That Was Awkward | Episode 275

Join the Boomer Bunker podcast as hosts Edward and John tackle controversial topics, share laughs, and explore societal issues with humor and candor.
A distinctive blend of humor and serious commentary unfolds as the hosts delve into the intricacies of female happiness and male perceptions. John and Edward engage in a playful yet pointed conversation, dissecting the often misguided notions surrounding what makes women tick.
The hosts also reflect on their personal experiences, sharing amusing and cringe-worthy moments that underscore the sometimes chaotic nature of relationships. They explore the impact of social media on these dynamics, particularly how online personas can distort reality and lead to humorous yet troubling exchanges.
The episode balances light-hearted banter with deeper discussions about societal pressures, expectations, and the often contradictory messages conveyed through various forms of media.
This mix of levity and gravity makes for an episode that resonates well beyond the surface, inviting listeners to reflect on their experiences and assumptions about gender roles.
Takeaways:
- The hosts humorously explore controversial topics, including relationships and societal expectations regarding women.
- They discuss the challenges of navigating personal relationships after recent breakups and graduations.
- The conversation touches on the absurdity of online interactions and the implications of social media.
- There is a humorous take on public perceptions of women in podcasting.
- The hosts debate the dynamics of dating apps versus traditional meeting methods in modern romance.
- They reflect on the impact of internet fame and how it influences personal identity.
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00:00 - None
00:25 - Introducing the Hosts
12:19 - The Dangers of Online Presence
18:29 - The Debate on Bathroom Rights and Gender Identity
28:17 - Body Image and Relationships
40:40 - The Feud with Destiny
52:52 - The Rise of Podcasting: A New Era
01:02:15 - The Panel Discussion Begins
01:12:51 - The Voicemail Dilemma
Welcome to the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles tough topics, shares some laughs, and dives headfirst into the sea of controversy with no life jackets in sight.
Host
I'm a I Duchess.
Host
The real Duchess has a function to attend.
Host
I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts for tonight's show.
Host
Taking my place is the Samson of Silliness, the playful prankster of podcasting from the Am I canceled podcast, Edward.
Host
And joining Edward is everyone's cranky neighbor with too much time on his hands, John Jamingo.
Host
Tonight, the guys take on the fairer sex and try to figure out what makes them happy.
Host
So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's heavy on misogyny and sexism.
Host
Without further ado, here are Jamingo and Edward.
John
Edward, how's it going, buddy?
Host
Hello, John.
Host
It is wonderful to be here.
Host
I missed you so much.
John
Edward now has big people Internet, which is really nice.
Host
And a big people brain, John.
John
And a big people brain he is.
John
Is it official?
John
Can I make the announcement that you are.
Host
It's unofficial.
Host
Grades haven't been submitted, but we are the holder of a bachelor's degree.
Host
Everybody congratulate me in the chat.
Host
Thank you.
John
Is unbelievable.
Host
Thank you.
John
Now what?
John
What are we doing now?
John
Now we have to go out and get big boy jobs.
Host
Now we come onto Boomer Punker and ruin our career immediately.
John
I never thought of that.
Host
Wow.
John
He just graduated college and was ready for this big radio job.
John
And then he happened to go on an old podcast with some old guy, spoke about women.
John
Started talking shit about women.
John
Yeah, the protest.
Host
Like the third worst group you should talk about in a bad way.
Host
Probably.
John
Absolutely.
John
And the reason I say that, which brings me right to my first clip.
Host
Yes.
John
Is be crazy.
Host
True.
John
For the simple fact is, if you just do one little simple thing, they go after you with the vengeance of a hundred warriors.
Host
Yes.
John
Check this out.
Duchess
Just came on one of my videos and left a comment that said, waste of my time.
John
Which, like, waste of my time.
John
He came onto her comments.
John
Wherever she's at, it's waste of my time.
John
Listen to what this bitch does.
Host
Like, whatever.
Duchess
That's your opinion.
Duchess
It's wrong, but it's your opinion.
Duchess
So I went to his TikTok profile and it was really unassuming, like he didn't use his real name or anything.
Duchess
But then I went to his list of followers, and his very first follower was this woman who did use her full name.
Duchess
So I looked her up on Facebook and she had a picture of herself with this guy and his Full name, and it turns out they're married.
Duchess
So with his full name, I googled him and I found this website where they had registered for like a high school reunion for way back in the day.
Duchess
And he had his email address listed.
Duchess
So then I signed up his email address for an email blast that emails him one fun animal fact every minute.
Duchess
Now who's a waste of your time?
John
Because he said waste of time.
John
She did all that.
Host
Would you not enjoy getting a nice animal fact that often?
John
Okay, that's not bad.
John
Okay, I get that you don't know how to get rid of them, especially, you know, that's tough because every minute you're.
John
Especially if you're like, if.
John
If you're a entrepreneur and your preneurs are going off and they're sending you emails, you don't.
John
You can't shut your notifications off.
Host
I don't know.
Host
I think it's about time that commenters kind of slowed their role.
Host
Anyway, I think it's probably time to start fucking with commenters at this point.
John
They're too comfortable.
Host
Way too comfortable.
John
All right, well, then that brings me to my second crazy lady.
Host
One more thing.
Host
I just want to say that it's ironic to be saying to this woman that you're wasting your time when you're doom scrolling TikTok, you're already wasting your time.
John
Yes, I would rather waste my time on something else besides your bullshit.
John
I would rather waste my.
John
Yeah, well, she's under the covers and everything.
John
So I'm like, well, maybe he was wondering, like, oh, no, maybe she should be scantily dressed, no bra on.
John
Daddy likes it tight.
John
Daddy does like it tight.
John
Yes, of course, this one was even worse.
Duchess
I came into my comment section and told me to stop talking politics and go back to making spreadsheets.
Duchess
So I decided to make a spreadsheet about that guy.
Duchess
It was really easy because he had the Same username on TikTok that he does on Reddit and he posted a lot.
Duchess
So I went through some of his most recent comments and made a chart of every single time he fundamentally misunderstood what a tariff was.
Duchess
That was a solid 100% way to be consistent.
Duchess
Then I went to go see which subreddits he was the most active in, which were either about, like, cryptocurrency or rating pics of women or roasting pics of women, or posting the same ad on TradWife personals for the last four years, consistently every week.
Duchess
And then I went back far enough that I found his real name and I Looked him up and he's married.
Duchess
So I sent screenshots of his trad wife personals ads to his wife, and we been chatting and now she's my mutual on TikTok.
Duchess
What's up, Lulu?
Duchess
Good luck in your divorce.
Host
And people need to stop with women.
Host
It's not a joke.
Host
It's not a joke.
Host
All these people posting your body, my choice.
Host
They're going to get dude if they.
John
Want to throw up your ass.
John
Because women are relentless and they're crafty and they're tricky and they might not be able to change a light bulb or kill a spider.
John
Okay.
John
But they'll ruin your fucking life on the Internet.
John
That they can do.
Host
I could do that, too.
Host
You've witnessed.
Host
You've witnessed me have, like, the early stages of that, finding people out for you.
Host
And.
John
Well, so the reason I said, you know, let's talk about women tonight is again, I don't know if we can 100% say that, you know, we haven't been through our own trials and tribulations with women.
John
Yes, you recently have had an issue with.
John
And how is that going?
Host
What do you mean?
Host
It's not.
John
It's not.
John
It's on.
John
It's over.
John
We don't.
John
We're done with Arseway.
Host
Yeah.
John
All right, so let's talk about her, because I really didn't like.
Host
John, what the fuck are you doing?
Host
No, let's not dive into my personal life, John.
Host
I think not.
Host
Here, I'll just spam fucking.
Host
All right, you move on.
John
Let me ask you this.
Host
We interrupt this program to bring you a special.
John
This is a clapback.
Host
Okay?
John
This is a clapback.
John
All right.
John
So would you recommend meeting women on VR?
Host
I mean, sure, probably.
Host
I mean, you're taking a risk, as I've demonstrated.
Host
I can't do this.
Host
John, you're not going to make me talk shit on your podcast.
Host
It's not happening.
John
Wait a minute.
John
Was it me or did you move from where you were to be near her and.
Host
Yep.
John
Because you guys were so much in love.
Host
Other reasons.
John
Couldn't be.
Host
Yes.
John
Couldn't be apart.
Host
And, John, your daughter almost walked in on you naked, and you had the nerve to be doing this to me right now.
John
That's true.
John
All right, so if we're going to tell embarrassing stories, go ahead.
John
When I first got married, my stepdaughter, she was like 7 or 8 years old or whatever.
John
And when we.
John
When we.
John
How did this work out?
John
Either we were married or we're just ready to get married.
John
Her My wife to be or my wife moved in with me at my, at my house.
John
Oh yeah, we did.
John
She had to.
John
Because I had had.
John
When I first got engaged, the first thing my, my beautiful bride to be said was, I can't have this kitchen.
John
So I had to tear the whole kitchen apart and put a whole new kitchen in.
John
All right, so that was done.
John
So I get up at like 5 o'clock in the morning.
John
Cause I gotta go to work and I go to take a shower.
John
So I go in the shower, which is out in the hallway.
John
It's a single bathroom house.
Host
Okay.
John
As I come out with my towel over my shoulder after taking a shower at 5:00 in the morning, 5:30, there's my 7 year old daughter sitting on a couch looking straight at me.
John
And I'm naked as I'm like, oh no.
John
So I quick.
Host
And I was gonna say, I wish I could have heard the scream that.
John
You let out like a little.
John
And she's 34 now and still doesn't let me.
John
Still tells me, oh yeah, first naked guy I ever seen was him.
John
That was me.
Host
Yeah, there's the one that came to check.
Host
Wasn't that the night that you did edibles, by the way?
John
No.
John
Yes, yes, I did edibles and turned my phone off.
Host
And your family was worried about you?
John
Yeah.
John
If they can't again, I'm at the age now that if they can't get a hold of me for like three hours, they all think I'm dead.
John
They all come running over here to see if I'm still alive.
John
My cousin did that one time.
John
I had worked late into the night doing podcasting stuff and I slept in and they were knocking on the door, they couldn't get a hold of me.
John
So they got the key, came in and I guess my foot was sticking out at the bottom of the bed.
John
And he goes, and as I'm coming out of my slumber, I hear he's dead.
John
And he grabbed my ankle and I jumped and he went, oh, Jesus Christ, he's alive.
John
So I'm at that age now where they consider me dead if they can't get a hold of me for three hours.
John
But all right, I can see it's a touchy subject you don't want to talk about.
Host
It's just a breakup.
Host
Just a breakup.
Host
Just a breakup move.
John
Doesn't sound like it's just a breakup, but okay, okay, okay.
John
On a scale of 1 to 10 and being boy or bunny and one being like a normal person, where would you put her on the scale of craziness.
John
Crazy scale, John.
Host
Why do you think I'm going to answer this question?
John
Listen, I'll give her she's about a 7 and a 7.5.
John
Hot.
Host
What is happening?
John
How crazy though?
John
Duchess, come on.
John
Duchess, come back.
Host
What are you doing?
Host
John, I just.
Host
Are you insane?
Host
Are you insane?
John
What is wrong with you?
John
What does she care?
John
She's not watching this.
Host
Because I'm a nice boy, John.
Host
That's why I'm a simp.
Host
Which is why you had me on here.
Host
To counterbalance your ridiculousness.
John
I didn't know you were in a black neighborhood.
Host
All right, there's no getting away from anything with you, John.
John
Well, since you were coming on, I didn't want to overwhelm you with stuff like this, so I figured I would.
Host
Make it, oh, really comfortable for you.
Host
Okay, thanks.
Host
I appreciate that, John.
John
I figured I would make it more comfortable for you and do something that you're familiar with, like.
John
Am I the asshole?
Host
Yes, I do know this.
Host
Can I play the theme?
John
Yeah, sure.
Host
Okay, here we go.
John
I would be honored.
Host
All right, go ahead.
John
Okay.
John
All right.
John
I.
John
I will attempt to read this.
John
Reading is not my forte, but I'll give it a whirlwind.
John
Am I the asshole for finding out my brother's stepdaughter is on only fans at Thanksgiving dinner, my sister in law was bragging about how much money her daughter makes in a game as a gaming streamer, saying that she makes almost 300k a year.
John
She even showed me a picture of the new car her daughter bought and the license plate was clearly her username.
John
So I looked her up and showed her and it showed her daughter's Twitch account.
John
She was really surprised I was able to find it and she said she had never seen it before and she doesn't know anything about online streaming stuff.
John
Well, since I'm a gamer too, I was intrigued since a lot.
John
That's a lot of money.
John
I checked out her Instagram account under the same username and lo and behold, there was a link tree verbatim.
John
I suspected something else was going on and I was curious.
John
I saw her photos in her apartment and it linked to and only fans account and her Venmo with her real name attached.
Host
My God.
John
It seems obvious to me that this was probably where the money was coming from.
John
And I became concerned about her safety risks and having so much personal information so easily accessible online.
John
Okay, first of all, I think this is jealousy.
John
I.
John
I think this is 100% jealousy.
John
She's like Wait a minute, I'm a gamer.
John
How come I'm not making 300k a year?
Host
Because you ain't got that good good, that's why.
John
Well, you might have that good good, but you ain't putting that good good out there.
John
That's the thing.
Host
If she had it, she'd put it out there.
John
So I went to my brother's wife immediately and she became defensive and accused me of crossing a boundary just for looking her daughter's public Instagram.
John
She claimed that I ruined their family day after Thanksgiving.
John
And she escalated things by claiming that I had some kind of perverse interest in her daughter, which I found both absurd and inappropriate.
John
I didn't look any further.
John
I didn't look any further other than noticing the pictures of her apartment and all the links to her only fans in Venmo.
John
My brother, instead of calming things down, sided with her and said I had crossed the line even by looking up our Instagram profile.
John
I tried explaining that my intention was ploy to alert them about the potential safety issue.
John
Sure it was something I thought that would be they would appreciate.
John
The whole situation blew up.
John
They turned to focus on me, blaming me for overstepping boundaries, for even looking at the public Instagram account.
John
And rather than accessing actual concerns about their daughter's public presence and risks it poses, they blame me for ruining everything.
John
I felt so bad for the stepdaughter as the explosive way that my sister in law responded makes me think she went crazy on her too.
John
I imagine she will have a heart to heart with her and ask if she felt safe doing this or something along those lines.
John
Am I the asshole for looking up my sister's public Instagram account?
John
I mean, yes, Edward, you do a lot of Internet sleuthing on people.
Host
Yeah.
John
Is this out of line for you kids in the Internet world?
Host
Yes.
Host
If I, if I went and I looked somebody up and just to fuck with them, if they hadn't done anything to me, yes, I'd be an asshole.
Host
But this is like you said, probably just jealousy.
Host
She kind of seems like a piece of shit.
John
She's making $300,000 a year on only fans and telling her mom it's gaming on Twitch.
John
So this.
John
So she's like, yeah, I'm turning, I'm turning this bitch in.
John
This is not how this works.
Host
I mean she is putting herself.
Host
I mean she's got it on her public accounts and shit.
Host
So anyone could find it at any time.
Host
Really.
Host
Yeah, it's like they're both assholes I guess is what I think, okay, everyone, mother.
John
Everybody.
Host
Everyone sucks here.
John
Public is public.
John
It means anyone public can look it up.
John
I kind of feel the way.
John
Yeah, it's like if you have a Twitter account and your direct messages are open and somebody comes in and talks to you, it's like, oh, my God, they violated me.
John
They came into my direct messages.
John
It's not like they came into your room.
John
It's not like they assaulted you.
Host
Words are violent, John.
John
No, they're not violent Attack.
Host
I learned this in college campus.
Host
I minored in sociology.
Host
John.
John
All right, so now that you're out on the prowl looking for other women.
Host
Yeah.
John
What.
John
What.
John
What mode are you going about this?
John
Are we using dating apps or we back to the.
John
The virtual reality world or try to meet them on the street?
Host
We have been finishing school and we have been chilling, and then we're gonna look for a job and we're gonna not worry about the ladies.
John
We're not going to worry.
John
You're a young man.
John
You always work.
John
Young men always worry about the ladies.
Host
And I'm hot, John.
John
You're hot.
John
Also very attractive.
Host
I apologize.
Host
Yeah, no, I'm just.
Host
I'm trying to live life right now because I've made some rash decisions that I think need to not happen again in the future.
John
Oh, really?
John
So you try to.
John
How would you vet your new prospect?
Host
I love the topic of this show.
Host
Vet, I guess interact with them and do some fucking sleuthing.
Host
If I need to.
John
You would?
John
Dig.
Host
If I feel insecure about the way that things are progressing, then I guess I use my private detective skills, John.
John
All right, so now you use your private detective skills and you find a girl that has an OnlyFans account, or.
Host
Like Google says, show up at their home and then do some in person investigating, see how that works out.
John
All right, so you go, you do this, you find out she has an OnlyFans account.
John
Is that a deal breaker or is that something that you would entertain?
Host
I'm too much of a jealous person.
Host
I couldn't do it personally.
Host
Do I see a problem with a couple having that dynamic?
Host
No, but for me personally, it would not work.
Host
No.
John
All right, so only fan.
Host
That was the fun.
Host
Serious answer, John.
John
That's.
John
That's a big no, huh?
Host
Yeah.
Host
John, I would sit in the corner with Destiny and cuck out to my girl fucking other men online.
John
Well, I don't know the whole Destiny story.
John
I only know bits and pieces.
John
And I know Destiny's like your spirit animal online.
Host
I love him.
John
How do you feel about Nick Fuentes.
Host
Nick Fuentes.
Host
I think he's entertaining to watch.
Host
But this is a lot of the ways that I feel about these so called, like, evil Nazi people that everyone.
Host
I.
Host
I find them entertaining, usually.
Host
And the most entertaining thing you can do is watch someone like Destiny, who has a foot in reality, still dismantle all of these people's ideals.
Host
I think that's more positive than going, oh, Destiny's gay.
Host
Destiny sucked a dick.
Host
Well, he should fucking.
Host
He shouldn't even have a platform anymore.
Host
I think that's very silly.
John
I do, too, because aren't we supposed to uplift the L's and the G's and the B's and I'm not sure about the T's anymore.
Host
We should, John.
John
I think the T's are on their way out.
John
I think the L, the G's and the B's have had enough of the T's Shit.
John
They cause a lot of problems.
Host
As you always say, John, as white.
John
People, we're supposed to sit here and listen.
John
We should.
John
We should.
Host
I'm following your lead.
Host
I know my severe, severe elder.
John
Listen, this is also a podcast where we do news.
Host
Okay.
John
And I don't know if you know this, but today in the Capitol, the U.S.
John
capitol.
Host
Yes.
John
We're on January 6th, Donald Trump.
John
Yes.
Host
Google asked a great question.
Host
Would you be okay with your partner having an.
Host
Only fans?
Host
Never answered.
John
No, absolutely not.
Host
Okay.
Host
Sorry to cut you off there.
John
Yeah, I'm just.
John
I swear to God, you are just like me.
John
You could have been my son.
John
Honest to God.
Host
All right, so Jody had me.
John
Sorry.
John
Homosexual relationship.
John
We spit you out.
John
All right, so today at the Capitol, we had a big, giant protest where the T's went in and they went into the ladies restroom because you're not allowed to do that anymore because of Nancy Mace, which is the representative from South Carolina.
John
She put a.
John
I don't know what you put.
John
We call.
John
It's not a bill.
John
But anyhow, she had the.
John
The rules changes.
John
The rules of the House changed where if you're a trans woman, you can't use the ladies.
John
If you have a penis, you're not allowed in the ladies room.
John
How do you feel about that?
Host
I don't really care if I don't.
Host
I don't care who goes to the bathroom where.
Host
Really.
Host
Because I don't think for the most part that people are trying to be predators in the bathroom.
John
Well, okay.
John
For the most about your autophilias.
John
Your auto.
John
Pedophilias.
John
What the hell?
John
How do you say that you're auto.
John
Your auto something.
John
Autoerotic asphyxiation failures.
Host
That is like strangulation while you jerk off, John.
John
Yes, something like that.
Host
How do I feel about that?
John
Well, I guess what it is, is it's the.
John
It's the man who dresses up like a woman and goes into woman's spaces as a kink.
John
As a.
John
As an erotic event.
Host
If it's erotic, then that.
Host
Yeah, that's too far, for sure.
John
Okay, but how do you.
John
How can you tell.
John
Like, how can you tell the difference between a real transgender person that just wants to take a leak and some.
John
That's in there just, you know, trying to get off?
John
Because they're in there with women.
John
And.
Host
And basically, how can you tell a, like, straight white man who's a pedophile or not from somebody?
John
Well, you wouldn't see them in the women's.
John
Lady.
John
You wouldn't be.
Host
They could be attracted to men and they could be in the men's restroom.
John
But you kind of see where I'm going here.
John
It's like, you know, for like, maybe 1% of the population, we allow these perverts to go in there.
John
And basically, I hate perverts.
John
Yeah, see, I hate perverts, too.
John
I'm not a big fan of perverts.
John
But what I'm saying is this way you, you know, you can go into.
John
A woman can go into a restroom and feel safe.
John
I mean, let's face it, if a trans man came into the men's room, would we care that?
John
We wouldn't give a shit.
John
But we're not worried about trans men assaulting us in the men's room.
John
What are they going to do?
Host
At least you're open about your double standard.
Host
But there is a clear double standard there.
John
Sure there is.
John
We're not afraid of trans women, all right?
John
We're not worried about trans women hurting us or molesting us or anything like that.
Host
Yeah, but an adult woman probably could take advantage of a young male.
John
Young, but not.
John
Well, no, I don't know about that.
John
I don't know.
John
Not really.
John
I don't think so.
John
So anyhow, I got a little video today of what happened in the Capitol.
John
Whoops.
John
Hit the wrong.
Host
That bathroom is pretty.
John
It's very clean.
John
I mean, is it.
John
Can't we just have the men's room in the men's room?
John
The ladies room, like his, hers, and they's.
Host
Let's just start making more and more bathrooms until all buildings are just full of bathrooms.
Host
We can have a trans bathroom.
Host
We can have a parents bathroom.
Host
We can have everything you can think of.
John
Well, they all got arrested.
John
They all got arrested today.
Host
Not again.
John
And as Nancy Mace, who's really.
John
I mean, she's really shouldered this responsibility, this burden that she's like sticking up for women and she's not having any of this.
John
She went to the police station to do her own protest.
John
All right, so some tranny protesters showed up at the Capitol today to protest my bathroom bill.
John
What.
John
What offends you?
John
The.
John
The tranny word.
Host
It's just how edgy she wants to be.
Host
Just.
Host
It's just.
Host
It just gives me heebie jeebies if I can be.
John
Because she doesn't like men in her spaces.
Host
No, it's the way that she talks where she's like, so just wants to be that.
Host
You know what I mean?
John
Right?
Host
The fucking trannies were bugging.
Host
And it's just like, God, you are trying so hard.
John
The tranny word offense.
Host
John, you're not listening to me.
Host
I'm saying the way that she says it in general, the way that she's speaking this sentence is like, respectful.
Host
I know.
Host
John, you're not listening.
Host
The way that she's speaking it is annoying because she's like, so trying to be that and be edgy and get those people's support and that skeeves me out.
Host
That's what I'm trying to say.
Host
I don't care if she wants to be edgy.
Host
I don't care if someone wants to say an edgy word.
Host
I think it's lame and cringe, but.
John
Okay.
John
All right, well, let's continue.
John
Arrested four things.
John
So I have a message for the protesters who got arrested.
Host
You ready?
John
What do you think she's going to say?
Host
You.
Host
Something.
Host
Something edgy.
Host
Let's do it.
John
You have the right to remain silent.
John
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Host
You have the right.
John
God damn.
Host
Miranda rights were not on my bingo card.
Host
But okay, let's go.
Host
Let's go.
John
I don't know.
John
Again, I.
John
I really.
John
I believe in my heart of hearts, I believe that women should be protected.
Host
Yes.
John
From queens in their personal spaces.
Host
Queens.
Host
Yes.
John
That's all.
John
I just don't understand why it's got to be.
John
Why do they have to force themselves into women's spaces?
Host
Yeah, but you're, You're.
Host
But you're only.
Host
The problem is, is that you're only caring in this specific instance, when it comes to these specific people, that's when it becomes a problem.
Host
It's like, no, like you have to expand and be like, women should be protected from everybody, everywhere, all the time.
Host
It's like.
Host
But you're coming in it with an agenda.
Host
There's an exact reason why you want.
John
This men out of women's spaces.
Host
Yes, Protection.
Host
It's because of the trans people.
John
Yes, men.
Host
But shouldn't women also be protected from men who could also do horrible atrocities to them in other spaces?
John
Yes.
John
Men aren't allowed in a ladies room.
Host
But when you're focusing only on the.
John
That's all we're talking about.
John
We don't care about outside the men's room.
John
We don't care because other spaces.
Host
But if you're, if you're saying like oh, they're in danger in the bathroom because a trans person is in there to use the bathroom, then it's like, well, yeah, but they're in danger walking down the sidewalk by themselves.
Host
That's why they have to carry mace and all this other shit.
Host
Like women are in danger because they're frail little creatures.
Host
Kill them.
Host
No, just kidding.
John
Kill the creatures.
John
I don't see.
John
This is where again my generation.
John
This is where I find your generation.
Host
I'm trolling, by the way.
John
Stupid.
Host
Okay, go ahead.
John
And the reason is it's very simple that all we're trying to do here is protect biological women from your basic autophile.
John
Yeah, autopilot file something.
John
That's all.
Host
John.
Host
But John.
John
I don't understand where you would stand up for.
Host
Most people going to the bathroom.
Host
Are going to go to the bathroom.
John
There's the key word most.
John
There's the other ones that are in there trying to take as a man.
Host
If I was crazy enough, I could run into the women's bathroom and cause all sorts of havoc.
Host
John.
Host
It's not go to jail, but so will the trans person if they around.
John
And find out because they.
John
They say they identify as a woman.
John
So I.
Host
That doesn't mean they don't get in trouble for being weird predators like cops work for everyone usually, I guess, except black people.
Host
John, cops don't help black people.
John
Sure they.
Host
And George Bush doesn't care about them.
John
George Bush doesn't care about blacks.
Host
Nope.
John
I beg to differ.
John
All right, hold on.
John
Let's go back.
John
Let's do another.
John
Am I the asshole?
John
All right.
John
Oh, you know what we didn't do the first time?
Host
What?
Host
Read what the comments have to say, you guys.
John
Oh, I forgot the comments.
John
I'm not set up for the comments.
Host
Which, which, okay, see, well, the post was deleted.
Host
And I recovered it because I'm awesome.
John
You did.
John
See, that's what I'm talking about.
John
You got, you know, you millennials, you're good for something.
John
Thank you for when things you can't find them.
John
You're very smart and like.
John
But what we forgot was music.
John
So here we go.
Host
Finally.
John
Am I the asshole for fat shaming my brother's girlfriend?
John
I love this.
John
There's been a recent TikTok trend where couples filming a video where the boyfriend picks up the girlfriend.
John
My brother's girlfriend has been wanting to do this for a while and initially he didn't want to do.
John
He didn't want to.
John
My brother's girlfriend had been wanting to do this.
John
My brother, not so much.
John
He didn't bring it up, but I think it was due to her weight.
John
She's heavier than him and I think he didn't want to make her feel bad by not being able to pick her up.
John
Well, she insisted.
John
He finally agreed and when they filmed the video, he wasn't able to lift her.
John
She immediately started berating him and saying that he was small and weak and needed to go to the gym because he was unable to pick her up.
John
I told my brother's girlfriend she shouldn't belittle my brother like that.
John
She said it's just telling.
John
She's just telling the truth.
John
And he can't lift a girl when he's weak.
John
I pointed out that the truth in this case is that he's perfectly normal weight and height and it's more her because of him not being able to pick her up.
John
He's 510, 150 pounds.
John
She's five three, 180 pounds.
John
She called me a body shaming asshole and left.
John
And a lot of her friends are telling me now that I'm an asshole for body shaming her.
John
I don't think that's fair.
John
Am I the asshole?
Host
Well, John, I think all is fair and loving.
Host
Whore.
John
Hey.
Host
Your turn.
Host
No, but really, I think that if the guy.
Host
If she's going, if she's willing to do that and make him feel that way, then her making her feel that way.
Host
A.
Host
Okay.
John
In my book, what would you do if you're 5 10, 150 pounds and you're 5 3, 180 pounds.
John
Fire plug of a girlfriend came up and said, I want to do a tick tock and I want you to lift me.
Host
I mean, you know as a man, John, that you have to try.
Host
You have to at least try.
Host
You can't say no.
Host
What how do you get out of that right now?
John
Let me ask you this.
John
Would you be able to pick your ex girlfriend up and do that TikTok lift where you put.
John
You would be able to put her on your shoulders?
Host
Probably, if I tried hard enough.
Host
She's six foot.
Host
It would be difficult.
Host
She's tall.
John
She's tall.
John
But I mean, I know you're tall, too, but that's quite a lift.
Host
Yeah, that'd be crazy.
Host
I don't know if that would work.
Host
I love giving you real answers, John.
Host
It's my favorite fucking thing I'm doing right now.
Host
There's nowhere to go with it, and I totally understand.
Host
I love it.
John
All right, you keep this up, I'll get right back into your relationship.
John
You better start dancing, monkey.
Host
No, John, I could not lift her because she's a woman and I would never do that because women suck.
Host
I don't want to touch them.
John
I never thought about bringing you on here and ruining your actual radio career by doing a stupid podcast.
John
I'll Shane Gillis you.
Host
There's plenty of material to find in my own podcast to ruin my career, so.
John
Okay, so let me ask you this, and I'm serious about this.
John
So where.
John
What are you going to try to do now?
John
You're going to try to find a job?
John
You're going to be putting a resum Me out, I guess, or.
John
What are you doing?
Host
I'm going to gather.
Host
This is another real answer, John.
Host
I'm going to gather all of my things, my accomplishments, my achievements, make them into a nice, pretty little resume.
Host
I'm going to make a LinkedIn account for the first time in my life.
Host
And then I'm going to start applying for sexy remote positions where I could be at my house.
Host
That's what I'm.
John
So you're going to try to do radio from your house, is that it?
Host
I'm probably.
Host
I don't know if I.
Host
Broadcasting will probably be a hobby for me, as it has been, and then some sort of media corporate job is probably what.
Host
I'm gonna go for something, maybe an iHeartRadio.
Host
There's some.
Host
Ms.
Host
Kiff's OTK Corporation is hiring in Austin, Texas, right now.
Host
We never know, John.
Host
Okay, remember Ms.
Host
Kiff, John?
John
No.
Host
Remember the Twitch?
Host
Remember the Twitch thing that made me make a disclaimer for 18 minutes of Twitch drama?
John
Yes, yes, yes.
Host
All right, so there's the real answer, John.
Host
You got any funny things to say back to that?
John
We wanted the shortest boomer bunkers ever.
John
To be quite honest with You.
John
I can't wait for Duchess to come back.
Host
Well, what does she do?
Host
What is Dutch now my camera's out of focus, John.
Host
Now my camera's out of focus.
John
You're waving your arms around like a retard.
Host
That's why you can't say that.
Host
That's my word, John.
Host
I'm the artist.
John
Ah, thank you, Jody.
John
It's auto gynephilia.
John
Autogynephilia.
John
That's what it is.
John
Can never remember.
Host
All right, everyone start making jokes now.
John
No, I just was trying to figure out.
John
I mean, I don't know that much about you, but I know you kids don't like that, so I figured maybe it would be a great opportunity to learn about.
John
Edward.
John
Edward, stop.
John
Put your hand in front of the camera like this.
Host
It worked.
John
And then pull it back like that.
Host
Now yours is out of focus.
Host
Mine's always a horrible show.
Host
Eugene.
Host
Eugene.
John
I gotta tell you, I wasn't sure what was gonna happen tonight.
John
I'd set some stuff up and.
Host
You fucked this over from the very beginning, John.
Host
As soon as you bring my personal life into.
Host
And you don't even.
Host
You don't even warn me about it.
Host
You think I'm gonna.
Host
Maybe I could be prepared with some quips to your questions, but no.
Host
Springing it on me is gonna get the results you get right here where I go.
Host
I'm not gonna.
John
I love the results.
John
I love the results that we got tonight.
Host
I'm not gonna talk about that here, John.
Host
I would talk about that on my show before I would talk about it here.
John
I just want to know.
Host
You know, everything.
Host
Then you start reading Am I the stories?
John
Yes.
John
Yeah, because I.
John
Listen, I.
John
I just wanted to find out, you know, how many court dates you had to go to and.
John
Oh, God, is there ever a cease and desist order on episode?
Host
Bob says, and he's right, John.
Host
He's fucking right where you didn't even prepare anything.
Host
You go, oh, this is the am I canceled guy who has Am I the asshole?
Host
So I'm going to grab am I the asshole?
Host
Stories, and then where's the topics?
Host
Where's the news?
Host
Why aren't we talking about destiny?
John
We could talk about destiny.
John
All right, so there's a guy that Edward loves.
John
He's a.
John
What would you call him?
John
Edward?
John
I'll let you describe him.
Host
Genius political streamer.
Host
Doing it for many, many years.
John
All right.
John
He's been doing it for many, many years.
John
And he just got divorced.
John
And apparently there's a sparky toaster in a car Crash.
John
Sorry.
John
Now you're attacking my.
Host
I am.
Host
I'm gonna attack all of them.
Host
I want to attack because I love.
John
Gobble Gobblehead said dance, Edward, dance.
Host
Because I'm your little fucking.
Host
I'm not even John.
Host
That's racist.
John
That's what I am, monkey.
John
All right, damn it.
Host
I'm freshly graduated, you guys.
Host
What do you expect me to do?
Host
I'm trying to fucking get a career.
Host
What do you want from me?
John
What about podcasting?
John
Do you think you can make a career out of podcasting?
Host
I mean, eventually, probably, if I did all the marketing and shit that I don't want to do.
John
Right?
John
Do you think it's lazy for people that want to go back to radio again?
John
Like, I don't know if I can bring this up, but I will.
John
The Steel Toe Morning show.
John
I was listening to him today, and he's crying, and he's telling how radio is still the future.
John
Podcasting, that's amateur hour and radios.
John
And I think that that's a lazy man's way of going or way of thinking, because he just doesn't want to do the hard work.
John
He doesn't want to do the marketing.
John
He doesn't want.
John
You know, he'll do the content.
John
He'll come on and talk.
John
But as far as marketing the show and getting advertisers and doing all that, he has no interest in that.
John
He just wants to show up, talk on the radio for four hours, and leave like Boomer Bob.
Host
If he really had an interest in doing that, he'd be doing it instead of begging for money.
John
Yes.
Host
Every show.
John
Right.
Host
He's embarrassing himself.
Host
He has made himself a fucking clown that you throw rotten tomatoes at.
Host
That's what he's made himself.
Host
He doesn't want a career.
John
I honestly believe that he's actually surpassed stuttering John Melendez of form, formerly of the Howard Stern show and the Tonight show, as a local.
Host
Not load real tough.
Host
I don't know about that.
John
I'm serious.
John
To listen to him, it's.
John
It's ridiculous.
John
So, anyhow, I.
John
I just think that.
John
All right, let's get back into destiny.
John
So there was a story out.
Host
Working from home is not a real.
Host
Sorry.
Host
Working from home is not a real job.
Host
Were you alive during the fucking pandemic or not?
Host
Work.
Host
Everybody had to work from home, okay?
Host
Except me, because I was a Dollar Tree manager and I had to go into work still during COVID Bullshit.
John
All right?
John
So I don't have a problem with working from home.
John
I think it's amazing Especially for these people that are sitting there crying about their environment.
John
Think about how much gas you save.
John
You don't have to drive into an office every day and drive home.
John
Think about all that.
John
Think about all the carbon.
John
Right, exactly.
Host
I did not make Dollar tree go to $1.25, Bob.
Host
Do you know how many times I had to hear that?
Host
What is this, the $25 tree now?
Host
Fuck.
Host
Fuck all of them.
John
It was your salary that caused it to go up.
Host
No, but the corporation really did try to make it look like that.
Host
They're like, oh, everything's $1.25, but we're paying our employees more.
Host
So we get blamed for everything.
Host
I say we.
Host
Like, I still work there, but.
John
Right.
John
Anyway, whatever happened to the Dollar Tree?
Host
I love this episode.
Host
This is great.
Host
Do you think maybe I moved on?
John
Do you think maybe you have another.
John
You know, you do have a Dollar Tree experience?
John
Do you think you could actually move back to Dollar Tree and go for that big regional manager?
Host
No, no.
John
Get that Dollar Tree cake, man.
John
You gotta get that Dollar Tree cake.
John
There's nothing wrong with.
John
What's wrong with working retail.
John
Retail's a very honest, solid job.
Host
Yeah, sure, fine.
Host
It doesn't pay enough and you get treated like shit by everybody pretty much.
Host
So it's not really worth it, okay?
Host
I'd rather get treated like shit by a boss than, like, the dredges of society and have to put on a smile like, that's degrading.
Host
Like, no, thank you.
John
All right.
John
I'm gonna play two video.
Host
I did it for three years, by the way.
Host
Guys, sorry.
Host
I know.
Host
I'm talking to the chat, John.
Host
I apologize.
John
You do what?
Host
You're the guest coming at me, Right?
John
I know.
John
I'm sorry.
John
So we're gonna play two different sides.
John
First of all, this is destiny, all right?
Host
You're prepared.
John
Obviously.
John
I'm not gonna do a whole deep.
Host
Intro or whatever on all this.
Host
I will say that.
Host
God, he's cute.
John
I think a friend of mine's account.
Host
From that I talked to, like, three or four years ago ended up getting compromised.
Host
And, you know, sometimes you just gotta.
Host
Sometimes just kind of roll with the memes.
John
It is what it.
John
What do you want me to say?
Edward
What do you want me to say?
Host
Okay, what do you want me to say, John?
Host
Sometimes it happens.
John
Every once in a while, you fall in, a dick, flies into your mouth.
John
What do you want from me?
John
I don't know.
Host
Here's why.
Host
I don't know how I feel about this, because it sounds like he was sending stuff he did with other people to Friends and that they're.
Host
And then the friends account got hacked.
John
Hacked.
Host
So it's like, I don't know if he's absolved of all, like, responsibility for this.
Host
So I don't know how I feel about it.
Host
For real.
John
Whenever you film yourself, that could get out.
John
No matter what act you're performing with a woman, with a guy, with a goat, it doesn't matter.
John
As soon as you stop filming, nobody gives a shit.
John
Stop filming.
John
That's the.
John
If I could teach the millennials and the Gen Zers anything.
John
Stop filming.
John
No one gives a shit.
John
Not everything has to be on film.
Host
I agree with that.
John
And if that was the case.
Host
Yeah.
John
It wouldn't have been that big of a deal.
John
All right, so that was.
John
Destiny's like, hey, man.
Host
I think it's weird how obsessed conservatives are with his sexuality.
Host
He's not.
Host
It's not a secret.
Host
Like, they act like with this sex tape shit that they're, like, revealing.
Host
He's like, bi.
Host
But he's very open about it and he always has been.
Host
So it's weird that conservatives have taken that angle.
John
All right, now let's get over to Nick Fuentes.
John
Here's a.
John
This sounds a little closer than me.
Host
Yes.
Edward
This is awesome.
Edward
I've been feuding with Destiny for my entire career and Destiny had all these leaks come out from Discord and the guy's a freak.
Edward
I mean, this guy is sick.
Edward
He's sending messages to this 18 year old.
Edward
That's normal, by the way.
Edward
Nothing wrong with that.
Edward
Yeah, but he's sending all these messages to an 18 year old.
Edward
That's just an added detail.
John
That's legal, right?
John
Isn't 18 legal?
Host
I would think so.
Host
In every state.
John
Pretty sure every state in Union, 18 is legal.
John
Okay.
Edward
And about.
Edward
He's wearing a butt plug on stream.
Edward
I apologize.
Edward
This is really graphic.
Edward
Don't have your kids listening to this.
Edward
But he's talking about taking a break from the stream to go and have sex with himself.
Edward
He's talk.
Edward
He's talking about all this freaky stuff.
Edward
And then there was no warning.
Edward
We just went straight into Happy Thanksgiving to Destiny's wearing a butt plug on the stream.
Edward
But this was one of the developments.
Edward
And then the ultimate was a sex tape came out of him giving a guy a blowjob.
John
As one does.
Host
Yeah.
John
All right, so he was a.
John
He was a giver.
John
Destiny's a giver.
Host
All right.
John
Okay.
Edward
Naturally, everybody said, oh, and by the way, it's just.
Edward
It's a video from the guy's perspective, you barely see anything.
Edward
And of course, everybody said, oh, the.
Edward
That penis.
Edward
People said, that was my penis.
Edward
Based on nothing.
Edward
They said, oh, that's Nick Fuentes.
Edward
And everybody just believed it.
Edward
And like, some newspaper in Pakistan picked it up and everybody cropped out that it was some Pakistani newspaper.
Edward
So it just looked like a legitimate headline.
Host
Hell, yeah.
Edward
And they said, oh, it's Nick Fuentes.
Edward
And so I joked on Twitter, it's literally Thanksgiving and everybody's watching Destiny go to town on this guy's penis.
Edward
And they're literally watching it because it's like a 10 second clip on replay.
Edward
And they're thinking, is that his penis?
Edward
Are those his hands?
Edward
Is.
Edward
Are those his legs?
Edward
Is that his belly button?
Edward
No, that was not my penis.
Edward
I think they just want to see my penis.
Edward
You know, I.
Edward
I'm getting a sneaking suspicion because that's the.
Edward
That would be the only way I know I can't prove a negative.
Edward
So that I did watch it.
Edward
The guy was also wearing a bracelet.
Edward
I never wear a bracelet.
John
I think he's protesting too much.
Host
This is a lot.
Host
This is a lot.
Host
Yeah.
John
I would have said, hey, there's a video out there of Destiny sucking a dick.
John
I'm just telling you right now, it's not mine.
John
I wouldn't have went on this whole thing with the butt plug and been watching it on repeat.
John
Sounds like Nick over here is watching it on repeat, too.
Host
You're streaming on Facebook anyway.
John
What's that?
Host
You're streaming on Facebook, John?
John
Yeah, yeah, why not?
John
That's where all go.
Host
All right.
John
Yeah, that's where the olds are.
John
That's my demographic.
Host
I think that if this was me, I'd just be like, I don't suck dick.
Host
At least not in public.
Host
So.
John
Yeah, it's not a not on video.
John
Yeah, well, first of all, yeah, exactly.
John
I'm strictly.
Host
Or don't get my dick sucked by a guy, I guess, is what I'd say.
John
Do you think Nick's.
John
I think he's swishy.
John
Just the way he talks.
John
He seems swishy.
Host
I don't.
Host
I'm sure.
Host
I'm sure he's closeted the fucking.
Host
Most people with all this bravado about hating this or this or this, I just automatically assume they're gay.
John
Really?
Host
Yeah.
John
So anybody with a very strong opinion is gay.
Host
Yeah.
Host
And as we all know, John, all gays are hateful, so.
John
All gays are hateful.
John
I thought all straight people were hateful and gays were just Full of love and joy.
Host
No, John, it's the opposite.
Host
Conservatives have taught me in the last week that it's literally the gay people who are to blame for everything.
John
Okay, and.
John
And caught you off guard, huh?
John
Figure out where you learned this.
John
Was this a meeting that you all have to come up with this, or was this a class that you had taken?
John
Was this an elective?
Host
My class has taught me something different, but X has taught me a lot.
Host
Yes.
Host
My classes taught me that everyone's a victim.
Host
And X taught me that everyone should be victimized.
Host
So I love it.
Host
I called for you earlier, Duchess.
Host
This man tried to dive into my personal life.
John
I was just trying to.
John
Since we were going to talk about women tonight, I just wanted to give.
Host
How would you rate Elena on a scale of 1 to 10?
Host
That's basically what he said.
John
That's right.
Host
Anyway.
John
And he's such a pussy, he wouldn't even do it.
John
Like, you can't rate his ex girlfriend on a scale of 1 to 10 on how hot she is.
Host
Good.
John
But he can lift her.
John
He says he can lift her up so strong.
Host
John, look at me.
Host
I didn't rate her judges.
Host
That's insane to ask me that.
Host
What the fuck?
Host
What are we doing here?
John
Yeah, what would you.
John
I told you, I give her a 7.5.
John
That's not a bad score.
John
Good job.
Host
We'll tell her.
Host
I can't.
John
She won't.
John
She won't talk to me anymore.
John
She ain't talking to you.
John
She ain't talking to me.
Host
Good.
John
All right.
John
I'm fascinated by you and today, what I would love to do since we're on the show today.
John
I would love to learn more about you.
Host
Thanks.
John
Growing up, did you play any sports whatsoever?
Host
Yeah, dude.
Host
And I play sports now.
Host
All right, come at me.
John
This is something I didn't know.
John
What sports did you play when you were growing up in high school?
Host
Basketball.
John
You played basketball.
Host
And I do today.
John
You still play basketball?
Host
I do.
John
No, because we never talk about your sports or if you're into sports.
John
Whenever we say something about sports, you go, sports ball.
John
Ew.
Host
I mean, yeah, I still kind of hold that opinion.
Host
It's funny, I just.
Host
I enjoy basketball.
Host
I like to be around black people, John.
John
Oh, is that it?
Host
Yeah.
John
So is there any, well, you know, white people play basketball, too?
John
Well, yes, white people.
John
We play.
Host
Tyler Korber, maybe.
John
Listen.
John
We play other white people so we actually get a chance to dribble and shoot.
John
Kind of like Larry Bird or that guy that used to be Danny Ainge.
John
Was a great white hope.
John
He was good.
Host
I'm hoping to dunk by next year.
Host
I'm six four.
Host
I should be able to do it.
John
Like if I don't get 6 4.
John
Shame.
Host
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Host
Too fat still.
Host
I'm getting there.
John
You look thinner.
Host
Yeah, dude.
Host
You want to know why?
Host
Because when we did the Rubberneckers final episode, there was.
Host
I don't remember who it was in the chat, someone in the chat just kept going.
Host
I see Edwards gained weight.
Host
Look, it looks like Edwards gained weight.
Host
Look at Edward gaining weight.
Host
And I was like, was that your expo?
Host
I sure did.
Host
It's like, you know what?
Host
Because of this person in the comments, I'm going, I'm inspired and I'm going to lose weight now.
John
No, you look.
John
I'm telling you, you do look a lot thinner.
John
Yes.
John
All right, so you're not going to tell me anything about you?
Host
I just answered basketball.
Host
What the fuck?
John
Okay.
Host
You just want to fight with me, John.
Host
Just admit it.
Host
You always want to argue.
John
I'm serious when I tell you that I brought you on here to learn more about Edward the man, the legend.
John
I honestly think one of your best talents and what you really could do was voiceovers, parody work and parody songs.
John
I think that that could be a good.
John
That could be a good side business for you, I think.
Host
So you really should get on very fiverr or something.
John
No, you can actually.
John
You can actually get a website and put your wares out there and.
Host
My wares.
John
Your wares.
John
And then you.
John
Since you're going to get that new LinkedIn account.
John
Like a big boy now.
Host
Yes.
John
You can take and advertise that there doing voiceovers and.
John
Okay, so let me just tell you a story.
John
Gather around, Kitty.
John
I'm going to tell you a story.
John
So I don't know how many years ago, probably six or seven years ago, there was a guy minds me a lot like you.
John
He came into Philadelphia to do sports talk radio.
John
His name is Josh Ennis.
John
Ennis.
John
He came from Houston.
John
He was.
John
He was a young kid, kind of cocky like yourself.
Host
Me?
John
Yes.
John
And he came into Philadelphia talk radio.
John
And I thought he did a great job.
John
He was, he was, but he was opinionated, which the way you should be when you're doing talk radio.
John
The problem was he just didn't know he would always, like, he would always kick a Philadelphia sports fan when they were down.
John
So in other words, this is how sports fans handle in Philadelphia handle this stuff when a team loses.
John
All right, you need a couple days for the sting to wear off.
John
Then once that happens, you can then start talking shit about the team.
John
But why?
John
The wounds are open and the.
John
And it's fresh.
John
You can't do that.
Host
How can you walk around calling people pussies and have this opinion?
John
John, it's not me.
Host
The fuck?
John
It's your basic Philadelphia sports fan.
John
Not me.
Host
But this is like the epitome.
Host
This is why I think sports are gross, by the way.
Host
The fan base, mostly.
John
Okay.
John
So anyhow, they chased.
John
They chased Josh out of.
John
Out of Philadelphia, and he took a little while and he started podcasting.
John
And he had a.
John
He had a really good podcast.
John
And he's got.
John
His wife is also a radio dj.
John
She does music.
John
She's a DJ for music stations.
John
So they would do a podcast.
John
The podcast was great.
John
So what's he do?
John
He gets a job in Memphis, Tennessee on a rock station there to do the morning show.
John
Immediately stops the podcast.
John
Oh, I'm back in radio.
John
I'm in morning radio.
John
I'm gonna do all this stuff.
Host
That's smart.
John
He stays there a year and a half and he says, you know what?
John
I want to go to St.
John
Louis.
John
It's a bigger market.
John
So he jumps to St.
John
Louis like DJs do.
John
This is why when I went to school like you did for communications, I immediately.
John
This is why I quit.
John
Because radio business sucked.
John
And that was 30 years ago.
Host
Yeah.
John
So he goes to this new radio state, new radio market and all.
John
He's there a year, and all of a sudden they have all these layoffs because cost cutting.
John
And now he's out of work again.
John
So now he takes.
John
Now he's trying to start his podcast up again.
John
Where if he was still doing his podcast once a week or twice a week or something like that, he could have built a base up.
John
He could have still kept.
John
Now he's trying for the third fucking time to build his podcast up again.
John
So that's all I'm saying.
John
I'm just saying podcasting is dead.
John
Podcasting is on the rise because it.
John
You can Patty Puquarter your way.
Host
You know Patty Puquarter from Watp that.
John
Well, he's actually from.
John
It's Patrick Michael, Patty Puquarter, Patty Broken Skull Patty.
Host
That guy is the epitome of someone who does not want to be successful in any way.
Host
Right.
Host
And just keeps starting shows over and over and over again.
Host
No one can ever find them.
Host
He doesn't want to tell anyone where they are.
Host
He doesn't want to tell anyone where his Patreon is.
Host
Same thing, right?
John
Yeah, exactly.
John
Oh, Eric Zane, another.
John
Another fabulous example.
John
Eric Zane, radio guy gets fired, starts a podcast, does that for a while, but always want to get back into radio.
John
So now he does a morning radio show and he still keeps his podcast, but the man's exhausted.
John
He's got too much, Too many fires in the area.
John
He's not doing a good job with his podcast.
Host
So that's what I was going to say earlier is like.
Host
Terrestrial radio is like, far into dying now.
Host
Satellite radio is dying hard because they follow.
Host
I don't know why they want to follow the same advertiser model and all that shit, but now satellite, like Sirius XM and iHeartRadio, they're all having massive layoffs and hemorrhaging money to this day.
Host
And pretty much podcasts are where it's at now.
Host
That's pretty much where you go to be a broadcaster at this point.
Host
And it needs to be.
Host
Well, no, because hawk to a girl can get a podcast just for saying she's sucking dick and then rug pull a fucking crypto coin.
Host
So anyway, well, that's what we should be talking about, John.
John
Okay, let's talk about that, because I don't know too, too much about this.
John
How much do you know about crypto?
Host
Not a lot, just about the scam parts of it.
John
All right, so tell me about this scam, because I want.
John
I was glad you brought this up, because I was wondering before I dove into this, what they're talking about.
John
I know there was supposed to be a hawk to a coin, which is like a.
John
Like a dogecoin or a meme coin.
Host
A shitcoin.
John
Right.
John
You know, the only really real crypto out there is bitcoin.
John
Everything besides bitcoin is a shitcoin.
Host
She's not hot.
Host
Google.
Host
She's not hot.
Host
The hock to a girl is not hot.
John
What is attractive?
John
What are you crazy?
Host
She's average.
Host
She's like an average southern blonde.
John
Okay, so if you had arse way on one side and the hawk to a girl on the other side, which one would you pick?
Host
I would leave the.
Host
Hello.
Host
Those are the worst options you could give me, like, ever.
Host
Sorry.
Host
Sorry.
Host
I'm not gonna.
John
I'm not gonna lie.
John
Jody and I have been listening to the Hawk to a girls podcast.
John
Well, I shouldn't say it.
John
I don't know if Jody's still doing it.
Host
I probably had to edit it.
Host
I'm pretty sure they reviewed it on who are these podcasts?
Host
Didn't they?
Host
Yeah, I don't.
Host
It all blends now that I edit.
John
That wasn't even fair.
John
That was our second podcast and they're reviewing your shows.
Host
Why'd she have a first one?
John
Because anybody could podcast.
John
Look at us.
Host
Look what we're doing.
Host
But you and I are experts, John.
Host
Look at us.
John
Exactly.
John
And look at content.
John
So she starts.
John
She starts a podcast and she's not a bad interviewer.
John
I'm not going to lie.
Host
Shut up.
John
She's not about.
John
You know what?
Host
Shut the fuck up.
John
Here's the.
John
Here's your problem.
Host
Oh, my God.
John
And you feel that since you went.
Host
To school for this, you're saying that to me?
Edward
What the fuck?
John
You feel that just because you went to school for this that there's no one that can come out of the box and do an interview better than you can.
Host
That's not true.
John
And you're not even an interviewer.
Host
There's a lot of people who could do interviews better than me.
Host
She's just not one of them.
Host
No.
Host
If anything, that she's reading Interview Style is literally written down for her.
Host
That's.
Host
She's not coming up with these questions on her own.
John
You think that she's got this big.
Host
And the questions she's coming up with are stupid.
Host
For the record.
Host
Look, if she is.
John
How dare you, Duchess.
John
I am not simping.
John
I'm sitting here.
Host
I'm giving you a simping.
Host
This is bullshit.
John
Look, she's a good girl.
Host
You know she sucks.
Host
You know she's not a good broadcaster, and this is bullshit.
John
She's not good when she's around her friends and they're talking about shit.
John
But when she actually interviewing somebody, she.
John
I think she does a great job.
John
I do.
Host
She's good as Tanya Haddix from Chimp Crazy's podcast.
Host
It's the same fucking shit.
John
I.
John
I don't know who that is.
Host
Tim, Crazy is a documentary on bubble.
John
How many podcasts is the hock to a girl had?
John
She even had 20.
Host
Zero.
John
It doesn't matter.
John
I'm just saying she's going to get better.
John
You just can't throw somebody into a podcast.
Host
You think she's gonna stick with this?
Host
John, this is all about Cash grab.
Host
It's.
John
That's all that it's about how long before she's on.
John
Only she didn't go.
Host
She's not going to until.
Host
Until probably.
Host
It's the bleakest.
Host
It is for her.
Host
But.
Host
But it's not because she's making plenty of money now to retire off on.
Host
She probably never will do.
Host
Only fans which is fine.
Host
She's making all this money from the.
Host
Instead of doing the Only Fans because she didn't want to degrade herself or whatever the fuck women think is fun, she went off and did a podcast.
Host
Someone got in her ear and said it would be perfect for you, and we're going to set you up with all the studio and blah, blah, blah, and you just sit there and be pretty and talk to us, and it's stupid and I hate it, and it's always going to bother me.
John
So what do you think of Call or Daddy?
Host
I think that she's annoying, but probably has a bigger reason.
Host
She.
Host
There's a niche there for her to talk about sex and being a Valley girl.
Host
So.
Host
Okay, talk to a.
Host
Literally just has the one phrase.
Host
That's why she became popular.
Host
And now she has a show.
Host
A show, John.
John
Yes.
Host
Really?
John
Yes.
John
And it's not.
Host
The guy with the golden voice didn't even get a show.
Host
Dude, it's the same.
Host
They walked up and said, hey, say this shit, homeless man.
Host
And he did, and it sounded beautiful.
Host
And no one gave him a fucking radio show.
Host
Well, they did eventually.
John
Look, you might as well get.
John
Let me just give you a life lesson right now.
Host
I'm pissed.
John
The.
John
The world is run by pretty people, okay?
John
Nobody wants to see that old guy behind the microphone.
Host
Thank you, John.
John
Talking about.
John
Not you.
John
Me.
Host
What?
John
Me?
Host
No, I'm pretty.
John
The fat old guy.
John
But, you know, you need to be a pretty person and you need to be able to have an opinion and stick with it verbatim.
John
Exactly.
John
You know how many times now that whenever I go to say verbatim, I go, wait a minute.
John
Which is it?
Host
I have the same problem now, ironically saying it until you're actually just saying it wrong in conversation.
John
I know.
Host
Anyway, hock to a.
John
Yes, I think.
John
I think she's okay.
John
So now what about Jason Kelsey from the Kelsey Brothers?
Host
Okay.
John
His wife now has a podcast.
Host
Yes, of course.
Host
I love everyone should.
John
I love Kylie Kelce.
John
I think she's amazing.
John
I listen to her podcast.
John
It's horrible.
John
It's not good.
Host
Do you not find her attractive, John?
Host
Because that's the only explanation I can get for you not liking podcast and liking talk fucking to her.
John
Kali, Kelsey's a very attractive woman.
John
She's a very attractive.
Host
I don't understand why you like talk to her.
Host
I'm going to be stuck on this.
John
Forever because I wanted to go see somebody that never did a podcast before, start out and do a podcast with all those.
John
All the pressure of everybody looking and watching and critiquing her first couple.
Host
She doesn't have pressure because there's not that much going on in there.
Host
She doesn't have pressure.
John
She could have.
John
She could have done a lot worse than she did for the amount of shows that she did.
John
John, the only thing the hock to a girl can't do, that I've seen so far.
John
She can't dance.
John
She dances like somebody hit her with a taser.
Host
She really talks like a bumbling idiot.
Host
But I guess that's neither here nor there.
John
You.
John
She's like a 21 year old.
John
She's a little girl.
Host
Oh, my God, you are simping hard.
Host
Go get the baby oil back there.
John
Here's the thing.
John
If she was such.
John
If she was such a good, good.
John
If she was so good at giving blowjobs, don't you think a couple guys would have, you know, perked up and said, yeah, man, she's amazing at that?
John
Nobody.
John
Nobody said anything.
John
I think she.
John
Be honest.
John
I think it's false.
John
I think she was making a joke, the joke went viral, and now she's the Hawk two girl.
Host
Great marketing, I'll say that.
Host
Great marketing, yeah.
John
Could there be just a little bit of jealousy on your side that you've been working at podcasts for years and singing songs and making parodies, and you're not getting any kind of traction?
John
Like this girl who just made one interview on a Nashville street, and the next thing you know, she's making all kinds of money hand over fist.
Host
Now, I came to terms before I started a podcast, and I sat down and I made my proposal, and I said, this probably won't do anything, but it'll be a fun hobby.
Host
And then I went from there.
Host
I can still be upset that these.
Host
Fuck.
Host
If she did this by herself, it would be what Tanya Haddix is, which is just her talking into it like a camera, microphone, or talking into her iPhone.
Host
But for some reason, for some reason, she's been gifted by some amazing benefactor.
Host
All these things, and she just gets to bathe in them.
Host
I'm not jealous, John.
Host
I don't know what you're talking.
John
She has a nice set.
John
She has sound design.
John
She has a fuck you, Bob.
Host
I'm gonna be twice as famous as you.
John
You, Bob says you'll never get close to fame.
Host
I'm.
Host
I'm on the Boomer Bunker podcast, Bob, I don't know if you noticed.
John
On the Boomer Bunker podcast.
John
How dare you.
Host
I'm saying it.
Host
Look how close I am to Fame already.
John
Oh, okay.
Host
Also, I don't know if you know this, Bob, but I edit who are these podcasts?
Host
So.
Host
Right.
Host
Even closer.
John
He does it.
John
He does a good job.
John
Now that you.
John
Okay, here's a good question for you.
John
Now that you have Internet, now that you're.
John
You can do it, will you be a co host on.
John
Who are these podcasts?
John
Do you think you can make that happen now?
Host
I mean, try to make it good this time?
Host
Yeah, I could probably.
Host
I mean, I just have to ask him.
John
Honestly, I'll be honest with you.
John
The reason that you.
John
You're just too uptight.
John
You.
John
You get so uptight when you go to do these things.
John
You're so afraid.
Host
Especially in the beginning.
Host
Like if you go back to the first Rubber Neckers episode that I was in.
Host
You didn't even tell that I was in.
Host
Yeah, I was very quiet, just like I was on the Watp episodes, because I don't want to step on any blah, blah, blah.
John
Now.
Host
I don't care.
Host
Now I'll crush you.
Host
Fuck you.
John
Okay, I was thinking, I just need.
Host
To be more comfortable and less autistic, and then we'll do good.
John
I have a proposal for you.
Host
Okay.
Host
I love you.
John
So here's the proposal.
John
Once a month, we bring back Rubber Neckers.
John
One show a month.
Host
God, that sounds fun.
John
You, me, Jody, and who?
John
Whatever Rubbernecker would want to come on Bob, if he wants to come on.
John
Everybody but Devin.
John
Well, I'd have Devin.
John
All of you could figure out how to.
Host
Can we have Duchess on as, like, a moderator?
Host
But.
Host
But just.
John
No, no, Dutchess can't be on Rubberneckers.
John
It's a.
John
It's a male show.
John
It's only for men.
John
I mean, she could come on as a guest, but she can't be part of the panel.
John
I don't know.
John
What do you think?
John
I think it's a great idea.
Host
I think we should get Carl on one Rubberneckers.
Host
Yeah.
John
All right.
John
I love.
John
I'll tell you what I love, by the way.
John
What happened?
Host
Can we talk about this right now?
Host
What happened with Watp and you?
John
Oh, okay.
John
I get trouble.
Host
Anyone know about this?
John
Yeah, I think I've talked about this before.
John
All right, so way back when Watp started, I was a fan.
John
Listened all the time.
John
And then people.
John
He started, like, Doug sent the show in, who's right in to be critiqued, and Carl does what Carl does, and Carl wasn't wrong.
John
The problem is I'm a moron, and I stick up for my friends, which I Shouldn't have done.
Host
I love this.
John
I should have just agreed with Carl and said, yeah, they're shit.
John
But, you know, like I said, they were my friends, so I stood up for them.
John
And what did they do?
John
They're like, yeah, okay.
John
And it went on.
John
Now, see, the smart play was what Doug did, because now Doug's like a guest host on there, right?
John
But that wasn't the worst part, because I did a whole thing on Brand X about how if the Heat.
John
He did my.
John
If he.
John
If he reviewed my show like he did, I drive up there and stick my finger to knuckles deep in his eye socket.
John
That was a whole thing.
John
Even that wasn't bad.
John
That was fine.
John
We got over that.
Host
Okay.
John
And then he did a friend of mine show who they sent in.
John
And it was the unwritable rant with Juliette Miranda.
John
And she's such a nice person.
John
And they.
John
Brutal.
John
I mean, oh, my God.
John
I turn it off.
John
I've still to this day, not been able to listen to the rest of it.
John
So then I took to Twitter, as I do, and I berated.
John
And that was it.
John
That was it between Carl and I until I think it was after the.
John
Oh, no.
Host
Someone breaking into your car?
John
Yeah, someone's breaking into my house across the street.
Host
Oh, no.
John
How long is this going to go on for?
John
God damn it.
John
I've never had this happen before.
Host
I more meant John, honestly, I more meant what happened with you and Eric.
Host
Eric Zane?
John
Really?
John
I think what happened was that he got mad because all his fans left and they came over and started listening to this show.
Host
Like, did it just fall through?
John
No.
Host
You were supposed to be on recently, remember?
Host
Did it just fall through?
John
It all went.
John
Yeah, I think Eric said, I don't want to talk to this guy.
John
I don't want talking about me.
Host
Dude, if that's true, I don't know that.
John
I just know that they were going to do it.
John
They were going to do it, and all of a sudden it stopped.
Host
I don't have his number, but.
Host
So that's crazy.
John
What's that?
John
No, the horn's done.
Host
Okay, good.
John
Well, light just went on again.
John
It might happen again.
John
I don't know.
John
We'll see.
Host
That's a good question.
Host
Google, what would you rate Carl on a scale of 1 to 10 as a podcaster?
Host
Looks wise.
John
Oh, looks fine.
John
What?
John
I don't care what he looks like.
John
He looks like your basic box nerd.
John
You know, there's nothing wrong with the way he looks, but what?
Host
I make a joke and say he's hot, but I don't know if I get fired or not.
Host
So I'm stay away from that.
John
As a podcaster, I think he's done an amazing job with the show.
John
I think he's.
John
Well, he's a marketer number one, which is, that's what you need.
John
You need somebody to teach you how to market a show.
John
And he did very well at marketing the show and he has come into his own as a, as a podcaster.
Host
Beautiful butterfly.
John
Yeah, he's done a great job.
John
He's done an amazing job.
Host
Here is what happened, because that was a whole thing where you're going to go on there recently, but now they.
John
Did, they did away with it because I was doing Eric Zane does the who are these?
John
Every show that he does, it's who are these?
John
He can't figure a title out without who are these?
John
He's autistic that way.
John
So he does who are these Free Beers?
John
Where he goes on and he just bust the free hot wings and free beer and hot wings show and he goes on there and tears up.
John
So I figured, well, Eric makes enough foibles that we could do who are these nitwits?
John
Which is what I do with him.
Host
Well, who are these boomers?
John
Now it's who are these nitwits?
John
So, like, I, I love it when Eric goes in and berates the chat because the chat doesn't chat correctly.
John
Like the chat said, hey, how about this story?
John
And it throws Eric off because, yeah, all he does is read the chat, so it throws him off.
Host
This is why I can't do a live show, because I'd just be yelling at the chat.
John
The whole show was what you do.
John
Now you're yelling at it here.
Host
I know.
Host
I can't help it.
John
I do love Bob says that's.
John
That's proxy honking outside.
John
He went, he went from spamming the chat just to pulling up outside my house and blowing the horn.
Host
No.
John
So I, like I said, I think that Watps is a great show.
John
I, I enjoy it now.
Host
I agree, John Watp is the best.
John
I'm a little down on Doug and Anthony, but besides that, God forbid you steal their content.
John
I mean, Jesus Christ, you think you know a guy.
John
You think, you think a guy would just like, have your back or anything like that?
Host
Yeah, John, like you and me.
Host
Every time I cover your show, you yell at me for something.
John
Did not.
John
I didn't yell at you.
John
I just said you took me out of context and you took sound bites.
Host
20 minutes a 20 minute clip.
Host
And I took you out of context.
Host
I love that.
Host
That's my favorite thing you did.
John
It's okay.
Host
And then Duchess had the nerve to agree with you that I took you out of context.
Host
Hello, Duchess.
Host
20 minutes.
Host
20 straight minutes.
Host
And it's out of context.
Host
I love.
John
Best part was she couldn't.
John
You couldn't hear her.
John
And she still Kitty.
John
And it took us like five we could figure out you couldn't hear her.
Host
I never know if I'm coming on here being serious or trolling.
Host
Everyone hates when I'm serious.
Host
And then.
John
Wait a minute.
Host
Wait.
John
Why do you say everybody?
John
No one knows if you're serious.
John
We never can tell if you're serious.
John
I can't even tell if I would love to know.
John
I would love to talk to serious Edward.
John
But for some reason, you can't seem to open yourself up to that.
John
You're very guarded, Rocky.
Host
Like a hurricane.
Host
Am I guarded or retired?
Host
Yes, that's the question.
Host
Which one?
John
That might be the title of this.
John
Guarded, retarded, guarded retard.
John
I don't think I can get away with retard on that.
Host
Oh, weathered soul here.
John
Yes.
John
See, I'm a perfect gentleman on the weathered view in the morning.
Host
All right, guys, we got just five minutes left to start.
Host
Venmo Cash App.
Host
Whatever the.
Host
Let's get going.
John
Venmo Cash app.
John
Rumble rants, YouTube memberships.
Host
You know what?
Host
Maybe we don't deserve it.
Host
Fucking love Aaron Am Holt.
Host
That's my guy right there.
Host
He got 95 himself.
Host
He fucked himself by doing that shit live.
Host
Why would you send the picture live, John?
Host
Why would you put evidence out for everyone?
John
The reason is he didn't think it was illegal.
John
That's why.
Host
Idiot.
Host
Dummy.
John
So if people don't know, don't listen to the.
John
The Steel Toe morning show.
John
He was on with another comedian, Gino Bisconti.
John
And what he did was he took a picture, a naked picture of his.
John
Is it a girlfriend?
John
His wife swapping partner?
Host
Ex wife, I think.
John
No, no, wasn't his ex wife.
John
It was Nick Ricada's wife, Kayla, I think.
John
And he sent that to Gino.
John
And apparently that crime.
John
Live, what they were doing.
John
Yes, and apparently that's a crime.
John
So then the revenge police called Gino.
John
Gino said, yay, sent it to me.
John
Gino sent the picture to the police.
John
And now Aaron has to go to court.
John
And we'll see what happens.
John
I think he's going to end up in jail.
John
He's not smart enough to stay.
Host
I mean, he probably Will, he's not.
John
Smart enough to stay out of jail.
John
He keep.
John
He thinks he's smart enough to dance the line, but he has.
John
I think he's already broken a couple.
John
The.
John
The court order where he's not allowed to mention or get in.
John
He can't have any.
John
He can't get in trouble.
John
He can't have any other felony incidents, or he goes to jail for, like, a year.
Host
He's working on being like Alex Jones, where Alex Jones, like, talked so much shit after being told to shut the fuck up so much that Alex Jones didn't even get to defend himself at trial.
Host
They pulled some, like, archaic law from the past that said we're only deciding how much money you're paying.
Host
You don't get to defend yourself.
Host
I don't understand.
Host
It does.
Host
It does.
John
I don't understand that.
John
Because everybody's supposed to be innocent until they're proven guilty, and then they had to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.
Host
Yes, but he.
Host
His behavior was so bad that there was some archaic law.
Host
I don't know the specifics, but he wasn't allowed to defend himself.
John
I remember.
Host
I'm telling the truth, you guys.
Host
I swear.
John
I remember him sitting in the courtroom and talking, and he's like, I never did that.
John
And, you know.
John
And he was.
John
And the judge is like, shut up.
John
You can't say that.
John
And he's like, what do you mean, I can't say that's the truth.
John
Why can't I say the truth?
John
So.
John
All right, Edward, I've had enough of you.
John
Edward.
Host
I thought we were going longer.
Host
Two hours.
John
Can't.
John
Can't go two hours with you.
John
You're.
John
You're terrible.
John
You're not helping me.
John
You're not riffing with me.
John
You're not bringing up anything.
Host
I just ripped you so hard.
John
You know, many.
Host
How many you.
Host
No.
Host
Before we leave, how many topics did I just bring up on this show?
Host
How much did you have to go off of?
Host
Because I'm a brilliant broadcaster.
Host
You all just don't appreciate me and the things that I do.
Host
Motherfuckers.
John
First of all, I listen to your podcast.
John
I open tomorrow.
John
I will open my eyes Friday morning as we record this Thursday night.
John
I open my eyes Friday morning, and the first thing I look for is your podcast so I can listen.
Host
You better listen to the song.
John
I can't listen to this.
Host
This is such bullshit.
John
Too long.
John
Way too long.
Host
It's like two to three minutes, John, and I'm talented as fuck.
Host
Listen to this.
John
The screaming, the Screaming.
John
I can't.
John
I can't handle the scream.
Host
Passion.
Host
You're just not used to passion, John.
John
All right.
John
Oh, hold on.
Host
Shut up, Sparky toaster.
John
It's not Sparky.
John
Oh, I can't think of one subject.
Host
So stupid.
Host
So dumb.
Host
John.
Host
Let's go to the phones.
John
All right, let's go to the phones.
John
I wonder if I can.
Host
I would love that.
Host
Somebody call in.
Host
Duchess.
Host
Duchess, call in.
John
Hang on, Bob.
John
We have two voicemails.
John
Here's the problem with the voicemails.
Host
Fuck you do.
Host
It's not a gay lisp.
Host
It's called having fucking emotion in your voice.
Host
Sorry.
Host
I don't fucking sit here and monotone like your favorite podcasters.
Host
You fucking bitch.
John
Bitch.
John
Jesus Christ.
Host
Sorry.
John
He's yelling at my chat.
John
He's getting my chat all upset.
John
How dare you?
John
How dare you?
Host
Who do they think they are?
John
Right?
John
All right, here's a voicemail.
John
Okay, Tell me if you can hear this.
John
I'm doing this on the fly.
John
I'm producing on the fly.
John
I'd like to see you do this, Edward.
John
To see you do what I do here with everything professional that I am.
John
I have no idea who.
Host
Give me the controls.
Host
Oh.
Host
Nobody can hear this.
John
Nobody can hear this.
John
It's just you.
John
And I can hear this, John.
Host
I can't hear it either.
Host
I've told you six times.
John
Oh, what the fuck?
Host
You're literally just sitting here in silence and no one can fucking hear it.
Host
John, you just.
John
You just.
Host
You just fucking bragged about being a brilliant broadcaster, and I.
John
Hang on.
John
I.
John
Well, I thought you could hear it.
John
I thought you could hear.
John
I can't do two things at one time.
Host
I'm speaking for the audience that hates.
John
Hang on.
John
Tell me if you can hear this.
John
Hey, guys, looking forward to a wonderful show tonight.
Host
Okay, Redo edit that in post.
John
Yeah, no, we don't edit anything here.
John
I can't afford an editor.
John
Here we go.
Host
True.
Host
Hey, guys.
John
Looking forward to a wonderful show tonight.
John
I am going to miss the Duchess, even though she's on her annual pilgrimage to the North Pole.
John
Hopefully she'll be back again on Monday night after she gets done making the toys with the rest of the elves.
John
Talk to you later.
John
Bye.
John
This is a great bit.
John
I'm glad you brought this up.
John
All right, here's the second one.
John
There we go.
Host
Jonathan Domingo.
John
This is Daniel again from the California conspiracy theorist, voluntarious, generally cool guy.
John
In regards to your alien stuff on.
Host
Your show, I just urge you to look into something called Project Bluebeam.
Host
Look into that and then give your thoughts.
John
Okay, we can do that.
John
What do you think about Project Bluebeam?
John
What are you, a pro alien or anti alien?
John
I never did figure that out.
Host
I don't fucking care.
John
You don't care?
Host
No.
John
Jesus Christ, you're terrible.
John
You're a horrible guest.
John
I'll never do.
Host
Nobody likes that.
Host
Voicemail, John.
Host
Move on.
Host
Look, Bob says move on.
Host
Next voicemail.
John
I'm going to listen to Bob.
Host
Yes.
John
Bob, yes.
Host
You ran him off this show.
Host
You might as well listen to him and chat.
John
I brought up Project Blue Balls on.
Host
The show before, and you probably ignored him.
John
I did all right.
John
I've had enough.
John
Had enough of you.
John
You had enough of the show.
Host
This went about as well as it should have, that's all.
John
You're a horrible guest.
Host
You know what?
Host
Come back on Am I canceled?
Host
That's what we need to do.
John
Anytime you bring me on in the next couple weeks, I'll show you how to be a co host.
John
I'll show you how to be a co host.
Host
I'll show you.
Host
Because there won't be any of this.
Host
Oh, no one can hear what the fuck's going on right now.
John
It's your job to tell me.
Host
It's out here.
Host
I did.
Host
You wouldn't listen.
Host
You were too busy listening to the voice.
John
I have to go back and find out if you told me this or not.
Host
I said, like, three fucking times.
John
Hold on.
John
We have one more.
Host
Thank you, Dean.
John
We have one.
John
We have one more.
John
I am the asshole.
John
Am I the asshole?
John
You want to do that one before we leave?
Host
Yeah, let's do it.
Host
I'm ready.
Host
My camera's back out of focus.
Host
Let's fucking do whatever you want, John.
John
I don't care anymore.
John
That's it.
John
We're done.
Host
I love you, John.
John
We're done.
John
All right.
Host
Thanks for having me on, John.
John
Never again.
Host
You're terrible.
Host
I'll come back on next week.
Host
I need to be on here with Duchess.
John
I don't understand why when you and I get together doing a podcast, for some reason, it's just attention.
John
You're.
John
You're too uptight.
Host
You gotta hear how he's trying to sandbag me like I did horribly on this show, and then all of you are gonna agree with him, but it was fine.
Host
It was literally fine.
Host
There was nothing wrong with this show.
John
Unclench your butt cheeks and relax and have fun.
Host
Just because I wouldn't answer your stupid fucking relationship questions when I just got out of the relationship.
John
John, apparently we have sexual tension that's probably what it is.
Host
91 1.
John
No.
Host
You'Re.
Host
You're.
Host
You're skewing the audience against me.
Host
John, I can't believe you.
Host
This is just like when you react to my stuff and go, oh, he fucked up the audio.
Host
I can't.
John
First of all, I want to thank Edward for coming on today and bailing me out.
John
John, it's number one.
John
Number two, I want you all to go and subscribe to Am I the.
John
Am I canceled?
John
I do the same by Edward.
John
Go check that out.
John
And.
John
And as always, check out our.
John
Go to bo.
John
Can I.
John
All right, hold on one second.
Host
Yes, sir.
John
Forget about that.
John
Before we go, I got to tell you guys something which I just found out the other day.
Host
Shut up, Dean.
John
I just found this out the other day and I couldn't believe that this was true.
John
The.
John
The boomer.boomer bunker.com website has a place where you can leave a voicemail, right?
Host
That's exciting.
John
It is exciting.
John
So let me show you something.
John
Where is it at?
John
Hang on.
John
It's got to be here somewhere.
John
Here it is.
John
All right, let me share this with you.
John
All right, see this here's the Boomer Bunker website.
John
If you go down.
John
Whoops, wrong way down at the bottom, right hand corners, little microphone there.
John
And I was like, what is this?
John
And you touch that little microphone and you can leave a two minute message, a voicemail.
John
You can also sign up for our email, which we'll call it email thing list.
John
Thank you.
John
Email list.
John
So these are two things you can do.
John
You can send us a text.
John
You know, you can use the phone number 856-477-1935, or you can use that little jiggy right there.
John
And it sends us an email and we get a voicemail from that.
John
So that's kind of cool.
John
I enjoy that.
John
All right, anything else you want to.
Host
Plug Edward my asshole while I stream?
Host
Get it.
Host
John.
John
Hey.
John
Hey.
John
Now that you're out of school, would you.
John
Are you going to start live streaming or would you.
John
No, you just want to do podcasting by yourself and then put it out.
Host
I don't see it as being my main income ever.
Host
I'm not that delusional.
John
I didn't ask you if it was going to be your main income.
John
I'm just wondering if you would ever try to live stream to people.
Host
Maybe.
Host
We'll see.
Host
Now that I have Internet, it hasn't really been a thought until now, so.
John
Okay.
Host
Hey, audience, thank you so much for enjoying me for this hour and a Half.
Host
I love you, Duchess.
Host
If you ever don't do this show again.
Host
I'm.
John
I'm just.
John
I'm not bringing any more guests on.
John
That's it.
Host
No, this is horrible.
Host
John's horrible.
Host
He's not a good host.
John
It's very, very awkward difficulties.
Host
Ridiculous.
John
It's terrible.
Host
Yeah.
Host
I wonder why it's awkward.
Host
Hey, the girl you just broke up with could tell me all about it.
Host
Like, why is it awkward, John?
John
Like.
John
Like you moved out there to be with her and then the next thing you know there's.
Host
Yeah, the next thing I know it didn't work out.
John
Three years later you're sleeping in her parents garage.
John
And then, you know, that happened.
John
And then there was.
Host
That story is on my podcast.
Host
That's public.
Host
So.
John
Yeah, I mean that's.
John
There's a good.
John
There's a fantastic story that you're holding there.
Host
You were asking that.
Host
You were saying rate her on a scale of 1 to 2.
John
Listen, I was trying to warm you up.
John
I was trying to lube.
John
Like a butt plug.
John
I was trying to lube you up.
John
I wasn't just going to ram it in there dry.
Host
Special thanks to Dean and I want to dedicate my performance to him and wherever.
Host
Not Duchess, who's the other girl that comes.
Host
The other lady.
Host
Older lady.
Host
Not the other older lady.
Host
Sorry, Duchess, who's the other lady that's older that comes in here and used to shit on me on rubber neckers?
Host
Fuck.
John
I have no idea who you're talking about.
Host
Fuck.
Host
It's not worth it.
Host
Continue.
John
Older lady.
Host
That would come in here just in the show.
Host
I'm sick of this.
Host
Just fucking in the show.
Host
This is awful.
Host
The worst.
John
You're terrible.
Host
Yeah.
John
All right, let's get out of here.
John
This is just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
John
Howdy.
John
Likes it tight.
John
That's right.
John
All right, everybody, we'll be back with my real co host Duchess on Monday.
Host
Lisa's her name.
John
Okay.
Host
Yeah.
Host
Anyway.
John
All right.
Host
Miss her.
Host
This is dedicated to Lisa too.
John
Okay.
Host
John, are you trying to say something?
John
No, I'm just going to say goodbye.
John
Bye, everybody.
Host
Bye.