Duchess
Topic is.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
You know, Ken's talking about rebuilding a Subaru.
John
Who the rebuilds a Subaru.
John
Whatever.
Duchess
Okay, well, he's a car guy.
Duchess
That's his.
John
Exactly.
John
Yeah, he's a car guy.
John
Subaru.
Duchess
Well, I think it was a project.
Duchess
It was a fun project for him, I think.
John
Okay, well.
Duchess
And good on him.
Duchess
He freaking.
John
I just said it.
John
Just.
Duchess
Yeah, it's not.
John
Not your typical car guy.
John
Restoration.
Duchess
Okay.
John
It's not a vet or a pickup truck or a Corvette or something like that.
John
Okay.
John
Is it.
John
Am I up next now?
John
You're up next.
Duchess
You said two, so I guess it's my turn now.
Duchess
Am I canceled?
Duchess
Podcast with Edward.
Duchess
And I guess Edward sometimes.
John
Sometimes Edward has a guest, sometimes he doesn't.
John
I don't know.
John
One of my new favorite podcasts.
John
Shitty Song of the Week with Red and Jody.
John
I'm really looking forward to going on the show.
John
I am.
John
I'm ready.
John
I'm ready to go on and do battle.
John
Is that what we do?
John
Is it?
Duchess
We do literally have to punch each other out, but, yes, we battle out with our music.
John
Okay.
Duchess
With songs.
Duchess
All right, so the TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam hall, who are recording tonight.
John
Yes.
John
Because we're supposed to be getting a big ice and snowstorm and, you know, and the hamster might die of.
John
And they won't have any electricity or Internet hamster.
John
Their Internet hamster.
Duchess
Four little suckers running.
John
Right.
Duchess
Oh, Sparky wants to know if there's anything in the voicemail.
Duchess
If there was before the show we.
Duchess
Did I have a.
John
Yes, I have a.
John
Nope.
John
No voicemails.
Duchess
Really, folks?
John
Thanks, folks.
John
You know, it's almost embarrassing now.
John
You know what?
John
I'm never going back and looking anymore.
John
It's.
John
It.
John
Voicemails and texts are over.
John
We.
John
If you're listening to this as a podcast and we do something and you want to.
John
There's a text.
John
It's 856-477-1935.
John
You can get on your phone and text us something and we'll read it on the show.
John
We'll die in a reading.
John
But you won't.
John
And you could send in a voicemail and we would play it on the show, but you won't.
John
You know, I set up all these.
Duchess
Things at the top of our X.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
And you know something?
John
I come in here and I do this stuff and I.
John
I perform like a goddamn bark and seal for here.
John
And all I ask is every once in a while, how about dropping me a text?
John
Or you know what?
John
How about a goddamn voicemail?
John
Is that too much to ask?
John
Apparently it is.
John
Can't get a voicemail.
Duchess
Spark touched a nerve.
John
Who's next?
Duchess
You are.
John
Where are we at?
John
Shoot the Shiznit with Brian.
John
Brian Trammel.
Duchess
Yes.
John
Okay.
John
See?
Duchess
Very good.
Duchess
Good job.
Duchess
The Bromigos podcast featuring Hunter, the Undercover Brother.
John
So Hunter looks like Newman from the Seinfeld.
John
And then we've got the Undercover Brother, or like I call the.
John
The wigger on the trigger, which is Matt.
John
He was in there with Aaron the other night.
Duchess
He was.
John
And we got saucy.
John
I got saucy with him, as I do.
John
About the fight that I'm having with.
John
Is it a fight with Panama Red?
Duchess
Oh, I don't think it's a fight.
Duchess
Red's not even talking to you, so it's certainly not a fight.
Duchess
Panama Red's not talking to you.
John
Another.
Duchess
No, he doesn't want to have the argument.
John
It's just a pussy, that's all.
John
Can.
John
We can't just hug it out and be.
John
And just get over it.
Duchess
Okay.
John
All right.
John
I shake my head.
John
With Lisa and Sam, they're also doing video.
John
Now they have a video YouTube channel.
John
You know what happens to them every once in a while?
John
They get a voicemail.
John
And here's another thing.
John
If.
John
If you go to boomerbunker.com you go to the website.
John
If you look down in the bottom right hand corner, there's a little microphone button there.
John
You push the button and you can send us a voicemail right from there.
Duchess
Well, you have to use your phone.
John
How God damn.
John
More easier to have to make it.
John
You can actually send a voicemail.
John
Okay.
John
Just saying.
Duchess
All right.
Duchess
Brand X podcast.
Duchess
My favorite podcasters, Deuce and John Domingo and Joe.
John
And we'll be.
Duchess
And Joe.
John
And we will be recording Friday, January 10, so it should be out by that weekend.
John
So there you go.
John
John, there's an app for leaving an oyster.
John
Leaving a voice.
John
Voicemail.
John
Voicemail.
John
Yeah.
John
There's just go to the number.
John
Dial the number, or text the number, and it comes right to us.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
All right.
Duchess
Or.
John
Or you can go to the website, boomerbunker.com, bottom right hand corner is a little microphone.
John
You press that and you talk into either your phone, because it works on my phone, because I tried it, or your website, and you go in there.
John
Now you would think that maybe Marshmallow.
John
You know something?
John
I just ruined everything because now I thought Marshmello was a girl.
John
But now, God damn it, all I can see is Jody trolling me.
John
Now I can't talk.
John
I can't talk to her anymore.
John
The whole thing's ruined.
John
But again, you can do one of those things and leave us a voicemail.
John
And again, you know, I'm not asking for 10 or 15.
John
Five, whatever.
John
How can we say something on.
John
Do an hour and a half on this show and all the Stupid shit that I say.
John
And you got.
John
Nobody has a response.
John
Nobody wants to call me an asshole.
John
Be a break.
John
I mean, besides my co host.
Duchess
That's the problem.
John
The chat and the co host.
John
Yeah, Most of the people in the chat are chat and co host.
John
The ones that call me assholes.
John
Okay.
John
The Fine Wining podcast with Mike, Jerry and cheese.
John
Okay, so I was supposed to be on their show last night.
Duchess
Let's talk about that.
John
And we did the three hour marathon when we took over the takeover of our podcast.
Duchess
Took over our takeover.
John
We took over.
John
We took over the takeover of our podcast at the end of that podcast, which was like about 4:00.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
I said, I'm going on the Fine winning podcast four hours from there.
John
So then I got off and I had to do a show.
John
I had to edit a show for another client.
John
I did that.
John
I went upstairs and went to bed.
John
Completely forgot.
John
Completely forgot that I was supposed to do that show.
John
I wake up and I see these messages from their discord.
John
Hey, fatty, where are you at nine?
John
So I thought you were gonna be Now.
John
I apologize, guys, because that's not me.
John
And this is the very first time in the 12 years of podcasting that I said that I was going to be on a show and did not show up the very first time.
John
And I blame it on old age and my rotted Swiss cheese brain because I 100% forgot it.
John
Mike's right.
John
That's an easy move.
John
I don't do that.
John
I.
John
That's not me.
John
I.
John
If I say I'm going to be there, God damn it, I'm going to be there.
John
Except last night.
John
So I owe you guys.
John
And I promise I will set a reminder to go off so that I can make it up to you if you'll have me back on.
John
I don't know if you.
John
You will.
John
You won't.
John
Yeah.
John
Except last.
John
Yeah, I did last night.
John
I.
John
I didn't set up.
John
I'm.
John
I'm not going.
Duchess
Everybody.
Duchess
Everybody slips every once in a while.
John
But no, I'm that guy.
John
I got to set a reminder for everything I do.
Duchess
I hate that I have just too much.
Duchess
It's too much.
Duchess
I can't.
Duchess
I said.
John
Tom says.
John
He's right.
Duchess
My reputation ever tarnished.
John
Forever tarnished now.
Duchess
Forever and ever.
John
Forever.
John
However, for.
John
For whatever.
John
Ever.
John
Yeah, Forever.
Duchess
Well, I think they would forgive you.
John
Well, of course.
John
Oh, no.
John
All right, Tom, you know, now that's.
John
You stepped over the line now, Tom.
Duchess
You know, Tom, he was.
Duchess
He was tolerating you a whole Lot more.
John
Domingo is slowly becoming Eric.
John
Say how he is not dare you.
John
He is certainly that guy.
John
You know, today.
John
Today I was listening to him and I'm just gonna say he's a dick.
John
He is a dick.
John
And not only that, he picks on people that don't have any.
John
You know, he don't pick on.
John
He don't pick on me.
John
He won't even mention my name.
John
Cause he knows.
John
He knows that I'll come right back after him.
John
And he can't deal with this.
John
I told him, we've been through this.
John
I told him, you can't.
John
You won't be able to podcast with me.
John
You won't be able to handle.
John
And he's like, oh, big grizzly bear.
John
Ah, yeah.
John
We do one show with him and that was it.
John
His fans had a fit.
John
They all were gonna mutiny.
John
So he said, that's it.
John
Him.
John
And that was the end of it with me.
Duchess
That's all right.
Duchess
Listen, have a good time.
John
Let me just tell you something, Eric.
John
I got the best people from your audience.
Duchess
Echo chamber.
Duchess
Yeah.
John
I got.
John
I got Mike, I got Dean, I've got Lisa, I got Duchess.
John
I got Adam.
John
I got fud.
John
Rugger, Bugger.
John
I got him.
Duchess
Motherfucker.
John
I got Josh.
John
I got Josh from New Hampshire.
John
I got every cool person that you scared away from your podcast.
John
Everybody.
John
One person nicer than the other one.
John
I have no problems.
John
Dean.
John
What a nice guy.
John
Let me just say something about Dean, because this is.
John
You know, this is.
John
You're such an asshole.
John
Let me just say.
John
Tell you something about Dean.
John
Dean is a guy that'll go through fire and ice for you.
John
And you had him on your show and you turned him into something you said, oh, creepy Dean.
John
And what does Dean do?
John
He's.
John
He's going to lean into it.
John
Whatever you tell him to do, he's going to lean into it.
John
And instead of being like a gentleman and saying, all right, all right, I know what I told you to do.
John
We gotta back it up a step or two.
John
And he would have done it.
John
He would have definitely done it.
John
But no, not you.
John
Not you, you big fucking moron.
John
Not you.
John
You chased away all this money.
John
You know these guys.
John
Oh, Nick.
John
Another one.
John
Nick, there's a guy who's spending oodles of money on you, and you chased him away.
John
What a fucking moron you are.
Duchess
Yep.
John
All right.
Duchess
Dean's a good guy.
John
He is one of the nicest guys.
John
Every person that came over here from the Eric Zane show, not some of the nicest people.
John
Unbelievably nice people.
John
And.
John
And you know what you got?
John
You've got a bunch of nitwits over there.
John
And there's only maybe one or two people over there that I think, like, I think Maureen.
John
Maureen's not bad.
Duchess
Her sister, she can stay there.
John
An idiot.
John
Okay?
John
And then maybe, like, Corey or someone like that would probably enjoy the show.
John
But whatever.
John
You know what?
John
You have your idiots over there.
Duchess
You keep your peeps.
John
You keep your morons over there that come over.
John
And you know something?
John
I'll tell you another thing, Eric.
John
Our live streams.
John
I've seen.
John
How many people are your live streams.
John
We're right there with you, buddy.
John
We're drawing as many as you are.
John
Tens of people.
Duchess
I don't care.
Duchess
So I'm not paying the mortgage, right?
John
Well, I don't know.
John
I don't think he is either.
John
The wife is paying the mortgage.
John
You know, whatever.
Duchess
Keep asking about a voicemail.
John
Did Lisa leave a voicemail?
John
Yeah, I don't know.
John
I'm gonna try.
John
I'm gonna go look.
John
All right?
John
But here's the problem.
John
I don't know if you're gonna be able to hear it.
John
Let me try something up here.
Duchess
All right, let's give it away.
John
Oh, here we go.
John
Oh, there's a voicemail.
Duchess
Oh, wow.
Duchess
We did, like, yell at you.
Duchess
You guys.
Duchess
John literally scolded you during the show.
John
You sent me during the show.
John
Hold on here.
John
Someone's calling in.
John
Can you hear this?
John
Mike?
John
Can you hear me, Mike?
Duchess
Nope.
John
Allow while visiting the site.
Duchess
Okay, From Mike Pelarito.
Duchess
To accept, press 1.
Duchess
To send a voicemail, press 2.
John
There he is.
John
Mike.
John
Oh, am I live?
John
Holy.
John
I was leaving you a voicemail.
John
Now you actually called in.
John
Can you hear Mike?
Duchess
No.
John
God damn it.
John
Sorry, Mike.
John
They came.
John
I'll leave you another voicemail.
John
All right?
John
I won't answer.
John
All right, I'll talk to you later.
Duchess
Mike Rowe.
John
Yeah, Mike Rowe.
John
Mike rolled.
John
Mike, the producer.
John
What I was trying to do was I was going to see if I could bring it up to the other one.
John
No, I can't do that.
John
I don't want to do that.
John
No.
John
We're supposed to be leaving.
John
I thought I couldn't get.
Duchess
Well, now we got caught up, so it's fun.
John
Okay, here we go.
John
Let's see if I put this up here.
Duchess
Would this work by line this up.
Duchess
Click this.
John
I know.
John
It worked.
Duchess
It did.
John
Hold on.
John
We got a text.
John
All right, here's a text.
John
Oh, here's a text.
John
We got a text.
John
Bob's A.
John
Okay.
John
That's one.
Duchess
Lisa says you yelled at us.
Duchess
He yells because he loves.
John
Well, I'm just saying that, you know, there's a lot of.
John
Oh, hang on.
John
Let's see if I can get Mike going along.
John
Yes, allow.
Duchess
From Mike.
Duchess
Pelarido.
Duchess
To accept, press one.
John
Can you hear that?
Duchess
Voicemail.
Duchess
Press two.
Duchess
Yes.
John
Hey, Mike, I actually got you where you're on the show live.
Duchess
Oh, hey, there's Mike.
Duchess
I don't know.
Duchess
Can you hear me?
John
Can you hear Duchess?
John
Okay, I can't hear anyone.
John
You can't.
John
Oh, you can only hear me.
John
Can you hear me?
John
You there?
John
Yes, I'm here.
John
You can't hear me.
Duchess
He's like, hello.
John
You know what, everybody?
John
Don't call my unlock.
John
All right?
John
Do me a favor.
John
Don't call.
Duchess
None of you.
John
Don't call during the show.
Duchess
You have to call before.
John
Can't get the audio.
John
I can hear him.
John
I can hear you.
Duchess
You can't hear me.
John
You can't hear me.
John
I don't know.
John
Whatever.
Duchess
Look, you can't say we're not fun, right?
John
Call.
John
Don't call.
John
I know.
Duchess
It's called.
Duchess
I know.
John
All right, listen, we're in 20.
Duchess
Move the studio around, and then.
John
Yeah, make up my mind.
John
Someone shit my.
John
Someone shit my pants.
John
All right, listen, we will be back here.
Duchess
My pants.
John
We will be back here Monday.
John
You know what?
John
I will try to figure out whether I can get.
John
I would love to take phone calls live.
John
I would do.
Duchess
That would be fun.
John
Mm.
John
And I.
John
I'm sure I can probably figure this out if I.
John
Not now.
Duchess
No, do not figure it out now.
John
Not now.
John
But I'll try to figure this out.
John
Thanks for everybody that shows up here.
John
And look.
Duchess
Oh, it's so fun.
Duchess
We appreciate it.
John
I love the audience that we have.
John
Yeah, I love the audience we have.
John
I love the people that come in and chat with us.
John
I think it's amazing.
John
You guys are a great group of people.
John
And you know what?
John
We got a fantastic group.
Duchess
Really love y'all.
John
The discord.
John
You know, get into the discord with us.
John
We around in there more than we should.
John
It's a safe space.
Duchess
Well, unless you say something to John and he bounced.
John
No, no.
John
First of all, it's a safe space where you can say what you want.
John
We don't bounce.
John
I don't really bounce people out.
John
How many people have I thrown out?
John
One.
John
And now I'm not even.
John
Now I'm all worried now, Mike, why do you have to say that about Jody?
John
Now, that's Jody, I'll be like, oh, my God.
John
Yeah, I keep.
John
Cuz when Jody went over to the I'm gonna say Jody.
John
Now, if Jody was actually marshmallow and then went over to the other one and started bitching about me as Marshmallow, Jody wouldn't have done that.
Duchess
Now, I can't just.
Duchess
Mike's.
John
I can't.
Duchess
Mike doesn't even know who marshmallow is.
John
I don't know that.
John
I have no idea.
John
Now, see, this could be one big, giant troll joke on me.
Duchess
Way to make it about you.
Duchess
Who else would it be about?
John
Who else would it be about?
John
All right, everybody.
Duchess
Oh, my goodness.
John
Duchess, say goodbye.
Duchess
Goodbye, Duchess.
John
Sa.