Who's Paying For This | Episode 279

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.

With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.

First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it, the Duchess.

And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.

John Domingo.

Together they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a pee bucket anecdote or two.

So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.

Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to Thursday night.

I am one of your hosts, John Domingo.

And over here is one of my tired co hosts, the Duchess.

Good evening.

Burning the dinner?

It's been a couple days.

Both ends, are we?

A little bit.

Okay.

It's catching up.

I was fired up this morning when I woke up.

You were?

Saw all that nonsense that was going on about that to get messages while.

I was at the gym.

I was like, oh, it's 5:30 in the morning.

Why am I getting text messages from Jamingo then?

Then we.

We invaded Bruce's show this morning and fired that up too.

We?

Oh, I don't think so.

I think it was you.

Oh, well, yeah, of course.

You were there.

What do you mean?

Not we?

I was there.

I think I might have had 10 words.

Bruce can probably weigh in on that.

Well, he's not here, so he can't.

He's here.

Well, I mean, he's not in the show.

Show.

He's in the chat.

Maybe.

We don't know he's in the chat.

Is he?

I don't know.

Chatty commented.

I can't tell because I remember.

I don't.

Right here.

I don't turn the comments on.

You're in charge of.

You had them on yesterday or last.

Time near the end of the show.

I.

I can't be distracted by the comments because I cannot do that many things at the same time.

I already screwed up the beginning of the show this morning or right now?

This morning.

Today.

Whatever.

Well, Bruce says hello.

Hello.

All crap.

Nice to see you.

So the thing that fired me up so much was this.

They think we're stupid.

And when I say they, the government.

The government thinks we're stupid.

And it's both sides.

I'm sorry, but it's both sides.

Because they know how.

We're the sheeple.

We're the sheeple.

Right.

They know that they had to get this spending bill done and they figured what they could do is just pile everything in.

We're all getting ready for Christmas, jam.

It up our ass.

Right.

Not even lube it up, just jam it in there dry.

Just bend over, give you some panel and jam it in.

There it was.

And so they, they brought this thing, this.

Look at this.

Watch this.

Okay.

Printed off the CR that dropped last night and the last CR that, that's.

Got to be 18 inches high worth of papers there, if you're listening.

So it's Nate, my girlfriend, Nancy Mace.

Okay, well it's 1500 pages, so that's three reams of paper.

Yeah, that's like if you buy 500 page a pack page of paper, that's three of them stacked up.

That was a spending bill that was given to them the night before they're supposed to vote on it.

Right.

Who the is reading that?

Nobody.

You want to know who's reading it?

I'll tell you who's reading it.

Well, I know you're about to pass.

A bill that blows away your taxpayer.

Money, but they made it over 1500.

Pages long so you wouldn't read it.

I did you a favor.

I read it for you.

It's supposed to be about keeping government.

Operations open and providing disaster relief aid to hurricane victims, which I'm sympathetic to.

But if you read the bill carefully, it contains pay raises for members of.

Congress and I'm not making this up.

An expansion of their federal health benefits.

It contains all kinds of special interests.

And pork funding, including opening up a new stadium in Washington D.C.

it renews.

The Global Engagement center, which is a key node of the censorship industrial complex.

And the worst part is they didn't want you to know about any of it.

And that's why they made this a.

Last minute jam job.

The reason I'm co heading DOGE is I think outsiders to bring actual accountability to Washington D.C.

so feel free to call your congressman and let him know how you feel about it.

Absolutely.

Well, we have two republic, I mean Democratic senators here, so you can yell they don't care.

Cory Booker and is.

Who's the other one?

Is Melendez still the new.

Is he still Menendez?

He's out.

Menendez.

Melendez, whatever.

Melendez, Menendez.

The one that, that we got busted for like bribery with gold bricks and like that.

Egypt was bribing Menendez.

Yeah.

Okay.

And so who's in charge now?

Andy Kim now.

Oh, they moved Andy Kim in there.

Another Democrat.

You might with him.

I like him more than I like Booker.

Cory Booker.

At least Andy Kim seems thoughtful, right?

Yeah.

Ish.

Well, till he gets in.

But he's new, so Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, they started screaming over on X and guess what?

Everybody started listening and it caused a big stink and Dutchess.

Dreamy speaker of the House Mike Johnson had to actually start the backpedal happen.

Who wants that fucking job?

Nobody wants that job.

He has to tap dance.

And I get.

People don't like him.

They're like rhino.

I don't think he's a rhino.

But he has to.

He has to dance between the two fucking sides.

This, whatever is going to go through has to get voted on.

If we don't have enough Republican votes, we still need.

We could use Democrat votes that occasionally that happens.

But right now it doesn't look like one.

Democrats voting okay in favor of this, which is fine.

But Republicans need to band together.

Right?

Exactly that.

Why do we.

They don't.

Yes, they have.

Because you get a couple of them to stand on principle.

Thomas Massie is one of them.

Doesn't vote for any kind of increased spending.

A bunch of them.

So anyhow, I get that.

But so the.

I guess you would say the Democrats all went either on X or TV shows today and they're starting.

Yeah, they're starting to say that Elon Musk is now president.

Oh, that's the new.

That's the new buzz going around.

Everybody's repeating it.

Why do you think they.

They're doing that?

Well, it's a missive.

It's.

That's because they can't control it.

So they're like way.

No, that's not why they're doing it.

Because what they're doing.

All right, what happened when the.

They had the debate with Kamala Harris and Trump.

What was the downfall of Trump during that, that debate?

Do you remember?

Well, he was a moron during the debate.

But what, but why.

What set him off?

Do you remember?

Well, they triggered him with whatever they said to him.

But okay, she said, nobody goes to his rallies and they Leave early because they're his pride.

So this is what they're doing right now to Trump.

They're calling Elon Musk president and Donald Trump Vice President.

And I hope he doesn't take the bait, because he's of those guys that will take the bait and try to get rid and distance himself from Elon.

Trump said to Elon, I need you to look into what's going on.

And you have.

What was it?

The Department of.

I forget what.

Doge.

Whatever.

Government Efficiency.

That's it.

Department of Government Efficiency.

So all Elon's doing is doing what the President told him to do is look into this thing.

They probably ran that three reams of paper through Chat GPT and said, Summarize it.

115 pages later, there it is.

Yeah.

So down.

They wanted to rebuild Redskin Stadium was one.

Right.

What else would they.

Oh, and that's not the worst part.

It's the money spending.

It's the way they tried to cover their ass with a frying pan.

Because Trump's coming for the January 6th committee.

Yeah, he is.

All right.

And they're trying to put things into this bill where Trump won't be able to do that.

All right?

So hopefully that got taken out of there because he is going after the January 6th minute.

Because it was all bullshit.

It was all set up by the Democrats.

I mean, he's already got.

Well, she was a Republican at the time, but Lynn Cheney, they already got her for tampering.

Witness tampering.

For the lady that.

Don't.

Don't be the voice of reason, be a chamingo.

There can only be one jamingo in this show.

Yeah, we can't have two jamingos.

Someone's got to make some sense.

How dare you.

Here you go.

Dean says congressional emails can't be subpoenaed.

Can't be subpoenaed?

Are you kidding me?

Why can't they be subpoenaed?

Anybody else?

Those are literally the ones that need to be subpoenaed.

Right.

Because if the most.

Yeah.

Whenever there's any.

Let me say this to you.

When they all came after Trump, you think Trump's emails were subpoenaed?

Yes, they were.

Oh, sure they were.

And now all of a sudden, they can't be subpoenaed?

Like they're above the law.

Here's the thing.

If you're not in there fucking around, you don't have nothing to worry.

All right?

But if you're in there and you're, you know, you're committing Shenanigans.

Then you need to be held to account.

Why?

You know, they forget who the fuck they work for.

The country had an election November 5.

It was an overwhelming rejection of the Biden administration.

And the nonsense that was going on with it was, you know, all this spending.

Yeah.

The green New deal that they.

All this money and all this money they're giving to Ukraine, I'm telling you right now, I guarantee, I guarantee they're laundering that money and it's coming back to them because they're just shoveling fucking cash to these places.

Meanwhile, we've got nine month old babies freezing to death in western North Carolina.

Cause they're sleeping in tents because we can't get them any.

Can't give them homes, we can't give them money.

Something.

Right.

And then Sleepy Joe gets on the airplane, he goes over to Angola and gives them a billion dollars y.

For their infrastructure.

I mean, when he took a nap during their.

I have no.

They showed him sitting at the table.

Yes.

With his translation ears on.

And he just fell a.

Asleep.

Yeah.

Now, so.

Yeah, that's.

That's good.

That's our, that's who's running our country.

Folks that was running.

Biden hasn't run this country.

I say running and it was very broad terms.

You know what's.

His name's on the paper.

Right.

He's.

He is such an idiot.

Well, he ran for president.

He won, basically.

Yeah.

I'm the department of podcast excellence.

Dope.

That's what I am.

You're dope, John.

I'm a dope.

Dope.

He's the dope.

Some people are the goat.

John's the dope.

I'm the dope.

I forgot where I was talking about now, see, I'm sorry.

No, it's not your fault.

But it's my fault because I have an addled brain.

I'm as bad as Joe Biden.

Oh, I know what I was gonna say.

So Biden runs for president, all right?

They bring him in here, he's in the throes of dementia.

We knew it.

We knew it when he was running for this.

They take and steal the election from Trump.

Don't tell me they didn't.

Oh, there's no, there's no evidence.

You didn't look for evidence.

There's evidence all over the place.

It's done.

They took it to court.

Court didn't want to hear it.

The Supreme Court said, fuck you.

We're not going through this and we're not overturning an election.

That's not how it's happening.

So they steal the 2020 election from Trump.

All right?

And now they put Biden in there and this guy is, I don't know, a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Yeah, maybe.

Everybody knows it.

What are you?

You're blind.

And if you're not blind, then you're just dumb and you don't care.

You got your head in the sand because, I mean, clearly you can see if you, you know, it's.

I've always been amazed when you see pictures of presidents, like at the beginning of their term and at the end of their four year or their eight years, like how much, how different they look.

Cuz it's, I mean, if you take it seriously, it's a challenging job, is a, it's a, it's a lot to your schedule if you're a younger man.

So you take somebody like Joe, who's already fallen the apart.

He's a mess.

He's clearly not competent.

The pictures of him now are so sad.

It's sad to look at him.

Like, it's actually painful to watch him shuffling around a stage, clearly twilighting.

It's, it's, it's awful.

It's actually very shameful.

Sundown.

Was it twilight?

Sundowning.

Whatever.

Both.

I don't know.

I think there's.

Whatever turns.

Yeah, it's terrible.

It's absolutely terrible.

And it's a shame on the powers that be, which would be the Democratic Party, to keep him in there.

And their number two is literally dumber than him.

She's dumber than him.

And she has her faculty.

She's just a drunk or taking pills, one or the other.

Allegedly.

Allegedly.

Of course.

We don't want to get in trouble here.

Oh, yeah.

So all of a sudden today, today they come.

Excuse me.

They come out with this.

White House aides hid Biden's apparent mental decline from day one of his presidency.

Day one explosive report reveals who didn't know this.

Shocking news.

Who didn't know this.

Well, they put this out so you can distract from that bill.

Oh my God, he's a moron.

In the meantime, they're jamming this fucking bill up our ass.

Yeah.

Apparent mental decline from day one of his presidency.

Shielding the agent commander in chief from the public and even rearranging his schedule after scatterbrained performances.

An explosive report revealed Thursday.

It's explosive.

Everybody knows.

Yeah.

Who didn't?

Everybody knew.

Look, there he is.

Look at him.

Who doesn't have a.

That's gonna be in the history books.

Is him just looking like, huh?

Who doesn't have somebody in their family that looks like this?

And you're like, gotta take his keys.

Out of the house.

Yeah.

Gotta take his keys away.

Yeah, yeah.

Put those locks on that, like those kid locks so he can't get meander in chief.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

The New York Post is brilliant, by the way, because they put.

Well, they've been doing this.

Yeah.

They've been doing these headlines for years.

They would put a lid on and at 4pm you couldn't even get a hold of them.

Meetings were scheduled for later and in fact the first disclosed after Biden debate flop against the president.

The staff admitted that the Democratic nominee had difficulty functioning outside a six hour window that closed at 4pm Daily.

Like a drive through.

Just like, we're done.

He went for this.

Give him his ice cream, he takes a nappy poo and he's done.

He went for the silver plate special at 4:00.

The early bird special at the Ponderosa.

Right.

It just, it's sad.

This is, this is the.

Oh, and then they got falling up, up the stairs, you know, and I get it, I'm clumsy, I trip overstairs and like that too.

But it's, it's.

He's a Met.

Yeah.

He tripped over.

He tripped over a sandbag.

He went the wrong way on stage.

Yeah.

And then he blunders off.

Yeah.

He comes up, he.

He mumbles into a mic and then when it's time to go, he walks around like a Roomba up there.

He don't know where to go.

Everybody's making fun of it.

And I blame her, I blame Jill.

She did not.

She's not whatsoever.

A lot more.

Well, she enabled him for sure.

Hey, so here you go.

The guy reads the parts in parentheses on the prompter.

Yes.

Pause for applause.

He just woke up.

Like literally, like when he does that.

Whoa.

Yeah.

He gets done a press conference and you know how they all start screaming questions and he's just.

Literally.

He was like.

He was like asleep for that moment.

Like his brain shut down and he literally like woke up to people yelling at him and it's it.

You know, it is.

I don't think he was a terrible politician.

He was just a rotten son of a.

Who was just in too long and he's just gotten progressively worse and.

But I still pity someone who goes through that kind of decline in such a public eye.

I don't wish that on anybody.

He should not be in charge, obviously.

But I mean, come on.

There hasn't been a honest Democratic primary since 2015.

All right?

Bernie Sanders was running away with the 2016 primary, which was in Philadelphia.

They stole it from him.

Hillary stole from him.

And Trump won because they stole this prime.

They stole the primary in 2016 from.

I was going to say Barry Sanders.

Bernie the running back for the poor.

Barry the running back for the Lions.

They stole the nomination from him, from Bernie Sanders.

And then the Democrats said, fuck you.

They stayed home and Trump won.

They never thought that was gonna happen.

Yeah, so then.

But nobody wanted Hillary, okay?

So then they were.

So in 2020, they ran another primary.

Bernie Sanders was kicking their ass again.

They were going into South Carolina and they made Pete Booty Juice and Amy Kloma, Char and all the rest of them.

All these morons drop out and throw their support behind Biden so he could beat Bernie.

So that was the second time they fucked Bernie Sanders out of the nomination.

I don't know why he tolerated it.

I really don't.

He was supposed to have a one term president.

And then he said, you know what?

I kind of like this.

I'm gonna run for two turns.

And they should have said, grandpa, you're lucky you're in here one time, all right?

Sit your ass down and shut up.

But he wouldn't do it.

And so then he goes out for the debate.

Fucking bombs.

And the nicest thing to say is.

He bombed right now.

They gotta get him out of there.

So what do they do?

They go in and they say, listen, you, you're fucking done.

All right?

Yeah, we're taking you out.

Essentially, Joe, and I don't mean Joe, because Joe don't know what the fuck day it is.

Joe's people, Joe's camp said, you know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna throw our support behind Kamala Harris.

And that's where they can't get anybody else.

So then Joe, he did the.

Too late anyway.

He did the reverse.

He did the back door reverse.

Finger up the ass to the Democratic Party because.

So they couldn't put anybody in there.

So then if Joe Biden wasn't bad enough, then they roll out this nitwit, all that.

Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone else.

That is called bidenomics.

That is called bidenomics.

And we are very proud of bidenomics.

Tanks the.

Yeah, tanks the economy.

The inflation rate goes up to 9%.

Prices go through the roof.

And people.

That's Trump's fault.

People are feeling this, right?

Yeah, look, they were coming out of a Covid.

$10 for eggs.

Yeah.

They were coming out of a Covid economy.

They were.

The economy was ready to go booming, and he had that Reduction Inflation Reduction Act.

All that was was a boondoggle for green energy, so they could take and take that money and recycle it back to themselves again.

And the American people said, fuck this, we want Trump.

It was the same thing.

We've had enough.

We just have gotten beat and beat and beat and beat, and there's no more money.

There's no more.

We're at the bottom.

The amazing fact that the American citizens are the last things that anybody is thinking about, any of the politicians, it's insane.

I don't even know what to say.

You got kids that are coming out of college, and you've got young people that are trying to, you know, buy a house, start a family.

They can't.

They're still living with their parents at home.

Cause they can't.

They can't afford to go out.

And now, you know, this is like right after the Depression when everybody consolidated and moved back in again.

They don't use the word depression because it's too.

Oh, we can't say depression.

So we'll say recession or we'll say anything else, whatever they call it.

And so now, I mean, how many times you said, listen, I want some mean tweets and cheap gas, like they were begging for Trump to come back.

So they run Trump against Kamala Harris.

And they did.

Trump wasn't leaving.

That's the whole thing.

I don't even think the Republicans, a bunch of Republicans, didn't want him hanging around.

But yet, you know, the thing is, nobody else.

Nobody else.

There's nobody else.

Nobody else could have straightened this economy out.

They tried to.

Listen, they tried to put him in jail.

That didn't work.

Then they tried to shoot him twice.

Well, they did manage to shoot him.

They shot him at least once.

But, yeah, by the grace of God, he turned his head a little bit and it got him in the ear.

Yeah, that's insane.

And then they.

The mainstream media had a campaign against him.

He couldn't.

You know, they just bashed him to death.

And of course, everything that Kamala Harris did was sunshine and roses and a joyful warrior.

And then that dumb twat, she goes out, and instead of the one state she needs, the one state she needs to win the nomination is Pennsylvania.

She would pick the governor of Pennsylvania.

Why?

Because he's Jewish.

He's a Jew, and we can't.

I don't know.

Did he want to hang his Hat with her?

Probably not.

I think he might have even declined it.

Maybe she needed him.

And he was like, we'll never know.

You're a losing racehorse.

I'm not.

But why should he ruin his chances by hanging his hat with a loser like her?

Okay, so Trump wins the election, stupid.

And not by a little.

By a lot.

He won the popular vote.

He won the electoral college.

He won the flip states.

Yeah.

All the swing states.

He got him.

Unbelievable.

So now he's coming back, and they're scared shitless because they spent eight years fucking him in the ass.

And the American people.

And now he's coming back, and you know what?

He's smarter, and he's picking smarter people.

And you know something?

Democrats.

You know how dumb you are?

You're chasing your own people away.

You chased away Robert Kennedy Jr.

You chased away Tulsi Gabbard.

Elon Musk was a Democrat.

He was.

Joe Rogan was a Democrat.

I mean, all of the.

All these people just left your party because you're fucking insane.

They say, oh, we need a Joe Rogan.

I'm like, you had a Joe Rogan.

You had Joe Rogan.

All you had to do was act stupid.

The guy, right?

He gets Covid.

Joe Rogan gets Covid.

And he goes out and he gets ivermectin and hcq because I never know how to say that word.

Hydrochloroquine.

There we go.

And.

Yeah, and he go and he gets over it.

And they attack him.

And they say.

They still talk about him like that.

They say that he was taking horse dewormer and not.

That's what Joy Behar said last week.

She said he took course that still, they still.

I don't know if that's a new audio clip or was it the same recycle.

It's probably a new one.

So they go through all this.

They.

They chase everybody away.

And who do they prop up?

Transsexuals.

And.

And not just your basic normal transsexuals, but the ones that want to groom kids.

Well, yeah, okay.

And then they wanted to send men into women's spaces and all this other shit.

And women are like this.

So you.

You hitched your horse to crazy and.

Then shame the women that want to be safe.

Right?

And shame them.

Shame them.

Your own voters.

Shame black men into not voting for you.

Shame women not to vote for you.

It's.

It was.

Shame Hispanic voters.

It was horrible.

They, they.

Everything they did.

Don't do that.

If you want to win anything, don't do what the Democrats did.

And the only one that stuck with you was the dumb white liberal women.

Those morons were still.

Cause we're gonna do the work.

The screaming ones and hair.

We have to sit and listen.

No, no, not even them.

The housewives that wanna.

Oh, we have to sit and listen and we have to not talk over.

Allow them to speak or disagree.

And they did with this DEI nonsense.

And white people are like, what the fuck?

What are we?

And so.

Okay, so now you know what, you made a big giant pile of shit stew, now you gotta take and eat it all.

Yeah.

And what they do now is now they're just out lying.

So we get Hakeem Jeffries.

Disgusting.

So when they're talking about this bill this morning.

Wait to hear this load of horseshit.

This was this morning.

Everything's changed.

In eight hours, everything has changed.

House Republicans, House Democrats, Senate Republicans and Senate Democrats reached a bipartisan agreement to fund the government, keep it open, and meet the needs of the American people.

We reached a bipartisan agreement to provide disaster assistance to everyday Americans whose lives have been upended and turned upside down as a result of hurricanes, tornadoes, wildfires, floods.

Disgusting man.

And other types of extreme weather events.

We reached a bipartisan agreement, we heard, to meet the needs of the American people and provide assistance to farmers, families, children, seniors, veterans, men and women in uniform and working class Americans.

You piece of shit.

House Republicans have now unilaterally decided to break a bipartisan agreement that they made.

Yes.

Why?

Fuck you.

Because it's 1300 extra fucking pages of bullshit.

That's why.

Yeah, that's what that is.

And you dropped it 19 hours before the vote like nobody could read it.

But guess what?

Now we got Doge, we got Vic, we got Elon Musk, and they're reading this shit and they're calling you on your bullshit.

And then what happens is the Republicans are now like, fuck, we can't.

We can't support this.

That should be made available to any American who wants to see that.

And it should be made available, I would say a month and a half to two months before you even vote on it.

But they don't do that because I.

Know that I can see what's coming up on my local town agendas and see what's happening.

Right.

They wheel this fucking.

All this.

This whole wheelbarrow.

Yeah.

Thing of papers in here and say, here you go, we're going to vote on it in 19 hours.

And they're like, what the hell?

Obamacare, Shove that through.

Right?

And they're Sitting there.

And you have where they have more money for this censorship shit that they're trying to shove down our throats and how to protect themselves from when Trump comes in and finds out and exposes them.

See, here's the thing.

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are a big giant light.

And they're shining it on all the cockroaches in Congress.

And what do cockroaches hate?

Light.

They can't stand it.

They start scurrying.

They're heading for the hills.

They're trying to get in the shadows, they're trying to get into the cracks.

They're trying to get out of the way.

And that's not happening anymore.

I just can't believe that people are still putting up with this.

When I say people like, I can't believe the Democrats are still trying to make this happen.

It's not, it's so not.

Sparky says they always do this shit around Christmas.

They, they tell them if they don't come up with an agreement, no one goes home for Christmas.

Then let them, you know what?

Then let them work through fucking Christmas one time.

I don't give a shit.

Right, I don't care.

That's your job.

Pay the bills, review them.

Be goddamn normal about it and review this shit.

Don't wait till the last minute.

You, you know, I'm pretty sure you all have calendars.

You can figure out what's coming up.

They have a shitload of people that do that job for you.

Right?

So today when I was on, I was all fired up this morning, more than I am now.

I was on Bruce's show, the Weathered view on it's a Twitter space.

And Ken was in there and he was trying to.

Cause I was upset that they raised the salary of the.

Of Congress from 176,000 a year to $246,000 a year.

Bullshit.

A little bump, a little bump, a little bump.

And they're like, well, you know, we haven't had a pay raise since, I forget, 2009.

Guess what?

It's a part time job.

You don't go there every day, okay?

Fuck you.

Not only that, you know, but they get medical benefits and they get a staff and they get travel and all kinds of perks and free lunch and all this other shit that they get.

And, and now all of a sudden, and you know what?

70% of the country lives on half of the 175,000 and they need more.

Money, feel lucky they live on half of that.

Exactly, yeah.

75,000 or what?

It would be 80 somewhere.

$80,000.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got.

Bob says they get inside a trade.

Yeah, yeah.

If you and I brought that up earlier.

Yeah, if you and I.

Jail.

Exactly.

They put.

What's her name in jail for Martha Stewart.

Exactly.

All these perks and all this.

And then all of a sudden we're supposed to sit here and say.

And we're trying to.

And they're taxing us more.

And we're supposed to say, oh, thank you, sir.

May I have another?

And what are we getting out of this?

What do we get?

What do we get as taxpayers?

Do we get medical insurance?

Is our insurance cheaper?

Is anything cheaper?

Everything's going.

Every.

They taxing everything.

So now.

All right, so this is the shit that they do.

We're not making more money.

Costs are going up.

We're getting less for the dollar.

And they want more of our money.

For taxes and raises.

So they.

In New Jersey, one of the things is the gasoline tax.

They raise the gasoline tax how many times?

What's up, Soft?

How you doing?

And so.

Hey, Sauce here.

Sauce.

Saf fails again.

All right, so they raised the gasoline tax.

And I don't know if you remember this, but the president of the Senate in New Jersey was a guy by the name of Steve Sweeney.

And New Jersey said, do not raise this gas tax another two 32 cents.

And he did it because he did it in the beginning of the session.

He thought everybody in New Jersey was going to forget about it.

And we just kept.

We ended up electing a guy, a truck driver who put like $500 into his campaign.

We elected him into the Senate and kicked Steve Sweeney out for that shit.

Is that guy still in?

No, he lost.

He lost this time because.

Yeah, but what I'm just saying is, you know, finally one and done.

It showed that people are like, fuck you.

And they banded together and, you know, put that doofus in.

So you last.

But right.

So now what they.

So New Jersey's on an initiative to have electric cars because, you know, we're like.

We're the East Coast, California, whatever.

East Coast, California, exactly.

So now guess what?

They're not using as much gas, so they're not getting the tax.

So what do they do this year?

If you have an electric car, when you register your car.

Bullshit.

You have to pay a $250 surcharge.

There you go.

Here, bend over.

We're not greasing this $250 surcharge up.

We're just going to ram it in there.

Dry.

How do you like this?

So am I gonna park my electric car on the.

By the beach where I live in my beach house?

Does that, Is that gonna work where it floods?

Well, because, you know, batteries and salt water do so well together.

I mean, look what happened in Florida with those hurricanes.

All these.

All these electric cars that went, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not like you can just throw them away.

You got those batteries, you gotta do something with those.

I love the people that.

And they're still pushing this climate change, that we can stop it.

And I said this before, it's like, you know, you're in a restaurant and they have a no smoking section.

Meanwhile, everybody else in the place is smoking.

It's not doing a fucking thing.

You're not doing anything.

You're still smelling the smoke.

You're still.

China, India, nobody else is paying attention to this.

Russia, they're not paying attention to this Green New Deal.

Just us, because we're fucking stupid.

And you've got a bunch of college educated kids that think that this is a.

That they're saving the planet.

I listen to a podcast and it's called We're Not Wrong.

And this one chick on there, it should say we're not wrong.

Except Jen, she's always wrong.

And she gets in there and she starts talking about trains and how the fossil fuels are going to be the end of this country because of hurricanes.

And I'm like, oh, my God, how stupid.

What happens to an electric car in a flood?

Catches on fire and they're batteries.

Salt water and batteries, you can't put it out.

They can't even.

When one of these electric cars catch on fire, they don't even have the capacity.

They just burns until it runs, until it burns.

I think Sparky's messing with us a little.

It burns a hole in a road because nobody knows how to put them out.

You put water on them, it makes it worse.

Like gas on fire.

Throwing it in the kitchen, you know.

It'S like throwing water on a gas fire.

It's oil fire.

It's ridiculous.

We blow it out.

So I know TV today.

Whoopi Goldberg's on there.

She's.

I don't know who.

I got no idea who run the country.

Is it Elon?

Is it.

Is it Trump?

Is it?

Well, we know it's not Biden.

He's home shitting his.

Well, technically, on paper, it's still your fucking president, dummy.

Right?

Nobody, you know, he's running a good.

Can't find.

Nothing's changed.

Can't Find Biden, because he's in Delaware.

He's done.

He's like, fuck this, I don't want to be here.

He left Tuesday.

He left Tuesday.

He's in Delaware.

Why don't we just move.

Look, just move the inauguration up.

Swear him in.

Now let's start out.

Let's start now.

Nobody's doing.

No one's running the country.

So we got away 30 something days.

Sparky says, Obama.

I doubt it.

Big Mike, the decent Mike says, it's a decent whoopee impression.

Of course it is.

My impressions are legendary.

My Trump, my Whoopi.

That's true.

Nothing but the best.

Yeah.

So here we are, we're stuck with this shit.

But thank God for Elon Musk, because if he wouldn't have made this big stink of it, they would have voted this fucking thing in 110.

And here's the thing.

It's not even the budget.

It's just to get us from now to March.

Yeah.

It's like, yeah, it's to the spring.

Yeah.

What they did was they, they were able.

The new.

There was a new spending bill.

It slimmed down a little bit from 1547 pages down to 116 pages.

Imagine that.

Amazing, right, that they're able to just eliminate a shitload of pork.

Yeah.

This is definitely.

This is a good thing.

Bariatric surgery on that fucking bill.

So guess what?

And you know what the people are saying, well, who's this Elon Musk?

He's not even elected.

Elected official.

You know who he is?

He's citizen of the United States and he's a fucking voter.

And he has a say.

And he just happens to own one of the biggest social media platforms in the world.

And he goes on there and people pay attention to him.

And when he.

And when he shines the light on the bullshit that's going on, people are like, hey, what's going on here?

And he's exposing the corruption and the fucking greed that goes on in Congress.

And they don't like it.

None of them.

Not the Republicans, not the Democrats.

They don't like it.

But you know who does like it?

We.

The people.

Well, we should.

But, you know, some people are so stupid paying attention.

A lot of people just don't.

They don't get.

They see these little snippets and they're like, oh, what do you mean?

It's, you know, oh, Elon Musk isn't allowing stuff to get paid.

Well, that's not true.

Right.

We are letting stuff get paid right now.

What's going to go through is the most important bits of it.

And then, you know, everything has to be re evaluated.

I mean, FEMA's getting money.

There's going to be money going for NOAA, the National oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

For what?

You know, there's going to be money for expenses related to consequences of hurricanes, typhoons, wildfires.

Oh, I thought that was fema.

Well, no, it's going to be for operations research and facilities.

So it's, it's.

I know, but they're going to, they're going to do 102,500,000 to rebuild the bridge in Maryland.

That should be the insurance company of the fucking boat that ran and ran and knocked it the fuck down.

I don't even know what's going on with that.

And why are we picking that up?

Why are we, why are we paying for that?

Write a letter.

Write a letter.

Yeah, sure, hold on, let me, let me start.

Dear who?

Wait a minute, hold on, let me think about this.

All right, I'm going to write a letter to who it may concern.

Are you out of your fucking minds?

Why are we paying for a bridge that a fucking boat knocked down that's fully insured?

Get a hold of them.

You still need the bridge built.

Where does the money pay for it?

Let the insurance company pay for it.

Well, how long do you want to wait?

Do we.

You want to cut the.

That's a very popular port.

Do you want to just eliminate the bridge right there?

Guess what?

You know what?

Everything's coming in out of that port right now, okay?

We'll allow anything to happen until.

Why do we pay billions of dollars to replace the bridge?

I know, but until that point, you still need a fucking working bridge.

How long has that bridge been knocked down?

It's been within this year.

Did the work.

Okay, so what?

Just cause you don't use it.

Okie dokie, you know, hey, what can I tell you?

I mean, you know, until it gets fixed, until we get the money, we'll.

Just knock down the fucking Betsy Ross.

Whatever.

Yes.

Why do we always get shoved up our ass?

Because we don't want to go.

And you know, how about the government.

Billions of dollars in this and that's what you're mad at?

Is that.

Yes.

You need to read more.

It's part of it, okay?

It's definitely part of it.

Why are we doing that?

Why would we build a station, a stadium for a losing fucking football team?

Would you rather have a stadium or a bridge?

Neither.

How about.

I don't want either.

That's not the answer.

You sure it is?

I just made it.

The answer the NFL makes is another organization has just prints money and they can't pay for a fucking stadium for one of their 32 teams.

I'm sorry, but I don't think that's how it works.

It does.

That's how it works.

That's how it should work.

Well, but that's not how it works.

It's not how it works.

We just did the same thing in Philadelphia.

I don't know why.

Well, because it's in D.C.

so that's probably why I got budgeted into it.

And it's probably all grants or whatever.

The way they set that budget up, it's tourism, travel and shit.

That's where it falls.

This is the problem.

Because people are like, well, what are we going to do?

We have to pay for it because the insurance company won't do it and it'll take too long.

That doesn't mean you don't get your money back.

But I don't know what the specifications are.

I haven't read anything you just said.

No, we don't need a bridge.

I'm just.

That was your response.

So I'm like, why are the taxpayers on the hook for this bridge?

Because, you know, once it goes up, they all of a sudden, everybody will forget about it.

It'll be like a booger on your finger.

You're rolling it around.

You're rolling around.

What's this thing?

Oh, I don't know.

And you flick it and that's it.

And it'll be the end of it.

Okay, if the.

Okay, here's.

I.

Are you serious?

If something happened and the insurance company supposed to be responsible for it, if you put the weight of the US government behind that and went to the insurance company, I bet you they'd cough up the fuck or they would be able to do business.

I don't know what the investigation stat.

I don't know where they are in that state.

If the government.

You still need a fucking bridge.

It's not going to go up tomorrow anyhow.

Start getting the stuff ready to go.

And then put the weight of the US government behind the insurance company and say, guess what?

If you don't get this, how do.

You make it ready to go?

Can I finish a sentence here?

No.

Well, I am going to.

Don't make me cut your mic, Bob.

Listen, if you don't put the weight behind the government and tell that insurance company that if they don't fucking do.

You know, if they don't cough up the money for this bridge, you're never gonna be able to do business in this country again.

I'm sure they will cough up the money for that bridge.

Okay?

They could lean on that.

They could lean on that company like they lean on everybody else.

All right, well, then you should call that person and say, hey, I'm just.

You should get the insurance company to pay it.

Yes, the government.

Okay.

Are you kidding me?

Are you serious?

There are more steps than that.

I am sure someone is in the process of getting this.

You're telling me that the gov.

That the people.

You know something?

If it was you and your car ran in and knocked over a bridge, I bet you they'd be up your ass like an open umbrella.

I would still need a vehicle.

I still need to get somewhere.

Yeah.

But you know what?

I can't sit around and wait for the insurance company.

But that doesn't mean I'm not working to try to get my money.

But in the meantime, I still have to get to where I gotta go.

You're the problem.

You're the problem.

You're a ding bad.

You're the problem.

You're the problem.

Attitude is why we're in the predicament.

How people need to get to work and move around and how we need to keep business moving and people going to where they need to go.

And I'm the problem?

You're the problem because you just figure out, we'll pay with it.

Pay for it.

Who cares?

That's what I said.

We'll just write a fucking check, Willie Nil.

In fact, don't even sign it.

Just, in fact, leave the box blank and just sign it.

That's all.

Send it over to him.

Just send the invoices to this P.O.

box and we'll just pay it.

Send it to Jamingo because.

Because, you know, we're the government.

We need a bridge.

Who cares that a ship ran into it, knocked it the fuck down and killed a bunch of people?

Yes.

Do you think there might be some lawsuits going on?

Do you think they're just going to fling money out?

Be like, here you go.

Oops, we bad.

If you think they're gonna tie that.

Bullshit up for quite a while.

Hang on.

I gotta go to the check.

Cause I can't even imagine what they're saying.

They gotta be saying, please show.

I can't show the eye roll anymore because we're not using that anymore.

Yeah, get over, Dean.

Again.

If you put the weight of the US Government behind the insurance company, all kinds of money would come flying in here because they make money hand over fist.

The problem is, what do the insurance companies do?

They back all the representatives and they pay for their campaigns and shit.

So this is why this happens.

All right.

I'm glad you figured it out for me.

There you go.

Somebody had to.

What do you want from me?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Because apparently I just don't understand anything.

Thank you.

I did say.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

I don't know what I would do.

Do I know how to breathe now?

Christ.

So let's.

What do I do now?

Do I sit here?

Click buttons?

Do I talk?

Let's keep tries.

The Ukraine gets their fucking money immediately.

What the fuck's the difference?

I don't know.

I'm just saying that finally we have somebody that's going to Washington that's holding our government's feet to the fire and reminding them that we the people are in charge.

They work for us, we don't work for them.

And I'm happy about it.

Okay?

Okay.

Trump, Trump.

2024, the sequel.

I'm here for it.

I'm 100% here for it.

Bob says make her wear that hat.

Fuck that hat.

I'm not wearing that hat.

That's all right.

You know who's going to lose this week?

The Steelers are going to lose to the.

To the Ravens.

Baltimore, where they're going to build that bridge for you.

Cool.

Oh, my God.

All right, so what's next?

I don't know.

I'm letting you rant since you.

I'm done rant this morning.

I'm done ran now.

I got it all out.

Nothing else.

Sure.

I don't know.

Hold on.

Let's see what Sparky says.

I don't see Elon and Vivek getting along.

Both of them are.

Are going to do.

Want to do things.

Well, let's see.

All I know is what I found out today.

Let me see if I can find because this is where is dreamy.

Here we go.

I found this fascinating.

Where is it?

Here it is.

Check this out.

Oh, and this is breaking news.

You do not know.

You know who also does not like this?

Elon Musk, the world's richest man just tweeted, this bill should not pass.

The only way you're going to be able to pass it now, Mr.

Speaker, is with Democrats.

If you could, if you could.

What's your message to Elon Musk?

Well, I was communicating with Elon last night.

Elon and Vivek and I are on a text chain Together, Elon Vivek and Mike Johnson have a group chat where they talk back and forth.

That's a good thing.

Okay, that's good.

That's a good thing.

So I think Mike.

Dreamy.

Mike Johnson, with those dreamy eyes of his and his coiffed hair, I think he got over his skis and thought that he was going to be able to push this through.

And then they said, no, no, no, no, we're not.

This is not happening.

This is not happening.

So make it realistic.

It's not.

It wasn't anywhere close to reality.

None of it.

Yeah.

So Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk are part.

They are here for us.

They're here for the people.

They have a bigger voice than we do, and they're standing up for us.

And I don't see where there's a problem in any of that.

Sparky says I'm sending Duchess a Steelers hat.

She has a Steelers hat.

Well, I could use another one, but do.

You don't have to send me anything, Sparky, but thank you.

What is with the hat?

I don't get it.

Because they like.

I don't know.

I.

I think they.

They don't like it.

They don't like it when Mommy and Daddy are fighting.

No.

He said, sparky says I need a baseball hat to wear it brings in more viewers.

Does it?

Well, then you better put a damn hat on.

That's all I gotta say.

Maybe I'll pull it down.

No.

All right, hang on.

Changing the subject.

Now I got some bad news for everybody.

Where did it go?

Hold on.

I know it's got to be up here.

Did I turn?

It didn't happen.

Then I got some bad news for everybody.

Only fan models are using AI chatbots to talk dirty for them.

Guys, when you're.

When you're paying your money to talk to your only fan whores, it's not them.

They're using Chat box because they're making so much money on only fans.

That and all of these people, they're using Chatbot.

They're not even talking dirty to you.

That should be against the law.

That should be on the billboard Voger.

Says only affects you.

John.

Look, I only do this for show prep.

I don't do it.

I'm not one in there.

Matter of fact, I don't have any.

Do I have any only fans?

Bob says half of the models on OnlyFans are AI anyway.

You think so now you don't think.

Did you see today?

Where show prep?

Yeah, show prep.

Of Course, the things that I do for you people, I get no.

And you know what?

I don't even get any credit for it.

So we were having a Twitter.

We have a Twitter DM with some podcasters and Teresa from Shitty Song of the Week.

Shitty Song of the Week said that no one's seen Haley.

You know, the hoc.

To a girl, Haley Welsh.

Her podcast has not been out in two weeks.

Ever since that coin.

They're suing the people that were behind the coin.

Right.

I would feel horrible if she committed suicide because of all this nonsense.

Why would you think she did?

Well, I think Teresa said that she might have.

I don't know if that's.

And then I went looking for it, and they said no one's seen her for, like two weeks.

Like, she's laying low.

She's probably in grandma's house.

You know what?

Just go.

She is.

Just go and do your podcast and just say, look, you know what?

These people.

I'm screwed, too.

Her legal team might be like, shut.

Your pie hole over there.

Because, I mean, she.

She looks like she's very nice, Ding dong kind of girl.

I don't know if she could.

If she could do the podcast, if she could not.